jerma and ster play tf2 highlights (both povs)

[@yuriunderscoregaming]

ster is just yaoi sterma water torture for jerma's soul

[@chuckbatmangaming]

This fucking sentence hurts my brain what has Ster done to us

[@ricflairsayswoo5894]

None of those words are in the Bible

[@cerise4689]

i think i just had a stroke

[@alchemispark7751]

​@@ricflairsayswoo5894just?

[@GibbousTT]

@@ricflairsayswoo5894 soul???

[@MrJinglejanglejingle]

I still remember seeing someone say "Jerma is so focused, Ster has to flashbang him with words to get him to pay attention"

[@swizzili4309]

HAHAHAHA

[@nuttybames8690]

Okay but this is so fucking accurate, I remember a stream where ster was essentially talking to himself cuz jerm was so hyper focused on tf2

[@quantumblauthor7300]

The adhd experience is enhanced by a friend who can snap you out of screen-face

[@Xezian]

Jerma is so focused, Ster has to bang him pay attention

[@als_pals]

@@quantumblauthor7300 I call it them being tabbed out

[@howen474]

I love how Ster talks like he hasn’t had any human interaction in 12 years

[@aychelleff]

I read this comment directly as Ster asked Jerma “do you believe in ghosts?” 😂

[@louther1213]

Even worse, he played overwatch for years

[@mimik222]

HELP

[@quantumblauthor7300]

And now he's getting the humam interaction and can finally allegedly heal

[@barrybobert9294]

Relatable

[@OzzyFoxMercury]

somehow in the last 10 years they swapped places and now Jerma is the straight man and Star is the funny man

[@angusmcclelland4862]

Neither of these men are straight

[@AshButHesTheRealOne]

@@angusmcclelland4862jerma has a wife

[@CEDEREL]

@@AshButHesTheRealOnejerma’s boyfriend is gonna be so upset when he hears this

[@MiroredImage]

It's so fucking funny that this is exactly what has happened lmfao

[@angusmcclelland4862]

@@AshButHesTheRealOne his wife star_ doesn't count

[@deecomposerr]

best part of this stream was people in discord saying that making sterma jokes was weird and inappropriate and then ster kept saying hornier and hornier shit abt jerma

[@dennnnnn1352]

The jerma discord? The same community where cat boy jerma has became its own thing??

[@holly5234]

I recognize your pfp from jermacord, i left for a bit and it was amazing watching people saying its weird then ster talk about breeding it was a perfect fever dream

[@justinhamilton8647]

jermacord is so weird and prudish abt it lmfao. no sex jokes in my christian jerma server

[@LordVader1094]

@@holly5234 I think Jerma fans forgot how fake horny (forny) Ster is for Jerma

[@LordVader1094]

@@justinhamilton8647 Almost as prudish as Jerma

[@CletoFrost]

ster is trying so hard to win back his ex

[@SinfulSaint0102]

I know they both haven't played the game in like a decade but I got big "Welcome back, cheater" energy from Star.

[@Hazztech]

​@@SinfulSaint0102he's jealous AND horny

[@IntertwinedXEyes]

Ster is dropping hints, while Jerma plays hard to get

[@keb7066]

"hints"

[@GeeGe.]

you haunt me in my nightmares

[@LordVader1094]

Hints in this case being comparable to hitting someone with a sledgehammer

[@redirmer760]

@@LordVader1094 I love this constrast

[@rubles3143]

He's not dropping hints, this is straight up sexual sterassment

[@Finn-wc8nq]

8:13 jerma not even being able to finish saying “I am adhd” before getting distracted perfect representation

[@GroundBeef1]

he wanted to be distracted

[@harry9766]

I believe he’s referring to the keys required to strafe sideways in order to dodge bullets, so: ADADADADAD to go left-right-left

[@quantumblauthor7300]

​@harry9766i think it's both, maybe his voice did the Broken Record thing

[@williamclark7872]

I thought he was referencing the card counting video

[@Sammy-ck5hf]

I like how this is just showing Jerma being rational then Ster is going genuinely insane

[@JARGUN145]

NOT playing TF2 after so long it has scrambled them

[@Afuro-Ougi2]

The roles have reversed

[@frythechip7930]

Yea sorry, just a glitch in the simulation, let me fix that

[@Fridgemasters]

Jerma’s normalcy meter hits stable levels when Star_ or tf2 is involved. kind of a known fact

[@LordVader1094]

@@Fridgemasters Used to be the other way around

[@ShrodingersCatgirl]

the whole time jerma's just trying to play the game meanwhile ster is busy playing psychosexual mind games like he was born to do it

[@C.A._Old]

200 Likes. :-)

[@bigfella6719]

I'm sure you didn't mean it this way, but psychosexual is a Freudian term which means it has pretty crude and fucked connotations

[@Prawnsly]

@@bigfella6719 obviously he meant it that way bro, freudian psychology is practically pop culture at this point - everybody knows terms like that

[@zephyr32]

he was

[@SmellerTheFirst]

​@@bigfella6719btfo'd

[@yuriunderscoregaming]

i forgot this wasnt the tf2 stream where ster asks jerma to milk him

[@hedgehog.of.cydonia]

😭😭😭

[@lovrlovr01]

IS THAT REAL? LMAO

[@Tasicardi]

@@lovrlovr01 no

[@babyyodaismysoda3924]

@@Tasicardi It is real... i looked it up on the Google

[@humanharddrive1]

what do you mean wasn't? which is the one where he asks him to milk him then?

[@junezdollhouse]

the clip at the end is so sweet and funny at the same time because it's like, 2011 jerma is saying he's not that close to ster but still knows him, and then you cut to 12 years later and ster's like "What if i did pushups on top of you" to jermas face

[@lawgx9819]

best part about friendship is comparing their first interaction with the current one, its a warming moment hearing jerma saying "we're not that close" and now having sexual innuendos to each other

[@bigbeefscorcho]

@@lawgx9819it’s beyond innuendos at this point Ster is saying everything shy of “fuck me” Lmao they’re such great pals

[@thefrub]

Jerma just trying to play the game while Ster is standing behind him slathering his bare chest with honey

[@drew2510]

I like the tf2 comic ref

[@redirmer760]

The undertones 🥵

[@dampierre99]

Ster sucks out the insanity of Jerma making him seem like such a normal human being

[@rune.theocracy]

ikr didnt think id find a bigger psycho than jerma

[@dave7474]

ster zucks jermas zenis

[@rune.theocracy]

@@dave7474 agreed

[@krakowski_6237]

@@dave7474 watches zorn on ztream

[@Razsteroid]

@@dave7474 brave and true

[@GLENNACHEEMS]

ster's elation at being called chunky by his husband is so precious

[@sanderbos4243]

That thumbnail is so accurate

[@chuckbatmangaming]

He literally says "I want you" it's perfect

[@sharewaredog]

"jerma... i need you."

[@Pudding404]

Jerma is scared of how the internet will interpret their interactions while Ster also knows full well how the internet will interpret their interactions and wants that fanfiction written anyway, lmao.

[@baaaldur]

more than the overt flirting im baffled by ster being so hung up on the idea of jerma procreating and starting a family throughout this stream. psychosexual depravity

[@luderzuckerfan6990]

that's a shakespeare sonnet iirc

[@dave7474]

a girl once told me about "the responsibility of 10s" and i was mindblown hearing star say that lol

[@llefty]

@@dave7474what does that even mean? serious question

[@dave7474]

@@llefty the responsability of a 10 is that person who is perfectly attractive has to reproduce with as many people as possible to make more attractive people in the next generation. its just a meme though i dont think anyone does that

[@ninjatakes4321]

he highlighted my absolute favorite genre of Skinwalkers to Avoid from the internet

[@christophermelz7962]

ster was fearless and crazier than him. ster was his queen and god help anybody that dared disrespect his queen

[@tahunuva4254]

Is that fucking Call Of The Wild

[@ShivKrishna-e2l]

I read 'dared' pronounced like Jared and was stunlicked for a solid year

[@kingblobthe1st329]

stunlicked???

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Who up licking they batons

[@TatumGrace-kw5eu]

Joker x harley 😂😂

[@No1TypeC]

honestly i clocked out when ster said "how about I do push-ups but you lay under me" that was just too much for me to handle. I'm glad you put that clip literally first.

[@WarriorsCats321]

you are weak

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Weak

[@unnaturallynatural8885]

Too much for you to handle like... what do you mean

[@Mystic-Midnight]

​@@unnaturallynatural8885 he got so hot and bothered he had to go cool off because of how exciting the concept was

[@purplegoopguy]

​@@Mystic-MidnightHe almost sploinked, absolutely had to zerk off, absolute yoinker andy right here

[@TripleXMango]

2:48 This entire exchange kills me. “I think there’s a possibility there could be some… phantoms” is such an incredible answer to “do you think ghosts are real?”

[@thecoolertoadman]

He says it like he has experience

[@trivemas5819]

"im not going to be weird anymore". Ster the rest of the stream:

[@SushinokoLive]

This dynamic is so grounded, Jerma was just starting out in streaming when they first started playing together and Star was a hotshot TF2 player. Fast forward to now, Jerma is one of the biggest streamers on twitch and Star is this stream and youtube veteran. Yet Jerma still plays the role of “new guy and just wants to be as good as his cool friend”

[@MultiWolfLink]

STARTS WITH HELLO HAS HE LEARNED NOTHING

[@MultiWolfLink]

"CAN I GIVE YOU A NEW ONE"

[@ArchPandara]

Ster off his heat suppressants again.

[@lexisanterre]

Bro you cannot just bring fucking AO3 tags into this right now

[@chalk9760]

what is ao3

[@thatguy00271]

LOL

[@noviolam2618]

@@chalk9760sweet summer child

[@chalk9760]

@@noviolam2618 I require an answer

[@Peachy_Edits]

Cutting back and forth between Jerma's facecam and Ster's upper forehead KILLED me

[@sean_r]

i cant just scroll by this. every time i see it that fucking thumbnail hits me like a truck

[@trn0m961]

This is why I'm here

[@sordidcrypt]

i wish that haunted map would possess me with the exaggerated swagger of a homoerotic ster

[@TheAbesX]

Jerma exist Ster_: You should breed

[@Hazztech]

HE'S RIGHT

[@onewholeegg]

Star in 2014 to Jerma: You can just turn on the weird, can't you. Star in 2023 to Jerma: **is the weird**

[@hedgehog.of.cydonia]

i see they were playing, when Ster was ovulating

[@junezdollhouse]

HELLO?????

[@hedgehog.of.cydonia]

@@junezdollhouse 🥴

[@steu9402]

honest to god one of the only good meme thumbnails, it is so accurate to describe the raw desperation of ster you can just imagine him saying "i want you" in the exact same way as the meme

[@SomeGuyWithAFace9]

17:20 someone in chat said "man's built like a zelda boss" when he was talking about this and i LOST IT

[@tubadude-2269]

lmaooooooo 😂😂😂

[@kropotkinnie]

the chunky thing was actually adorable and weirdly i totally get what ster means. sometimes it's nice to have someone compliment you for what you Actually look like, and enjoy the real parts of you rather than superficial stuff. the genuine glee he expressed when jerma called him chunky sent me but by god was that wholesome!

[@RatedManatee]

Ster really said: "hop on tf2" *insert image*

[@friccle_]

Ster is the only one who can make jerma look sane

[@fireblek]

i wish we got more facecam shots of jerma getting embarrassed at ster's flirting

[@strung_music]

i just realized that something about hearing jerma talk not on his own stream or video but from star's perspective hits that specific nostalgia nerve of watching old star videos where jerma is just a disembodied voice

[@stoneapollyon8313]

Ster being absolutely feral once more in tf2

[@Synerco]

Ster exudes power-bottom energy

[@Hazztech]

He exudes Astolfo "gay that would call you gay while fucking" energy

[@TheFoxers101]

oh my god what is with the last clip. the old 2010 jerma clip. its like a highschool monologue over the candid college film of two friends vibe. what the FUCK? weirdly poignant

[@christmasisforlosers]

misread this as weirdly pregnant

[@chuckbatmangaming]

​@@christmasisforloserssterma brain rot

[@TheFoxers101]

@@christmasisforlosers jerma is

[@none-ro9dz]

@@christmasisforlosers sterma mpreg but its 3 billion deformed larvae

[@KimoyaFTW]

aww the end clip made me 🥺

[@russellfisher1303]

It made me ✨ my pants

[@820ka]

he holds one card, that he cant use, but he still wants him

[@polythenepan]

is that a fucking mitski reference

[@Tacdelio]

idk what this means but it's poetic

[@820ka]

@@polythenepan yea

[@rebeccaucich1290]

He’s coming back…..

[@alexandervoicu5309]

@@rebeccaucich1290and it’s the end of the world

[@dardade3277]

You know at 1:44 Jerma says "I have a full Uber right now" and my mind thought "What is Jerma talking about? A full Uber? He's called an Uber but the car is full?"... No. It's an Ubercharge. It really just HAS been that long.

[@TalkingSandvich]

pop it dont drop it but its crashing a car instead

[@dream8461]

DUDE I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THE SAME THING 😂

[@ryan_1099]

This is what I heard at first.

[@vamppanic]

the idea of jerma calling an uber in the middle of the stream is killing me for some reason

[@link4585]

​@@vamppanicbecause he would do it

[@Philiqification]

the comedic timing on the responsibility of a 10 bit was magnificent

[@DazsdWTP]

jerma clips make him seems slightly insane, ster in the picture makes jerma feel like a monotone voiced man in a office job who loves staplers but cant express it

[@JonBWinston]

god i love ster so much, he's not afraid to say what we're all thinking

[@cerise4689]

dude, was ster in heat?

[@spookyghost7515]

jerma has to be in the mood for star mwah mwah mwah

[@den-lavender]

they're such a married couple

[@kuromi8384]

the entire stream was Ster saying weird stuff and jerma going "wait what"

[@stygiansilver9320]

About 2 years ago, a lifelong best friend and I slept together a few times on vacation, and it ruined our friendship. Now we are back to being close friends playing games, but it feels kinda like sterma, but in a really sad way because we know it will never work out. I can never send this to him because of the implications, even though he would find it hilarious.

[@cctz_1]

At least u can find it amusing 😸

[@catswork]

that's a confession and a half i love random stranger drama in sterma vod comment sections

[@bevvvy1374]

In this situation, are you ster or jerma?

[@stygiansilver9320]

@bevvvy1374 hmm we both have our Ster moments, but I'd say I'm more jerma than he is? Idk I have turbo cancer in my brain from years of drug abuse

[@Sharphe]

@@stygiansilver9320 You are an open guy

[@pengufriend]

old jerma clip at the end almost had me tearing up well played

[@jatootjaboot1578]

I watched the livestream. I watched the Cheltie. I watched the ster. I watched the 2ndJerma. And now I watch the Arson. I watch every

[@holly5234]

In true tf2 fashion this was the most homoerotic sterma stream

[@holly5234]

bro this is the second time you've replied being transphobic to me and its under a sterma compilation do you want me or something wha'ts the strategy lmao@@animefarts1488

[@MiroredImage]

​@@holly5234He wants you so fucking bad

[@MiroredImage]

​@@animefarts1488I will never leave the confines of your walls 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

[@TalkingSandvich]

the sandwich pushups was the least homoerotic thing between them all stream

[@TalkingSandvich]

@@animefarts1488 I didn't even know transphobic jerma fans still existed lmfao. maybe you should look up what jerma thinks of people like you. this isn't even the gayest video he's ever made

[@manhuntre]

WEEKS LATER, I'm watching a vod of a COMPLETELY unrelated streamer and he just pulls the thumbnail for this video up out of nowhere and thinks this is jerma's official highlight channel. i cant fucking escape this place no matter where i go i close my eyes i see arson i look outside i see arson i go to the local fire making factory you guessed it i see an OSHA violation and also arson

[@catswork]

can you provide a link to this?

[@quantumblauthor7300]

I'm going to be using "i see arson" now, so please tell me what it's a reference to so I can do it accurately

[@notmybusiness2106]

​@@quantumblauthor7300 arson is the name of this channel, but i know i will be referencing it like it's the actual word

[@Maertivan]

That clip at the very end hit my heart like a truck

[@elixtirr2611]

this banter oh my god I'm gonna cry it's so good

[@toasterenthusiast8023]

I kinda love what stir was saying about liking being called chunky

[@christmasdespacito2505]

jerma is the crazy dude with just about every other person execpt ster, who is so good at making jerma uncomfortable, jerma can't help but take the straight man persona

[@Addicted2Electronics]

15:00 this was the cleanest fucking shot i've seen in my entire life

[@ThatTravGuy]

That ending made me genuinely smile

[@CaeddaFrost]

10+ years later and they still have the best banter of anyone I've ever watched

[@bobertbolero]

The thumbnail is freaking perfect😂😂😂

[@redirmer760]

It's impeccable

[@alphabetloser3680]

"The responsibility of the ten" thats literally half of the shakespearean sonnets to the fair youth 😭

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Look, he had a lot of trauma from losing his son Hamnet, he just addressed it by projecting those regrets with a sprinkle of sexual frustration

[@accountname5526]

I think ster was in heat during this stream

[@thedude0000-b2j]

jesus ster is laying it on THICK

[@snarkycommenthere9027]

in middle school, we found the secret sides tickle spot, and like 3/4 of us were just really fucking ticklish there and we'd sneak up on each other and just lightly jab each other in the sides and we called it "the tazer"

[@DustyRagu]

the ending of this video was actually sweet. If you could hear yourself talk about people who are now your close friends/partners etc. as if they were strangers, i think thatd be fascinating.

[@fuwabnuuy]

This is my comfort video now.

[@lawgx9819]

so glad the ship is still going hard

[@randomfluffypup9608]

that clip at the end got straight to my heart

[@COZYTW]

Jerma vs. STAR era: "You know don't say swears" (jerma proceeds to cuss a whole lot) Sterma era: (ster throwing all kinds of profane things he's probably already done with Ashley at Jerma)

[@aknesh-w8p]

the thumbnail is just golden

[@GoingtoHecq]

Finally they have reunited. Jerma is a buff scout.

[@tuurehu3392]

Holy shit actual true geezer andy clip there at the end

[@toasterenthusiast8023]

I didn't realize how accurate the thumbnail would be

[@cat_enjoyner]

ster was really in his thing in that stream

[@catbirthdays]

that thumbnail is the funniest possible picture you could have used

[@WartyFingleBlaster]

Ster: Says anything Jerma: What?

[@mustardorb8867]

The outro😭 they have come so far

[@allyski5914]

i always forget how fucking funny the random sound foam pads are around sters room

[@somegalnamedseelpit3713]

It took me an awkwardly long time for me to properly hear their talk about "tickling" not being about "pickling". Like. Doing something with pickles. The food.

[@pemo2676]

certified jerma moment

[@montycontrite9178]

Jerma's conqueror impression was spot on

[@TurtleGalaxies]

equip the pen

[@rye_ay_ay]

you rly had to make me cry with the last clip at the end especially recently 😭 practically a decade of goofs and gaffs

[@roamingnemesis]

jerma is so blushy omg 😊

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Smelly sweaty

[@booboothefool6111]

jerma is constantly subject to other streamers just sexually harassing him 😭and he has to just keep going with the stream

[@funfunfunfun6348]

Why do you think he streams with them?

[@Kelvoraax]

“I’m like a fire hose.” -Awkward laugh- “He’s seen it.” HELP IM FUCKING SOBBING SHSHFDHSHFJDBSJFA

[@crit7514]

That last clip was a very nice addition, loved this stream

[@alizardinyourroom1361]

I saw a comment about ster being like "jerma u should breed" and I thought they (commenter) were just like jumping to conclusions but then ster really says "as a ten its your job to procreate as much as possible." Which just. Holy fuck 💀

[@tomjackal5708]

the responsibility of a ten, as a 10/10 man it is your responsibility to reproduce Vault 101: Procreation is your civic duty

[@Tuck213]

9 years we had to live without this

[@freerangerudy]

ster saying "does your chat ever tell you how fuckin sexy you are?" and then immediately giggling all embarrassed while jerma is stonefaced is so gap moe

[@randomraspberry8525]

responsibility of a 10 killed me

[@cap1986]

The fact that star always manages to out-unhinge jerma of all people

[@mult_8797]

this whole stream felt like a several hour long prank phone call that ster did on jerma

[@johnsgoodboy]

ster is so real for always saying exactly what everyone is thinking

[@digi284]

The thumbnail meme is the most fitting stuff Ive seen in years

[@ColonelKlink1965]

The thumbnail is so accurate.