Arnold Schwarzenegger Has A Basic Instinct

Arnold Schwarzenegger Has A Basic instinct
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[@MrRolyat98]

Oh man, when Arnold uncrossed his legs, I had genuine fear in my heart

[@LeoRousseau]

😂😂😂

[@IndyAvocadoKid]

Lol, why, because you thought it would be like the chest bursting alien scene from the first Alien movie?! 😂jk because I probably have too vivid an imagination 😊

[@feliciajenkins5041]

😂😅😂

[@Precious-hp1vu]

What was that thing between the legs... Does everybody have a thing like that between their legs or was it just that person.

[@IndyAvocadoKid]

@@Precious-hp1vu hi-tech merkin, possibly. Or maybe a dangerous chastity belt, literally a killer robot type of chastity belt 🤣

[@JLCra87]

The Jurassic Park line had me dying lol.

[@pineapplesideways3820]

Newmon the postman is at the interigation

[@lonniepoet]

Hmm.... I want to see Arnold as the talking raptor from Jurassic Park 3 now... Lol

[@esrjhgbweouringrsg]

JP would never be the same without HA HA HA YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD

[@lupinvash3]

@@esrjhgbweouringrsg PLLEEEEAAAASE!!!! GODDAMIT I HATE this hacking crap!!

[@stevencorrea8032]

Lol😂😢😮😮😢😢😂😂😂😂

[@torreydunn7034]

the terminator face and sound had me laughing so hard

[@celebrityrog]

Me too! *insert terminator theme*

[@Roshenbo]

OMG!! The, "Aren't you that bastard that ruined Jurassic Park?" comment, made me spit my coffee EVERYWHERE! My stomach hurt I was laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣

[@williambilinski]

Give this man a Webby Award already! 🏆

[@ClickClack_Bam]

Sounds like a sex move.

[@theyearwas1473]

Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton. Yeah that sounds like Sharon stone. Edit didn't see it said exo

[@beamlarochelle5001]

Hahaha yes

[@mightbegenius]

she was immensely beautiful during these years. Probably the hottest actress in hollywood at the time. They all turn to plastic surgery b/c none of them can deal with getting old

[@MarcosElMalo2]

Excuse me while I buff one out.

[@kleetus92]

@@MarcosElMalo2 dun dun dun dun dun.... dun dun dun dun dun...

[@teegees]

Living tissue over a stone exoskeleton, rather

[@impartialobserver3099]

Schwarzenegger & Stallone as "Bill & Ted" would be most excellent

[@Xenphier]

Excellent!

[@jaywv1981]

Stallone as Bill for sure

[@beauxr.benoit1374]

@@jaywv1981 One Blonde - Bill, Arnold. One Brunette, Ted, Sly.

[@jaywv1981]

@@beauxr.benoit1374 But Alex Winter who plays Bill looks alot like Stallone in the face...especially around the eyes.

[@beauxr.benoit1374]

@@jaywv1981 Okay, I have to say your right. But it would make a good movie.

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

"Nice beaver." "Thanks, I just had it stuffed."

[@nebulaquinn]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeremybelcher1727]

“Let me help you with that”.

[@AndrasMihalyi]

"She was the kind of woman that made you want to drop to your knees and thank god you were a man. Yeah...she reminded me of my mother alright"

[@smallies7154]

more twists and turns that chubby checker in a blender

[@100hooker]

I laughed so hard when they came out of watching Platoon laughing and smiling.

[@castlebravocrypto1615]

These deepfakes have completely rewritten my childhood

[@atomicdancer]

'Basic Instinct' was a childhood favorite of mine, too

[@VAFranky]

Oh damn why were you watching this as a child? 😂 Hopefully you're just referring to Jurassic Park and Terminator.

[@castlebravocrypto1615]

@@atomicdancer extremely poor parental supervision 🤣🤣 I'm a warped MF'r

[@ThatSexyNerdReacts]

Why did your childhood contain basic instinct lol

[@cmdrreggit]

@@ThatSexyNerdReacts As a child, I knew how to program my VCR to record at specific times... ...My parents didn't 😏

[@jessehernandez0715]

Arnold acting range, know no bounds. 😆

[@hawk66100]

Another clip he should’ve won an Oscar for. 😂

[@lorettaalvarez3655]

😂😂😂

[@IndyAvocadoKid]

Indeed, from Conan the Barbarian to this beautiful and sexy monstrosity now, he has real versatile acting range 😂

[@lunakat7020]

@@IndyAvocadoKid Sexy Monstrosity Lmfaooo!!

[@IndyAvocadoKid]

@@lunakat7020 heh, The Sexy Monstrosity would be a good old school Wrestling nickname, maybe?! 🤔😀🤣 …”In this corner, defending his title, the Human Death Star…. And in the other corner, a rising newcomer weighing in at 390 pounds of pure muscle, his challenger, The Sexy Monstrosity!!!” 😏😳😂😸 at which point bachelorette She-Hulk may fall in love 🥰😏😂jk

[@nebulaquinn]

Hearing Arnold asked if they ever f**ked on cocaine 😂😂😂😂

[@IndyAvocadoKid]

The only time a movie character can be aroused and terrified at the exact same time 😂jk

[@roskar]

The idiot in Jurassic Park 😂😂😂 No, it’s Newman! 🤣

[@MooseMeus]

i died

[@gilbert8162]

Can you believe he hates Keith Hernandez?

[@zarategabe]

Thanks Dad

[@ChatGPT1111]

Hello Newman! 😂

[@paulwiffin2452]

Newman

[@JasonNation72]

It's amazing that Arnold can Totally Recall all of Sharon Stone's lines in this scene!

[@clementrawlins9151]

He should, they did THAT movie together 😂

[@urrigongreyjoy]

This just get more and more powerful.

[@keepinitreal42069]

Terminator music had me dying 😂😂😂😂

[@stevencorrea8032]

I wish you would have did to Total Recall movie music with him and Sharon Stone

[@dreimann]

​@@stevencorrea8032 - oh man, yeah. Somehow weave in: "Consider that a divorce!"

[@mickmost4190]

the laugh at the end! sublime

[@SewerTapes]

"Have you ever fu-ked on cocaine, Nick?" I'm dead. This killed me.

[@lyndamason1665]

Cocainum!

[@dreimann]

​@@lyndamason1665 - yeah, missed opportunity.

[@GIJose]

These series of videos only reaffirm that Arnold could be in any role. He’s fantastic as an actor.

[@sosocrazy1234]

"Wait a second, aren't you that bastard that ruined jurassic park?" God... 😂😂😂

[@Scythersmile1]

Only thing better would be “hello Newman…”

[@Langkowski]

@@Scythersmile1 Then one would have to first hire Seinfeld in the role

[@brett19890]

Arnie's Instinct 🤣

[@user-wq8yq9el6v]

Total Instinct

[@seanryan3020]

Termininstinct 😎

[@IndyAvocadoKid]

“The Running Newman”, because he actually saw what was between Arnies’ legs 😂jk

[@BatmanPops]

Sharon Stone face never looked so Stone Hard before today 👀😄😂😂😁

[@chazwickjeffriesvonbronswi9922]

My girlfriend loves these, everyday I show her and she cracks up😂

[@lostlove3392]

You don't have a girlfriend.

[@dowjones5981]

Your mom is my girlfriend! Mmmm mmmm!

[@TheeCobra]

I don't want to destroy my youth completely. The thumbnail did half of that already.

[@bigislander72]

PTSD status!!

[@GamingProspector84]

“John… John, I can’t get Jurassic Park back online without Dennis Nedry”

[@tntnelson6307]

These Arnold edits are freakin killing me 😂

[@shelbyvillerules9962]

I wonder if before Arnie killed Catherine Tramell and took her form, he said “Consider dat a de-force”

[@wingman-1977]

This is getting creepy. I wonder if Arnie has seen any of these?

[@raddastronaut]

All of them. He is a subscriber.

[@matthewbittenbender9191]

No doubt. But I think he'd approve.

[@theherald3117]

His favorite lines are the ones about boobies

[@scotshanley]

🤣 God I hope so he'd probably be pissing his pants laughing at them lol 🤣😂🤣😂

[@phillipbaker1950]

Of course he has. He can't wait for the next one!

[@bensmith7577]

Give that man an Oscar. Bravo Arnie! Best performance of the year! 🎉😅😅

[@lilsqueezie]

When Arnold flashes his junk "it's nice" and the terminator music plays. Hahaha 👏👏

[@ColinGrym]

♪My mind is telling me noooo, but my body....MY BODY IS TELLING ME YEEAAAHHESSSSS♪

[@GazB85]

😂

[@stevencorrea8032]

I see a lot wrong with bumping and grinding

[@universal3024]

“Come get to this chopper. If you can ..”

[@robattard80]

Ironically, Sharon Stone actually looks like this now 🤣

[@vagueann5506]

🤣 PS. Thank you for the censoring Arnie going commando 😅

[@Steve-qz3wi]

I saw what u did there good one!😂😂😂

[@milesinwyatteandcora]

Now to come full circle we need arnies head in deadpool 2 when wade does it

[@MellowYellowMan]

Terminator goes deep!

[@stevencorrea8032]

Just like Alice in Wonderland. Going down the rabbit hole, but I don't want to go down that rabbit hole

[@nemesisbreakz]

😂 that snatch is the terminator

[@ricogoldstar]

Would of been awesome of he called him NEWMAN!

[@Gemini_Godhand]

I'm on a "f*** work I'm binge watching" frame of mind.

[@Earthslastlegend]

The Jurassic Park line almost broke me😂!!!

[@DaniMacYo]

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen I can’t stop laughing. It’s brilliant. 😂🤣

[@cloudstreets1396]

Arnold totally called out Nedry. Awesome

[@TheMPScout]

Gunny Hartman, with Jim carry as pvt pyle please 🙏

[@theherald3117]

With Stallone as Private Joker, and Arnold as Pyle 😂

[@AO-mx9tk]

You had me at the thumbnail. Hilarious!

[@James-cs2wi]

So funny man and and that dress really suits Arnold 🤣

[@FreedomCompatriots]

Took the words right out of my mouth that Jurassic Park bastard lol!🤣

[@Importssuckass]

OH god I can't stop laughing the boobies line always gets me, but the surprise all us men were waiting for was fucking brilliant and funny as hell well done sir!!

[@erichaupt77]

I'd like to see Arnold as Alex from A Clockwork Orange!

[@ryantpaschal]

Now that truly is a deadly chastity belt

[@chrisrowe6340]

I still tried to freeze it, 20 years and counting

[@GazB85]

He came, he saw and he came again.

[@bradyvelvet9432]

Omg! This is insane! 😂😂😂

[@pedrovideoproductions3587]

Crossing the legs with the terminator music 😂😂 genius, im loving these arnold ones

[@IndyAvocadoKid]

I agree, the mashup of movies is insanely funny 😂

[@oldskool1977]

😂😂😂 *Arnie always with the BOOOOOOBIES!!!!*

[@account3m]

The Terminator music is such a nice touch 😅

[@vooveks]

Newman looking at that robot cooch like it’s a Drakes coffee cake.

[@donaldreed3210]

The Terminator head had me thinking of Aliens. Expecting it to jump out at any moment.

[@Quantum_015]

Damn the Jurassic Park part killed me 🤣

[@High_Key]

“Hey wait a second, aren’t you that guy from Jurassic Park?” *“Clever girl”*

[@Superman20000]

Whoever made this lost the opportunity of saying "kokainum" like Arnold in the movie, red heat

[@kleetus92]

Ohhhh!!!! That would have been even more epic!

[@mr.nobody6977]

Arnold Schwarzenegger as the cavegirl from 1 million years BC would be priceless. 😂😂😂😂😂 He reminds of my old school teacher from 5th grade.😅😅😂😂😂

[@Deadmancrawler]

"I have a big surprise 4 u right, and i will give u a hint, it is not my boobys!" LMao. Jurassic park literally broke me as well

[@matthewbittenbender9191]

Basic Schwarzenegger!

[@wobbers99]

My instinct is confused.

[@sataniccannibal]

I absolutely love every single one of these 😂🤣. Dying right here

[@Astrochronic]

So we're going the one-trick Pony route then, eh?

[@skylx0812]

I was expecting the talking envelope from The 5th Element, _"You're a WINNER!"_

[@zacmonarch4845]

Woke the kids up laughing at the Jurassic park comment

[@yongyea4147]

He was the best part of Jurassic Park

[@Randomonium66]

The fuckin Terminator moment almost made me spill my drink😂

[@monkeymonkey8526]

Brian you're gonna kill me with this stuff! Lmao!

[@SteadyBark96720]

Arny is such a diverse actor….ess…

[@hijinx3608]

Dude you freaking rule big time... I love these videos... Twisted creepy and funny it's so good

[@rgrif777]

The graphics and voiceovers are incredible. Thank you!

[@brunoconco9197]

Arnold teasing the next Terminator movie

[@christophermyers3758]

OMG, it was the "Beavernator"! 🤣

[@norseman43211]

Could see the terminator arriving with tune. Good work.

[@GlenB1963]

Champagne comedy. Please keep the coming. How about doc Brown freaking out about 1.21 gigiawatts. That would be fun.

[@mikejaggs6722]

Man!! These get better and better!! You crack me up!! 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@choward874]

Omg! The Jurassic park bit😂😂

[@myleelorna6368]

I don’t remember this Seinfeld episode! 😂😂

[@Support_Trump_and_Human_Art]

This is the final straw, I'm going to lose my mind now.

[@gmonroy852]

This is going to give me nightmares now

[@conniecarroll747]

The terminator skull between the legs was great.

[@pineapplesideways3820]

Newman liked what he saw

[@phillipbaker1950]

We need Arnie as Cousin Vinny!

[@brenthaugen1270]

Dude, you’re a genius 😂👍🏻

[@Garrett7584]

Hahaha, this keeps getting better

[@walkerpeterson1149]

Arnie's killing it.keep em coming

[@alcidesprieto1967]

Arnold was born for this role😂

[@tonyweaver2353]

Now get ready for the big surprise. You, are not you, you are me.

[@bap172]

Don't stop! 😂😂

[@seanryan3020]

This was Arnold's screen test for Basic Instinct. He was actually first choice, but he had a scheduling conflict, so they went with Sharon Stone.

[@yeah_nah...]

Welp, im going down the rabbit hole

[@wrathchild68]

0:50 Thank god that bit was blanked out!! I would have been scarred for life!!!

[@txzombie8282]

These are just too good! Lol 😂 Do Arnold as Julia Robert's in Pretty Woman

[@dornelli1]

this shit is just too fuckin funny im on the floor

[@kingginger3335]

The Terminator music and the Jurassic Park line. Bravo, sir. Bravo. Comedy Gold

[@ASSASSIN19923]

enough internet for me

[@terriquinlan7683]

I have seen the true face of horror. I swear I will not kill anybody.

[@BruceWayne-fs8ty]

When Arnie uncrossed his legs...ABSOLUTE FEAR.

[@antoniomontana9430]

Arnold as John Wick...that would be awesome!

[@ryanelmore7800]

If someone had told me today would be the day I saw Arnold's Termiballs.....😂