"If she's under 18, keep it clean. You're not a marine." I swear I heard that same shit every time i got weekend leave lol
@marine4gaming7214 жыл бұрын
Marines are known to get down and dirty 😂😂😂
@matthewclark68484 жыл бұрын
@@marine4gaming721 ooh-rah!
@marine4gaming7214 жыл бұрын
@@matthewclark6848 SEMPER FI
@mr.joshua2044 жыл бұрын
If you dont ask her age, then it's ok lol. It's not illegal if you dont get caught
@anthonyy_vivid54384 жыл бұрын
You guys are terrible 😂
@d-day75674 жыл бұрын
I like how he jugs down anti depressants while giving the bad news
@majurbludd4 жыл бұрын
Winter Ghost it’s ibuprofen 800
@hobbitpsi4 жыл бұрын
Army don't give anti-depressants. We get a a whole fuck ton of ibuprofen 800 mg. pop that shit like candy... it's the cure for everything.
@thomaswilson80224 жыл бұрын
@@hobbitpsi navy does that too, until you get ulcers from it then you're just SOL
@willshaw35614 жыл бұрын
@@hobbitpsi yep till you go home
@M4A1BestGirl4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing about this is he was giving them a lecture on not to drink and drive but it was just as bad, if not worse for him to down that many pills at a time.
@TheJoker-ex5rb4 жыл бұрын
That dd214 blanket is nice this time of year
@heneverdied21654 жыл бұрын
Just finished BCT. Going to fort Carson on the 29th to the 4th id. Y'all got any advice?
@asapjxan62454 жыл бұрын
HeNeverDied 21 lmao they talking about leaving the military you are barley joining but I’m navy so idk how it’s in the army
@TheJoker-ex5rb4 жыл бұрын
HeNeverDied 21 don’t buy any cars with stupid high interest and don’t get married to get out of barracks oh of course beware of the dependas 😂
@d.johnson99574 жыл бұрын
So snuggly and warm...gonna curl up with it and a cup of hot cocoa...relaxed sigh...
@mariosaenz68014 жыл бұрын
@@heneverdied2165 you should have went to 10th group. If you don't know what that is. You'll know when you get to Carson.
@majurbludd4 жыл бұрын
Ibuprofen 800 cures all military ailments.
@rmillancepero4 жыл бұрын
@Eric da' MAJ LMAO
@carna-95014 жыл бұрын
800mg four times a day
@piptyole4 жыл бұрын
Army M&Ms
@lissamcbride82144 жыл бұрын
Can I get a refill?
@OfficialWindshineMusic4 жыл бұрын
Not when you have an ulcer:)
@USMCArchAngel034 жыл бұрын
The gist of every brief in the Corps when I was in: Don't get arrested, don't get a tattoo while you're drunk and DON'T get married.
@charlesjessie17334 жыл бұрын
Don't forget, "if you get something Clorox won't kill, you get NJP'd."
@embracethesuck10414 жыл бұрын
Don't know why they bothered. Every marine I know is a three- striker. Maybe they were just trying to cut down on bolos.
@Nick-ec1hs4 жыл бұрын
don't add or subtract to the population lol
@Bootyeatter69694 жыл бұрын
“Remember if you get arrested, assert dominance fast”
@AAaa-pm3rr3 жыл бұрын
Don't get married?
@killercurl14 жыл бұрын
i remember about 5-6 years ago you did a late night christmas stream, and you were a small channel you just chilled with us answered questions and made everyone in the stream chat (20 people) feel good. i hope you have a great night tonight drew.
@justjoshingya5044 жыл бұрын
Of course, if they were marines they would've passed marksman lol
@KevinGDividend4 жыл бұрын
@@justjoshingya504 okay like you knew 😂😂😂
@besp85144 жыл бұрын
Any takers? CO: “What about you SSG Myrtle?” Lmao
@Raccnophobia4 жыл бұрын
i laughed so hard i cried
@dcchandler31524 жыл бұрын
Loved it...
@LordGanondorf.2 жыл бұрын
He got voluntold lmao.
@nathangallegos9304 Жыл бұрын
He opened his f***ing mouth 👄 if he kept it shut
@nathangallegos93048 ай бұрын
You opened his mouth
@showmechrist4 жыл бұрын
At 1:10 slowly rips off rank insignia lol
@demonatx4 жыл бұрын
I do that every drill...at the start of the leaders meeting...
@showmechrist4 жыл бұрын
@@demonatx lol
@gabecushing76534 жыл бұрын
Man thanks for pointing that out that made my day 😂I never noticed
@showmechrist4 жыл бұрын
@@gabecushing7653 no problem your welcome
@GunShocka4 жыл бұрын
New Rank who dis
@chamaleelvi4 жыл бұрын
Ok but why is this my units safety brief every weekend 😂😂
@druwhite13884 жыл бұрын
Mines more... " Dont drink and drive,dont drink under age,dont make us come in early AGAIN. This can get gayer." "HOW???!!"-Random NCO
@RobertDavis-rq8sl4 жыл бұрын
Um maybe because it keeps happening all of the above plus some
@Mustard_Face4 жыл бұрын
Chugging army candy like a boss.
@juanalvarez35074 жыл бұрын
"You're doing great things for your country."
@andrewwright014 жыл бұрын
I joined the Army in 1985 and my very first Christmas overseas we were tasked with CQ, Staff Duty, Ammo Guard and QRF!! Every Christmas from then to when I retired we had QRF!! MERRY CHRISTMAS from a Combat Veteran to THE "Combat Veteran" 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸. RANGERS LEAD THE WAY 🦅🦅🦅
@musicmason4 жыл бұрын
You got duty!
@oarias51584 жыл бұрын
Man when I was in the Cav this is almost what I saw every other formation.
@django77624 жыл бұрын
Feliz Navidad, from the ‘Stan
@ACombatVeteran4 жыл бұрын
lucky you.
@rmillancepero4 жыл бұрын
*sigh* The good ol' days....
@Connor-dp5sy4 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas
@omarimoultrie10094 жыл бұрын
Miss those days
@anthonyrandolph7824 жыл бұрын
same here lol
@vegaspowerlifting4 жыл бұрын
I never served, but working in the fire service for almost 30 years I can honestly say there are some similarities when it comes to the bulls**t! Love the videos!!
@bostearns70834 жыл бұрын
When Sgt. Myrtle got voluntold for Suicide Watch, I could just see Drew silently laughing and flipping the dude off in my head XD LOLZ
@mrjza75564 жыл бұрын
Bro lol why you killing my vibe!!! I’m sure the commander is going to hit all these points and more in 1700 close out formation. I just wanna run out of here and get to the dfac before the line starts, Get my damn “to go” plate laugh at the guy on CQ and lock myself in my room with my Ibuprofen 800mg till the next day. #DRYstatusCOMPANY
@karicuepul4 жыл бұрын
Wow this is painfully accurate
@amkrause20044 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year's. Everyone be safe out there.
@brandonbeard84884 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he pulled his rank off and tossed it🤣🤣 Merry Christmas everyone
@tsmash84604 жыл бұрын
I'm actually waiting for my candy at the hospital and remembering all em safety briefs
@lenoretalon99584 жыл бұрын
😮 That better be some damn good candy
@classact95574 жыл бұрын
Got the NCO giving the brief for the suicide watch right at the end!!!! Oof!!!
@shado2us4 жыл бұрын
Everytime there's a 3 day/4 day weekend!!!
@markcastaneda15064 жыл бұрын
“If your not 18 keep it clean your not a marine” 😹
@richardshiflett51814 жыл бұрын
you're*
@AAaa-pm3rr3 жыл бұрын
What's with Marines?
@James-qn3wi4 жыл бұрын
"AND SOME MORE BAD NEWS!" **Eats the anti-depressants like it's candy**
@noidea19624 жыл бұрын
30 years later, and i STILL have dreams of missing a CQ because I didn't check the duty roster twice a day....sigh...does that qualify me for PTSD? Askin' for a friend.
@13bravo724 жыл бұрын
😉after all these years! Its interesting to see, nothing has changed! Rounds Complete!
@pythonprofreak75224 жыл бұрын
Usual weekend Safety Briefing or the variations: 1. Don't beat your wife 2. Don't drink and drive 3. Don't drink and boat 3. Have a battle buddy with you when you are going downrange 4. If you cannot find a ride, call your coc or call me. There is nothing to embarrass about. 5. If you have trouble with your spouse, call your first line and staff duty. We can get you a cool down room. 6.... 7... Actually it make sense. However, sometime we still had some people jacked up one of them.
@pythonprofreak75224 жыл бұрын
Love all your videos BTW!
@Absaalookemensch4 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas to all our sisters and brothers, home and afar. Though you are away from family, friends, children, spouse, pets, you fill our thoughts and prayers. Thank you for your service and have a great new year. HUA?
@carpentb174 жыл бұрын
Just stop, your triggering me, I need my NCO safe space
@bepisthebenis51114 жыл бұрын
Marines be like: if she’s under 18... you’re good I guess since we are indeed marines
@Spartan5364 жыл бұрын
You should hear the command level phone briefings for Christmas time, they are hilarious, usually chock full of stupid questions at the end.
@user-pe1ns8bd6j4 жыл бұрын
You dudes are a recruiter’s nightmare.
@robertmontes14684 жыл бұрын
Thank you for posting... Reminds me while I'll never enlist again... FREEEDOM!!
@derrekjohnson29194 жыл бұрын
Remember Gents, a little condom sense goes a long ways
@justonrg4 жыл бұрын
5 Principles of Patrolling!
@gmandersonjr4 жыл бұрын
The rubbers are usually free at the sick call when I was medic and they save 18 years of child support
@uncharted7againblackking2564 жыл бұрын
Hahahah beautiful lol
@paulrichtmyre76984 жыл бұрын
that was fucked up and brought back some memories. Wish everyone Merry Christmas and to all my brothers and sisters in uniform STAY SAFE
@littledopey87354 жыл бұрын
yepp got staff duty tomorrow on Christmas lol cant wait to ets on the 7th of January!
@SDguy30304 жыл бұрын
Had it last year. Its only Christmas! Jk man best of luck.
@Type99Arisaka4 жыл бұрын
Little Dopey I got duty on Christmas too. EAS Jan 8th
@adrianherrera44554 жыл бұрын
Its ok. its better than living underneath a bridge begging for money and food.
@joeylandry73414 жыл бұрын
As someone that just went though all these briefs this is pretty accurate
@playthellmarshalli51904 жыл бұрын
The whole 1st row, thanks for volunteering 😂😂😂😂
@factbeaglesarebest3 жыл бұрын
“You all know trumps a little spiteful”... understatement of the year. The dude is a toddler having a temper tantrum perpetually and attacking anyone who points out the snot in his nose.
@TheUniverseAroundUsNews4 жыл бұрын
I miss your 10 things about the military videos..... looks like I have to go down the KZbin rabbit hole and rewatch your old videos. 😁
@johnmayer47474 жыл бұрын
A DD214 prevents a lot of that!!! I love mine!!
@rmillancepero4 жыл бұрын
It felt like I won the Noble Peace prize or some shit...but sometimes I do miss being in Afghanistan....
@SHA42004 жыл бұрын
Aaaahhhhhh brings back ssoooo many memories of the infantry.
@vladdracul78104 жыл бұрын
"Everyone has to qualify expert on every weapon system in the arsenal." That's Christmas any day of the year.
@larryh5024 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of our platoon sergeant-"hey first sergeant, first platoon will cover those taskings for you."
@0ldSk00L5104 жыл бұрын
“Rgr Sir, I’ll take care of it” 😂😂😂 Whose your daddy now Sgt?
@Squidbillies10004 жыл бұрын
Big Sarge, I'm retired, when I start missing the Army, I snap back into reality by watching this clip. The Ibuprofen does it all the time.
@christancurry25874 жыл бұрын
Every time I have them moments of wanting to re enlist I look at these videos and say to myself fuck no . I remember the fuckery we went thru in the 82nd .
@MM-ie3wi4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂 was lining his break up nicely then that damn CO got him 😂. That “I’ll take care of it” turns into “hey, need you to cover down on that S.I watch and I’ll comp you on the back end” 😂
@lissamcbride82144 жыл бұрын
Yep... thats the G.I. life I remember. Gotta love it.
@christy768403 жыл бұрын
A 7th volunteer?! I'm dead
@helmysuliman37404 жыл бұрын
If she’s not 18, keep it clean, You’re not a Marine...😂
@basicbodybuilding4 жыл бұрын
Well damn, felt like it was it was an attack on me lol. So many shit I shouldn’t have done while i was in
@shrk1284 жыл бұрын
There's one thing worse than this, and it's to be called in for reserve duty on the holidays - I know that because I'm the NCO who did this. I mean, you always find a way to work it out with the PC's and BC, but sometimes the big green whips it out and starts pissin' on everyone's day, rules of engagement be damned Reservists have it worse though - an enlisted knows he's in the shit. A reservist gets that letter in the post of a call from unit headquarters and can feel the army cupping their buttcheeks in preperation for penetration, and it's all one big surprise, killing off vacations and quality time with family.
@user-tu4jp4vr7d4 жыл бұрын
Lol, you're not a marine I fucking died, as a marine i approve 👍
@williammcghee8634 жыл бұрын
Well, I don't remember being called a MF when I was a PFC, but almost everything else was a synopsis of what my Army life was like.
@deadpoolfanboy30124 жыл бұрын
I am only in training but some off this shit makes so much since and other stuff I can't wait to look forward too
@OneSierra4 жыл бұрын
Oh I almost forgot Staff Duty we need 6 more volunteers aaand.... we just picked up red phase so were gonna need to police call the entire base loddy doddy every body dont forget your PT belts.... Merry Christmas.
@jackgrimaldi86854 жыл бұрын
Totally forgot about staff duty. The only thing worse than CQ.
@makesime33303 жыл бұрын
best christmas brief I had of my CAF career from Cmdt -go have fun but don't drink and drive -look for camera before a fight and you better win that fight don't get caught ! I don't want any call from the police. (this was a real brief)
@stalkerpro19824 жыл бұрын
I need a GI party
@isst81864 жыл бұрын
Your room is that bad?
@guardianangel75894 жыл бұрын
When he threw the rank I died. XD
@michaelfrank1104 жыл бұрын
Nothing grinds my gears more than hearing we're more likely to be attacked on Christmas
@Robert53area4 жыл бұрын
Watching this while on duty on Christmas day
@elfritobandito7344 жыл бұрын
Watching this while on duty rn :\
@OmegaTou4 жыл бұрын
Too real.
@eduarce8944 жыл бұрын
Roger sir I’ll take care of it 🤣
@IVoeh4 жыл бұрын
Love you reppin the 101 patch. That's where okl at right now.
@23jordian4 жыл бұрын
So as I'm sitting on Staff Duty this wonderful Christmas eve I decided to hop on KZbin and seen this. I feel better about my shift lol
@rmillancepero4 жыл бұрын
Company cq, or Battalion?
@TheAngryman19674 жыл бұрын
Ahh, the bad old days! Even when you didn't volunteer you volunteered.
@rmillancepero4 жыл бұрын
Who's down to prank call random cq desks??
@joshuafischer6844 жыл бұрын
Call the 737 TRSS at Lackland. They're chill.
@rmillancepero4 жыл бұрын
@@joshuafischer684 it only shows the reception number (210) 671-2593
@joshuafischer6844 жыл бұрын
@@rmillancepero Shit, I can't remember the number anymore.
@pythonprofreak75224 жыл бұрын
I had I had 6 staff duty on SQDN, 1 Bridgade, 2 CQ in three weeks since I had no plan on block leave and on profile at one time. Mostly do my reading on Army Skill Soft if not watching movies on down time (mostly) or plan for the future. Always try to keep yourself busy if not it would be very depressing. Worst time was, getting two news of two deaths in two families while on Staff and 1 on Bridgade within a month..
@killertacos92254 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I'm crying because it's funny or laughing because this makes me so upset and I can't process the amount of emotions this videos truths speak 😭
@phyisck52354 жыл бұрын
i really like how the pill was able to stay ontop of the patch
@rommelvaldez1494 жыл бұрын
I got put on CQ Christmas eve a week after promoted to Sgt. Lol.
@churchofthespaceturtle3 жыл бұрын
I love this channel.
@d.johnson99574 жыл бұрын
Poppin' em like candy.. that was way too accurate. 😂😂 Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Go easy on the eggnog if you're drivin'!
@Gamgan4 жыл бұрын
Its scary how true it all is...
@schulermarka4 жыл бұрын
My briefs, use the buddy system when out and about. Wear a poncho.
@angryghost5214 жыл бұрын
Or PT belt...
@stevenm38234 жыл бұрын
Reason for every weekend or holiday "safety brief" and POV inspection=Officers and Senior NCOs covering their asses in case something happens
@The508ranger4 жыл бұрын
He was like ...”Hold my rank...imma head out!” Lmao
@marksmusicplace36274 жыл бұрын
LOL I actually been in a unit like this that blue falcon the hell out of its soldiers. how about conex lay out on new years eve.
@OXBULLSPC2 жыл бұрын
the taking pills part cracked me up hard!!
@isst81864 жыл бұрын
That Christmas CQ shift .... I feel that.
@sgtsan69764 жыл бұрын
1:11 demoted himself to an E fuzzy, LOL!
@Paradisecountryinc4 жыл бұрын
OMG!!! TOO FUNNY! Hey combat vet your recent videos are giving me nostalgia....Man I miss the Army. I miss it for witnessing the retardedness happen...when of course it didnt involve me....Like the time a Soldier got caught when he married another Soldier but his marriage documents were actually copied from google. You should make an episode about something like that.
@0marshalljohn4 жыл бұрын
Watching this while doing CQ on Christmas
@scruffy51194 жыл бұрын
“If she’s not 18 keep it clean you’re not a marine” rah 😂
@igrinningreaper57914 жыл бұрын
I’m not in the army but I am in corrections and I am working a 12 hour shift tomorrow, merry Christmas to all service members working tomorrow!
@dynestis28754 жыл бұрын
Merry christmas to you sir
@MooMoo695564 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s totally not even in the same caliber bud....
@noahhuraan53534 жыл бұрын
That end tripped me out ngl 😂
@Rayja34 жыл бұрын
So freaking glad I got out of the Army
@WARCHILD5309-qv4mm4 жыл бұрын
YES YES YES hit the nail on the head with this one
@emmas.87093 жыл бұрын
LMFAO old time memory of how soldiers ask me tmi personal questions about me. I ended up becoming a smarta$$. Oh the memories 🤣🤣🤣
@ethantomblin75063 жыл бұрын
I love my DD214, its fucking beautiful
@Squidbillies10004 жыл бұрын
As a retired veteran this is hilarious. I can't stop watching. A standing ovation for the person that came up with the pills. He was slamming down those pills. I love it I'm going to watch it again
@thescotsman19914 жыл бұрын
Good old ranger candy.
@jonathanstrange55614 жыл бұрын
It's like all my nightmares fused into one, cloned itself, screwed the clone and made this
@mcintosh5314 жыл бұрын
I’ve always been told for my weekend safety briefs in the corps, “Don’t add to the population, don’t subtract from the population, and if anything happens out of your control, don’t call me”
@INSIGHTCO4 жыл бұрын
Army: thank you for the actionable Intel...
@rogersa1094 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he threw his rank over the shoulder. HA!
@armygrunt7thid2384 жыл бұрын
hahaha NO MEANS NO!!! so many times i herd this shit in weekend safety briefs..
@andymiller73904 жыл бұрын
*heard
@dan85324 жыл бұрын
This year I established dominance by requesting leave early so they had to ask other people to cover most of the bullshit