When I was a kid in the 80s who wouldve guessed that at some point cable tv would be slowly replaced by guys reading labels on decades old chili cans.
@plushifoxed5 жыл бұрын
Morel Hunter to be fair, back in the 80s/90s it seemed likely enough that thered be a cable channel that was just that
@AFarmerCalledChicken5 жыл бұрын
Roxie Mika PBS was a better source of entertainment, huh?
@Jester44603 жыл бұрын
@Michael O Callaghan can't wait in 2050 where I see some guy eat old 1998 koolaid
@maryfreebed98862 жыл бұрын
What a world we live in. I LOVE IT.
@patsk88722 жыл бұрын
And I can't tell whether this is because it's so entertaining, or because TV has gotten just that bad.
@v.m.91987 жыл бұрын
one of these days ashens is going to open a can and unleash some unspeakable plague upon the earth
@mikaze307 жыл бұрын
V. M. and he would be the First.
@aidangarvey70497 жыл бұрын
Nice hiss, though.
@matte45627 жыл бұрын
This needs to be his next movie
@HystericalHuntress7 жыл бұрын
There's a good chance he'll spray botulism toxin into his face one day if he keeps eating old and obscure canned foods. Any time a can is bulging or dented, there's a chance it could be packed full of botulism toxin and simply opening the shit could kill an entire room under the right circumstances.
@Kahzarod6 жыл бұрын
Pandora's Chili Can
@kukido4 жыл бұрын
my dad used to race professionally, so I asked if he knew anything about mr allison since I'd never heard of him before. my dad said he actually talked to him several times, and was surprised to hear he had his own brand of chili! he said he was a nice guy and took the time to come chat with the lower level racers even though he was quite literally out of their league. and then I got an entire lecture about mr allison's entire family, completely unprompted. don't know how to end this comment goodbye
@tedparkinson2033 Жыл бұрын
3 years later, I read this and think you ended it perfectly. Hope you and your dad are well.
@samholdsworth4205 ай бұрын
Is your dad still alive?
@faenethlorhalien5 ай бұрын
Good to know he was a good person
@samholdsworth4202 ай бұрын
Rip dads n davey
@theplasmapro83437 жыл бұрын
32-Year-Old Chili 38-Year-Old Beer 40-Year-Old found dead from food poisoning
@rawmaw2 ай бұрын
😂
@wikkedkillah23517 жыл бұрын
That hiss from the can was actually the spirit of Davey Allison saying "DONT EAT THIS!"
@rawmaw Жыл бұрын
Lol
@user-fz3sz2dj4r7 жыл бұрын
For sale: Excellent condition brown fabric sofa. Barely used
@PACKERMAN20777 жыл бұрын
*_Dunm-ding!_*
@Patchuchan7 жыл бұрын
Is rumored that sofa was originally white.
@Dudebrotheguy6 жыл бұрын
A few stains, barely visible unless you know where they are Just mentioning them because because i am a stickler for thees things
@Noobsaibot216 жыл бұрын
Arguably the second most recognized sofa of all time that has appeared in Internet videos
@tpat906 жыл бұрын
Would take it. Even if it is not red and I do not have to chase it. Maybe it will even chase me.
@mrc60325 жыл бұрын
Any canned food which bulges most likely contains salmonella and/or botulism which very well can be deadly. That's my PSA for the day! 😁
@LearnLightAnimations4 жыл бұрын
why just those 2
@Demiglitch4 жыл бұрын
Botulism makes you strong and gives you abs, eat up kiddies.
@mrc60324 жыл бұрын
@@Demiglitch no it will fuk u up Lol
@ldmt19954 жыл бұрын
So Fallout is full of shit?
@DakinRinone4 жыл бұрын
@Squidward tentacles that unoriginal are we?
@mysteriouskazakh7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. We own that bowl, Ashens. My mother can confirm, she got it from a petrol station in the 80s.
@maddiful6 жыл бұрын
mysteriouskazakh oh lol
@maddiful6 жыл бұрын
I’m your 82nd subscriber :)
@ricksanchezsflask87946 жыл бұрын
maybe she got it from the same petrol station Ashen's mum got it from in the 80's. Maybe Ashens was in there as a young lad when your mum was picking it up.
That's pretty like how I imagine british people having sex xD
@spook91557 жыл бұрын
mcrsit thanks pal, the way you speak about me is the way i imagine you'd try and pick up girls because your a fat introverted shut in who forgot what humanity was. have a nice day
@WatchManGamer7 жыл бұрын
why so angry pal? I mean I'm a Brit and that just seems like a joke. It might not be original, but its nothing to get that offended by.
@TheCutePyro7 жыл бұрын
You forgot "Oh God!"
@BestSupportEUW7 жыл бұрын
mcrsit As a British person, I can confirm that is 100% accurate.
@SOAHCSOAHCSOAHC7 жыл бұрын
I'm a transplant recipient and I have to be really carefully about germs due to my suppressed immune system. It's a lot of fun to safely watch this guy play with stuff that would immediately kill me.
@garnetbezanson14047 жыл бұрын
Best of luck man
@morelhunter39667 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@user-746527 жыл бұрын
I'm rather ignorant about these things. Will your immune system be suppressed forever, or will it eventually return to normal?
@holdwholetruthholy15117 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that same question. Hey SOAHC, hope you're of better health and higher spirits.
@BenLWolf6 жыл бұрын
No. His immune system is screwed up permanently. Mostly because if it's not, it would eat the organ. It's going to eat the organ anyway. One of the things they don't tell you is that organ transplants last under a decade. The more blood that goes to an organ, the shorter the amount of time it lasts.
@ianmiller6040 Жыл бұрын
Honestly impressed that the beer was still perfectly fizzy after nearly *40* years. Edit: Ah, it was rotting gas that made it still fizzy. Lovely....
@tedparkinson2033 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, beer does not last long at all.
@oisinduffy29567 жыл бұрын
"i think nascar is the thing where they drive really, really fast in really big circles, theres probably more to it" no thats basically it.
@ricksanchezsflask87946 жыл бұрын
Both of you have never watched the sport and likely never will. Ignorance truly is bliss.
@nicolerok41676 жыл бұрын
Yeah I love that he assumes it's more complex... Nah they just drive around fast. Murica
@TheMeelickMafia5 жыл бұрын
@@ricksanchezsflask8794 Yee haw you inbred buck
@jimjambananaslam35965 жыл бұрын
@@ricksanchezsflask8794 Hehe "the sport". You know damn well all they do is drive around fast (that's all racing is) and most people watch hoping to see a wreck. Nothing wrong with that, let's not be pretentious about it.
@planescaped5 жыл бұрын
@@ricksanchezsflask8794 Wow...
@ChrisPoindexter983 жыл бұрын
I appreciate this open-minded, respectful, comprehensive, and still lovingly befuddled take from someone not familiar with NASCAR but not posh or insulting about it, and an interesting intersection for me of things which I'm a fan of, that being auto racing, food, history, Star Wars and even Persona, oddly enough, altogether on this channel. And yes, I hope to take your advice about helicopters, being an aspiring race driver myself.
@rg1124nov7 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who really loved the "pure Alaska water" rant? Because it was amazing.
@rikkaybentlay84895 жыл бұрын
Nope me and someone else agreed lol
@andyrogers63755 жыл бұрын
It's one of Ashens' greatest moments.
@kraktjoetv Жыл бұрын
"you FUCKING hear that!?"
@faenethlorhalien5 ай бұрын
I come back to it often. It’s absolutely brilliant
@faenethlorhalien5 ай бұрын
There will be trouble!
@JungleScene4 жыл бұрын
"the taste of rot" would actually be a great name for your autobiography.
@warpath66663 жыл бұрын
Or the description of British food 😜🤪🤡😄
@Earthstar_Review3 жыл бұрын
Actually excellent name for a metal band.
@AgentTasmania2 жыл бұрын
Mellange of Badness
@MrPwner9112 жыл бұрын
or obituary.
@DynamixWarePro2 жыл бұрын
Or better yet "A Taste of Tat and Rot"
@TheHutchy013 жыл бұрын
It's an odd thought that Ashen is probably the first and only person to drink that particular beer since about 1980
@da_mango_weasel94307 жыл бұрын
Ah, my Chili finally made it in a video. I think it was 30 years old when I sent it from VA, but I'm glad somebody got to have a delicious bean lick.
@syok1107 Жыл бұрын
just revisiting this video randomly, how do you feel about "the smell of rancid chilli permeating" Ashens house for 12 hours? I must have clicked off when i originally watched it becuase that part made me just about fall to the floor just now.
@da_mango_weasel9430 Жыл бұрын
@@syok1107 I honestly revisit this video every now and again and smile when I see that and say "Lol, that was me who did that" I live in England now so maybe one day I'll visit Ashens during a fan meetup and reveal I'm the chili stinker
@syok1107 Жыл бұрын
@@da_mango_weasel9430 It's absolutely one of my favorite Ashens moments. Please come back here and post if you ever do meet him. All the best, take care!
@nickrustyson8124 Жыл бұрын
Okay so I have a question, how did you find this?
@da_mango_weasel9430 Жыл бұрын
@@nickrustyson8124 Well, I’m English, but lived in the states for a while in a place called Charlottesville. I went to a small hick town a county over called Ruckersville and found it in an antique shop, think I paid like five bucks for it.
@t0dmacher7 жыл бұрын
Let's get this into a tray... Nice! Next week, Ashens reviews Botulism.
@l1wolf14av7 жыл бұрын
t0dmacher I love that MRE channel too!
@Jigglysaint7 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Ashens was my gateway drug into the seedy underbelly that is known as the MRE review community.
@LiamPenfold7 жыл бұрын
t0dmacher careful, its odorless!
@reeffeeder7 жыл бұрын
I think mine was similar. Techmoan->Ashens->SteveMREInfo1989
@randywatson83477 жыл бұрын
A l r i g h t, c y a...
@emilychb66215 жыл бұрын
The red colour is gone, because it sacrificed itself to prevent oxidation of the rest of the food. (Because betacarotene and luteine as well as anthocyanins act as antioxidants)
@BuzzKirill3D4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I love educational comments
@TrevJericho4 жыл бұрын
I love lamp.......
@AnikaJarlsdottr3 жыл бұрын
the more you know, thank you
@danwhite322411 ай бұрын
I came to the comments to see if there was an explanation for this, thanks!
@faenethlorhalien5 ай бұрын
So it’s rusted. Hence the color, right? God…
@jamescabrie79525 жыл бұрын
"Something not right amongst the spices" Its Botulism, and you are breathing it in. What a time to be alive
@caramelldansen22042 жыл бұрын
he did more than breathe it, to be fair.
@Camelfacekamala5 жыл бұрын
The hissing from the can is always a sign of all of the quality goodness packed inside
@saschasuperslav22112 жыл бұрын
Nice hiss
@WolfCommander7 жыл бұрын
"ooooooh shit son!!! NOT ON THE COUCH!" Ashens 2017'
@gunnar87137 жыл бұрын
sofa
@masterszene7 жыл бұрын
Gunnar klinger You showed him hard! ☺
@Mackem_uk7 жыл бұрын
Gunnar klinger settee.
@marthapozo48815 жыл бұрын
Lines said during sexytimes on the sofa :D
@teresathompson587411 ай бұрын
davenport
@TheSpacecraftX7 жыл бұрын
*Massive Undercurrent of Rot* makes for a good metal band name too.
@andymadden81835 жыл бұрын
What doesn't?
@aestheticaltwat5 жыл бұрын
The Aftertaste of Doom.
@CrunchyTire2 жыл бұрын
Davey would be proud that in 2017 someone was licking his beans.
@samholdsworth4202 ай бұрын
Lick n flick da bean!
@sambeckettcat7 жыл бұрын
so Ashens, when are we getting your new book "Horribly Expired Food You've Probably Never Heard Of"?
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated7 жыл бұрын
jomb234 Or perhaps "Horribly Expired Foods You Wish You'd Never Heard Of"!
@GAMEPRODELTA7 жыл бұрын
pixel girl with that dreadful shrink wrapped century egg being in the chapter "don't even try to eat this!"
@joeyp95247 жыл бұрын
jomb234 more like Horribly Expired Food You've Probably Never Heard Of, But I've Eaten For Your Enjoyment
@lordspectre3167 жыл бұрын
pixel girl and right next to that a picture of sirstrumming with a skull and crossbones
@kyleshepard31397 жыл бұрын
lordspectre isn't that those fermented anchovies that even Andrew Zimmern had a tough time eating? if yes, then i support the movement for that skull and crossbones to be slapped over the image of sirstrumming. VE MUST VARN ZE MASSES!
@DeLaCroix_7 жыл бұрын
"Oh shit, son!" Has to be my favorite line of the video. 😂😂😂
@franciscomoll-serrano80835 жыл бұрын
Not even the courtesy of time stamping it. Shameful.
@loopndoop5 жыл бұрын
11:27 ;)
@BlackSteelRaven5 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment. And saw no time stamp. Noticed a hero without a Cape has posted the time stamp. Good show xD
@loopndoop5 жыл бұрын
@@BlackSteelRaven tis' what I d-d-do
@flyingninja12347 жыл бұрын
Do you like a little Botulinum toxin & or mold with your Chili? In the words of Philip J Fry, "It's like a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up."
@nienke77135 жыл бұрын
He was lucky, if there was indeed botulinum toxin (which isn't unlikely if the can is bulging) then even licking the bean can be enough to paralyze you.
@scunts5 жыл бұрын
@@nienke7713 HA! licking the bean! Lol sorry, jokes aside, botulinum is a very real threat, but we would have known about that by now if old mate ate it and got infected.
@lumntoob9995 жыл бұрын
@@scunts nice spot! I read right past the "licking the bean" part.
@NotoriousPyro5 жыл бұрын
Clostridium botulinum hates low ph environments, chili tends to be lower in ph due to the tomato, especially with the addition of vinegar and ketchup. Beans in water on the other hand...
@Wildstar405 жыл бұрын
I love the part when the worm talks about how his ancestors got into the stomach they are all in on the sandwich.
@tbx10247 жыл бұрын
"The tragedy of Dave Allison the Fast"
@tktru3 жыл бұрын
It’s not something American media would tell you. It’s a NASCAR legend.
@FhtagnCthulhu7 жыл бұрын
Rancid generally refers to the decomposition of fats. That happens even to most sterile foods given enough time (depending on their composition) but can also happen due to microbes. Rancid food may smell and taste terrible, but is probably safe. (well, don't base your diet on it) Color can be completely changed in foods this old. If a can is bulging or broken open, it might be ROTTEN. Rotten food can be deadly to eat, as many bacteria and fungus produce toxins. Botulism is the most well known. If you suspect food may be rotten, seriously do not eat it. Personally I doubt this one has botulism, I've seen examples of canned foods with botulism, and you would know when it was opened. I still would not eat it though. I am unaware of any rancid foods producing appreciable gases.
@caramelldansen22042 жыл бұрын
mvp comment fr
@DOSRetroGamer Жыл бұрын
I'll take your advice in case I have to roam the ruins of wasteland some day.
@DeezNuggz Жыл бұрын
@@DOSRetroGamer soon
@faenethlorhalien5 ай бұрын
Good to know. Thanks.
@pajamapantsjack58747 жыл бұрын
I clicked on a bean video and all I got was very sad stories of beloved people dying in helicopter crashes
@5roundsrapid2637 жыл бұрын
Tell me about it. This video got dark fast.
@kenetickups61467 жыл бұрын
Venom Cooldude The Nutmaster I applaud you for somehow making a cringeworthy meme funny
@PACKERMAN20777 жыл бұрын
Pajamapants Jack I guess you could say... *they spilled there beans*
@athanfishy7 жыл бұрын
I found those story's funny
@PeriapsisStudios20005 жыл бұрын
Pfp source?
@JayStack55 жыл бұрын
“Not Right Among the Spices” A story about love, betrayal, and expired chili.
@DustyTheKitty7 жыл бұрын
So what have we learned today? Driving a car is very much different from piloting a helicopter!
@anarcho-pingu4 жыл бұрын
gta disagrees
@ConkerTheCat7 жыл бұрын
I was about to go to sleep for work tomorrow, but then I saw an Ashens video.....Wisely I chose to watch the Ashens video.
@AiOinc17 жыл бұрын
Ayy same
@KennethMak7 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@gshnoozer27 жыл бұрын
I'm at work watching this rn
@Bigfluffydragongaming7 жыл бұрын
Conker The Cat same
@TheCitedAviator7 жыл бұрын
TheStoopidChannel135 america has multiple time zones... in california, it could be 12 AM, and in Ohio, it could be 11 PM
@MattyStoked7 жыл бұрын
+1 for repping Darth Plagueis memes.
@lumaseed64904 жыл бұрын
@@tekuusi impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete.
@AniW2x43 жыл бұрын
@D'niro Gavin I've been looking forward to this
@QueenVoodo02 жыл бұрын
Honestly the story of Davey Allison is an amazing but tragic story, especially with his passing He just never quit no matter how much punishment his body took, example being him fracturing his skull and popping several blood vessels in his eyes at Pocono from a violent wreck before showing up next race at Talladega and starting before being replaced after the first caution
@limaromeo87453 жыл бұрын
“Massive undercurrent of rot” also sounds like a good book title
@officialclownbusiness77887 жыл бұрын
it appears as though your can of chili has been pre-digested.
@JeddtheJedi5 жыл бұрын
Pre-digested for your convenience
@Borshigi4 жыл бұрын
@@JeddtheJedi Lmao 😂
@JeanMarceaux4 жыл бұрын
Davey Allison had already enjoyed that chili.
@jimmarshall37247 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, usually these videos of people "Unboxing" shit hold no thrill for me. But there's something about this channel that makes for compulsive viewing. Ashens is a genuinely funny guy! - A rarity among the countless youtube fuckwits
@Monica-rl1qr6 жыл бұрын
For me, it's partly because there's almost no-one else doing the stuff he does, & partly because in most cases, the crap he reviews is so poorly made that it makes me laugh in & of itself. The commentary is a bonus. If you like Ashens, you might like: Mike Jeavons' Infomercialism series, CinemaSins & BrandSins, & CultMoo's It Came from a Can series. They all do the same trope, referred to by tvtropes.org as "accentuating the negative."
@alwayscrispy6665 жыл бұрын
If you enjoy these videos then you should definitely check out Steve1989mreinfo. He reviews MREs dating back to ww2 and I believe he reviewed a ration that was for ww1.
@ronank24325 жыл бұрын
he ate older than that which is hard tack from us civil war
@GrazCore7 жыл бұрын
Whenever I am hungry but am too broke to get lunch I just watch an Ashens ancient food review and that clears it right up.
@squeeps44774 жыл бұрын
tldr: athletes should avoid helicopters
@carsonbiggerstaff58604 жыл бұрын
I was looking to see if anyone updated that statement
@cambridgemart20754 жыл бұрын
Or any aircraft, Graham Hill crashed his aeroplane and died.
@caramelldansen22043 жыл бұрын
everyone should avoid helicopters, they're evil bastards
@tktru3 жыл бұрын
Just ask Kobe Bryant-oh wait
@RetroPlus3 жыл бұрын
Collin McCrae 😩
@GryffDavid7 жыл бұрын
My kitten has been a bit sick for a couple days. That literally looks like her poop.
@Terabit37 жыл бұрын
Gryffydd David: does it taste like chilli too?
@idealsurrealism95875 жыл бұрын
@Kam Mike Not his kittys fault
@idealsurrealism95875 жыл бұрын
@Kam Mike No
@viegomainjune5 жыл бұрын
@Kam Mike how is it the cats fault
@iceg66214 жыл бұрын
Well it certainly looks like a bad *poop*
@slcolby7 жыл бұрын
from now on i'm calling my paper towels "paper kitchen roll stuff"
@Gowire7 жыл бұрын
I think we tend to call it kitchen roll in the UK, hence Stuart's word jumble
@slcolby7 жыл бұрын
Jack Gowrie ahh, i see
@AsterioMetaverse7 жыл бұрын
That is a nerdy picture. Not hard to guess what kind of people would use it as a youtube icon.
@slcolby7 жыл бұрын
くたばれクソタレ oh?
@SmokeAndClickCircles7 жыл бұрын
AsterioMetaverse And what kind of person would that be? Also I dragged your name to the text box and AsterioMetaverse came up, so i'm just going to keep that.
@nuculearpancake177 жыл бұрын
It was made at bunker hill? Must be tinned lunch beans for the Brotherhood Of Steel
I am genuinely disappointed I can't find a mod for that.
@lilcreeper15467 жыл бұрын
Spider Venom Fallout 3 DLC
@EdgyShooter5 жыл бұрын
"Not right among the spices" Sounds like an interesting book about colonial India
@Wynter_Saleos7 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna to take one for the team and down the hole bowl no I'm fucking not" XD
@shmanti7 жыл бұрын
Sasuke Uchiha XD lolz remember myspace?
@bingbong69287 жыл бұрын
shmanti but i thought it was a myth. A legend
@GrimChiefer7 жыл бұрын
Whole*
@wall48185 жыл бұрын
You should've poured the beer into the chili and see what bioweapon of mass destruction you could've made.
@faenethlorhalien5 ай бұрын
That’s probably been made illegal in several treatises.
@rc412scaler5 жыл бұрын
They're making a left turn! They're making a left turn! They're making a left turn!
@AFarmerCalledChicken5 жыл бұрын
I wonder what's gonna happen next!?
@EDMLyfe4 жыл бұрын
Except you know when they race at racetracks with right turns.
@emptywindexbottle973 жыл бұрын
@@EDMLyfe i don't think they do actually hahaha they must be really good at left turns!
@AnikaJarlsdottr3 жыл бұрын
my, what an excellent undercut into that left hander...
@s1mplythehero9083 жыл бұрын
@@emptywindexbottle97 We do have two road courses at the top level, and I think a few at the lower levels too. Other than that it's all left turns.
@Churchgrimm10 ай бұрын
It's so wild that this video is the cited source on Davey Allison's Wikipedia page for the fact that he had his own brand of chili.
@donk18237 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear Ashens go on a tremendous, sweary rant, my heart soars with joy.
@tomcryer16387 жыл бұрын
i love watching davey allisons smiling face, even though 2 inches above his face, hell is being revealed
@ChickpeaBlues7 жыл бұрын
"SHIT SON" my sides help me
@jasong36525 жыл бұрын
I would say that chilli is not from 1985 since Davey's rookie year was 1987, probably between 90 and 93.
@jtb19904194 жыл бұрын
I agree. I'd say 89-90 at the absolute earliest.
@harrywisniewski50172 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t Davey killed in 92??
@notamuffin7 жыл бұрын
"OOOHH SHIT, SON" -Ashens 2017
@bobproduction53353 жыл бұрын
2021 update: IF YOU DO ANYTHING DO NOT RIDE A HELICOPTER!
@twowheeldrive60966 жыл бұрын
"I have enjoyed my own special chilli recipe since I was a kid" - if he means he made that chilli while he was a child then i am deeply, deeply afraid.
@zanemcewen13433 жыл бұрын
If i had to guess it's either a family recipe or just made up for marketing
@magicemperor24203 жыл бұрын
He created the recipe while in the womb.
@polarisation3 жыл бұрын
@@magicemperor2420 he is the recipe
@AgentTasmania Жыл бұрын
Tabasco sauce as an ingredient does give the 'family recipe' credibility
@Passageofsky2 ай бұрын
@@polarisationOmg, plottwistt
@Cynothogliss5 жыл бұрын
"Something not right amongst the spice"... which book in the Dune series was that?
@TheHutchy013 жыл бұрын
One of the shitty post-Frank books probably
@gekigami17917 жыл бұрын
imagine that. Ashens: How do I get 40 year old beer stains off my couch? Employee at Mor: ...Huh?
@TheHutchy013 жыл бұрын
The odd thing is due to the estimated age of the sofa (the fact Stuart doesn't know how old it is, is a good indicator it's quite old) it's technically possible but incredibly unlikely someone could have spilled that beer on the sofa while it was still in production
@theorangecrusher7 жыл бұрын
hearing you threaten people over the beer and the Alaskan water is gold.
@LairdDeimos7 жыл бұрын
I would love for you to tell us the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise.
@bingbong69287 жыл бұрын
LairdDeimos its not a tale the jedi would tel you
@amberlove18817 жыл бұрын
New tagline! ASHENS: "Imagine Some Piss"
@JeddtheJedi5 жыл бұрын
You may say I'm a streamer, but I'm not the only one
@15-Peter-204 жыл бұрын
Omg you're beautiful xx
@ProwerTheFox73 жыл бұрын
@@15-Peter-20 simp
@06window373 жыл бұрын
@@15-Peter-20 little yanks acting like its a crime to call a lassie beautiful 🙄
@15-Peter-203 жыл бұрын
@@06window37 like its so wrong to pay a woman a compliment who indeed is very beautiful
@applegal30587 жыл бұрын
Yes, I love it when he does food videos!
@ConstantinosE7 жыл бұрын
Apple Gal me too :)
@rwaitwhat7 жыл бұрын
Apple Gal same! Since he closed the PO box I'm afraid we won't have as many though :(
@applegal30587 жыл бұрын
Yeah. It sucks. For some twisted reason, I enjoy his suffering with expired food. lol
@yourlifeovermine6667 жыл бұрын
Why'd he close the PO box?
@rwaitwhat7 жыл бұрын
boredunicorn510, his house was filling up with boxes and boxes of things people sent to him. And of course since people don't know what others have sent, he'd sometimes have several of one item. It's understandable that he closed it, just a bit of a bummer
@NefariousMAC7 жыл бұрын
So does anybody know if Davey Allison took that chili recipe to the grave or what?
@lieutenanttofu83347 жыл бұрын
Nefarious M.A.C I hate when the ingredients list says "flavorings," "natural flavor" or similar. I'd really like more detail than that, yaknow?
@NoMooreMercyClips7 жыл бұрын
It's the government's way of protecting secret recipes, but of course there are loopholes that companies use to get around saying what it is.
@DevinGates6 жыл бұрын
NoMooreMercy Gaming wd-40 isn't patented, so they never have to tell anyone what's in it
@pryingeyes15516 жыл бұрын
It also makes it impossible to know whether or not something's vegetarian. I mean, in this case, obviously not, given the beef content. But Many would be surprised to know that V8 is at times, and at times not, vegetarian.
@PlumbDrumb6 жыл бұрын
what kind of meat product ends up in V-8?
@AGuy1007 жыл бұрын
Nice Hiss.
@l1wolf14av7 жыл бұрын
TGajend I'm not the only one! yay!
@hudsonrylee7 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@WBV4207 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@alejandraquiroz6697 жыл бұрын
Greg25kk ketchup catsup ketchup catsup
@xanthrax60987 жыл бұрын
Greg25kk lets get this out on a tray
@autumnmatthews31795 жыл бұрын
My parents had bowls like that. The whole set. They always scared me ignoring best before dates but strangely it doesn’t scare me so much now with the stuff you get into
@TheHutchy013 жыл бұрын
I too have developed a "2 days beyond the best before but it still looks and smells fine" rule as a result of watching Stuart eat expired stuff (but admittedly the stuff that's like 2 months out of date not four bloody decades). And that's a seriously cool profile picture.
@aaron50157 жыл бұрын
modified mood starch tastes like feels
@WickedSmile13377 жыл бұрын
Aaron Ondreako brilliant
@rwaitwhat7 жыл бұрын
Aaron Ondreako that is a perfect tagline. let us create this modified mood starch and become like unto gods
@pamelac42617 жыл бұрын
Aaron Ondreako its sans death from undertale ? ? ? ? THE FEEEEEEELSSSSSS
@thestargazer6797 жыл бұрын
I am a champion Motocross racer and you have taught me a life lesson. Never buy a helicopter under any circumstance edit: jesus fuck leave me alone i was 13 when i wrote this i had just won a junior championship and felt like showing it off goddamn
@upstate51845 жыл бұрын
Then why do you have novice plates on your bike?
@bakedsodium65285 жыл бұрын
Your name is literally MotoRider#679. I feel like that’s what you might want to be? I feel like it’s a bit obvious.
@daveykonijnenberg9515 жыл бұрын
Only if its a attack helicopter
@leontarmann34494 жыл бұрын
@@upstate5184 a novice champion
@TheCarDemotic4 жыл бұрын
This man gains respect from me for playing Cars Maternational.
@MrBananabart7 жыл бұрын
"THE ONLY ONE BREWED WITH PURE ALASKA WATER YOU FUCKING HEAR THAT" I'm dead
@johnbonhamsinger6 жыл бұрын
Your expletive filled rant was very Mark Corrigan, I laughed heartily!
@badthesolguy40577 жыл бұрын
Failed my 3rd exam at university. Ashens eating some old ass food is what I needed to cheer me up.Thanks Stu
@badthesolguy40577 жыл бұрын
Mr. Ixolite Wow, a nice youtube comment. That's something new. Thank you dude for the support
@kristina80ification7 жыл бұрын
Don't call him Stu, only his close personal friends get to call him stu, i know because i am not one.
@yo2527 жыл бұрын
nice username bro
@jcraig64317 жыл бұрын
Clorox Bleach Talk about the pot calling the kettle black... wait...
@comradeurod98057 жыл бұрын
This Username is MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAA!! just keep your head up and learn harder. you will do it when you believe in it! but an ashens video is good to cheer you up!
@Sean-kh7jb7 жыл бұрын
I lost it when you tried oh shit son when the beer fizzed up
@youdud447 жыл бұрын
I doubt this is 32 years old. That means it would've been 1985 when this chili was sold. The styling of the #28 on Davey's hat wasn't run until 1991. So more than likely this can originated sometime between 1991-93.
@captainvsk7 жыл бұрын
youdud44 according to an archived article from the Orlando Sentinel, it was February of 1993 when the chili hit the shelf, for $1.19
@JackDomenabc7 жыл бұрын
youdud44 it's still fucking old either way
@awmperry7 жыл бұрын
youdud44 Yeah, and with microwave instructions on the tin.
@nicolascastillo24587 жыл бұрын
youdud44 nobody likes a know-it-all
@nicolascastillo24587 жыл бұрын
0Claire420 did he know they could be turned into cameras?
@limpnjen5 жыл бұрын
Whenever I walk past a dumpster I'm going to say "ew, do you smell that massive undercurrent of rot?"
@rich_vega7 жыл бұрын
The ONLY ONE brewed with PURE Alaskan water.
@l1wolf14av7 жыл бұрын
VeggØ Ω THE ONLY ONE!
@kristina80ification7 жыл бұрын
"because no one else wanted to brew mass marketed beer in alaska but we have a government grant so I guess we have to now" was the rest of the slogan but it was too long to put on the can.
@russianspy53077 жыл бұрын
If you say there's other beer brewed with alaskan water i'll send the boys round your house
@Pinkscales7 жыл бұрын
Looked more like pure Alaskan piss water
@girochin0077 жыл бұрын
I was screaming at my screen for you not to eat the chili. OMG My dad bought several cans of that when I was a kid and it was not that color when it was new. IIRC it tasted like every other canned chili... Bleh.
@somregularguy7 жыл бұрын
girochin007 ya how I remember it it was bloody awful
@joshipuro7 жыл бұрын
i just kept chanting a horrified "no... NO" myself, growing steadily louder as he described things such as possible mold
@Boofy0117 жыл бұрын
girochin007 I always thought it tasted like my idea of what dog food would
@dumbfoxie93867 жыл бұрын
girochin007 I yell "NO!" Too. But my sister locked me in room, because I was too loud
@cruxmind6 жыл бұрын
I would also leave my exaggerated description of myself yelling no at a video but, I'd rather not. You guys seem to have it under control.
@Citizen_Nihilist7 жыл бұрын
I live an hour's drive away from Bedford, where the chili was made. It was available here in Richmond until around 1993 when Allison passed away. I remember my dad buying a whole case.
@TheManHam874 жыл бұрын
"Im going to take one for the team and down the whole bowl, No im fuuuuuuucking not" Lmao 😅
@mafiacat887 жыл бұрын
As far as I can tell that's what NASCAR seems to be. Also holy hell this one was a rollercoaster of emotions. There was tragic loss, crashes, and chili, all the way to ashens reactions when eating food.
@janruudschutrups93827 жыл бұрын
Anyone else kind of missed the quintessential "Blerghhh!" in the intro? :D
@qclear11645 жыл бұрын
Fvd! 😁
@randomserb7615 жыл бұрын
@@qclear1164 Fuck FvD
@justmytw0cents5 жыл бұрын
Yes I really do miss that haha
@dmw25797 жыл бұрын
I was so hungry before watching this and the chili completely destroyed my hunger. Thank you based Ashens.
@wolfyboy7 жыл бұрын
ashens is gonna "lick the bean"
@s1nz_math6744 жыл бұрын
Legend
@michaelluptonremixes66814 жыл бұрын
Insert rimshot here
@wolfyboy4 жыл бұрын
@@s1nz_math674 thanks XD
@wolfyboy4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelluptonremixes6681 *rimshot*
@06window373 жыл бұрын
oh yes he could 😫
@thyowen7 жыл бұрын
...AND DOWN THE WHOLE BOWL! I feared for your life when that was announced.
@thebeastpancake7 жыл бұрын
Yes! A new food video I love these! I don't know why.
@p4t21ck7 жыл бұрын
If you heated that up, your microwave would probably vomit.
@Pipkiablo Жыл бұрын
This is a PSA for anyone who stumbles across this comment, never eat anything from an old can, unless it's dried. At least in America, until 1991, cans were sealed with lead. Unless the food was supposed to be dry, this means that lead has been leaching into the can for years. The lining of the can itself could possibly be leaching into the can as well, even if the can isn't damaged or rusted. By the time you open it, there could be absolutely lethal amounts of lead and other heavy metal contamination in the food. Source: One of my favorite youtubers buys and opens vintage food cans and frequently runs lead and heavy metals tests on the contents, and they are almost always completely off the charts with lead and iron content.
@AS-ku5fr3 жыл бұрын
9:25 will forever be one of my favorite Ashens moments
@AnAverageGoblin6 жыл бұрын
One of these days Ashens will open a can of that toxin from Return of the Living Dead and doom us all.
@pascalfarful9527 жыл бұрын
To add to "racing drivers dying in helicopter crashes", you can add Al Holbert, multi-time IMSA GTP driver and Le Mans 24 hour race winner to that. Oh, and Randy Rhoads (not racing driver, same helicopter-related undoing)
@5roundsrapid2637 жыл бұрын
Pascal Farful I think Randy was in a plane, actually.
@pascalfarful9527 жыл бұрын
Ah, you may be correct. So yes, it is just racing drivers who shouldn't fly helicopters. Good to know.
@5roundsrapid2637 жыл бұрын
The NASCAR team owner Jack Roush crashed his plane TWICE and survived. Really bizarre.
@pascalfarful9527 жыл бұрын
Rick Hendrick was nowhere near that lucky though, especially not in 2004...
@internex41397 жыл бұрын
Pascal Farful add also Colin McRae who died in an helicopter accident
@FlergerBergitydersh5 жыл бұрын
I'm tempted to set Ashens' "OH SHIT SON" as my notification sound now.
@chickendrawsdogs33436 жыл бұрын
Another KZbinr opening old food and going all in... ...NICE! Subscribed.
@doublem56797 жыл бұрын
Ashens saying "OOOH SHIT SON!" made my day! xD
@DevonPalmer987 жыл бұрын
Every time I see old food in the thumbnail I think "Will this be the food that finally ends ashens suffering"
@VodkaHellstorm4 жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely surprised Ashens knows as much about various racing as he does.
@CollegeChemistry7 жыл бұрын
As a chemist, and a fan of chili, I can confirm that this is, in fact, not good.
@Mutanninja7 жыл бұрын
Someone should create a fallout 4 mod with this can.
@wasterdnb6 жыл бұрын
Mutanninja on it......
@gyromurphy7 жыл бұрын
you and that dude that eats old MREs are two of my favorite youtubers
@MadPlasmatist4 жыл бұрын
I screamed "NOOO DON'T DO IT!" so loud I hoped it would travel back to 2017 and warn you, but instead it only woke up my wife and now she's mad. Thanks you twat. Great stuff!!!
@dracoofthefame7 жыл бұрын
How I can watch these while scarfing down chinese leftovers baffles me.
@TheCitedAviator7 жыл бұрын
dracoofthefame mmmmmm chinese food It helps that im part chinese :D
@EXTREMEKIWI1157 жыл бұрын
I'm not impressed. Rewatch it whilst eating chili.
@Reddsoldier7 жыл бұрын
EXTREMEKIWI115. I was legit thinking about cooking up some chilli before this despite being 20 past 3 in the morning. I'M A STUDENT, IT'S PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE. I'm having some second thoughts now.
@fdsaasdf22795 жыл бұрын
Cant belive i dident know Colin Mcrae died. Must have gone over my head in the drinking days. Used to play those rally games.
@eimantasmerescenkovas77923 жыл бұрын
Saddest part is that he died 1 day after his new game was released Collin McRae: Dirt and in 2009 Collin McRae: Dirt2 came out, it was the last game with his name. After that it has been from Dirt 3 to Dirt 5, Dirt Rally and Dirt Rally 2.0 without his name.
@Thermalburn6 жыл бұрын
that canned chili had remarkably natural ingredients. canned food today has like 5 food ingredients and 103 random preservatives or chemicals.
@Zcumgod6 жыл бұрын
If it had more preservatives it probably would've lasted longer
@Flood5205 жыл бұрын
If it were made today I guarantee the 2nd ingredient would be HFCS.
@rkirk6 жыл бұрын
From the USDA website: All containers of meat, poultry, and egg products must be labeled with a USDA mark of inspection and establishment (EST number), which is assigned to the plant where the product was produced. I learned something new today.
@HolyKhaaaaan3 жыл бұрын
I figured it was a number of an establishment rather than the year established. But I'd rather believe the department of agriculture was a city state founded 1200 years ago on what must be the most trivial prophecy in the world.