VETERAN RESPONDS TO A HOME BREAK-IN!

[@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y]

Special Forces: silently appears behind the thief.

[@KAMiKAZE-T.V.]

From behind the blinds lmao

[@Specter211]

Thieves guild 100 stealth build

[@WeirdPros]

Enters his own house from the balcony behind the thief.

[@Born2Losenot2win]

Lol the SOF will grab his pistol with the silencer on it, then he’ll climb down the window without the thief knowing and when the thief is coming out of the house and closing the door the moment he turns his head the silencer will touch his nose lol, *bang* He was never seen again…

[@Zanelander]

That was Space Force.

[@enix069]

When the crayons sprouted from his hand; I damn near laughed my ass off. Keep up the great work you guys (and gals)

[@teresas.3979]

Me too!

[@cheese5331]

@@teresas.3979 yup lol

[@dennisatkinson22]

Red, White and Blue crayolas! Rah! that was hilarious

[@24dking]

It's the Army's : "PURPOSE" and "leave the rope I was in the middle of something, might use it later" And the Marine wolverine crayons. Those had me rollin

[@michaelpalombo4654]

With his PT Belt on lol

[@mr.z3161]

Anyone noticed the Marine is sleeping with his eyes open?. Thank you baby Jesus , I’m sending someone your way🤣🤣🤣

[@damianmlamb]

Bruh I died at that shit 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😔😔😔😂☠️💀

[@92angelguzman]

Funny thing I still do it to this day and my wife thinks I'm dead lol

[@eq2092]

Semper Fi! Bwaahaahaa 😂

[@shadeau6]

😲

[@coutou5302]

Army: has a rifle and will shoo the intruder Marines: will go to jail for goring the intruder with his bare hands Coast Guard: don’t give a f, will eat snacks Air Force: shoo the intruder by reading his rights and warn of the consequences, specially in prison. Navy: will spit roast the intruder with another dude XD Space Force: pulls a motherfucking ray gun from the mystery box. Won’t go to jail because there is no corpse, only dust XD

[@stilawesome3586]

Chaplain Corps: enlists God wrath. The earth shakes, lightening strikes and locus abound, then shows intruder the error of his ways

[@museme6309]

Lmao

[@useracct9383]

National Guard uses 100 mph tape to secure intruder to the wall and then proceed to laugh at said intruder the rest of the night while throwing empty beer cans at him, drawing penises on face with sharpie, and laughing the whole time with his buddies.

[@maryelizabeth3055]

lol

[@HeronMarkedBlade-ef7zz]

Things got a bit to real when he whispered "purpose" as he took the gun out his mouth.....that hit harder than a comedy skit should.

[@Theggman83]

Hang in there, man. We're all gonna be school guards soon. 🪖👍

[@M4A1BestGirl]

I love how fearless the Marine is. He's probably thinking: "I ain't afraid to die. I'll just meet my brothers in hell, regroup, and return to the land of the living. Go ahead punk. Make my day!"

[@j.chriswatson6847]

The color matching lights was a great touch.

[@M4A1BestGirl]

And the Marine's helmet appears one frame and disappears the next.

[@williamherbert3684]

As a navy and air force veteran, the disrespect is hilarious...to be among the many that served, the jokes never get old...Awesome video!

[@PaulJohnson-ow1mq]

So close to the trifecta if you had made Coastie also because.....well.....the Space Force doesn't even register on the scale of unarmed toddler to Yosemite Sam.

[@chatchit2996]

That GOODBYE LIBERAL WORLD line was the funniest line I've heard from you all ever lmao

[@Legatus2kx]

I knew he was serious when the PT belt came out, lol

[@halhortonsworld5870]

The funniest thing in this skit was the reflective belt. That cracked me up.

[@roguestatus7]

The space force one had me dying laughing! Great job guys.

[@jpsarri]

The Navy is on point! 🤣🤣🤣

[@XR171]

Almost, should have had at least thirty other guys there.

[@jpsarri]

@@XR171 indeed. 😅😅😅

[@museme6309]

Lmao

[@Fpietter]

The marine sleeping with the eyes open. Shit got me dead

[@LastEarBender]

I do hope that Space Force adopts the ranks of Jedi 1st Class and 2nd Class at some point and puts an end to the conflict & makes the meme complete

[@Singapore-Aviation72]

He got the PT belt 😭😭😭

[@Lost_Cohort.13]

Omfg!! Yess safety first yall🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@flamewolf2848]

You can't die whilst wearing a pt belt

[@interactivewrld1995]

“Printer isn’t available” facts

[@reidlos8084]

bro...why did the army one hit me so hard? oh yeah, because that's me lol. but damn the navy and space force one was good but the crayons had me dying😂

[@Spider-Man-sl6mi]

No the crazy marine snoring with his eyes wide open

[@JustAName-it5qp]

I put all my VA meds on display for when someone breaks in my house. At least they'll know what to expect. Or which version of me they'll get

[@snow-qe1mx]

"leave the rope, I might need it later" lmao

[@lawofanubis2996]

I love that all it took with the Marine was opening the door to walke him up with battle rattle in seconds.

[@THRE3KINGZStudios3kz]

I’m about to put another kill notch on my bed post 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@hijvgkolfsr5871]

Lol,

[@peteryvesclement364]

My dad was a USAF LtCol- when I saw that ‘Air Force’ part, I nearly shit myself laughing extra hard😂 it’s quite accurate that he’d actually try to reason with an active threat than just shoot the damn thing😂😂

[@M4A1BestGirl]

The SEALs would have put a Claymore mine near the doorway.

[@stilawesome3586]

I'm not allowed to have a gun but my friends ask me how I could manage a home intruder. I told them that lethal force isn't restricted to use of fire arm. For me, it's flammable liquids and machetes

[@Jamesmatise]

Those budget cuts must really be hitting Lowdragg hard.

[@archieletsyouknow5508]

🤔😂😂.. that's what my recruiter told me "be all you can be " all they let me be was a wheel mechanic🇺🇸🤯😂

[@nemoexnuqual3643]

You should do one with the different Army MOS’s. Here are some ideas I came up with. You’d have the MP’s cuffing the crook, an hour later after the 45th search the crook is crying and the MP is smoking a cigarette saying “ah that was good.” Infantry wearing war paint and full battle rattle running out screaming with fixed bayonet on an AR. (House is full of crappy lawn care items) EOD waits and waits then just push’s a button, boom! Wife wakes up, he shushes her for a few seconds while listening for frag. Then his wife yells at him about “that was the fourth room this year! This is why we have to pay $5,000 a month for homeowners insurance.” He solemnly replies “we are already dead and this is hell” before going back to sleep. Artillery makes his wife go check it out and call for fire on a Wally talky. Artillery man starts blasting a potato gun through the wall. Supply makes an itemized list and makes the burglar sign for “my Xbox One, one each.” MI uses satellite imagery to ID the crook. Then comes out and confronts him with a full dossier starting in third grade. Cook, wakes up in room full of animal fetuses in jars, “I smell meat” and runs out with a cleaver. Cut to boiling pot. (I had cooks come with me in Iraq as a makeshift security truck. I never made fun of those beautiful psychopaths again). Finance issues a statement of charges and helps crook to set up an allotment Drone pilot has little quad copter repeatedly run into crook. Crook breaks into a Tank drives house. Tank driver smashes his truck through the wall killing the burglar. Gets out of the truck and is surprised to see that there was a crook. And lastly a non infantry Lieutenant hides under his bed swaddled in PT belts and calls an formerly enlisted neighbor for help.

[@snowfox4704]

Don’t forget the army medics. If there’s one psychopath you don’t want as an enemy, it’s one trained on the human body.

[@johnathanjackson3293]

Don’t forgot about ordnance

[@stilawesome3586]

Don't forget the chaplain who enlists gods wrath in times of need. Robber breaks in and the earth shakes and lightening strikes as frogs and locus abound

[@MrSoldaten]

😂😂😂as a former 92g(food service specialist) i agree with ur statement

[@KoishiVibin]

SF breaches the floor and fastropes through in full kit. The CIA dude gets robbed and proceeds to ruin the fellow's life

[@merciah]

"Thank you Baby Jesus!" Just comic gold!

[@TheGraffiti600rr]

I call this one the torpedo... fkn hilarious!

[@MonumentToSin]

Vet: "Finally! Yes! I've been waiting for this day!" *thief tries to run* "Where do you think you're going? It's been too long since my last kill..." *drags the thief back inside* "God bless America muwahahaha..."

[@tedcorebernays7960]

Man this was good. Thanks guys. Every time he held the gun with his mouth I'm 😂😂😂😂. Seriously, people are that stupid. Thank you for capturing that!

[@Gade804]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏿‍♂️ navy. He’s was like wtf, nope I’m out….

[@ACombatVeteran]

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[@teresas.3979]

"Gee willikers" 🤣🤣🤣

[@mattpowers7193]

You were a little off on the Air Force. The printout would have been a AF IMT 1297 Temporary Issue Receipt, to be filled out in triplicate and filed with the equipment manager.

[@BSwort]

LMFAO "good by liberal world!" its a damn shame the world became so soft!!

[@KoishiVibin]

Honestly, it's a good thing. If its possible for it to happen, it means you did your job right. elsewise, well... consider what would be the alternative.

[@BSwort]

@@KoishiVibin I couldn’t disagree more, softening up just helps the Tairney we live under today. Would you really want sensitive people all around you? Use critical thinking bud

[@buckcherry2564]

@@KoishiVibin dude said "Tairney"...too much Kool-Aid not enough reality.

[@ck2721]

“purpose” same dude we are all just chasing our tails civ side.

[@renerocha7922]

The Coast Guard scene had me laughing 😂

[@undead9999]

I love how the Marine doesn't sleep, he waits. ahahah

[@thebrownbaldy]

The crayons as tho 😅. He grew them joints like he was Wolverine 😅😅😅😅

[@IanNCC1701]

The Space Force one had me dying

[@darthkillhoon]

Army one, so spot on

[@Theggman83]

🤣😂 I'm glad I made it to the end. Blue Eagle jokes are my favorite.

[@ramirogonzalez4334]

Thanks for the 😅, i needed it , good stuff guys

[@FreedomCrawler]

“Purpose!” - hahahahahahaha so clutch

[@1.1797]

That space force moment......🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ianarmstrong5548]

A reflector belt?🤣

[@realemiele.franco736]

This stuff is definitely worthy of a TV series.

[@henryverdugo9889]

Keep up the great work you guys!!! Carry on

[@xxxhoodooxxx]

Why you got to do the crayon on the face? Tried killing me through laughing!

[@Excalibur01]

I thought underneath the pillow of a coastie is cocaine

[@elainematthys7962]

Safety first and he puts on the safety belt. Hilarious!

[@osvaldorivera1134]

Best skit ever!

[@Ghost.187.]

Safety first and puts on the PT belt 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀 on point

[@Willysmb44]

I couldn't stop laughing that he put on his PT belt before facing the burglar! 2:16, I love those options. Generally speaking, the LAST thing anyone wants is to have to cap someone (in spite of the all the idiotic chest-thumping nonsense you hear at gun shows and online) as that's gonna mess you up for the rest of your life, but a combat vet who might already have that on his/her consciousness? Yeah, you're probably gonna get double-tapped to the sternum, especially if the robber is armed and the vet's family is home

[@PaulJohnson-ow1mq]

Well, there is still the mess on the carpet. Nothing worse than blood to get out of the carpet. Ok, well glitter. So I guess you have to hope it isn't a stripper who breaks in.

[@TeXCalibuR35]

"Oh f*k it! [Racks rifle] Goodbye, liberal world!!!" Lmfao omG That was hilarious!!!

[@stilawesome3586]

Does the space force refer to officer trainees as cadets? Just wondering if calling someone a space cadet is an act of stolen valor

[@Xiloscient7]

Purpose... yea... I can relate to that one for sure.

[@5252085]

YES! I knew you guys would eventually start uploading the full videos to KZbin again :)

[@jangleleg117]

Crayola is going to give us a sponsor boys. They'll have Ka-Bar black and F-35 grey in the special edition box

[@panachevitz]

I loved how Lowdragg was closing his eyes so he wouldn't be seen by the coastie.

[@mr.fuszyhat300]

Purpose 🤣. Honestly dead ass I am losing my purpose. Just a glance of purpose 🤣 I'll take it

[@inde6466]

Ur purpose is to be a frickin role model you are a champ

[@corleyroberson4575]

I love that the Marine had the damn Kabar under his pillow. I laughed especially hard because my Kabar is on my hip during the day and hanging by my bed at night.

[@themanchann5138]

Hahaha yes the space force was hilarious

[@M4A1BestGirl]

A few details you may have missed: The LED color is the same as the logo for each branch. At 8:34 the Marine's helmet disappears.

[@Leomoon101]

When the guy turn into Wolv-marine, with crayons as claws, I lose it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lydiawagoner6315]

I am suppose to be working and y’all over here got me crying laughing 😂

[@dandrydog]

“E=mc2” and “thermal dynamics” got me hahahha

[@tjmoss2832]

Retired Recon Marine here...love the touch with the crayons. FYI, purple tastes best. 🤣🤣🤣

[@t.9398]

“Purpose” 😂😂😂

[@raysun9440]

Lost my shit when marine snored with his eyes open 🤣🤣🤣

[@KeikoFXDesigns]

" Water based formula, I'm a sailor after all. " LMAO

[@chazzreinhold5008]

I feel like the Air Force might deserve a little bit of the disrespect coming our way but DAMN did I laugh out loud when I saw he Marine snoring with his eyes open 🤣

[@9taco656]

"No, no ,no! It's designed for a soft, silky feel!" Lmao

[@KAMiKAZE-T.V.]

The space force at the end lmfaoooooo and i love how the marine was sleeping with his eyes wide tf open😂😂😂😂😂

[@Javier51694]

As soon as he picked up the PT belt I got motivated as F$ck 🥲😈

[@Marcus-rg7bg]

The marine part helps me understand that I'm perfectly sain. Everyone sleeps and thinks like that. Perfectly normal.

[@jimwagner6260]

I love low drag with the pistol.

[@lowkeylaw]

Space Force = Boba Fett with a lightsaber. Ngl, thats pretty bad ass.

[@Akata365]

Crayola rocks 😭

[@KnightlyChaotic]

The gun barrel in his mouth to steal stuff was hysterical...after a moment of wtf no! Then I noticed it was cocked and laughed harder. When he gagged on it I nearly fell out.

[@wolfhound45]

“Safety first” 🤣

[@BosleyBeats]

Omg with the PT belt you are crazy hahaha

[@elsalvaje6209]

The army one was the funniest 🤣🤣🤣

[@opuntina]

I'm just happy you remembered the Coast Guard to be honest.

[@edwardbartoneb]

Safety belt = safety first, because it’s science.

[@mattarchey9062]

Thanks for your videos. I was discharged in 2012. I have my own family now and I really miss the military. I was contemplating re enlisting but the pay is just too low and it’s not really worth it now I suppose. I just miss it a lot. I’m very sad pretty much every day because of how much I miss it. Any other vet out there feel the same way?

[@Avallachgrey]

The space force but had me rollin.

[@tommyholder876]

Drew needs to collab with VetTV this is high quality and funny as fuck

[@TheJimtanker]

"The bastards changed the slogan on me, twice!" LOVE IT!

[@followerofjesustilltheend8315]

Fingers here a veteran say purpose that's when you're supposed to run away

[@branthuddleston2342]

The PT belt had me gone😂😂😂😂

[@IIIRorschachIII]

All I wanted to do is be all I can be.. The bastards changed the slogan on me.. Twice!! LMFAO!!

[@TomFox1]

So accurate those command words. 😂😂😂

[@embracethesuck1041]

Navy: dead on.

[@OddBeardActual]

The coast guard.😂😂😂

[@jmethos]

I laughed so hard - thanks guys!

[@outsidestuff4867]

I love how the marine had a knife !! Yep, as a knife loving marine veteran I can confirm that’s spot on ! My knife doesn’t run out of ammo 🤣 but the crayons 🤣🤣🤣 genius !!!!

[@LegendaryPuma1]

Great stuff guys! Loving all your vids! Finally discovered your awesome channel and started forwarding to vet friends. Let me know if you need ideas for Coasties... Over 17 here