Arrested for Disorderly Conduct? | JEFF DUNHAM

[@CHEVYedsf]

I just love Peanut. "Excuse me, can I borrow your handcuffs? I have a date with your mother." xDDD Classic.

[@Transitfan93]

if I ever get interrogated i'm using that line

[@CHEVYedsf]

Me too xD

[@artvampiredragoness3265]

Transitfan93 Productions I wanna say "u want the truth? U want the TRUTH?! U CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!"

[@jounipoylio9905]

Truth is too precious to be used unsparingly.

[@smc1942]

I was in the floor on that one!!! (Like#200!)

[@JohanStarDragon]

Loved Peanut's bits; "do you want a lawyer?" "That would be yes if she has a nice ba-donk-ka-donk and bodacious ta-taaahs. And can I borrow your handcuffs because I have a date tonight with your mother."

[@smc1942]

StarDragon77 ; Best line's of them all!!! I was dying!!!

[@idkuhxd3394]

Fax

[@morrsen424]

"I have your gun"

[@spaghettisultan5484]

As much I look up to Walter like a hero, his reaction to seeing those pictures was priceless! Forgive me, Walter.

[@zoidboy1569]

Why not he funny

[@mlgandsuckie9625]

Jeff: Did you threaten to kill someone Achmed: Seriously Me: LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@matthewschipper4110]

I think deth thret's do apply to zombies

[@EgoCZ]

"When does the waterbording starts? I'm thirsty" :D :D :D

[@margarettimmons5340]

EgoCZ y

[@haleighcrawley7713]

Dammit, that’s adorable!

[@playa144xd8]

" Hey, Officer Butthead! Got your guuuun! Hahaha! (BANG) oah!" 3:21 XD aaaah..... peanut.

[@sappert1952]

Jeff: is true that you tried to kill someone? Ahmed the dead terrorist: Seriously?

[@loganstencil]

1:56

[@lugialover2496]

*Achmed holds a bomb* Peanut: How’d he smuggle that in here? 😲 Bubba J: It was in my pokey. 😏 Walter: 😨

[@jacobyearout5323]

5:23

[@samirsedky3324]

Huh? Wait wait!! This show always starts with a bang!

[@peggyrider2364]

"Hold your camels, I'm broadcasting here!!" 😂😂😂😂

[@justangelo94]

Anyone else feel like jeffs act is what the muppets could have been if it was for adults.

[@cooperminion825]

If they ever make a sequel to The Happytime Murders they should have Peanut do a cameo

[@dylanthebiguy]

Yes..........I guess lol

[@jonathank4278]

Yes

[@parker-boy98]

Something like that

[@adsfafadfasdfasdfasdf]

Fun fact they tried that

[@robj7481]

We saw Jeff in Laughlin. He’s very funny and really brings the puppets to life. 😀 We’d see him again if we’re ever allowed to leave the house again

[@Panwere36]

Jeff, my grandmother and I watched you during your earlier career, especially your first appearance on Johnny Carson's *Tonight Show*. She and I both knew that night you would be famous and get where you are now. She has passed on, but I am only happy to tell you some of my happiest memories are of her and I watching you with Walter, Peanut, and Jose, and she would have approved of Bubba J and Achmed as well. I share my love of your work with my friends and family, and I love your book as well.

[@danielclaw]

Jeff: Did you threaten to kill someone? Achmed: Seriously? Me: Ya, seriously? We all know he does it daily.

[@PeridotChampion]

Achmed... "It's SILENCE! I KILL YOU!" I just can't help it! I love Achmed the best.

[@samirsedky3324]

What was that number 4?

[@DoubleM-hf6ih]

It’s “SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!” 🤣

[@Peaches1691]

Walter will always be my favorite, but I love them all. This was fun to watch!

[@stormslice3308]

"This is Racist Profiling! Here's my right profile, her's my left profile. and I'm a racist. Wait what?"

[@antiglitchsepticeye7164]

josh house I was watching that part when I read your comment

[@charlesbrown3224]

josh house who the hell was you

[@maxalexander9287]

I fawkin died at that part

[@jessiehermit9503]

@@maxalexander9287 Same. Bubba J is so stupid; he probably just meant that he's into racing.

[@snipergames4565]

Same😂

[@kimberlycensi3398]

Jeff Dunham is the funniest..what we need in this world. Thanks!

[@LynxSouth]

When you look at that line-up at 3:30, there can be no argument that the inside of our dear Mr. Dunham's mind is seriously messed up. Viva Jeff-fa-fa!

[@haylie2.046]

It gives me a weird feeling when Walter doesn't have his arms crossed.

[@ajassassin7912]

I went to this show for my 14th birthday. It was the best present my parents ever gave me!

[@jujuherefr]

“Is it true that you threatened to kill someone?” . . . *”Seriously?”*

[@iiamm_jae]

Jeff: is it true you threatened to kill someone Achmed: seriously?

[@ghostx4862]

"And then he touched me right.... could you turn him over" 😂😂😂😂

[@williamconrad1087]

I finally get it, he’s a puppet.

[@zackryder747]

Been a fan for a few years and I can't stop laughing from that! You are amazing! Great job on the super funny skit!

[@jessedavis1741]

“I was on my front pourch smoking crack and shooting at foreign cars” haha I love walter

[@beebob1279]

I found this channel getting ready to drive three hours home. I laughed all the way just listening to this stuff. It's hysterical.

[@subjectdelta4758]

Archmed: When does the water boarding start, I'm thirsty. 😂😂😂

[@darklord9911]

It is achmed

[@dionlindsay2]

@@darklord9911 "That's A - C - phlegm - M - E - D" (Jeff DunHAM)

[@corporalwolf7058]

For Peanut, instead of the police it should have been animal control.

[@kaledoodoo1733]

Antasma, The Bat King Wtf?

[@cooperminion825]

But do "woozles" count as being animals?

[@gaelatriano5996]

Woozle control

[@umadbroyo2388]

Heres my right profile....... and here my left profile....... and I am a racist...hahahhahahaha..... WAIT WHAT!? xD LOL

[@zionfisher349]

I died when I saw Peanut in the rollercoaster!!! Best editing ever!!! 😭😭 😍😍😍

[@prattmaster7269]

When

[@subjectdelta4758]

"God, is that you?" 😂😂😂

[@m3ll650]

Subject Delta yes

[@SuperMonsterFredbear]

Subject Delta God sounds alot like Jeff.

[@nicolenewsome4863]

Lmao

[@delusionalemon]

Hilariously Hilarious..... Jeff Dunham is freakin Awesome

[@debbie3218]

Saw Jeff performing his newest show 'Perfectly Unbalanced' when he came to my area in May 2017. Didn't like the new baby character, but otherwise, I laughed so hard, I almost gave myself an asthma attack.

[@brandondowdy4220]

I seen him during his controlled chaos tour. I missed the last 2

[@pamfoster4460]

I want to see this in entirety-not just the start. Covid has me wanting to Binge watch Jeff and all the characters so I can laugh...

[@KingJellyRoll73]

Hold your camels 😂

[@Moneymakinglinksmedia]

lol

[@Puppet_Gamer]

I guess that means that Achmed doesn't have horses in his home country.

[@KingJellyRoll73]

😂

[@amandareprogal2938]

Yes

[@coreynapier7668]

lol 😊😊 love it tatas lol peanuts my fav

[@Alexa03123]

I remember seeing this at the live show, but I thought I remembered seeing more of Walter freaking out about the pictures and confessing to things that no one needed to know about.

[@jukebox_draws]

I'd like to see Jeff Dunham with Slappy

[@EpicMickey777]

Jeff would be screwed with Slappy around.

[@TheSteamLord]

+Josh Thomas probably would scare everyone

[@Motogrl224]

How did you guys hear about Slappy?

[@jukebox_draws]

movie

[@jukebox_draws]

duh

[@reddeathrenegade]

"When does the waterboarding start? Because I'm thirsty" So wrong yet so so funny

[@romanhardware]

I think Jeff would be a great actor as a detective in movies or TV shows and the detective could have a hobby as a ventriloquist for his fellow police officers

[@ILIK3HATERZ]

0:57 When Walter holds it for 3 hours 1:12 bubba j 2:29 😂

[@jamcastillo01]

1:45 , I'm dead 😂

[@johnkrypciak4943]

yes

[@sunlvvr]

JAMCastillo1 me too 😂

[@charliehart1621]

JAMCastillo1 a

[@salimsey007]

When does the waterboarding starts because I am thirsty.😂

[@ewew2304]

Hold you camels I'm broadcasting here😂😂😂

[@alejandroguzman1187]

when does the waterboarding start cause I'm thirsty :)

[@barbaraunderwood1762]

Peanuts & the cigarette had me cracking up but all was funny. It’s amazing how Jeff does the voices & he’s not beside them 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

[@jamesdumond2438]

3:57 All 4 holds a paper that says, "Silence! I Kill You! I saw it at New York State Fair on August 27, 2013. :) 4:07 Peanut reads the phrase 4:20 Walter says the phrase in a board voice 4:25 Walter says it again 4:43 Bubba J couldn't read Achmed's catch phrase, because he's drunk. 5:04 "Be quiet, or you're dead!" 5:07 "Silence! I kill You!"

[@myladionne1435]

“Can I borrow your handcuffs cause I have a date with your mother” “Hey cop I have your gun”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@souljourneyer2580]

I think swinging from the lamp was just stopping it all off. 😂😂😂

[@proguy24]

You'll never find me hahahahaa!!! I just Lovvvvveeeeee Achmed !!

[@matthewprovince9778]

Random Thoughts So do I.

[@cherylmchugh-hall-3778]

Me too lol 😂

[@chrisatchison4975]

I have seen other ventriloquist's but I seriously think Jeff Dunham does the best work

[@EPM_Mashups]

I haven't seen Jeff in years and I didn't think he would still be funny, I was pleasantly surprised :)

[@colinsilagyi2003]

3:21 “Hey Officer Butt-Head, got your gun” 😂😂🤣🤣

[@omartistry]

The way Achmed screamed was too funny.

[@danielclaw]

I'm glad i came across this channel, Jeff does a really good job at doing these acts.

[@aspenfaye]

I wonder what terrorists would think about achmed.

[@NatandGeorge]

He's their biggest recruiter! (now that Bush Jr is no longer president)

[@jebsmith323]

Let it go already.

[@hakiemtorres7752]

Lps DerpaDerp same

[@alishabrett4848]

clearly not much 😂

[@AgentWD40x]

They love Achmed. He's a big hit in Saudi Arabia.

[@joshberman3659]

Finally. Achmed's creepy catchphrase is spoofed off comically for real. I thought it was never ever gonna happen for real. Took a good long while, but it's the end that counts the most.

[@silly_commie]

This is my first Jeff dumham video I watched.

[@justinbaker1873]

Again, i was bed with my wife, not having sex, thats not what these pictures say

[@robertgaitan370]

Justin Naked

[@robertgaitan370]

Justin Naked

[@damotoneko1500]

*+Justin Baker* Must've been photoshoped.

[@trishmincks9369]

Justin Baker I'm up io

[@cherryisaloser8940]

Justin Baker but... Who took the pictures?

[@lou1450]

2:53 me on every road trip

[@hirammartinez952]

Watching your videos always puts me in a better mood I always need a good laugh after 16 hours of work👍🏼👍🏼UP

[@markwalmsley9868]

Now that is so funny. I can’t stop laughing 😂 thanks for making me laugh so much. Just what I needed ❤️

[@rainbowdash-ym4vo]

Achmed: yes it is I Achmed and I’m broadcasting to you from a secret cave where you’ll never find me Not a single noise Not even achmed *knock on the door* Achmed: HOLD YOUR CAMELS IM BROADCASTING HERE

[@billfromelma]

Good one! Thanks for not forgetting us here on KZbin.

[@antasmathebatking2386]

Peanut: HEY! HOW'D HE SMUGGLE THAT IN HERE?! Bubba J: It was in my pokey! Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thenecroticraptor8338]

"Hey Officer Butthead! Got your guuun!"

[@sewcrazy9433]

Jeff, you're my knight in shining armour. I needed a laugh & and you rode in.

[@thavidu78]

...I miss the Jeff Dunham show.

[@reyannhansen2852]

thavidu78 I know me too :'(

[@matthewprovince9778]

Me too

[@nicolenewsome4863]

Me too 😢😢😢

[@grimlockthetyrant4521]

At least he’s still on Netflix and KZbin.

[@IsaaCo777]

Wait what happend?

[@mimilolo3490]

Thanks a lot for laughing ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ From time to time I come back here to watch these stuff over and over again

[@elenarafaella]

you want the truth! you want the truth! you cant handle the truth! lol

[@sheilabarron4526]

Jeff keep them boys in the box hehehe✌💙

[@lockjaw7437]

Hey stantler waldorf silences I keell you

[@WhoisPhillyMDeck]

-WHAT ELSE IS IN THE BOX JEFF?-

[@tejask4889]

Seriously, this was the best thing i have seen in a long time... :D

[@JWSimmonsIV]

Way to funny indeed! The world needs more Jeff Dunhams . . .

[@ryker6richard]

Dam thats funny, love thoses arguing puppets, they're halarios

[@thesithsaiyan4864]

0:24 insert FBI open up meme

[@cherryisaloser8940]

"Excuse me, later can I borrow your handcuffs? I have a date with your mother" *I freaking love you*

[@SuperMonsterFredbear]

Hey, Officer Butthead! Gotcha Gun! HAHA! 😂 😂 😂

[@donniebrooke-prowrestleruf6735]

You should do a "Happy Days" skit with the Puppets

[@leandra2288]

I cracked tf up when his eye looked slowly to the right 😂😂😂

[@FATIMAH1313]

darn dont you just love achmed lmao

[@cherylmchugh-hall-3778]

Yes lol. I do

[@DoubleM-hf6ih]

“Is it true you threatened to kill someone?” “Seriously?”

[@justaclasher1634]

3:03 - 3:20 can't stop laughing xD

[@NCGreeneyes85]

I'm dying laughing, I could watch this all the time. 🤣😆😀😃😂

[@shemweaver3780]

Would love to see a movie made with these guys!!!

[@ctrnitro-fueledmaster1684]

3:23 "got your gun." 🤣 Achmed is my favorite.

[@davidthiewes5461]

My favorite character is peanut

[@midnightYaruta]

Greetings Infidels ...🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Hilarious.

[@captaincomicbook9169]

You deserve way more than one mill subs

[@AgentH53]

I would love to see a Muppet style movie, with those guys. They made an cartoon about Achmed, so why not.

[@OneeyedHunter96]

2:46 Peanut: And then he touched me right..... Can you turn him over?

[@pixelparasite829]

I loved peanut in this! 😂😂😂

[@jamesdhans8538]

1:12 You Can Hear The Engine BUBBA J HAS HIS FOOT TO THE FLOOR

[@daveschwartz9712]

Achmed is so cool. Love the entire skid with the exception of Big Daddy D.

[@nancypurdie8324]

"Then he touched me riiiiggghhhttt... can you turn him over."

[@jamesfountain6183]

Thank you for years & years of making me laugh at the gang!

[@rishi8840]

where is Melvin , sweet daddy dee

[@djtalksrandomly9455]

Melvin was retired in 2012. Sweet Daddy Dee was retired with him- but still makes some appearances in KZbin videos. They confirmed this on the "Minding the Monsters" DVD.

[@rishi8840]

:(

[@festusxiii5724]

And Jose jalapeño

[@djtalksrandomly9455]

Jose's still around I think. But he's just not as big as these four.

[@Kuebel350]

+Festus He's somewhere else. On a steek!

[@static.w4ve]

Peanut and Walter are my favorite!! Both hilarious asf

[@austinmiller3497]

Wow This hilarious I hope to meet Jeff Dunham someday I am a huge fan of him my favorites are Walter, peanut,achmed,bubba j and of course Jose jalapeno on a steeeek😄😂😂

[@terzofan55]

the part where peanut was swinging from the lights is the best part 😂👍🏻

[@valeriejohnson5283]

Oh my, this was laugh out loud hilarious! I love Bubba.💖💖

[@truckerpeterose]

Jeff Dunham is a gosh darn legend.

[@lauraviana996]

my favority part is : 3:11 LOL

[@drevakelemen52n92]

Silence...I kill You.... perfect... hahaha... love from AUSTRALIA... DrEva