THINGS YOU WANT TO SAY DURING AN NCOER!

[@BrianWilliams21706]

I actually had an NCO do my NCOER and checked all needs improvement. 1sg was so pissed, he wrote my NCOER, fired my NCO and then put me in charge of our squad with my NCO falling in line next to me

[@majorhawker4776]

That is funny. I had a Plt. Sgt. like that. he would say stupid shit like, "You wouldn't do that in COMBAT", me being fresh from Iraq with a nice shiney (ok blacked) CIB, raised my hand and stated actually Sgt. We did do that in Combat, maybe you missed the memo. He hated me, the CO and 1st assigned my Plt Ldr to run interference for me but would not transfer me out of the Platoon. They wanted to bag the Plt. Sgt. badly and hoped he would do something stupid towards me. He wrote me up 7 times for insubordination, each one unsubstantiated. Man I hated that prick. also he was one of those I have an EIB that outways your CIB attitudes.

[@MooMoo69556]

Alex I’ll take “things that didn’t happen” for $100

[@reggielongoria1848]

When in doubt, always take it to your first shirt.

[@Blahblahblah69097]

You went from “all needs improvement” to being made a Squad Leader. Yeah you lying bro.

[@BrianWilliams21706]

@@Blahblahblah69097 With my senior NCO's, they knew what I was capable of. Being combat arms, I not only knew my job, but my squad leaders job. My squad leader was one of those guys who was book smart, but lacked common sense. I told him from the start I wanted his job. He felt threatened because I was an E-5 and he was an E-6. It's not like I was an E4 taking an E6 job

[@ZYNewski]

Starting to look like a serious channel with serious tips on how to do well in the military!

[@carlhicksjr8401]

🤣

[@user-mq1up2fw4r]

Seriously. His content's gottenn alot better recently

[@mrnerovetrano5031]

Seriously every bit of this is true asf.

[@steinultra1785]

You can't give them excellent in all, Top would know your not doing your job, you think they don't see you BSing all day. They know who's who.

[@gagecederquist3247]

“Enjoy pissin’ tonight, Asshole.” Such a solid line.

[@brookspact6069]

its second meaning is what you say to your rear after eating an mre

[@rajakuhl4384]

I like how this captures the passive-aggressive nature of the modern bureaucratic military so perfectly.

[@dgeneeknapp3168]

If by modern, you mean since AT LEAST 1990, you're so right 🤣. They'll have people that look, work, and run worse than you RATING you🙄. Nothing like a disgusting fat body, I outran rating MY fitness and military appearance 🧐🤨. The same E 6 was called "a moron" by my E7 to my E5 ass. I got to eat all those "needs improvement (s)" after years of being a water walker.... really steamed my ass.😤.

[@FINALLYOUTAFTER7]

Say that shit again just louder..

[@FINALLYOUTAFTER7]

After dealing with OCS phase 3 bullshit for the last 15 days?! best since I’ve heard of in a month!

[@westdoe2361]

Several soldiers in our platoon were "problematic". They ended up being the best soldiers, and they put their a** on the line for everyone. 🍺

[@Travis460]

let me just get this chant in then I'll be on my way *PROFILE FOR LIIIIIIIIIFE*

[@SKgoon]

Rolando Cameron @0:59

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

Rolando Cameron I’ve had a permanent profile since 1998.....

[@dragomxsoldier]

Excuse the ignorance whats Profile

[@flipgunderson1946]

Was always jealous of the Black dudes who easily got profiles.

[@raptureready5226]

Sick Call Ranger!

[@alananjola449]

my 1sgt would never let an ncoer that bad go forward without all the needs improvements documented with counseling statements

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

Alan Anjola Your 1SG is smarter than the retard I have.....

[@llockejr]

Was just thinking that, where's the damn counseling statements for all the NI's

[@MSWes922]

thats actually not true the unit is a crappy unit!!!

[@b.c.6316]

That NCOER wouldn't have gotten past the platoon sergeant, much less the 1SG

[@jorgemarkin1510]

Maybe revisit this with NCOER bullets you want to use but can't. .like recommend Soldier to lowest level of responsibility...or Soldier sets the example for incompetence and laziness for his peers...etc

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

Jorge Markin Here are some comments from some of my NCOERs Servicemember always accomplishes tasks, as long as he is supervised. Servicemember fell out of company run before half mile mark. Servicemember sold all TA50 to local pawn shops to pay for abortion for his underaged girlfriend. Servicemember repeatedly counseled for recurring use of racial epithets. Servicemember bribed grader for passing APFT score. Servicemember mooned Base commander during family day festivities. Servicemember under investigation for selling pork chops as halal lamb chops to interpreters. Servicemember caught selling fake IDs to underaged students at nearby university. Servicemember caught with underaged female in his room after hours. Servicemember defecated in the grog bowl at Unit Holiday party. Servicemember popped hot on urinalysis for koala tranquilizer. SDO caught servicemember rubbing his genitalia on the battalion commander’s coffee mug. Since accident in country, servicemember refers to first sergeant as “One Ball.” Servicemember has a generally bad attitude and drags down unit morale.

[@Jaytube106]

"Ha. I'm not signing that." -Me

[@jasonpenn5476]

In accordance with regulations, and the fact that it is printed on the DA 2166-9-2 (NCOER form), all you are signing for is that the admin data (name, rank, social) is correct. You have no choice but to sign it. You can always fight it later!

[@seandlax9]

@@jasonpenn5476 This. It's amazing how many people don't know that refusing to sign a NCOER, OER, or counseling means absolutely diddly shit.

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

Jason Penn actually, you are also verifying the counseling dates as well as something else I’m forgetting right now.....

[@Thinkoutsidethebox15]

If its inaccurate I refuse to sign and have seen it get EPRs removed from records....but it has to be good justification

[@patrickfrancis5509]

14 years in... never once had an ncoer filled out by my supervisor.. always had to do my own.

[@lelandrasor9678]

Same.

[@dgeneeknapp3168]

Did you prefer your own, or did you find it more stressful? I'd have worried about looking like I was pencil whipping it.

[@sand9919]

"He cant even memorize the NCO creed".... sounds about like "leadership" caring about things that dont matter whatsoever.

[@GOATPNW]

Shane A So true! It’s amazing to me how different some leaders choose to evaluate others. Things that wouldn’t even cross my mind as being important are things that other NCOs seem to hold in the highest regard. I’m in the reserves and work a real job in the private sector, so meaningless bullshit is less important to me then general competence. But NCOs that were prior active duty for 10 years before being AGR and have never held a job outside the army look seem to only care about meaningless bullshit and don’t care at all about anything else.

[@3IDACO203]

@Graham lol

[@dgeneeknapp3168]

True when I was active duty AND true in the civilian world often...too often.

[@MightyGreenLantern17]

Love how these two soldiers support and respect each other. One team one fight!!!

[@lewissilverman5562]

If memory serves, on Block 41 of the Navy eval (E-1 - E-6) has a place where you can recommend the next school or billet for your sailors. One LT I knew would put in "Walmart greeter" or "crash test dummy" or "self loading baggage" to evals to see if the LCDR or CDR was reading them, or just rubber stamping them.

[@ReaperofValhalla]

Lewis Silverman did you find out?

[@lewissilverman5562]

@@ReaperofValhalla Sorry for the delay. My immediate boss wasn't screening as well as he should have, so a few got through. Ultimately, no one got a ridiculous assignment on their evaluation!!

[@orion8981]

I had a Sgt put "jack daniels" on a blood type for some roster or another. 1st didn't see it but Sgt maj did lmao I got extra duty for putting some ridiculous shit on an ORM sheet once. Funny part was I pretty much always did, but 1st Sgt decided to read them for once. Something something unprofessional conduct something something duty NCO every Saturday for a month. It was a giggle.

[@louiewatson9389]

E6 needs to wear the right color t-shirt. Needs improvement.

[@bpdp379]

Louie Watson calls out stubble while sporting non reg moose stache....

[@conk-n9u]

Those 4 dislikes have HPV and the clap

[@The97Moose]

It's 31 now

[@ricochetPR85]

Just like a regular std, it just keep spreading now are 35

[@tomlee6263]

People that max the min...

[@brucelombardo]

Conor Benefield they’re responsible for 10th Mt Div for getting the clap.

[@The97Moose]

@@tomlee6263 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ToledoPitbull]

LMFAO! I needed this one after yesterday's tear jerker! 😂🤣😂

[@DocR16]

Agreed. I bawled like a baby last night. Dammit

[@erleclaire]

I remember (After getting fully prep'd) sitting in front of the reup team. I had a critical/secret MOS and they were not going to let me move to another MOS or location. "I was Fried!" All I did was ask questions, none of them could they answer, and the Major started screaming.... 3 days later I was out, wearing civi's, and never looked back!

[@youmadbro742]

Watching this in the middle of my daily anxiety session. Always calms me down after laughing my ass off

[@hirumbiffidum9145]

Thankyou, that's exactly how I carry the explanation for the clothes I wear to satisfy what I consider maintaining good foreign policy. PFT keeping up with a momback/STADT specialist with their inner Kipod flaring and eminating; good luck ... oye oye oye ...

[@hirumbiffidum9145]

Yuppers that is correct. STADT stands for Special Tools And Definitive Techniques facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=525867524422467&set=pob.100009976712254&type=3&theater

[@alisonklein105]

Dude I soooo hated writing NCOERS. The command would kick most back at least once, even if true and others I was polishing a turd! I once had another NCO ask me why it looked like I was having a migraine or seizure! I told him I was doing NCOERS , we laughed and said yeah know your pain!!!

[@johndoe-vm3dh]

I was in a unit. In FT Bliss. I was with a unit that was the worst of all. From the capt all the way down. Not one soldier deployed not the capt not top not on nco. And the officers. Well they had more badges on that uniform and never deployed. I was there for 2 years. Sad thing was a lot of new Wilfredo out of basic just wanted to leave the ranks. I told the soldiers it’s not like this in other bases or units. But they said there will always be units like this.

[@MrJoeylj]

Have you seen Carson and Polk

[@wcatholic1]

The Army of the 80's was chill, so long as you had your doo-doo in order. No deployments.

[@GOATPNW]

My last NCOER was my first with my new platoon sergeant. The entire year he gave shit like it was his job. He treated me like a private, his mere presence walking into my general area gave me anxiety. NCOER time came around and I was dreading it. I ended up getting rated highly qualified

[@dgeneeknapp3168]

Some people just suck all the fun out of the room.

[@dutchvanderlinde5004]

This is the best style of video you have ever made. I love your content. Keep em coming!

[@mikefish76]

In the Navy, they had us fill out your own eval and then “adjust” it from there. It’s funny having the eval you wrote read back to you as if you didn’t.

[@spzaruba5089]

Don't worry SGT. I'm positive you are going to live up to my expectations this whole year.

[@Nofilter1976]

Oh man, been out 16 years and its still the same lol. All it takes is 1 jealous NCO to absolutely ruin your NCOER. "Oh so your a fast tracker are you? well I'm going to slow you down". Next. Then an overweight out of shape African American female E-5 comes in with no military bearing and a loose mouth goes in next and they damn near pin E-6 on her despite her having a permanent PT profile and failing out of BNOC.

[@Penitent_Intent]

lol

[@ab5olut3zero95]

When we gonna talk about that out-of-regs stache, hmm?

[@ryannguyen7466]

Trivia: Hitler's stache is in reg.

[@robertdredden5474]

Torrence Yarborough BOOM!lol

[@gford1491]

Staches never out of regs

[@The97Moose]

🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭

[@justonrg]

it's in accordance with HR 670-1. That's Hollywood Regulation 670-1 Wear and Appearance of Army Hollywood Uniform and Insignia. 💥👍😎

[@OrbInDaFrame]

Drew finna give us something funny after after the last video

[@carlhicksjr8401]

That last one was rough.

[@OrbInDaFrame]

@@carlhicksjr8401 ikr

[@adrijansvensek6167]

I honestly thought he died and that video was made to tell us that

[@OrbInDaFrame]

@@adrijansvensek6167 I thought they were gonna put a joke at the end but that's shit was sad

[@adrijansvensek6167]

For real though why was the video that sad it looked like he died Was glad he didn'r though cuz he funny

[@yessir1274]

2:58 LMAO Loop hole😂

[@jackcarreno907]

EXACTLY!!!! Hit this right on the head. My NCOER was pretty much the same way. But, with minor changes. Brand new PLT SGT to our unit sets sights on cherry pvt female and sees I'm her team leader and fill in SQD LDR. So his master plan is to get me out of the way and totally tanks my NCOER. I call bullsh!t and go straight to 1SG and show him that it says basically I should be a SPC. Long story short he sides with me and after I PCS, sh!tbird gets demoted to funeral detail and relieved of command.

[@tothedome566]

"Fuckit I'll just say that I have PTSD"

[@jenmartinez8153]

Reminds me of counseling days. I was always talking shit in my head while they just went on and on. They wanna say I’m useless but yet they never lifted a finger to help. But they sure could bolt when the days almost over.

[@thenugget7288]

My blood pressure went up watching this lol

[@xpatches13]

Wow, I didn't think this would sound so close to the feedback session you'd receive in the AF!

[@billcampbell1627]

Wow thanks sarge, this one is way better than the last one.

[@willbo6530]

I retired (circa 2017) right as the new NCOER came out. Couldn’t believe they were pitting NCO’s directly against each other. Bad precedent.

[@hannahsellers8272]

Profile for LIFE!

[@ace_pilot_7040]

That how I feel when ever the teacher is scolding me

[@GOATPNW]

Ace Pilot The teacher? You schoolchildren have absolutely no idea the level of difference between a teacher scolding you and an nco in the army. This is coming from a teacher who is an army vet.

[@gildartsclive1315]

To be fair considering your lack of spelling maybe the teacher should be scolding you

[@firefighting.responder]

Awesome video loved it!!!!

[@archangelstormrider3695]

This is so clean. I love it

[@aliasdirect882]

Every parent teacher interview

[@whitefangkitty2]

I don't know if I ever got so hyped over a video before

[@ZimLanfire]

Beautifully done. You clapped back with the clap!

[@AWWWMAN80]

You two are awesome together

[@isprintslow8554]

I got back for Iraq. My chief gave the Early promote to someone who didn't. An I quote my chief "well we really didn't know what you were really doing out there, but (Jones) has been here just killing it for the last year. " I sign my eval and walked away an got out.

[@theshadowsovereign8914]

Hahahahha. 'I wonder if I killed you right here if I would get 5 or 10 years. Fu*k it, I'll just say I have PTSD.' lol *Canadian Forces Ex-Military Guy here. 6 years in. Signals Corps, Telecomm Lineman (052)-Combat trade*

[@AFOOmega]

Shit in the infantry we write our own NCOERs and then play round Robin with signing them lmao

[@thisguy6525]

I like how the e6 got sweaty.

[@j.chriswatson6847]

That was almost as jacked up, and true life, as the BS Air Force EPR or counseling sessions. E-5- I'm going to give you a 3 because you had a accident and broke the equipment 11 mos 29 days and 15 hrs ago. Your job proficiency needs improvement. Me (E-4)- Funny, considering I was ordered to operate said equipment by my training NCO. What's his name? Oh yeah SSgt YOU. This is coming from the giy who got a piece government stolen from a government truck downtown while eating out and got a firewall 5 from the Chief. Yeah this system works.

[@murder4055]

That was simple, sweet, and somehow satisfying.

[@non-fungibletoken5075]

P4L gotta love the guys who play the system well.

[@docrichardson7034]

In the Navy they do not see the rating until they have to sign, and then we allow them to write a retort if they choose. They don't have to sign it if they don't want to.

[@KagomeMorino]

Profile for life! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can't stop laughing.

[@hanestshirtsarecool]

0:59 😂🤣😅....Profile 4 LIFE!🤣😅😂👍🏾

[@tericlem6015]

Needs of improvements are not going to get very far with the lack of evidence. 4856, NCOER support forms, sworn statements, character boards etc. This is why quarterly counselings are important when you rate NCOs.

[@PedroGonzalez-ev4jg]

Excelente video perfecto grasias Pedro x desde Miami

[@anivrev1574]

One of my biggest worries it’s not being able to perfectly shave, i can get my face really clean but the neck god! I bleed to death before it’s perfect 😤

[@Pectures]

Laat video makes me cry this one made laugh thanks man!

[@ccvf1streg]

3:00 You know...That reminds me actually of that episode of Crank Yankers, Mr Berchum Calls a Security Company. Berchum:Mr Salvador Security Company Guy: Who! Berchum: your voice Reminds me of this Squad Leader Back in Nam, Never could get along with the man, Ended up Killing him in a Bar Fight. But That's besides the Point. Security Company Guy: DAMN RIGHT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT.

[@f.nasisi829]

3:55 Hell Yeah

[@FINALLYOUTAFTER7]

We just had NCO ER’s and boards. I cannot stop laughing because no shit this is exactly what happened….

[@tonynewburey8900]

yepp been there done that needs improvement with a 9 man squad 8 BSM 15 Arcoms a CRT in a Force XXI Mech Inf Company cross attached to Armor. CRT= Combat Repair Team = Maintenance

[@roccojohnson4600]

My squad leaders were not allowed to give anyone perfect scores on any reviews. They were required to come up with something that everyone needed improvement on in every section even if they had to make it up.

[@pinkrose5796]

Asked my 1st Sgt for my NCOER prior to leaving for BNCOC as I had orders to leave for Korea directly afterwards. He told me no and asked me if I thought he would screw me over. Told him yes as I wouldn't illegally do the paperwork for his girlfriend/ mistress who was an E,-3 with at least 2 Article 15's to re-enlist. He was also married. Came back from BNCOC, good review. Found out he had originally sent negative one to Sgt Major, who asked him why and to explain it. ( Still have the note that was attached to review- got it from person working with NCOERs). Another review was like the one above. I wrote a response that required additional pieces of paper which put me on the shortlist even more. It was worth it:)

[@ad7.5]

“F*ck it I’ll just say I have PTSD”.

[@victorforeman3311]

Awesome Vid!keep it up veteran bro. ARMY FA LIFE LOL, it was ok while it lasted

[@derrickthesen7008]

My lips are straight. But behind them. I am killing myself laughing.

[@mikewalker6920]

One of my last NCOER they told me to fill it out ,and if they agreed they would sign off on it GO ARMY lol

[@johnandrews4352]

Have work at 7... Hey look its 2am😑😑 yes lad I blame you😂😂🇦🇺🇦🇺

[@denieerham5873]

so 2:55 being second seems the best choice untill being first matter? 🤔

[@navillusnalyd]

Now e5 ncoers are just met standard and failed to meet to standard. It's not until E6 that's there is 4 blocks to choose from

[@dubcityknights]

That sounds exactly like the last ncoer I ever received before I left

[@strawberryhush1538]

So fucking realistic! Promotions in the Army suck and are just simply check the block. Leadership and higher will tell you otherwise with press like statements, but it is the core of toxicity & corruption within the ranks. I've seen just as others good Soldiers and leaders get out because of this aside from the countless other reasons and things in their place fall apart when realized last minute what they did. I don't excpect it to change, but you get what you get under a system like this. Also almost all of these NCOER & OER are LIES anyway.

[@yankofingerton7022]

3:00 favourite part lol

[@lucask6539]

Perfect video for a birthday. Bravo Zulu drew.

[@guntypesnlifegripes]

This ironic my ncoer is due feb 1 and I just finished my support form haha

[@FINALLYOUTAFTER7]

The accuracy is uncanny

[@CartwheelsInTheMoonlight]

The statue of peninsula. With a tree tv... All darnniet

[@misfitrader]

Dont take it personally hero, he just needed to rush so he could coach a little league team, hes got a plain white van full of uniforms for them to try on

[@escott3829]

Comment?... I Got Nothin'... Still in... E5, date of rank 1990.. Got slotted out in a Wet Dream of a Unit.. A MASH.. Repairing Medical Equipment and Runin' GenSets/Air Conditioners.. FINALLY changed MOSs to get my 6.

[@6254KLR]

I wrote a bad NCOER on one of my guys who had gotten a DUI and failed his PT test. Next thing I know, I am in the SGM's office getting asked why I want to ruin this guys career. That was followed by threats that if I didn't change it that they would ruin mine. He didn't like it when I told him I was getting out in 5 months and really didn't give a shit. NCOER's are garbage for the most part.

[@BeautiColors]

That was good. More plz

[@billychochita]

Bro my shaving profile was my most precious piece of document

[@billychochita]

@Patrick Flatley thats going above and beyond right there

[@EMShorts8]

Never got sat down for any of my NCORs. So, your telling me just use my PTSD and no jail time mmmhm haha

[@sempergumby1276]

When I hit a year as a Cpl I still hadn't done Cpls course. I didnt care about being promoted. Cant tell you how many times I got bitched at by 1stSgt when I was signing the non rec. Had my Ssgt literally begging me to go so 1stSgt would get off his back.

[@inspire4real907]

🤣 Drew you've done it again 🤣

[@larryr6084]

Well well well this guy just showed up.

[@dustyroads5753]

I have to say my NCO's were all top notch tbh from basic training DS's to 1st Sgts in the unit. .... the officers not so much 😑. I honestly never seen a single officer from 2nd Lt to full bird Col (only around a General once and he was old school and 👍) anywhere I didn't think wouldn't need "friendly fired" in combat so the rest of the team or unit could survive 😩.

[@majorhawker4776]

I had a PFC go AWOL from my fireteam and the bastard tried to blame me. He said his FireTeam Ldr, was going to pick him up after leave and drive him back to Lewis for free. He lived in Shreveport LA, I lived in a small town in the middle of Fl. His leave ended a week before mine, yet I was supposed to cut my leave off and bring his ass back to Ft. Lewis WA, a 5 day drive in my little pick-up truck for free, cause he blew all his money at the strip clubs. BTW at the time I was only an E2. Dco 4th/23rd. We started a brand new Company and shortly disbanded that unit 9 months later and we all got shipped to the wind. Best Unit I was ever in, and I have been in some good ones. Glad they brought back the 23rd Most Decorated Unit in the U.S. Army. Over one hundred Battle Streamers it took 3 hours to turn our Colors in, saddest and awesome day at the same time. Go Tomahawks.

[@brianellinger6622]

Yeah they woke me up and it's a party until like Monday something like that I need to make a sign or something

[@cleonrogers9011]

Your videos are a true reflection of what people want to say or do most times...... Am in 82nd and I would just be laughing in my head 😂😂😂....when I hear the other senior guys talk

[@indyjons321]

I'm just an E-4, I don't know anything.

[@anthonyramsey4346]

I never had an NCOER that I didn’t have to write myself.

[@brow276]

This is the kek I need

[@3Dani.]

“Fuck it... I’ll just say I have PTSD.” 😂💀

[@EddieLeal]

SSgt Myrtle may want to look at the reg for his mustache. Could use a little trimming. 🤣 😉

[@barryarron7]

We had this E7 same porno mustache no ever said shit to him.

[@EddieLeal]

@@barryarron7 🤣

[@melpowell9362]

Feeling every bit of this lol.

[@Manymannys95]

Shit how you make a super serious video then get me laughing all in one day

[@tiamat1296]

THE FN INFAMOUS PROFILE LMFAO😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣