Microwave Foodstuffs Special | Ashens

[@TheZantaClaws]

"I don't trust the butter- it might be out of date!" *proceeds to eat suspicious out of date foods from across the world*

[@thenationofjemplastan1387]

*eats 30 year old spaghetti hoops*

[@comradeurod9805]

@@thenationofjemplastan1387 to be fair he didnt eat those

[@thenationofjemplastan1387]

Jebus Kristi crap I remembered him eating them

[@justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145]

Expired dairy products are a bit more of a hassle though.

[@annother3350]

Yukiteru - just check the date on the packet then! Or throw it away if you're not going to eat it!!

[@tsabanski]

I'm from Canada. As soon as he mentioned "vegetables" I went: "If this is the Dollarama vacuum-sealed corn on the cob in a bag from Thailand I'm going to flip my shit." And it was. And I did.

[@sprez534]

Rotating turds

[@webbonyoutube]

YEAH I saw those too at Dollarama

[@FATTYBONGRIPS]

i thought the EXACT. SAME. THING. being from new brunswick Ive seen this shit all over the place and kinda expected it

[@maddfingerboarding5324]

Fucking shit those are putrid

[@scotthurr5925]

Canadian over here too. The bacon was what really got me. I worked at a Diner that used to re-fry that bacon and serve it in place of real bacon. I didn't work there very long, and they got shut down for health code violations after I left.

[@ArinJager1]

rule 57: _if it exists, there is a microwavable version of it_

[@SuperGrahamh]

But what about...... a microwave?

[@ArinJager1]

Guido Fawkes *_MICROWAVECEPTION!_*

[@9wattcat]

Rule 34 if it exists, there is a food version of It :]

[@Steelman985]

Rule 46: A plug up the butt is worth 2 in the bush.

[@supernova3653]

Rule 38: and if it's microwaveable people will eat it and ashens will make a video of it

[@kubo1940]

The corn looks like a bloody jpeg it's so flat and unnaturally yellow.

[@screenwatcher949]

Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?

[@diamondfailer11]

+Broguy the Shy Guy Yes.

[@TheValentineEnemy]

It looks way too perfect :)

[@RaqueteQuizumba]

like my gf's boobs

[@curtainpoles3120]

+RaqueteQuizumba you win the internet, if you had a girlfriend. come on you're watching ashens, the chances of any of us getting a girlfriend is 1/100000000

[@richarddwjensen]

"Hi, I'm the flesh of a dead pig. I'm an abomination. Let me die." PURE GOLD

[@alexeverett308]

"3 bags!"

[@kei_nishimaru]

So Much Fucking Gold.

[@Eyclipse]

Richard Jensen the second I read this he said it

[@myristicina.]

I saw that comment when he said that

[@Donteatacowman]

And yet, according to the box, suitable for vegetarians! (I'm vegetarian and I like bacon bits, so I imagine it's like those...)

[@masterskyrunner]

7:12 Owning those exact corn prongs is, next to having a face, the thing most humans have in common.

[@jjnndlknsddlklkk]

The Philosophating Phrog HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!%×\÷.*! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💦😏😳 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG M8 I CANT BREATHE SO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHALOLOLOLOLROFLLMAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHABDBFIDNQKAKILLME

[@M50A1]

@@jjnndlknsddlklkk Get off the crack.

[@stepanfedun9122]

@@jjnndlknsddlklkk .-.

[@bpg9992]

The Philosophating Phrog we haven’t got any

[@justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145]

@@bpg9992 Same

[@the_soup2284]

I sent him those pork rinds!!! I'm ridiculously happy right now

[@Magicbanana987]

Bollocks

[@MartKencuda]

Yeah? Well I sent him the brown couch. Suck on that.

[@artemis6828]

THOSE ARE FREAKING DELICIOUS

[@TheBlackShinigami]

+Dirty “Friedenderman26” Mettaton Sinner these things are actually pretty good surprisingly

[@mcluigi117]

+Rabid Rabbit Rabbi I created him.

[@patrickdancer5563]

This was a heavily pork and corn based special.

[@silvestergreen1254]

Yea

[@bardfinn]

Also a heavily USA-produced item special. Coincidence? (No).

[@crystallineentity7698]

+Finn, just Finn. Technically the corn was produced in thailand and sold in canada.

[@LWolf12]

+Patrick Dancer I feel like that could be a euphemism.

[@விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக்]

+Finn, just Finn. what is it with Americans and pork?

[@ArmadaAsesino]

"I don't really know American bacon etiquette, but this would be a pretty shit cut by British standards." HAHA! I love how blunt that was.

[@mitchellfowler873]

7:16 "I was gonna put some butter on it... but er" "but er"... MATE.

[@bonnibaby]

mitchell fowler This was an underrated comment

[@Sacra898]

I didnt even pick that up looooool gg

[@uuu12343]

mitchell fowler That pun gave him his PHD in Psychology

[@fallingbed1]

This video made me research 20 minutes of "What would happen if you microwave a human" So what happens that microwaves make watermolecules move fast and all that jazz, this heats it up causing heat to move from inside out. Since humans are 80% or whatever the hell percent water it's worse. Our internal organs will start to boil and burn and our muscles will start to burn too. Then our brain goes bye bye and we die... I also learned that it feels like getting slapped on a sunburn with a hint of electricity to give you the worst death

[@23madberty]

Could a real life human survive the microwave hallway at the end of MGS4?

[@0AwesomeProductions0]

Madberty lol was wondering the same thing. Probably not

[@Winchester427]

fallingbed The more you know🌈⭐️

[@PunakiviAddikti]

Reminds me of that evil old woman who tried to dry her cat in the microwave. She was just playing stupid, she did it because she was a sadistic piece of shit.

[@stinkywizzleteats2126]

fallingbed so can you eat it?

[@MiaowGaiGar]

It's remarkable how a middle-aged man who regularly poisons himself can look so young, honestly. Is Stuart from Bizarro World?

[@MyUnoriginalUsername]

he is 38 ....

[@100GTAGUY]

it's all the preservatives in this shit he eats. he's found the secret to immortality.

[@brandonrickson7347]

+100GTAGUY +1

[@100GTAGUY]

+Brandon Rickson thanks for that m8, I can't see upvotes on my phone haha

[@ghostlobster6631]

39 is definetly not middle aged (imo)

[@StyleshStorm]

those microwavable pork rinds actually look good.

[@fastfutures]

True

[@StyleshStorm]

nice, you guys know where i can buy a box of these like this that isn't too expensive?

[@BierBart12]

+StyleshStorm Buy some normal ones in any snack department of a super market for about.. a quidbuck.

[@100GTAGUY]

theres no way I'd be caught dead buying strips of pig skin in a non refrigerated paper bag lol

[@BierBart12]

Pretty sure these cheap things aren't made of actual pork.

[@3DSuperWaffle]

Oh my God, I live in Canada and there's a Dollarama five blocks from my house. That corn is the biggest joke among me and my friends.

[@wirador420leet]

I actually got given some in our secret santa hahaha.

[@ange1playzgamez]

Can I see it ?

[@MrFleen]

5:48 "We need some nice bit of vegetable." - Stuart Ashen, 2016

[@killickan]

+WhyDoIEvenBother? fat

[@MrDachshund99]

+smell man 😢

[@MrDachshund99]

+WhyDoIEvenBother? 😢

[@davidgraham3102]

I like it fat

[@rockwitharms7455]

I was just there lol

[@alexe8375]

I usually do paper towels on a plate for microwave bacon.

[@Neberdine]

Same.

[@entity8019]

+VizoredVideos Snap

[@Desmaad]

I use a frying pan.

[@BulletFever1]

+alex E I usually don't microwave bacon.

[@momyour170]

+flunk77 Microwaved bacon is actually healthier.

[@Skyzeri]

Apparently that bacon popcorn is vegan! The more you know.

[@BenjaminGoose]

I watched the video too.

[@papayer]

Firegirl5954 holy shit it was you who uploaded the Pikachu sing video!

[@amonmarquis4018]

and knowing is half the battle...G.I.Joe everybody...G.I.Joe I understand I'm very late but it had to be done

[@rainyxnightshade]

How in the fuck is that vegan? Thought you put bacon in bacon popcorn. Eh guess I was wrong on this one. The more you know.

[@SwedishEmpire1700]

Im gonna buy like thousands of bags and give to vegans hohohoh

[@tacostew1670]

Our family's 'fancy china' is a set that was gotten free piece by piece from a grocery store here in Canada 50 years ago.

[@MrDeits97]

The Butter Bandits: They butter be up to the job The Butter Bandits 2: The dairying hiest Back with the Butter Bandits: They're back and butter than ever

[@thedee4137]

I'm done, I'm so done.

[@MrDeits97]

+Waffaw e The Butter Bandits vs The Margariness: Cholesterol catastrophe

[@CynicalScientist261]

I don't think I've laughed in years and all of a sudden I've stumbled across your channel and I just find the way you phrased things very amusing for whatever reason. 😊

[@mikel802]

First time I've seen microwave pork rinds, normally they're in snack bags already fluffy and such.

[@Joeyology]

By far my favorite youtube personality! I can watch ashens all day

[@l0lLorenzol0l]

Wow Stuart, great moves! Keep it up, proud of you!

[@pikwetti6449]

did you just...

[@l0lLorenzol0l]

Mr PikPik Yes.

[@CEddyAV19]

+Lorenzo Pagani EATING EXPIRED POUNDLAND FOOD PRANK [GONE SEXUAL] [NEARLY VOMITED]

[@seanmcdonagh6237]

Don't you bring h3h3 here, h3h3 is a sacred place

[@xXxUrbanNinjaxXx]

+Sean McDonagh I think it's the opposite mate

[@gabrielferreira7550]

So I got curious about the J&D bacon popcorn stuff, and it appears they've been bought and keep seeling the mentioned "Bacon salt" (although it appears that they no longer sell the popcorn). More bizarrely, they sell bacon scented underwear.

[@nobel11]

Dollarama $2. They're doing it wrong.

[@FATTYBONGRIPS]

Dollarama sells stuff that costs up to $4 for some reason lmao

[@bluesquadron8667]

@@FATTYBONGRIPS dollar general in america barely sells anything for a dollar

[@RealBond101]

​@@bluesquadron8667now Dollar tree doesn't even sell anything for a dollar.

[@cubey]

​@@RealBond101 before it shut down this year, the "99 cent only" stores didn't only have 99 cent items.

[@scotiabricks]

Sorry for the crap bacon - From Canada

[@syxepop]

Actually that's American bacon (it states it on the package). And even the best-selling brand of bacon in America, Oscar Mayer (founded by its' namesake, now a KraftHeinz brand...), does sell a version of this as pre-cooked bacon. I suppose it'd taste better than this one...

[@Milkpng]

'Product of USA' Those God damn amuricans copying us!

[@coyotelong4349]

+Trevor Benoit You Canucks should be ashamed of yourselves, flooding our grocery store shelves with your subpar bacon...

[@NyanBi]

syxepop that shit is not good bacon by American standards. we like our bacon not too thin, not too thick, not too much fat, and pan fried.

[@syxepop]

nerfgunner05, I didn't it was good or anything, just that there's a need for that niche of PRECOOKED BACON. Honestly it takes so few time to make a proper BACON & EGGS pan fry that most sensible people wouldn't even touch the precooked stuff unless it was to integrate it into something else. At least I can say the Oscar Mayer version of this should be better tasting than the one shown in Stuart's video (both being American-sourced...

[@samuraiidol]

I'm from Canada where those maple leaf things are everywhere and trust me, we think it sucks too.

[@rupert597]

Me too

[@cubey]

How some Americans feel about the US flag

[@davidenespana]

8:51 Isn't that Mr.Hanky, The Christmas Poo? So that's what he does when not appearing on South Park.

[@IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

+davidenespana More like "Mr. Porky, the Bacon Poo".

[@jazzblackwell6142]

I've watched this video countless times over the years and "Chiccarones. Thank you for that!" still absolutely finishes me off every time

[@drummer4life39]

8:46 - "Hi! I'm the flesh of a dead pig! I'm an abomination! Let me die!" 😆

[@bilbo_gamers6417]

7:12 I have those same prongs!

[@0x978]

Same😂😂😂

[@TheWolfcast98]

We should start a prong based religion

[@GP_-vp5ws]

+TheWolfcast98 cult*

[@snappyskillz4477]

Same

[@boostedcortez3156]

Where do you get those things?

[@jeffjefferson7237]

"Proudly Canadian Company!" (Product of U.S.A.) Heavy British Accent:"WHAT'S GOIN' ON HEAH?" Colonial Trifecta.

[@RattPoison80]

christ $2 for 2 ears of vacuum packed corn? and its support to be from a discount store? you can get fresh ears for 15 cents each at the supermarket :/

[@RattPoison80]

*supposed

[@annother3350]

$15 cents?! I suppose they do grow it in America. 2 fresh corns would be about 1.50-2.00 in the UK. But yeh, the microwave one looked horrific.

[@Scott3387]

@@annother3350 You used to be able to get ears of British con in the leaf wrapping at supermarkets in late summer but a few years ago that harvest was terrible and every cob went black in parts when you cook it. I've never seen that since and now we get imported corn all year around. Not sure what happened.

[@annother3350]

@@Scott3387 Yeh it was good. Lidl were selling it cheap -- but not 15cents cheap!

[@Longlius]

Can confirm, corn is only about 50 cents an ear at my local grocery store right now and I don't even live in a state that grows corn. I imagine it's significantly cheaper in season.

[@punkrocksamurai1]

durr plant durr plant

[@tsu_spartan643]

Hisssss

[@TheEvanjellyon]

Dear god what has this world come to

[@edgymeme6351]

oh fuck of

[@unpaintedcanvas]

+punkrocksamurai1 I feel IHE's disapproval emanating from the UK.

[@leviadragon99]

... Wat? No seriously, what even?

[@MasterYoshidino]

You can microwave raw bacon that is sandwiched between two pieces of paper towels on top of a microwave dish. Takes about a minute to microwave one slice. Also loved the 9:02 reply to the hating the popcorn.

[@MrWolfSnack]

I cook my bacon in the oven. I don't like burnt bacon.

[@neffam3]

Fun story: I had some bacon popcorn one night and the next day I was puking out of the window of a car! I highly recommend bacon popcorn to anyone who enjoys the wind in your face as you heave your guts out down the freeway!

[@MrTheMighty]

Aw man, Melting Pig Candle, my new band name.

[@bwehbweh8330]

metal af

[@missylissy200]

We've not had a microwave for more than 4 years. It stopped working and my mum decided we'll never get a new one. So we warm everything up on the stove or in the oven. It kind of sucks and it takes ages to get the food ready, but you can actually get used to it after a while.

[@OopsAllBobert]

Same thing over here

[@marcosvillafuetre8591]

You can get a working microwave quite cheap

[@macafromthewired]

+Marcos Villafuetre His mom probably doesn't want to use the microwave because of radiation and shitey.

[@SouthwesternEagle]

I use a GE microwave from 1972, and it has been working for over 44 years!! All original too. :) It is amazing because it weighs a good 40kg and opens like an oven, and it is Lead-shielded.

[@rowanmeddings8553]

microwave food is actually healthier because it doesn't break down all the nutrients and stuff and bananas are quite radioactive and can set of airport alarms

[@TrueRetroflection]

6:00 Get in the ship, sweetie. GET IN THE GODDAMN SHIP! THE WHOLE PLANET'S ON A COB!

[@hamburgerbobsgallery]

"An Excellent Amount Of Microwavable Food"

[@ObiJuanKenobi3]

"An excellent username,"

[@ryandevan2793]

do do do do doooooooooooo!

[@tOSdude]

Dollarama is Canadian, that should clear up the bacon with an identity crisis.

[@AztaTheGreat]

i was about to say dollarama is a Canadian store

[@tOSdude]

For that matter maple leaf is as well, although I doubt this was actually branded by maple leaf.

[@kimsleep4111]

@@tOSdude Maple Leaf branded items are sold all over the world as a Maple Leaf Product

[@mitchinatr7093]

But it’s made in the USA.

[@genericwhitemale1114]

Those pork rinds, I delivered to them a few times! Oberto in Kent WA! Last time I went they gave me a coupon for like 60 cents off some jerky.

[@CustomSC]

"Nice bit of vegetable..." Ehm, actually corn is a fruit... *dodges tomatoes*

[@evanbeckett7949]

what

[@BirdsTwoGather]

+Custom FE:Fates Support Convos Corn is either a vegetable or a grain, your comment makes no sense. Pretty sure you're thinking of tomatoes mate.

[@momyour170]

+Pieavenger Just looked it up. Corn is a fruit.

[@maybehesbornwithitmaybeits9318]

+Custom FE:Fates Support Convos Grain*

[@BirdsTwoGather]

+momyour170 it looks like it can be classified as a fruit, a vegetable, or a grain, but I'm not a botanist so I wouldn't call it a fruit

[@MissCookieThief]

Oh no, Ashens! Don't trust food from Maple Leaf.

[@MrWolfSnack]

4:09 they put actual smoke into that bacon. like they just stuck it in a chimney pipe and said "yup that'll do it"

[@Peasant_of_Pontus]

Corn on a cob is one of the few reasons I keep a microwave around. I buy normal cobs from the greengrocers though.

[@OJANproject]

I swear, everyone in the UK has those same prongs

[@SSBBPOKEFAN]

It's not just the UK. I'm an American, and my family used to have those exact same corn prongs.

[@locutus155]

I don't, am I some sort of freak? Or am I just sensible?

[@JasonZakrajsek]

locutus155 Yes.

[@handlesarefeckinstupid]

I have those prongs also...

[@mortechrome]

Those prongs are commonplace in many countries. I remember we had them in the late 70s.

[@papayer]

when you start watching videos of some guy eating shitty food on his couch and it's satisfying because you watch them and eat at the same time. then you find other content on his channel and become a subscriber. then you head to your homepage to check out your recommendations and 90% of the videos are fucking food, and you're starving.

[@sadetucker2094]

Your sarcasm is always priceless! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zacmitchel92]

The popcorn smell is one of life's best smells.

[@benanderson89]

That and fresh bread.

[@IanC14]

benanderson89 walking past the bakery at work when they have just done some bread is heavenly.

[@EddieHawkinsII]

And sizzling bacon.

[@davedextermusic7129]

Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike bacon.

[@PeacefulAutistic]

In America that is also a bad cut of bacon! D:

[@DaCameraBeard]

The high-point of my morning is to watch a man cook and eat food behind a camera.

[@harrylonsdale3142]

me too

[@notinuse60]

2:17 I died at the bat man style microwave 😂

[@3of12]

I like how Ashens cooks everything in these videos improperly then is surprised that it nearly kills him every single time.

[@amyisaway7800]

“from the makers of baconnaise and bacon salt! you know, those freaks!”

[@SimArtzSimonS]

i love how i got an ad at the start about how to eat healthy on this video

[@ethanpoag1206]

Ha ha

[@gmansplit]

Here in the US i can get a dozen corns on the cob at a local stand that is really good for 3$/dozen

[@mrskelital691]

"Hi, I'm the flesh of a dead pig, I'm an abomination, let me die!" "3 b a g s" God I love Ashens

[@mrskelital691]

@Giuseppe P mate I made that quote 3 years ago hahahha

[@Jayce_Alexander]

The bacon itself appears to be American - the reason there's a maple leaf on it is because Dollarama is a Canadian retail chain.

[@supercool559]

I don't think I could fit my dog in my microwave.

[@raynaldorusi]

360p... what is this, 2011?

[@foxkidd8796]

Savage.

[@MikeSki.]

+rayjrusi Nope! up to 420p!

[@kalazajar8293]

Shut up Charlie.

[@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904]

It's because it's still rendering, dumbass.

[@kenetickups6146]

only retards care about that shit tbh

[@SpaghettiFace2]

Whenever I'm hungry late at night, I watch one of Ashens' food specials. It destroys my appetite immediately... Works like a charm!

[@getcenadlmfaomyname21datna88]

"I was going to put some butter on it , but er" Nope? ok bye.

[@fatteddrip4070]

lol

[@jhkgyry6urui791]

I just go that

[@_Zodd_420]

Y u do dis?

[@EnchantedSmellyWolf]

What kind of meme icon is that you got there, Maklmor?

[@getcenadlmfaomyname21datna88]

***** ur grandeds icon

[@2RG_]

Almost got it right. The chich in chicharrones is pronounced as "cheech," like Cheech and Chong.

[@williamtyler3202]

Preceding this vid was an ad which started with "How is it that one third of the food we produce is wasted?" The answer followed immediately.

[@TheFreakyFanatic]

Everything's on a cob! The whole special's on a cob! Go! Go! Go!

[@Heneggsboss]

A long time ago, I know...but, great comment!!

[@Xorthis]

7:16 "I was gonna put some butter on it... but... er..." Unintentional puns :D

[@canadiangaming5139]

While watching this I proceed to make and then eat an entire can of Heinz beans, because why not.

[@jeremyfisher42]

Make I hate Mars bars

[@baileynorm7737]

Lol

[@Xiefux]

+Jeremy Fisher this isnt IHE comment section

[@wirt7048]

Omg

[@wirt7048]

Actually it makes sense that people who like ashens like ihe too I mean they're both salty British men full of rants and anger and it's the best

[@sleepy_jean]

+Wirt ? Also IHE talked about Ashens as one of the good channels. That's why I'm here.

[@jetiscute1]

The Bacon Pop's mascot looks like a heavily used sanitary towel.

[@bwehbweh8330]

That's alot of period blood and shit.

[@bALDbOY85]

It tastes like it too

[@rblxfan22]

@@bwehbweh8330that probably still tastes better than the Bacon Pop

[@katthefantastic]

I learned I only want to eat this stuff if I'm in a zombie apocalypse.

[@youreprettygood9151]

How do you fuck up corn on the cob?

[@thekiwi8059]

+You're Pretty Good Put it in a plastic bag and vacuum seal it.

[@therealchimp1516]

it's nice to have a youtube channel that doesn't have controversy

[@L0AKER]

Been 3 years since i last watched ashens, glad that nothing has changes :)

[@evillttlimp]

pig-scented candle. mmm

[@buzzingsigndiner397]

Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat, you'll wonder how you ever did without it.

[@gordal6866]

hi David Cameron how are you

[@tomkenning5482]

forsain420 Your username is an amazing reference.

[@mannmctrash]

+Tom Kenning it would be if he spelt it right...

[@harampucciforharambe5049]

the thought of that made me cum all over my curtains

[@elizabethshaw734]

It's cheaper and tastier to buy fresh corn and cook it in the microwave.

[@MordecaiTheAwesomeBluejay]

"Hi! I'm the flesh of a dead pig. I'm abomination, let me die. Three bags.." *claps*

[@Ilovejibblets]

As an American I can say that looks like the worst bacon I've seen to date.

[@ryandevan2793]

As a fellow American, I can agree.

[@Adahop]

Anyone else scroll down looking for Austin freaking out?

[@ImpecuniousMax]

+Adahop I did indeed - and was subsequently a little disappointed to find the comments um, Austinless, since his note was mildly amusing

[@lewishancock3526]

+Ashens I love your food specials! Keep up the good work mate!

[@matthewcross2991]

*greeezziiiyy* that's how I would describe bacon popcorn *greezziiyy*

[@ObiJuanKenobi3]

5:00 as an American I can proudly say that that is bottom of the barrel bacon

[@whatdidijustmakeedits657]

ObiJuanKenobi3 who did you vote for

[@Musouka3]

What Did I Just Make Edits: Sorry dude, they don't do Exit Polls no more.

[@DoujinShift]

Imagine thinking maize isn't corn.

[@somedeerboi]

Category: Science & Technology

[@awild6227]

i was eating a cadbury egg while watching this.

[@awild6227]

and the fondant got all over my lower lip.

[@samhart8301]

Sexy

[@shortstack9895]

I was eating microwaveble steak and eggs bowl.

[@ImmunityAnimations]

+Edgar fkn hot ;;))))))))

[@CharlesCrossley]

I was eating a sammich

[@Highyeena]

This was in my recommended, so I decided to watch it a second time. Out of curiosity, I decided to look up the video of yours that I subscribed because of. _I can't believe I've been watching you review tat on a brown sofa for 7 years._

[@trickroom333]

You better make sure that microwaved food doesnt HAVE AUTISM

[@pikwetti6449]

oml

[@zacinfinity7764]

Fuckin beautiful. Well done.

[@tsu_spartan643]

I feel betrayed

[@akeivadoyle3642]

kus

[@akeivadoyle3642]

+H3H3ishere yeah :)

[@PhunkieZero]

my grandma used to have corn skewers like those, but they got horribly rusted and she tossed them in the trash

[@heybuddyyouinlondon7219]

great story, 10/10

[@reisslane1327]

Hey buddy you in london? Ooooh Gonna need a senzu for that one

[@nicholasgardner1106]

“Hi I’m the flesh of a dead pig I’m an abomination let me die.” lost the root beer I had in my mouth through my nose when he said that

[@rich1051414]

Ready Crisp? Of all the american foods, you got the shit we can't even get our dogs to eat xD

[@sledgehammersssssquad3624]

Gotta be honest, the first microwave pork thing looked delicious

[@DaAwesomeMinecraft]

Yeah, I know! I want some!

[@JoinTheCyborgs]

I’ve had them before and they are very good!

[@CG4323_1]

ashens might be the only channel where you can hear a British man say "burning pig candle" while the camera states at popcorn

[@WheezerCheezer]

My dog ate my homework, so I ate him.

[@HazyTwiztid]

I tried microwaveable corn on the cob a few years ago and it tasted like shitty moonshine.

[@danem2215]

My mom cooks bacon in the microwave. It's not only disgusting, but the microwave stinks for 2 days

[@terrandroid]

you should try a can of fish buttholes, I recently seen a youtube video with the strangest things in a can

[@user-yo2lt8ch7v]

SmoKingPackRaT the Manhattan Style Fish Assholes? Apparently that was a hoax

[@mothra__13]

Coffee Pot Productions not really a hoax, just gag packaging. the fish buttholes are just generic spaghettios

[@DanielSmedegaardBuus]

The popcorn... "safe for vegans." eew... That means neither the bacon nor the butter is real! Eew! 😨😰😱😲😵😷

[@catoverlords9560]

Oh God I never noticed that before, that's horrifying

[@RiC_David]

Cinema (or theatre if you like calling cinemas that) popcorn butter also isn't actual butter, at least not unless it's some kind of deliberately high end "we use actual butter like cows intended" cinema that explicitly advertises it. So if you thought too much butter was bad, imagine how much worse too much butter flavoured oil is!

[@R3Dboii]

What game is your profile picture from? I know I've seen it before.

[@goticflameboy]

+QwertyDoge it's a super old arcade game. I actually don't remember the name but you can try bubbles buddy

[@DanielSmedegaardBuus]

QwertyDoge It's Bubble Bobble 👍😊

[@ChickenPika]

It's funny. I'm Canadian and I see that pre-cooked bacon thing in all my supermarkets, and yet I would never eat it. So I'm glad to watch Ashen do it.

[@tehblackarachnid]

I believe even in America microwave bacon generally means super weak bacon

[@tehblackarachnid]

In fact it's generally adviced that if you cna't see the baconitself in the shops in the packet, TURN AND RUN

[@thehyperioncorporation8416]

Joe Jackson but I don’t trust microwaveable bacon in any country, I’ve never tried microwaveable bacon but I don’t think it’s good, luckily I’ve never encountered any in my local stores.