At least in Boxing the characters don't rip off their own arms and throw them at each other.
@not_fresh67368 жыл бұрын
actually for a thing like that those game were pretty badass.
@dienekesn93129 жыл бұрын
BD=Billion dollars, that thing costs 2.9 billion dollars
@iimZeon8 жыл бұрын
No
@StandardGoose6 жыл бұрын
2.9 billion Ugandan dollars, maybe
@aviemelonn5 жыл бұрын
If I were you, I will buy anything I want with those amount of money.
@fargeeks5 жыл бұрын
Jonathon Cowley-Thom do you knoe dah wae
@AiOinc15 жыл бұрын
Billion Dong, Vietnam?
@ProtoMario12 жыл бұрын
Thanks to Ashens, Turkey boxing is now the biggest sport in Bangladesh
@jabelsjabels8 жыл бұрын
wow it looks like they actually tried with this one! It looks... reasonable!
@crab-time19 жыл бұрын
This is about 850,534 times better than the POPstations
@weegle.9 жыл бұрын
+John Hanna ye definitely
@cardinalximenez45058 жыл бұрын
Swallowing a razor blade attached to a string and yanking really hard is 500,828,88 times better than the popstation.
@Swampert_Tube8 жыл бұрын
+SonicCrafter 26 You cant judge a game/system you havent played
@andys28017 жыл бұрын
xSolo more like 8,765,432,100,283,383,828,100 times better than Popstation
@MakoTheUndead7 жыл бұрын
xSolo the WLL is *way* better
@xvalley851210 жыл бұрын
This is approximately 156,412 times better than the PopStation.
@xvalley85129 жыл бұрын
Nagifan7496 I'm talking about neither! I'm talk about the PopStation, the first thing he ever reviewed on this channel.
@Nagifan74969 жыл бұрын
Ximpleria Valley OH! I misread it. Well now I feel stupid (must have had polystation on the mind).
@xvalley85129 жыл бұрын
Nagifan7496 Not surprising! Bloody thing.
@HelloThereUniverse4 жыл бұрын
Hi....
@xvalley85124 жыл бұрын
@@HelloThereUniverse Hello... What are you doing commenting on 8 year old videos for no reason?
@SQUIZZLER248 жыл бұрын
I think the football crowd were singing; "Ole, ole ole ole! We are crap, we are crap!"
@aragenx34707 жыл бұрын
SQUIZZLER24 so true
@BenjaminGoose3 жыл бұрын
@@sneakycactus8815 EYYYYY LMAO
@epicrapbattlesofherstory10 жыл бұрын
I remember, when I was a child, having this little handheld fishing game in the shape of a tiny fishing rod that actually worked quite well. I could keep myself entertained for hours, despite it being one of the most ridiculous, cheap games you could get. Actually, it was pretty nifty. There was an actual crank on the side of the tiny rod where you could reel up the fish, and you had to actually do the motion of launching the hook to launch it in the game. I actually gave it a little play a year ago, and it still works, even though I've never even changed the batteries in it.
@HunterVS9 жыл бұрын
+Tyler Clark Dude, i think i own that.
@OGTabsterFM7 жыл бұрын
What is it called, do you know?
@15-Peter-205 жыл бұрын
Ginger fishing prick its called
@jjnndlknsddlklkk5 жыл бұрын
@@15-Peter-20 lmfao. I'm a ginger and thought that was hilarious
@jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-4574 жыл бұрын
I had that way back when.
@kaskuban9 жыл бұрын
BD: Bahraini Dinars Btw: Bahrain is a small island in the Persian Gulf.
@bitterlemonboy4 жыл бұрын
Arabian Gulf?
@TheSmart-CasualGamer2 жыл бұрын
@@bitterlemonboy Depends which country your in. Both names are used.
@JuicyBagel445 жыл бұрын
Me: *minding my own business and drinking my cup of coffee- 11:21 “Ah Gunfignt” Me: *coughs out coffee and begins to laugh-
@booksimon818310 жыл бұрын
"OMG It's a man in a bra." LMFAO it really is
@____stu____12 жыл бұрын
You know you`ve hit teh bigtime when your vids have adverts with YOU IN THEM before the main presentation! WELL DONE SIR!
@TheParkerizing11 жыл бұрын
I like the fact the screen has actually more resolution than the machine
@android92712 жыл бұрын
i was actually surprised at how surprisingly good the animation quality was when you kick a goal or get shot in the face; it seems far better than anything released on any handheld prior to the gba.
12 жыл бұрын
The sound was really amazing for... well... that. Also, the Gunfight game seems to have some hit zones. At least it seemed to me that the guys had a different animation when shot in the legs sometimes.
@wtos91533 жыл бұрын
There is a glob top at 3:11. Also, you can see the buttons that read the bumps.
@fargeeks10 жыл бұрын
@4:06 I heard the full version of this song but it was in Spanish And was played at a grocery called Food City In the US
@15-Peter-205 жыл бұрын
USA U R GAY
@MrJoshuaSalway19906 жыл бұрын
Oh-lay, ohlay ohlay ohlaaaay, we are craaaaaap, we are craaaaaap! That's what the football opening sounds like.
@OldTimeyJunk12 жыл бұрын
"Look, we're holding up out knitting,". I laughed so much, my arm nearly burst.
@ttthildeee12 жыл бұрын
They sing: Ole, ole, ole ole ole, We are the champions! We are the champions! In my country, they sing it when a particular team plays ( I don't know which one, I don't like soccer or how it is called in english...).
@stevethemastersword9 жыл бұрын
this thing is literally coded in brail...
@lynchtaco60308 жыл бұрын
+Kaptain Kappa kappa
@theoneswholeaveyoutubecomm46827 жыл бұрын
It isn't brail. It isn't even braille. It's just bumps.
@MythicalCheesecake5 жыл бұрын
It's coded in pencil
@hjalfi4 жыл бұрын
I wonder what the other three bump combinations do (it's clearly some kind of binary code). Maybe there are more games...
@wtos91533 жыл бұрын
@@hjalfi I think you might be on to something... (Not that I can buy one, they’re all sold out of them now). Also there is a zero combination (turning it in without a background in place)
@ZiggyZoko12 жыл бұрын
Wow, these were actually vaguely interesting! I'm impressed.
@reconchris85627 жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd be sad to not see a Sad Onion. I mean I did eventually get to see one, but wow...
@andymadden81835 жыл бұрын
Sad onions forever!
@rosePetrichor12 жыл бұрын
'Oh my goodness what happened there, Superman flew past and nicked my bottle of rice or something!' Only in an Ashens video.
@sxnses9 жыл бұрын
So the games are built in but you need the cards to play it, so this is where DLC came from
@StandardGoose6 жыл бұрын
It's a bit like how some games (I'm looking at you, Total War series) ship with all the "additional" content present and all the DLC does is activate it.
@jerryskeepero6 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment I have read today
@ZeldaACFan176 жыл бұрын
Jonathon Cowley-Thom That is also true for the Forza Motorsport and Horizon games. They show every car regardless if you have the DLC or not. Assetto Corsa on PC even does that!
@15-Peter-205 жыл бұрын
It's like aids
@wtos91533 жыл бұрын
@@15-Peter-20 I just read your comment as “artificial intelligence double screen.”
@davek1210 жыл бұрын
It's more fun than getting something nicer stolen by having it out in public. That said, I've played better games on an HP calculator.
@louislikespikachu12 жыл бұрын
During the boxing game, there are two different scores underneath the score. These indicate the amounts of hits each person has. 08:12
@moxgirl510 жыл бұрын
LMAO 11:21 "Gunfignt, my favourite!"
@15-Peter-205 жыл бұрын
You're beautiful 😘 xx
@Menforcookies12 жыл бұрын
One day, You'll review one of these popstations... And bloody love it!
@TheGamerWithMore9 жыл бұрын
Stuart, BD stands for Bahraini Dinar
@TheGamerWithMore8 жыл бұрын
Nathaniel Winston Hahah
@TheGamerWithMore8 жыл бұрын
***** You killed the fun man. Nathaniel's post is much more funny..
@EAQFG8 жыл бұрын
+justin fisher lel
@misterlaufeyson12 жыл бұрын
there seemed to be some kind of score going up in that boxing game. despite what the red light told you, you were apparently winning!
@brendanhanna80011 жыл бұрын
OWAY OWAY OWAY OWAY WE ARE THE GA WE ARE THE GA!
@xvalley851210 жыл бұрын
I think it's saying 'we are the champions', but I could be wrong... It would make more sense, put it that way! :)
@ThereMayBeLions10 жыл бұрын
Olay Olay Olay Olay, We are the Champs! We are the Champs! Brendan Hanna Alicia Foster
@theoneswholeaveyoutubecomm46827 жыл бұрын
"Olay?" They're singing about skin care products?
@fargeeks5 жыл бұрын
real song by the way
@fargeeks5 жыл бұрын
in fact apparently it's the Soccer national anthem
@natshenkin12 жыл бұрын
The joy of seeing a new ashens video is like no other.
@therenegades73293 жыл бұрын
Time flies
@natshenkin3 жыл бұрын
@@therenegades7329 It does my friend. When I wrote this comment I just turned 16 and didn't have a clue what to do with my life. I'd just left school and was completely lost. Now, 9 years later I've met the love of my life, got my dream job and just purchased my first home. Life is good. Thanks Ashens for making me smile at such a confusing and lonely time in my life. KZbin got me through the hard shit.👍
@therenegades73293 жыл бұрын
@@natshenkin that's awesome brother 😁 I always say to people who are in a bad place that you just gotta have the patience and things will get better eventually !
@rimple11588 жыл бұрын
this is ten times better than the popstation
@andymadden81835 жыл бұрын
Yes, but technically it is one.
@wtos91533 жыл бұрын
Cheap game consoles: Android > Famiclone > Game King (this) > POP Station (Just my opinion. Using “>” to mean better.)
@Tw1stedMoogle12 жыл бұрын
For a cheapo system i think i could have some fun with this one! Most of the games seem competent and fairly entertaining. I believe i would actually buy this if i saw it!
@X1Daring26 жыл бұрын
Imagine if someone wanted a psp for christmas and then they get this, lol 0mg xD
@EnsignN712 жыл бұрын
You were actually kicking ass at the boxing game. Your score was like 16 at the end (vs his 7).
@ThePandaAgenda11 жыл бұрын
2.900 BDs... that's 2900 billion dollars.
@AgentTasmania11 жыл бұрын
2.9 trillion dollars. Almost a fifth of the US debt. And more than many large, wealthy nations' GDP.
@afrothunder14211 жыл бұрын
AgentTasmania Okay, why do you think any one cares though?
@AgentTasmania11 жыл бұрын
Morgan Freeman Just putting it in perspective for the masses.
@Kellihiss10 жыл бұрын
Morgan Freeman Oh, the irony...
@afrothunder14210 жыл бұрын
Sorta like +1 your own comment.
@Orpheusftw12 жыл бұрын
I love some of the animations this thing does
@tdp261210 жыл бұрын
The boxing screenshot is from Wii Sports Boxing
@sheadjohn8 жыл бұрын
looks a lot better than the other games you reviewed with changeable screens.
@andymadden81835 жыл бұрын
I saw a thing like this reviewed by Tweeterman287 some time ago. That one looked more like a DS though.
@ucah8er11 жыл бұрын
I support this industry. It's funny, cool to own one for shits and giggles and at least some poor street kid might have some video games to play. Better than the popstation.
@wtos91533 жыл бұрын
The company is called Yuanda Electronic Factory, or YD for short. Just saying in case you want to web search them.
@Parad0x_83412 жыл бұрын
Game king? That sound's familiar...... *Flashback* Ashens: mmm Sun Tan *Flashback end* oh i remember now =/
@Weareonenation3038 жыл бұрын
No Street Overload, City Fighter ,pull your arms tat?????? BLASPHEMY.
@HpseoJ12 жыл бұрын
Loved getting The Proxy advert at the start of this video.
@creepystalkerfangirl12 жыл бұрын
"Oh my god, it's a man in a bra!"
@flyingspaghetti12 жыл бұрын
Absolutely agree with you. Not 19 years ago I was the happiest kid around with my 9999 in 1 Brick handheld while others enjoyed PlayStation One. A kid now needs PS3/XBox/gaming PC to be happy, and even then he requires every game that cames out.
@skymin8 жыл бұрын
_YER_ _WITH_ _ND_
@nfistfu12 жыл бұрын
Just got to love how the car goes from 0-300 km/h in like 5 seconds.
@DonAle_974 жыл бұрын
Actually “Pursuit” car resembles the actual Tesla’s Cybertruck!
@symbiote1982pk3 жыл бұрын
Nah, the cybertruck resembles the pursuit car, time doesn't go in reverse.
@CowardForces12 жыл бұрын
A new Ashens video? Merry Christmas everybody.
@golamm767510 жыл бұрын
I am watching this in my psvita lol!
@PonyCreepers10 жыл бұрын
***** fuck i love you hahaha
@iimZeon8 жыл бұрын
k
@Bassixdrumnbass8 жыл бұрын
How you climbed inside a tiny handheld games console just to watch this video impresses me.
@iimZeon8 жыл бұрын
Bassix (Drum & Bass) yes
@Eddie2Bu3 жыл бұрын
9:30 Was Map 2 Postman Pat's face?
@Armorcringe2 жыл бұрын
My grandfather gifted this to me on my birthday when I was a kid. I liked it a lot tbh
@BackDropKirby12 жыл бұрын
An excellent video. Seriously though, these are great. Thank you Ashens.
@gutsup112 жыл бұрын
Get home, open youtube, NEW ASHENS, best part of the day
@andymadden81835 жыл бұрын
Tweeterman287 reviewed a similar thing once. It looked more like a DS, but it used the same card system.
@joshlunt78273 жыл бұрын
"We're holding up our knitting!" Lol 😛
@shuttershocker12 жыл бұрын
"Look we're holding up our knitting!" Ohh you got me with that one. Couldn't stop laughing xD
@007fordummies12 жыл бұрын
That's really cool... and they even decided to add another typo to the packaging! Perfect!!
@SQUIZZLER2412 жыл бұрын
That football screenshot is from - I believe - Pro Evolution Soccer 3. Which came out in 2003. Fantastic.
@AJBiskit12 жыл бұрын
Fun fact for you: The "Foot" in Football comes from the fact the players are not on a horse, like Polo for instance, but on foot. This is why Association Football (The full name, where "Soccer" comes from), American/Gridiron Football, Gaelic Football, Australian Rules Football, Rugby Football Union, Rugby Football League and so on are all classifiable as Football, as, technically speaking, is Handball, Hockey (non-ice), Volley Ball and anything where you stand on the ground while playing.
@farmhousemedia300012 жыл бұрын
Boxers aren't quite to scale with the ring, are they?
@totoyamado12 жыл бұрын
that little change from football to soccer just blew my mind o_o
@xavierh.51029 жыл бұрын
its not great but i just watched the PCP vids and this thing is a Xbox 1 compared to them
@xXRenaxChanXx9 жыл бұрын
***** Get the fuck out sony fanboy.
@Aiden-zi3xf9 жыл бұрын
Objectified Cross well one its only saving grace is halo and titanfall and it floped so hard I needed a 150 dallor price drop and the was that drm crap which ruined its chances of anyone ever buying yes I know its gone sooo....
@BullsquidGaming9 жыл бұрын
+mysticblaz e and the PS4 controller is way better with the motion sensor as well as the touch pad which should prove very useful to horror game devs for example Until Dawn which used both the motion sensor and touch pad ....motion sensor especially in which the slightest move would have your head get ripped off with no way to go back and stop your mistake because the whole point of the game is once one of the teens die they are DEAD there are no save states,no save stations,no save anything just a auto-save in which you cant even load up previous autosaves only continue from the one that happened from before you quit the game o it's like a Halloween movie or Friday the 13th movie ....Friday the 13th especially with the campground like environment still once someone died you cant get them back it just goes to the survivors that are left and by the end you can either have everyone live except for one person that no matter what he has a horrible fate come to him or have some people die and some survive or everyone dies and no survivors .................unless you pussy out like Markiplier who restarted the whole game after Ashley i think died which pussied out of the whole point of the game
@xXRenaxChanXx9 жыл бұрын
SwiftFoxyGamer Except for the fact that devs are pushing 1080p @ 10fps-20fps, 30 if lucky. Because of the whole "1080p!!!!!!" bullshit sony and their fanboys are spewing. While xbone is getting 900p-1080p dynamic resolution scaling, and smoother 30-60fps. Still not as smooth as a nice PC but better than a chopfest.
@BullsquidGaming9 жыл бұрын
Objectified Cross true but some games are meant for only a single console and knowing how the kinnect flopped big time i myself would hate to see Xbox try adding a touchpad to the controller or a built in motion sensor but still Until Dawn is an amazing concept of a horror genre game done perfectly it builds up with a supposed psycho killer then you find out the truth about the "psycho killer" then you find out the dangers of the mountain but it gives you clues throughout the coarse of the game about the presence of wendigos but you dont find out what they are until Josh revels the "psycho killer" was all a prank to get back at his friends for his sister's deaths or should i say his sisters death because only one died the other turned into a Wendigo herself and by the end pretty much no stone is left unturned well...except for what the outcome for them releasing all the wendigo spirit's is going to be.....that would probably be in a sequel which the devs asked about on twitter but still when you do motion sensor and touchpads right they make an amazing way to do horror games
@ahmedp80012 жыл бұрын
WoW, Im impressed, it isn't that bad, really, infact pretty good, atleast the display is pixelated and it seems very responsive! nice :)
@LaythKamal11 жыл бұрын
BD his Bahraini Dinar. You can also see the Arabic on the barcode.
@FhtagnCthulhu12 жыл бұрын
I am actually pretty impressed here, those were games, games you could play. This is no pop-station, someone actually made something here. I could see a six year old boy getting some real fun out of this.
@dondoritonachocheese11 жыл бұрын
It's probraly a screen with a too high resolution for the processor to handle, so they just programmed it to take 4 pixels as 1.
@wtos91533 жыл бұрын
I opened one up once (not this one, it has a menu instead of the bumps system). What I found on the inside is that the hardware is actually 48x32 like the original GameKing, but each pixel is shaped like four pixels, in the same way a POP Station pixel might be shaped like a game character.
@FrostytheShanker12 жыл бұрын
I agree completely, Spain-Spanish, France-French, England-English, it's not hard to make up a name with the letter A.
@spongekwstas12 жыл бұрын
Fear not!!!For you are not alone, Europe's consumer public was also a target of the successful polystation industry... greetings from Greece
@David31584212 жыл бұрын
I think they were singing 'Oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, we are the champs, we are the champs'. I think. At least the Game King is evolving. :)
@JHelfrich12 жыл бұрын
It looks like you were picking up those grenades as the counter near the health increased whenever that diving animation happened. If it only has fire and reload buttons, maybe you have to mash both to trigger them?
@Rjweasel4912 жыл бұрын
Hooray more ashens
@Fawp12 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see what POP-Station is going to unveil at E3 this year.
@KyleAnthonyCampbell11 жыл бұрын
He should test out the Tiger R-Zone X.P.G. That was a unique handheld device. Loads of interesting features to it. Hard to find now though. Hasn't been made since 1997, I believe.
@JanoyCresvaZero10 жыл бұрын
I could be wrong, but I think he already did.
@Illuminatibee12 жыл бұрын
It's my birthday and you reviewing some cheap tat is the best present I could ask for.....Yes, I'm easily pleased,
@xenoka112 жыл бұрын
at 12:58 to 13:10, was that part of the map de_aztec from Counter-Strike or is it just me???
@HoustonHistoricRetail12 жыл бұрын
I quite enjoyed that jaunty piano tune at the end.
@ShamankingZuty12 жыл бұрын
@01:07 Also 2.900 BD is $7.71 USD or ₤4.82 GBP.
@fnoigy12 жыл бұрын
I like how the screen clearly has double the resolution that any of the games actually appear at.
@bbelsito4 жыл бұрын
That soccer game makes FIFA look like a masterpiece... When EA isn't trying to steal all of your money, that is.
@juancarlostv4 жыл бұрын
I have got 1, but it haven't go well
@DylRicho12 жыл бұрын
It really only changes the background colour to black. Doesn't really have the same effect as the 'Turn Off the Lights' extension for Chrome.
@wtos91534 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know of one of these that has Risk King and Gunfight on the same machine?
@AgentTasmania11 жыл бұрын
Considering what it is, the sound quality is surprisingly good.
@JanoyCresvaZero11 жыл бұрын
Those really did look like men's hands in cooked turkeys. Hahaha. On topic; this unit really isn't terribly bad. Lets take most of the earlier POPstations reviewed in which they barely even worked thanks to the changeable games. This also isn't a terrible LCD screen akin to the old Tiger Electronics handhelds. There's actual animations and sound effects. It's not something I would willingly purchase, mind you, but it is a half decent unit compared to other shit produced by China.
@DashRendar30812 жыл бұрын
They get more and more advanced. Cant wait for the next generation of pop stations.
@estlibold12 жыл бұрын
if you look at the screen closely, one pixel of the popstation is made up of 4 pixels actually. why didnt the took full advantage of the screen and make better graphics?
@bramvandenbroeck50607 жыл бұрын
Well, this is MUCH better then those stupid pop stations! You can actually see what is going on!
@larkspurbetulaakahexagonal29027 жыл бұрын
to be honest, this was a lot better than i expected. i mean, i just expected shitty bleeps and tiger electronic style graphics, but instead there was actually realistic (sort of) sound, and decent pixel graphics!
@siouxmoux312 жыл бұрын
Best graphics ever on any system! It's like the next generation of the best selling pop station!
@GaryOPostle12 жыл бұрын
The advert before this video had Ashens in it!
@eliotjoe988911 жыл бұрын
Football and Soccer!!! well played Ashens..
@Samoan6411 жыл бұрын
Actually, I think I noticed that the extra pixels were used for anti-aliasing in the soccer game. Not really sure though. My memory of the video is a little fuzzy even right after watching it.
@CoolDudeClem12 жыл бұрын
Didn't Tweeterman287 allready reveiw this?
@StevenJacksonSTEtv11 жыл бұрын
Gunfignt is infact a rip off from an existing online game I played years ago; Xiao Xiao No. 4. Same backgrounds and rolling enemies!
@SolidSonicTH8 жыл бұрын
I want to say the picture of Pursuit is supposed to be of Need for Speed: Undercover?
@GingerChristmas12 жыл бұрын
I didn't turn off the lights because I'm worried about the environment; I turned them off because it fits the dark colour of the player and feels easier on my eyes. c: