Poundland Instant Mashed Potato | Ashens

[@Rakshasa1986]

Mashed potato + Ashens = Mashens

[@parkedoutsideintherain4098]

Omega gg no re

[@punch3322]

Omega O.G.R.E

[@TheArnoldification]

***** it comes full circle

[@PocketWolf88]

😤..... 😧..... That actually wasn't too bad. 😐

[@fedeinchauspe4372]

Jsidhu762 i ship them.

[@ZakMuzz]

Poundland Instant Mashed Potatoes = PIMP

[@gorulikgor86]

**time travels to 2015** Oh my god, this is perfect.

[@frowlinian8175]

... I dont know what you heard about me but I only cost 99 p just add water and ill be ready I'm the motherfuckin P.I.M.P (I could go on but I won't lol)

[@fernalon3398]

@@frowlinian8175 please do go on.

[@jussahc]

fern alon he didn’t

[@RatRatRattyRatRat]

If you're a pimp then I'm a SIMP. Super Into Mashed Potatoes

[@Richardisdorky]

I'm on the ashen diet. When ever I'm hungry I watch one of these videos. Haven't eaten in days.

[@guguigugu]

i like how this "potato" is not suitable for vegetarians. a confidence inspiring fact.

[@ssayuriss]

Maybe because there is cream in mash potato

[@slawor4]

+Jade 1399 then it wouldn't be suitable for vegans

[@zirconium2014]

+Joyrider might have geletin

[@angrybidoof847]

+Koala Bear meat juices for the curry flavour?

[@zirconium2014]

maybe

[@xXxsmartypantzxXx]

I bought a bag of peanuts and it said; Warning, contains peanuts. (No fucking shit?!)

[@fruitflyman8330]

Thats just what they want you to think...

[@SamO-ik2cm]

the milk i buy has a warning on it saying it contains milk. i dont even

[@killadomain]

Bing Bong in most 1st world countries writing the allergens on food is required by law . For example here in Canada we have 7-13 major allergens.That is why you see things like "may contain milking a bag/box of milk.

[@Yakiv_Real]

That fucking hilarious

[@EpictofuLord]

the manual for my mattress literally says "do not attempt to fit in mouth"

[@eptio9849]

"I shall now attempt to bur- not burn myself. Very rarely do I ever actually attempt to burn myself."

[@Plumlistic]

the sound of the water pouring in was the best sound ever

[@naurunappula1]

Check ASMR videos

[@tjrizzo4642]

YES JOIN US

[@mustangmckraken1150]

***** autists

[@mustangmckraken1150]

***** autists

[@AirRice]

***** autists

[@ChickenPika]

Nosh, dosh, and posh are three words we don't have over here in the Americas. I like dosh and posh, but nosh doesn't sound like a word for eating, it sounds like onomatopoeia for traveling in a swamp.

[@Gummigoo_under_the_map]

Yeah nosh means food and can also mean to give oral sex. Dosh is slang for money (as is wonga and quid). Posh is what working class people would call middle class and especially upper class. They are stuffy, privileged, snobby and speak with received pronunciation (how the queen speaks), they are posh, usually wealthy.

[@jjohnson2034]

Isn't there also Bosh? Or have I simply been hearing Dosh wrong?

[@Gummigoo_under_the_map]

You're right, some people say bosh. It's official definition has it meaning something is nonsense or a load of rubbish but most people use it when expressing confidence at some achievement. E.G. "Guess who's got us tickets to the Super Bowl (or whatever sport)?". Then you'd probably slam the tickets down on the table whilst saying "bosh". There is also "bish-bash-bosh" which is used when you have just completed something in an easy or efficient manner. There is also "under the cosh" which is usually used by announcers in soccer and it means that one team is putting a lot of pressure on the other team's defence. Finally there is "tosh" which just means "rubbish". E.G "he's talking a load of old tosh".

[@2degucitas]

ChickenPika We certainly DO have 'nosh'. I just depends how jewish you are, or how much New Yorkish culture has seeped into your local area.

[@Blah146]

ASMRWhisperLight. "Bingo-bango-bongo, bish-bash-bosh" -CTs

[@JustMiniBanana]

Ashens never changes, this video is from 9 years ago and its as good as todays

[@chubbylilloser85]

A bit random lol When visiting a 99p shop in Brighton, UK in November of last year I found a "Vegetarian Spicy hot pot" that stated on the back "MAY not be suitable for vegetarians." I pointed this out to one of the workers who laughed and showed a near by manager. She then exploded.

[@thelastjediknight1]

Did she make a loud bang when she exploded?

[@chubbylilloser85]

Will Waterman Not at all, that was the strange thing. She sort of exploded but then imploded with no sound... It was as if she had exploded in space.. yet we were in Brighton where the oxygen is in abundance. All rather strange.

[@Gummigoo_under_the_map]

Yes they breed heady and speek nasal in Brightonne it make them heart to hearing and they explode like you say if givern halb a chants.

[@TheMrVengeance]

Probably because these mash pots and hot pots are made in the same factory where they make versions that contain meat, like chicken curry mash/hot pots etc. And the machines that fill the non-veggie pots also fill the veggie pots. That's why they MAY be unsuitable for vegetarians, because there could be traces of the non-veggie pots still on the machines etc.

[@hexyko4850]

Oi fucking hell this comment is hilarious hahaha

[@willdingwall8503]

stir the pot vigorously *Stuart stirs it daintily*

[@GuyFieriayylmao]

I swear to god my primary school used this shit as mashed potatoes.

[@NewDawnFades1405]

Same!

[@cptwhitebeard1880]

YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY FIERI!

[@ayyitstum5419]

fr

[@morgenstern4.669]

Manama Chef

[@ayylmao7676]

Guy Fieri looks like everyone's uncle

[@MotherSoren]

"Fill it up to the allergy advice contains potato" What a beautiful sentence.

[@lily91109]

holy shit you're alive we're so sorry for all the tat it must be fun to be a sofa...

[@MotherSoren]

Paula Johnjohn I am filled with farts :^(

[@lily91109]

+Ashens Couch don't worry, we will save you

[@jackhenderson1039]

+Perry Johnjohn no we won't we'll just let Ashens spray his Christmas dinner on it

[@lily91109]

A Piece Of Bread Actually, yeah. You're right. Let's watch the sofa die...

[@1810jeff]

Instant mashed potatoes warning may contain potatoes

[@metaldragoon9468]

Jeff Solis we stuffed some things that seemed to look like potatoes to us and topped it into a pot

[@karolzagromski5639]

*story telling voice* there was once a potato that defied the rules of the potato, the end

[@karolzagromski5639]

shlibber WHAT HAVE YOU DONE,YOU BROKE THE CYCLE, THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT WILL END, THE POTATO WILL RISE AGAIN

[@karolzagromski5639]

shlibber the name shall be ze spud

[@karolzagromski5639]

shlibber All hail mr potato ze spud!

[@MKhelobUltra]

It's funnier when you know that they are obligated to put that warning. Because apparently, people who are allergic to potato don't know if their potato mash has potato unless it says so on the package.

[@cheebifred]

Smash has saved the day many a time in our house... Usually when the poratoes start to rot, add a little salt and some butter into the mix and it tastes a darn sight better!

[@champion5545]

"wondering what the fuck you did wrong" LOL I burst out laughing here.

[@StarchNinja]

You ventured that far to prove a point? You are indeed a hero to us all. I will give you a medal as soon as possible.

[@Miserybahamut]

I am a new watcher. Your voice is beautiful. I am saddened by this instant mash, though. Thank you for making it so much more than it is.

[@timeparadox999]

"My Pot Instant Creamy Mash, Curry Flavored." The word "potato" is not in that name.

[@timeparadox999]

Uh... you CAN have meat and vegetables in one dish, you know, they're not mutually exclusive.

[@TheDisasterMaster]

***** Vegetarian Means A Man Who Doesn't Eat Meat.

[@MrPagwon]

Максим Дмитриев Or a woman

[@Blah146]

Максим Дмитриев *Types Like This Too*

[@JaviXNovaX]

"Its the primordial ooze which all life came from" Lmao gets me everytime XD.

[@sirdetmist3204]

It's gets scary when you remember seeing video on the day it was made and then you see that video is a decade old.

[@smooshk9wolf]

Is anyone else here in 2024 going through all of ashens old and new food videos like me 😅

[@LEADER0FY0U]

interesting that this was recommended to me 10 years later

[@MoronicChunk1]

What we need's a few good taters. What's taters Precious? What's taters?!?

[@K4RN4GE911]

PO TA TOS! You boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

[@thekingsman9773]

Every comment in this chain has atleast one like.

[@bluebacongaming1282]

Smeagle's a murder

[@gui18bif]

@@thekingsman9773 it almost didn't until it did

[@anndownsouth5070]

@@K4RN4GE911 you forgot to say that, that is what it's called in the Southern states in America.

[@yukonhyena2957]

1:18 i always love the fun hand gestures in these videos, it's great

[@Gewehr_3]

I really don't understand why people buy instant potatoes when real potatoes are so cheap.

[@EliteRocketBear]

Because cooking potatoes, then mashing them and stuff takes a bit too long and leaves a lot of dishes and disposable waste. I'm not proud of it, but I have cooked instant mashed potatoes myself before, and if you're a bit creative, they don't taste all that bad (Add peper, and then cheese and cut up bacon)

[@mackentosh2]

***** all you need is a bowl and a fork to mash potatos

[@EliteRocketBear]

mackentosh2 And I have to use only a spoon for instant mashed potatoes. Then you also have to consider the pot in which you boiled the potatoes, knife or other specialized equipment used to skin the potatoes, etc. You can't really argue with the fact that instant mashed potatoes require less time, less effort, less dishes and less disposable waste for the consumer as opposed to making them traditionally. I don't even know why you are trying to make a point. Instant stuff is not bought because it is cheap, but because it is easy and lazy food.

[@omyyer]

I don't know why anyone would have potatoes when you can have PASTA!!!

[@HiLoMusic]

omyyer BECAUSE POTATOES ARE BETTER THAN PASTA!

[@stelloable2484]

i like ashen's food specials. far better than all the other idiots out there who sit in their car and EAT INFRONT OF THE CAMERA

[@lochlanroche8528]

stello able cough cough Joey

[@joshuasena9118]

stello able I'm also happy that I don't have to watch him chewing, I hate watching people chew

[@user-yo2lt8ch7v]

stello able *I'M BEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAACK*

[@Pyroc1astic]

It's joey's cool food reviews!! -I'm baaack!!- ((misha much?))

[@lochlanroche8528]

I think everyone should watch the KZbin Poops of Joeys world tour.

[@ChaoticMonki]

It's beautiful.

[@ijumpshrooms707]

such an ancient comment hope you're doing well during these times.

[@ghostface6135]

Oh..you...

[@ghostface6135]

@@ijumpshrooms707 nice pfp

[@ijumpshrooms707]

@@ghostface6135 Hello I am a being.

[@ghostface6135]

@@ijumpshrooms707 cool

[@TapKim]

Why did you create the Blob? I liked my home town but it was consumed by this thing.

[@kyrandle3637]

looking at the banana flavoured milk at my local Tesco and saw one that said warning, contains bananas and milk. DUH...

[@creepilycool3918]

lol

[@ellabattison8889]

Kiya Randle when I read your comment, I said to myself “Well nah it isn’t going to contain apples and piss”

[@IanC14]

No doubt a lawyer told them to put that on the packaging just in case.

[@TheSmallestLion]

1st video I saw of ashens, been here ever since.

[@kevintappminville195]

I'm intrigued by the "Not suitable for vegetarians" warning...

[@kevintappminville195]

Daniel Liu Thank you!

[@freckledfxcker]

Phobophile 89 I couldn't see gelatine on the ingredients so I'm thinking maybe the whey they used wasn't vegetarian.

[@shadowxxe]

maybe they meant not suitable for vegans which would make sense because most curry has cream in it to add flavour

[@smurfjegeren9739]

Sarah Roberts E471 can be made from both plants and animals. I guess in this case its animal

[@bentramer682]

It's people

[@life6698]

I love how casual he is...Jolly good. And I don't know how cry got here

[@BaconBabe87]

Im actually pretty fond of mash potatoes, and i did actually flavor mine with curry before ive heard of it lol... usually abit of milk or tiny tiny piece of butter, goes a long way xD (yes my eating habits are weird...)

[@gilgammesh1]

milk and butter are a must for proper mash.. well unless its the dehydrated shit

[@Owlet101]

That accent. I love it. Although I have no idea what a pent is being from the US I shall watch more!

[@baneofthespliff]

9 Years later and I still dont like how often the word 'Creamy' is used on that pot

[@TheRealKnightchip]

My god, I litarly get to the intro with a mouth full of coka cola and a little comes out my nose from laughing, good job! xD

[@allhall0ws]

Wow, the youtube automatic captions are actually legit with ashens. :o

[@GamagothRULES]

It has taken me several food special videos to realize that Poundland is the equivalent of a dollar store. Makes a lot more sense now.

[@Shineymcshine79]

I actually really like dehydrated mashed potato. Bit of cracked pepper in there, it's delicious. Well, some brands are. Edgell was the best but I don't think they exist anymore. Deb is okay in a pinch.

[@ayyitstum5419]

yea

[@QuackersAhoy]

Yum, I never knew grout could look so appetising!!

[@licklepink3920]

“allergy advice - contains potatoes” thanks for that, mate, didn’t know mashed potatoes had potatoes in them !?

[@AgentTasmania]

Statutory requirements!

[@SuzukiTakahashi]

Good to know I'm not the only one who pays attention to Cry's activity and watches whatever he likes. :)

[@treatb09]

then he turns off the camera finishes the taters as he reflects back on his life

[@lennartvdheijden]

what is that profile picture. i see it everywhere. its so fucking stupid

[@lennartvdheijden]

"too too"

[@moxarellacheese]

I like how on the side it says; "Not suitable for vegetarians." Lovely.

[@MrEthan043]

I don't know, and I don't really give a flying toss.

[@frogfan5777]

That is the best description for a video ever.

[@hompalai]

Has anyone seen My Pot?

[@mikeypartymusic6760]

we can share if you want

[@hompalai]

Mikey PartyMusic No, you tosspot

[@mikeypartymusic6760]

well then i'll keep my pot for myself, have a good day

[@elephystry]

No, but I have seen Nosh Pot.

[@Steamedhams578]

We do not watch for cry we watch cos Ashens is the brilliantest, anyway cry is much appreciated

[@JLConawayII]

"Not suitable for vegetarians" Wait what? 0_0

[@voltar1349]

probably contains gelatin to set it once the hot water has been added.

[@Draco_-mk5zv]

Probably the curry...

[@panomies5933]

+The MM curry isnt meat lol

[@Draco_-mk5zv]

panomies it can have meat in it though dumb ass

[@panomies5933]

Curry is spice.

[@pirox1234]

"Allergy Advice: Contains potato" Jesus christ, I can't stop laughing.

[@Foxy_Grandpa04]

Stuart,I'm sorry to interrupt but another settlement needs your help.

[@fosasha]

*die's of laughter* At first I didn't get it, then I had one of those flashback thingy's and remembered it was powder before he mixed it with the water, thank-you for making my day!

[@spooqib6992]

wait... vegetarians can't eat it? what the hell? its potatoes!!!

[@MathewHaswell]

It presumably contains milk and/or other animal by-products.

[@0LoneTech]

It's very contaminated potatoes, for instance containing both something cheeseish and whey, which are typically produced using rennet extracted from dead cows. So yeah, distinctly not vegetarian. The milk alone would do that anyhow, lactovegetarians also accept milk products. And they managed to stuff something with gluten in there, though it's not clear what (modified starch? unspecific proteins?). On the whole, that ingredient list is far from appealing.

[@davidverbeek4849]

@@0LoneTech it also has some E621 in it and that site is very much not vegetarian friendly uwu

[@MaxPaynefan1]

Oh, I didn't see that! Thanks for clearing that up, no regular youtuber would ever get that many thumbs up!

[@rockerseven]

the package says "not suitable for vegitarians" what the hell kind of potatoes are they using that contain meat?!?

[@Joshmccaul22]

Maybe the curry but I'm not sure ?

[@MY-AARON]

TechGeekRc curry is spices not meat.

[@Joshmccaul22]

oh sorry we usually have chicken in our curry

[@MY-AARON]

Never mind, different cultures have different curry flavors .

[@slimesrevenge]

Beddy And any 99p stores brand of something is going to be a bit dodgy when it comes to things like that.

[@ColorCodeWhite]

His wonderful accent wards off all sicknesses caused from poorly produced instant food items.

[@Trizziewix]

So we're just gonna ignore the fact that if you take the first letters of the title, it literally spells out PIMP?

[@Xxsnipedawg72xX]

Pimpa

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

This deserves more recognition.

[@Bigrignohio]

Great, now I need to make some instant mashed potatoes before going to bed.

[@CyberneticEden]

ha- it does have "urg" in the address-

[@westy229]

Wtf there's a music button on my screen that plays little snippets of Darude-Sandstorm.

[@westy229]

Dequawon Coble Just answer the question. What did I start? Also I'm not afraid of keyboard warriors.

[@coop152]

De'Quawon Dontai Demar Coble What the fuck just happened

[@westy229]

coop152 I have no fucking clue.

[@westy229]

De'Quawon Dontai Demar Coble Bye, butthurt princess, I apologize for....nothing.

[@astrosteve]

De'Quawon Dontai Demar Coble Oh my. That little rant is worthy of its own copy pasta. Huh. I'll have to see if I can make that a thing.

[@OldschoolBoards99]

I have had smash a couple of times but only because my mum was tired and i was hungry and it was in the cupboard, the proper cadburys smash isnt actually bad but its better with a bit of salt and butter, for health benefits i can say it is extremely unhealthy and normal mash potatoes are much healthier and taste better

[@1337heavenlykill1337]

This person reminds me so much of "Zero punctuation" just from listening to his voice and also his sense of humor

[@MsHarpsychord]

what is with all the bloody bronies? Oh... Wait. Damn it!

[@adrianfletcher1825]

Funny...

[@langhalsen]

They like to ruin everything.

[@Scarachus]

langhalsen Most bronies are pretty nice but of course there are exceptions.

[@vulpixsmi]

langhalsen Blame the Fandumb side. I'm a Brony myself but i don't go shouting it out 24/7. Heck there are tons of others franchises i like but i don't go shouting out about them 24/7 as well.

[@WilliamRoseRWE]

Dimitry Rogues not necessarily... vulpixsmi said 24/7.

[@thementallyillpotatoe3587]

I wonder if ashens has a discount card for the pound land or 99p store???

[@cosmicalyth]

nice plate

[@michaelweigel6230]

instant mashed potatoes mixed with black pepper, sour cream and butter spread over very well toasted sour dough bread is a great way to start the day!!! especially if it a cold one outside!!!

[@BassTechnologic]

Am I the only one that checked under their fingernails?

[@Nixofy]

No you aren't

[@stenestelee3193]

Nope your not the only one.

[@Luciffrit]

I used to eat a similar product to these on occasion at work (they were the cheapest thing that would stop me feeling hungry). My advice is put some butter into it. Makes a world of difference.

[@sardav160479]

mashed potato that's not recommended for vegetarians

[@duskdev]

I've been watching your videos for the last 4 hours. Damn you.

[@dreamspheree]

It said "Not suitable for vegetarians" wtf its potato

[@thomasjenkins7506]

i would highly doubt there is any potato in that.

[@Matthewv1998]

Maybe it's just powdered bones they get from the left overs from a butcher shop..., or they just process it In a factory that deals with meat

[@girlsdrinkfeck]

it most likel;y contains pork gelatine that why ,many sweets also do

[@JeanMarceaux]

Wait… Why does ashens use a 1970s Rover hubcap as a serving tray?

[@ninaelizabethdewitt]

How is that not suitable for veggies...😂

[@GothicKittyMadness]

Geleteen.... a lot of instant products contain it.

[@janefisher8425]

Gelatine and milk and egg products are in places you wouldn't think they are

[@user-yo2lt8ch7v]

jane Fisher that's vegans isn't it?

[@luce5635]

SteamShovel Studios a lot of veggies (like me) don't eat gelatine and such :)

[@sperrin]

I don't think its suitable for humans.

[@davidgander6578]

I got a Rustlers advert on this video. The tag line was “better than you’d think”

[@dexituspierce5267]

i rather eat ramen noodles the one that comes in the cup

[@EltonFir]

I'd rather eat dirt then the ramen noodles.

[@atrociousbanana7808]

As a college student, I say fuck you sir. I need that for survival, it is imperative.

[@TheCaboose568]

Atrocious Banana Dirt is free though.

[@atrociousbanana7808]

sure, In England Land

[@atrociousbanana7808]

in the Englands dirt is free to eatify

[@leahevehumphries]

Eating my first ever instant mash pot while watching this. It's called 'Idahoan perfect mash - bubble and squeak'. It is actually amazing... also it's 10am... why am I like this 😆

[@astrosteve]

I know Poundland is essentially the equivalent to "Dollarland" in the US, but... I don't know. That name makes me think it's a whorehouse or something, even taking currency into consideration. They maybe could have figured out a better name?

[@pughpughbarneymcgrew4221]

59p still sounds steep, as you can get a 6 serving sachet in Lidl for the same price.

[@OvhanDevos]

Not suitable for vegetarians.... What?

[@AgentTasmania]

+Sean Anderson Bit of stock in the curry flavouring maybe?

[@OvhanDevos]

AgentTasmania Ah true

[@Kinzokan]

This was my first Ashens video. Since that day, my life has been complete.

[@nithia]

I like most instant mashed potatos, but i do add a lot of spices to it and quite often cheese (sometimes bacon bits) so it is more often than not a slightly potato flavored mass there to transfer the other flavors into my mouth. Yum.

[@paulspydar]

finally , an answer that actually makes sense!. you sir have just won the " I am not a douche" award! :-)

[@lasermodder]

His videos get progressively funnier the latter in the day you watch them!

[@sologill6545]

It's the question on everyone's lips...one of life's great mysteries.

[@shorkable]

WHAT?! 4 hours? I've been watching them for the last 4 days. At least!

[@JokerSyndrom]

lol i laughed so hard when reading the description.

[@SpeedsMcRonalds]

There are instant mashed potatoes I buy at the Dollar Store here in my state that is GREAT. It's quick and easy to cook and is delicious.

[@taffypoodle7548]

i may have watched dis same video like 100 times. maybe cuz (1) i like dried up mashed potatoes i bring back 2 life with hot water, alot, an (2) i find Ashens take on comedy with it funny an intreegingly-intrasting at da same time.

[@TapKim]

I sort of expected it to be a gremlin in disguise.

[@SxTempu]

is poundland the untied kingdom's dollar tree?

[@moonlightshine9691]

What do u think?

[@SxTempu]

Moonlight shine TM well im not fucking from the uk

[@moonlightshine9691]

brokensteel47 WELL IT IS CALLED POUNDLAND WITCH IS UK CURRENCY AND I DON'T LIVE THERE ETHEIR!

[@girlsdrinkfeck]

Moonlight shine TM common sense has escaped many

[@moonlightshine9691]

***** thank u!

[@tweezerjam]

Dude it looks like a mashed ufo 😂

[@Gerbejbin]

At least there is one thing we can agree on: "Ashens is funny".

[@childrensadvil]

This reminds me of Leonard's reviews (during the credits) from Community! Short, funny (genuinely, not laughing AT you! :] ), and altogether almost completely pointless. I enjoyed it! ^0^

[@Koisheep]

There is an ad about a food company next to the video. "Hey girl don't you want something tastier?"

[@geminin6674]

I imagine that in a dystopian future, this is what people would be eating

[@phoenix80823]

Glad I found ashens through this video ( and cry of course)

[@alvstar1984]

Ashens, you sir are a legend.

[@LeeBruhVR]

We have these in america, of course, under a different brand name. All i do is add cold water and let it sit in the fridge. it turns to mash potato the same way, mixing it just (obviously) speeds up the process.