jerma and ster acting divorced for 27 minutes

[@GentlemanQuentin]

*POV: You’re playing on your DS while Jerma and Ster fight in the kitchen*

[@krungys]

writing 'please stop fighting' over and over again in an empty pictochat room

[@GentlemanQuentin]

@krungys Brooo no way 💀😂

[@constanza4909]

I was literally playing Animal Crossing on my DS while watching this lol

[@chickengogo1683]

​@@krungysNOOOO

[@Scrimbly_guy]

@@krungys too real 😅

[@jacobgraham8363]

You can tell how much they are trying to stay together for the sake of the kids, it’s almost admirable despite how sad it is.

[@ytrogue6751]

They like to edge each other.

[@trieumiu7473]

they need to raise chat to be a good kid for gods sake

[@Tttt-740]

​@@ytrogue6751I almost broke my bathroom sink

[@brianfahrner1534]

It's epitomized so well in that moment at 6:54

[@redmist6630]

ster got boypreggers?

[@bolson42]

I love how Jerma looks like a different creature every stream and Ster hasn’t looked any different since like 2015. Skinwalker vs Timeless Entity

[@zyschostreamermakeszeirdfa1713]

timeless andy

[@AnthonyHoul]

ster doesnt look any different since 2015? Dude started out as a thin mcdonalds acne teenager, got super fat, then lost it all then entered strongman era. 🧐 sir you are a fake fan and I challenge you to a duel

[@BlakeTheBloker]

@@AnthonyHoul bro.... the guy who commented this is dead. He's been dead for months. He's dead, man.

[@avocadoyum4059]

So nice of both of them to recreate their fans childhood

[@Funnyowl69]

Ster got a lot of practice with this childhood too

[@fairykore]

i feel like im playing facade

[@looselytelling]

Don't say Melon to Jerma EVER

[@yourhomesliceishere]

I really said to myself "they're so divorce coded it isn't even funny" and it made me realize why my parents don't love me.

[@anya_screen]

It's so progressive of two straight(?) men to be a bitterly divorced gay couple

[@Patrick.Weightman]

I never knew Ster's real name was Holly, kinda different but you know some guys are named Sydney 🤔

[@spootot]

jerma is the kind of guy who invites you to play a game and then asks what game you want to play ster is the kind of guy who get invited to a game and then suggests a worse game to play

[@spootot]

like, a game that he knows you hate

[@3three3three3three]

@@spootot like rest in piece department

[@Ezekiel_Allium]

11:40 is legitimately divorced behavior. Like I had such a visceral flashback when Jerma changed the subject like that I could actually smell the awful reek of my mom's car and my dad's cigarette smoke blowing out his window and into my. I could hear the red hot chili peppers on the radio, and the hot leather. 10/10 clip, would ratatouille moment about the aftermath of my 13th birthday again

[@Klaymen47]

Sounds like a fun holiday.

[@ARACHNIDPARTY]

literally me

[@chiefkeefmoney]

i saw you on another video talking about how you ate a patch of grass for three years of high school and did permanent damage to your teeth from the silica

[@Ezekiel_Allium]

@@chiefkeefmoney What a bizarre thing to be recognized for lmao. What is it about Jerma fans that allows my weird stream of consciousness comments to get likes and be noticed? I do actually write these comments in a bunch of places, they just don't really get attention except under Jerma clips or music

[@InVinoVeratas]

Jerma is an irresponsible mother, I'm sorry you and Ster had to go through that.

[@girlnamedskully]

this is the most depressed lesbian couple i've ever seen

[@merrysleeps]

absolutely

[@jordynensor2081]

this comment winded me

[@WilliamAfton984]

@@jordynensor2081do you need cpr

[@ARACHNIDPARTY]

this youtube comment made me fuckign loose braincells from lack of oxygen because of how hard i was laughing

[@girlnamedskully]

@@ARACHNIDPARTY i will take this as a compliment

[@ScoundrelChestnut]

It’s hard to hear my two dads (youtubers) fighting in the kitchen ( stream) over custody ( sharing veiwers) while i do my homework ( file taxes)

[@WebsiteLover]

😆

[@ewertonvidalgoncalves8843]

Jerma has huge "'gambling addict husband who owns money for the mafia" energy.

[@Hedgpig]

It's very in-character how much Jerma resorts to threatening Ster with cartoon violence

[@radRadiolarian]

etalyx being the kid stuck between the arguing parents is the cherry on top

[@lemon-tama]

"HE'S HERE FOR MONEY!!" and pointing to a drawer full of stacks of bills. literally looney tunes type shit 😭 I love them so much

[@bbittercoffee]

I lost it at that moment

[@notNajimi]

scrooge mcduck ahh

[@WindowsDevPro]

I really want to see them play "It Takes Two" and either fix their marriage or finalize their divorce

[@celestemunda7143]

Or Portal 2

[@WindowsDevPro]

@@celestemunda7143 I'd be surprised if they didn't play it back then at some point

[@madameghostie]

“Camera’s over there honey” gets me every time lmao

[@sk33t_38]

5:04 the fact he had an entire camera angle ready to go that entire time just for that small bit is why this man is so fucking funny to me

[@pies32]

its so convincingly improv that I was so shocked he had the money

[@lawgx9819]

their relationship is a lot funnier when Lange (ster's legal wife) supports sterma

[@user-ev5gj8xe2b]

this implies the existence of ster's illegal wife

[@andrewrisser5770]

@@user-ev5gj8xe2b Yeah, thats Jerma

[@mythcat1273]

Wait... you're telling me jerma ISN'T ster's wife??????

[@Peachy_Edits]

Ster and Jerma are the fiercely divorced couple that is threatening to get back together

[@denisvalenzuela1453]

"are they lovers?" no. worse.

[@joshdavis5991]

They’re both wolf-lion hybrids, king of their own junjiles

[@Sammy38]

​@@joshdavis5991LMAO

[@InVinoVeratas]

They're soul mates.

[@taessi9117]

the "you know what I want?" "I know what you want but you won't admit it" is actually so insane 😭😭😭

[@monsterfukk7737]

Ster is literally a master at pressing Jerma's specific buttons

[@twotruckslyrics]

this could go many ways 😞

[@pumpkin_the_snek]

😳

[@chikaberi]

sterma divorce leads etalyx to the worst places

[@bevvvy1374]

Etalyx is the child that's going to have development issues because his parents are like this.

[@mythcat1273]

Etalyx is the guy who ends up being a caretaker for his elderly parents despite them being divorced and him being traumatized by it. Someone's gotta buy jerma a plunger after he clogs the toilet with his cbd shits

[@mundanest]

They're both the wives

[@joe____]

two wine moms

[@GGiln]

I haven’t seen this take before, I just have to say, I will take this into strong consideration, thank you

[@rin-joh8644]

You guys need to know that Jerma and Ster had a disagreement, made up a few days later and then pretended to still hate each other for two more years.

[@michaelr8189]

That was honestly one of the most amusing pranks because people genuinely bought into it. I remember reading threads asking about the two in r/Jerma985, and there were people literally trying to shit talk Star as if he had become some big jerk over the years.

[@avaiihn7679]

​@michaelr8189 tbh they never said anything about each other for two years. At the time it was just kinda sad. Worth tho

[@wingman4668]

jerma having a drawer on his desk full of money is so human

[@hannahs614]

jerma realizing ster was triggering his vocal stims YEARS LATER. ON STREAM gets me so bad

[@domesticcat1725]

What

[@zacharyframe1916]

coffee Cheetos chicken 20:44

[@Maelthorn1337]

​@@zacharyframe1916you should have replied to domesticcat directly. Now they may be confused forever. :c

[@zacharyframe1916]

@@Maelthorn1337 do i actually need to do that to send a notification

[@Jiub_SN]

Stimming isn't real

[@Spin_n_Swirl]

camera's over there honey ✨

[@junezdollhouse]

im just now realizing that STER is actually the hostile, bitter, angry wife and JERMA is the husband with no sense of self awareness. they just decided to switch places for "Who Will Replace Me?", i guess.

[@ItsDSP]

Jerma is the charming psychopath with a dark secret (he puts people in meat grinders).

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@ItsDSP no, the dark secret is that he DOESN’T EVEN EAT THE MEAT WHEN HE’S DONE 😮

[@bobswolfie2001]

@@jeremytitus9519 WASTEFUL streamer DESTROYS earth

[@RickJaeger]

Both of them like to hold the Divorced Guy ball. Sometimes at the same time.

[@mythcat1273]

Someone needs to make an edit of the audio from this vid and make it sound like it's coming from a different room while there's faint audio of an episode of spongebob playing in the background

[@mythcat1273]

They absolutely do not match each other's freak but in the best way possible

[@SomeGuyWithAFace9]

therye divorced, but like, still sleeping together

[@aniyilator]

I think that "You would like Ludwig" has gone down in history as one of the best divorced dads that still hang out for the kids moments, because it's one of the only purely genuine ones. He literally forgot that Ster was there too, and it was absolutely magical.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

That's how you know we were looking at Mr. Green and not Jeremy; he spent all that money and doesn't remember any of it

[@keaton5101]

no he didnt, right after that clip he says that he did remember, he was trying to fuck with ster and just failed catastrophically ;_;

[@lzrsmnr]

i used to work in a family law office and i can confirm they're way too good at this bit

[@Malkk503]

if Jerma was married he'd be the wife

[@r.i.pmydog7723]

And the husband

[@blooberri666]

hed be the wife husband hybrid mix

[@pacowallochenkenrick]

@@blooberri666 if anyone would be the mix, it’d be ster min/maxing both roles

[@crackedemerald4930]

​@@blooberri666kind, *and* providing.

[@noghoulsintoronto]

@@blooberri666 but still like social and with it

[@theblurryblackcat]

Jerma gives off wife energy

[@redpandah3309]

thank you for the comment, it genuinely made me cackle 👍

[@meyague]

delete this

[@earthwormwood]

no that’s actually insanely accurate

[@TwistedFireX]

I’m uncomfortable with the energy we’ve created in the comment section today

[@gavryy2549]

Etallyx in some of these situations is like the kid who doesn’t really understand the concept of a “troubled marriage” and thinks fighting like this is completely normal

[@KarazolaX]

That divorce insult is actually scathing, holy moly. I feel guilty admitting I'm probably gonna keep that one in my back pocket, except for someone I genuinely don't like.

[@OfficialNIKMIK]

Time stamp it brah

[@kronk9418]

@@OfficialNIKMIK 0:00

[@OfficialNIKMIK]

@@kronk9418 finally someone helping brah

[@makenshao9886]

My favorite part of any of these clips is when theres a third person in the clip and they're just like "..."

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Ster is perfect, he's like the embodiment of chat. His ability to put Jerma into a nonexistent corner just by repeating his words is unreal

[@troglodytee]

theyre like kermit and miss piggy

[@Lucy-zv3yx]

Which one is Kermit

[@rosegoid2307]

@@Lucy-zv3yx they take turns being the Kermit or the miss piggy

[@brainclamp]

hannibal ass friendship

[@todimherbst]

I'M CRYING

[@babzm.1666]

JUFFJGFGV YOU CANT JUST SAY THINGS LIKE THAT

[@mrvaporiz]

I lost it when Jerma opened a drawer of hundreds of dollars when Ster mentions he owes him money for two UHaul trucks worth of pizza, like this is just a normal occurrence.

[@Redbikemaster]

It's not?

[@audiowithdrawl5948]

Such a strange man, with the funniest ideas I stg

[@Ropsuguy]

Its like mom and dad all over again. 😢 Why cant jerma just pay him back the money and they can push me on the swing together like the old times.

[@deecomposerr]

i really wish theyd address the time when ster said "You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand" to jerma one time during a tf2 vid

[@hadleyruch]

classic clip tbh

[@willeddy8775]

Which vid?

[@plastiktuten3866]

oh shit did that really happen?

[@SPARKRIZZLE]

the mountain goats….

[@VerbDoesStuff]

Reminder that we have direct authorial confirmation that the narrator in the Stanley Parable is the concept of divorce himself

[@sardonikai]

this is so true actually

[@bingbabooie3697]

No Children kicking in during the intro fucking floored me, incredible work

[@Lightspeedloser_]

Hearing the mountain goats as an intro was like a flashbang

[@Fung43]

Warmode

[@exwhyzee8904]

Right

[@lemonmeat]

seeing "sterma divorcecore compilation" as a sentence is something i never thought i would ever read in my life

[@user-ik7vm1kt6q]

with the mountain goats' No Children intro playing in the back too

[@Se7enRemain]

I love what an obviously huge fan Ster is of Jerma. You have to get a doctorate in Jermology to neg Jerma the way Star does

[@keaton5101]

10:17 is the HARDEST read

[@rasengdori13]

I love this compilation because it’s hard to tell what’s a bit and what’s them actually arguing for real.

[@boofbiee]

Jerma won’t pay the child support :(

[@yuhknowhat7670]

He needs it for his gambling addiction

[@etasjo]

hes just like my dad

[@jw-06]

no children in the intro got me hard dude i audibly laughed

[@monomomo1280]

Wasn't expecting it at all man, fits just right

[@anitheproto]

jerma is the abusive husband........

[@compookiie]

Ster is the gaslighting, gold-digging wife

[@davebob4973]

theyre both equally abusive

[@X.x.SwagMaster420.x.X]

Ster likes it

[@baphamette]

thank god they're just acting and they're still happily married ^_^

[@robbieboydudeguy]

Jermas audience is all the kids that turned on him when Ster got them ice cream

[@geroni211]

The best parts are when jerma tries to be sassy but ster manages to find a comeback instantly. Also, arson your vids are a ton of fun, plz keep them coming

[@conorjglennon]

Ludwig the homewrecker

[@zombiesalmon4997]

I hate it when mother and father fight… no prize to whom guesses who is which

[@TomoDerp]

jerma the father and ster the mother?

[@Toluj330]

@@TomoDerp wrong

[@ahis3233]

​@@TomoDerptry again

[@blossominglilac160]

jerma is so mothercore

[@pearl3406]

​@@blossominglilac160jerma founded mothercare

[@lolzforlunch]

I love pulling up to my little hobbit house, strolling to my bedside window and blasting divorcecore for the whole shire.

[@holypineapple5721]

Ster is an instigator

[@Oniturtle]

In-Ster-gator

[@gordonf5553]

He is known for card counting

[@kR-qj7rw]

Getting jerma mas since like 2009-19

[@callieeelise]

if your replace “stream” or “video” with the name of their child it fits the narrative of two divorced parents arguing over custody very well

[@supernapper01]

00:30 "Cause you deleted the *child* "

[@chadwicktouchdown]

Next big Jerma stream should be marriage counseling

[@xcessive_demon]

you guys remember when they hadn't streamed with each other for like a year and everyone thought they hated each other?

[@eightcoins4401]

They do hate each other. Jerma literally murdered Ster and went to prison. Hes awaiting the Death Penalty this Saturday.

[@briewhit1312]

"IM NOT GONNA TALK TO YOU FOR ANOTHER FUCKING YEAR" MADE ME DIE LAUGHING OH MY LORD

[@bazookauniverse2001]

The No Children took me OUT…. Literally dropped my jaw LMAO

[@bplus2351]

insane how accurate this title is

[@trashbeast]

Fucking. divorcecore lmfao

[@numl4179]

They are the perfect clown duo, because their shared named would be JeSter

[@deecomposerr]

god they make me feel like my parents are back together and miserable

[@TheAmazingHerosquad]

Its like pokemon rivals but they're both gary

[@Buttersaucee3]

Everyone in class already thinks you two are dating

[@heyitsmort7744]

Ashley’s “what would make it better, if he took his shirt off?” Goes SO hard

[@lillieampurra]

"this is my partner, and this is his boytoy"

[@mingus445_gaming]

who is ashley

[@seaweed5269]

@@mingus445_gaming ster's wife of ~10 years

[@inknosecat]

you can tell theyre just staying together till the kids go to college 😢

[@mylittlejermite]

i want you to know i rewatch this video often and it is my favorite youtube video on the platform

[@arsonclips]

love u 😙

[@GameSuxLifeSux]

ngl same

[@mylittlejermite]

​@@arsonclipslove uou as well

[@mylittlejermite]

i fall asleep to it like every night now it's gotten worse (better)

[@axelotlee_]

This is my discomfort video

[@manbatmiso]

never watched this .;8make me sad.

[@DespicableDemon]

The way they argue and make jabs at each other is like the best act they perform together because actual annoyance leaks through and makes it so much funnier. The perfect white boy duo who aren't gay, but are kinda gay for each other in the worst possible way

[@Kikker861]

they're constantly one upping the psychopath level. its honestly mad

[@mythcat1273]

As a new jerma fan I never knew what people meant by "jerma and ster act divorced" but I think I finally get it

[@luluthecreator44]

good

[@mustardorb8867]

Good

[@Surprisingly_James]

Good

[@WilliamAfton984]

Good

[@svennevs5740]

good

[@baslewis]

the choice of “no children” for the title card was masterful

[@delsinrowe6696]

The hands on the hips really sell it 2:59

[@sidfoster1777]

I hate it when dad and dad fight 😢

[@SteeleJohnson-o7u]

*dad and mom (guess who's who)

[@crit7514]

@@SteeleJohnson-o7u Ster is definitely the mom. Jerma has the vibes of a dad who doesn't know why the mom gets upset and just acts innocent, and ster is so dramatic

[@user-ik7vm1kt6q]

@@crit7514nahhhh jerma's the wine mom

[@Dorf274]

Dad and Daddy

[@ChronicaErys]

I got actual fleshbacks to my parents arguing about money with the scenes of them talking about the money Jerma owes Ster

[@McDoubleFunny]

bro never in my life did I think I’d ever see “divorcecore” be a term 😂

[@toddhoward1498]

It's really telling to see Jerma give Ster a couple stacks of $1 bills and say it's $100k

[@demifolk8940]

my favorite lesbian couple

[@kurganfigs9924]

I want to watch jerma watch this and cry

[@WilliamAfton984]

Hes fully recovered since the divorce. I think he'll be okay now, for a little while he would tear up

[@lukero818]

Imagine if this was in the same era septiplier was at its peak

[@MALware7170]

sterma 😍😍😍

[@horubeeevans]

was?

[@lukero818]

@@horubeeevans yk, 2014-2016 tumblr? like if all of this just happened in those years instead of 2022-23

[@ijre]

imagine how bad the wars would be the moment one person claims that one ship is better than the other

[@Jazker_da_thief]

Imagine the tumblr fanart and the amvs 😭

[@JOEWAGH]

the sexual tension is insane

[@superdbo3234]

So many different arcs and I’m here for them all

[@alisonnyanyannya]

4:47 STER SLAYY SPARKLE ON ITS STERSDAY!!!!!!!

[@bigbeefscorcho]

The use of “No Children” for the intro made me legitimately howl with laughter for some reason, I didn’t expect it at all lmao

[@robbieboydudeguy]

This is from 8 months ago why are we all here watching our dads fight

[@RubyCow8567]

this caused me more emotions then my parents actual divorce

[@obia3886]

Was watching sterma comps yesterday and said "wow, i wish there was more jerma and ster" and the government has blessed me with more

[@blu7384]

The devs of that old game Facade took the couples AI and created Jerma & Ster with them

[@Jc-587]

Not Trip and Grace 🤣

[@amoose8439]

Divorcecore. Perfect.

[@Nijht]

3:20 Best joke taking more than 5 months to set up.

[@dumpster_dory]

wait did they actually not talk for a year after that? that's hilarious

[@Preohhh]

​@@dumpster_dory The other way around. They had not talked for a year before that stream

[@Sir_Bucket]

​@@Preohhh I thought they did but just never on stream

[@xarildri1302]

no children by the mountain goats my beloved

[@loveinstars]

hashtag moral orel