Jamali Maddix Live at the Apollo

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@walwin
@walwin 7 жыл бұрын
Absolutely obsessed with this guy right now. Anyone else see his Vice documentary?
@eatmywords
@eatmywords 5 жыл бұрын
louis theroux 2.0
@sharib.4188
@sharib.4188 4 жыл бұрын
Me too. I think he's rather clever and adorable.
@roostercrows3477
@roostercrows3477 4 жыл бұрын
GOD Put us in are skin , only evil make us fight over it. GOD bless you thank you for a great time .
@dyobodraode2554
@dyobodraode2554 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@yougotsoul8939
@yougotsoul8939 6 жыл бұрын
You can tell he's had to water-down his comedy for the BBC.
@lewiskeeffe8649
@lewiskeeffe8649 8 жыл бұрын
ballsy and confident confrontation of sensitive issues. hopefully gets more limelight.
@Ana_crusis
@Ana_crusis 6 жыл бұрын
there's a little group of you writing this drivel here, I presume you are his friends. It's not going to help him, he's shit.
@nowlibongo6123
@nowlibongo6123 5 жыл бұрын
Make Showers Golden Again shame, you think Pepe and 4chan are alt right. I think your argument is invalid purely because of that.
@darylthomas7317
@darylthomas7317 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ana_crusisyou must have hit a new low in life to spend your time spewing hate against someone. i hope man the troubles and insecurities that you are having in your life will go away. Just stay strong and have a more positive outlook on life you will get through this tough phase for sure. But you need to get rid of that negativity you have stored within you or you will see it manifest in some new way in your life. That man is good or not the audiences wil decide and you habe little power over it, why not spend that time working on yourself.
@Ana_crusis
@Ana_crusis 4 жыл бұрын
@@darylthomas7317 I'm sorry your brain no longer works. I hope you get better...
@mrtjm1152
@mrtjm1152 6 жыл бұрын
Saw him at the comedy central live. Hes amazing. One of my new favourites now. My guy
@Phil-bz5jq
@Phil-bz5jq 8 жыл бұрын
watch his series on viceland, hate thy neighbour. he goes and meets extremist racist groups round the world, very funny.
@nismokali
@nismokali 8 жыл бұрын
Philip Trewick Yea man I love that show! Can't wait to see more episodes.
@msaqib0517
@msaqib0517 5 жыл бұрын
Philip Trewick link?
@Seannn94
@Seannn94 5 жыл бұрын
David Sanchez and nazis etc
@Sid_2007
@Sid_2007 5 жыл бұрын
@@Seannn94 David was trying to be smart and funny by mentioning muslims.
@Nucstar
@Nucstar 5 жыл бұрын
It's actually just the US 😁
@michelleamatulle6378
@michelleamatulle6378 7 жыл бұрын
Loved that last joke. Brilliant.
@djcandle3863
@djcandle3863 8 жыл бұрын
Jamali' the man. Hope he makes it big
@WhyCwalkDarwin
@WhyCwalkDarwin 7 жыл бұрын
Fucking absolute legend. Love his sets 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙌
@gravecode
@gravecode 6 жыл бұрын
happy to see he did well at the apollo, tough crowd
@paulaldershot7991
@paulaldershot7991 6 жыл бұрын
did well, what was you watching it was canned laughter
@mytayube
@mytayube 6 жыл бұрын
easy crowd
@Idk-dd2gn
@Idk-dd2gn 7 жыл бұрын
His hand was shaking. I would be shitting myself in front of that many people
@PrejudicePotatoe
@PrejudicePotatoe 6 жыл бұрын
I think it's actually some sort of neurological disorder. He waves the mic around like that during every show.
@darraghscott920
@darraghscott920 2 күн бұрын
​@@PrejudicePotatoe But not at all in his documentaries. It's part of his act, just something he does when he's fired up
@gluefood781
@gluefood781 6 жыл бұрын
Jamali! This guy is the 🐐!!! I watch his show all the time
@godmachine12
@godmachine12 5 жыл бұрын
‘I'm flipping through the profiles cause I'm a scumbag.’ Fuckin' ace!!!
@thacrypt223
@thacrypt223 7 жыл бұрын
I rarely laughed this hard while watching stand up comedy, but this was amazing. Made me laugh so hard I cried.
@paulaldershot7991
@paulaldershot7991 6 жыл бұрын
you got to be joking ,your comment made me laugh more,
@YoAbzi
@YoAbzi 7 жыл бұрын
Original content very creative and funny. Hope he makes it big.
@Ana_crusis
@Ana_crusis 6 жыл бұрын
nonsense , utter drivel.
@paulw6183
@paulw6183 5 жыл бұрын
So original listening to a black man moaning about white people, and a millenial moaning about brexit.
@SIDEKICKRHENYNALDO
@SIDEKICKRHENYNALDO 5 жыл бұрын
I think Chappelle made a similar joke about the pussy economy.
@politure
@politure 8 жыл бұрын
Refreshing! I think. I haven't watched stand up for a pretty long while. Is he new on the mainstream circuit? I don't even know. Good though.
@27darryl27
@27darryl27 8 жыл бұрын
Lint yeah he's new-ish. Has been on a huge rise since 2014
@babaloo4ever
@babaloo4ever 8 жыл бұрын
ahww look at his hand shaking! cuuute xx
@aishaaslam6742
@aishaaslam6742 8 жыл бұрын
babaloo4ever Ye was he nervous? His hand kept going up?
@wilfredwebster911
@wilfredwebster911 8 жыл бұрын
and you can see hes written stuff on his hand
@jubejube393
@jubejube393 8 жыл бұрын
um I think that may be parkinsons
@dyfrig26
@dyfrig26 7 жыл бұрын
Im sure it isn't nerves, he does it all the tim e
@arod7425
@arod7425 7 жыл бұрын
he does it even in settings of like 35 people, and hes done it on his show countless times.
@puddingpudding9579
@puddingpudding9579 5 жыл бұрын
Love and laughed so much🤣🤣🤣🤣
@spicytuna5920
@spicytuna5920 5 жыл бұрын
Give this man a thing
@BenEyre
@BenEyre 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, he went to uni with steven tries
@CityStarrzz
@CityStarrzz 4 жыл бұрын
Steven tries went to uni with him
@deedeedan8681
@deedeedan8681 6 жыл бұрын
I shouldn't have laughed so hard at the words "pussy economy" asdfghjkl
@jonmoore7387
@jonmoore7387 5 жыл бұрын
thanks for the laughter x
@davidjlosi
@davidjlosi 7 жыл бұрын
Fuckin' love this guy. 😂💀 Hate Thy Neighbor is great.
@blek6708
@blek6708 5 жыл бұрын
I agree wholeheartedly on stopping old people voting lmfao
@samhenri7350
@samhenri7350 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, ignore the dislikes. This guy is fuckin' hilarious.
@hemarabadia5890
@hemarabadia5890 6 жыл бұрын
that was beautiful
@abdullahabd7677
@abdullahabd7677 5 жыл бұрын
1:42 that was such a great punchline!! KZbin had to suggest me cranberries zombies after that.
@victoriaponce699
@victoriaponce699 5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@buskingkarma2503
@buskingkarma2503 Ай бұрын
He's right,,,🐱sy out trumps everything!😂
@supertonfrank3964
@supertonfrank3964 5 жыл бұрын
Granddad's face at 6:44 confused but amused
@massagebroad
@massagebroad 7 жыл бұрын
His cute self! 💕
@BrandonS22
@BrandonS22 5 жыл бұрын
"right"?
@Azriel884
@Azriel884 6 жыл бұрын
Isn't this Guz Khan???
@roisinmurphy6775
@roisinmurphy6775 6 жыл бұрын
I love him !!!
@-iss-8592
@-iss-8592 6 жыл бұрын
An actual funny act
@sassykulturesurridge5885
@sassykulturesurridge5885 3 жыл бұрын
Made me laugh so hard
@KasbashPlays
@KasbashPlays 5 жыл бұрын
"Gyulfriend" is how I'll refer to my own girlfriend. Thanks Jamali!
@thephantomterence9211
@thephantomterence9211 7 жыл бұрын
Sounds so much like Micky Flannagan or whatever his face is...
@Ana_crusis
@Ana_crusis 6 жыл бұрын
you need training in British accents. He sounds *nothing* like him
@therabo
@therabo 6 жыл бұрын
lol nutcase
@harrymills9750
@harrymills9750 3 жыл бұрын
That was funny 😁
@williano57
@williano57 6 жыл бұрын
This guy is funny
@ashteregg2133
@ashteregg2133 5 жыл бұрын
clever guy
@vendor-locksoftwareco.5483
@vendor-locksoftwareco.5483 7 жыл бұрын
is he dying to pick his nose or something ??
@ashsundar6117
@ashsundar6117 4 жыл бұрын
I wish i could have double liked that. Lmfao
@nmacog
@nmacog 7 жыл бұрын
now THAT was funny !
@ORGANICsoulJAZZ
@ORGANICsoulJAZZ 5 жыл бұрын
Is he in N.Y.?
@fab-ian
@fab-ian 5 жыл бұрын
Can someone count how many times he said the word 'right'?
@ThePhunnman5
@ThePhunnman5 6 жыл бұрын
He’s pretty good, right? Good jokes, right?
@salimosman8188
@salimosman8188 6 жыл бұрын
Fresh n funny...hope he gets more time on tv..
@siletamus2016
@siletamus2016 6 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious 😂
@toxictrace6775
@toxictrace6775 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for uploading it BUT, the joke about been an ass hole which relates with been British, England-the empire, the queen, it's not here, and other Brilliant minutes missing on this video and, that leads me to the obvious questions ask to why??....
@paulaldershot7991
@paulaldershot7991 6 жыл бұрын
He is a prick who wants to live here but puts us down, so pack your bag Jamali and do one.
@littleblueplanet4973
@littleblueplanet4973 6 жыл бұрын
he was nervous and shaking and mostly had his eyes closen lool i like like dat
@aurelrider9490
@aurelrider9490 5 жыл бұрын
Bru gb did not left the eu till TODAY!!!
@SumitKumar-tw4qe
@SumitKumar-tw4qe 5 жыл бұрын
GradeAUnderA?????
@willnash1842
@willnash1842 5 жыл бұрын
Good shout 🤔🤔. Funny how Grade has disappeared while Jamali has blown up aswell
@anynextdon4684
@anynextdon4684 8 жыл бұрын
i think he's really fit haha
@Jameslawz
@Jameslawz 6 жыл бұрын
His last joke on pussy being like stock is a Chris Rock joke. Not hating on him reusing the joke but it's literally taken from Chris Rock's stand up almost word for word with the same drop in mannerisms and tone.
@khansakhadim8032
@khansakhadim8032 4 жыл бұрын
Who isn't still mad at Thatcher 😂😂😂😂
@camillanikolaisen3268
@camillanikolaisen3268 5 жыл бұрын
just saw the guy,he was funny in many ways:)but some was not as funny.
@Peteroot007
@Peteroot007 7 жыл бұрын
When is the comedy starting?
@paulaldershot7991
@paulaldershot7991 6 жыл бұрын
agree mate about as funny as rabies in a blind dog training school.
@Tikumu-nh9wo
@Tikumu-nh9wo 6 жыл бұрын
When are you leaving?
@SPEAKTHETRUTH.24.7.
@SPEAKTHETRUTH.24.7. 4 жыл бұрын
Stop old people voting.. LMAO
@ZZ29993
@ZZ29993 7 жыл бұрын
He needs work on his pace, seems like he's nervous tryna get through all his shit
@ahmedsuleman2010
@ahmedsuleman2010 5 жыл бұрын
The stock market joke is Daves joke
@londonshaf
@londonshaf 7 жыл бұрын
Stole the last joke but still kinda funny.
@Stoney93
@Stoney93 5 жыл бұрын
This guys voice high asf when he talks he can do the voice over for Donald Duck
@peterhawthorne4942
@peterhawthorne4942 2 жыл бұрын
Listen mate 5664 old mam said I'm worse rascist ever,she said 'every person i had sleeping over she can not remember a white freind!¡But listen mate I think I am rascist,i have a lot of topic's i want to reason with you,i don't want anyone of any race ever harmed, please 🙏 seriously respectful issues i need to, oh please 🙏 please 🙏 have someone talk to me,thnx, you stand up is amazing
@mu545h1
@mu545h1 6 жыл бұрын
How much coke did he snort before this stand up?
@jcole82
@jcole82 6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@gorillachilla
@gorillachilla 5 жыл бұрын
Ok ok ok ok right ok ok ok ok ok
@Williamstanway
@Williamstanway 6 жыл бұрын
Saw him on Frankie Boyle show , he has good points but when he started saying that white brits who like the royal family are supporting a "false idea" I found that really offensive , there is nothing false about the monarchy they are the only part of traditional Britain we have left and I'm proud of it.
@dafyddroff8084
@dafyddroff8084 5 жыл бұрын
Traditional England, not Britain.
@Williamstanway
@Williamstanway 5 жыл бұрын
Even better
@dafyddroff8084
@dafyddroff8084 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly, us Welsh and Scottish and Irish ought to throw off the yoke of English oppression. Annibyniaeth Nawr!
@bangtwister
@bangtwister 7 жыл бұрын
Your not very funny mate. The bit about over 70’s not voting is ripped off from Sean lock.
@Ana_crusis
@Ana_crusis 6 жыл бұрын
Sean said over 65 but you're right he isn't funny at all
@paulaldershot7991
@paulaldershot7991 6 жыл бұрын
spot on mate he is a knob
@jaybrewster2475
@jaybrewster2475 5 жыл бұрын
People complaining about elderly voters is nothing new
@jackmccarthy1865
@jackmccarthy1865 7 жыл бұрын
Shit yarn that you bring up hitler when you’re commenting on racism in local society is from “social influence brings violence”... when no one listing yet acts until some means of social injustice is displayed, in which you usually over shadow with a shot article about your shitty stand up routine... I Would never consider myself racist until I realised that People against “racism” are acting against people who are portrayed in considering themselves a social back stop for rasism Must because they believe that rasism can just as easily effect the other side
@yas2821
@yas2821 6 жыл бұрын
We ain't left bruv, and we ain't gonna
@benbirch2393
@benbirch2393 7 жыл бұрын
Well he ain't Richard Pryor
@1asianBALLER
@1asianBALLER 8 жыл бұрын
anyone else thinks this guy looks a bit like j cole?
@Papercut625
@Papercut625 6 жыл бұрын
Yea before Cole had dreads.
@tobyb1018
@tobyb1018 3 жыл бұрын
Def stop old people voting-but not that young, 70/75 maybe?
@XX-tq1oe
@XX-tq1oe 6 жыл бұрын
Keep the mic down u ain't a rapper maan
@leilal1936
@leilal1936 6 жыл бұрын
All I could here was he's "right".
@notag1006
@notag1006 8 жыл бұрын
race is akward
@SPEAKTHETRUTH.24.7.
@SPEAKTHETRUTH.24.7. 4 жыл бұрын
He looks and talks like a Bangali... LMAO
@rocketskyvolta3004
@rocketskyvolta3004 7 жыл бұрын
WACK. My toes gave him 10 toes down!
@paulaldershot7991
@paulaldershot7991 6 жыл бұрын
Yes what a knob
@Stephan74
@Stephan74 6 жыл бұрын
Annoying.
@wallytoynbee626
@wallytoynbee626 7 жыл бұрын
You just can't have enough racial grievance mongering, can you. Does he really have to do all that shouting though. Painful.
@IsmailPbx
@IsmailPbx 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone else sick comedians talking about race? I think it's been done to death
@IsmailPbx
@IsmailPbx 6 жыл бұрын
@Rick Harrison you can never really tell what they'll take about when you go to their standups or videos and most of it is just talking about race which is starting to not be funny. It's a hit and miss situation.
@jmdh8294
@jmdh8294 6 жыл бұрын
No race jokes are still funny
@jaybrewster2475
@jaybrewster2475 5 жыл бұрын
"most of it is just talking about race " you see what you want to see.
@Ana_crusis
@Ana_crusis 6 жыл бұрын
drop the stupid invented rapper accent and then get funny and you might become a comedian ( i doubt it very much though)
@BrianBaastrup
@BrianBaastrup 6 жыл бұрын
Salty
@dafyddroff8084
@dafyddroff8084 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like someone doesn’t under how accents work
@marshallart113
@marshallart113 6 жыл бұрын
Fair play.. but fook joke about stuff ya know and experienced
@davemc5075
@davemc5075 4 жыл бұрын
Can anybody that's not white just do normal comedy ?? Why is it always about race?
@tiscover
@tiscover 4 жыл бұрын
You could look up a guy called Bill Cosby. He is hilarious.
@_______unknown_______
@_______unknown_______ 4 жыл бұрын
Im brown and i never talk about race my comedy is about offensive shit
@fourmoyle
@fourmoyle 3 жыл бұрын
Awww, I can see you're uncomfortable.
@3rdEyeMangekyoRinnegan
@3rdEyeMangekyoRinnegan 5 жыл бұрын
God Even the Apollo got Gentrified. Smfh
@AnneHardingBondiJct
@AnneHardingBondiJct 7 жыл бұрын
pretty bad !
@brut2079
@brut2079 6 жыл бұрын
SJW ''comedian''
@alexjones7043
@alexjones7043 3 жыл бұрын
Before watching a single second of this video I’m going to have a guess at what he talks about. Let me see...... hmmmmmmmmm...... racism?? Now let’s watch and find out when it starts. Haha fuck. 49 seconds. I.AM.SHOCKED.
@xwolfiegreenwoodx
@xwolfiegreenwoodx 3 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't you be whining about white genocide somewhere? Stop being so bloody soft ffs.
@alexjones7043
@alexjones7043 3 жыл бұрын
@@xwolfiegreenwoodx Bugger me how’s the lack of self awareness on it?
@xwolfiegreenwoodx
@xwolfiegreenwoodx 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexjones7043 you just tried something there, didn't you? What did you try?
@alexjones7043
@alexjones7043 3 жыл бұрын
@@xwolfiegreenwoodx helping you. Not worth it.
@JackVermicelli
@JackVermicelli 8 жыл бұрын
Wow, that accent's awful.
@johnlachman5121
@johnlachman5121 8 жыл бұрын
Not like he has much choice in the matter
@AbdulMalik-oh4mm
@AbdulMalik-oh4mm 7 жыл бұрын
He has a lisp
@Ana_crusis
@Ana_crusis 6 жыл бұрын
yes he does. That accent doesn't exist. It's the one hoodies and would be British rappers made up. It's an affectation and he needs to drop it
@moments22
@moments22 5 жыл бұрын
Typical East London
@Tubeyou329
@Tubeyou329 5 жыл бұрын
This guy sounds like the little guy from horrible bosses with the annoying voice
@wallytoynbee626
@wallytoynbee626 7 жыл бұрын
Good grief, Just look at the state of him! Has he got any redeeming features? I think he only got some laughs out of sympathy. Can't even believe he's managed to even get a girl friend. Unpleasant to look at - painful to listen to.
@s.c.1151
@s.c.1151 7 жыл бұрын
he's hot to me lol
@Yass.otb208
@Yass.otb208 7 жыл бұрын
why are u such a hater man hes very popularv
@babyfather
@babyfather 7 жыл бұрын
you wyling lmfaooo jamali fine as fuckkkkk
@Pak.v
@Pak.v 6 жыл бұрын
Wally Toynbee to most of his generation he is VERY good looking 😊 you sound bitter
@paulaldershot7991
@paulaldershot7991 6 жыл бұрын
Spot on what a prick
@RTKFilms
@RTKFilms 6 жыл бұрын
Here we go....another comic that wouldn't be a comic if he was white. Pretty weak.
@sirrealist5897
@sirrealist5897 6 жыл бұрын
Race themed material...’Yawn, yawn’!!!
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