Ari Shaffir - Bedroom Mystery

#AriShaffir on his dating life, passing his STD test, and how sexy the knee can be.
#AriShaffirStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2009.
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[@briestoll]

How is Ari older in the past?

[@abz998]

Reverse Benjamin Button.

[@hasseaouled6032]

Funny

[@BevanWard]

he's 44 now and 47 9 years ago

[@karismagill8412]

Ha

[@karismagill8412]

J WIII ha

[@non-binaryeugene733]

He looks like someone who spikes drinks in here.

[@CaliforniaFresh420]

Lol agreed

[@mikewebb612]

Bert Kreischer would agree

[@HassanLyonn]

I came down to the comments to see if anyone was thinking the same thing that I was, and boom! I found this

[@drewkey6437]

Berts right there with you

[@mikedeni4512]

Edit: someone who spikes ALL the drinks

[@frankthesolocup655]

Everytime I watch Ari shaffir it like a different person every show

[@taotaostrong]

If I saw him near a school, I would call the police.

[@stormcorrosion176]

TAO TAO true my friend, immediate 911

[@carolyntalbot947]

No kidding!😆

[@radioheadinc]

He already spikes friends drinks with Molly so he’s half way there

[@thelionskiln]

You should

[@davidk7529]

For no reason at all? That’s really really shitty.

[@hplovecraftmacncheese]

He looks like a middle-aged Napoleon Dynamite.

[@MrGrombie]

I wouldn't trust my imaginary kids with a guy that dressed like that. XD

[@AlexS-wv4ur]

*zooms in on the only asian girls in the audience.

[@davidk7529]

They actually enjoyed the joke, unlike the guy they showed right before that and the girl from earlier

[@ScreaminSavior]

This look is hilarious on Ari. He looks so old and like he could be Marc Maron's brother. It's crazier how different looks age people. Considering he's 44 now and looks way young with a shaved head and beard.

[@MissD934]

🤣😂🤣😂 that is hilarious!

[@debreczenimate5309]

10:07 MVP cameraman

[@andrewdurkee4719]

YOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@MistaKwayzee]

lmao i looked for this comment as soon as that happened xD

[@deesse8892]

For wha

[@dominicdimartino5005]

He looks like Borat in this video lol

[@lordtachanka903]

Almost everyone in the comments roasting him lmfaoo

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

with that hair hes more flammable

[@theholyghostskeemzplots7320]

Ari defiled that microphone

[@nickbuenger12345]

Damn straight.

[@skillet9141]

He looks like Adam Sandler’s from that “Uncut Gems” movie....... but 5-10 years older.

[@ralanbek95]

Good to see Ian Fidance getting the recognition he deserves.

[@charleswilson4526]

What a lovely neurotic mess of a man he is

[@kylealexander7893]

at 6:32 theres a single "boo" off in the distance lol

[@Jett-King]

I know! What a douchebag.

[@johnkendrick6198]

Lol I heard that

[@youtuberreviewer4040]

That dudes face at 9:54 “this is too far..” 2/5 yelp review

[@vaughnzimmerman1890]

I came here for this comment as soon as I saw him lmao

[@alternavent]

The gals next to him know what's going on!

[@dennis87885]

Yeah. Bud, wasn't impressed.

[@timetravelingschoolshooter9593]

My dude stuck in the 70s😂😂😂😂 dressed like a house wife😂😂😂

[@Spaceman2484]

ScAnDeLeZ Well I feel bad for a lot of guys

[@McShane1996]

Ari looking like Saul Goodman after he goes on the run 😂

[@paulbunyon2889]

How does ari look 52 here, and it's 9 yrs ago?! Lol.

[@sad_is_fiction]

The weird stache adds 20 years he grew up on his whole face not it's minus 20 shit wild

[@joekent6576]

Money makes all the difference.

[@timothyalan34]

Good to see Joaquin Phoenix back on stage.

[@iwishaniggawoods187]

Weird? I don’t see a shitty cleft pallate anywhere on his face..

[@eriksteverman]

6:28 someone boos him lmao

[@Jett-King]

I know! What a douche. Everyone's been laughing their ass off for like a dozen minutes, and then 2 seconds of silence and he yells "booo"? What a douche.

[@renel8964]

Ari looks like mort from fam. Guy

[@EbolaSquirrel]

He looks like someone named Lester here

[@jackmerucci2398]

Ari killed this bit! Risky material and he kept the crowd rolling!!

[@larrygraham4875]

Another great set.

[@skeevetheimp]

10:07 when they cut to the asian girls...lol

[@things_i_say5951]

"She says no but you keep trying", that dates itself before MeToo, lol

[@larryprieto7354]

You give really good knee😂😂

[@adammanning1805]

The blonde in the audience. Lol lol She's pissed lol.

[@milojones8508]

Feel bad for whichever comic came after him. He had his hand on his balls then on the mic.

[@DOESITMATTER7734]

Said the same thing when he was on joe rogan show

[@moriordan85]

Usually you only worry about following a comic when they kill it. But when Ari is on before you, you only have to worry about his nasty ass fondling his balls and the mic. He’s terrible... Im a fan of Rogan, Segura, Bert, Joey Diaz and that whole crew, & I try to give Ari a shot, but I’ve yet to laugh at any of his Bits.

[@dormetheus]

@@stephenjarnagin1495 Dude, he grabbed his nut nest and then licked his hand directly for the knee bit

[@DonnieDouglas]

And Elvis couldn't show a little hip motion...how far society has come.

[@galaxys9936]

dude i fucking died 😂😂😂

[@truthgodson2990]

Amazing! Literally every joke went over my head.

[@Opine_Divine]

Then get off your knees.

[@paulschultz3695]

Ari looking like the Jewish Ed Kemper in this

[@MJH72996]

Ari is a National Treasure

[@marvinsmith4796]

@harooni22 he's pretty good maybe his style just isn't for you

[@gblake5560]

I agree. It’s all just tiresome sex related jokes. Uggg. So one tone and one track and dull

[@sinane.y]

@Sayed Batshon LMFAO

[@Jett-King]

He's so funny when he's not ONLY talking about drugs Drug stories are funny, but not for an hour straight.

[@Insufficient202]

This guy could either be 27 or 57 years olds lmao

[@zip-un5tz]

There is a pawn shop in my town that is owned by a nice older jewish man and Ari is an exact clone of that man in this video lol.

[@sammycampbell1654]

9:51.... the guy's face 🤣🤣🤣

[@klebeau4]

Ari was on fire that day 😂😂 And how you look older when you're younger?

[@iamspartacus9110]

This guy is the best

[@kevinlong4657]

I’ve been watching hours and hours of Stand-Up lately and this is the funniest shit I’ve seen in months

[@ferise1]

Not funny

[@paulanthonymorrisjr]

Great set Ari

[@mattfuller3172]

@4:36 that blonde with white pants is LITERALLY KILLING HIM WITH THE 🤨 It’s A Comedy Show.... Have Fun & Laugh!!!

[@peekaboots01]

She's not going to laugh if it's not funny.

[@xxBONGHUNTER420xx]

Ari is mr clean in reverse 😂

[@LukeBrown6669]

He looks like a 20 year old mashed together with a 65 year old hahaha

[@zigzigzig]

lol bruh the exit music >:D

[@SlappyMcSlappster]

Ari lookin like Sandler in uncut gems

[@whos5.0]

Sanfran49fan93 !!!! Lmao I thought the same 😂

[@nickdailey9889]

Sandler’s inspiration came from him. No lie

[@reecesamuel2023]

Ari out here looking like professor Newman from wet hot American summer lmao

[@maxthefanboy7415]

Guy is a menace! Haha

[@joetv65]

The thumbnail looked like Adam Sandler with a meth addiction 😂💀

[@anaya51]

Lmao!

[@quintincastro7430]

Adam Sandler looks like adam sandler with a meth addiction

[@dickrichard5579]

Ohh my god who told him he could grow that mustache

[@CERTAIND00M]

NAMBLA?

[@toolatetocolonize]

His ancestry

[@jaizeta]

Way too many comments on his looks. The content and delivery were outstanding.

[@yhayaalam651]

How did he age in the past😂😂😂

[@vagellan_8842]

Bro! The number of unhappy squares in every shot of the audience is killing me LMAO especially those hot Scandinavian girls in the front row with the piercing glares Bruh!

[@austinfoster2727]

Always epic. Just passed a clean test myself. Hashtag relatable

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Ari is freaking hilarious

[@caseykay1953]

Those &□!)!)@mm ads interrupting the videos multiple times--GOTTA GO!!!

[@nospam3327]

Haha, i really admire this guy for holding his ground: he is not going to laugh! 9:50

[@Protectobot]

I HATE it when it feels like it's not there. DAMN!

[@sicksavagelife5680]

Those girls in the front row do not look amused by the parking ticket analogy lol

[@benross5372]

He looks like McConaughey in Dallas Buyers Club

[@TheDoctorsGaming101]

Ari Looks like Earl Hicky

[@yoloswagprobro8227]

9:52 Look at that dude

[@mratay4747]

I would never use the mic after Ari lmao

[@spoonface9698]

“Imagine you’re a racist - then think of a Jew. You would picture Ari Shaffir.”

[@krissifadwa]

That microphone was thrown away for sure lol

[@TADSS123]

Blonde lady in the front was *not* having any of it

[@martinblumrich8296]

11:00 Oh really?

[@sportsamania]

This guy is a legend lol

[@dexterroberts5569]

Legend of what? Kniting sweaters

[@sportsamania]

Speaking about subjects in his wild not giving a fuck manner

[@soggyurethra4112]

Didn’t know ari was in the Dallas buyers club

[@thesoundsyouhear4507]

funny af

[@larrygraham4875]

That stash. Damn

[@coybackus7665]

napoleon dynamite must have been this guys highschool story

[@lelostarks7139]

Ari rules !!!

[@disco_duckbill]

haha, top shelf.

[@karismagill8412]

I found u with this clip bn ur fan ever since lol

[@Fabo100]

Alright he is hilarious...never watched his stand up b4

[@jamesfawkes4974]

Ari just bought a microphone

[@williammorales6142]

Ari Shaffir looks like Adam Sandler with a mustache

[@srgt.stones8627]

ari dude you are a saving grace dude... Love this stuff dude

[@vich3359]

Dude dude dude dude

[@harrisoncleveland8742]

Ari looks like if you mixed hall & oates and added 40 years

[@grantmoore8790]

Ari looks like the Sklar brother they locked in the basement.

[@ninjalemurdude]

When the camera was on the Asian girls. 😂

[@jacksonwillis8597]

anyone else get an ad with a young asian woman talking about a new doctors office ??

[@xerofucks1348]

This look was never in style what was he thinking 😩 anyone else notice younger Ari looks older than Ari now? Lol

[@DontStopSkatin]

For anyone who doesn’t know what ari was up to in the late 2000s look up the amazing racists it’s gold

[@belsnickel9568]

How does he look older here

[@weirdassbird]

9:53 my english teacher is not impressed

[@agravy7657]

Ari knows exactly what not to say.

[@angelrez6322]

Squeeze the base. Jajajajajaja. Ayo you aint a man if you aint never have to do that. Jajajajaja. Love you Ari

[@Heroasaurus]

The Sklar brother they don’t like to talk about

[@patrickwickman9023]

Hahaha

[@apollonarbaez1737]

Ari looks like George Carlin had a baby with Mr Rodgers. And that baby looked up to Jerry Seinfeld

[@ksa5128]

It's John Holmes cousin

[@andrewlujan4691]

Louis katz has same bit...

[@bradengreif1111]

The thumbnail looks like Adam Sandler doing a bit

[@SparkySINN]

9:50 😐 they just show this man just having a horrible time not reacting whatsoever 😹

[@RustinChole]

God I love this guy.

[@captainfalcon8615]

Did Ari get younger? Oh wait he dyed his hair but I gotta say he did it well it looks totally natural cause he forsure has grey hair up top and slot of it so that was tastefully done bravo 👏

[@the.glockshot5281]

Fuckkkkk😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭

[@THE_TURTLE.]

Lol ari had hair at one point

[@indigo6485]

He looks like he's straight out of the 70s