Artie Lange - 3 of my favorite Artie Lange stories

Artie Lange telling three of my favorite stories on Howard Stern.

[@johnyk1945]

Rest in peace uncle norm. You will always be missed

[@prometheuscastles]

I'm almost done with reading Artie Lange's book Too Fat To Fish....and I haven't been able to put it down since I got it yesterday. No book has made me ever laugh and almost cry like his book. So good. And any true fan of Artie who hasn't read it yet. I highly recommend.

[@og800]

RIP Norm McDonald, it's because of you that we got artie Lange on the Howard stern show

[@Cam-Farr-MD]

Amen, Truth be told.

[@TheGreatAlan75]

The chemistry between Artie and Howard is already apparent here.

[@jetydosa1]

"I'm not a fancy guy, I just like to lie on top of a lady" classic

[@brokentoedspoon]

Fucking Dead XD

[@theflanman1986]

Fred you know that

[@robtomben]

​@@theflanman1986😂

[@sirdookie8948]

Norm standing while telling stories seems to me like hes envisioning himself at an open mic working on material in that moment...genius

[@dalekelly7639]

I love Artie Klein.

[@jorgeb4963]

Norm was so funny! Especially with Artie stories! RIP! 🙌

[@Hippiefunz]

Coincidence that Norm is in all of these? Best storyteller of all time.

[@sixty-nine3574]

Those two have great chemistry

[@daffedavidsen6306]

Norm is the one to bring him to the show. And in the early days of artie on the show they where therr together

[@mistie2835]

I love Norm, and with Artie its gold

[@misfit8308]

"Ed's where it becomes problematic."

[@Drew__Films]

"Aren't out of control guys fun, I love em, I can hang around with them all day" literally what Howard ended up doing

[@blackbeanburger3357]

bit of a shame the three of these guys won't ever interact like this again. just shooting the shit... telling stories, was great entertainment

[@JasonX2]

Stern's fault. Worst thing is he doesn't even care.

[@dankmansalley417]

What has happened

[@kennethshiro9500]

Stern only cares about money and success.

[@snoogle66]

Kenneth Shiro That’s what broke, unsuccessful people say.

[@snoogle66]

Dank mans alley Time, Time happened.

[@SuperMastaflex]

norm and artie are the shit wish they did more work together dirty work is so good

[@kwstassketo]

Artie was on the norm show with norm. You can check that one i guess

[@aceofbastone]

mynameismyname what? His podcast??

[@ourtime-downhere6931]

AceofBastone no, he had a sitcom years ago called the norm show

[@topher1004]

I miss stories like this

[@ItsOkImOnlyBleeding]

I like that Artie stands up with Norm, they're excited

[@teamgitusome]

norm is a mad man

[@dafrog491]

i love how Norm just goes What??

[@TheMykle10]

My fav story is the ash Wednesday story. Love hearing Howard unable to contain his laughter

[@TheMykle10]

Jmachine4 really? How do u know that

[@snoogle66]

Jmachine4 So is your “girlfriend”

[@menaceman9011]

Jmachine4- oh okay MACK HINE

[@evanabbott2737]

Oh yeah...! I need to listen to that again!😁👍

[@SuperN1ntendoChalmers]

Bob Uecker is so funny, that even Jesse Ventura, who was supposed to dislike him, kept breaking character and laughing out loud during his commentary at Wrestlemania 3 and 4. I can only imagine how funny Bob must have been in real life. If even Norm McDonald gets puzzled at your comedy, you KNOW you must be damn good.

[@surffishermanandcrossbowki9457]

LOL when Norm says...'yeaah Bring three stories and Artie will tell one of em....aheee"

[@Teabagonyou]

Artie Klein!

[@ajww1329]

Fuck Artie Klein

[@DutchWestwood]

The Bob Uecker stories have me crying

[@jogaleone7224]

impressive how unfazed artie is after findoing out hes a huge stern fan and now meeting him for first time

[@muriloninja]

2:43 lol @ Robyn losing it after Norm drops well, a Normism! hahaha!

[@jeremyturner745]

Howard knew from the jump how crazy Artie was and now he wants to say he didn't realize it was that bad. What a joke.

[@Machiave11i]

Yeah, it's Howard's fault Artie is a junkie.

[@dustinb1070]

Howards a dirt bag.

[@scottdavis4388]

Howard rode artie into the ground so he could make more money. For a while Howard was only entertaining when Artie and the whack pack were in studio.

[@CLOWNAIDS]

Man Howard was so loveable

[@johnyk1945]

RIP big man

[@millenniumtowerskelton5143]

The greatest story! I laughed my ass off. I am so sorry for the kids who suffer from Prada Willy. But Omg, this was priceless..

[@AreolaGrande94]

I was hoping he'd share his favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly

[@tbx59]

Young Cupcake, Keira Knightley - yum-yum.

[@richardharrow1946]

Whoa!!! *farts*

[@stephenharrington1977]

Sit down you hero you deserve it 💯

[@420Yako]

Florida is wild!

[@nicdel1892]

This was Awesome 🤣Arties Still Cool 😎

[@scubaseppy]

Holy shit these are epic.

[@richardsipe6375]

Artie was miserable in Los Angeles, because he missed New Jersey, getting back there worked soooo well for him .

[@soyboy2238]

Artie was the best sidekick and Norm was the best guest.

[@therealjj2791]

Artie #1

[@Crazy__Canuck]

The pig story from MAD TV is the best.

[@robertaBooey69]

where he had to snort salt up his nose in the pig outfit

[@TheDrSuperGenius]

im with you man. i was listening to it live . listening to howard was the greatest.

[@nathanjackson1042]

Hahahaha that story is hilarious! He had to Drive and buy his coke wearing that Pig Face

[@JasonFlorida]

@@TheDrSuperGenius same, I remember listening to that story early one morning live when Howard was at his peak with Artie and everything else

[@mushymama1]

Norm was the funniest person in every clip. Forgot this was supposed to be an Artie video

[@juice12222]

r.i.p Norm

[@DubbleOh7]

RIP NORM

[@pedroblake5576]

Sounds like Howard and Robin knew exactly what they were signing up for

[@agentscarn7270]

Norm talks to the whole room lol

[@rjacks2]

I haven’t watched too much Stern but Norm is the only one i’ve seen pace around while he talks instead of just staying on the couch the whole time

[@soyboy2238]

Norm was a hilarious genius. Stern should have paid for this comedic gold.

[@Foxbat1155]

This episode would not have worked without Robin. Essential.

[@DiogenesNephew]

Lolll

[@aaronaldrich4577]

I think all the episodes would work without her...

[@tylerlavoie7874]

“I can’t even tell that story ... it involve frank sinatra and a kidnapping “ 🤣🤣🤣 fuckin artie

[@sskoog]

Notice how, even back during the earliest days of “I punched a guy during my MadTV days and got arrested for coke,” Artie can’t keep the details straight - seems almost like he’s stitching a couple of different stories together, or maybe part of the story happened to some other person other than Artie. This pattern generally holds true over the years.

[@UserUser-oy8ch]

hard to keep the drug days straight when you were high for that DECADE

[@aoibh4520]

So the two incidents might not have happened on separate occasions? "never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn"

[@ClintEatswood]

Howard ate his words on the top of this vid.

[@asecretone]

Just realized that Artie outlived Norm. Damn.

[@herringart4890]

I’m glad I click on here funniest sht ever wtf

[@junkheads]

Fuck sake Artie outlived Norm too man

[@boofert.washington2499]

@00:33....they didn't know how wrong they were. They learned tho!

[@danielrobinson7427]

Norm was the perfect comedian, Artie by himself is just horrible and mean a bully a bit of a punk. But norm was a freaking genius

[@gocubsgo721]

RIP Norm McDonald & Artie's nose

[@joeywilburn8672]

. How the hell did Artie Lange outlive Norm Macdonald!?

[@imhooks]

Why do they not give Norm a place to sit? He's always standing up

[@biblos2010]

He’s a standup

[@UserUser-oy8ch]

he wants to stand you don't tell him not to!

[@Monty_2112]

Pauly Shore! 😂😂😂

[@blakeporter5686]

Artie Klein was a menace back in the day

[@themastema1189]

Dude ffs upload that bit where Artie makes JJ Abrams dying of laughter!

[@mtmbloodmoney84]

Norm McDonald is funny asf

[@bocagoodtimes1460]

Howard hasn’t been the same since Artie was tossed on the trash heap.

[@Amero2323]

"I'm like, 'What?'"--Norm

[@Chango46]

I'm here for norm

[@Ziontrainism]

I wanna hear the Frank Sinatra / Kidnapping joke

[@johnscott1159]

Ziontrainism same

[@etermena96]

Damn, me too

[@williamjohnston8529]

In the 1960s, LAD pitcher Don Drysdale and STL 3B Ken Boyer had an intense rivalry where they'd prank (or "bag") each other in increasingly extreme fashion until they both went way too far. One night in Milwaukee, Drysdale was in a hotel room with his favorite prostitute when Boyer had a cop buddy of his run a fake raid on Drysdale. The cops dragged Drysdale and the hooker into the hotel lobby and loudly and embarrassingly pretended to arrest them, only revealing that it was a "bag" once they were both handcuffed in the cop car. In retaliation, Drysdale had his close friend Frank Sinatra get a couple of mafia goons to kidnap Boyer at gunpoint in the parking lot after a Dodger game, throw him in the trunk, drive him out to the desert and make Boyer think they were going to kill him, only revealing the bag was on him once he was crying and begging for his life.

[@pwrofrob]

I refuse to believe that Artie outlived Norm.

[@jacobroles6461]

Wow ironic how Howard and robin are sayin how fun it is to have Artie around bein our of control.

[@richierich2546]

Fucking Hilarious!!!

[@danielguaracha7531]

Its Norm from the Fairly odd parents

[@Bobbychristopher]

rip howard stern

[@MICHAEL_MAY_8]

Artie definitely kept Norms gambling winnings from the 98 FINALS. Norm knew it and let it go. I don't think Artie ever got over it. Needs to forgive himself.

[@codyduncan5414]

How bout that fuckin Artie Cline!

[@m1g0t0]

Good Will Smith

[@Mattmusic1025]

norm is so funny

[@Ifraneljadida]

Nice last name

[@gangoffour6690]

Way before Artie started walking into walls !

[@Dinosaurprince]

Howard cling to that ember of hope that bloow joob comment is real.

[@FinanceFan_]

Doug Stanhope! Lmfaoooo

[@JimmyTurner]

This isn't even that raunchy, but it's not 100 times more so than any show Howard does today

[@Mark-xh1jw]

Artie Lange bob ueker

[@robjontay5052]

" I can' t even tell that story!" WAIT. WHAT? This is Stern on Satellite radio! When did boundaries happen?! Artie: Rest in Peace....( He's not dead I'm giving him an advance....)

[@jimmydroid7838]

They cut it when it was getting good!

[@hades7391]

5:47

[@mariodiaz4064]

it happened to hulk hogan so dont be surprised!

[@sittingforgetting9907]

is artie telling MY story???

[@SoSincerely]

1:05 !!!!

[@mtmbloodmoney84]

Florida is a bunch of weirdos

[@dannybhoy2739]

Pauly shore😂

[@zamarickz]

Artie: "I got arrested for having coke." " Howard: "HAHAHAHA THAT'S HILARIOUS." Somehow, that reaction doesn't seem right....

[@joshb8976]

Ninja-Turtle Man this recently happened to me because my house caught on fire and I had coke out in my room and a firefighter told on me.

[@joshb8976]

I'm unsubscribing. Good point

[@kevinga6959]

I'm unsubscribing. I care

[@KitchenerLesli]

I'm unsubscribing. I also care

[@getsnipedhockey32]

Josh B another annoying square

[@southieal]

Arties best bit is his nose

[@Christinaanna5]

And legit still is until its gone... soon 😯

[@jonteague7866]

Ive been working on asphalt paving crews for 30 years i have more stories that make these guys look like choir boys high speed police chases prison time and alot of overdosing ive seen it all howard stern would laugh his ass off watch the movie the fighter its a glimpse into the lifestyle of a paver lol these guys would be horrified if anyone out there could help me write a book it would be a best seller

[@nocomment1469]

Norms the funniest person here , Robin is just like a token black character , she doesn't do shit

[@phukit5456]

Stern is hypocrite. Enables,encourages, and now he backtracks. What a dweeb.

[@TeamYomers]

Artie looks yacked up every time he’s with norm

[@emptRx]

I hate that I relate to artie so much. The only thing that's different is that I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum when it comes to weight. I can't gain a pound to save my life.... Doug Stanhope......hahahahha

[@WheresMyInhaler]

Meth does that to me too

[@CamxCam.]

Norm seems uncomfortable. Haha

[@TRIIGGAVELLI]

Really? I can't see Norm ever feeling like that in any situation ever.

[@Dakotajm0726]

Artie lange first person to call out Florida lol

[@moonoinkgaming2231]

whoa whoa whoa leave stanhope out of this, arthur steven

[@conkyvsricki4710]

fred willard never said no

[@jesusgonzalez4805]

RiP

[@larryagrapides9790]

Why is Artie Lang still alive?

[@sharonjones2775]

Larry Agrapides and not in jail.

[@Savebabygorilla]

Still here