Ash Holme Exposes Problems with Locked In and Jack Remington Reveal X Factor secrets

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[@itsmelola6963]

The girls, the gays and George

[@billjaywarr6509]

And the cgi*

[@506Naz]

And the robots*

[@jonny_jonno]

And the AI*

[@barbiechyqa9192]

So the girl and the gays

[@itsmelola6963]

@@barbiechyqa9192LMAO

[@toesthattwinkle]

2 hours- what a treat.

[@meganstapo1867]

please for the love of god update the drinks cupboard, it’s so painful to watch them scramble for a drink every time 😭😭😭😂

[@lucyloo2874]

2 hours i am SAT

[@lainalouisa7806]

I have a question as a long term and consistent viewer. Why don’t you throw away the pineapple cream? Every guest wants to choose it, every time has to he explained they can’t use it, do you need a go fund me to purchase an office bin? Kind regards.

[@louvelvet]

im crying

[@lainalouisa7806]

@@louvelvet it’s actually bothering me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rishdwards]

what a treat lads what did we do to deserve this

[@alishaazuddin]

obsessed with this ep, laughed throughout the entire two hours

[@JBW27]

1:58:30 Is that why George puts a joke into every sentence 😉😂😂 Funny seeing a 2hr podcast in which George barely gets a word in edgeways 😅 Poor little lad 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

[@Youronlydeville]

When they’re talking about speaking up for yourself towards the end - it’s that old saying “shy kids get no sweets” is really what pushes you on.

[@ghostingclay]

2 HOURS?! BLOODY HELL

[@jejepalmer]

aw bless. mummy and daddy slayed on the pod

[@Roseh2323]

My favourite four people what a treat

[@legster983]

Wow Ash is so different than I thought, Max makes people so relaxed

[@micahfriend599]

2 HOURS LETS GO!!!

[@Alicelauren890]

This is so funny, one of the funniest so far. Love all of you

[@Lauren-wp1wn]

George is such a cutie🫢💓

[@jessummlee8866]

A walk should definitely count

[@emilysyoutubeaccount4894]

A walk definitely counts as exercise!

[@niamhtinds22]

I literally laughed every single minute of this

[@eloisevlogs0]

38:00 OH MY GOD I SAW THIS LIVE i literally vividly remember seeing the six chair challenge oh my god

[@katiethescammer]

thee best guests omg

[@MUAvaH]

Love the longer pod ❤

[@friezenfan]

Could you get Joey Graceffa on the pod. I wonder what kind of dynamic Max would have with Joey

[@THEHARDCOREGAMERS]

Loved this 😂

[@korina-ellap3867]

Throw away the pineapple cream PLEASE it must be really enticing as everyone wants it 😭

[@bellaxholly]

help i started saying the intro by accident cus i know it of by heart now 😭😭

[@hereitszara1497]

anyone else sensing that george has a thing for ash a bit or just me

[@jadexox2476]

Why did I initially think hmm why do I feel like something has happened between them. 😅But also based on Max reaction when Ash said they were talking about how her and George met, was like there was something else to the story

[@barbiechyqa9192]

Based on previous examples, George is just awkward around attractive women

[@hereitszara1497]

@@barbiechyqa9192 🤣🤣 haha fair

[@esmej5042]

This may be a rogue one but I'd love to see Max Fewtrell on this pod, I feel like that would so how work really naturally in a strange way

[@jessmini11]

2 HOURS WOAH!

[@legster983]

I loved raksu so much xx

[@graveang3l]

The cgi is getting worse.. come on editors…

[@bez6282]

Not you spelling jack’s surname wrong despite him saying 2 Ms lol

[@tanyalara3065]

Gonna be 2 hours well spent

[@courtneyward7716]

Why is there so many 30 minute adverts of peppa pig that comes on during this? 😭

[@sophie-emma]

1:30:33 kaci mentioned

[@Izzy-vr8fc]

21:59

[@m1scha]

0/10 cgi here, george is clearly fake

[@chelsiecarr1323]

Im a female 28 years old mother of 2 not that that has anything to do with it but i had people been able to see my niples thro my tshirt ash however Jesus they are just watching me i feel like haha

[@lisaconnelly66]

18 minutes isn’t enough, sorry no Disney land for us like an extra 2 minutes isn’t that much of an ask

[@justpassingby9115]

Huh? What's this abt m

[@RiceRhys]

Anyone else think George was a bit quiet in this one? Max hardly let him get a word in

[@max_balegde]

I am SO tired of comments like this. George can choose when to speak - I was leading with this interview because I brought these people onto the podcast. When George brings guests on he leads the interview. I choose to be more involved and ask people questions whereas that isn’t particularly in George’s nature. Stop insinuating that I “don’t let him speak” he speaks whenever he wants to speak

[@barbiechyqa9192]

George tends to be silent when he doesn't have much in common with the guests. He was plenty vocal when his ChrisMD and ArthurTV were on

[@RiceRhys]

@@max_balegde love you. Great work with the weight loss ❤️❤️

[@barbiechyqa9192]

3rd

[@edwardcaswell]

What is going on with that thumb nail. Looks like the latest plane from turkey. Too much photo filters.

[@fettkursiv2259]

love you guys. but i think that 2 guests is sometimes one too many. george hardly said anything.

[@barbiechyqa9192]

But nobody stopped him from speaking

[@matte679]

Wow these two guests are unwatchable, I lasted 5 mins and had to turn it off!

[@ashholme]

No yeah honestly I agree 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Randymaddy]

Worse interview ever! Too many interruptions and not asking or answering the questions in a positive way. No structure at all.