32 Year Old Chili and 38 Year Old Beer | Ashens

[@morelhunter3966]

When I was a kid in the 80s who wouldve guessed that at some point cable tv would be slowly replaced by guys reading labels on decades old chili cans.

[@plushifoxed]

Morel Hunter to be fair, back in the 80s/90s it seemed likely enough that thered be a cable channel that was just that

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

Roxie Mika PBS was a better source of entertainment, huh?

[@Jester4460]

@Michael O Callaghan can't wait in 2050 where I see some guy eat old 1998 koolaid

[@maryfreebed9886]

What a world we live in. I LOVE IT.

[@patsk8872]

And I can't tell whether this is because it's so entertaining, or because TV has gotten just that bad.

[@wikkedkillah2351]

That hiss from the can was actually the spirit of Davey Allison saying "DONT EAT THIS!"

[@rawmaw]

Lol

[@v.m.9198]

one of these days ashens is going to open a can and unleash some unspeakable plague upon the earth

[@mikaze30]

V. M. and he would be the First.

[@aidangarvey7049]

Nice hiss, though.

[@matte4562]

This needs to be his next movie

[@HystericalHuntress]

There's a good chance he'll spray botulism toxin into his face one day if he keeps eating old and obscure canned foods. Any time a can is bulging or dented, there's a chance it could be packed full of botulism toxin and simply opening the shit could kill an entire room under the right circumstances.

[@Kahzarod]

Pandora's Chili Can

[@Churchgrimm]

It's so wild that this video is the cited source on Davey Allison's Wikipedia page for the fact that he had his own brand of chili.

[@BrookerBracker]

32-Year-Old Chili 38-Year-Old Beer 40-Year-Old found dead from food poisoning

[@rawmaw]

😂

[@averin5193]

I was not prepared for this when i hit “read more” 🤣🤣

[@mysteriouskazakh]

Holy shit. We own that bowl, Ashens. My mother can confirm, she got it from a petrol station in the 80s.

[@maddiful]

mysteriouskazakh oh lol

[@maddiful]

I’m your 82nd subscriber :)

[@ricksanchezsflask8794]

maybe she got it from the same petrol station Ashen's mum got it from in the 80's. Maybe Ashens was in there as a young lad when your mum was picking it up.

[@jt-bg6ey]

Maybe ashens is your mum

[@warpath6666]

Perfect for serving botulism LOL!!! 😂

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

I appreciate this open-minded, respectful, comprehensive, and still lovingly befuddled take from someone not familiar with NASCAR but not posh or insulting about it, and an interesting intersection for me of things which I'm a fan of, that being auto racing, food, history, Star Wars and even Persona, oddly enough, altogether on this channel. And yes, I hope to take your advice about helicopters, being an aspiring race driver myself.

[@SOAHCSOAHCSOAHC]

I'm a transplant recipient and I have to be really carefully about germs due to my suppressed immune system. It's a lot of fun to safely watch this guy play with stuff that would immediately kill me.

[@garnetbezanson1404]

Best of luck man

[@morelhunter3966]

Ditto

[@user-74652]

I'm rather ignorant about these things. Will your immune system be suppressed forever, or will it eventually return to normal?

[@holdwholetruthholy1511]

I was thinking that same question. Hey SOAHC, hope you're of better health and higher spirits.

[@BenLWolf]

No. His immune system is screwed up permanently. Mostly because if it's not, it would eat the organ. It's going to eat the organ anyway. One of the things they don't tell you is that organ transplants last under a decade. The more blood that goes to an organ, the shorter the amount of time it lasts.

[@HereForAStorm]

British food review: "Oh dear. Yes. Right... Oh dear. Yes. Right."

[@mcrsit]

That's pretty like how I imagine british people having sex xD

[@spook9155]

mcrsit thanks pal, the way you speak about me is the way i imagine you'd try and pick up girls because your a fat introverted shut in who forgot what humanity was. have a nice day

[@WatchManGamer]

why so angry pal? I mean I'm a Brit and that just seems like a joke. It might not be original, but its nothing to get that offended by.

[@TheCutePyro]

You forgot "Oh God!"

[@BestSupportEUW]

mcrsit As a British person, I can confirm that is 100% accurate.

[@user-fz3sz2dj4r]

For sale: Excellent condition brown fabric sofa. Barely used

[@PACKERMAN2077]

*_Dunm-ding!_*

[@Patchuchan]

Is rumored that sofa was originally white.

[@Dudebrotheguy]

A few stains, barely visible unless you know where they are Just mentioning them because because i am a stickler for thees things

[@Noobsaibot21]

Arguably the second most recognized sofa of all time that has appeared in Internet videos

[@tpat90]

Would take it. Even if it is not red and I do not have to chase it. Maybe it will even chase me.

[@ianmiller6040]

Honestly impressed that the beer was still perfectly fizzy after nearly *40* years. Edit: Ah, it was rotting gas that made it still fizzy. Lovely....

[@tedparkinson2033]

Yeah, beer does not last long at all.

[@spectralflapjack]

​@tedparkinson2033 It depends on the beer, to be honest, but you'd be surprised. A good quality beer, properly bottled and cellared, can last for quite some time. Maybe not 40 years, but at least five to ten.

[@rg1124nov]

Am I the only one who really loved the "pure Alaska water" rant? Because it was amazing.

[@rikkaybentlay8489]

Nope me and someone else agreed lol

[@andyrogers6375]

It's one of Ashens' greatest moments.

[@kraktJOE]

"you FUCKING hear that!?"

[@faenethlorhalien]

I come back to it often. It’s absolutely brilliant

[@faenethlorhalien]

There will be trouble!

[@TheHutchy01]

It's an odd thought that Ashen is probably the first and only person to drink that particular beer since about 1980

[@jamescabrie7952]

"Something not right amongst the spices" Its Botulism, and you are breathing it in. What a time to be alive

[@caramelldansen2204]

he did more than breathe it, to be fair.

[@MooseKnuckleMike]

The hissing from the can is always a sign of all of the quality goodness packed inside

[@saschasuperslav2211]

Nice hiss

[@kukido]

my dad used to race professionally, so I asked if he knew anything about mr allison since I'd never heard of him before. my dad said he actually talked to him several times, and was surprised to hear he had his own brand of chili! he said he was a nice guy and took the time to come chat with the lower level racers even though he was quite literally out of their league. and then I got an entire lecture about mr allison's entire family, completely unprompted. don't know how to end this comment goodbye

[@tedparkinson2033]

3 years later, I read this and think you ended it perfectly. Hope you and your dad are well.

[@samholdsworth420]

Is your dad still alive?

[@faenethlorhalien]

Good to know he was a good person

[@samholdsworth420]

Rip dads n davey

[@da_mango_weasel9430]

Ah, my Chili finally made it in a video. I think it was 30 years old when I sent it from VA, but I'm glad somebody got to have a delicious bean lick.

[@syok1107]

just revisiting this video randomly, how do you feel about "the smell of rancid chilli permeating" Ashens house for 12 hours? I must have clicked off when i originally watched it becuase that part made me just about fall to the floor just now.

[@da_mango_weasel9430]

@@syok1107 I honestly revisit this video every now and again and smile when I see that and say "Lol, that was me who did that" I live in England now so maybe one day I'll visit Ashens during a fan meetup and reveal I'm the chili stinker

[@syok1107]

@@da_mango_weasel9430 It's absolutely one of my favorite Ashens moments. Please come back here and post if you ever do meet him. All the best, take care!

[@nickrustyson8124]

Okay so I have a question, how did you find this?

[@da_mango_weasel9430]

@@nickrustyson8124 Well, I’m English, but lived in the states for a while in a place called Charlottesville. I went to a small hick town a county over called Ruckersville and found it in an antique shop, think I paid like five bucks for it.

[@oisinduffy2956]

"i think nascar is the thing where they drive really, really fast in really big circles, theres probably more to it" no thats basically it.

[@ricksanchezsflask8794]

Both of you have never watched the sport and likely never will. Ignorance truly is bliss.

[@nicolerok4167]

Yeah I love that he assumes it's more complex... Nah they just drive around fast. Murica

[@TheMeelickMafia]

@@ricksanchezsflask8794 Yee haw you inbred buck

[@jimjambananaslam3596]

@@ricksanchezsflask8794 Hehe "the sport". You know damn well all they do is drive around fast (that's all racing is) and most people watch hoping to see a wreck. Nothing wrong with that, let's not be pretentious about it.

[@planescaped]

@@ricksanchezsflask8794 Wow...

[@DustyTheKitty]

So what have we learned today? Driving a car is very much different from piloting a helicopter!

[@anarcho-pingu]

gta disagrees

[@GrazCore]

Whenever I am hungry but am too broke to get lunch I just watch an Ashens ancient food review and that clears it right up.

[@DeLaCroix_]

"Oh shit, son!" Has to be my favorite line of the video. 😂😂😂

[@franciscomoll-serrano8083]

Not even the courtesy of time stamping it. Shameful.

[@loopndoop]

11:27 ;)

[@BlackSteelRaven]

I was looking for this comment. And saw no time stamp. Noticed a hero without a Cape has posted the time stamp. Good show xD

[@loopndoop]

@@BlackSteelRaven tis' what I d-d-do

[@TheSpacecraftX]

*Massive Undercurrent of Rot* makes for a good metal band name too.

[@andymadden8183]

What doesn't?

[@aestheticaltwat]

The Aftertaste of Doom.

[@JayStack5]

“Not Right Among the Spices” A story about love, betrayal, and expired chili.

[@sambeckettcat]

so Ashens, when are we getting your new book "Horribly Expired Food You've Probably Never Heard Of"?

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

jomb234 Or perhaps "Horribly Expired Foods You Wish You'd Never Heard Of"!

[@GAMEPRODELTA]

pixel girl with that dreadful shrink wrapped century egg being in the chapter "don't even try to eat this!"

[@joeyp9524]

jomb234 more like Horribly Expired Food You've Probably Never Heard Of, But I've Eaten For Your Enjoyment

[@lordspectre316]

pixel girl and right next to that a picture of sirstrumming with a skull and crossbones

[@kyleshepard3139]

lordspectre isn't that those fermented anchovies that even Andrew Zimmern had a tough time eating? if yes, then i support the movement for that skull and crossbones to be slapped over the image of sirstrumming. VE MUST VARN ZE MASSES!

[@mrc6032]

Any canned food which bulges most likely contains salmonella and/or botulism which very well can be deadly. That's my PSA for the day! 😁

[@Normandy-e8i]

why just those 2

[@Demiglitch]

Botulism makes you strong and gives you abs, eat up kiddies.

[@mrc6032]

@@Demiglitch no it will fuk u up Lol

[@ldmt1995]

So Fallout is full of shit?

[@DakinRinone]

@Squidward tentacles that unoriginal are we?

[@JungleScene]

"the taste of rot" would actually be a great name for your autobiography.

[@warpath6666]

Or the description of British food 😜🤪🤡😄

[@Earthstar_Review]

Actually excellent name for a metal band.

[@AgentTasmania]

Mellange of Badness

[@MrPwner911]

or obituary.

[@DynamixWarePro]

Or better yet "A Taste of Tat and Rot"

[@t0dmacher]

Let's get this into a tray... Nice! Next week, Ashens reviews Botulism.

[@l1wolf14av]

t0dmacher I love that MRE channel too!

[@Jigglysaint]

I'm pretty sure Ashens was my gateway drug into the seedy underbelly that is known as the MRE review community.

[@LiamPenfold]

t0dmacher careful, its odorless!

[@reeffeeder]

I think mine was similar. Techmoan->Ashens->SteveMREInfo1989

[@randywatson8347]

A l r i g h t, c y a...

[@CrunchyTire]

Davey would be proud that in 2017 someone was licking his beans.

[@samholdsworth420]

Lick n flick da bean!

[@emilychb6621]

The red colour is gone, because it sacrificed itself to prevent oxidation of the rest of the food. (Because betacarotene and luteine as well as anthocyanins act as antioxidants)

[@BuzzKirill3D]

Thank you, I love educational comments

[@TrevJericho]

I love lamp.......

[@AnikaJarlsdottr]

the more you know, thank you

[@danwhite3224]

I came to the comments to see if there was an explanation for this, thanks!

[@faenethlorhalien]

So it’s rusted. Hence the color, right? God…

[@WolfCommander]

"ooooooh shit son!!! NOT ON THE COUCH!" Ashens 2017'

[@gunnar8713]

sofa

[@masterszene]

Gunnar klinger You showed him hard! ☺

[@Mackem_uk]

Gunnar klinger settee.

[@marthapozo4881]

Lines said during sexytimes on the sofa :D

[@teresathompson5874]

davenport

[@tbx1024]

"The tragedy of Dave Allison the Fast"

[@tktru]

It’s not something American media would tell you. It’s a NASCAR legend.

[@Pipkiablo]

This is a PSA for anyone who stumbles across this comment, never eat anything from an old can, unless it's dried. At least in America, until 1991, cans were sealed with lead. Unless the food was supposed to be dry, this means that lead has been leaching into the can for years. The lining of the can itself could possibly be leaching into the can as well, even if the can isn't damaged or rusted. By the time you open it, there could be absolutely lethal amounts of lead and other heavy metal contamination in the food. Source: One of my favorite youtubers buys and opens vintage food cans and frequently runs lead and heavy metals tests on the contents, and they are almost always completely off the charts with lead and iron content.

[@donk1823]

Every time I hear Ashens go on a tremendous, sweary rant, my heart soars with joy.

[@FhtagnCthulhu]

Rancid generally refers to the decomposition of fats. That happens even to most sterile foods given enough time (depending on their composition) but can also happen due to microbes. Rancid food may smell and taste terrible, but is probably safe. (well, don't base your diet on it) Color can be completely changed in foods this old. If a can is bulging or broken open, it might be ROTTEN. Rotten food can be deadly to eat, as many bacteria and fungus produce toxins. Botulism is the most well known. If you suspect food may be rotten, seriously do not eat it. Personally I doubt this one has botulism, I've seen examples of canned foods with botulism, and you would know when it was opened. I still would not eat it though. I am unaware of any rancid foods producing appreciable gases.

[@caramelldansen2204]

mvp comment fr

[@DOSRetroGamer]

I'll take your advice in case I have to roam the ruins of wasteland some day.

[@DeezNuggz]

@@DOSRetroGamer soon

[@faenethlorhalien]

Good to know. Thanks.

[@slcolby]

from now on i'm calling my paper towels "paper kitchen roll stuff"

[@Gowire]

I think we tend to call it kitchen roll in the UK, hence Stuart's word jumble

[@slcolby]

Jack Gowrie ahh, i see

[@AsterioMetaverse]

That is a nerdy picture. Not hard to guess what kind of people would use it as a youtube icon.

[@slcolby]

くたばれクソタレ oh?

[@SmokeAndClickCircles]

AsterioMetaverse And what kind of person would that be? Also I dragged your name to the text box and AsterioMetaverse came up, so i'm just going to keep that.

[@QueenVoodo0]

Honestly the story of Davey Allison is an amazing but tragic story, especially with his passing He just never quit no matter how much punishment his body took, example being him fracturing his skull and popping several blood vessels in his eyes at Pocono from a violent wreck before showing up next race at Talladega and starting before being replaced after the first caution

[@JRC99]

Yup. Honestly, Davey probably shouldn't have been flying. I guarantee he had far too many concussions to be safely piloting a heli.

[@ConkerTheCat]

I was about to go to sleep for work tomorrow, but then I saw an Ashens video.....Wisely I chose to watch the Ashens video.

[@AiOinc1]

Ayy same

[@KennethMak]

Me too.

[@gshnoozer2]

I'm at work watching this rn

[@Bigfluffydragongaming]

Conker The Cat same

[@TheCitedAviator]

TheStoopidChannel135 america has multiple time zones... in california, it could be 12 AM, and in Ohio, it could be 11 PM

[@flyingninja1234]

Do you like a little Botulinum toxin & or mold with your Chili? In the words of Philip J Fry, "It's like a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up."

[@nienke7713]

He was lucky, if there was indeed botulinum toxin (which isn't unlikely if the can is bulging) then even licking the bean can be enough to paralyze you.

[@scunts]

@@nienke7713 HA! licking the bean! Lol sorry, jokes aside, botulinum is a very real threat, but we would have known about that by now if old mate ate it and got infected.

[@lumntoob999]

@@scunts nice spot! I read right past the "licking the bean" part.

[@NotoriousPyro]

Clostridium botulinum hates low ph environments, chili tends to be lower in ph due to the tomato, especially with the addition of vinegar and ketchup. Beans in water on the other hand...

[@Wildstar40]

I love the part when the worm talks about how his ancestors got into the stomach they are all in on the sandwich.

[@nuculearpancake17]

It was made at bunker hill? Must be tinned lunch beans for the Brotherhood Of Steel

[@PACKERMAN2077]

nuculearpancake17 *prewar tinned "Botulism Bombs"*

[@geekoborabora]

I am genuinely disappointed I can't find a mod for that.

[@lilcreeper1546]

Spider Venom Fallout 3 DLC

[@wall4818]

You should've poured the beer into the chili and see what bioweapon of mass destruction you could've made.

[@faenethlorhalien]

That’s probably been made illegal in several treatises.

[@limaromeo8745]

“Massive undercurrent of rot” also sounds like a good book title

[@officialclownbusiness7788]

it appears as though your can of chili has been pre-digested.

[@JeddtheJedi]

Pre-digested for your convenience

[@Borshigi]

@@JeddtheJedi Lmao 😂

[@JeanMarceaux]

Davey Allison had already enjoyed that chili.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

I clicked on a bean video and all I got was very sad stories of beloved people dying in helicopter crashes

[@5roundsrapid263]

Tell me about it. This video got dark fast.

[@kenetickups6146]

Venom Cooldude The Nutmaster I applaud you for somehow making a cringeworthy meme funny

[@PACKERMAN2077]

Pajamapants Jack I guess you could say... *they spilled there beans*

[@athanfishy]

I found those story's funny

[@PeriapsisStudios2000]

Pfp source?

[@Werm44]

tldr: athletes should avoid helicopters

[@carsonbiggerstaff5860]

I was looking to see if anyone updated that statement

[@cambridgemart2075]

Or any aircraft, Graham Hill crashed his aeroplane and died.

[@caramelldansen2204]

everyone should avoid helicopters, they're evil bastards

[@tktru]

Just ask Kobe Bryant-oh wait

[@RetroPlus]

Collin McCrae 😩

[@MattyStoked]

+1 for repping Darth Plagueis memes.

[@lumaseed6490]

@@tekuusi impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete.

[@AniW2x4]

@D'niro Gavin I've been looking forward to this

[@theorangecrusher]

hearing you threaten people over the beer and the Alaskan water is gold.

[@Citizen_Nihilist]

I live an hour's drive away from Bedford, where the chili was made. It was available here in Richmond until around 1993 when Allison passed away. I remember my dad buying a whole case.

[@EdgyShooter]

"Not right among the spices" Sounds like an interesting book about colonial India

[@Wynter_Saleos]

"I'm gonna to take one for the team and down the hole bowl no I'm fucking not" XD

[@shmanti]

Sasuke Uchiha XD lolz remember myspace?

[@bingbong6928]

shmanti but i thought it was a myth. A legend

[@GrimChiefer]

Whole*

[@jimmarshall3724]

I gotta say, usually these videos of people "Unboxing" shit hold no thrill for me. But there's something about this channel that makes for compulsive viewing. Ashens is a genuinely funny guy! - A rarity among the countless youtube fuckwits

[@Monica-rl1qr]

For me, it's partly because there's almost no-one else doing the stuff he does, & partly because in most cases, the crap he reviews is so poorly made that it makes me laugh in & of itself. The commentary is a bonus. If you like Ashens, you might like: Mike Jeavons' Infomercialism series, CinemaSins & BrandSins, & CultMoo's It Came from a Can series. They all do the same trope, referred to by tvtropes.org as "accentuating the negative."

[@alwayscrispy666]

If you enjoy these videos then you should definitely check out Steve1989mreinfo. He reviews MREs dating back to ww2 and I believe he reviewed a ration that was for ww1.

[@ronank2432]

he ate older than that which is hard tack from us civil war

[@notamuffin]

"OOOHH SHIT, SON" -Ashens 2017

[@twowheeldrive6096]

"I have enjoyed my own special chilli recipe since I was a kid" - if he means he made that chilli while he was a child then i am deeply, deeply afraid.

[@zanemcewen1343]

If i had to guess it's either a family recipe or just made up for marketing

[@magicemperor2420]

He created the recipe while in the womb.

[@polarisation]

@@magicemperor2420 he is the recipe

[@AgentTasmania]

Tabasco sauce as an ingredient does give the 'family recipe' credibility

[@Passageofsky]

​@@polarisationOmg, plottwistt

[@ChickpeaBlues]

"SHIT SON" my sides help me

[@tomcryer1638]

i love watching davey allisons smiling face, even though 2 inches above his face, hell is being revealed

[@badthesolguy4057]

Failed my 3rd exam at university. Ashens eating some old ass food is what I needed to cheer me up.Thanks Stu

[@badthesolguy4057]

Mr. Ixolite Wow, a nice youtube comment. That's something new. Thank you dude for the support

[@kristina80ification]

Don't call him Stu, only his close personal friends get to call him stu, i know because i am not one.

[@yo252]

nice username bro

[@jcraig6431]

Clorox Bleach Talk about the pot calling the kettle black... wait...

[@comradeurod9805]

This Username is MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAA!! just keep your head up and learn harder. you will do it when you believe in it! but an ashens video is good to cheer you up!

[@jasong3652]

I would say that chilli is not from 1985 since Davey's rookie year was 1987, probably between 90 and 93.

[@jtb1990419]

I agree. I'd say 89-90 at the absolute earliest.

[@harrywisniewski5017]

Wasn’t Davey killed in 92??

[@JRC99]

@@harrywisniewski5017 '93

[@bobproduction5335]

2021 update: IF YOU DO ANYTHING DO NOT RIDE A HELICOPTER!

[@AGuy100]

Nice Hiss.

[@l1wolf14av]

TGajend I'm not the only one! yay!

[@hudsonrylee]

Nice!

[@WBV420]

Nice!

[@alejandraquiroz669]

Greg25kk ketchup catsup ketchup catsup

[@xanthrax6098]

Greg25kk lets get this out on a tray

[@GryffDavid]

My kitten has been a bit sick for a couple days. That literally looks like her poop.

[@Terabit3]

Gryffydd David: does it taste like chilli too?

[@idealsurrealism9587]

@Kam Mike Not his kittys fault

[@idealsurrealism9587]

@Kam Mike No

[@juuuune]

@Kam Mike how is it the cats fault

[@iceg6621]

Well it certainly looks like a bad *poop*

[@AS-ku5fr]

9:25 will forever be one of my favorite Ashens moments

[@gekigami1791]

imagine that. Ashens: How do I get 40 year old beer stains off my couch? Employee at Mor: ...Huh?

[@TheHutchy01]

The odd thing is due to the estimated age of the sofa (the fact Stuart doesn't know how old it is, is a good indicator it's quite old) it's technically possible but incredibly unlikely someone could have spilled that beer on the sofa while it was still in production

[@applegal3058]

Yes, I love it when he does food videos!

[@ConstantinosE]

Apple Gal me too :)

[@rwaitwhat]

Apple Gal same! Since he closed the PO box I'm afraid we won't have as many though :(

[@applegal3058]

Yeah. It sucks. For some twisted reason, I enjoy his suffering with expired food. lol

[@yourlifeovermine666]

Why'd he close the PO box?

[@rwaitwhat]

boredunicorn510, his house was filling up with boxes and boxes of things people sent to him. And of course since people don't know what others have sent, he'd sometimes have several of one item. It's understandable that he closed it, just a bit of a bummer

[@thestargazer679]

I am a champion Motocross racer and you have taught me a life lesson. Never buy a helicopter under any circumstance edit: jesus fuck leave me alone i was 13 when i wrote this i had just won a junior championship and felt like showing it off goddamn

[@upstate5184]

Then why do you have novice plates on your bike?

[@bakedsodium6528]

Your name is literally MotoRider#679. I feel like that’s what you might want to be? I feel like it’s a bit obvious.

[@daveykonijnenberg951]

Only if its a attack helicopter

[@leontarmann3449]

@@upstate5184 a novice champion

[@TheCarDemotic]

This man gains respect from me for playing Cars Maternational.

[@amberlove1881]

New tagline! ASHENS: "Imagine Some Piss"

[@JeddtheJedi]

You may say I'm a streamer, but I'm not the only one

[@15-Peter-20]

Omg you're beautiful xx

[@ProwerTheFox7]

@@15-Peter-20 simp

[@06window37]

@@15-Peter-20 little yanks acting like its a crime to call a lassie beautiful 🙄

[@15-Peter-20]

@@06window37 like its so wrong to pay a woman a compliment who indeed is very beautiful

[@mafiacat88]

As far as I can tell that's what NASCAR seems to be. Also holy hell this one was a rollercoaster of emotions. There was tragic loss, crashes, and chili, all the way to ashens reactions when eating food.

[@johnbonhamsinger]

Your expletive filled rant was very Mark Corrigan, I laughed heartily!

[@autumnmatthews3179]

My parents had bowls like that. The whole set. They always scared me ignoring best before dates but strangely it doesn’t scare me so much now with the stuff you get into

[@TheHutchy01]

I too have developed a "2 days beyond the best before but it still looks and smells fine" rule as a result of watching Stuart eat expired stuff (but admittedly the stuff that's like 2 months out of date not four bloody decades). And that's a seriously cool profile picture.

[@rc412scaler]

They're making a left turn! They're making a left turn! They're making a left turn!

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

I wonder what's gonna happen next!?

[@EDMLyfe]

Except you know when they race at racetracks with right turns.

[@emptywindexbottle97]

@@EDMLyfe i don't think they do actually hahaha they must be really good at left turns!

[@AnikaJarlsdottr]

my, what an excellent undercut into that left hander...

[@s1mplythehero908]

@@emptywindexbottle97 We do have two road courses at the top level, and I think a few at the lower levels too. Other than that it's all left turns.

[@LairdDeimos]

I would love for you to tell us the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise.

[@bingbong6928]

LairdDeimos its not a tale the jedi would tel you

[@aaron5015]

modified mood starch tastes like feels

[@WickedSmile1337]

Aaron Ondreako brilliant

[@rwaitwhat]

Aaron Ondreako that is a perfect tagline. let us create this modified mood starch and become like unto gods

[@pamelac4261]

Aaron Ondreako its sans death from undertale ? ? ? ? THE FEEEEEEELSSSSSS

[@lastp6905]

I never thought Ashens would teach me about the tragic, preventable and untimely deaths of two accomplished racing drivers due to inexperience at the helm of helicopters

[@TroubleToby3040]

I'm actually putting together a four part series on the tragic, preventable and untimely deaths of accomplished racing drivers due to inexperience at the helm of helicopters... Well, it's only two parts right now, but, you know, fingers crossed.

[@limpnjen]

Whenever I walk past a dumpster I'm going to say "ew, do you smell that massive undercurrent of rot?"

[@youdud44]

I doubt this is 32 years old. That means it would've been 1985 when this chili was sold. The styling of the #28 on Davey's hat wasn't run until 1991. So more than likely this can originated sometime between 1991-93.

[@captainvsk]

youdud44 according to an archived article from the Orlando Sentinel, it was February of 1993 when the chili hit the shelf, for $1.19

[@JackDomenabc]

youdud44 it's still fucking old either way

[@awmperry]

youdud44 Yeah, and with microwave instructions on the tin.

[@nicolascastillo2458]

youdud44 nobody likes a know-it-all

[@nicolascastillo2458]

0Claire420 did he know they could be turned into cameras?

[@NefariousMAC]

So does anybody know if Davey Allison took that chili recipe to the grave or what?

[@lieutenanttofu8334]

Nefarious M.A.C I hate when the ingredients list says "flavorings," "natural flavor" or similar. I'd really like more detail than that, yaknow?

[@NoMooreMercyClips]

It's the government's way of protecting secret recipes, but of course there are loopholes that companies use to get around saying what it is.

[@DevinGates]

NoMooreMercy Gaming wd-40 isn't patented, so they never have to tell anyone what's in it

[@pryingeyes1551]

It also makes it impossible to know whether or not something's vegetarian. I mean, in this case, obviously not, given the beef content. But Many would be surprised to know that V8 is at times, and at times not, vegetarian.

[@PlumbDrumb]

what kind of meat product ends up in V-8?

[@MrBananabart]

"THE ONLY ONE BREWED WITH PURE ALASKA WATER YOU FUCKING HEAR THAT" I'm dead

[@therunawaykid6523]

One of favourite random ashens rants 🤣🤣

[@Cynothogliss]

"Something not right amongst the spice"... which book in the Dune series was that?

[@TheHutchy01]

One of the shitty post-Frank books probably

[@girochin007]

I was screaming at my screen for you not to eat the chili. OMG My dad bought several cans of that when I was a kid and it was not that color when it was new. IIRC it tasted like every other canned chili... Bleh.

[@somregularguy]

girochin007 ya how I remember it it was bloody awful

[@joshipuro]

i just kept chanting a horrified "no... NO" myself, growing steadily louder as he described things such as possible mold

[@Boofy011]

girochin007 I always thought it tasted like my idea of what dog food would

[@dumbfoxie9386]

girochin007 I yell "NO!" Too. But my sister locked me in room, because I was too loud

[@cruxmind]

I would also leave my exaggerated description of myself yelling no at a video but, I'd rather not. You guys seem to have it under control.

[@thebeastpancake]

Yes! A new food video I love these! I don't know why.

[@TheManHam87]

"Im going to take one for the team and down the whole bowl, No im fuuuuuuucking not" Lmao 😅

[@rkirk]

From the USDA website: All containers of meat, poultry, and egg products must be labeled with a USDA mark of inspection and establishment (EST number), which is assigned to the plant where the product was produced. I learned something new today.

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

I figured it was a number of an establishment rather than the year established. But I'd rather believe the department of agriculture was a city state founded 1200 years ago on what must be the most trivial prophecy in the world.

[@janruudschutrups9382]

Anyone else kind of missed the quintessential "Blerghhh!" in the intro? :D

[@qclear1164]

Fvd! 😁

[@randomserb761]

@@qclear1164 Fuck FvD

[@justmytw0cents]

Yes I really do miss that haha

[@AnAverageGoblin]

One of these days Ashens will open a can of that toxin from Return of the Living Dead and doom us all.

[@DevonPalmer98]

Every time I see old food in the thumbnail I think "Will this be the food that finally ends ashens suffering"

[@wolfyboy]

ashens is gonna "lick the bean"

[@s1nz_math674]

Legend

[@michaelluptonremixes6681]

Insert rimshot here

[@wolfyboy]

@@s1nz_math674 thanks XD

[@wolfyboy]

@@michaelluptonremixes6681 *rimshot*

[@06window37]

oh yes he could 😫

[@p4t21ck]

If you heated that up, your microwave would probably vomit.

[@CollegeChemistry]

As a chemist, and a fan of chili, I can confirm that this is, in fact, not good.

[@thyowen]

...AND DOWN THE WHOLE BOWL! I feared for your life when that was announced.

[@duh_dyl]

"And they stopped in 1979, when they all went home and didn't have jobs anymore" that cracked me up

[@doublem5679]

Ashens saying "OOOH SHIT SON!" made my day! xD

[@chickendrawsdogs3343]

Another KZbinr opening old food and going all in... ...NICE! Subscribed.

[@Sean-kh7jb]

I lost it when you tried oh shit son when the beer fizzed up

[@Hukkavei]

Dabey's soul is finally free, as the last bean tin with his face on it was openend, the hiss was part of him freed from inside.

[@VodkaHellstorm]

I'm genuinely surprised Ashens knows as much about various racing as he does.

[@Oujouj426]

How does he keep expecting the food to be edible, even after tens, maybe even hundreds, of expired foods, Ashens still thinks there's a chance it'd be edible after 32 years.

[@FlergerBergitydersh]

I'm tempted to set Ashens' "OH SHIT SON" as my notification sound now.

[@gyromurphy]

you and that dude that eats old MREs are two of my favorite youtubers

[@rich_vega]

The ONLY ONE brewed with PURE Alaskan water.

[@l1wolf14av]

VeggØ Ω THE ONLY ONE!

[@kristina80ification]

"because no one else wanted to brew mass marketed beer in alaska but we have a government grant so I guess we have to now" was the rest of the slogan but it was too long to put on the can.

[@russianspy5307]

If you say there's other beer brewed with alaskan water i'll send the boys round your house

[@Pinkscales]

Looked more like pure Alaskan piss water

[@TheHannible]

I remember the bowl you used in the first one! They used to give them away with petrol in the UK back in the 80s lol

[@2SpiderHeads]

9:20 Ashens reminds me of David Mitchell 😂

[@Arbron]

"I never saw this stuff when it was fresh." Anyone else uttering this phrase would elicit confusion. With Ashens, it's warm nostalgia.