jerma and ster acting divorced for 27 minutes

[@GentlemanQuentin]

*POV: You’re playing on your DS while Jerma and Ster fight in the kitchen*

[@krungys]

writing 'please stop fighting' over and over again in an empty pictochat room

[@GentlemanQuentin]

@krungys Brooo no way 💀😂

[@constanza4909]

I was literally playing Animal Crossing on my DS while watching this lol

[@chickengogo1683]

​@@krungysNOOOO

[@Scrimbly_guy]

@@krungys too real 😅

[@jacobgraham8363]

You can tell how much they are trying to stay together for the sake of the kids, it’s almost admirable despite how sad it is.

[@ytrogue6751]

They like to edge each other.

[@trieumiu7473]

they need to raise chat to be a good kid for gods sake

[@Tttt-740]

​@@ytrogue6751I almost broke my bathroom sink

[@brianfahrner1534]

It's epitomized so well in that moment at 6:54

[@redmist6630]

ster got boypreggers?

[@bolson42]

I love how Jerma looks like a different creature every stream and Ster hasn’t looked any different since like 2015. Skinwalker vs Timeless Entity

[@zyschostreamermakeszeirdfa1713]

timeless andy

[@AnthonyHoul]

ster doesnt look any different since 2015? Dude started out as a thin mcdonalds acne teenager, got super fat, then lost it all then entered strongman era. 🧐 sir you are a fake fan and I challenge you to a duel

[@BlakeTheBloker]

@@AnthonyHoul bro.... the guy who commented this is dead. He's been dead for months. He's dead, man.

[@anya_screen]

It's so progressive of two straight(?) men to be a bitterly divorced gay couple

[@Patrick.Weightman]

I never knew Ster's real name was Holly, kinda different but you know some guys are named Sydney 🤔

[@avocadoyum4059]

So nice of both of them to recreate their fans childhood

[@Funnyowl69]

Ster got a lot of practice with this childhood too

[@yourhomesliceishere]

I really said to myself "they're so divorce coded it isn't even funny" and it made me realize why my parents don't love me.

[@fairykore]

i feel like im playing facade

[@looselytelling]

Don't say Melon to Jerma EVER

[@girlnamedskully]

this is the most depressed lesbian couple i've ever seen

[@merrysleeps]

absolutely

[@jordynensor2081]

this comment winded me

[@WilliamAfton984]

@@jordynensor2081do you need cpr

[@ARACHNIDPARTY]

this youtube comment made me fuckign loose braincells from lack of oxygen because of how hard i was laughing

[@girlnamedskully]

@@ARACHNIDPARTY i will take this as a compliment

[@Ezekiel_Allium]

11:40 is legitimately divorced behavior. Like I had such a visceral flashback when Jerma changed the subject like that I could actually smell the awful reek of my mom's car and my dad's cigarette smoke blowing out his window and into my. I could hear the red hot chili peppers on the radio, and the hot leather. 10/10 clip, would ratatouille moment about the aftermath of my 13th birthday again

[@Klaymen47]

Sounds like a fun holiday.

[@ARACHNIDPARTY]

literally me

[@chiefkeefmoney]

i saw you on another video talking about how you ate a patch of grass for three years of high school and did permanent damage to your teeth from the silica

[@Ezekiel_Allium]

@@chiefkeefmoney What a bizarre thing to be recognized for lmao. What is it about Jerma fans that allows my weird stream of consciousness comments to get likes and be noticed? I do actually write these comments in a bunch of places, they just don't really get attention except under Jerma clips or music

[@InVinoVeratas]

Jerma is an irresponsible mother, I'm sorry you and Ster had to go through that.

[@CementFrosting]

It’s hard to hear my two dads (youtubers) fighting in the kitchen ( stream) over custody ( sharing veiwers) while i do my homework ( file taxes)

[@WebsiteLover]

😆

[@spootot]

jerma is the kind of guy who invites you to play a game and then asks what game you want to play ster is the kind of guy who get invited to a game and then suggests a worse game to play

[@spootot]

like, a game that he knows you hate

[@3three3three3three]

@@spootot like rest in piece department

[@mundanest]

They're both the wives

[@joe____]

two wine moms

[@GGiln]

I haven’t seen this take before, I just have to say, I will take this into strong consideration, thank you

[@Hedgpig]

It's very in-character how much Jerma resorts to threatening Ster with cartoon violence

[@radRadiolarian]

etalyx being the kid stuck between the arguing parents is the cherry on top

[@Peachy_Edits]

Ster and Jerma are the fiercely divorced couple that is threatening to get back together

[@WindowsDevPro]

I really want to see them play "It Takes Two" and either fix their marriage or finalize their divorce

[@celestemunda7143]

Or Portal 2

[@WindowsDevPro]

@@celestemunda7143 I'd be surprised if they didn't play it back then at some point

[@ewertonvidalgoncalves8843]

Jerma has huge "'gambling addict husband who owns money for the mafia" energy.

[@madameghostie]

“Camera’s over there honey” gets me every time lmao

[@lemon-tama]

"HE'S HERE FOR MONEY!!" and pointing to a drawer full of stacks of bills. literally looney tunes type shit 😭 I love them so much

[@bbittercoffee]

I lost it at that moment

[@notNajimi]

scrooge mcduck ahh

[@denisvalenzuela1453]

"are they lovers?" no. worse.

[@joshdavis5991]

They’re both wolf-lion hybrids, king of their own junjiles

[@Sammy38]

​@@joshdavis5991LMAO

[@InVinoVeratas]

They're soul mates.

[@jivesen]

star crossed haters

[@junezdollhouse]

im just now realizing that STER is actually the hostile, bitter, angry wife and JERMA is the husband with no sense of self awareness. they just decided to switch places for "Who Will Replace Me?", i guess.

[@ItsDSP]

Jerma is the charming psychopath with a dark secret (he puts people in meat grinders).

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@ItsDSP no, the dark secret is that he DOESN’T EVEN EAT THE MEAT WHEN HE’S DONE 😮

[@bobswolfie2001]

@@jeremytitus9519 WASTEFUL streamer DESTROYS earth

[@RickJaeger]

Both of them like to hold the Divorced Guy ball. Sometimes at the same time.

[@hannahs614]

jerma realizing ster was triggering his vocal stims YEARS LATER. ON STREAM gets me so bad

[@domesticcat1725]

What

[@zacharyframe1916]

coffee Cheetos chicken 20:44

[@Maelthorn1337]

​@@zacharyframe1916you should have replied to domesticcat directly. Now they may be confused forever. :c

[@zacharyframe1916]

@@Maelthorn1337 do i actually need to do that to send a notification

[@Jiub_SN]

Stimming isn't real

[@mythcat1273]

Someone needs to make an edit of the audio from this vid and make it sound like it's coming from a different room while there's faint audio of an episode of spongebob playing in the background

[@sk33t_38]

5:04 the fact he had an entire camera angle ready to go that entire time just for that small bit is why this man is so fucking funny to me

[@pies32]

its so convincingly improv that I was so shocked he had the money

[@chikaberi]

sterma divorce leads etalyx to the worst places

[@bevvvy1374]

Etalyx is the child that's going to have development issues because his parents are like this.

[@mythcat1273]

Etalyx is the guy who ends up being a caretaker for his elderly parents despite them being divorced and him being traumatized by it. Someone's gotta buy jerma a plunger after he clogs the toilet with his cbd shits

[@monsterfukk7737]

Ster is literally a master at pressing Jerma's specific buttons

[@twotruckslyrics]

this could go many ways 😞

[@pumpkin_the_snek]

😳

[@lawgx9819]

their relationship is a lot funnier when Lange (ster's legal wife) supports sterma

[@user-ev5gj8xe2b]

this implies the existence of ster's illegal wife

[@andrewrisser5770]

@@user-ev5gj8xe2b Yeah, thats Jerma

[@mythcat1273]

Wait... you're telling me jerma ISN'T ster's wife??????

[@taessi9117]

the "you know what I want?" "I know what you want but you won't admit it" is actually so insane 😭😭😭

[@Spin_n_Swirl]

camera's over there honey ✨

[@rin-joh8644]

You guys need to know that Jerma and Ster had a disagreement, made up a few days later and then pretended to still hate each other for two more years.

[@michaelr8189]

That was honestly one of the most amusing pranks because people genuinely bought into it. I remember reading threads asking about the two in r/Jerma985, and there were people literally trying to shit talk Star as if he had become some big jerk over the years.

[@avaiihn7679]

​@michaelr8189 tbh they never said anything about each other for two years. At the time it was just kinda sad. Worth tho

[@mythcat1273]

They absolutely do not match each other's freak but in the best way possible

[@SomeGuyWithAFace9]

therye divorced, but like, still sleeping together

[@wingman4668]

jerma having a drawer on his desk full of money is so human

[@Malkk503]

if Jerma was married he'd be the wife

[@r.i.pmydog7723]

And the husband

[@blooberri666]

hed be the wife husband hybrid mix

[@pacowallochenkenrick]

@@blooberri666 if anyone would be the mix, it’d be ster min/maxing both roles

[@crackedemerald4930]

​@@blooberri666kind, *and* providing.

[@noghoulsintoronto]

@@blooberri666 but still like social and with it

[@aniyilator]

I think that "You would like Ludwig" has gone down in history as one of the best divorced dads that still hang out for the kids moments, because it's one of the only purely genuine ones. He literally forgot that Ster was there too, and it was absolutely magical.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

That's how you know we were looking at Mr. Green and not Jeremy; he spent all that money and doesn't remember any of it

[@keaton5101]

no he didnt, right after that clip he says that he did remember, he was trying to fuck with ster and just failed catastrophically ;_;

[@lzrsmnr]

i used to work in a family law office and i can confirm they're way too good at this bit

[@gavryy2549]

Etallyx in some of these situations is like the kid who doesn’t really understand the concept of a “troubled marriage” and thinks fighting like this is completely normal

[@theblurryblackcat]

Jerma gives off wife energy

[@redpandah3309]

thank you for the comment, it genuinely made me cackle 👍

[@meyague]

delete this

[@earthwormwood]

no that’s actually insanely accurate

[@TwistedFireX]

I’m uncomfortable with the energy we’ve created in the comment section today

[@makenshao9886]

My favorite part of any of these clips is when theres a third person in the clip and they're just like "..."

[@KarazolaX]

That divorce insult is actually scathing, holy moly. I feel guilty admitting I'm probably gonna keep that one in my back pocket, except for someone I genuinely don't like.

[@OfficialNIKMIK]

Time stamp it brah

[@kronk9418]

@@OfficialNIKMIK 0:00

[@OfficialNIKMIK]

@@kronk9418 finally someone helping brah

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Ster is perfect, he's like the embodiment of chat. His ability to put Jerma into a nonexistent corner just by repeating his words is unreal

[@VerbDoesStuff]

Reminder that we have direct authorial confirmation that the narrator in the Stanley Parable is the concept of divorce himself

[@sardonikai]

this is so true actually

[@Ropsuguy]

Its like mom and dad all over again. 😢 Why cant jerma just pay him back the money and they can push me on the swing together like the old times.

[@deecomposerr]

i really wish theyd address the time when ster said "You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand" to jerma one time during a tf2 vid

[@hadleyruch]

classic clip tbh

[@willeddy8775]

Which vid?

[@plastiktuten3866]

oh shit did that really happen?

[@SPARKRIZZLE]

the mountain goats….

[@lemonmeat]

seeing "sterma divorcecore compilation" as a sentence is something i never thought i would ever read in my life

[@user-ik7vm1kt6q]

with the mountain goats' No Children intro playing in the back too

[@mrvaporiz]

I lost it when Jerma opened a drawer of hundreds of dollars when Ster mentions he owes him money for two UHaul trucks worth of pizza, like this is just a normal occurrence.

[@Redbikemaster]

It's not?

[@audiowithdrawl5948]

Such a strange man, with the funniest ideas I stg

[@brainclamp]

hannibal ass friendship

[@todimherbst]

I'M CRYING

[@babzm.1666]

JUFFJGFGV YOU CANT JUST SAY THINGS LIKE THAT

[@Se7enRemain]

I love what an obviously huge fan Ster is of Jerma. You have to get a doctorate in Jermology to neg Jerma the way Star does

[@keaton5101]

10:17 is the HARDEST read

[@bingbabooie3697]

No Children kicking in during the intro fucking floored me, incredible work

[@DespicableDemon]

The way they argue and make jabs at each other is like the best act they perform together because actual annoyance leaks through and makes it so much funnier. The perfect white boy duo who aren't gay, but are kinda gay for each other in the worst possible way

[@troglodytee]

theyre like kermit and miss piggy

[@Lucy-zv3yx]

Which one is Kermit

[@rosegoid2307]

@@Lucy-zv3yx they take turns being the Kermit or the miss piggy

[@conorjglennon]

Ludwig the homewrecker

[@robbieboydudeguy]

Jermas audience is all the kids that turned on him when Ster got them ice cream

[@rasengdori13]

I love this compilation because it’s hard to tell what’s a bit and what’s them actually arguing for real.

[@geroni211]

The best parts are when jerma tries to be sassy but ster manages to find a comeback instantly. Also, arson your vids are a ton of fun, plz keep them coming

[@JOEWAGH]

the sexual tension is insane

[@baphamette]

thank god they're just acting and they're still happily married ^_^

[@boofbiee]

Jerma won’t pay the child support :(

[@yuhknowhat7670]

He needs it for his gambling addiction

[@etasjo]

hes just like my dad

[@Lightspeedloser_]

Hearing the mountain goats as an intro was like a flashbang

[@Fung43]

Warmode

[@exwhyzee8904]

Right

[@xcessive_demon]

you guys remember when they hadn't streamed with each other for like a year and everyone thought they hated each other?

[@eightcoins4401]

They do hate each other. Jerma literally murdered Ster and went to prison. Hes awaiting the Death Penalty this Saturday.

[@anitheproto]

jerma is the abusive husband........

[@compookiie]

Ster is the gaslighting, gold-digging wife

[@davebob4973]

theyre both equally abusive

[@X.x.SwagMaster420.x.X]

Ster likes it

[@chadwicktouchdown]

Next big Jerma stream should be marriage counseling

[@Buttersaucee3]

Everyone in class already thinks you two are dating

[@numl4179]

They are the perfect clown duo, because their shared named would be JeSter

[@trashbeast]

Fucking. divorcecore lmfao

[@deecomposerr]

god they make me feel like my parents are back together and miserable

[@callieeelise]

if your replace “stream” or “video” with the name of their child it fits the narrative of two divorced parents arguing over custody very well

[@supernapper01]

00:30 "Cause you deleted the *child* "

[@Kikker861]

they're constantly one upping the psychopath level. its honestly mad

[@briewhit1312]

"IM NOT GONNA TALK TO YOU FOR ANOTHER FUCKING YEAR" MADE ME DIE LAUGHING OH MY LORD

[@lolzforlunch]

I love pulling up to my little hobbit house, strolling to my bedside window and blasting divorcecore for the whole shire.

[@jw-06]

no children in the intro got me hard dude i audibly laughed

[@monomomo1280]

Wasn't expecting it at all man, fits just right

[@holypineapple5721]

Ster is an instigator

[@Oniturtle]

In-Ster-gator

[@gordonf5553]

He is known for card counting

[@kR-qj7rw]

Getting jerma mas since like 2009-19

[@mythcat1273]

As a new jerma fan I never knew what people meant by "jerma and ster act divorced" but I think I finally get it

[@luluthecreator44]

good

[@mustardorb8867]

Good

[@Surprisingly_James]

Good

[@WilliamAfton984]

Good

[@svennevs5740]

good

[@toddhoward1498]

It's really telling to see Jerma give Ster a couple stacks of $1 bills and say it's $100k

[@TheAmazingHerosquad]

Its like pokemon rivals but they're both gary

[@baslewis]

the choice of “no children” for the title card was masterful

[@marcinkrz3140]

I belive it was Voltaire who said : "If gamer divorce didn't exist it would be necessary to invent it."

[@robbieboydudeguy]

This is from 8 months ago why are we all here watching our dads fight

[@delsinrowe6696]

The hands on the hips really sell it 2:59

[@bplus2351]

insane how accurate this title is

[@bigbeefscorcho]

The use of “No Children” for the intro made me legitimately howl with laughter for some reason, I didn’t expect it at all lmao

[@zombiesalmon4997]

I hate it when mother and father fight… no prize to whom guesses who is which

[@TomoDerp]

jerma the father and ster the mother?

[@Toluj330]

@@TomoDerp wrong

[@ahis3233]

​@@TomoDerptry again

[@blossominglilac160]

jerma is so mothercore

[@pearl3406]

​@@blossominglilac160jerma founded mothercare

[@EvilTerrabyte]

These two had an interaction of a romantic nature at some point and it's now permanently both awkward and an in joke between them

[@KitKat_293]

tbh this is exactly what happens when you had a crush on a friend and then get over it and are like lol what was i thinking??? but still blush when you remember it and have to joke about it to cope

[@orionbarnes1733]

@@KitKat_293 Honestly, that's gotta be what happened. Ster absolutely had a crush on Jerma in the past, and now he's trying to pretend that he didn't. No shame in it, it happens to everybody probably. Idk, maybe not to straight people but I've certainly experienced it.

[@KitKat_293]

@@orionbarnes1733 right and i do not mean that at all in the way of like LOL SHIPPINGG😜 but noticing it as a normal and very relatable part of the human experience. even straight friends of mine (women) joke about and with guy friends they had crushes on or used to hook up with but are just friends now to cope with remembering all that feeling and vulnerability through the cringe of hindsight and it not really mattering to them anymore. the nature of the jokes looks a little different because the stigma of a same sex crush requires more irony but it's the same thing really. we've all been there that's why it's fun and relatable

[@inknosecat]

you can tell theyre just staying together till the kids go to college 😢

[@axelotlee_]

This is my discomfort video

[@manbatmiso]

never watched this .;8make me sad.

[@amoose8439]

Divorcecore. Perfect.

[@blu7384]

The devs of that old game Facade took the couples AI and created Jerma & Ster with them

[@Jc-587]

Not Trip and Grace 🤣

[@231famas]

my divorced dads

[@Ardeact]

I swear Holly is just a diversion to coverup their crippling marriage

[@InVinoVeratas]

They're just a figment of chat and Jerma's imagination.

[@yaogwai]

Ster if the perfect Anti-Jerma

[@obia3886]

Was watching sterma comps yesterday and said "wow, i wish there was more jerma and ster" and the government has blessed me with more

[@lukero818]

Imagine if this was in the same era septiplier was at its peak

[@MALware7170]

sterma 😍😍😍

[@horubeeevans]

was?

[@lukero818]

@@horubeeevans yk, 2014-2016 tumblr? like if all of this just happened in those years instead of 2022-23

[@ijre]

imagine how bad the wars would be the moment one person claims that one ship is better than the other

[@Jazker_da_thief]

Imagine the tumblr fanart and the amvs 😭

[@RubyCow8567]

this caused me more emotions then my parents actual divorce

[@RemnantCult]

Remember when these two pretended to hate each others guts and we all believed it? They act like they are the perfect problematic couple.

[@justasmltwngir1732]

Dkkfksnfk

[@eightcoins4401]

They werent pretending. Jerma just murdered Ster on monday. The cops said its the most gruesome crime scene theyve ever seen. Jerma is currently awaiting the Death Penalty on this Saturday.

[@ChronicaErys]

I got actual fleshbacks to my parents arguing about money with the scenes of them talking about the money Jerma owes Ster

[@Patrick.Weightman]

I don't know what's more perfect: Jerma ignoring Ster's answer to a question _he_ asked then claiming he never said it - or Jerma blaming Ster for something going wrong when he was clearly nowhere near it

[@demifolk8940]

my favorite lesbian couple

[@AdamKlownzinger]

Oh shit they ACTUALLY are acting so divorced

[@xarildri1302]

no children by the mountain goats my beloved

[@loveinstars]

hashtag moral orel

[@alisonnyanyannya]

4:47 STER SLAYY SPARKLE ON ITS STERSDAY!!!!!!!