ArthurTV and Arthur Hill Reveal Dating Preferences and the Truth Behind Platform Roullette!!

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[@gabihuds]

nice of the Arthurs to come dressed as a nan and grandad

[@max_balegde]

Best episode ever can’t think of a single thing wrong / missing with it. Just bros and vibes !!! More please!!!! #str8

[@kimberleysmith3003]

max is missing ☹️

[@ejk23]

⁠@@kimberleysmith3003you’re replying to max 🤣

[@kimberleysmith3003]

@@ejk23 omg i didn’t even realise 😭😭

[@lucyloo2874]

IM CRYING

[@kinggeorgeiii4977]

#str8 😍😍

[@dannameansjudge]

I love how the three of them assembled to share trauma they’ve had from chris 😂😂

[@rosiedollface]

I can smell their revenge cooking haha !

[@BachandArthur]

Wow that guy in the white fleece sure does love to deep dive into topics, he should start a podcast!

[@starlightt222]

i was about to say he has and then realised LMAO

[@rosiedollface]

You know what.. I'm sure a while back I said Arthur would be great with his own podcast xD

[@havssmultron]

Love how you challenged George way of thinking and ageism 🫶

[@LGC996]

i have never smiled so fast than when i saw this thumbnail pop up

[@adelebbyx]

Nah fr though

[@bethanygoldsworthy9573]

I feel like I've been eavesdropping into a random group of boy's chat in a pub...😮😅

[@LeeshMa]

Arthur not getting that the Handle on the mug stands for a 'C' is very on brand

[@harrytuttle0]

"The handle looks like a C" 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

[@LeeshMa]

@@harrytuttle0 he did not get it at first

[@charlotte52yearsago84]

@@LeeshMahe definitely did get it. If u watched more of his content you’d realise that’s his humour. Same way he pretended not to know it was max prank calling and thinking the voice note queries were live and not pre-recorded

[@LeeshMa]

@@charlotte52yearsago84 ok buddy

[@charlotte52yearsago84]

@@LeeshMa 😌

[@millahewitt]

completely agree with Georges pov in the age gap question- I feel like he was being gaslit into thinking he was insane but I defo agree

[@abiisaloser1807]

100% agree but it’s definitely different with younger women dating older men as I feel like older men are way more likely to be predators so girls answer to the question would more match George’s answer.

[@lilymorgan769]

yeah me too, like no one's denying that you can't find people a lot older than you insanely attractive, but date them? It's weird. Like Pierce Brosnan - gorgeous, but I'm sure we wouldn't get on lool

[@TheeEnglishKnight]

@@lilymorgan769 for sure, i definitely am attracted to older men way more than men my age. but at the end of the day i probably wouldnt date one simply because i would feel so weird about it

[@Katielomax7]

I absolutely agree, super weird for a 20 odd year old to be up for dating old women.

[@tripledublu]

how arthur is saying he would date a 100 year old is crazy😭

[@Alicelauren890]

I could listen to Arthur tv argue all day, everything he says just makes sense in such a weird way.

[@talliemay8559]

Makes sense he was a lawyer!!!

[@Alicelauren890]

@@talliemay8559 That's a good point!

[@hereitszara1497]

whenever these guys talk about dating/girls it reminds me that they are just typical guys in their 20's lol

[@thebestpiratedaily6908]

It seems Max’s CGI messed up this time smh

[@kimberleysmith3003]

yeah defo in the start

[@qwertybooks6200]

I 100% agree with George on that age gap question, you wouldn't really want to date someone who you can't relate to at all

[@sophiebaker5495]

george’s “shut up” as max was spot on😭

[@foetief9095]

george doing the gay hand as max 😭😭

[@marldae7110]

Turning the age thing around. I wouldn't date up too much because at some point it's weird that someone that much older wants to date me. Especially as a woman dating men, there is, at some point, a weird power imbalance, even if you are all of age.

[@DanaCleopatraHerzog]

you just gotta love george and arthur² together

[@jejepalmer]

where is the gay one did you eat him 😖

[@JBW27]

He's still sitting on the right hand side 😂

[@jejepalmer]

@@JBW27 but tbf george is the straightest man ever 😭 he’s so secure with himself and honestly that’s what real straight guys are like. it’s the ones that throw tantrums that are sus lol. i saw this one guy destroy a pride flag w sooo much anger one time. like how deep in the closet do u have to be to feel anger like that😂

[@harrietbrxwn]

STOP IT THE PERFECT EPISODE

[@ditamoth]

BUT MAX ISNT HERE 💔

[@AphraRandall-ph1ov]

Exactly! (Jkjk)

[@harrietbrxwn]

@@ditamoth ugh i know the better half of the pod 🙁

[@evabole]

LITCH

[@evabole]

@@harrietbrxwnikr :((

[@graceleigh8830]

ArthurTV definitely got told as a kid to be a lawyer cause he argues with people so much lol

[@miadornan5944]

he was a lawyer! stopped to do yt

[@TheeEnglishKnight]

@@miadornan5944 yeah... thats the point...

[@miadornan5944]

@@TheeEnglishKnight 🤨

[@barbiechyqa9192]

Stood up 8 TIMES?? Good god George, how hot was she

[@taymaisiebuzz]

better collab than endgame tbh

[@chloelord3578]

I would love to watch all of you together more often, just you chatting is so funny!! (Including Max ofc). George making sense regarding the age gap thing but Arthur persisting was wild 😭 he is a menace

[@taymur0804]

Is nice to see ArthurTV again😊

[@DanaCleopatraHerzog]

i'm about 5 minutes into the episode and arthurtv already compares drinking the two parts of a p0rnstar martini to having both a wife and a mistress?? this episode's gonna be bloody hilarious

[@Willmurphy1997]

Surprised Arthur didn’t wanna prank call max as revenge

[@srhtjuhh9134]

Max, this was your best hat yet💖 keep it up.

[@ShaunWright-pe4jn]

Absolutely love this episode you three should have your own podcast, pure fun haven’t stopped laughing 😂😂 Arthur tv going at it with the age had me in stitches 😂

[@JBW27]

Sorry, but George's view is definitely valid (and, imo, the rational position) regarding the dating age gap. Sidenote, if Mr.TV is at the last London date of the pod tour, I'll gladly challenge him to a debate he won't win 😉😅

[@korina-ellap3867]

Grandad max is gonna be heartbroken when he hears about George’s age limit 🥺

[@mal7878]

Please just give Calum a mic already, what’s the point in him talking if no one can hear him anyway?

[@subsubsciber3657]

Yeah agree, or subtitle the offscreen comments...

[@marie-lou7]

that conversation about dating a 150 year old was infuriating with arthur not understanding that not everyone thinks like him hahahaha

[@oscarjenkins7505]

I mean, George was doing the exact same thing. George was saying that Arthur wouldn’t ever date an 89 year old and that’s an incorrect answer, and Arthur was doing the same to George’s answer of 30 years old. Arthur just got called argumentative because of the way he was saying it, but they were both being stubborn tbf.

[@ashm6739]

Can we make the Arthurs a casual thing plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I love them

[@AphraRandall-ph1ov]

🎶The useless hotline evil incorporated🎶 .......🎶arthur hourssss🎶

[@danaekoloka9819]

I actually really like the random destination aspect of platform roulette

[@ee-uj5hq]

I feel like I need to watch some Drag Race after this, especially when they started talking about football

[@elizabethmarvelfan9033]

The three Arthur's 😂 love this podcast so much

[@johnking5174]

Please can we have a George and the Two Arthurs Podcast along with the Useless Hotline Podcast - I love this edition. Especially when they got bogged down in discussing dating age ranges. I love this.

[@chloepiper140]

The age debate was absolutely brilliant 😂😂

[@moe3120]

Finally a good collab, I can already tell this is gunna be good

[@jamesmarsh4957]

love this one , really good chat between them Arthur tv goes very deep in thought

[@earthtorach]

This video has made my day and I haven’t even watched it yet

[@user-xq4pr1cr7k]

Bless ArthurTV for his anti-ageism❤

[@lucyloo2874]

oh my gosh i’m so excited

[@edwardcaswell]

These three need a pod of their own can’t lie.

[@dieRoms0709]

Arthur is a menace with the age gap 😂 George is definitely valid!

[@lewisgrande4101]

This episode was slightly too hetro for me, but I'm happy to be an ally to the straights

[@dsgrbrowne1]

Arthur Hill?

[@lewisgrande4101]

@@dsgrbrowne1 that's why I said slightly lmao

[@johnking5174]

I have a feeling ArthurTV felt he was at the Oxford Union debating society

[@jackyboy7355]

That intro was so funny 😭

[@millerraycell]

I'd love to see Max with this lineup

[@isabe11e6]

convinced arthur tv is socrates reincarnated

[@velily1]

not being able to regulate your body temperature is a symptom of autism because I have it so that was hilarious when Arthur said that

[@hlw28tandl]

My fav trio !!!!

[@MattRobson1]

The gaslighting from Arthur on the dating a 100 year old debate is crazy hahahaha

[@tarrarowan5214]

All my husbands on the pod xx

[@vikklanministar8155]

1:04:11 Arthur TV stans taking notes: 📝 🖊

[@emmah_6__]

If people keep on being mean about Arthur’s little green, and obviously incredibly soft, old man cardigan we are gonna have a problem 😭❤️ he is so sh*t and I’m in love with him for it.

[@LobbyLuke]

Omg i'm crying in the first minute! Hahahaha

[@monitoo_fml]

1:21:33 the face Arthur makes here is my favourite thing ever

[@AshleighTayl0r]

3 of my favourite men right there ❤😂

[@possiblyignore]

my fav arthurs

[@deniseyolo6745]

Best intro you've ever done 😂

[@JamieSimm]

Chris sounds like a lovely friend...

[@ellewilliams3268]

Finally some proper interesting guests let’s ave itttttttttttt

[@rosiedollface]

Drunk after Apres, I understand... The hot tub banter - I don't haha !

[@impressthemind22]

I want these three in a regular podcast every week 🙏

[@lucyyyy16]

i’m on george’s side with this one. i feel weird about dating someone even like 5 years older than me just because of the generational and cultural differences and wanting to relate more on shared lived experiences, like growing up with the same shows, slang, life events. it just makes so much more sense with someone who’s shared more. it’s just like sharing a similar humor, then you make eachother laugh and can enjoy the same things

[@alexandriaawhite]

hot take but I hate when producers talk in podcasts. a comment like once or twice is fine but constantly commenting on everything is annoying. im not here to listen to the producer.

[@deepfriedheart9180]

I'm ashamed to say I listened to this on Spotify and it took me way too long to realize Max wasn't actually there 😂

[@honkros]

Currently 23 and think id go 4/5 years above and like 2 under (if theyre mature enough). like that feels comfy for me. I think i could extend it to early 30s but like i personally havent found anyone that age attractive for me to date (too different stage in life and could feel a lil creepy)

[@Alicelauren890]

Aww miss you max, this episode was amazing but it would have been better with you xxxxx

[@UnionistUlster]

Best one yet. Keep the podcast with this group of people. Thank you!

[@gracelivml]

best one yet

[@caitvictoriaa3588]

100% agree with george on the age gap thing. i feel like arthur was describing a fantasy. interests, media, music etc are important to me, which a 100 year old simply wont have

[@kayleighelizabeth24]

Please give callum a mic?!!

[@ida.13]

why is georges max impression so good what

[@islagurney3272]

Southern comfort and lemonade is so correct

[@georgia3801]

Does Arthur ever work out what the mug says 😭

[@TheeEnglishKnight]

isnt the tune that arthur was talking about humming after having sex the sound that plays in fireman sam when they are on their way to a fire LMAO

[@Kayleigh789]

I now identify myself as Dame Judy Dench 😂

[@Rosepaku]

Best episode yet but would be better with max Xx

[@arthurhill69]

Think I would have got the job if I wasn’t next to that weird guy

[@AnIrishMan500]

😅 Poor ArthurTV!!!

[@keisha7412]

best intro ever

[@kaashvikap00r]

they went fishing after this

[@wavywavy7141]

Arthurtv is so cute help me

[@gabsonmars]

Can someone link me to the pewdiepie reacting to arthur tv video please, I cannot seem to find it

[@Teagan-vc1hp]

YES!!

[@rasmuspetridis9942]

Would have been perfect with MAX!

[@rexdoesmusic9862]

Can this just be a regular podcast please

[@DanaCleopatraHerzog]

i love their age gap discussion soooooo much because i agree with both sides a bit tbh

[@rosiedollface]

I felt a target being in my 30s now haha ! But it was interesting to hear their views.. didn't expect Arthur to be wanting to date someone any age older than him.. haha

[@DanaCleopatraHerzog]

@@rosiedollfacei feel you, i'm almost thirty myself and was a little shocked to hear that someone (*cough* george) wouldn't wanna date anyone that's over 30, although he's in his mid 20s himself, so the age gap wouldn't even be that big... but i do understand where his opinion is coming from and same, i was defo surprised by how big of an age gap both arthurs would be fine with, i expected them to maybe go 5 years below and maybe 10 years above their own ages

[@barbiechyqa9192]

George is a baby. 23 or something. Dating a 30yo would be a weird power imbalance. ​@@DanaCleopatraHerzog

[@DanaCleopatraHerzog]

​@@barbiechyqa9192 how exactly would there be a power imblance? /gen just asking because my last partner was about 5 years younger than me (we were both in our 20s) and i didn't feel any "power imbalance" whatsoever. sure, he had a little less life experience, but we were still on the same wavelength despite our age gap also, george is 24 and defo not a baby but okay

[@jessbanks8480]

I beg someone explain what they were talking about with the 4 brothers thing im so confused

[@TheSadiemagic]

Basically there was this popular uk comedy group (popular might be a bit over the top) of 4 brothers, basically one of the brothers ‘left’ and he started making videos on his own personal tiktok and he’s basically just being really homophobic and sexist and generally just not a nice person

[@rosiedollface]

I'm a cheat code though... I am 34/35 years old, but I look 23-26. The amount of stunned faces I get is crazy haha !

[@kerriecripps2093]

I get the same but desperately want to pull someone my age I don’t wanna use dating apps but think I’m going to have to

[@rosiedollface]

@@kerriecripps2093 I've never used dating apps + never will haha.. You'll find someone, been waiting my whole life but I'm enjoying single life too much to search haha ! Your time will come, hope mine will too hehe :3 Hope one day we can both come back to this comment + tell each other we have a bf haha !

[@sambradley6548]

The Max deepfake intro. is absolute satire🤣screaming!

[@ro4817]

HAHAHAHAHAH I found out about soaking in high school, my friends and I crack up because we have Mormon colleges here in Hawaii and we’ve heard soaking stories🤣 their friends are real ones or they’re just voyeurs 💀

[@talliemay8559]

I got the Arthur tv quiz right

[@itsmeFederica]

24:59 Don't worry ArthurTV you have beautiful eyes 👀🤗

[@cappuccino3275]

What’s wrong with max’s eyebrow this episode?!?

[@timhutchinson4877]

Soaking is really big in the US among the Morman community 😂😂

[@annaisdead]

so jokes love this ep

[@celinechahine3244]

Arthur hill is so me “Every finger!”