Halo Reach Broke Our Hearts

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Opening whisper scene by UMDBureau
Thirsty scene by Soggy_Nugget
Pacha Chief image by AlmightyNabeshin
Are you ready for Halo Reach quote by Egoraptor
Can't Touch This song is MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This
Screaming guy jumping from pelican is Tyler1
Really strong guys quote by TeamFourStar
Music in the truck is A Cruel Angel's Thesis Eurobeat remix by TurboAlt
Wait that's illegal voice line by Rooster Teeth / Red vs Blue
Original video for the blind guy by Oliver Nordin
Music for ending is the Wii Theme / Mii Channel Theme
Armor in thumbnail by McCarthy3D
The game being played is Halo Reach from the Halo: The Master Chief Collection.
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Halo: Reach comes to PC as the first installment of Halo: The Master Chief Collection. Now optimized for PC, experience the heroic story of Noble Team, a group of Spartans, who through great sacrifice and courage, saved countless lives in the face of impossible odds. The planet Reach is humanity’s last line of defense between the encroaching Covenant and their ultimate goal, the destruction of Earth. If it falls, humanity will be pushed to the brink of destruction.
#Halo #HaloReach #Pongsifu

[@Pongsifu]

I can not help it that I am a connoisseur of the female form.

[@kd7087]

God damn she thicc

[@kikhiithekhajiit8770]

Pongsifu you are not a pervert you are the waifu killer collector 169😂😂😂👌💯

[@deedr1234]

I cannot help but use your vids to fuck with my friends.

[@radpunk5144]

You just like the good stuff, can't be helped

[@genericname2593]

Your a man of culture and people cant help it

[@zah2220]

"Protect Kat's booty, thats our priority" Pongsifu - 2020

[@a_unreal_cat]

Strategic value: absolute

[@dededeisthebiggestboi6563]

Lol I read that as "Protect Kat's booty, that's our property"

[@tauanuujt1483]

Yes sir!!!!

[@joel5611]

Congrats on exactly 1000 likes.

[@nunabisness7191]

*Mission Failed* *We’ll Get ‘Em Next Time*

[@marcodragon4995]

"Say nothing if you like gay sex" *everyone immediately goes quiet* Me: "Ah, I see, so they're THAT kind of friend group"

[@daayanahmed8425]

Gamedragon bro 😂

[@fenrir9879]

Friends with benefits

[@Nolongerhereanymore]

Dude

[@moe6466]

You skipping jorges death and keeping kats physically hurt me

[@Pongsifu]

Whoever was lead that day skipped the cutscene...

[@milk1472]

Jorge was definitely thicker too. He was so thick, with a heart as thick to match. Rip

[@cheezburgrproduction]

@@Pongsifu it hurts too much to watch real time

[@Kablekuro]

Same

[@krish0092]

@Pongsifu Tbh I was kinda pissed when you skipped Jorge’s death

[@itsallgoodman8867]

Man, it sure looks fun to have friends

[@cheezburgrproduction]

36 friends agree

[@shaddykack]

Listen. We all can’t possibly play solo if there’s 63 of us loners, right? Right?

[@KaptainKommissar]

I know, right

[@Antics456]

its just youtube acting

[@aklein24]

I'll be your friend

[@xYamakaze]

I pick the female model to play as for the smaller hitbox, I swear.

[@angelsilva7207]

BroMcMrChairJr Is that really a thing?

[@seanjohnson5706]

That doesn't work

[@xYamakaze]

@@seanjohnson5706 No man it does bro I swear I'm not a pervert.

[@benatrix7965]

Dont know bro you lookin kinda sus tho 😳

[@cdhr6743]

Well, I mean, model is smaller, but people who don't know the hit box thing will think the hit box is smaller, meaning they take less shots than they should

[@davemarx7856]

"Why don't we have military armor like this?" Because one of those suits costs as much as a Space Frigate.

[@milk1472]

I didn't know we had space frigates

[@davemarx7856]

@@milk1472 shhhh

[@connormcmillan6761]

Can’t stop one fuckin headshot tho

[@thetrustyscavenger]

@@milk1472 Do not ask questions when you wont receive awnsers.

[@toobig7150]

@@connormcmillan6761 All of noble team was just a mere thousands meters from a nuclear blast the size of a city (glassing beam) a normal human would have a lot of problems whit that much radiation in some time, while they just got their energy shields down for some time, but while it was reloading she could die very easy to high penetration weapons, just like when she dies. Just have that in mind smh

[@12345678900987659101]

So this is why Kat has a separate dormitory from the rest of the squad.

[@rancorious247]

They all be simpin

[@odside.]

Had*

[@obitouchiha9446]

@@odside. @-@

[@Man-O-Little-Tan]

@@odside. too soon

[@odside.]

@@Man-O-Little-Tan Too late

[@SpecShadow]

We didn't get Crysis female nanosuit but then Bungie came to the rescue.

[@danielazimoh274]

Warface my guy

[@DeltaCressida]

Holy hell imagine a female nanosuit....

[@SaberInferno]

@@DeltaCressida Russian Badger Warface videos, your wish is granted.

[@twobrothersstreamstuff3248]

We appreciate both the THICC and the THIRST...

[@lewhanwen4302]

"It's just a sausage fest now!" *immediately swaps Noble Six's gender to female* Now it's a snatch fest.

[@bgonzalezseeya11]

5 Elites one Spartan.

[@funnysupernova96]

Oh yeah, its all coming together now

[@ghostiebaka2809]

YOINK

[@spectralknight7142]

Pongsifu: falls in love with Kat Me: oh no

[@presidentraiden9203]

Yes

[@admiralsnaccbar624]

*kat will fall, but not from love*

[@raydenrecollet4125]

"I think your supposed to be clearing the landing zone, but your both on the wrong side of the helicopter" that part killed me😂😂😂😂

[@gamer65688]

That Kat cutscene was *mind-blowing*

[@jesseperrella4022]

...I hate you

[@scottwpilgrim]

Dear Commander, Kindly fuck you. Love, Noble Actual.

[@spookysioux1224]

Hehe

[@somehistorynerd]

Hehehehe, now, hands up.

[@joshuawang1307]

bu- dum-tss

[@affectedleech47]

3:53 D-Day Invasion 1944 Colorized

[@swampfireian41]

*29th Infantry on Omaha*

[@adrianarciaga8611]

@@swampfireian41 I think you meat 69th

[@swampfireian41]

Adrian Arciaga .... no, i really don't

[@adrianarciaga8611]

Aw man

[@Patrick-pg2wz]

IM SO GLAD YOUR CHANNEL IS GETTING BIGGER. I’ve been here for a while and I’m loving the increase in content :D Edit: the addition of friends is nice too

[@Man-O-Little-Tan]

Somethin on alex is getting bigger in this vid if you know what i mean

[@Anonymous-kt7le]

@@Man-O-Little-Tan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CaptainMichaelJCaboose]

Kats boots is getting bigger too

[@microjacket8903]

"Why are they green" "Because you have nightvision on." "Hmmmm."

[@KungFuKennyK]

Notice me Pongsifu senpai

[@ne3333t]

5:58 I love the use of that spy scream.

[@Fdal0214]

1:57 omfg wat the fuck? lul

[@ZyroShadowPony]

Legendary skulls on. All of them. LASO alarm?

[@Awkward_Shark]

KittenPyroNao LASO ALARM!!!

[@noxystem0404]

Emile wandering around at the end was just icing on the cake

[@razorionxvii638]

This game was good, the best part was the co-op campaign. My friend was struck down by an elite and i thought he died irl. His scream sounded so real lol.

[@TheCindering]

"Why don't we have armor like this yet?" Actually some people have developed heavy armor based off of the halo games but if I remember correctly the military considers it too expensive to actually put into production.

[@jesseperrella4022]

Oh...that's pretty cool actually...kinda sad tho

[@michaelmatson7004]

Well I mean in lore that armor costs as much as a Frigate Class warship. Like the Savanna if you need clarification. They are powered by a small nuclear reactor on the back.

[@Sorain1]

It also has a fundamental problem: It provides the biggest advantage in a situation it's worthless in. How can that be? Best place to have full armor is urban warfare. But the weight of every viable heavy suit put before the military so far is such that floors would collapse under them, meaning you basically can't use them in urban warfare. We need some lighter materials, or tougher building standards.

[@lordtritus2261]

"too expensive" lol

[@TheCindering]

@@lordtritus2261 I know that its practically a joke how much the military spends but what I'm talking about is that it would be very expensive per set of armor, and to arm that many soldiers with it they considered the cost too high

[@joshuakincaid8238]

The master chief you know i had to do it to them meme photo at 0:10 seconds is literally my xbox profile picture.

[@SlippinAndDippin]

Honestly to this day i still think the “I’m ready, how about you” line is one of the best lines in any game

[@lonely_ghost9857]

Kat and George's deaths were the only ones that made me burst in tears.

[@MasterHall117]

The Caboose is in the Front Me: *remembers why caboose from red vs blue can’t be the team leader*

[@christopherwilliams3548]

Oh god I remember it

[@TheLawnMowingMan]

HE KILLED CHURCH WITH A TANK, BUT NOT JUST ANY TANK, IT WAS SHEILA

[@MasterHall117]

@@TheLawnMowingMan Not just Sheila, but with his own stupid mistake in turning friendly fire on

[@thatguywasonyoutube79]

You know, it's actually canon that Noble 6 stares at people for uncomfortably long periods of times. Therefore the beginning of the video could also be canon.

[@YayalovesHannoi4Life]

Its all fun and giggles now but man, when I completed reach first time it really broke my heart.

[@santaclaude3055]

Same

[@SyEEDCC]

13:00 as the cultured say: those are skirmishers, they’re like jackals but racist.

[@bread4776]

Ahh yes the cultured badger

[@nulls5408]

5:56 I remember trying to get through this one specific room on solo legendary difficulty when I was ten ... it took two day irl to get through. Thanks for the PTSD, halo reach is great!

[@randroid1019]

I just completed reach for the first time this week and in my opinion exodus is the hardest level (btw I did legendary with GBP & IWHBYD)

[@Remnant197]

I'm playing Reach on Legendary right now and I hate brutes. Simply put

[@RACk1979]

Glad I’m not the only to realize the thiccness that is The Reach Spartans!

[@hungjurysr425]

I watch this having just finished halo reach for the first time roughly 30ish minutes ago. I knew what was coming. I’d seen the video essays, the cutscene movies, the gameplay, all of it. Still, watching my character die still made me feel sad and empty

[@Alexey_Konstantinovich]

*Watching whole Noble squad die

[@dastemplar9681]

Honestly, it was the most depressing Halo game, but also one of the most badass ones out there. The sacrifices of Noble Team truly gave humanity its last hope in the war against the Covenant and set the course for Master Chief’s story. The Original and Vastly Superior ‘Rogue One’.

[@ArcNine9Angel]

As a Star Wars fan, I completely agree. When I heard about R1, I knew it was a Halo Reach story, and I was so hype for it. Still a great movie imo.

[@Chickensea10]

man sounds like courage the cowardly dog at 12:00 hahahaha

[@123bambam4]

Pongsifu? More like American SovietWomble. Well played friend, well played.

[@shaddykack]

Other Games: Are Glitchy Messes Me: Yeah those games suck Halo Series: A Horrendously Glitchy Clusterfuck Me: I look back fondly on each and every playthrough of the Franchise 😭😭😭

[@Peter-nj5wy]

Calling the original triology a Horrendous glitchy clusterfuck is too much tho

[@shaddykack]

Peter horrendously Glitchy. Nothing horrendous or horrible about the game, which was amazing.

[@endo4137]

6:07 ah yes, the Max Payne ytp. Good stuff

[@noblealpha3382]

Filipe Santos which one?

[@mr.spaghettiarms1473]

Knew this dude would start to blow up with these beautiful critiques of the female form

[@romanempire3506]

7:38 That's Actually How Grunts Used To Talk

[@guyofminimalimportance7]

0:45 "It's so fucking white!" *Overlay of people dancing in snuggies appears.

[@TruthBeTolled]

1:51 i lost it at this part

[@almightyrmb]

11:05 Maybe because we’re not genetically augmented supersoldiers

[@xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx]

All the forklift memes are coming back to me. Those were some truly glorious times weren't they?

[@dangerouslysafe3]

7:41 almost choked on my damn food seeing this

[@Spoon80085]

Halo reach was my childhood, so seeing you flop with the skulls brings me immense joy

[@jarosawsaby2186]

Friend recently made me play this game with him. I can relate to all those goofy situations all too well 😂

[@talkingbirdguy3049]

Was that the old snuggie commercial at 0:46 ??? I haven't seen that in years yet I think I recognized it in an instant

[@burgruk]

With all the Kat booty talk, they should have called this Halo Reach-around

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

5:52 “I’ll be Obama lonesome” -KZbin captions, 2020

[@genrali]

- KZbin captions, 2024

[@TuckBolt]

Lmao, remember when Kat took a needle through the skull? Good times. Good times.

[@itsraginnathan4984]

All skulls on for 1 mission....the hardest mission to do Laso.....how on fucking brand

[@LunaCorart]

I actually like kat as a character, both her death and Jorge's death hit me fucking hard, first time a game made me cry to be honest

[@skyehimalaya8047]

1:21 This is, in most literature, referred to as "foreshadowing"

[@Imoverherestrokingmydick]

The code vein video was about Hentai and it's art nothing perverted about art Edit : Kat comes back in Avengers Endgame

[@TheWither129]

so she really does have 9 lives ;)

[@flashahhasavedeveryoneofus2824]

Thanks! With the dying breath itz pink 😄 "getz air locked" comes back to the window itz pink. Girl: omg 😆 Me: laughing so hard iam crying😂🤣. I love all your videos I love your attitude & your vibe u put out their u seem like great person to be around id be honored if I could chill with you.😎🥰

[@morrohd9055]

The video itself is pure comedy gold, but the outro absolutely killed me! This is too funny.

[@dignusdingus3709]

6:06 Good old Max Payne, this cracked me up

[@spicytaco3209]

I love reaches campaign so much

[@stupudlargewolf]

yall call kat thicc yet jorge is just chilling there with the maximum setting of thicc

[@mikew735]

dont ever change, its okay to find women attractive, also the end of the star wars video was the funniest shit I've seen in years.

[@romanempire3506]

5:45 *M A T R I X*

[@Asaski]

how the hell do you not have more subs

[@approximatelyme3260]

12:48 I appreciate the TFS reference my man

[@sayaka1408]

6:07 That was a cool Max Payne reference

[@juleswarren3522]

Most bro game? Ohh, Buddy, you need to be introduced to DOOM

[@alpharedhed4446]

He'd fall in love with the DUMMY THICC mancubis

[@eur0be4t3r]

7:44 11/10 ragdoll

[@imakerandomstuff.2280]

Alternate title : *A Couple Of Idiots Tried To Save A Planet So Here’s How It Went.*

[@millo7295]

Kat kinda thicc And I'm a girl so that says a lot when SHE was attractive to me when I first played it

[@skurtov]

An upload from Pongsifu? My body is ready.

[@FirstDiscipleZ]

3:05 AFTER 9 FUCKING YEARS IVE FOUND THE MISSION

[@Kodaiva]

By the way Emile can see perfectly, the visor doesn’t do much to his vision as they use a display and cameras

[@Emann00]

Kat should've armor locked.

[@MathewVoorhees]

Dude, I thought you were dead. Let's see more about the Stalker, comrade.

[@mel_0642]

Halo WILL exist. I just know it. They've already started on a head chip, like the one Spartans wear, with the exact same functions and everything! All's we need is the experiments and the armor. I would join the Military if they had suits of armor like the ones in Halo.

[@javabucket561]

12:53 “He didn’t even see it” *IM DEAD LMAO FCWDFKNYGUEYUGNK*

[@strikereurekamk5.931]

Dont know why But this guy is the most Legendary editor.ive seen

[@formulaone1]

I like how you picked one of the hardest missions in the game to do LASO

[@number3766]

Par time: 30 minutes Me with friends: So, 10 minutes right? Me, on solo legendary: You mean 1hr 30min right? Me on solo LASO: You mean 1 week right? Me LASO with friends: *Laughs* It's possible? Friends make everything better, we never beat LASO, but damn was it fun!

[@Joshua-zh9ct]

If you listen closely, Kat says “go easy” at 0:30. 😂

[@cartooncritique6625]

8:32 Boo!

[@wiccans4618]

I miss how in halo 1,2,3 and reach the spartan armor actually looked like armor instead of whatever the fuck spartans in halo 4 and five wear. with expectations of course.

[@xavierfehlman7249]

When he said kenshi, i creamed

[@Bluefrtjerk]

Can’t tell you how happy I am I found this channel, you are one funny clever man

[@Zlarel]

"Did you guys ever read the Halo Reach book? Cuz I think I just remembered something that's gonna make us all sad." Does it have anything to do with said book being titled [!!!SPOILER!!!] "The Fall of Reach"?

[@johnfindlay8981]

That part makes me laugh 11:37

[@ThatOneSocialOfficial]

5:56 funniest part

[@Jebus53]

5:55 "Bring it on sword bitch" *gets destroyed 😂🤣

[@JanJansen985]

best Saturday ever, I was feeling down cus I just got dmc5 and it broke but this is making me feel better

[@hennyboi1523]

pongsimpu

[@RedFoxGrappler]

The entire planet Reach

[@jakemorgan-jones7129]

I’d love to see you make a tarkov series

[@OGslays]

I love the old egoraptor reference in the beginning

[@rsookchand919]

When Kat and her booty died, so did Reach :'(

[@Maggbba]

I enjoy your content more than i expected.

[@someguynamedav7947]

Now this is one hell of a Red vs Blue episode

[@rubenrodriguez3164]

Plz post more!! Also you are at 80k+ more followers ahead then when I first came here. CRAZY GROWTH!

[@Anddud]

This game brings back my best and greatest memories of this game and my childhood from halo reach

[@Andrejp3]

Rdr2 it's laughing about this.