ARMORLOCK Halo: Reach @TheRussianBadger | REACTION!!!

Badger outdid himself in this one.
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[@jessenicoletta4160]

fun lore fact: Jorge is so big because he was part of the original Spartan II program (the one that Master chief was a part of) and since the Spartan IIs were more heavily modified than the Spartan IIIs, he of course appears massive next to the rest of the team.

[@MacKnight]

Jorge is 8'' inside his armor. Yeah, hes a UNIT.

[@hondaibonzai6575]

Mom? Thats just accent

[@jessenicoletta4160]

@@hondaibonzai6575 Damn, you’re right

[@MacKnight]

@@hondaibonzai6575 correct. hes saying Mam. Aka female superior.

[@anikanskywalkercw]

HI WELCOME TO FIVE GUYS HOW CAN WE SCAM THE S### OUT OF YOU (me)give me some fries

[@jessenicoletta4160]

yo badger got really good at using that mocap suit, really fast

[@JaxMerrick]

Gotta get that return on investment.

[@dragonforce7612]

High quality shit-posting increases learning speed by a 1000%

[@policecar7211]

Bro he posts once per 3 months

[@KingHoborg]

Dey put der Bagger in da Mocap Suit.

[@Milk192]

As one who also threads the path of the swole, seeing Jorge further asserting his dominance via bulk flex made me lose it too.

[@Anxo735]

Jorge never died on the covenant carrier, the explosion tore a hole in space time and dropped him onto the Vengeful Spirit where he saved Big E. So Angered by the death of such a beloved icon Big E then Erased Horus from Existence for his crime. :3 Hue.

[@MacKnight]

Ya dear smear Olanius Persons good name!? HERESY

[@AsleepAura]

How could history have forgotten the most powerful Primarch, Jorge

[@timosaurousrex4839]

You mentioning Sanity Not Included sent me into a whiplash of memories. I totally forgot that existed until now.

[@michaell8000]

yeah those were the days huh machinma brought us so many good things

[@PrestoPuma]

@@michaell8000 Yeah too bad it acted as a blood sucking leech towards the creators of its content.

[@Native_Beats_]

You said Jun didn't die as a correction to Badger saying Jun didn't die XD

[@justingovas415]

Yup xD

[@pyrofrost7937]

Was checking to see if someone pointed that out.

[@gridetheunworthy]

I still feel the same Seeing Emile and Jorge Die, it just hits different

[@foxboy6145]

Of all the deaths, Jorge was the hardest for me.

[@CloneSpartan1998]

9:48 Fun fact Jorge was the only Noble Team Member that was a Spartan II that trained with Master Chief with the first batch of Spartans when Dr. Halsey started the program, the other members of Noble Team are Spartan IIIs. I believe due to the augmentation process developments between programs, the Spartan III’s are about a foot to a foot and a half shorter than the 8 foot tall Spartan II’s.

[@brenon45]

Actually the Roundmeal was real for a short time, it was a funny promotional Super body builder parody meal from Kraft foods way back around 2010's. I bought one myself, it wasnt that good flavor wise... But it was good as 3-4 meals for 1 person.

[@nofuxgivens2797]

Russian Badgers Rust Trap Houses are epic. Especially the ones when he forces friends to fight to death

[@voidcamel5981]

Red and yellow has been a standard "bad ass" colour style at least since the old halo 2 slipknot duality zombie music video

[@aaaaaaaaahhhh5547]

Can't believe they put mamcsherdief in da sodre

[@heresywithana]

IF you see someone with a BTS tag, you spawn camp them And if you're on the same team?... *Spawn camp them*

[@wolfhurricane897]

Who needs a tank when you got Jorge? I ain't kidding the dude is 7'4" and weilds a minigun. What more do you need?

[@olegkupran5284]

They put a ruhijsan bahgwrr in da gbamet slpus

[@peynir33]

You hit 20k right around the time I finished the last church of terra vid and let me tell you, with content like that, you deserve a whole lot more sir.

[@DeHerg]

3:00 "what are those colors" red,gold,black ... either Belgium or Germany

[@madgaminmatt4193]

I work at Walmart, I saw that round meal for about a week on the shelf and was like "nani, the f*** is this sphere of awesome?".

[@foxboy6145]

Wait... so it WAS REAL?!

[@madgaminmatt4193]

@@foxboy6145 yep, gone as quick as it came.

[@iamafuckingfailure]

@@madgaminmatt4193 Plot twist: they have a single round meal made of all other round meals that ever existed

[@LiftYagami]

My friend played halo properly for the first time and after Jorge died she just started talking shit about every single character

[@starplatinum2414]

As God intended.

[@SapphireKing472]

8:51 way to jinx it Badger lol 🤣

[@18videowatcher41]

Jorge wasn't just a real one, he was THE real one. Bungie really struck gold with Halo CE, and then they kept mining that deposit with 2, 3, and Reach. Everything fell off after Reach, though. I mean, I was still able to enjoy playing the campaign of Halo 4 and Infinite, but they're nowhere near the quality of CE through Reach. I don't particularly care about the multiplayer aspect of the games, it's just not my thing. I haven't played 5 because I don't own an Xbox, nor do I, at this particular moment, intend to own another console ever again. So unless something huge changes, I will be exclusively a pc gamer for the rest of my gaming lifetime. Also, anyone who wants the full story of Reach needs to both play the game and read the book, Halo: The Fall of Reach by Eric Nylund. Because there's a lot of stuff going on in the background that you don't see or even hear about in the game.

[@Some__Guy]

If you liked Sanity Not Included, one of the creators (the brown haired guy) kept going with KZbin after it ended, if you ever wanna check him out. His channel is Lyle Wrath, and he used to do some animated movie reviews where he basically tears apart movies he thinks are dumb, and he does a monthly gaming news roundup type of show that's been going on for awhile.

[@ZeOHKay]

His "Nihilist's Guide to E3" videos were also great.

[@benjamintherogue2421]

9:57 Just take in that overflowing pure happiness coming through the screen now.

[@riley5910]

Really cool that the music of Halo was so good it got you to play the game

[@VictorCiolacu]

If you didn't see it yet ,maybe some reactions to Soviet Womble could be good.his CS GO bullshittery series are epic. Also congratulations on 20k subs 👍👍👍

[@kamdensteiner5151]

Jesus I've been playing halo since I was like 4 I feel old

[@Mr.Withered]

I have a roblox avatar of jorge lol XD

[@lop90ful1]

I dont know man destiny is doing pretty well

[@micaiahdupre-aguiar8753]

Allegedly

[@ZeroONeal]

Now that's the most optimistic shit i heard today

[@justingovas415]

Until they fumble.... which is what bungo does. Hopefully they won't.

[@Qu33nPug]

So you hate hasley even though she made the spartan

[@barabbabaruffa9289]

If you wanna have a laugh on a video about videogames I reccommend SsethTzeentach's rewiew of Dwarf Fortress.

[@krypto1738]

So, Master Cheif is 6'10" right? and Jorge is two inches taller than Cheify, making him 7" tall. Y'know what that means. It means that Jorge is the height of a Space Marine from Warhammer 40k...

[@oskarhansson879]

he said she didnt die

[@Pidariol00]

Please react to more Russian badger video is too fun

[@drewholmes7356]

12:42 I’ve seen something remarkably similar to it before. And there’s a better question..what DON’T they sell to us?

[@grantharriman284]

I CANNOT BELIEVE you called the Ronald McDonald color scheme

[@cringof5879]

I'm happy that you probably haven't played dota2 and don't know about its toxicity it tops cs go or cod. It was like league but 5 times harder for casuals and more toxic pros. But what can i say it was a good game

[@Bayleaf6399]

Not even us Americans know what they sell here. I never knew that the Round Meal existed

[@cheekibreeki9918]

Bro I thought Sanity Not Included was a fucking fever dream, knowing you like it makes me like your channel even more.

[@toroinou2526]

25:09 I honestly just care about the guns, mods on the guns, and maybe player skins? other than that, I really don't care about customisations tug tbh, lmao-

[@Bigdude0444]

Destiny's narrative is finally starting to come together after almost 8 years which is sad but at least it's starting to finally be good in game.

[@Andrew-ry9be]

“Better late than never” - Cloaker

[@justingovas415]

I play it.... but I'll say I'm not holding my breath. They've fumbled before many times.

[@RicardoMeansKing]

J O R G E is a godlike figure, as the man said, A Real One

[@ezrathing]

0:35 Ay yo, same! Like, the game itself is fine. But the people? Jesus Christ! Lol

[@RimshotKiller]

"From the campaign of 2 to Reach..." Wait, what? What about 1?!

[@onebadger4993]

the sad thing is jorge is only 7'5 master cheif is 7'2 the reason he looks so big is all the characters in reach are spartan 3s and he is a spartan 2

[@katunu6030]

Gfuel is the equivalent of getting hacked by a data knife in attrition as a spectre.

[@chief_critical5318]

Reach was Halo's version of Warhammer's Cadia

[@MightyElo]

Do you have a twitter or twitch channel? I would love to see more of your artwork.

[@fc_qz]

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[@rainingfishy]

who is gonna tell him that his headphones are backwards

[@owl6637]

Personally, I think Bungie recaptured a little bit of their former glory with Destiny 2: Forsaken. They did good on that one

[@justingovas415]

And then pissed it all away

[@owl6637]

@@justingovas415 meh, most of the content since then has been good

[@Keelanlee11]

Bro turn up the video audio I need captions to hear

[@BECOME_A_HELLDIVER]

Ok I’m not being a hater but why do u pause every few minutes.

[@REDIVY78]

Fair use,pausing and commenting is considered transformative

[@justingovas415]

He did say Jun is alive xD

[@cali.cowboy1059]

nah, its not Bungie that didn't relive the glory, it was 343 that didn't relive the glory. Halo 4 had an amazing ending, but that's it; Halo5 had an amazing new multiplayer, but that's it; Halo Infinite has a cool campaign and cool armor designs, but that is it. nothing else that 343 did to Halo was good overall.

[@liamzakhaev]

You, I like You

[@WitheredRoseMusic]

3:07 you called it lmao

[@ГрецкийОлег-щ3г]

That voicecrack on "PROTEIN...BLAaASTED" got me so hard

[@Krtek98LP]

i feel like sovietwomble and russianbadger need to do something together :D

[@potatospeedwagon3994]

Not even 10 seconds into the video and he's laughing over Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000. Same dude, same.

[@snarfbomber298]

Reach is best halo

[@Anonymous-hx3pu]

12:44, aww :'(

[@ViVaL4e5cR0]

I can nvr drink caffeine. So essentially that sponsor by monster is looking vague.

[@thelordaboveknowall]

Jorge

[@zomdiehunter115]

...umm wanst reach made by 343??

[@idraolss]

Reach is the last bungie halo game, some dlcs were handled by 343 post launch tho

[@katunu6030]

Gfuel is the equivalent of getting hacked by a data knife in attrition as a spectre.

[@christophervanoster]

0:25 there can be no greater heresy! Let him be an example to all who would break our covenant!

[@greyygoblinn5639]

I’m not gonna lie bro, I have never ONCE seen a round meal

[@ZeroONeal]

Man...sanity not included was another time

[@alivh]

OMG you know sanity not included

[@The_Mixed952]

bager is a walking happy meal

[@oopfloop2641]

Reaction starts at 2:31 thank me later

[@specialshera]

I enjoy watching your reaction videos because it feels like showing a video you like to a friend and seeing them react. :3 You seem like a chill fella (so your screen name makes sense :3 ) and seeing you legit enjoy the video and laugh is awesome.

[@Drk_phoen1x]

Okay im confused does jorge throw u off or do you throw him?