Ari Shaffir & Pete Carboni - First Mushroom Trip - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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@bigjman26
@bigjman26 6 жыл бұрын
These Ted Talks are getting weird
@joshuablack8221
@joshuablack8221 5 жыл бұрын
bigjman26 Just now?????!!!! 🤣
@schulteinc941
@schulteinc941 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaaaa! That’s great
@timfriday9106
@timfriday9106 5 жыл бұрын
lolol
@ConfusioNIntrusioN
@ConfusioNIntrusioN 5 жыл бұрын
rofl :D
@sentientcurse7478
@sentientcurse7478 5 жыл бұрын
🤣😭
@ChristianHDD
@ChristianHDD 5 жыл бұрын
I love how Pete has a shit show of a time and Ari just had such an innocent and delightful experience.
@jordanjatzek5410
@jordanjatzek5410 4 жыл бұрын
It comes from where both of their minds were when starting to trip. One was dealing with a breakup, the other reuniting with a friend. Two very different vibes. Leading to two very different trips
@georgeprendergast8305
@georgeprendergast8305 2 жыл бұрын
...and that's mushrooms 🍄 for ya 😉😊
@ChrisTopher-vh8tu
@ChrisTopher-vh8tu 2 жыл бұрын
It’s because people that know how to trip enjoy their time, whilst people that eat mushrooms because they think it’s what cool people do end up having a panic attack and running because their non-existent parents showed up at a house that they didn’t know where it was at 3am so they both take off in a full sprint through down town mountholly NC and aren’t seen for the entirety of the trip. (Actual occurrence) I’m the one that grew the shroomies and knew how to handle it, along with 5 of my close friends, whilst 2 of our school friends did it to fit in after they SWORE they’ve done it before.. they hadn’t and fliiiiiipped out because they thought they heard someone knock on the door.. that someone was apparently both of their sets of parents (impossibility) 4 people that didn’t know each other at a house that they didn’t know existed at 3am. So we kind of forgot about them 1,000 times that night.. every hour or so someone, including myself, would be like “I wonder what happened to them” and we’d make up potential situations they got themselves in and die laughing.. then back to forgetting about them 🥱🥲
@Popinpotions
@Popinpotions 9 жыл бұрын
Is anyone else upset with Pete for taking Kelly back?
@Madmagnus
@Madmagnus 9 жыл бұрын
for sure lol
@CalebKotz11235
@CalebKotz11235 9 жыл бұрын
***** Same! And then when I realized that wasn't going to happen I was waiting for the end when Carboni would be like "Yeah I ended that shit three days later been great ever since" but that moment never came.
@BigMerkGee
@BigMerkGee 6 жыл бұрын
Jay Dell Ari probably hit it too!
@renel8964
@renel8964 6 жыл бұрын
I bet she boinked ari
@stormcorrosion176
@stormcorrosion176 6 жыл бұрын
Popinpotions fuck kelly
@nipz4997
@nipz4997 8 жыл бұрын
If you've taken mushrooms you can always tell when someone is exaggerating a trip or just lying. This isn't one of them hahaha
@yukothekid3423
@yukothekid3423 8 жыл бұрын
ya they r it's impossible to remember everything in detail while ur tripping so any good trip story is usually bs unless it's about a friend who was tripping
@therotaryrocket
@therotaryrocket 8 жыл бұрын
idk man im pretty sure i remember most of my trips pretty vividly. I'd say almost or at least a memory as when sober. I wonder what the science behind how it affects the memory is because it definitely didn't seem to affect memory as much as alcohol does.
@OMGNinja357
@OMGNinja357 8 жыл бұрын
therotaryrocket i mean i remember them vividly to but sometimes i feel its kinda hard to put it into words its an overwhelming expirience you cant explain it in enough detail
@boskocurich1331
@boskocurich1331 7 жыл бұрын
Not so true, my first trip on 7gs, my friend and I got pulled over for smoking weed on a bridge connecting two cities in Florida and was stuck for 4 hours with the cops transitioning between what seemed mother nature calling me from the ocean, the pelicans exerting cosmic energy with each wing flap, and myself melting into the concrete wall facing the ocean that I was sitting on and talking to the cops at the same time. I Remember every single detail, from the snake faces staring at me when I closed my eyes to the cops faces stretching out, fun times lol.
@oqihouqiop
@oqihouqiop 6 жыл бұрын
nipz depends on how much theyre taking in the story
@nikolasmokalis3425
@nikolasmokalis3425 5 жыл бұрын
These two stories are the exact difference between doing shrooms in a good headspace and doing them in a bad headspace. All of my experiences have been like Ari's
@amaanhussain3094
@amaanhussain3094 5 ай бұрын
so true
@amansizedduck
@amansizedduck 7 жыл бұрын
I always get that 'pissed yourself' feeling on mushrooms...
@vanamburgben
@vanamburgben 6 жыл бұрын
Integral Groove weed used to do that to me but not anymore. I smoke daily
@RaoulDuke1776_
@RaoulDuke1776_ 6 жыл бұрын
@@vanamburgben damn reading that reminded me of when I started smoking bud hahahahah
@ConLLee
@ConLLee 6 жыл бұрын
@@vanamburgben for real. weed did that to me for a long time when i was like 16. Doesnt anymore. Ive tripped on acid once and i felt like that during it too. I think when youre just wicked high on something you start to feel like you lost control of your body, which could lead to peeing and pooping yourself
@TheDslide
@TheDslide 6 жыл бұрын
@@vanamburgben same as you man haha i never understood that.
@kaidengathings3096
@kaidengathings3096 6 жыл бұрын
Same and then your hands are all sweaty so you can't really tell, so you look but nothing's there but you swear you can feel that familiar warm wetness hahahahaha. First time I tripped on mushrooms I was in my sister's room and I thought everything was wet. Like my clothes were drenched, and her bed and everything was just wet as could be. I couldn't stop laughing.
@ABRASILERA17
@ABRASILERA17 7 жыл бұрын
Pete has a ring on his finger, he better not be married to Kelly
@zevlovex6496
@zevlovex6496 6 жыл бұрын
nah but you can tell he was def one of the "friends" that got to bang her out on occasion
@thelongranger55
@thelongranger55 5 жыл бұрын
We are ALL married to kelly
@jamarusjackson334
@jamarusjackson334 5 жыл бұрын
Na they talkin about like 10 years ago
@MDSF90
@MDSF90 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if he’s married to Kelly or not but I would assume he’s smart enough to have moved on with his life, considering the fact that he’s a self made multi-millionaire all off of his writing, directing and maybe some acting in/of movies, sitcoms and comedy shows/skits. A brilliant man like himself would not put himself through the agony of staying with someone that the though of makes them jealous. I’m not 100% sure but I’m going out on a limb here and assuming he is not. Lol
@MDSF90
@MDSF90 5 жыл бұрын
Zev Love X Pete is the one that was on and off with Kelly. Ari is the other guy that thought he peed himself. Lol.
@haboonaimee
@haboonaimee 8 жыл бұрын
even on mushrooms my Judaism does not leave me
@seanmichalski4690
@seanmichalski4690 6 жыл бұрын
Try DMT, that'll probably fix ya, or am I missing a joke?
@charlottem.1477
@charlottem.1477 5 жыл бұрын
Haboobeker Naimee I scrolled past this comment, then, I heard the joke.... Lmao 😂
@spanqueluv9er
@spanqueluv9er 5 жыл бұрын
If you are still clinging to your religion then you haven’t consumed enough mushroom.
@katrinamartinez8796
@katrinamartinez8796 5 жыл бұрын
Omg same girl where my HIGH JEWISH GIRLS AT!!!!!.
@kalebtrejo3388
@kalebtrejo3388 5 жыл бұрын
@@spanqueluv9er that's not how it works dumbass🤣
@jimpickens4
@jimpickens4 5 жыл бұрын
Pete Carboni looks exactly like Randall from Recess.
@MiketheEye
@MiketheEye 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit!
@v.epiphanes2816
@v.epiphanes2816 5 жыл бұрын
Damnnn
@dianedavid3052
@dianedavid3052 5 жыл бұрын
Yes!! Could not remember the show lol thanks 👍🏾
@SparkySINN
@SparkySINN 5 жыл бұрын
He gonna tell on you !!!
@MDSF90
@MDSF90 5 жыл бұрын
Except worth about 20 million bucks. Lol
@greybeard6504
@greybeard6504 5 жыл бұрын
I once tripped on acid, and for the first two hours I laughed so hard nonstop over literally nothing. I thought I was gonna die laughing, my stomach muscles were on fire and I could hardly sneak in breaths. One of the best times I’ve ever had.
@coyotehinderstein37
@coyotehinderstein37 5 жыл бұрын
try taking a hit of nitros at the peak than even things that dont logicly seem hilrious totally are
@stoursjoseph
@stoursjoseph 4 жыл бұрын
One time on acid I was offered some frozen grapes, and upon tasting one it was so good I began to laugh the hardest I ever had, and continued to do so for a full hour. By the time I reached for a second grape, it had become room temperature, and I became very sad.
@japaneseproctolgist
@japaneseproctolgist 9 жыл бұрын
I would say a big takeaway from this story is if you're gonna do psychedelics. DO THEM WITH SOMEONE WHO IS EXPERIENCED. You're very emotionally vulnerable and it can be very overwhelming in a lot of circumstances. It's much better if you have someone who's relaxed to calm you down and give you good vibes while tripping.
@blairwilliams136
@blairwilliams136 5 жыл бұрын
Psychedelic spirit guide
@KlarraDaniele
@KlarraDaniele 5 жыл бұрын
Those who are experienced, generally emotionally sound, and emotionally resilient. Experienced people can have bad trips too.
@nicoleklarecki6940
@nicoleklarecki6940 3 жыл бұрын
That didn't help me. My first trip was a nightmare
@ciscokicks1781
@ciscokicks1781 3 жыл бұрын
Faldo
@ciscokicks1781
@ciscokicks1781 3 жыл бұрын
Shakhome e just y
@philipfallah9969
@philipfallah9969 9 жыл бұрын
Totally thought they were going to make out at the end..
@giggityeffyou
@giggityeffyou 6 жыл бұрын
They definitely did backstage or at the hotel
@orcs_blood1793
@orcs_blood1793 6 жыл бұрын
giggityeffyou I heard they are schvitzing each other hcraums to this day
@partlycloudyoptimist809
@partlycloudyoptimist809 5 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@richardstuivenberg4618
@richardstuivenberg4618 4 жыл бұрын
right!?
@Cardsfan3341
@Cardsfan3341 9 жыл бұрын
Pete looks like that one kid on the show Recess who snitched all the time. Can't remember his name though lol
@moneyispower666
@moneyispower666 9 жыл бұрын
Randall
@elpolloloco9299
@elpolloloco9299 8 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@statikshotz9558
@statikshotz9558 7 жыл бұрын
lol fuckin randall
@gorrillawarfair
@gorrillawarfair 7 жыл бұрын
mike vascura jason chaffetz
@RaoulDuke1776_
@RaoulDuke1776_ 6 жыл бұрын
Foreal! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TWHowl
@TWHowl 5 жыл бұрын
I loved hearing some universal "trip things", like the wet feeling of psychedelics or that random hysterical laughter that signifies the beginning of the onset of the drugs, especially mushrooms.
@jerryruiz3857
@jerryruiz3857 4 жыл бұрын
For reals. But I know what that wet feeling is
@bingbongproductions5569
@bingbongproductions5569 5 жыл бұрын
You know what's a real trip, going to a funeral and being so overwhelmed with sadness that you let your degenerate cousin who spent a year in a mental asylum convince you to go for a ride and smoke two blunts and then go with him to pick up an eight ball. Everyone's back at the funeral home mourning the loss of an uncle and my cousin and I are sitting in a Chick Fil' A parking lot doing lines. When we got back to the wake 3 hours later after snorting all the blow my parents had already left and told my aunt to tell me to come home whenever, they understood that I was very close with this uncle and that I may need some extended time to mourn. In my drug induced state I took that as a sign to go back out now with three other cousins and take some acid. Beforehand I called my mom and told them some of the cousins and I were going to go out and get some food and hang out for awhile. By the time 11pm rolled around we had all forgotten that there was a funeral the next day as we were very high and driving around listening to Twisted Insane's Trigga Tonguez. When the funeral came the next day after it was allover and we headed to the mercy meal at my aunt's house the same degenerate cousin and I were smoking another blunt and we had a real moment with one another in which he told me that he needed to clean up his act and strive for a drug free life as he was heavily into coke, heroin, meth, among other things. I was also in a low moment in my life working full time and not really sure what I wanted to do In my life, as I couldn't see myself working a dead end job the rest of my life. That was 3 years ago and since then he has been sober 2 years and is working on becoming a drug counselor in addition to working as an electrician as is doing really well for himself and I have been in college pursuing a degree in criminal justice.
@ashutosh998
@ashutosh998 5 жыл бұрын
Bing Bong Productions congrats dude
@KlarraDaniele
@KlarraDaniele 5 жыл бұрын
Great job to both of you. It can be hard, I know what it takes to change. I send you energy of resilience and continued prosperity.
@joedoe7138
@joedoe7138 4 жыл бұрын
i’m too high for this bruh
@TheWormzerjr
@TheWormzerjr 4 жыл бұрын
there is no justice, the criminals run the system. reaperishere.weebly.com
@TheOGClockwork
@TheOGClockwork 4 жыл бұрын
I’m on. Shrooms and don’t want to read
@brandonisaacs631
@brandonisaacs631 9 жыл бұрын
Aw mushrooms...Such good..blurry..vague memories. Almost getting stabbed. Sitting on a bench for an hour asking "what time is it?" over and over again. Getting lost in a park I'd lived my whole life near. Having a tandem hallucination with my friend. Agreeing it was aliens. Walking several miles in the wrong direction. Thinking I was going to forget how to breath and freaking out over it. I shouldn't have taken that second handful... Or..should I have taken a third?
@clint-webb
@clint-webb 9 жыл бұрын
Man, that's like a classic repertoire. I think that, save for the almost getting stabbed part, everyone who ever did shrooms shared your experience.
@brandonisaacs631
@brandonisaacs631 9 жыл бұрын
I think you're right because that exactly what the other two guys I was with did too. We all sat on a bench in a park asking eachother what time it was for a good 90 minutes. On the other hand, me and my friend had a tandem hallucination. That or there was actually an alien in that park that night. Either way, Salvia was far more enjoyable than mushrooms.
@brandonisaacs631
@brandonisaacs631 9 жыл бұрын
***** I dunno, man. Sounds like you went a little too high on the concentration. It's been forever since I've done saliva, but I always stuck below 60x. It was always total insanity...all encompassing hallucinations, I remember one instance in which the world folded over on my like a closing book. Always intense, but never horrifying, or bad in any way really. I would just laugh hysterically every time I did it too. And it never lasted long. Aside from the intense sweating and confusion when coming out of it, salvia was always good to me. Mushrooms were fun too, but thinking you're going to forget how to breathe wasn't. Baseline is, i just don't do hallucinogens anymore, but when and if I do, the key is moderation.
@brandonisaacs631
@brandonisaacs631 9 жыл бұрын
Wow, that's bad news bears. I was minimally stressed from my hallucination. I was in a world of white when the book closed. Which was terrifying, but the catch to that was there was a red house being painted white in the distance, and all I had to do what not let whomever was painting finish the job or everything would vanish forever. I don't remember much beyond that, but I have video of me doing it on several occasion where I was literally cracking up the entire time (on the outside) so all in all, the experiences I've had were great, the key is to just be careful. no matter the concentration, or drug, moderation should always be your main concern.
@brandonisaacs631
@brandonisaacs631 9 жыл бұрын
Batt Fink Really? That's very interesting. I'm now really curious if that type of hallucination might be common among Salvia users for some reason. Too bad no one's really researching the stuff.
@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 9 жыл бұрын
More drug stories these are hilarious!!!!
@jtheman4678
@jtheman4678 6 жыл бұрын
Rare Videos by Javier Vargas TV! Im working on it im getting high right now.
@XXAbbott
@XXAbbott 5 жыл бұрын
yeah anything to do with shrooms or acid are great lmao
@brocowsci
@brocowsci 5 жыл бұрын
Psychedelic stories, not drug stories in general, that's boring af
@RECTALBURRITO
@RECTALBURRITO 3 жыл бұрын
Shrooms are awesome AF too
@brandonwalker6781
@brandonwalker6781 2 жыл бұрын
U should look up the time Ari gave Tom Segura Molly without telling him, 😂
@andyroe3460
@andyroe3460 9 жыл бұрын
This is the best comedy series! I love how this one is edited to make it like they are both telling the story back and forth, really funny!!!
@4Cud1Life2Is3Mine0
@4Cud1Life2Is3Mine0 9 жыл бұрын
The pee stain parts were definitely the funniest parts.
@coyotehinderstein37
@coyotehinderstein37 5 жыл бұрын
fucking relatable
@jerryruiz3857
@jerryruiz3857 4 жыл бұрын
I also can relate but I figured out what that sensation is
@bennybenito3647
@bennybenito3647 3 жыл бұрын
You mean the only funny part
@Blimbus-Blombo
@Blimbus-Blombo 3 жыл бұрын
Super relatable 😂😂
@derekjackson8832
@derekjackson8832 3 жыл бұрын
That's sad lol
@MoeMentos
@MoeMentos 8 жыл бұрын
Sheesh, I expected to see comments about how unique and sweet this story was. So much negativity - who hurt you people?? ha, but seriously, this was amazingly executed with the two narratives, and a really satisfying resolution. Well done, team.
@safewordiswolfy2012
@safewordiswolfy2012 6 жыл бұрын
Who's been so good to you
@riffraff1880
@riffraff1880 5 жыл бұрын
Kinda of a weak story tbh yo.. nothing all that interesting or exciting, str8 up..
@jessecampbell2676
@jessecampbell2676 5 жыл бұрын
It was kinda pathetic and sad the whole time ari wasn't talking.. Kept waiting for that dude to start crying
@palbo4
@palbo4 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously haha, I thought this ended in a very sweet way and expected a bunch of "aw" comments down here but nope
@samuraisixstring
@samuraisixstring 9 жыл бұрын
The editing in this episode was pretty awesome! I really liked the blending of the 2 different perspectives
@NesconProductions
@NesconProductions 5 жыл бұрын
One thing that truly doesn't mix with any psychedelic drugs is doing them right after breaking up with a girl/boyfriend. Brings that relationship bong water right to the surface. Also really helpful to bring along someone who's not tripping for positive redirection and grounding in reality. Watching TV/movie with good friends or listening to tunes at home with a well stocked refrigerator & snacks (that don't require cooking..) best way to go. Remember you can do some do some really stupid sh*t tripping.
@nitroexpress6294
@nitroexpress6294 5 жыл бұрын
I'll never understand how someone could feel like walking around on mushrooms. Acid you can run a marathon on. Mushrooms make you feel real lazy by comparison.
@nitroexpress6294
@nitroexpress6294 3 жыл бұрын
@@fuji2009 so have you ever tried acid?
@nitroexpress6294
@nitroexpress6294 3 жыл бұрын
@@fuji2009 I could see that. I'm a musician so acid helped me be able to conduct other musicians, run a mixing board and write new material at the same time. I just couldn't see pulling that off on mushrooms. Everytime I took mushrooms I just wanted to lay in the sun and have someone carry me home lol.
@snavisTM
@snavisTM 2 жыл бұрын
@@nitroexpress6294 how sad is that logic?
@fairday2570
@fairday2570 8 жыл бұрын
$5 emergency fund for mushrooms recommended in case you want juice and fruits and shit and just leave the change cuz its too much to deal with
@gronkcunt1044
@gronkcunt1044 4 жыл бұрын
I’m high as tuck but I was full expecting him to go “can I ask you something? Will you marry me?” And I was thinking that was their love story on how they became gay
@blackdox3002
@blackdox3002 2 жыл бұрын
me too haha
@mattwarwick8135
@mattwarwick8135 6 жыл бұрын
Ari Shaffir has rocketed up the charts over the last few days. A brilliant comic.
@rossmartin9054
@rossmartin9054 9 жыл бұрын
These are great. Comedy Central needs to book another season asap.
@lexlang7688
@lexlang7688 9 жыл бұрын
"They have a vested interest in keeping you safe... they want you to come back!" I laughed for hours!
@armandoclayton8004
@armandoclayton8004 9 жыл бұрын
i have one of those friends that when they get into a relationship we don't talk until they break up
@TheFragmuffin
@TheFragmuffin 9 жыл бұрын
my first time I ate a half ounce... shrooms, gold caps and blue-purples pods and stems are truly wonderful. blue shag carpet became the ocean
@arampathkushan2861
@arampathkushan2861 4 жыл бұрын
@@LOLBu yes i agree. The best experiences are pretty scary. When i first tried lsd i took 3 tabs without knowing how hard it would go. Felt like dying after 3 hours. then i closed my eyes went to this place that feels like love. (its not just love its this feeling of completeness ..but not exactly its hard to explain). So that was a spiritual like experience. Then the my roommate came home while on call with someone probably because i have heard her say "oh my god" before. So i was in this beautiful and amazing place and suddenly i hear "oh my god". I look out the window everythings burning. And im in australia. fuck right? i thought shit this cant be real and took another look out the window and everything was fine. took few breathes and calmed myself. I have never felt that kind of an amazing feeling and fear and i dont think i ever will. And im feeling happier than i was before. (there was more to the trip i cant say all of that it would take many words)
@rudymelo880
@rudymelo880 4 жыл бұрын
@@LOLBu 7 grams is a quarter ounce
@evan3272
@evan3272 2 жыл бұрын
I can recommend you to where I get my stuff his got Shrooms, psychedelics, Microdose, Dmt, Vape Pens, Carts, and other products well refined ships to anywhere also guide you if you're a newbie
@evan3272
@evan3272 2 жыл бұрын
He's on Instagram with the below handle
@evan3272
@evan3272 2 жыл бұрын
Rollandbruce01
@themightykyuss
@themightykyuss 6 жыл бұрын
Pete might be the worst person to trip with ever. Jesus.
@larryphillipsjr.1607
@larryphillipsjr.1607 6 жыл бұрын
the.mighty.kyuss no shit.
@XxXspawndXxX
@XxXspawndXxX 6 жыл бұрын
Not necessarily, you're taking one anecdotal experience and extrapolating it to say he would be like this every time he trips? That's not how it works. This was one trip that he went into in a bad state of mind because of his relationship and career, if he was in the right set and setting like you should be when tripping then he would have been fine.
@TheDslide
@TheDslide 6 жыл бұрын
​@@XxXspawndXxX Couldn't have said it better
@midinerd
@midinerd 6 жыл бұрын
@TheDSlide - Mental stability is important in choosing when to trip bruh. the original claim still applies
@TheDslide
@TheDslide 6 жыл бұрын
@@midinerd Never said it isn't ... Original claim was about the person not his mental stability.
@freddonovan2978
@freddonovan2978 2 жыл бұрын
I've heard a lot of tripping stories, and they are very exciting, i would love to try magic mushrooms but I can't easily get some, Is there any realiable source I can purchase from??
@stephaniemorgan6284
@stephaniemorgan6284 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so interested in the experience but am terrified of having a bad trip
@evelynbecker4916
@evelynbecker4916 2 жыл бұрын
( dream.spores) jason Got psych's*
@stephaniemorgan6284
@stephaniemorgan6284 2 жыл бұрын
This whole thing is pretty new to me, can I try 3grams?
@evelynbecker4916
@evelynbecker4916 2 жыл бұрын
@Angela carter Yeah, he's got magic mushrooms, LSD, dmt etc
@freddonovan2978
@freddonovan2978 2 жыл бұрын
@@evelynbecker4916 alright, I'll reach out to him immediately to get some
@Rattus1
@Rattus1 9 жыл бұрын
This was kinda sad
@yourgirlkate2482
@yourgirlkate2482 8 жыл бұрын
incredibly...
@tubeaddict871
@tubeaddict871 6 жыл бұрын
Very
@raytheonorion
@raytheonorion 5 жыл бұрын
dude, i was waiting for the pick me up... never came...
@aidskitten9483
@aidskitten9483 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah this was a bummer
@alexandermartinez5736
@alexandermartinez5736 5 жыл бұрын
😆😆😂
@dems_3940
@dems_3940 6 жыл бұрын
Mexican got on boots
@ThraseaGlow
@ThraseaGlow 5 жыл бұрын
yeah but what KIND of knife do you need?
@Joe-Mamasixtyninefourtwenty
@Joe-Mamasixtyninefourtwenty 5 жыл бұрын
CiCi!
@sunkid02
@sunkid02 5 жыл бұрын
@@jeffcloss7160 shouldve took off running
@LeftDownRightUpGaming
@LeftDownRightUpGaming 9 жыл бұрын
pete saying that he had never felt sadder during the latter half of the bruno trailer, is quite the stupendous statement.
@heyyblitz3089
@heyyblitz3089 4 жыл бұрын
The contrast is probably the funniest shit i’ve ever heard
@cosmic7431
@cosmic7431 9 жыл бұрын
Ari should do more of these doubles with Joey Diaz and Joe Rogan
@ludmillagutomo
@ludmillagutomo 5 жыл бұрын
"but..even on mushroom, my judaism does not leave me" 😂😂😂😆😆😆
@Van_bya_river
@Van_bya_river 5 жыл бұрын
It is not recommended for your first time tripping to do it in public.
@raviolianth0ny751
@raviolianth0ny751 4 жыл бұрын
my first time tripping was a few years ago at a gay pride parade in Seattle lmao
@evan3272
@evan3272 2 жыл бұрын
I can recommend you to where I get my stuff his got Shrooms, psychedelics, Microdose, Dmt, Vape Pens, Carts, and other products well refined ships to anywhere also guide you if you're a newbie to any product
@MrAndrewthedude
@MrAndrewthedude 9 жыл бұрын
Friends caring about friends that's a nice story.
@ModeratelyAmused
@ModeratelyAmused 2 жыл бұрын
Two things I learned from this. There is a comedian named Pete Carboni and the most comedic thing about him is having Ari as a friend.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 4 жыл бұрын
I gotta give it to Ari, his descriptions of how different substances hit you are always on point
@broederdavid6285
@broederdavid6285 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder how he called that guy, cause he left his phone in the car.
@shawnpeacock1037
@shawnpeacock1037 4 жыл бұрын
i love this format of comedy with two comics telling a story in two parts.
@alexandm1001
@alexandm1001 6 жыл бұрын
this dual stand up is very clever, love it!
@Joshyouah20
@Joshyouah20 9 жыл бұрын
That was cut together brilliantly! Bloody Hilarious!
@discoballsac
@discoballsac 9 жыл бұрын
Pete Carboni is a fuckin Jabroni
@fybdrilltime3166
@fybdrilltime3166 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@keithklassen5320
@keithklassen5320 3 жыл бұрын
Pete Carboni agreed to tell this story in front of a gotdang crowd. Pete Carboni is a strong man.
@meiyuying6514
@meiyuying6514 4 жыл бұрын
The editing in the second half absolutely sent me😂
@psychedguitar2716
@psychedguitar2716 5 жыл бұрын
walking through grass bear foot and hugging trees on mushrooms is the BEST feeling you could ever experience in your life. be safe people use safely ❤︎
@hippytrippyjonboy828
@hippytrippyjonboy828 2 жыл бұрын
Unless you step on a velvet ant lol
@mandolorian162
@mandolorian162 Жыл бұрын
I can think of at least 100 things off the top of my head that are better lol 😅
@jiffywaxjesus1951
@jiffywaxjesus1951 5 жыл бұрын
Brooo that pee thing, happens to me when I get wayyy too stoned. Like hella dabs lolol
@jaysteelsun
@jaysteelsun 3 жыл бұрын
I love the editing on this
@whitest__dad
@whitest__dad 4 жыл бұрын
Seeing this man live was one of the greatest times of my life
@AnarchicImage
@AnarchicImage 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best one of this series I've seen so far.
@eugeniageneva
@eugeniageneva 7 жыл бұрын
This is so much better than the time I washed the driveway off for 7 hours!
@_kylejohnson_
@_kylejohnson_ 3 жыл бұрын
Watching this on shrooms is absolutely fuckin hilarious 😂😂😂
@Scrumpilump2000
@Scrumpilump2000 9 жыл бұрын
15+ minutes might seem like too much of a commitment. It isn't. This is a novel approach to standup comedy. It's also hilarious and heartfelt. Eminently watchable.
@Egoblivion
@Egoblivion 6 жыл бұрын
Damn, are you a professional critic?
@sadieblue9345
@sadieblue9345 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe, minus the funny part. It was a sweet story about friends but not a funny story.
@EduardoGarcia-cu9fh
@EduardoGarcia-cu9fh 2 жыл бұрын
Splendid
@tyriquecoleman3794
@tyriquecoleman3794 4 жыл бұрын
The way these two stories cut to the other feels amazing and I don't know why
@mikeoxsbigg1
@mikeoxsbigg1 9 жыл бұрын
I did acid and mushrooms at the same time once. Not such a good idea.
@Kibbler69
@Kibbler69 9 жыл бұрын
I once tried DMT, MDMA and Ketamine laced bowls of weed at the same time. My friends thought I was going to end up in a psych ward.
@napukapu
@napukapu 9 жыл бұрын
Neither of your stories ever happened.
@mikeoxsbigg1
@mikeoxsbigg1 9 жыл бұрын
Mine happened. I was lucky I had some good friends with me. The late 90's were a rough time for me. When you are that high all you are is Id doing random stuff. You have no recollection of it, other than some pleasant effects at the very end. People who have been there know. It's pointless if you can't remember.
@napukapu
@napukapu 9 жыл бұрын
Mike Oxsbigg People like Terence Mckenna have taken incredible trips and it shows. You come across as a person who read the wikipedia descriptions and try to pawn it off as if you've done em. Take it easy.
@Kibbler69
@Kibbler69 9 жыл бұрын
napukapu just because your social life revolves around online gaming doesn't mean everyone else has a shit life like you kid.
@petecolombo
@petecolombo 3 жыл бұрын
The edits towards the end of this episode are so great.
@Daniel_B79
@Daniel_B79 3 жыл бұрын
I can totally relate to Ari. I always think that I've peed myself when I'm tripping.
@adamsthomas3695
@adamsthomas3695 2 жыл бұрын
Be well guided to purchase your psychedelic product ⬇️
@adamsthomas3695
@adamsthomas3695 2 жыл бұрын
From Sharon_dize
@adamsthomas3695
@adamsthomas3695 2 жыл бұрын
IN INSTAGRAM
@noughiphiet
@noughiphiet 5 жыл бұрын
I adore the editing on this..
@littlebird3167
@littlebird3167 6 жыл бұрын
There's always a runner in every group.
@donwho2882
@donwho2882 Жыл бұрын
When he said right fellas it hit different. Message!
@kallipeterson7396
@kallipeterson7396 5 жыл бұрын
This is so funny, yet so wholesome.
@RealMikeGibbs
@RealMikeGibbs 5 жыл бұрын
“But, I’ll be there in four minutes!” 😂
@ParadoxdesignsOrg
@ParadoxdesignsOrg 9 жыл бұрын
Movie theatres : The worst place ever to do mushrooms.
@drawingboard8102
@drawingboard8102 9 жыл бұрын
I can think of a few worse places
@Mentalpatient87
@Mentalpatient87 9 жыл бұрын
Drawing Board Yeah. Courtroom, battlefield, high school graduation, and board meeting all trump movie theater on that one. Still, I'm not sure Public Enemies would have been my choice of film.
@jimpickens4
@jimpickens4 5 жыл бұрын
Try a WW1 trench whilst being under heavy artillery fire.
@JustMe-dh3im
@JustMe-dh3im 4 жыл бұрын
That’s definitely something all first time trippers should know! What you see, I see 😂 were sharing the same thoughts and experiencing the same trip 🍄 I love that about trips, I don’t always remember to tell people this though before we trip 😂
@xSOMETIMEZxUNITEDx
@xSOMETIMEZxUNITEDx 8 жыл бұрын
kicked in in 5 minutes yeah right
@breakyoself83
@breakyoself83 6 жыл бұрын
Mr. Solo Dolo I've actually had this happen before, they were very strong boomers. Put them into an orange julius and blended it up then proceeded to give myself a brain freeze chugging down half of the shake. 15 minutes later i was like shit, i took to much lol. The first hour or so was hell and then i puked and had a great trip!
@ElvisWorley
@ElvisWorley 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah I've had them start to kick in pretty quick myself
@griffinkennedy1131
@griffinkennedy1131 6 жыл бұрын
There are lots of variables
@lildel7698
@lildel7698 5 жыл бұрын
He said 15 minutes
@fnutboy3009
@fnutboy3009 6 жыл бұрын
The single best story ever told. I send you my love from the UK xx
@themightykyuss
@themightykyuss 5 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for people who will live their entire life without ever having experiencing a mushroom or lsd trip. Sucks to be them.
@katharineforsyth1870
@katharineforsyth1870 5 жыл бұрын
Some people react really badly to psychedelics. I am one of them. I'd recommend never doing them because a bad trip is the worst. Don't guilt trip other people just because they make better decisions than you
@Dastardly_Duo
@Dastardly_Duo 3 жыл бұрын
@@katharineforsyth1870 "better decision" gtfo. People have bad trips sometimes. No one is guilting anyone for not trying, but you're guilting people for doing psychedelics. If you don't wanna do them, that's fine. But don't make it seem like doing it is the worst thing that'll happen to you and if you do them, you're "making shit decisions"
@tinasibiya5194
@tinasibiya5194 3 жыл бұрын
First one in 25 years right now
@frankcwte
@frankcwte 4 жыл бұрын
First time watching this. I could tell how it was going to end and I still choked up. It got me pretty good. This is how all mushrooms trips are.
@gunnerflash3544
@gunnerflash3544 9 жыл бұрын
Trippin is awesome only if they're good bad trips are a nightmare that you can't wake up from
@rossmartin9054
@rossmartin9054 9 жыл бұрын
Bad trips can be the most beneficial because it's usually when your realizing what a bad person you've been in your life
@paroonjoos
@paroonjoos 9 жыл бұрын
There is no good or bad. All things are both and neither. Trip some more and think about that.
@Aer0xander
@Aer0xander 9 жыл бұрын
paroonjoos You're right, it's more that you want to hold on to your ego too tight, you have to let yourself go and you probably won't bad trip.
@IndicacannaJones
@IndicacannaJones 9 жыл бұрын
paroonjoos I remember when I used to say things like that when I was tripping in my 20's. Now, it just sounds like pretentious blubber one says to sound philosophical and deep.
@paroonjoos
@paroonjoos 9 жыл бұрын
IndicacannaJones "When I say something it's smart, when someone else says the same thing they are probably stupid"
@CullenCochran
@CullenCochran 5 жыл бұрын
I love this story. What a compressed adventure. I feel like I get to trip with them!
@SahajSoldier
@SahajSoldier 9 жыл бұрын
Set and setting folks... and for god sakes don't drive.
@alexisherrera1450
@alexisherrera1450 3 жыл бұрын
Listening to this while I tripped a while ago on shrooms still feel it-_- 4am🤣
@adamsthomas3695
@adamsthomas3695 2 жыл бұрын
Be well guided to purchase your psychedelic product ⬇️
@adamsthomas3695
@adamsthomas3695 2 жыл бұрын
From Sharon_dize
@adamsthomas3695
@adamsthomas3695 2 жыл бұрын
IN INSTAGRAM
@jdogsful
@jdogsful 9 жыл бұрын
That intro was so good.
@kenjamin1439
@kenjamin1439 5 жыл бұрын
First time on shrooms I laid on the ground but thought I was standing and walking. I started looking for the door and the doorknob (in the carpet) and eventually “found” the door. My friends told me I was on the floor so immediately I started feeling like I was falling through the floor through this magically door. I ended being on the floor for a few hours flying and swimming through different dimensions and time through my carpet door lol
@TheStoicApe
@TheStoicApe 5 жыл бұрын
I love ari as host of this is not happening
@Quantum_GirlE
@Quantum_GirlE 5 жыл бұрын
Pete = Steve from Blue's Clues!
@mikepercival7906
@mikepercival7906 Жыл бұрын
Ari is awesome, he's got a rhythm to his comedy.
@Kevin-ne5yq
@Kevin-ne5yq 5 жыл бұрын
This was edited beautifully
@TheTGOAC
@TheTGOAC 7 жыл бұрын
the editing in this video is amazing
@doubledont4949
@doubledont4949 6 жыл бұрын
Ari was having the time of his life lmao
@h7opolo
@h7opolo 7 жыл бұрын
8:58 YEP! I love these videos of "This is Not Happening"'s "Psychedlia" series.
@h7opolo
@h7opolo 7 жыл бұрын
Such a weird thought, imagining Pete's life, resorting to sexually promiscuous woman for devotion. kinda kinky. dude must be bright.
@JarthenGreenmeadow
@JarthenGreenmeadow 6 жыл бұрын
YOU JUST GAVE PEOPLE HUNDOS!?? OY VEY!
@raresscortanu2757
@raresscortanu2757 2 жыл бұрын
I had that crying feel with my first edibles. I cried so much hahahahaha
@venturehavencreations9340
@venturehavencreations9340 5 жыл бұрын
“Yes, but even on mushrooms my Judaism does not leave me” 😂😂
@matthewgolterman4570
@matthewgolterman4570 6 жыл бұрын
I really like the editing.
@blarghhboy
@blarghhboy 9 жыл бұрын
Ari. Get us Billy Red Face. We need him.
@anthonyboggs9375
@anthonyboggs9375 9 жыл бұрын
yeah!! we could always use some twinkle-toes, aka Bill nye the illiterate guy, Aka BILL BURR
@StephanoJayP
@StephanoJayP 9 жыл бұрын
Revolutionary. Nice job guys.
@hunterbonilla9956
@hunterbonilla9956 8 жыл бұрын
kool story but ari was funnier, Pete, not so much and I feel sorry for him and his cuckold relationship.
@azearaazymoto461
@azearaazymoto461 6 жыл бұрын
Just go!!!!! I thought that was hilarious especially when he three 200$ at the guy. He reminded me of fry when he’s like take my money.
@vashimy
@vashimy 5 жыл бұрын
Trevor Brubaker honestly
@denniskohnow842
@denniskohnow842 5 жыл бұрын
Muslim?
@katharineforsyth1870
@katharineforsyth1870 5 жыл бұрын
Ari isn't even remotely funny
@KlarraDaniele
@KlarraDaniele 5 жыл бұрын
I felt the same way until I looked at the act as a whole and found the humor in the irony: With comedians, it is their good times and their tragedies that not only create them but also their content. It pains me when someone has had such low self esteem and they go back to bad relationships but I took my judgment away and was just able to experience their stories and enjoy. I hope he was able to develop past shitty people.
@CCFROMAN
@CCFROMAN 9 жыл бұрын
He left his phone in his car...how'd he call him?
@Makabaril
@Makabaril 9 жыл бұрын
drugs
@VisArtVisuals
@VisArtVisuals 9 жыл бұрын
pete took a cab the car was still there
@CCFROMAN
@CCFROMAN 9 жыл бұрын
Lmfao @ jake How often do you leave your vehicle unlocked in a free parking area travisteachme?
@VisArtVisuals
@VisArtVisuals 9 жыл бұрын
I literally just did it. I'm that guy who really doesn't give a fuck
@CCFROMAN
@CCFROMAN 9 жыл бұрын
Props to you sir, props to you.
@religulous420
@religulous420 6 жыл бұрын
I took mushrooms with 2 friends at an Air Force movie theater, (I was in tech school) my two friends freaked out and left. I sat there and enjoyed the hell out of sherlock holmes...
@TheUmzie
@TheUmzie 7 жыл бұрын
7:40 the guy behind him , in the white shirt is having some deep thoughts about his life ahaha
@isaacalberda250
@isaacalberda250 5 жыл бұрын
Every time I’ve done shrooms I’ve been 100% sure I peed myself
@basilg695
@basilg695 4 жыл бұрын
WHEN ARI SAID "EVEN ON MUSHROOMS MY JUDIASM DOES NOT LEAVE ME" I WAS SO PROUD OMG REPRESENT 😂
@DivoCapella
@DivoCapella 2 жыл бұрын
These guys are amazing
@paulsmith7381
@paulsmith7381 2 жыл бұрын
Hit my vendor for all kind of psychedelic products ^*^
@paulsmith7381
@paulsmith7381 2 жыл бұрын
On instagram as %*+^
@paulsmith7381
@paulsmith7381 2 жыл бұрын
Micohabi #*^>>>
@ruthgodwin3459
@ruthgodwin3459 2 жыл бұрын
Phamflipper01
@ToxicallyMasculinelol
@ToxicallyMasculinelol 9 жыл бұрын
duuuuude i know exactly what he's talking about, i have had the same thoughts my friends are having on shrooms so many times. like simultaneously the same thought or feeling will pop in our head and we'll react in exactly the same way. it's so weird. ESP seems totally impossible, so it must be our brains are reacting to the stimulus the same way. or when listening to music on psychedelics with a friend, and you react exactly the same way to different parts of the music and just start smiling at each other for no reason. man, so weird
@clintonleonard5187
@clintonleonard5187 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, mushrooms can produce feelings of extrasensory communication. I think it's because it enhances perception of body language. Like, when I was on shrooms once, we were in a park at night, and I saw these 2 dark figures walking toward us. I couldn't make out any details about them, but I just knew they were cops. I don't know how I knew that, but I did. When they got closer, sure enough, they were 2 cops. After they left, all my friends said the same thing, we all knew they were cops before they were close enough to see. What happens is you are picking up on tiny clues of body language, and somehow because of the state you are in you become hyper attuned to it. You kind of can read minds on mushrooms.
@LoopEleph
@LoopEleph 7 жыл бұрын
I like this format
@TroyChadwell
@TroyChadwell 5 жыл бұрын
Lsd is wayyy better trip in my opinion. Who else feels me?
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