Max and Georges sisters reveal embarrassing childhood secrets, throwback photos and family arguments

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[@amywoolner99]

George and Emily singing about how much they love each other and then the immediate cut to Max and Ellie talking about different ways they used to attack each other is truly a cinematic masterpiece 😂 me and my siblings are like 99% Max and Ellie with the occasional 1% George and Emily 😂

[@indilittle-pp5re]

george’s sister is so nice to george when ellie is brutal hahah love them though 🩷😭

[@bethadshead]

Ellie is an icon it has to be said

[@JBW27]

*Ripped your haemorrhoids out like a string of fairy lights* is one of the best sentences I've ever heard 😂😂 Howling whilst walking around the estate. The neighbours must be thinking the foxes are back 😅🤦🏻‍♂️😅

[@m1scha]

is georges sister cgi too or is that just a george thing

[@kallidcy]

I think she use to be but they turned her human. Not too sure tho.

[@claireport22]

We'll have to as the editor about that tbh 🤔

[@christinaxxx4618]

Emily has the perfect voice to do ASMR

[@21chae51]

Except the mouth clicking 😩

[@JBW27]

See, THIS is the kind of stuff I've been waiting to see! So happy we get to see and learn more about your families, it's lovely. If I tried to do this with my siblings, it would be a quick descent into carnage and WW3, so I appreciate that you managed to get an episode from it 😂😂

[@charlotte52yearsago84]

Aw is Geo 15:44 George’s nickname

[@LilyAgulara]

Ik it’s sooooo cute ❤

[@Themidlandsmum]

The sisters are literally what I imagined them to be 😍😅 love this episode ❤

[@annieeames2282]

George and Ellie bonding over bullying Max, Max and Emily bonding over being fabulous queens and adoring George 👌👌 I love this so much.

[@meganstapo1867]

this has got to be the best video! we need the sisters to come back more!!

[@courtlelliott]

One of my brothers wrapped my gift from him entirely in duct tape so we definitely have more of a Max/Ellie sibling relationship

[@brookesummers6235]

Max’s sister looks like Kelly clarkson so much it’s scary

[@Partyhatpossum]

George cannot catch a break😭

[@jeffies2821]

The sisters are exactly as I imagined them

[@CaKerBaKer101]

THE EPISODE WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

[@niamh9782]

SISTER EPISODE FINALLY!!!!!

[@ggh05t]

we need more of these i am laughing so hard

[@sinjinl00nal0v3r]

SINJIN DROWNING WATCHER!

[@ggh05t]

@@sinjinl00nal0v3r HEYYYYY!!!

[@liarose.222]

1:21:46 i feel like this was such a niche joke and no one actually understood it 😭😭

[@tillym.9827]

BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL DAY

[@harrietbrxwn]

OMG THE EP WEVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

[@Hungover_raccoon67]

emily reminds me of gemma styles, idk if anyone will understand what i mean

[@Afbfsh]

Yessss!! I thought no would get it so I didn’t say anything😭😭😭😭

[@Hungover_raccoon67]

@@Afbfsh they both have the most comforting aura everrrrrr

[@charlotte52yearsago84]

YESS perfect xmas eve podcast

[@ghostingclay]

OMG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR A SISTER EPISODE OH MY FUKCING GOD

[@johnking5174]

Happy Christmas Max and George - I discovered your podcast and love it.

[@Five5years]

Loved this ep guys! Really made me laugh 😂🙌🏼

[@lucybaird1173]

omggg this has been the best episode yet🥹

[@zuzdoesnottry]

i vouched for this

[@legster983]

So wholesome x

[@KingOfTheJungleRoar]

Why is Max dressed as the can he’s drinking?

[@Rosie0s]

Hope everyone has a merryChristmas :D

[@superdrwholock]

Merry christmas guys have a good one

[@Urmom-cq9uw]

Merry Christmas!!

[@sarahcrozier104]

Honestly the funniest episode you guys have done (no offence it’s all because of the sisters)! 🤣🤣 please I need the sisters on on a regular basis

[@user-on8hv6xl1k]

Cried laughing at this so many times

[@marthajackson25]

such a good ep hahaha

[@elliembh1726]

Thumbnail is giving founding fathers

[@21chae51]

Emily the smacking 😩😭😭

[@alyssawillis569]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THST NOTICED ITS SO ANNOYING

[@chloelord3578]

This was such a fun ep, you can really see why you’re both the way you are with the glimpse into family dynamics! It’s nice to see 🫶

[@AnnoyedFullMoon-oy8up]

I would pay so much money to have 10% of Max’s confidence

[@z_loro4126]

I can’t believe I sat through 1 hour and 36 minutes in one sitting

[@malecslcve]

I LOVE EMILY

[@bellaxholly]

i was laughing the entire time icl

[@rasmuspetridis9942]

MAX!❤

[@claireport22]

What an engine 😅

[@jejepalmer]

max ur hair looks so good in this

[@educationperfecthater]

girlll as a new zealander i am OFFENDED 😭 JUST BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE GOOD SHOPS 😭

[@nathanr5737]

Please do another episode with Ellie

[@Jason8823]

Emily kind of sounds like the Princess of Wales, am I the only one picking that up?

[@JBW27]

Mmm, not necessarily getting that, but certainly getting a posh country girl accent/annunciation. So, I suppose I can see where that reference you're getting comes from.

[@geeooo]

OMG OMG OMG

[@katieroberts7317]

Big up Chepstow! Woo!

[@lucyloo2874]

I AM SAT

[@legster983]

Omg max don’t be a wimp , a Brazilian doesn’t hurt that much !!

[@gingernproud6514]

Emily is like alexis from schitts creek… 😂

[@geemay6979]

Tbh I’m the new doawk film they speak about changing to exploded diaper

[@user-fs4fo5br7s]

My brother is 2 1/2 years younger than me lol but im a bit more bitchy to mine

[@shaedonelan8560]

George is hot!

[@JBW27]

George used to burst into song to get his parents permission to wear his sister's nightie for a sleepover and then wonders why a family member asked if he's gay? Mate, you're lovely and have a sweet sense of humour, BUT even as an adult you're a bit fruity, so I can't see why you're surprised 😂😂 EDIT: Fucking weird coincidence that someone then asked a question about it. I dno who asked the question about George's sexuality - if someone was to ask such a question in the future, I would suggest not phrasing it quite like that 🤦🏻‍♂️😅 Not what I'd write in to ask and George is well within his right to not answer (obviously), but on a "'tism technicality" the question wasn't asked or answered before 😅 What i would have asked is whether George feels he's settled in London for his career or whether he envisions moving back to Bristol at some point - that I'd be interested to know more about and his thoughts of the two places as a born and raised Londoner/Essex Boy who has sadly never been to Bristol (but it looks fucking beautiful - even more so than York, which i lived in for 3yrs).

[@maeiliy]

What are you even saying 😭

[@emzeemzeemze]

bro is rambling

[@JBW27]

@@emzeemzeemze perhaps a tad. I've a splash of neurodivergence and my mind has a hundred thoughts at any one time 😂🤦🏻‍♂️ It can be hard to process and formulate it succinctly sometimes 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@JBW27]

@@maeiliy My genius is so frightening that even I don't always know 😉😂😂 I guess, you just have to take each point or every few sentences in turn and it ought to make sense that way. It's an attempt at not writing 20 comments on a video - instead, I try to consolidate it into one or two longer comments. I get though that it might not flow so well that way, but I try at least 😅🤷🏻‍♂️

[@maeiliy]

@@JBW27 yeah I reread the comment cuz I got a notif and I actually understood it after a few days 😭 But yes I do agree with everything you're saying lmao, maybe just use paragraphs next time cuz sm was in that second paragraph

[@MD-hn4ip]

I am lord fart wad

[@xxorlzigxx2296]

Hypothetically, if someone is 14 can they come to a live show in may for their birthday..?

[@max_balegde]

Yes babes xx

[@mialillykerri]

I love Emily but she keep sucking her teeth into the mic!!! Girlie please x

[@isabellehaddon3496]

Can deal with the lip smacking