Why I Hate Binds

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✪A bit on the video✪
Something I've wanted to explain my feelings on for a long time.

[@milotheaxolotl4709]

I only have two binds... "bot on red" "bot on blu"

[@tobobopodopolis9787]

TF2 in 2020:

[@milotheaxolotl4709]

@@tobobopodopolis9787 Tbh honest it works most of the time, the momment i see a bot entering the server i just go brr on those binds so the other team does sth about it

[@soulix8482]

what about the self kill bind?

[@milotheaxolotl4709]

@@soulix8482 i use explode bind, but ye that one too

[@martin-iy5fr]

My bind just says "fish" my steam name is also "fish" I play fish scout way too much.

[@spineck5499]

LennyBind users are like those people who keep repeating their jokes after everybody laughs at the first time they told the joke.

[@RickJaeger]

oh c'mon he's so cute ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) look at this little guy! how can you be mad at a handsome little face like that

[@Sillimant_]

I used to taunt and Lenny bind after every kill. Thanks for reminding me

[@InnovativeNationOfficial]

@@Sillimant_ and then they repeat it more because theyre stupid and are not aware of it

[@gridthexenomorph3658]

@@RickJaeger look at his eyes, you can see he has sexual intensions

[@bojobg9278]

i use lenny bind to rage quit peapole

[@booketoiles1600]

"Cheaters are about 5% of bind users" this didn't age well

[@Ludwig_Perpenhente]

Its back to that thanks to The Rick May update

[@hollow3122]

this is gold

[@scout802]

@Juan Gomez onetrick

[@Jacob-zk1jy]

Is it cheating if I go soldier, full troldier loadout, exchange the market gardener with the disciplinary action, and rely entirely on random crits? Also whenever I see a really try hard soldier, spy, scout, or sniper main, I use my special bind that I save for only the edgiest and most try hard players, “YOU HAVE BEEN DISCIPLINED”

[@scout802]

@@Jacob-zk1jy two things one: nope two: "hello ther" and wait what comes after two

[@gup2196]

The best use of binds I have seen is “Stop healing me!” And “Go protect the engineer!”

[@PentaromaLMA0]

I name my strange pan: "press your bind about random crits" Desription: "I dare you"

[@intensellylit4100]

What's a desription?

[@PentaromaLMA0]

@@intensellylit4100 its a toilet brand

[@cozzalozza9089]

I think they would unbind that message lol

[@rueseki6121]

oh damn that's a good one, I might use that lol

[@ClovertheEnby]

i named my pan drying pan desc: ill use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan(10 points if you know where its from$

[@BurgerFred1]

I like random crits. They force the player to be more in-tuned to God by making the game pray-to-win.

[@farn69]

amen.

[@ABurntMuffin]

underrated comment amen

[@jerrycoolmanio1]

Random crits are unfair, but balanced by ensuring that one soldier at the top of the leader board dies twice a game.

[@b34113411]

lol omg greatest joke about crits brilliant

[@kormannn1]

this is my spam-chatting bind now

[@nepoleon92]

“Binds are bad because strangers don’t insult each other good enough “ is a take I wasn’t expecting

[@TheRealKiRBEY]

2:32 My pinky is stronger than my whole body at this point

[@mrdogehasadoge2235]

Same

[@Kilo_Maybe]

Same

[@babypyroshark2604]

My pinky can kill god himself

[@zaindecorte3402]

Same

[@iosyf8409]

I once had this 1 medic who used his bind every time they used uber. The whole team worked together the moment the message was posted. It was amazing.

[@cozzalozza9089]

The TF2 dream right there

[@sheeloesreallycool]

That’s actually fucking great, kudos to that guy

[@shortsentral]

Iosyf oh I already have an “Uber ready” bind. It helps the team a surprising amount

[@SunnyyDayzz]

@@shortsentral sometimes people don't listen when I say "Uber ready!" This one heavy had 700 hours and when I popped, he fucking stood there 😑 I raged quit tbh but goddamn...

[@gatomeong]

it's actually useful. many, if not all comp medic players use that uber bind

[@GameToony]

the only bind i use is "Hey pyro if you use your airblast on a teammate on fire it will extinguish them! please extinguish me!" The amount of times that has saved my life is unreal

[@GameToony]

whoa, how did you get a gif as a profile pic?

[@joelynch7330]

H

[@domoallcaps]

Funny

[@dicktsui1818]

waste ammo don't use it

[@arthurtheanteater7649]

You can count on me whit that!

[@rucksen]

It physically hurts me that the thumbnail is my exact loadout.

[@kjellgunnartrimbo-forthun6052]

Get played

[@justafan9206]

Unusual medic clothing.

[@juggernautstyle3944]

I love how the mathematical formula he used to demonstrate how funny binds are proportional to how many times they’re used always makes the value below 1 regardless of the input values, thereby implying that binds are universally not funny by nature.

[@kerbehklobbah5790]

I'm moreso curious why the hell you even know that lmao

[@Irvingstark]

" because you know what a dead horse needs? MORE BRUSES?!?" Andddd I'm stealing that!

[@man-xb4ti]

*Bruises

[@qtulhoo]

_Set that as a bind._

[@mortykai.]

Yeah, me and Sans are gonna be THAT guy. *bruises

[@ShamanAlchemist]

Phedra why

[@Primentis]

Twitter users on their way to tell everyone they stole the meme

[@bossmaster7677]

Did you see that guy? He's so hip and fly, he's the collest guy, he's got a lenny bind

[@vak2586]

This is my bind now.

[@myommarie5805]

Nice ref

[@yobrethren]

literally me when i discovered this mechanic, lol

[@nickwasnothere4924]

Obvious Uncle Dane reference

[@nickwasnothere4924]

Coolest*

[@CallofFreaky]

i still see "random crits are fair and ballanced" every single game i play almost. It has not changed in my 5 years of tf2

[@thexylophone]

Yeah, it's everywhere, but it isn't wrong.

[@borosbutredtape]

crandom rits are bair and falanced

[@googleforcedhandle]

its been like that since i started in 2012, at this point is a part of the game

[@brentambrielcabigas1086]

Random crits? What are those? -battle engie

[@triangulum8869]

I have 3 binds: “Enemy push incoming” “Heavy and medic/Uber incoming” And finally, *”MEDIC! I’VE TAKEN 2 DAMAGE!”*

[@justicekratch4561]

The third one's the most crucial imo

[@ThatMfTaika]

I feel that last one

[@CHILLIN2540]

Let me guess, you're a scout main who uses the Force-A-Nature, Crit-A-Cola and the holy mackarel.

[@usernametaken017]

@@CHILLIN2540 the fish is the meta

[@nataliaborys1554]

The best bind

[@oraora9724]

How ironic a tf2ber sponsored by a hat company

[@dombodomicus1890]

lolspot _ that’s not irony

[@viceboyishere]

That's not irony

[@jacobellis9005]

@@viceboyishere Dombo05 Thats irony

[@viceboyishere]

@@jacobellis9005 thats not irony

[@jacobellis9005]

@@viceboyishere 1st off all mann co was/is a hat company 2nd of all its tf2 like cmon

[@MacsWife13]

once I was playing TF2 and an account named KFC was spamming "It's finger lickin' good!" over and over again.

[@moss8061]

HAAA HAAAA HA AHA HASAS

[@Brawneteer]

I have one chat bind, which is tied to my kill bind. I push the button, drop dead, and put **heart attack** into the chat. Gotten plenty of laughs from it.

[@ValisTyping]

My favorite is the “I sincerely apologize for that random crit”

[@myozx2112]

Time to get the transcript for this video and make it my new bind

[@NotBigSurprise]

Yes

[@davidhong1934]

Just use the Bee Movie script...

[@BreadMan434]

I'd write down every single word from this video, then copy paste it into an absolutely colossal comment on the cosmic scale of text to help you out. but I can't be fucked, this things 15 minutes long of some medic number seven ranting.

[@wiiinnnttteeerrr]

Time to get kicked from every server you join.

[@boyo7918]

00:00 this video is brought to you by campus 00:01 comm design your own custom snap backs 00:04 and hats 00:10 can we talk about binds you know these 00:14 things the things that just dump 00:16 meaningless words into existence for all 00:18 the world to see like a shitty 2 a.m. 00:20 high school paper I mean these things if 00:23 you've played tf2 for more than now I 00:25 don't know 12 seconds and you've 00:27 probably seen them deck the chat with 00:29 boughs of garbage plenty of times some 00:32 of them bad and some of them just so 00:34 much worse now over the years there 00:37 there is the chance that I may have 00:39 developed just a teeny tiny 00:43 insignificant minuscule absolute hatred 00:46 for chat vines not all of them mind you 00:48 just a you know but Titanic majority for 00:51 those of you who somehow don't exactly 00:53 know what I'm talking about 00:54 when valve was developing tf2 somebody 00:57 thought it would be a fantastic idea to 01:00 give players the ability to press a 01:02 button and have that instantly post any 01:05 sort of sentence they want for the whole 01:06 server to see in the chat without any 01:09 sort of limitations on how fast or how 01:11 long they could do it you're probably 01:14 all aware it's exactly as irritating as 01:17 it sounds 01:18 honestly speaking though since then 01:20 they've been a pretty integral part of 01:22 tf2 for just ages they're really 01:25 everywhere and unless you can get rid of 01:27 the chat log you really can't avoid them 01:29 now if you haven't been able to tell or 01:32 not I pretty much have nothing but 01:33 undying hate for most binds they're 01:36 irritating obnoxious and do nothing but 01:38 make the person pressing the button feel 01:40 a very false sense of pride I've 01:42 actually wondered for quite a bit why we 01:44 don't really talk about binds more often 01:46 I mean we do but people seem to spend 01:49 way more time glorifying them than 01:51 pointing it out how shitty they are I 01:53 mean the way I see it it's because 01:55 they're almost on the same level as hats 01:57 I mean their accessories they're their 01:59 ways people can distinguish themselves 02:00 from one another and as a result 02:02 literally everybody has them some of you 02:05 may be wondering how this is a thing and 02:07 honestly more of you are probably 02:09 wondering how you hop onto this crazy 02:11 super hip buying craze 02:14 because their words people you say well 02:17 the answer is simple in tf2 you can 02:19 write things in tf2 you can also tell 02:21 the game to do things when you press a 02:22 button telling the game to say this when 02:25 you press a key is treated by the game 02:27 the same way that by endings spacebar to 02:29 jump and shift to Crouch is which by the 02:31 way if you haven't done that already 02:32 highly recommended really easy on your 02:34 binky how you make a bind is easy and 02:36 they aren't just used for saying silly 02:38 things in chat they can also help you be 02:40 more nimble jump higher and even see 02:42 through walls but those are harmless 02:44 binds what I'm talking about is text 02:46 binds it's important to know that there 02:48 are in fact different ways people use 02:50 binds like actually using them for 02:55 relevant information for example believe 02:57 it or not some people actually use them 02:59 to tell their team important stuff you 03:01 will usually see medic maids doing this 03:03 basically using a text bind whenever 03:05 they pop to tell the rest of their team 03:06 that they use in uber or if they switch 03:08 to a different medigun some classes will 03:10 use it to call out med picks others will 03:12 use them to communicate when they can't 03:14 use a mic but on the whole they are 03:16 pretty rare these are the only ones that 03:18 I actively encourage I mean if the 03:20 utility in game allows you to 03:22 communicate better in an environment 03:23 where teamwork is the critical deciding 03:26 factor and whether your team wins or 03:28 loses by all means go for it 03:31 it's beyond this that things just kind 03:34 of get a little muddy sometimes people 03:38 have something to say that comments on 03:40 specific events in the game primarily 03:42 their infamous fair and balanced bind 03:44 that everyone sees so often I'll get to 03:47 that one in a bit other times they'll 03:49 have something that just capitalizes on 03:51 whatever's happening even yours truly 03:53 has one for special occasions but 03:55 honestly just because I'm too lazy to 03:57 type it out which I'm sure is a case for 03:59 a lot of people binds in this category 04:01 are fine not great just fine they 04:03 usually are things no-one would say in 04:05 regular games anyway and binding them 04:07 just cuts out the middleman so there's 04:10 really no harm done 04:12 cheaters using binds are also a thing 04:15 you've most likely seen the notorious 04:17 get good get LMAO nays box spam at least 04:21 somewhere crammed into the chat or 04:23 weirdly enough them almost obliterated 04:25 chat completely because it's either to 04:26 fill it or make sure it stays empty 04:28 apparently there's no in between weirdly 04:31 enough these binds are on the whole kind 04:33 of good for the game he does it lets 04:34 players identify cheaters a lot quicker 04:36 so I can appreciate that of course then 04:39 there's the morons who will press that 04:40 bind and spam it in chat even if they're 04:43 not cheating and then laugh at people 04:44 calling them a cheater and then being 04:47 upset because they actually got kicked 04:49 it's like wearing a ski mask in the 04:51 convenience store and wondering why the 04:52 hell you got tased come on and what the 04:54 fuck you think is gonna happen some 04:58 people use them to taunt other players 05:00 because sometimes the fact that the game 05:02 has an entire mechanic surrounding that 05:04 very concept clearly is not enough 05:07 besides why risk yourself taunting which 05:10 makes you completely helpless for a 05:12 couple of seconds when you could just 05:13 press a button and be done with it this 05:15 is where things start to get a little 05:16 abrasive because it all depends on what 05:18 they're saying 05:19 your average med you drop something and 05:22 nerd down are fine they're just fine 05:25 being a little worn out but they're fine 05:27 it's just when things start bleeding 05:29 into the next category that's when 05:31 there's a problem 05:33 there's your golden answer anytime you 05:36 see some little bubble of crap pop up in 05:38 the chat like a butthole dipped in dish 05:40 soap there's a pretty good chance it is 05:42 or at some point was a mean I'm not sure 05:45 if meme is the right term for these but 05:47 as far as I'm concerned any predictable 05:49 boring repetitive completely irrelevant 05:52 joke that idiots reference over and over 05:55 again because they think they're funny 05:56 easily qualifies it's just something 05:59 some kid thought he was funny posting 06:01 but in the end isn't worth the bandwidth 06:02 it takes to show it the chat bombs 06:04 probably wouldn't be so goddamn 06:06 cancerous if it weren't for the idiots 06:07 copying pasting the same completely 06:10 unrelated unfunny bullshit over it up 06:13 for again because you know what a dead 06:15 horse needs more browsers the problem is 06:18 even though there are a good amount of 06:20 different ways people use that one 06:22 button press most of them fall into that 06:24 last category and that's what ruins it 06:26 for the rest of them all the helpful 06:29 mediocre binds in the world can never be 06:31 enough to compensate for the sheer 06:34 magnitude of moronic things people 06:36 funnel from their favorite repetitive 06:39 joke repository 06:40 I should probably clarify I don't hate 06:44 buying specifically I hate what people 06:47 use them to say the reason the whole 06:49 idea of chat binds being used for just 06:52 shit you copied off a 4chan pisses me 06:54 off so bad is because does trashiest 06:57 chat Bynes get this is an opportunity 07:00 for someone to press a button and have 07:01 what they want to say spewed out to the 07:05 rest of the world like a raw sewage wet 07:07 teaser party so to take that opportunity 07:09 and blow it on something that isn't your 07:12 idea specifically and isn't worth 07:14 anyone's time or attention is such a 07:17 goddamn waste maybe it's just me not 07:20 understanding why saying the same thing 07:22 that's been said a thousand times is 07:24 funny maybe I'm getting old 07:26 maybe I'm just this cranky old hag who 07:28 thinks everything should be done by hand 07:30 and they old-fashioned right but 07:32 regardless of what I think you have to 07:35 admit that there's something wrong when 07:36 what you have to say that you deep down 07:39 inside deem worthy of sharing with the 07:42 world has already been said a million 07:45 goddamn times 07:47 and I'm a tf2 youtuber recycled content 07:50 is the lifeblood of Who I am so believe 07:53 me when I say it's time to put your 07:56 tired old crits or fair and balanced 07:58 joke down if you want to make a snide 08:02 comment about random crits like the 08:04 other continents full of people who 08:06 think it's necessary to oust a mechanic 08:08 we all know is broken by all means do it 08:10 I'll never stop you but for God's sake 08:14 put some variety into it so now it gets 08:17 exponentially worse when that sort of 08:19 opportunity you have to have your ideas 08:22 put out there doesn't even have the 08:24 dignity of being used to spam a crappy 08:26 meme and instead is being used for a 08:29 lenny face or one of the other equally 08:31 irritating variations that have just 08:33 spawned out of the natural ecosystem 08:35 that is the internet it's become 08:37 something that's so watered-down and so 08:39 oversaturated these days it's lost all 08:42 meaning whatsoever i don't even know 08:44 what y

[@StriderFgo]

"See through walls" and "Harmless" should never be in a sentence together unless they're separated by "Isn't".

[@joshuabatista1788]

PaulBaiul He is speaking about them using binds, which makes it easy for legit players to find cheaters, you mongoloid.

[@magefox_]

Harmless isnt seeing through walls

[@madeline.]

Hi! Just a heads up, when Array talks about "Seeing through walls" he's talking about "medic radar," which is something you can make using console commands so that medics can see nearby teammates through walls. In TF2, its possible to set a setting so that the game automatically puts a red cross over a teammates head when theyre low health. The medic radar sets the damage threshold to 150% of a players health. Since 150% health is the maximum overheal a player can get, it basically matks all nearby teammates as hurt, and it plays the sound and shows the red cross above all nearby teammates for a few seconds, which can be seen through walls. It then resets the threshold to a preset value (for example, 80%) so that the radar can be used again.

[@comradep8519]

"as long as memes aren't somehow classified as hatespeech" HAHAHAHA

[@MoronicRoc]

-Pepe is a hate symbol -The OK hand is a hate symbol -Pogchamp is banned on twitch What a world we live in.

[@carswithed2946]

why do i see a bearded scottish man and hear show me your pizza?

[@elin4364]

@@MoronicRoc You know damn well you're being fallacious here. 1. Nobody calls pepe a hate symbol anymore, pepe was used by white supremacists a lot a while ago and thats where that came from, but nobody cares anymore. 2. The exact same thing goes for the ok hand, white supremacists were using it to identify one another. So its understandable to question people using it. 3. Pogchamp wasn't "banned" from anywhere, in fact, you can still use pogchamp on twich. The guy in the original picture was a pretty terrible person and it wasn't exactly good PR for twich to keep his face as a face of the platform.

[@theandromedaeffect979]

@@elin4364 damn somebody who isn’t actually just speaking off the blind “everything so sensitive nowadays”. I respect it.

[@mysterymastermind175]

Poggers

[@XIMO284]

"in TF2 you can write things" that didn't aged very well

[@athoth7704]

Point and laugh at the F2P

[@marekbroniewski7818]

@@athoth7704 ):

[@ILikeDeadBabyJokes]

@@frankyanish4833 F2Ps can't talk anymore, not even call for medic or spy :(

[@elfasto2255]

@@ILikeDeadBabyJokes they reverted that change recently, i think

[@ILikeDeadBabyJokes]

@@elfasto2255 Nope

[@desu38]

What I'm mainly getting from this is that they're working.

[@myyoutubeaccountgotsuspend8666]

Oh damn you're right

[@roidmango5751]

he's literally feeding into the entire point of a chat/kill bind. to make the other person mad.

[@azazelasterton9572]

Ah an another hat in time fan

[@1101Archimedes]

The thing is, they only work... because they don't work. Like a joke that's so unfunny that you have to laugh at how bad it is, 99% of binds are so witless and inoffensive that some people are irritated by how witless and inoffensive they are.

[@sanstheskeleton679]

@@1101Archimedes So..... Basically they work?

[@pyroduck]

My entire numpad is bound to different compliments. Everyone deserves some compliments yo

[@soufianeoummani2175]

I hate how this comment isn't getting that much love. You're doin' good lad!

[@brokenbreaks8029]

@@soufianeoummani2175 thanks mate!

[@two-to-tango]

most based tf2 player

[@malokeytheallaround]

I should definitely do this thanks for the idea!

[@aidan4529]

I have one chat bind It says: An eye for an eye, I apologize And I die right after I use it for random crit kills

[@ZombieZed]

"Professionals have STANDARDS."

[@curtisleblanc5897]

Random crits are fair and balanced though. It's something not a lot of people know.

[@pvpchicker7858]

Curtis LeBlanc stop it, get some help

[@curtisleblanc5897]

@@pvpchicker7858 no. No, I don't think I will.

[@pvpchicker7858]

Curtis LeBlanc bruh you beat me

[@AneezProto]

Imagine a guy plays tf2 and killbinds randomly and type “wrong bind” after every killbind

[@mochalavender9398]

I have like 30 binds so this happens to me alot. Although only one is technically a "killbind"

[@freezy3739]

2:53 I have a bind that says “spy as me”

[@kedarunzi9139]

that's nice

[@taxevasion0336]

The only bind I had until this comment was "uber ready" Thanks man.

[@Music7Ada]

The only chat bind I have is when I hit ‘E’ It says, “MEDIC!” In chat

[@user-dw2fj8bb8l]

OMG MY GOD.

[@Music7Ada]

@Javascript required to display profile name Exactly SMH my head

[@trivynium]

@@Music7Ada lmao my ass off

[@hystericallover5989]

2020 IS bullsht rofl on the floor laughing

[@silvasen1985]

@@hystericallover5989 lol out loud

[@Wet_Deer]

“Nerd down” has to be the best bind

[@sungokong8540]

For me it's "toy maker down" We talking about engie right? Or the person playing?

[@tojs4095]

"nerd down" is equivalent to "edgy spy main down"

[@lemonzess4202]

I just have a bind for saying “sorry”.

[@popolnocy]

OH so YOU are this dude

[@CaptainApathetic]

"sorry for the random crit" That is a God tier bind right there

[@dankcrusader9598]

I met a heavy today in two-cities mvm WHO DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TAUNT and yes, he has over 500 hours in tf2 and cosmetics BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TAUNT.

[@CaseyK1337]

That may have been me when i was still f2p

[@citadel8373]

It was probably some dudes friend or lil brother playing on that account

[@thedude9913]

Or he was joking around

[@j.m9047]

@@citadel8373 Dude, I see you all the time.

[@citadel8373]

@@j.m9047 Nice

[@kiddo7615]

Progamer824:HAHA!Get rekt you nub Progamer824:HAHA!Get rekt you nub Progamer824:HAHA!Get rekt you nub Progamer824 has disconnected (kicked)

[@mrkrabz3274]

Kiddo7: HAH4! Get Rekt Noob

[@justin8e8]

Vote to kick: Kiddo7(reason:no reason) Y/N

[@gritzy9132]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@frysco5927]

Juan_Sanchez2006: lol u cant aim nub

[@lesbianmoonknight5051]

I have a bind that I used to say "gotta blast" whenever I used the jetpack with pyro

[@tamarangarriott917]

“Literally everybody can chat” Me, a F2P: ;-;

[@SniperOnSunday]

Yeah, valve changed it in 2020 to stop bots from spamming chat. F2Ps used to be able to chat.

[@Akunai_]

@@SniperOnSunday the f2P pyros used to spam E every 5 seconds

[@thexylophone]

@@Akunai_ many people, not only f2ps, would abuse that though, to annoy medics

[@Akunai_]

@@thexylophone I know that

[@Real_temmie_undertalo]

@@Akunai_ If I had the hability to talk, medic button would actually be useless to me since a pyro is not that important as another person, but when you don't call him for a time and get good by your own, somehow he starts partially pocketing you It's cute

[@miniguyw]

I think any source multiplayer game has these. Hell, even Titanfall 2, a game that uses a heavily modified source engine can use these key binds.

[@UberPanzerhund]

Hentai is art.

[@thepybro.4054]

Wait what? TitanFall 2 is running on the SOURCE engine. The Engine that TF2 and HL uses. WHAT???

[@robinrai4973]

The Pybro. Its seriously heavily modified, but yeah

[@_pixelatedsilver2a412]

Take a look at a Titanfall 2 video with captions turned on, that's a big giveaway that it's source. It was chosen because of it's ability to run at 60fps on low end hardware (mainly for the X360 and PS3).

[@appdata619]

That's something that happens more often than you would believe. Game developers using old game engines and polishing them to today's engines standards. Hell, the Call of Duty series use id Tech 3 engine. Yes, the engine used to run Quake 3, a game from 1999 (Google 'Call of Duty engine'). Today, they use the IW Engine, but surprise surprise, it is the same id Tech 3 engine, but upgraded and refined to the teeth. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IW_engine

[@___extra___6876]

"Did Timmy fell down a well" Speech 100

[@loreknight5612]

then he goes on to rant about coherent thoughts truly, tassad- i mean Arrayseven has failed us

[@glorpenheim]

You are the reason I hate the internet.

[@user-zm4ro7yh4e]

I'm going to bind this line...

[@glorpenheim]

Jairo, the Cow lol

[@kirkhammer9612]

"So watered down and over saturated!" hate to break it to ya array but those 2 words dont work together

[@quantaily2813]

they do lol

[@quantaily2813]

@@kirkhammer9612 watered down means it's bland, like when you get vodka from a bar but it's barely even vodka because the bartender made it with 5% vodka and 95% water. oversaturated means that something is too abundant, (in this case, the water)

[@quantaily2813]

@@kirkhammer9612 then stop arguing because you proved my point already

[@quantaily2813]

@@kirkhammer9612 in this case they work together in conjunction

[@quantaily2813]

@@kirkhammer9612 yes i say it is a draw because we were both right in different scenarios

[@panzerbuchse1828]

8:51, Timmy *did* fall down the well, and you're going to have to come quickly, Vance

[@insertnameheretf]

Trade binds - Cool, allow easy advertising in a trade server. Meme binds - *CAN* be funny, especially when the mastermind behind it is smart. Explode/kill binds - Useful when you need to die to get to your team. Switch loadout binds - Useful in general as the diversity of weapons allow many playstyles to be enabled. Lenny binds - DID YOU SEE THAT GUY HE'S SO SUPER FLY HE'S THE COOLEST GUY HE'S GOT A LENNY BIND

[@insertnameheretf]

you can make a bind to change your preset loadouts

[@uhrguhrguhrg]

WikiThis people usually bind them to their number pad. 1-9 for class switching and + - / * for presets

[@fatherpucci-madeinheaven362]

i only use the explode/kill bind durring highfive or headbutt taunt

[@dylanmartin7604]

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

[@mightychlorophytegames7788]

Lenny binds = sin.

[@Sasuri]

*I am now going to make the word "Nugget" my bind. Thank you ArraySeven.*

[@dizzymoosic]

Louie The Locomotive Fan me too

[@dylanmartin7604]

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

[@mikelorme635]

Louie The Locomotive Fan me too😅😂

[@dizzymoosic]

Bartek Terebus fuck off

[@talonzilla]

I had a bind on my old computer that said "I'mma need a N-Word Pass" when someone says the N Word in chat

[@MysteryMeatwad]

ny

[@PASTELXENON]

Why would you need it? You're not the one saying it

[@world4me]

I just have a mocking"WOw NwOrd FuNY" or "Haha Slurs make me cool"

[@hazeltree7738]

Good things to use your binds for "Good job Medic!" "Enemy's flanking us" "Damn, nice kill" "Keep pushing guys!" "Spy behind us" And of course, a lenny face

[@tiga7495]

Here is a few things I am surprised about: - Someone else is annoyed by shitty binds - Someone else is using shift for crouch - ArraySeven posted a video Truly a miracle

[@snowrose124]

Here is a few _thinks_ I am surprised about: - I found another grammatical error - This is a shitty ripoff Truly a piece of shit I wrote

[@tiga7495]

Here is a few things I am surprised about: - Phone dictionary is a wild creature, and writes what it wants, not what I want Truly it's just an internet so we both shouldn't care about it

[@snowrose124]

Here are a few excuses for 'typos': -Autocorrect -Wrong key -No brainer Truly, these sterotypes are 10% (or 99% if you're dealing with autocorrect) going to happen at any time.

[@dieselschouweiler]

Every body has shift as crouch

[@Nagasakevideo]

There's an easy way to fix this. Just go into console and type unbind all.

[@danielisgamer]

Lol

[@PantsYT]

please don't do this

[@Goom_ba]

Wow this worked! Thanks!!

[@fourteenants]

@@Goom_ba shhhhh

[@Pistolemaster]

Tf wait what?

[@bakrobertjohnston4889]

I wanna make a bind where it just says “sorry for killing you didn’t know you were friendly :(“

[@paliotino7531]

2020 : *update that allows the chat to be gone*

[@charmyzard]

That would be a month's tragedy

[@pzrxex]

When the base game itself encourages the use of binds by allowing ricardo.gonzales.2006 to repeatedly spam MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC then something is wrong.

[@allorang6708]

atleast it has a cooldown every time you say medic

[@ChickenCrash]

rafflehou.se when tho?

[@TSBsteamAllNaturalHighs]

yeah fuck giving players freedom

[@tappajaav]

ricardo.gonzales.2006 can barely move, do you think he knows about call medic -bind?

[@pzrxex]

Peperonis You are a tru brotha

[@Herbert-west-re-animator]

The best bind I’ve ever seen was a guy who spammed “binds wont bring your father back” every time he say somebody using a taunt bind

[@monologistical]

I feel like this video is exactly the kind of reaction the bind spammers want to see

[@nerolonging5178]

My random crit bind is “ I have been blessed of which I do not deserve”

[@johnlawlor7931]

Get food, get lunchbox: the best snacks in tf2

[@mateuszodrzywoek8658]

Lol

[@arcstaff]

Get food, get lunchbox. The best free tf2 snacks.

[@KarmaFiveAncient]

And I'm stealing that. (that was a joke.)

[@justafan9206]

Oh no the bots are here.

[@ckay11002]

My two favourite binds are "Let's give 'em the ol' Razzle-Dazzle!" (after dying) "Dear me, it appears I could neither Razzle nor Dazzle."

[@lunkel8108]

That's actual gold, my sir

[@waffles6280]

i have similar ones they go along the lines of "you'll never catch me, not when i shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!" and (after dying) "knew i should've bought the turbo"

[@fatherpucci-madeinheaven362]

my death bind is "it appears the bamboozler has been bamboozled"

[@ZaccoOfficial]

Actually funny bind

[@roycemikhail5067]

Ima copy this. This is actually really good

[@milez570]

i have 2 chatbinds: "sniper ahead!" "and now i make my daring escape" which is also my killbind

[@portal2kid]

Well now binds have been nerfed.

[@Timic83tc]

"seeing through walls is a harmless bind" what

[@zionifl9467]

It is the same thing as saying that an aimbot person is just using skill. ._.

[@Mothbean]

I think it might have been sarcasm...?

[@BagelBoy3]

i believe he was refurring to the medic radar that shows you qhere your teammates are that can only be used on medic

[@TheWizxrdIsHere]

its a sv setting you dullards, its harmless on your own server

[@MasonAttano]

It's called "hyperbole". He's basically saying that he'd prefer people to cheat rather than use chat binds, since he hates them so much.

[@thebananamann5519]

Now I wanna make a bind so every time I kill someone with engie’s shotgun it can say “You have yee’d your last haw.” Update: So I did have the bind, but I deleted it. And all my other binds.

[@HumanGrunt]

do it

[@iamadisgrace3154]

That one would be funny.

[@memelover6917]

"partner"

[@seaneee8229]

you zoo-wee'ed your last mama, Greg

[@chubsproductions1485]

I did something similar with the pan, it was "OH YOU FRIGGIN MORON! YOU JUST GOT PANNED!"

[@Zethrel]

I re-watch these videos whenever I can just because by the end, I'm holding my sides in pain for laughing way too much.

[@siluss]

Array seven: *angry about binds: Me who just wanted to say big chungus everytime I hit space:

[@fork75]

in 2020 it's more like useful info: 2% commentary: 5% taunting: 10% dank memes: 3248% cheating: 56413256465142313514563.1%

[@gabrielgarcia9822]

Where's the Stallman bots?

[@loomyair]

Racism 9999999999999999999999999%

[@nyooom7467]

Fucking myg0t bots

[@jackeyboy6538]

Don’t forget homophobia

[@Sir_Reynolds]

Add a .2% to the last one

[@SwimmingSwampert]

When just reading title it seemed like you didn't like any binds, but you're fine with good ones. So, i combined memey binds with helpful binds to create the ultimate bind! "THERE'S A SPY SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY!"

[@patrickfrost9405]

"That engineer is still alive."

[@Sir_Bucket]

Answer bind: "I'm afraid not"

[@deadrainbowblitz4913]

Wait .... there’s a chat option in tf2 ? I thought that was just some random sub Reddit on the left side of my screen

[@nataliaborys1554]

Tfw "using the chat isn't available on this account" just appears one day when you only wanted to say 'thanks' to your medic

[@kieranf7669]

Hes the coolest guy, because hes got a LENNY BIND.

[@fulminatedmercury3430]

King Kiero join the nazi leader party

[@huh-wuh]

fulminated mercury Thanks for grabbing my attention 4 times already.

[@commietearsdrinker]

"Saw you on that minecraft server, Papi"

[@mrcomp1971]

I only hate the lenny binds to be honest.

[@SuperGamerNinja1]

ditto

[@fulminatedmercury3430]

mrcomp join the nazi leader party

[@desireable9128]

mrcomp I hate them a lot...

[@anarchy.3126]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@SmashSSL]

( ͡° ͜ ͡°)

[@jakerskricket6938]

The only chat binds that I have are "ok.", "Thank", and "I am ze spah"

[@sucio-]

“Watered down” “ over saturated” Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@jonathansmithers2763]

Step 1: bind t "say Next time target a F2P Sniper" Step 2: Use it when you hear an uncloaking spy. Step 3: Profit? Step 4: Remember you suck at the game. Step 5: Get trickstabbed. Step 6: Not stonks.

[@edithlazlin9895]

John Smith Holy shIT that’s a fricken simple bind but amazing. Edit. I have an idea for a Medic bind if you can crossbow kill or use the “red light” as said by array seven in secret medic tricks. Step 1. Bind m to say “Next time don’t target ze Übermensch!” Step 2. Use it whenever you’re in a 1v1 and win or when you kill a spy. Step 3. *Get trick-stabbed or head shot, or worse, sentry gun. Because every team has two spies or is entirely spy with a sweat sniper a blood thirsty pyro a depressed medic and Uncle Dane wannabe.*

[@1101Archimedes]

Step 4: Get trickstabbed anyway. Step 5: Feel ze schadenfreude. Step 6: Take a little solace in the sight of the spy getting lit on fire while he laughs are you. Step 7: Cry yourself to sleep anyway.

[@triangulum8869]

Spy: *o h n o*

[@demitriwilliam8214]

It's funny, t, is literally my chat bind, I press it to access text chat.

[@sanantoniomapper.745]

I use T for crouch so I can rocket jump.

[@ofekzuckerman3892]

To counter the binds you should make a bind that says: nice binds man, are they as good as your life?

[@mauriciohablutzel]

Yeah man, thanks for asking.

[@frosteryoutube1551]

Ok, i'll copy that one lol...

[@ToxicBastard]

And so begins the bind wars

[@jackbennett6902]

I just have one specifically for slur users.

[@kohimame]

nice, fight fire with fire

[@ChrisGJ700]

Text binds are not really something I've encountered too much whilst playing TF2, though during setup on one map there was this guy who had a respawn bind and he was constantly spamming demoknight shield charges until the match began; it was actually kind of funny to watch.

[@jackmack4181]

The only bind I use is “nice kill” and I do that when I die to an enemy. I want to compliment them

[@victordennis9913]

8:14 "Put some variety into it", you say? ok then decnalaF dnA riaB erA stirC modnaR

[@mattsalafia9921]

Random Crits are bair and falanced (fair and balanced ) for all who were too lazy to read backwards.

[@maxwell9561]

randm crits are bair and falanced but backwards...

[@bigpurpleflower2185]

Epstein didn't kill himself, he got hit by a random critical

[@dragonhearted7761]

Kritical Shit

[@bruh6217]

Bair and falanced

[@cthulhux2215]

"see through walls but those are harmless binds"

[@DEWGGaming]

Cthulhu X Wall hacks = Harmless

[@IAMSTRINDOM]

p sure he's referring to medic radar, a bind that toggles the auto medic callout bubble on your whole team regardless of their hp, effectively letting u see your team thru walls

[@maemsy]

"as long as memes arent classified as hate speech" "Cheats are about 5% of bind users" oh you poor poor POOR soul

[@Cakepants]

THIS HAS BEEN IN MY RECOMMENDED SINCE IT CAME OUT I WATCHED IT KZbin ARE YOU HAPPY?

[@vincentvoncarnap]

did you get it again?

[@ernestoaguas3443]

But... isn't calling a Medic a bind?

[@router_BasedUser]

CONSPIRACY!!111oneleven!1!!

[@VMan_2002]

Also pressing mouse1 to fire your weapon

[@Naleksuh]

literally every key is a bind, except pressing escape to pause

[@Naleksuh]

even opening the console to make binds is itself a bind

[@schmucktomm]

Councidence? I THiNk NOT!!!

[@Clocky4847]

"even see through walls, but those are harmless binds" uh..huh. whatever you say.

[@trashcant1522]

Im guessing this means the team outlines you get on spawn (wich reveals spies.)

[@bernardonegri5416]

No, that means when you are playing medic, you check the autocall percentage to a very high number, allowing you to see the crossbows through walls of the ones in your team.

[@creativeandfunnyname3744]

"Is there trouble at the old mill? Did Timmy fell down the well?" That's just funny. I can't help it.

[@certifiedicecreamtruckmoment]

I have separate binds for "sorry" "sry" "apologies" and "my bad" Maybe because I main medic and don't want my team to get too angry at me, maybe because I am Canadian.

[@CongaYT]

"why I hate binds" Welp better unbind your wasd keys then kappa ..but seriously, yes.

[@dicktsui1818]

type unbindall for 10000 keys Edit: Luigi made a better eplanation on how to do it

[@luigivercotti6410]

Don't listen to tsung, the procedure is more complex this video explains better: kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@keghm6510]

I got baited

[@orangeguy65]

;.;

[@dispensarscoot805]

*Crouches* Medic Medic Medic Medic Medic Medic

[@cpg7088]

I've got binds on my keypad that say "Spy disguised as ___" to warn my team

[@girf4233]

MVP of today CatPlaysGames

[@Star-hj9fx]

CatPlaysGames That's pretty cool

[@arrowtt3364]

Do you also have a bind warning your team about YER Spies?

[@cameronelliott1969]

i want to do that but dont know how

[@arrowtt3364]

Cameron Elliott Open your dev console and type "bind 'insert key here' 'insert message here'" then shut dev console.

[@Koldemort]

1:26 Array Seven now: I SHOULDN’T HAVE SAID THAT

[@Gameplay_006]

I have been too lazy to make a bind, but now that I watch this. I'm not gonna do it now.

[@jishwaxxl8594]

that "get good, get lamo box" bind. got me kicked once. The person copyed my name and started spaming in the chat. So i got kicked not him

[@gamingyoda9582]

Profile picture lines up

[@pote2frouifruite81]

@ZwanzwaN what do you mean

[@fusrosandvich3738]

He got kicked because a guy changed their name to his, causing the team to vote to kick him. He got falsely kicked. Dunno what you're thinking he's saying, but please read it again.

[@Boomrainbownuke9608]

@ZwanzwaN because there assholes its not fucking rocket science.

[@lordcole5138]

ZwanzwaN why the hell do you think that people can’t change there name to someone else in the server? They are doing it because they try to stay on longer and to fool other players on kicking a legit player instead of the hacker.

[@Jack-iw6lo]

"For As Long As Memes Aren't Classified as Hate Speech" *ARTICLE 13* Nice one predicting the future mr simpsons.

[@somerandomguy___]

I got this up to 69 likes

[@kannatheweeb8836]

@@somerandomguy___ lol

[@SteveOnlin]

This isn't how article 13 works

[@augur8261]

Article 13 doesn't classify memes as hate speech, i don't think you even know what the article is.

[@medizinar7176]

You're clearly too stupid to read

[@aidan4529]

I think that kill binds are fucking hilarious. Taunt with a friend? Killbind. Hit a good shot? Killbind. Someone finds your hiding spot? Killbind. Get a stupid random crit? Killbind. Kill a friendly? Killbind. Comedic g o l d

[@disc_00]

-I hate binds Kill bind: am I a joke to you?

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

The Binds I use most: E (MEDIC!) and Z+2 (Thanks!). Always remember to thank your Medic.

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

Oh, and toss him a Sandvich.

[@ryder2601]

I only use those too xdddddd

[@powderedwater7677]

I'm not the only one who thanks my medic whenever he heals me :D

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

Danke, Herr Doktor!

[@raiser4068]

Me 3

[@bankutibence2688]

I once met a guy who was spamming "GET FOOD! GET LUNCHING! BEST TF2 SNACKS!

[@skyaxon8215]

GET FOOD! GET LUNCHBOX! BEST TF2 FOOD!

[@IGSA101]

Had a player named tube man, who put 'you got tubed' every kill he got, and 'oh no, I got tubed' whenever he got killed. I eventually went diamondback spy with the cloak and dagger, killed his buildings, then found him dancing after a kill and spooked him enough he actually typed something.

[@notawesomebread]

I have one bind, it just says "I am now plugging in the Gamecube USB controller" that I send around once per server i enter

[@StickMaster500]

Also, not really a bind but it’s something that I see all the time when playing TF2 which is getting pretty fucking annoying after playing TF2 for more than 6 years and that is people saying “ez” at the end of a match. I get it, some matches can be pretty easy and not challenging when you’re going against an number of F2P’s who just installed the game and have no real idea on what they’re doing while the more experienced players have to do a lot of the work for team for example, but my god do you have to tell the entire server that the game was easy just so you can boost your ego? That’s like telling your team that they’re a noob team or someone spamming ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) binds after every kill which is getting fucking old and should die like some memes that die after a few weeks but some 12 year olds are still using them like they’re still relevant. Just stop it and let it fucking die since you spamming these kinds of binds is giving me a very good impression on what kind of person you are in real life. Also to answer you’re question. Yes, there are unfortunately some people who do get offended by some memes and class it as hate speech. Just look at how some people are reacting to Pepe the Frog.

[@marcuscetina7905]

Someone has a lot of pent up anger

[@BOXXYwhat]

people that say "ez" are kids that came from CoD

[@Optically_Insane]

Not to mention that it's extremely annoying when a hacker using aimbot, or another less obvious script, spams "ez" in the chat at the end of the game after multiple attempts to kick them fail because either their teammates can't play the game well enough to get kills for themselves, and so they feed off of the hacker's "skill", or they don't care about playing a fair game because they want the free exp from winning the match. Regardless, hacking and then boasting about it is just plain pathetic. It shows everyone how overinflated your ego really is, and how demented you are as a person. Welp, I'm off to go find some fries to season with all this salt.

[@E.O.A.W]

I have practically lost all purpose in binds and will take up what I learned here to be a good team player.

[@jacojerb]

What I find most hilarious is when I'm literally not even trying, someone kills me and writes "ez" in chat. Like... Yes, I was busy hitting a random prop with my pan while you were shooting at me, literally not trying to defend myself. It was easy...

[@Cryatrix]

My favorite bind is this. "The three things I hate. 1. Binds 2. Irony 3. Lists"

[@obotprime339]

The amount of irony in this comment is beyond human comprehension

[@Exp_Guest2030]

I read this as: "Why I hate birds" and was super confused for a solid minute.

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

Bruh he’s a Medic main, that would be illegal

[@sagecolvard9644]

The best one I've ever seen: "We here at Valve would like to personally apologize for that random crit"

[@NotBigSurprise]

Actually, binds are what make the Sydney Sleeper a good weapon.

[@RunicLena]

p i s s.

[@Mate-vg2ft]

I think you forgot the trader array.

[@ussrname1254]

Dude named Rick Astley was playing medic and when he popped Uber he had multiple binds like “Ubered, don’t give me up!” or other quotes from the song

[@someguy1716]

Nice

[@driggydrug382]

Solution: *Make the mute button work for chat as well, not only voice chat, please valve*

[@madeline.]

Just a heads up, it always has! You just need to mute through the scoreboard and not the "Mute In-game Voice" button on the menu ^^