ARMY BRIEFS ON CHRISTMAS

[@VegasViking420]

"If she's under 18, keep it clean. You're not a marine." I swear I heard that same shit every time i got weekend leave lol

[@marine4gaming721]

Marines are known to get down and dirty 😂😂😂

[@matthewclark6848]

@@marine4gaming721 ooh-rah!

[@marine4gaming721]

@@matthewclark6848 SEMPER FI

[@mr.joshua204]

If you dont ask her age, then it's ok lol. It's not illegal if you dont get caught

[@anthonyy_vivid5438]

You guys are terrible 😂

[@d-day7567]

I like how he jugs down anti depressants while giving the bad news

[@majurbludd]

Winter Ghost it’s ibuprofen 800

[@hobbitpsi]

Army don't give anti-depressants. We get a a whole fuck ton of ibuprofen 800 mg. pop that shit like candy... it's the cure for everything.

[@thomaswilson8022]

@@hobbitpsi navy does that too, until you get ulcers from it then you're just SOL

[@willshaw3561]

@@hobbitpsi yep till you go home

[@M4A1BestGirl]

Funny thing about this is he was giving them a lecture on not to drink and drive but it was just as bad, if not worse for him to down that many pills at a time.

[@TheJoker-ex5rb]

That dd214 blanket is nice this time of year

[@heneverdied2165]

Just finished BCT. Going to fort Carson on the 29th to the 4th id. Y'all got any advice?

[@asapjxan6245]

HeNeverDied 21 lmao they talking about leaving the military you are barley joining but I’m navy so idk how it’s in the army

[@TheJoker-ex5rb]

HeNeverDied 21 don’t buy any cars with stupid high interest and don’t get married to get out of barracks oh of course beware of the dependas 😂

[@d.johnson9957]

So snuggly and warm...gonna curl up with it and a cup of hot cocoa...relaxed sigh...

[@mariosaenz6801]

@@heneverdied2165 you should have went to 10th group. If you don't know what that is. You'll know when you get to Carson.

[@majurbludd]

Ibuprofen 800 cures all military ailments.

[@rmillancepero]

@Eric da' MAJ LMAO

[@carna-9501]

800mg four times a day

[@piptyole]

Army M&Ms

[@lissamcbride8214]

Can I get a refill?

[@OfficialWindshineMusic]

Not when you have an ulcer:)

[@USMCArchAngel03]

The gist of every brief in the Corps when I was in: Don't get arrested, don't get a tattoo while you're drunk and DON'T get married.

[@charlesjessie1733]

Don't forget, "if you get something Clorox won't kill, you get NJP'd."

[@embracethesuck1041]

Don't know why they bothered. Every marine I know is a three- striker. Maybe they were just trying to cut down on bolos.

[@Nick-ec1hs]

don't add or subtract to the population lol

[@Bootyeatter6969]

“Remember if you get arrested, assert dominance fast”

[@AAaa-pm3rr]

Don't get married?

[@killercurl1]

i remember about 5-6 years ago you did a late night christmas stream, and you were a small channel you just chilled with us answered questions and made everyone in the stream chat (20 people) feel good. i hope you have a great night tonight drew.

[@justjoshingya504]

Of course, if they were marines they would've passed marksman lol

[@KevinGDividend]

@@justjoshingya504 okay like you knew 😂😂😂

[@besp8514]

Any takers? CO: “What about you SSG Myrtle?” Lmao

[@Raccnophobia]

i laughed so hard i cried

[@dcchandler3152]

Loved it...

[@LordGanondorf.]

He got voluntold lmao.

[@nathangallegos9304]

He opened his f***ing mouth 👄 if he kept it shut

[@nathangallegos9304]

You opened his mouth

[@showmechrist]

At 1:10 slowly rips off rank insignia lol

[@demonatx]

I do that every drill...at the start of the leaders meeting...

[@showmechrist]

@@demonatx lol

[@gabecushing7653]

Man thanks for pointing that out that made my day 😂I never noticed

[@showmechrist]

@@gabecushing7653 no problem your welcome

[@GunShocka]

New Rank who dis

[@chamaleelvi]

Ok but why is this my units safety brief every weekend 😂😂

[@druwhite1388]

Mines more... " Dont drink and drive,dont drink under age,dont make us come in early AGAIN. This can get gayer." "HOW???!!"-Random NCO

[@RobertDavis-rq8sl]

Um maybe because it keeps happening all of the above plus some

[@Mustard_Face]

Chugging army candy like a boss.

[@juanalvarez3507]

"You're doing great things for your country."

[@andrewwright01]

I joined the Army in 1985 and my very first Christmas overseas we were tasked with CQ, Staff Duty, Ammo Guard and QRF!! Every Christmas from then to when I retired we had QRF!! MERRY CHRISTMAS from a Combat Veteran to THE "Combat Veteran" 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸. RANGERS LEAD THE WAY 🦅🦅🦅

[@musicmason]

You got duty!

[@oarias5158]

Man when I was in the Cav this is almost what I saw every other formation.

[@django7762]

Feliz Navidad, from the ‘Stan

[@ACombatVeteran]

lucky you.

[@rmillancepero]

*sigh* The good ol' days....

[@Connor-dp5sy]

Merry Christmas

[@omarimoultrie1009]

Miss those days

[@anthonyrandolph782]

same here lol

[@vegaspowerlifting]

I never served, but working in the fire service for almost 30 years I can honestly say there are some similarities when it comes to the bulls**t! Love the videos!!

[@bostearns7083]

When Sgt. Myrtle got voluntold for Suicide Watch, I could just see Drew silently laughing and flipping the dude off in my head XD LOLZ

[@mrjza7556]

Bro lol why you killing my vibe!!! I’m sure the commander is going to hit all these points and more in 1700 close out formation. I just wanna run out of here and get to the dfac before the line starts, Get my damn “to go” plate laugh at the guy on CQ and lock myself in my room with my Ibuprofen 800mg till the next day. #DRYstatusCOMPANY

[@karicuepul]

Wow this is painfully accurate

[@amkrause2004]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year's. Everyone be safe out there.

[@brandonbeard8488]

I lost it when he pulled his rank off and tossed it🤣🤣 Merry Christmas everyone

[@tsmash8460]

I'm actually waiting for my candy at the hospital and remembering all em safety briefs

[@lenoretalon9958]

😮 That better be some damn good candy

[@classact9557]

Got the NCO giving the brief for the suicide watch right at the end!!!! Oof!!!

[@shado2us]

Everytime there's a 3 day/4 day weekend!!!

[@markcastaneda1506]

“If your not 18 keep it clean your not a marine” 😹

[@richardshiflett5181]

you're*

[@AAaa-pm3rr]

What's with Marines?

[@James-qn3wi]

"AND SOME MORE BAD NEWS!" **Eats the anti-depressants like it's candy**

[@noidea1962]

30 years later, and i STILL have dreams of missing a CQ because I didn't check the duty roster twice a day....sigh...does that qualify me for PTSD? Askin' for a friend.

[@13bravo72]

😉after all these years! Its interesting to see, nothing has changed! Rounds Complete!

[@pythonprofreak7522]

Usual weekend Safety Briefing or the variations: 1. Don't beat your wife 2. Don't drink and drive 3. Don't drink and boat 3. Have a battle buddy with you when you are going downrange 4. If you cannot find a ride, call your coc or call me. There is nothing to embarrass about. 5. If you have trouble with your spouse, call your first line and staff duty. We can get you a cool down room. 6.... 7... Actually it make sense. However, sometime we still had some people jacked up one of them.

[@pythonprofreak7522]

Love all your videos BTW!

[@Absaalookemensch]

Merry Christmas to all our sisters and brothers, home and afar. Though you are away from family, friends, children, spouse, pets, you fill our thoughts and prayers. Thank you for your service and have a great new year. HUA?

[@carpentb17]

Just stop, your triggering me, I need my NCO safe space

[@bepisthebenis5111]

Marines be like: if she’s under 18... you’re good I guess since we are indeed marines

[@Spartan536]

You should hear the command level phone briefings for Christmas time, they are hilarious, usually chock full of stupid questions at the end.

[@user-pe1ns8bd6j]

You dudes are a recruiter’s nightmare.

[@robertmontes1468]

Thank you for posting... Reminds me while I'll never enlist again... FREEEDOM!!

[@derrekjohnson2919]

Remember Gents, a little condom sense goes a long ways

[@justonrg]

5 Principles of Patrolling!

[@gmandersonjr]

The rubbers are usually free at the sick call when I was medic and they save 18 years of child support

[@uncharted7againblackking256]

Hahahah beautiful lol

[@paulrichtmyre7698]

that was fucked up and brought back some memories. Wish everyone Merry Christmas and to all my brothers and sisters in uniform STAY SAFE

[@littledopey8735]

yepp got staff duty tomorrow on Christmas lol cant wait to ets on the 7th of January!

[@SDguy3030]

Had it last year. Its only Christmas! Jk man best of luck.

[@Type99Arisaka]

Little Dopey I got duty on Christmas too. EAS Jan 8th

[@adrianherrera4455]

Its ok. its better than living underneath a bridge begging for money and food.

[@joeylandry7341]

As someone that just went though all these briefs this is pretty accurate

[@playthellmarshalli5190]

The whole 1st row, thanks for volunteering 😂😂😂😂

[@factbeaglesarebest]

“You all know trumps a little spiteful”... understatement of the year. The dude is a toddler having a temper tantrum perpetually and attacking anyone who points out the snot in his nose.

[@TheUniverseAroundUsNews]

I miss your 10 things about the military videos..... looks like I have to go down the KZbin rabbit hole and rewatch your old videos. 😁

[@johnmayer4747]

A DD214 prevents a lot of that!!! I love mine!!

[@rmillancepero]

It felt like I won the Noble Peace prize or some shit...but sometimes I do miss being in Afghanistan....

[@SHA4200]

Aaaahhhhhh brings back ssoooo many memories of the infantry.

[@vladdracul7810]

"Everyone has to qualify expert on every weapon system in the arsenal." That's Christmas any day of the year.

[@larryh502]

Reminds me of our platoon sergeant-"hey first sergeant, first platoon will cover those taskings for you."

[@0ldSk00L510]

“Rgr Sir, I’ll take care of it” 😂😂😂 Whose your daddy now Sgt?

[@Squidbillies1000]

Big Sarge, I'm retired, when I start missing the Army, I snap back into reality by watching this clip. The Ibuprofen does it all the time.

[@christancurry2587]

Every time I have them moments of wanting to re enlist I look at these videos and say to myself fuck no . I remember the fuckery we went thru in the 82nd .

[@MM-ie3wi]

😂🤣😂 was lining his break up nicely then that damn CO got him 😂. That “I’ll take care of it” turns into “hey, need you to cover down on that S.I watch and I’ll comp you on the back end” 😂

[@lissamcbride8214]

Yep... thats the G.I. life I remember. Gotta love it.

[@christy76840]

A 7th volunteer?! I'm dead

[@helmysuliman3740]

If she’s not 18, keep it clean, You’re not a Marine...😂

[@basicbodybuilding]

Well damn, felt like it was it was an attack on me lol. So many shit I shouldn’t have done while i was in

[@shrk128]

There's one thing worse than this, and it's to be called in for reserve duty on the holidays - I know that because I'm the NCO who did this. I mean, you always find a way to work it out with the PC's and BC, but sometimes the big green whips it out and starts pissin' on everyone's day, rules of engagement be damned Reservists have it worse though - an enlisted knows he's in the shit. A reservist gets that letter in the post of a call from unit headquarters and can feel the army cupping their buttcheeks in preperation for penetration, and it's all one big surprise, killing off vacations and quality time with family.

[@user-tu4jp4vr7d]

Lol, you're not a marine I fucking died, as a marine i approve 👍

[@williammcghee863]

Well, I don't remember being called a MF when I was a PFC, but almost everything else was a synopsis of what my Army life was like.

[@deadpoolfanboy3012]

I am only in training but some off this shit makes so much since and other stuff I can't wait to look forward too

[@OneSierra]

Oh I almost forgot Staff Duty we need 6 more volunteers aaand.... we just picked up red phase so were gonna need to police call the entire base loddy doddy every body dont forget your PT belts.... Merry Christmas.

[@jackgrimaldi8685]

Totally forgot about staff duty. The only thing worse than CQ.

[@makesime3330]

best christmas brief I had of my CAF career from Cmdt -go have fun but don't drink and drive -look for camera before a fight and you better win that fight don't get caught ! I don't want any call from the police. (this was a real brief)

[@stalkerpro1982]

I need a GI party

[@isst8186]

Your room is that bad?

[@guardianangel7589]

When he threw the rank I died. XD

[@michaelfrank110]

Nothing grinds my gears more than hearing we're more likely to be attacked on Christmas

[@Robert53area]

Watching this while on duty on Christmas day

[@elfritobandito734]

Watching this while on duty rn :\

[@OmegaTou]

Too real.

[@eduarce894]

Roger sir I’ll take care of it 🤣

[@IVoeh]

Love you reppin the 101 patch. That's where okl at right now.

[@23jordian]

So as I'm sitting on Staff Duty this wonderful Christmas eve I decided to hop on KZbin and seen this. I feel better about my shift lol

[@rmillancepero]

Company cq, or Battalion?

[@TheAngryman1967]

Ahh, the bad old days! Even when you didn't volunteer you volunteered.

[@rmillancepero]

Who's down to prank call random cq desks??

[@joshuafischer684]

Call the 737 TRSS at Lackland. They're chill.

[@rmillancepero]

@@joshuafischer684 it only shows the reception number [phone]

[@joshuafischer684]

@@rmillancepero Shit, I can't remember the number anymore.

[@pythonprofreak7522]

I had I had 6 staff duty on SQDN, 1 Bridgade, 2 CQ in three weeks since I had no plan on block leave and on profile at one time. Mostly do my reading on Army Skill Soft if not watching movies on down time (mostly) or plan for the future. Always try to keep yourself busy if not it would be very depressing. Worst time was, getting two news of two deaths in two families while on Staff and 1 on Bridgade within a month..

[@killertacos9225]

I don't know if I'm crying because it's funny or laughing because this makes me so upset and I can't process the amount of emotions this videos truths speak 😭

[@phyisck5235]

i really like how the pill was able to stay ontop of the patch

[@rommelvaldez149]

I got put on CQ Christmas eve a week after promoted to Sgt. Lol.

[@churchofthespaceturtle]

I love this channel.

[@d.johnson9957]

Poppin' em like candy.. that was way too accurate. 😂😂 Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Go easy on the eggnog if you're drivin'!

[@Gamgan]

Its scary how true it all is...

[@schulermarka]

My briefs, use the buddy system when out and about. Wear a poncho.

[@angryghost521]

Or PT belt...

[@stevenm3823]

Reason for every weekend or holiday "safety brief" and POV inspection=Officers and Senior NCOs covering their asses in case something happens

[@The508ranger]

He was like ...”Hold my rank...imma head out!” Lmao

[@marksmusicplace3627]

LOL I actually been in a unit like this that blue falcon the hell out of its soldiers. how about conex lay out on new years eve.

[@OXBULLSPC]

the taking pills part cracked me up hard!!

[@isst8186]

That Christmas CQ shift .... I feel that.

[@sgtsan6976]

1:11 demoted himself to an E fuzzy, LOL!

[@Paradisecountryinc]

OMG!!! TOO FUNNY! Hey combat vet your recent videos are giving me nostalgia....Man I miss the Army. I miss it for witnessing the retardedness happen...when of course it didnt involve me....Like the time a Soldier got caught when he married another Soldier but his marriage documents were actually copied from google. You should make an episode about something like that.

[@0marshalljohn]

Watching this while doing CQ on Christmas

[@scruffy5119]

“If she’s not 18 keep it clean you’re not a marine” rah 😂

[@igrinningreaper5791]

I’m not in the army but I am in corrections and I am working a 12 hour shift tomorrow, merry Christmas to all service members working tomorrow!

[@dynestis2875]

Merry christmas to you sir

[@MooMoo69556]

Yeah that’s totally not even in the same caliber bud....

[@noahhuraan5353]

That end tripped me out ngl 😂

[@Rayja3]

So freaking glad I got out of the Army

[@WARCHILD5309-qv4mm]

YES YES YES hit the nail on the head with this one

[@emmas.8709]

LMFAO old time memory of how soldiers ask me tmi personal questions about me. I ended up becoming a smarta$$. Oh the memories 🤣🤣🤣

[@ethantomblin7506]

I love my DD214, its fucking beautiful

[@Squidbillies1000]

As a retired veteran this is hilarious. I can't stop watching. A standing ovation for the person that came up with the pills. He was slamming down those pills. I love it I'm going to watch it again

[@thescotsman1991]

Good old ranger candy.

[@jonathanstrange5561]

It's like all my nightmares fused into one, cloned itself, screwed the clone and made this

[@mcintosh531]

I’ve always been told for my weekend safety briefs in the corps, “Don’t add to the population, don’t subtract from the population, and if anything happens out of your control, don’t call me”

[@INSIGHTCO]

Army: thank you for the actionable Intel...

[@rogersa109]

I lost it when he threw his rank over the shoulder. HA!

[@armygrunt7thid238]

hahaha NO MEANS NO!!! so many times i herd this shit in weekend safety briefs..

[@andymiller7390]

*heard

[@dan8532]

This year I established dominance by requesting leave early so they had to ask other people to cover most of the bullshit