ArraySeven: Would You Rather....

✙Thanks for watching!✙
▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼
📈 If you liked the video, hit the "Like" button and subscribe!
The more I see you all like what I do, the more I'll post!
Go Check out Trav's Channel!
/ @travingel
📈Wanna see more? Come check out my channel!
🔗 / arrayseven 🔗
📈And don't forget, we're always welcoming new member to our Steam Group!
Join for video updates, stream announcements, giveaways, and a chance to be in one of my videos!
🔗 steamcommunity.... 🔗
♫Outro music can be found here:♫
🔗 tinyurl.com/qg8... 🔗
👔 Want some ArraySeven Stuff? Check out the Merchandise! 👔
🔗 shop.spreadshir... 🔗
✪A bit on the video✪
This is the best of almost an hour of both Trainhinge and I playing TF2 would you rather, where all the questions are things you would have been okay with not thinking about!

[@minedrive9109]

soldier calls his girlfriend son, because it's a military term. it's just like Hulk Hoggin saying brother, it's gender neutral for soldier

[@masterzoroark6664]

A gender neutral son

[@annefrank1232]

What Hulk be Hoggin??????

[@cindervee478]

Hulk Hoggin I'm fucking dying

[@oraandrip5266]

@@annefrank1232 your mom

[@Barakon]

He says son as we say bruh right?

[@Xalerdane]

The beta name for Mad Milk was ‘Mann Milk’. Draw your own conclusions.

[@lShadow426l]

The mad milk is scouts own idea after taking last Mann standing pills meant to make you last longer in bed.

[@botttproductions150]

Oh........ OH NOOOOOOOOOO

[@travelsizedarchie]

The captions on the weapon says “Level 99 Non-Milk Substance”

[@mattfromwiisports9414]

Mann's Milk

[@LargoCone]

Oh... k

[@Dominator-xi7zy]

19:19 you look into each other's eyes, and say,- *i have a headache*

[@menacingduke2415]

I would Go with soldier. Literally the only time i would get to fight naked in honey.

[@DumbassDoggie]

@@menacingduke2415 I rather be covered in honey than covered in piss

[@mango4723]

Menacing Duke 241 y e s

[@Div3rDown]

If anyone wants to know what he says in french, it translates to “haha yes yes bread” and he also says “one two three that’s croissant flavor.”

[@WeeTheGee]

Non, il dit « eau de toilette » pas « un deux trois » :)

[@thepetrarcticwar2778]

@@WeeTheGee remove baguette

[@WeeTheGee]

The PetrarcticWar no i’ll never remove that baguette comment

[@syweb2]

The second one is actually "croissant cologne"/"Cologne of Croissant," I think.

[@irondragon9775]

69th like

[@delvanhoward3706]

Funny thing about the Sniper and Administrator, their voice actors are Husband and Wife.

[@zioneyoshida8749]

Dun dun dun

[@estebanpavez6361]

Delvan Howard dammit i was going to coment dat

[@silverknight2101]

That's probably why he chose that specific scenario

[@ineedpineapples]

Delvan Howard I actually did not know that

[@Jordan1159_VA]

Delvan Howard Sniper gets it from the administrator either way

[@orsuszoktavir156]

The spy isn't bisexual. He's spysexual

[@princesscadance197]

Shame! Shame! Shame!

[@user-li9py2pe3q]

Buttsexual

[@masterzoroark6664]

Yeah, he goes sexy on you with his invisibility on

[@aidanpina1182]

Get out NOW (plz)

[@ftw_itzanimation9070]

Orsus Zoktavir ha ha ha

[@NotHappernot]

ArraySeven: spit roast? Is that what the kids are doing? Me: dear god, I hope not...

[@Isaac_646]

Eh whatever

[@UnknownEntity6139]

Oh god I'm looking at that in my mind and just ewww

[@shaneespinoza5343]

I had the same thought XD

[@RiddlerEdits.]

YeH

[@RoadMC2]

17:00 "isnt that rap battle..."

[@DellTheCreator]

Fun fact about demoman: his liver straight up left him at one point in the comics. And he was sober the entire time it was gone. But when his liver came back he was drunk again.

[@FiSH-iSH]

his liver doesnt filter alcohol anymore it produces it

[@theslamjamfrincisco2820]

no, he turned his lung into a brewing facility to stay drunk

[@krazykount]

I can confirm that=-

[@masterzoroark6664]

@@FiSH-iSH Or stores it or both

[@SM-qt1xd]

"Uncle, I call uncle" *uncle Dane shows up 5 seconds later* "You called?"

[@Lizard-og3iy]

Burger McDonald lol

[@shrilleth]

With the gunslinger on his arm

[@TheSilentVoid_]

Dear God. XD

[@charadreemurr4626]

Okay good thing I am not the only one who thought that

[@31hashtag]

dispenser going up

[@Passw0rdYT]

4:38 if you chose the spy making you dinner, get ready for some delicious cornish game hen

[@user-ys3jq3uf4p]

Joseph Stalin miniature Cornish game hen

[@whatthehellisthisaccount8984]

I remember you from somewhere.

[@mattfromwiisports9414]

He's pretty good at gutting cornish game hens

[@CCheukKa]

I don't know... I may become the game hen

[@henryjayne8766]

With added poison

[@inger13]

Look into his eyes and say "I have a headache"

[@esperanzas3704]

I laughed so hard at that part

[@I-TM-I]

Ikr

[@yoshmaster9isplace635]

I have a headache

[@flarionfirewolf]

So romantic isn't it?

[@deepfriedsand]

also the medic can overheal but mercy can't

[@Anino_Makata]

marios frag Plus, Mercy's character is just boring. She has a lot going on with her fanon lore (if you consider porn to be lore), but she hasn't made an important appearance in even the cinematic shorts. Medic? He gets a lot of good moments in the Meet The Team shorts, in Expiration Date, and in the comics. Not to mention, mad German scientist who gambles with the devil himself is waaaaaaaaaay more interesting than a perfect angel doctor wannabe.

[@akisa7865]

@@Anino_Makata don't forget the fact that the medic brought the sniper back to life

[@Anino_Makata]

@@akisa7865 And why did he do it? Partly it was because he considered Sniper as a friend, but it was implied that he also did it just because he wanted to defy known medical science. Mercy figured it out, because she wants to help people. This isn't necessarily a bad thing, but it just makes her character bland.

[@brodyatkinson1960]

UNLIMITED POWER

[@augustus5481]

But mercy can overload you

[@rivera9494]

14:00 "Please no, I call Uncle!" Well if you're getting fisted by a gunslinger, calling out for Uncle Dane won't do much because he's probably the one with the gunslinger.

[@rightleft4509]

It makes things sexier

[@TF2Scout..]

Oh no

[@doktorryeen5124]

"All the juices stay in the Pyro." -Array, 2016

[@gipsydanger5802]

Pyro is a girl?

[@TF2Scout..]

Agreed

[@MrKasenom]

Well this went from straight to gay rather quickly.

[@xxx_kingpepper_xxx7816]

Would you rather 1: fuck the Pyro no matter what gender 2: do so gross things that I don't want to explain to the administrator my answer is before I say it I'm not gay but I would fuck the Pyro no matter what gender

[@sbraypaynt]

Says the creep with the anime profile pic

[@Giygas-c5n]

*_2 fockin' gay 8===D_*

[@unknownuser8967]

Well who knows? Pyro could be an old lady anyway even an old man! I'll chose admin any day

[@firestar12]

Just how I like it

[@CJ-ql6vg]

Im pretty sure that I would go with medic emptying a clip of syringes in my bum, cause', I'm 90% sure those needles are anesthetic, and you would only feel the first one.

[@suntzu2272]

They do harm in game why would they be anesthetic. But the crusaders crossbow would be different

[@matthewhamilton2913]

@@suntzu2272 if they harm others, why do they heal teamates? none of it makes sense anyways

[@lShadow426l]

@@matthewhamilton2913 everyone canonically had a baboon heart transfer to survive an Uber charge and this doesn't make sense.

[@matthewhamilton2913]

@@lShadow426l did scout ever get that pidgeon removed?

[@lShadow426l]

@@matthewhamilton2913 I think after his death, there would be enough time for Archimedes to pick himself out since the tf2 gang are all basically immortal

[@darrenheart6183]

"How can the scout drink radioactive soda?" And yet we don't question anything else

[@easysqweasy]

How can medic's medigun fix scout's teeth, but not demoman's eye?

[@fudjfjdufjfjt5161]

easysqweasy Read the comics

[@sophsfavvids]

Bonk is not very effective on scout because he is already a loon

[@Asshat-ey4nf]

@@easysqweasy I know it's been 3 months but his eye is cursed

[@noideawhatnametouse7302]

Darren Heart yeah we don’t question how the demoman can live of alcohol and he can make it with his own organs

[@friedwater6519]

5:39 flat earthers trying to produce evidence

[@mayapap4ya]

Ripex the Crocogator are you a flat earther?

[@wendysobamaman2179]

This is good

[@SpringutiGG]

He wants Travis D

[@gerragotheallidile]

@@mayapap4ya No

[@alchemist3661]

Anyone: The earth is round FE's: uh, I, it- jus-... Heavys fingers, are thicker than most tf2 characters necks

[@protocolnoscope7038]

The gunslinger has critcals 16:28 on every third hit you better be hopeing he never launch up a third hit up u boi

[@masterzoroark6664]

Critical texan fisting

[@carpet_appetite]

Yep. That's my favorite game mode: ctf (critical texan fisting)

[@daohq5451]

HEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAHHH....

[@YumeIsGone]

@Brady Sherman what the fuck

[@camhedmr_5593]

16:09 "your torso is the new demoman" is seriously underrated.

[@funnybaby4888]

Uncle Dane fisting Array with the gunslinger actually sounds like a legitimate fanfic.

[@aliciajackman8411]

it is

[@salsaandbrwx1449]

+Hi OH GOD NO!

[@trashbutbetter309]

N I N E

[@LegethDrn]

Sir i must ask you to don't

[@ditto7047]

W h y

[@Bryan-he8lh]

"Mad Milk" I've always called it "Scouts Jizz In A Jar"

[@your_local_road_cone1194]

That’s why the scout has a reputation of going fast.

[@justanalias5642]

@@your_local_road_cone1194 he cumes to the battle fast.

[@tomoba5323]

I named my mad milk medic juice lmfao

[@wikwokbingbong1280]

"Miss Pauling's Dream Cream"

[@ancloud8459]

Why use a sock when you have a glass jar?

[@kevinyu7363]

For the suit question, why would you pick a rubber, sweaty, anti-flame suit worn by a demented psychopath over a luxurious tuxedo worn by a Frenchman?

[@coreypatton6290]

Kevin Yu I prefer neither, I'd on like wearing suits, even if it's for a performance.

[@hunter-bros8543]

Because if I did wear it I could actually use it to save lives instead of have a suit I would probably burn and use it as kindle

[@reecehenry543]

Also, the pyro suit is burned at the feet an it would be really hot, and the spy likes staying clean (proof is in taunts and comics)

[@Setuaro]

It's your life if you get burnt with a light-ass tux.

[@Noahthelasercop]

Because of the anti-flame part of it. (I'm not one of the people who'd choose it, just pointing that out.)

[@lamarrtheheadcrab4679]

3:45 the jet pack taunt. You’re welcome

[@messiyer13]

Cease.

[@rafaelcosta8291]

Thanks

[@bestduelistever2374]

Omg I thought he was gonna say mercy I'm so proud he chose medic

[@edgyone5265]

BK Me too😂

[@Cdazzz]

YES OVERWATCH IS SUCC I AGREE

[@generalsalt5059]

Amen

[@dankmemes6781]

Same

[@KodiakKetchup]

Everyone:Mercy is hated and Medic is loved. Me: seems legit

[@Ottstop]

Have you seen the mad milks crafting recipe? Jarate and RECLAIMED METAL to make it. You made the right choice.

[@estebanpavez6361]

Ottstop and jarate recipe?

[@shrilleth]

Esteban Pavez uncraftable

[@sbraypaynt]

People are worried that it’s cum You absolute dunce

[@Fleeblorp]

So sandviches are made out of metal and the dalakohs bar is made out of a sandvich.

[@masterzoroark6664]

It recharges as you go. And jarate comes from Sniper's penis. Guess what non milk substance comes out from there as well

[@samburgess450]

ARRAY: YOU look into EACH other's eyes and SAY. TRAVIE: I have a headache ME: *fall out of chair Laughing*

[@djordjepopovic7568]

That profile picture though. Sam , what the actual hell!!??!!??

[@iamgeobomb5969]

The mad milk is made by scout, in his bedroom...

[@newbluheavy1258]

I Don't want to know

[@stomyed22]

if im correct its radiated milk,atleast thats what the wiki says...

[@ijnisus6273]

@@stomyed22 whoosh

[@theresarayner5726]

I AM THE MILKMAN, MY MILK IS DELICIOUS!

[@doctoroktoberfest7840]

It’s white stuff

[@jerkdrian9556]

When TF2 has been released 10 years ago. And the Medic can heal, Uber, and revive in MvM. Overwatch's Mercy couldn't do a lot of those

[@randomfolk9545]

Don’t forget about projectile shield

[@Chagogo]

Admittedly, I was with Trav and thought you meant in the suit with the person.

[@moody-Bayonetta]

same

[@bluebass5061]

I think a majority of the people watching thought the same thing

[@WTK55]

Array did word that oddly.

[@Rhike]

Perverts. I didn't think of that one bit.

[@arkdirfe]

Well, it's the most common meaning of "Share a suit."

[@dr.ludwigtheredmedic8897]

Vould You Rather: Get Backstabbed OR Get Sniped

[@Star-nl5id]

Dr. Ludwig the RED Medic. Sniped so it ends quicker

[@estebanpavez6361]

Dr. Ludwig the RED Medic a real backstab is not instant death

[@MaxRattlehed]

Get sniped. END MY MISERY!!!

[@pandoratheclay]

I would rather have people throw dutch stereotypes in my faces

[@julesedelweiss]

Reply to : Esteban Pavez Actually it is. The position of the Spy's knife in reality gets brought down on a nerve called the Carotid artery that would instantly kill you should it be severed.

[@justanotheridiot8906]

14:21 That my friends is the sound of gay panic

[@little_foxy9118]

Rawww😏

[@bread_time255]

Yes

[@vladicoste4299]

"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough" -Travingel 2016

[@stidgeon2880]

You need jarate to craft mad milk, you know that right?

[@mothcatcher893]

oh dear god

[@xchasexgamerx2865]

Jeasus Christ.......

[@adel4476]

Yolomc21405 *J e a s u s*

[@BotAurelionSol]

You don't need jarate, you need the botle

[@pugofcrowbar6242]

Alexander Guerrero you need jarate not bottle like the game says

[@yamimari5607]

When array said he’d go with the spitroast I just shouted “SHES OLD AND DECAYING!” Emphasis on decaying by the way haha. I mean not by much but that machine is running short of its Australium

[@menacingduke2415]

Well it really just depends on *when*

[@mohammadwaled409]

@@menacingduke2415 at the end of the last comic That should be pleasant

[@nataliaborys1554]

Well, I think I want to anwser these questions as well. So: 1. Medic (because I don't play Overwatch so choosing the one I know is a logical choice) 2. Spy (for same reasons that were presented in the video) 3. Dinner with spy (just because) 4. Bonk in the eye (because I will survive it no matter if I loose my sight. Heavy could choke me to death.) 5. Race with the scout (I'm actually a pretty good runner sooooo) 6. Syringe gun. (No further comment on this one XD) 7. Fight with Soldier (Since I'm underaged I have little to no experiance with alcohol so I would throw up or pass out pretty quickly. I have sword fighting experience tho) 8. Jarate (since I believe Mad Milk maaaay be semen...) 9. Gun slinger (because Heavy has more chance of killing me) 10. Pyro with lolichop licker (because the thing is... I'm a woman, so nipples are far more important to me than to men. And I don't care what gender would Pyro be since I'm bisexual. So yeah.) 11. Fuck the Pyro (Again. Bisexual. No matter what gender he/she is it'll be okay for me) 12. Sniper (Fuck the hygine, soldier on steroids can have weird ideas and I want my ass in one piece)

[@Doomgel]

I will play: 1. Medic. Crazy German Doctor is way more fun then a ultra peaceful genius. 2.Pyro: It is WAY easier to clean and disinfect flame retardant suit rubber then cloth. Additionally, The suit wouldn't fit me. 3.Spy's dinner. Might as well die happy and full rather then kidney failure. 4.Heavy's finger. Throats heal, Radioactive eyes... not so much 5.Race Scout. I can take heckling. No arm would suck. 6. 40 shots in butt. They dispense fast enough that it would only last a second. plus Boston Basher to the ear is certain death. 7. Sword Fight with Soldier. I play Dark Souls, I got this (kappa) 8. Jarate... Scout is dispensing white stuff into a bottle.... nah. I'll take the piss. 9. I'd rather have my head caved in then the gun slinger turning my intestines into soup. 10. Lolichop Licker- sounds interesting. 11. Pyro... I reallly hope pyro is a girl 12. Romantic night and Roided up don't go together.... But I bet it would be fun to watch soldier fight something. I'll take soldier

[@cynrui3471]

... I would take mercy because revive and stuff

[@elysiankentarchy1531]

1. Medic because he is more entertaining and my TF2 favoritism plays out here. And thanks to MvM he has revival powers too so nothing to worry about. 2. Spy, worse comes to worse me and him can just split the dry cleaning bill. 3. Dinner made by the spy, French food sounds lovely and my family has a history of kidney problems. 4. Bonk in the eye, I value having teeth and keeping my jaw hinged. 5. Armwrestle the heavy, yeah I would lose but it would be more fun than racing scout. 6. Boston Basher, nothing said how far I have to put the q tip in and I am deathly afraid of needles. 7. Drinking contest with Demoman, I can just concede later on and I have a fondness for vodka so I would use that as my drink 8. Jarate, don't trust the madmilk 9. Head crush by heavy, I would rather that than lose the ability to sit for the rest of my life 10. Pyro with the lolichop licker, I would rather not have the pain of engie pinching my nipples with that 11. Pyro, while I am a straight male that does make things awkward if s/he happens to be a guy (which is my headcanon most of the time) but I will make sure to have the drinking contest with Demoman before that just to make sure. That and spitroasting is too weird for me. Well for either one I would need plenty of alcohol come to think of it. 12. Soldier, while I do personally think he is roided out at least a tenth of the time so it wouldn't be a drastic change he would make for a far more entertaining evening than Sniper.

[@mongodroid4842]

ACTUALLY the mad milk, although is listed as a non-milk substance, according to the workshop page is a milk with "sweet thermonuclear radiation"

[@chaosbros7744]

what if I told you that pyro might be a sintient flame or an alien because he can summon fire and in the invasion update sfm he is shown holding a capsule and waving at the aliens

[@pubcle]

"They always say that milk does a body good. What they don't know is that we've carefully infused our cows with some sweet wholesome thermonuclear radiation. Our milk tastes great and it will also give you the strength to kick ass!" - Mad Milk advertisement

[@fidoandthecakes4468]

So either way your getting radiation in you.

[@benjaminwilde6541]

So for the spitroast, The Administrator looks about mid 20's at the end of comic #6 after she uses about six months of Australium at once.

[@xan9224]

Literally every time the pyro is in one of these I pick it...

[@ZombieZed]

*insert concerned pepe here*

[@irondragon9775]

Do you have a death wish? Or do you just REALLLLLY wanna know what gender the pyro is

[@messiyer13]

@@irondragon9775 No, even worse. They’re betting on Pyro being female.

[@thatdudnum67potatoe45]

@@irondragon9775 bro you could just wash it out with a hose

[@George-id1zn]

Well she is a female after all maybe only the blue pyro

[@X-SPONGED]

Travis : "drink Jarate or Mad milk" Satan : "I just want to say that I am a huge fan"

[@julie6770]

"Your Torso Is The New Demoman" So his nipple grows wings at halloween night and attacks everyone?..Fair enough.

[@newbluheavy1258]

Yep

[@allither5699]

Array: I'll go with the medics seringes Medic quote: oops that was not medicine Me:??????

[@TeufortCTF]

*OOPS ZAT WASNT MEDICINE*

[@transorm987]

The joke is that he's not healing

[@adamfejes6995]

*Meme Lord* or drugs

[@cryptidiot8409]

Welp, looks like I have 40 shots of heroin coursing through my ass now

[@somethingwitty2747]

@@adamfejes6995 or maybe urine

[@BaconBotVbeta]

"I'll find a hole that works." Travingel.

[@acecout3876]

4:54 was foreshadowing, because now, array is posting again, but with a kinda sad reason. Good luck array, I hope times get better for you.

[@undead923]

I can't believe their "drunk robot" theory was confirmed in Issue 6

[@filthyfrank8328]

If the Pyro handed you his suit you know who he was or he just have another shoot on

[@Dinotron-rs4lu]

And a suit under that one

[@newbluheavy1258]

Pyro where's 12 suits they wrote on a note that it was cold

[@realultraformerlyultranact6542]

its a reptile person

[@veryscaryreaper8883]

ArraySeven: “the downside of the pyro is that their gender is a mystery” Me, a bisexual: sweet! Loot box!

[@connormcgehee9349]

Not one likes loot boxes

[@DoubleSidedSpoon]

@@connormcgehee9349 Well, i guess bisexuals do

[@connormcgehee9349]

@@DoubleSidedSpoon good point

[@burghelyaficionado9567]

Ass is unisex.

[@Florida_boy]

Medic: I can make you imortal for a short period of time and heal you above your maximum health. Me character arch is rather interesting and am an important character in lore. Mercy: Look at me! I'm flyyying!

[@Banana-ku3ok]

Oh god oh no what have you done

[@cheddartaco]

haha quickfix go brrrr

[@thatlittlemonstrosity]

Don’t forget about him being insane, he DOES NOT care of his patients and sees them as creatures for experiments. So probably after battle, he’ll be surging you without anaesthesia which is obviously hurt very much Funnily enough i still rather take medic

[@minihalkoja590]

Skynet goes online and the Gunslinger does the organ grinder while squeezing your nipple. Imagine that

[@will.carroll04]

Arttu N sexy \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/

[@rydergolde3169]

minhalkoja, what you've described is; *NIPPLE TWIIIIIIIIST*

[@looispencer]

'Hor hor , wee wee , baguette' That cracked me up so bad

[@shaneespinoza5343]

It's actually spelled Oui Oui and means Yes Yes

[@juniperburnhamclark]

it’s hon not hor

[@FiSH-iSH]

w e e w e e

[@thewolfstu]

13:00 the Jarate actually has a joke with it actually being lemonade. lol

[@thatlittlemonstrosity]

I don’t believe it but i want to. Pls give some proofs

[@thewolfstu]

@@thatlittlemonstrosity Two years later and I do not remember where I found the information, but if you look up like Team Fortress 2 Jarate recipe or lemonade Jarate recipe something like that you may find the old Valve post.

[@thatlittlemonstrosity]

@@thewolfstu ok I’ll travel through whole internet to find it and *serious speech about adventure and other stuff* to find this

[@thewolfstu]

@@thatlittlemonstrosity lol Also, I went back to find it and found something rather interesting. The old Valve post implied it was lemonade, but the in-game version is implied and pretty much stated to just be piss (mainly by the "Meet the Sniper" video.) So... in the end, twas a joke yet-still.

[@daviddavidson972]

The spy is overprotective with his suit though

[@sweetricecakeman8582]

It's a suit worth a 5 star hotel room what did you expect

[@Travingel]

this sure was a lot of fun to record with ya! maybe do some more in the near future

[@dox3401]

It was funny as hell.

[@Travingel]

if you enjoyed it, i got a 5 part series of more would you rathers, though not tf2 related :)

[@trop7736]

Wow Im early

[@neopretzel2790]

U ok? What did u do after the thumbnail?

[@zis_e]

You're 6'3" at how ever old. I'm 6'2" at 14. Midget

[@theoryoftheinnocent]

I feel like answering these as well. So I will. 1: Pocket Mercy. Primarily because she's more mentally stable. 2: Share a suit with Spy. I'm pretty sure that Pyro's suit is lined with asbestos, which I don't think is healthy. Maybe. Not taking chances with that one. 3: Have Spy cook dinner. I don't believe that he's murder-happy so much as he is happy to murder. He still only kills people he needs to. That, and "bladder inflation medicine" sounds excruciating. 4: Deepthroat Heavy's Finger. Not even a question. Bonk is most definitely radioactive, and I can recover from choking on a finger. 5: Maaaybe arm wrestle Heavy for this one. I feel like he's in control of his strength enough that he wouldn't snap my twig of an arm off, it'd be over more quickly, and I wouldn't have to hear him brag about it for the rest of the week. 6: Use the Boston Basher as a q-tip. All you'd need to do is carefully use one of the spikes, and be done with it. Not like the conditions state you have to shove the entire bat in your ear. Besides, 40 syringes all loaded with god-knows-what is infinitely more likely to kill me. 7: These both sound awful. I'll take a drinking contest with Demo, though, because I'll lose after 1 drink (I can't stand the taste) and have it be over then and there. And I don't trust Soldier not to go overboard with the katana duel anyway. 8: I'm gonna take a chance with the Mad Milk. On the one hand, maybe it's not as bad as anyone thinks. And on the other hand, if it is something terrible, at least I'll know and be able to finally answer the question of what it is. Plus I don't think Jarate is normal piss. It's like...advanced dehydration piss fueled by 30 cups of coffee a day. 9: I do not like the sound of that Gunslinger fisting enough to take it over head crushing, even if it is by Heavy's arse. 10: French the Pyro with the licker. I like tongues. 11: I'll fuck the Pyro, thanks. Gender isn't an issue. Administrator's personality and smoking habits are, though. 12: Sniper over Soldier. Sniper is comparably stable in the head, and that's *before* we add in Soldier being hopped up on steroids. Just seems to me that he'd be more personable, even if he's dirty as fuck from not showering.

[@TerminatorTheory]

"gender isn't an issue" gaaaaaaaay

[@aster7641]

I like your way of seeing things. I'd do the same for almost everything, except for the mad milk and the gunslinger fisting. At least, urine is sterile and you know where it comes from. For the gunslinger fisting thing, on the other hand, i'd rather be fisted by a little metal ball than having my head CRUSHED by an ass.

[@user-om9zq8ie1i]

theoryoftheinnocent I

[@gdttdeggegdh5471]

Aster Little metal ball? I wouldn't call it little.

[@Tbob2141]

Ivan Baymar I mean, if it isn't an issue wouldn't that be like bi?

[@theogillan5510]

Wait so they were saying that anything is a dildo if you are brave enough then continue to talk about the boston basher XD

[@66Rokers]

A fucking Cactus

[@theogillan5510]

66Rokers A screwdriver

[@66Rokers]

Flaming sword

[@theogillan5510]

66Rokers Skyrim Forsworn sword.

[@baldman7738]

lightsaber

[@therealnat1]

16:50 pan/bisexuals: **stares at pyro with... **_intent_****

[@ShibeDogetic]

I came here to say that

[@ClassyMagician]

"I'd rather have a quickfix" That's a strange way of saying vaccinator.

[@Neo-lc9wu]

Why would I have a vaccinator when I can have a quick fix?

[@lebowski6264]

"vaccinator" hmmm...thats an odd way to spell kritzkrieg.

[@Supersneakvaga]

+MythicalTF2 kritzkreig.... That's a strange way if saying quick fix

[@lebowski6264]

Elementalblaze quick fix...thats an odd way of pronouncing stock.

[@Neo-lc9wu]

***** Stock.... That's a strange way of saying crossbow only

[@megaawesomesupreme]

"I'm one meter 87." "What is that in real measurements?"

[@Mikey-zk5wc]

About 0.000012 football fields

[@gamer-hl4cp]

about 3 hours

[@suntzu2272]

What does he mean by real measurement

[@honkmaraca2545]

;o)

[@elioh8254]

About 3 washing machines

[@n.valentine6236]

Fun Fact: The Sniper is into sheep.

[@HansPeter-qg2vc]

Citation needed!

[@MH-mv7tm]

w0t?

[@shrilleth]

Dogey Boi there's actually a few videos of that on Pornhub.

[@megaawesomesupreme]

I'd think the Demo would be. What with his Scottish Heritage & all

[@R0vii_]

Array: he’s got the hon hon we we baguette I fricken lost it XD

[@loxxhart]

Last time I was this early, STAR_ still uploaded TF2 videos.

[@nickb808]

*cries*

[@thepug1603]

Nice original joke bruh

[@griffinbecker8996]

Lolz

[@addambisma9369]

Why did he stop uploading tf2 vids?

[@shitlordtrillionaire]

overwatch's curse changed him.

[@npcghost2919]

21:17 good luck surviving zhanna rage, god bless AMERICA

[@soylentconsumer420]

ok but that pyro reflect at 1:15 was fucking insane

[@soylentconsumer420]

* 1:12

[@daefstreok5458]

Those guys on that server are bad

[@soylentconsumer420]

Daef Streok I'm not a good pyro so I wouldn't know

[@deepgopani5779]

What server were they playing on anyway?

[@jakeb823]

he is playing in first person though. . in tf2 dodge ball it's easy in tp

[@YuriYoshiosan]

3:29 Tennis match between Pyros.

[@TF2Scout..]

Looks so cool

[@CocoaNutTF2]

>Washing a suit ArraySeven plz

[@justagrump5627]

+Ben B. What's asbestos again?

[@monkeyopolis72]

Asbestos particles accumulate in your lungs and cause you to suffocate over time.

[@monkeyopolis72]

Sometimes =P

[@cantwaittogoslashing8025]

Not Asbestos njjjhhhg

[@cantwaittogoslashing8025]

No

[@ravex6749]

"Ho-ho Wi-Wi Baguette"

[@swxxtpea999]

Ravex hon hon* Oui oui*

[@ampz7263]

Croissant

[@Gzzmss]

Lel

[@baptisteguerriero1078]

hon hon oui oui baguette

[@keroppiix]

HON HON HON OUI OUI LE PAIN HON OUI LA FROMAGE MON AMI. C’EST UN BON JOURNEÉ AUJORD’HUI

[@tylermustardloooser386]

10:22 that's actually the description of the Sun on a Stick

[@shanepeters517]

Spit roast? Is that what the kids are doing XD

[@TF2Scout..]

Sounds like some kind of drug or somtheing

[@invictam8384]

i would take the pyro suit because..... afterburn immunity

[@dexjacoby9760]

Yer but sweat, he never takes it off and pyro is a gay man scientifecly proven plus I mean who wants pyro vision????

[@adel4476]

soboropan HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good one

[@valkaerie8715]

I still think pyro is a chick cause i dont trust jewpat

[@petalwhispers]

Not with this new update with the gas passer

[@sprayandpray6976]

Pyro's suit protects him from afterburn because it is made with the asbestos. And the asbestos causes cancer. So... yeah you will definitely share lung cancer with pyro.

[@sanuku535]

I AM gonna go with demoman drikning contest. I will protect my dignity as a easter european slav!

[@thatlittlemonstrosity]

one heavy’s finger enough to lift a man up and make him backflip and don’t forget you’ll need to outshine his whole hand with one hand. So even if you make arm vs finger you still probably gonna break the table, your hand and everything So yeah, drinking contest would be less harmful

[@hatchmaster_5745]

"I had to take a ten minute breather after getting blood drawn" "I'm a *big* guy, I'll arm wrestle the heavy."

[@vc_whatever]

"Your torso is the new Demoman" Best sentence I've heard today. "Spit roast? Is that what all the kids are doing these days?" Fucking cursed "You look into his eyes and say... 'I have a headache" 👏👏👏👏

[@DynaDere]

Hey Array! Was it fun voicing acting for Tri-City?

[@ArraySeven]

Freaking amazing.It's awesome seeing a character come to life like that.

[@zorrokitty5666]

+ArraySeven do u want an unusual medi gun if u already do not have one?

[@somnuce6197]

+Issac Ostrom He already has like 2 unusual mediguns with the effects: Hot and Cold

[@shaymii6310]

where can i buiy it?

[@ipressedon9289]

+ArraySeven According to the tf2 wiki, Mad Milk is milk from cows exposed to "wholesome nuclear radiation". Accurate or not, however, drinking pee won't kill you. Radioactive milk might.

[@xenit7837]

21:28 in the gameplay I could feel the," Dammit I just got Uber!"

[@cobaltstar_8281]

The engineer always wears the gunslinger, it's just under his glove

[@cthulhubecausewhynot1182]

Why not use that swing force with a regular wrench?

[@LukeyPooky]

+Cthulhu Because Why Not Maybe he can't grip well with the robot hand

[@derekdao3541]

+Lukey Pooky well that explains how he keeps getting random crits with the wrench!

[@minihalkoja590]

+Derek Dao Sudden malfunction

[@abbadon6441]

In comics he has had the glove off I think and he didn't have a gun slinger

[@theguywiththeoldds3896]

6:40 it is canon that both Soldier, and Scout both drank lead infused water at Tuefort even though Mis. Pauling and the director gave bottled water.

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

“All the juices stay in the Pyro”

[@ninjayoshi0426]

6:15 are you just saying that cause you main medic

[@notoctavii3729]

Ninja Yoshi04 he choosed heavy -_-

[@swok6554]

+Foxy Wings r/wooosh

[@ryanbishop7506]

2:00 array uses the sharpened volcano fragment

[@oceanman_8370]

Nerd

[@Isaac_646]

Hipster.

[@newbluheavy1258]

He is useless to our team

[@morlordca]

When you said "roid raging", I thought you meant hemroids.

[@menacingduke2415]

I would Go with soldier. Literally the only time i would get to fight naked in honey.

[@a_literal_crow]

@@menacingduke2415 same tho

[@saw0716]

8:41 syringge medic because boston bash= my funeral

[@FlairTF2]

Would you rather watch this on Arrays or on Travis channel 8) ?

[@iivu_]

Holy shit that cosmetic set is so awesome!

[@baiatu5169]

both xd

[@FlairTF2]

***** Subbed to who?

[@MrKarma4ya]

NIce pic brah

[@dylanward2001]

array

[@alexanderchon9058]

So the Mad Milk might be jizz...

[@dox3401]

Or scouts delicious nipple juice.

[@Doubled952]

or just regular milk

[@vincent-ls9lz]

Or Soy Milk

[@andrewilliams3250]

Or goat milk

[@paulollarsabaiii9824]

It's a non milk substance so yeah.

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

Every tf2 characters>every overwatch characters personality wise

[@djordjepopovic7568]

Sort of true. Don't forget that Fucknite is going better than TF2.

[@foelee6473]

@@djordjepopovic7568 that’s because fortnite is new and decently fun if your kinda decent but tf2 is stupid fun but an old game so it doesn’t have as much people

[@manchmalpfosten8133]

"What is that in REAL measurements?" That triggered me so much lol

[@aliteralpothole9205]

Metric sucks

[@menacingduke2415]

Bro, i laughed.

[@miguelguedes3411]

i am brazilian, i use metric, and i DONT FUCKIN KNOW HOW TO USE FEET

[@iamaperson7545]

I think, the philippines is the only country that uses BOTH METRIC AND AMERICAN MEASUREMENT SYSTEM

[@goranvla]

do you know what the mvm robots do to you when you fail? they use you bdys fot building the tank

[@stomyed22]

2:26 to wear the spys suit youd probably have to be a spy since its like '11k$ special made' or whatever, but tbh idk at all

[@clockworkpotato9892]

Plus, they talking about stuff soaking in... cigarette smoke sticks in, and it smells.

[@thatlittlemonstrosity]

11K$ is only his tie to be clear

[@jmencip]

19:18 - 19:23 you look into his eyes and you say i have a headache

[@ForwardStory]

4:13 You forgot: The spy smokes! The suit would smell like SH*T!

[@nufailammar4903]

no, it will smell like smoke

[@JoetheDilo1917]

Mad Milk is probably Scout's- y'know i'm not even gonna say it. You get the idea.

[@newbluheavy1258]

*RUSSIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PLAYS* IT'S JIZZ

[@catchara1496]

Well it’s a non-milk substance

[@doctoroktoberfest7840]

I too get the idea

[@astronomydemon6312]

Nipple milk that he lovingly squeezes out for his teammates to enjoy

[@sirgiggleshitsvi4648]

It’s his coom

[@astronomydemon6312]

That thumbnail is someones kink now. I just know it.

[@stomyed22]

7:02 its cuz hes "gods gift to women" or essentialy he was made by god himself,scout is literally immortal.

[@denpadolt9242]

Why would you fight the Soldier in a Zatouichi duel? If he hits you, you die instantly!

[@Dinotron-rs4lu]

Have you ever died in a zitocy duel

[@Minecraftersarehappy]

This isn't a would you rather, this is who can think of the most fucked up thing

[@Lambo-ux3uh]

I'm going to be a medic for Halloween

[@poyoho7947]

Lambo8675309 going Engie ;D but for a convention

[@Lambo-ux3uh]

Oh well last year I was a scout for a convention

[@poyoho7947]

I'd go as Medic but the Engie cosplay seemed easier

[@Lambo-ux3uh]

I understand

[@theemperorprotects]

14:04 he makes the noise just as an arrow is flying across the screen and i'm laughing so hard

[@blackenedizzycore]

this questions are alot different answering them from my perspective as a bisexual male.

[@shrilleth]

Sameeee.

[@epicgamertimes6773]

I’m strait so I just want the non bi- or gay solutions

[@sbraypaynt]

Piss of back to tumblr you creepy little virgins

[@wetsocks4460]

It’s funny how everyone avoided the pyro at all costs

[@comradeagony4450]

8:30 is a little lewd aint it? * whispers * id go for that~

[@LinksYTLink]

For the last one I'd go with the Snip-snop