Ashens Halloween Special 2018

[@Fayeluria]

"Screams when activated" "Yeah me too" Nothing has described my past week better than this.

[@JadeWinters02]

Now, why did I know that the top comment would contain that quote?

[@dexty112]

That witch laugh is the same as Billy’s laugh from saw.

[@Luke4Smith]

its a common sound that older halloween products had back in the day in the 90s mostly so really the billy puppet used them sounds

[@BrenTenkage]

I knew I heard that one before, thanks for the heads up ^_^

[@nicholastosoni707]

I mentioned it on Phelous' "Evil Stick" videos, *buuuut* that laugh is _also_ the laugh of the "Electronic Bulletproof Shadow" figure from Kenner's _The Shadow_ toy line. It's the same sound, slightly pitch-shifted downwards to sound deep and Shadowy.

[@SammyRenard]

It's also the same as the evil stick that phelous reviewed ages ago

[@i.m.evilhomer5084]

It's just a commonly used stock sound effect.

[@sekirk]

My first thought with the horror plate was to put the glitter nails on them

[@AtheistOrphan]

Se Kirk - Same here!

[@liz6367]

Thank you!!! Missed opportunity!

[@Bootleggies]

I was very disappointed he didn’t do that 😤

[@FidelCashflow_YT]

Those gummy bugs are good shit. A rare find for Ashens, lol.

[@glittabones]

They sell 'em in M&S every Halloween - they're called Spook 'Ems!

[@kevinpatrickcarey3741]

I don't eat gummy candy anymore but I used to love those. I seen a local convience store around here selling them for .25 cents each

[@phreakazoith2237]

It's remarkable he got the gummy bug out almost without damaging it

[@cheezdoodle96]

Yeah, we used to have ‘em here in Norway in ye olden times as well. Just recently saw that they’d started selling ‘em in a shop called «Normal», dunno if that’s an international chain or not. It basically like those Tiger shops.

[@arturspelss4912]

Yeah, those were the shit

[@Fazeof1p]

Balloons with bloody handprints on them? Somebody from the Dark Brotherhood is having a party :)

[@Uruveilhobbit]

Probably Cicero.

[@Gamerdude87]

Uruveil Ohhhhh yes The Night Mother would be pleased

[@WrecklessEating]

Those nails are the worst haha. Who would ever put up with that? Great stuff as always sir.

[@misteranderbro2328]

Holy crap, it's WE.

[@falloutbruh]

I like to think that random people who don’t know what he does come over and just see a tripod pointing at a couch.

[@GULLYMAN92]

DIRTY BOY, IN YOUR BED

[@MaakaSakuranbo]

@@kaistzar2831 Poundland bag, I see what you did there.

[@tetragrade]

*Half a couch.

[@AceAttorny]

A VERY up-close casting sofa.

[@lecj07]

@@kaistzar2831 or Uncle Poundy's Pound Palace

[@JefersonCarvalho522]

Those ballons are from the Dark Brotherhood halloween party.

[@josh9673]

"We Know" -Dark Brotherhood (now sending messages by balloon)

[@MMmmmVarley]

Lucien Lachance always was a bit of a wind bag.

[@wesjb94]

Dammit you beat me to it. I was hoping I was original.

[@koenvandamme6901]

Maybe they're branching out into birthday party entertainment. "We know... It's your birthday!" *Throws around confetti made out of dried skin*

[@mikekz4489]

Now there’s a mod that no one’s ever thought of.

[@dadkwashere]

Bloody curved swords

[@GradientGhoul]

Been watching Ashens since about 2008. It has been 10 years and he is still at it and quality is better than ever! Hope for at least 10 more years of this

[@0SuicideBoy0]

I LOVE those jelly/gummi things so much, and yeah, they were everywhere when I was a kid in the 80s and early 90s. Can't find them anywhere anymore.

[@glittabones]

You can get them in Marks & Spencer at Halloween - they're called Spook 'Ems and you get 6 for £1!

[@Sparrow9612]

Nails of Annoyance +3 These insidious finger implements were crafted by Aggro the Obnoxious, a hack dark wizard of ill repute who lived many a century ago, in the kingdom of New Poundland. Aside from being fashionable (according to the mad scribblings of their creator), the nails are sharp enough to rend unprotected flesh. --- They also possess a secondary magical effect: when drawn across a solid surface, such as a brick wall or chalkboard, a truly unearthly sound is produced of such a high pitch and decibel, that it can severly damage the hearing of any nearby creatures that do not possess protection from sonic attacks. --- Aggro wielded his instruments of torture until his untimely death at the hands of an angry mob. The Nails of Annoyance were confiscated before the dark wizard was burned at the stake. A wizard guild stored the dangerous artifacts away in their tower. When it was later raided and burned by a rival guild, the Nails of Annoyance disappeared, lost to history...

[@MaDKrEvEdKo]

Why isn't this gem in top comments?

[@frankschneider6156]

I always thought that Aggro was a German Rap label. You DON'T wanna know ,more about it .. believe me. Worse then everything you describe here. They would possibly have raped a pumpkin for Halloween.

[@mariopikaman1]

Yeah but is it effective against Havel or Gaping Dragon?

[@Chaos89P]

@@mariopikaman1 They're not very effective against the Gaping Dragon. *AT BEST.* You're more likely to have it trigger into an aggro state. I think it just causes massive damage against a Havel.

[@Sparrow9612]

@@Chaos89P A Havel is composed of metal armor, so if it can hear than the secondary effect of the nails would cause it a great deal of debilitating pain. Or just make it very angry, resulting in your sorry ass being reduced to itty-bitty pieces or chunky human salsa.

[@B_Skizzle]

Bloody, condom-like balloons? Oh yeah, now we’re talking.

[@maw9406]

oh mama

[@GingerChristmas]

jesus christ those jelly bugs, i remember keeping the packaging and filling them with wet scrunched up toilet paper to make little models.

[@frankschneider6156]

Wouldn't have wax be more reasonable ?

[@FungusTrooper]

@@frankschneider6156 Toilet paper is a much more widely available commodity for an 8 year old.

[@DonaldFromKingdomHearts]

@@FungusTrooper I, as a 8 year old back then liked to cast them out of metal

[@dennisthedarklord9856]

Yunz06 r/thathappened

[@housey6819]

Never thought of wet toilet roll. I used the wax from my mini babybell ;)

[@The8thHost]

If they had more than just doll arms they'd have to call it a dolly mixture.

[@Dev-tw1og]

@ The8thHost They only make a jar of doll parts because it was left over crap and kinda like when you have a yard sale and hope some bloke buys your parts.

[@The8thHost]

@@Dev-tw1og WOOOOSH

[@archgirl]

@@The8thHost Quite a fucking hard wooosh too, damn...

[@Oldbmwr100rs]

@@The8thHost Goddamn right!

[@lordrosemount]

Big veins, dog bait...

[@Theytoldmetodoit1]

Those balloons are Wilson!!

[@kjw21411]

Who's Wilson?

[@mistermatix8241]

@@kjw21411 from Cast Away, the Tom Hanks film

[@ryanmulherin2682]

@@kjw21411 you haven't seen Castaway, have you?

[@anononomous]

Wilson if rather than a volleyball Tom Hanks found a package of condoms... So probably named Durex rather than Wilson.

[@Theytoldmetodoit1]

@@kjw21411 In the film Castaway Tom Hanks cut his hand which left a bloody hand print on a volleyball. He called it Wilson.

[@ArtyI]

Wow! The video isn’t private and has a creepy intro! ITS ALMOST LIKE CHRISTMAS!!!

[@rampagingelephant7353]

but it isn't because it's halloween!

[@dabunnyman9133]

Yeah, I was half expecting the grass masks to show up.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

@@rampagingelephant7353 I'll go get my Easter cast-offs.

[@Dr.Bright87]

That's next month's videos.

[@danforbes3573]

@@dabunnyman9133 So was I mate. In fact,I WANTED them to show up.

[@virg0_lem0nade]

i will unabashedly admit that i A: have rewatched the old ashens halloween specials so many times i practically have all the tat memorized B: did an actual scream of joy (just a small one) when i saw this had been uploaded today

[@maxscardanelli6185]

fruit bat 🍒🦇 Same here on the scream of joy front.

[@virg0_lem0nade]

Max Scardanelli - im glad to know im not alone lol!

[@maxscardanelli6185]

fruit bat 🍒🦇 Me too.

[@laneatkinson6441]

Same!!

[@himiranda123]

how many times have you watched this one? lol

[@chinchilla2302]

4:37 I think you’ve found the Saudi Consulate’s stash there, Ashens.

[@RIXRADvidz]

Poundland gets the best tat, our Dollar Tree here in Engleweird gets the left overs from the remainder bins.

[@RIXRADvidz]

HEY!!! You have my Witch!!! and she has ghost friends too

[@collinbarker]

That must be how Dollar Tree works internationally. In Canada it is the same thing. Dollarama rejects

[@frankschneider6156]

Could be worse, they could used stuff from trash bins

[@skootergirl22]

Pound land is taking over other pound shops, so there can only be one pound shop in the uk

[@JoeDP25]

14:03 it's one of those bloody winter lanterns from the nightmare in Bloodborne!

[@platyclysm4633]

" 'Screams when Activated.' Me too!" Ashens, still one of the most relatable channels on this site.

[@KonaSquid]

13:43 it's a winter lantern from bloodborne

[@Cheezdealer]

KonaSquid hahahahaha awesome

[@Just_lift_anyone]

Just what I thought too :)

[@Jabberwock156]

Doesn't Ashen love Bloodborne? I wonder if he did it on purpose

[@retrorez7898]

Those are the wandering bits of the Nightmare of Mensis right

[@onuralpgolbasi369]

Did not expect somebody to write it. Grats.

[@Y34HT045T]

The laughing witch is actually a kookaburra call! It's often used as a stock sound effect in jungle settings, and just as often mistaken for some sort of primate!

[@TheDevilVaper]

That O2 Jogger was quite horrific... 😂

[@owenlee6125]

I know why was that in here haha

[@ortzinator]

@@kudzayimberi8516 Maybe it's a spooky premonition.

[@zachk302]

Sir Owen why was it?

[@cameront7710]

@@kudzayimberi8516 it's the O2 joggler, it's a shitty "smart" photo frame, it's existence is the horror

[@shuriKen469]

we're better, connected. gather around everyone, ass to mouth.

[@CSXGirl822]

I've been waiting for this all month. Ashens' Halloween special is my favorite part of Halloween.

[@mistermatix8241]

As soon as I saw the bucket of doll parts, I immediately thought of the song "Doll Parts" by Hole!

[@anononomous]

♪ I am doll arms, doll arms, doll arms, err, more doll arms... ♪

[@krashd]

♪ I am the girl you know with stumps instead of arms ♪

[@MrDubwarz]

Them jelly bugs were a craze in the 90s too! I had them growing up!

[@vissova]

"Screams when activated!" "Heh, me too"

[@rayceeya8659]

I remember those camping trips back when I was a kid. We'd load up in the family truckster and head for the forest. We'd pitch our tents and share scary stories around the old toilet fire. Good times, good times.

[@brianphilips1092]

Dude every year for the past 3 years Ive been watching and commenting on these specials. The time is just flying by

[@michaelkessler3813]

I havent watched him in like a year now, ive forgotten how much fun i have seeing these

[@alejandrochavarria7096]

I've been watching your videos to satiate my ADHD since I was 13. I am 22 now. I always thought you were the actor from Sean of the Dead and Larry Bundy was the sidekick, Ed. Halloween costume maybe? Cheers

[@lmpst7915]

Paul gannon was in it. He stole props

[@AgentTasmania]

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost respectively

[@marksteel4489]

There is just something about your channel that makes me smile.

[@MrNlce30]

I don't think it's a brain I think it's intestines. Not that it matters down at the landfill.

[@josefbrett7971]

So pleased to hear the phrase 'muffed it up'. Delightful blast, from my Norfolk past

[@jentzi23]

I've been waiting for this year's spookycrap! Wohoo! Edit: omg.. I loved eating the jellybugs when I was a kid. I am so jealous.

[@glittabones]

You can get them in Marks & Spencer at Halloween - they're called Spook 'Ems and you get 6 for £1!

[@AngelBlkraptor]

The owls are actually quite nice for a pound. My sister had them for decorations and the owl's eyes have a soft glow to them when powered. Good for autumn table decor, really.

[@narcalusbrocarcalus]

You didn't put the glitter nails on the horror plate fingers? Tsk Tsk Ashens.......

[@morbius101]

Oh those beloved jellies! I used to get the Xmen ones here back when the cartoon was big. They came in strips and I always bit Cyclops' head off then saved Gambit for last because he was my favorite.

[@ragecandy]

14:05 literally a bloodborne enemy, people call them winter lanterns lol

[@AbbieSTABBY]

"Things that go bump in the Pound Shop." Fantastic! 😂

[@Seantendo]

4:15 Excellent Pufnstuf reference. You deserve a chocolate coin for that.

[@stanrock0]

at 8:07 theres something

[@athenathegreatandpowerful6365]

American Dollar Tree has that exact same witch!!! I bought mine 3 years ago and it's still cackling. Good value.

[@heiltotheking]

Oh god when you mentioned Dr Bees you smacked me into animation nostalgia heaven. Truly a classic.

[@MrV902]

3:00 I bought one of these same witches for my mother this year for Halloween at the Dollar Tree. I can't see I remember it lighting up, but it had the same design and made the exact same laughing sound.

[@trains.planes]

Been waiting a year for this!!

[@DumaFire]

"Screams when activated. Hah, me too" big mood there Ashens

[@Waynimations]

I’m tired of tiktok ads

[@digioverlord]

Waynimations it’s driving me fucking insane 0_0

[@BFNgaming2024]

Thank god I'm not the only one. If I see one more, I swear to God...

[@guffingtonreal]

1. Press the i in ad 2. "Stop seeing this ad"

[@theprimo100]

I've tried that on the same ad multiple times. Still pops up occasionally. @@guffingtonreal

[@Offensive_Username]

I'm tired of people bitching about ads instead of using an adblocker.

[@bmrcards4351]

Jesus i havent watched this channel in years and still has the same couch. I like it

[@ChocolateMilkMonster]

the workers in poundland must be like "its this guy who buys all this seasonal shit every year again". At this point ashens is probably the one person keeping the stores alive.

[@scottydogheaven8606]

The 99 cent only stores here in the US have those witches. The also have ghosts with a moaning sound, shrieking cats and howling dogs. The sensors on these things are pretty good. I put a few of these along the stairs in front of my house at Halloween and they worked a treat and might even last till next year.

[@nilryth]

I've been looking for those jelly bug things for years, I vaguely remember a sea monster variant and they were bloody delicious

[@glittabones]

You can get them in Marks & Spencer at Halloween - they're called Spook 'Ems and you get 6 for £1!

[@maxscardanelli6185]

The best thing about Halloween (as well as the other yearly holidays)! Ashens reviews of celebratory tat for the occasion. I literally screamed when I saw this come up in my feed. Which, in turn, woke my flatmate up... Help me!

[@rzeka]

The witch laugh kinda sounds like the evil stick

[@catasterphe]

Holy shit, I used to watch you like 4 years ago, last video I remember is the game boy extravaganza, Glad to know you're still doing youtube, Im glad I also found your channel again mate! :D

[@SpiritedSpy]

Am I only one questioning those weird clips every now and then?

[@doot3050]

Spirited Spy ikr I thought I was going insane

[@StringQueen_]

What weird clips?

[@doot3050]

TGG like at 1:20

[@awmperry]

And at 8:10. Odd.

[@Aalborg42]

The first one is from the movie Kill Squad.. it was in a best of the Words episode ... RLM

[@runescapefan0001]

I swear I have watched an ashens halloween special every year for the last 5 years

[@Phoenix2312]

7:44 I was going to say they were HE-MAN Themed Jellies! LOL! I used to try and buy one of each character but they never did them all! There was Buzzz-Off, He-Man, Skeletor, Merman, Beatman, Meckanec and Ram-Man... Think there may have been Teela as well but Never a full collection! LOL! I also used to collect the Packets to make He-Man Themed Ice Cubes, Much to my Mums annoyance!

[@Phoenix2312]

@Most Deadest Pool of em All. yeah, they did do more but the first I ever saw were He-man... they also did Spider-Man and TMNT about a year after... ;)

[@deviantgaming8559]

don't forget the transformer ones

[@Mercer000]

They re did them not long ago!

[@Willotaku9000]

I have been waiting all year for this special, you did not disappoint Good Sir.

[@PrincessUniBun666]

YES YES YES MY FAVE TYPE OF VIDEO FROM U. NOW ITS HALLOWEEN

[@roselily9036]

Exactly what i need to watch after a long day of work

[@JJones-gw9vy]

My favorite Ashens is always the Halloween tat specials

[@Mirakelpung]

I love those jelly bugs. They're a rare find, even on Halloween. Which is a massive shame because I would buy them regularly if they were a normal all year round candy

[@Inspectornills]

huh, that laugh from the witch sounds like the laugh from the evil stick.

[@grayeruanna6008]

Those jelly’s just threw me back to the 90s! My gosh

[@user-yo2lt8ch7v]

The sound effect for the light up witch was the same as the one used for the ‘Evilstick’, a scandal that occurred about 3 or 4 years ago, where a kids toy wand from a dollar store had an image of a demonic young girl cutting her wrists

[@leonstrongbow2410]

Yeah I noticed that too but I couldnt remember what it was called. That was horrid.

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Jesus! If that an Hallowe’en-level creepy then I don’t know what is frankly.

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Jesus! If that isn’t an Hallowe’en-level creepy then I don’t know what is frankly.

[@bruhbbawallace]

Jesus! If that isn't an Hallowe'en-level creepy I don't know what is frankly.

[@vgamesx1]

Jesus! If that isn't an Hallowe'en-level creepy then frankly I don't know you.

[@cmbitw9785]

Why do I love watching these

[@heycady9632]

I’ve been watching these since 2013 😂

[@purplesauberyt2224]

Hey Cady same!

[@boogborne]

Hey Cady haha same.

[@OutlawMantis]

Newbies. :P

[@mmdude15]

Ashens viewer since 2012! 😉

[@coloradoavocado6632]

We all have, maybe

[@JO3YSworld]

YEAY we've all been waiting for this - a video from Ashen is the only thing I enjoy about Halloween! Thanks Stuart!

[@elwoodjacobs4353]

He should've gotten some Monster Munch for the occasion.

[@chrisball3778]

I bought a couple of those horror plates in 2018 because I thought we could use some bits from them as parts of a Halloween costume for my son. But when I got the plastic wrap off, they looked so tacky that we didn't use them and I've still got them in my crafting cupboard. Poundland is the best.

[@jamescollins6085]

The motion activated witch looks like Jimmy Savile.

[@AsherPiesman]

I was just thinking that!

[@metalreita]

Yeeeees! Those jellies was also quite popular when I was a kid in the mid 90’s :D still oddly love them today o.o

[@roydare7904]

Glitter the herpes of the art world

[@thegardenofeatin5965]

Correct.

[@Jakek200]

A bit like Anti-Seize the herpes of the automotive world.

[@RAZ0RL0PEE]

Once it's on, it never goes away

[@JUSTDIEHIGH]

Don't visit Poundland that often so most of these specials have items I haven't previously seen so there is more of a surprise, but I was in one the other day and saw so many of these it's kinda surreal having Ashens commenting on these things I was actually laughing at in the shop, only to have him bring me new laughs, is why I've been subscribed to Ashens for over 6 years as soon as I found out about him from Nerd³, love every video and always look forward to the next one

[@RubiconArt]

As a sad person who actually bought my hallowe'en decorations from the £ shop, funnily enough I had a broken owl, but I went back and got a new one. The eyes just glow solid red but they were surprisingly bright and when put on a dark windowsill, astonishingly effective.

[@Kneefoil]

That witch laugh immediately sounded familiar to me too. Took me a while to recall where I'd heard it, but I think it was in this board game in the late 90s that was called Creepy Towers and came with a laughing skull that had that laugh. I couldn't confirm if the skull really had the same laugh, but I'm pretty sure it did.

[@wesjb94]

Those are balloons left over from the Dark Brotherhood holiday party

[@immortalslayer90]

When Ashens puts up a holiday special, all is right with the world.

[@drdiabeetus4419]

So... Next year you gonna review the ghosts of 99p stores and poundworld?

[@ketchupkatsup9805]

Holy crap those jelly bugs! I remember when i was a kid I went to a friend's party and the party bag had a load of them in it, i wasnt allowed to eat them as they had beef/pork gelatin (i was brought up strict veggie) so opened them and played with them like stretchy slime toys. I threw one at a window and it stuck and slid down it and it was awesome!

[@supernerdcal122]

For those interested, the 3000 Centipedes line is from a BOTW featured B-movie, "Kill Squad". Slightly disappointed there was no attempt to put the fingernails on the platter selection, but the creation of The Eye Thing really made up for it. Better brace DeviantArt for some real weird fanart shit tonight. 10/10. Thoroughly spooked. Would watch again.

[@Timbobjr]

I wouldn’t lie to you about 3,000 centipedes

[@lankeydonkey3355]

That plate thing you should of made a smiley face, it would of cheered me up no end !

[@joshualoynes7408]

Do Crabs think fish can fly?

[@jimbobalob2009]

world of retro no

[@kevboard]

generally speaking swimming and flying is basically the same thing. something light enough could swim through our atmosphere and we would call it flying

[@rampagingelephant7353]

why?

[@maxidge4]

No concept of flight

[@thecheeze9001]

Some crabs can swim too. I don't think they'd be too impressed

[@CosmicGaijin]

hilariously enough, that monster you made is actually quite spot on with a monster that actually exists in Bloodborne.

[@aligallaton3978]

"That's pretty nice though." Stuart, who kidnapped you?

[@RedZeshinX]

I bought one of those witches and evil eye owls at the local dollar store here in Texas! The owls eyes just flicker like a candle. It's a global tat franchise I guess.

[@ethandavidson1087]

Wow I'm early, hi everyone! At last the Halloween special

[@BBanddafret]

I have that black glittery owl! The eyes just light up a solid red and they're pretty bloody bright.

[@kattika8301]

I just found one of those bug jelly things last week. Hadn't seen one since I was like 8. Om någon är från Sverige och undrar var jag hitta den så fanns den i en av de där plast döskallarna med godis som de säljer lite överallt nu till halloween.

[@hgvmatt6710]

Loved those jellies back in the 80’s..., can’t stop laughing at some of the quotes in this vid! 🤣👍

[@ChimpyMatt39]

Ashens will you go do one with those jump scares like at 8:07 😂😂😂

[@Niobesnuppa]

Oh my god, the jelly candy! I was obsessed with those wen I was like 5 or 6 years old, and I completely forgot they even existed.

[@MCDDC10]

3:03 your typical lass from hull lol

[@strumdynastygaming7217]

I always look forward to these every year

[@fyrbornxtg5000]

I loved eating those jellys,lol patty brain

[@Wren1]

I used to buy those Masters of the Universe jelly candies back in the 80s. I totally forgot about them. What I'd like to see make a comeback are United candy bars.

[@Yerrvy]

The witch sounds like billy the puppet from saw

[@aceisking]

thats his side gig

[@albertthedragon2075]

I'd completely forgotten about the Creepy Jelly sweets! Ah, the memories.