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@solskynn
@solskynn 9 жыл бұрын
'100% Edible' I would fucking hope so.
@sd91499
@sd91499 9 жыл бұрын
And we'll ignore the fact that it's a severed baby's foot XD
@jakenbake8855
@jakenbake8855 9 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@slurmitshighlyaddictive5641
@slurmitshighlyaddictive5641 9 жыл бұрын
+Solskynn you haven't lived until you have eaten 40% edible foods, like cadbury eggs
@wolfyboy
@wolfyboy 9 жыл бұрын
+Solskynn lol. what you DON'T know, is that the bone, is ACTUAL baby bone! XD lol
@deaththereaper36
@deaththereaper36 9 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@StevenOBrien
@StevenOBrien 5 жыл бұрын
Ashens: I'd better eat this food before it goes out of date Also Ashens: 180 YEAR OLD OLIVES
@IanC14
@IanC14 5 жыл бұрын
Tbf he didn't eat them
@deltius
@deltius 4 жыл бұрын
they go out of date after 181 years
@Marquis-Sade
@Marquis-Sade 4 жыл бұрын
This is his motivation to actually eat this garbage.
@rickyvinh2765
@rickyvinh2765 4 жыл бұрын
@@ellaapril194 He corrected it after he uploaded the video. They turned out to be indeed 180 years old
@ellaapril194
@ellaapril194 4 жыл бұрын
@@rickyvinh2765 is that so? I'm too lazy to check so I'll take your word for it, thanks.
@keyholes
@keyholes 6 жыл бұрын
"Hint of Anus" the new fragrance by Ashens™
@O.A.K
@O.A.K 4 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for him to release the all new Scent of Scrotum™
@Crocs4cats
@Crocs4cats 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, Gwyneth Paltrow sells candles that smell like her vag, soooo…🤔🤨
@Jakub2
@Jakub2 4 жыл бұрын
@McCannon Vaughn just go to a harbor
@haazenpfeffer
@haazenpfeffer 4 жыл бұрын
In America, "Lunchmeat" does refer to cold cuts. That monstrosity was something more like Spam gone wrong.
@melonie_peppers
@melonie_peppers 4 жыл бұрын
Ok so what is Bologna? Is that a type of luncheon meat? In South Africa we have something called Polony which is similar
@haazenpfeffer
@haazenpfeffer 4 жыл бұрын
@@melonie_peppers bologna in America is normally made of "mechanically separated pork and chicken"... It is very much like spam or hotdog meat, but pre-sliced and usually has a wax skin. Very common on sandwiches, but is also served fried.
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 2 жыл бұрын
@@haazenpfeffer is that like mortadella or lyoner?
@kylehaas864
@kylehaas864 2 жыл бұрын
@@HappyBeezerStudios Sure, those would be considered lunch meat. It's just a general term for any sort of sliced processed meat.
@obscure.reference
@obscure.reference Жыл бұрын
@@kylehaas864or unprocessed
@S1RLANC3
@S1RLANC3 9 жыл бұрын
I really like how he get's all disappointed when he actually eats something quite good.
@bentramer682
@bentramer682 2 жыл бұрын
Much like people watching the video
@sunflowr72
@sunflowr72 8 жыл бұрын
"...like Coca Cola's been filtered through someone's catheter bag..." Lol I'm dying! 😂
@B1G_Dave
@B1G_Dave 10 жыл бұрын
8:41 "Why the **** am I still drinking this?!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
@justanobody1726
@justanobody1726 8 жыл бұрын
*sips* *doesnt like it* *sips* *tastes awful* *sips* "Why the fuck am i still drinking this*
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios Жыл бұрын
I guess that is what one calls aquired taste
@ShadowYoshi-Vincent-
@ShadowYoshi-Vincent- 5 жыл бұрын
I've watched this same video every year for the past 4 years now
@DavidEdwardBurry
@DavidEdwardBurry 4 жыл бұрын
Thats dedication man
@ShadowYoshi-Vincent-
@ShadowYoshi-Vincent- 4 жыл бұрын
@@DavidEdwardBurry That's just how I roll, man
@TheSegaSuperFan
@TheSegaSuperFan 4 жыл бұрын
Same here. 😊 Glad to see I'm not alone
@nenben8759
@nenben8759 4 жыл бұрын
Me2 Several times By accident
@MsAngie1011
@MsAngie1011 4 жыл бұрын
I've watched it twice now
@benJ432
@benJ432 8 жыл бұрын
please everyone heed ashens warning i used one of those plates a few years back for a snack, my house and everything in it burnt to the ground and my insurance didn't cover acts of plate.
@nightfire9748
@nightfire9748 8 жыл бұрын
lol
@enderslayer958gamingvideos5
@enderslayer958gamingvideos5 8 жыл бұрын
+Srg NightFire Its a sad story more me as well. I thought "This would be a plate to use my graham crackers on for my chocolates at midnight". Soon, my whole neighborhood caught fire, and the only thing left was the plate.
@Sparrow9612
@Sparrow9612 8 жыл бұрын
So its the plate equivalent of the Crying Boy painting?
@lottomillionaire5772
@lottomillionaire5772 7 жыл бұрын
Sparrow9612 Karl Pilkington fan? Lol
@elliottdodson50
@elliottdodson50 7 жыл бұрын
Lotto millionaire play a record
@masonmahumed6161
@masonmahumed6161 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna eat this bit because I'm fucking stewpid" My favorite line ever
@ethanfleming7821
@ethanfleming7821 8 жыл бұрын
"Why the *FUCK* am I still drinking this?"
@VintageRaspberry
@VintageRaspberry 8 жыл бұрын
YEA i fricking love that part xD Best
@sirspookybones1118
@sirspookybones1118 8 жыл бұрын
Average ashens humour.....
@achivementace1
@achivementace1 8 жыл бұрын
I've had that before, two things. One the grass jelly drink does have jelly but it's a bitch to get out of the can and two it's really sweet
@penguintears825
@penguintears825 7 жыл бұрын
um hi I loved that part 😂😂😂
@foxorian
@foxorian 11 жыл бұрын
Oh man, Grass Jelly Drink. I get that stuff all the time when I visit the local asian supermarket. It you like bubble teas / boba drinks, you'd like this. It's pretty sweet actually and the grass jelly is delicious. Fun to chew on. I highly recommend it.
@OneTrueNobody
@OneTrueNobody 9 жыл бұрын
In America, lunch meat usually just refers to standard slices of ham or turkey or chicken or what-have-you sliced up for sandwiches. When you get that stuff in a can, although they don't officially call themselves this unless they're the actual brand, it's usually called "Spam." Spam is an actual brand, but much like "Coke" the word sometimes just gets used generically to refer to similar products. Those tinned-up, preserved lunch-meat products are bleh to the extreme.
@Mandrew_
@Mandrew_ 9 жыл бұрын
Spam is good one every 10 years
@OneTrueNobody
@OneTrueNobody 9 жыл бұрын
They're edible and not horrible, just... bleh. I wouldn't go out of my way to eat them if I had the choice of something else.
@theonetheycallwaffle4134
@theonetheycallwaffle4134 9 жыл бұрын
i'm going to buy spam and make myself a burger now ( Australian spam )
@JakeTVSalesman
@JakeTVSalesman 9 жыл бұрын
+A Nobody Reborn! spam is just as big in the uk
@OneTrueNobody
@OneTrueNobody 9 жыл бұрын
I'll have to take your word on that. I wouldn't call it "big," per se, just well-known.
@matthewbliss2673
@matthewbliss2673 9 жыл бұрын
"Ugh, that's not my thing" *takes another sip*
@mang232
@mang232 9 жыл бұрын
"Why the FUCK am I still drinking it?"
@lumaseed6490
@lumaseed6490 5 жыл бұрын
@@mang232 jelly back to your grass
@claudioauriemma5886
@claudioauriemma5886 8 жыл бұрын
I LOVE anchovies!I could eat anchovies until my blood pressure goes through the roof and I die of a stroke!What a way to die!Those Thai sesame anchovies must be amazing!Peace to all
@hannibalburgers477
@hannibalburgers477 4 жыл бұрын
Oh!Really!I am sure you are fond of anchovies!That's good!
@claudioauriemma5886
@claudioauriemma5886 4 жыл бұрын
Undercooked Bat Soup SINGHA! I could drink (Nước mắm) (nam pla)! Whooo buddy peace to all!!✌️😁
@hannibalburgers477
@hannibalburgers477 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry, but I was being sarcastic
@Lemma01
@Lemma01 4 жыл бұрын
Claudio Auriemma id love em!
@ellaapril194
@ellaapril194 4 жыл бұрын
I findthem really good with fried rice.
@EvilDoresh
@EvilDoresh 11 жыл бұрын
It chipped! That means the magic circle keeping snacks at bay is null and void!
@PumpkinPails
@PumpkinPails 9 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that luncheon meat was bought at a dollar store. They always have all sorts of weird canned meats in there.
@deaththereaper36
@deaththereaper36 9 жыл бұрын
I will bet that chicken wasn't even cooked either
@Person-fr5md
@Person-fr5md 9 жыл бұрын
+Reese Hanks or chicken
@mccoyrachel86
@mccoyrachel86 8 жыл бұрын
+Reese Hanks unfortunately it is lol
@evilwaldo57
@evilwaldo57 8 жыл бұрын
+GummyTumor ya im from Cincinnati ohio and i've never seen that shit.
@PumpkinPails
@PumpkinPails 8 жыл бұрын
evilwaldo57 Congrats
@SebbySenpai
@SebbySenpai 11 жыл бұрын
Oh Stuart... Is it wrong that your suffering gives me so much pleasure? :D
@SunOfCinder
@SunOfCinder 11 жыл бұрын
MrFirewolf18 Voltaire fan! :3
@karlkarl93
@karlkarl93 11 жыл бұрын
So, when will the candy corner return?
@wayfareangel
@wayfareangel 11 жыл бұрын
Ben Skoning Well, now I'm intrigued! Off to investigate who Sir Sebastian is.
@minihilly
@minihilly 11 жыл бұрын
glanced over this, then I noticed it was sebastian...why haven't you uploaded anyshit in over 1/2 a year?
@Amoncaco
@Amoncaco 11 жыл бұрын
If only you had a word to describe that feeling...
@theotakux5959
@theotakux5959 6 жыл бұрын
"They've gone with the anatomy" I don't know about you, but I don't have a bone jutting out of the back of my heel.
@otakunthevegan4206
@otakunthevegan4206 6 жыл бұрын
TheOtakuX If you do happen to have a cartoon bone jutting out of your heel you should see a doctor immediately.
@ccleake1
@ccleake1 5 жыл бұрын
Oh shit I thought everyone had that
@DragonHeartHisMajestyX
@DragonHeartHisMajestyX 4 жыл бұрын
@TheOtakuX What's weird was that Ashens just said that as soon as I scrolled down to your comment.
@wonderpierrot
@wonderpierrot 11 жыл бұрын
We don't just drink the grass jelly thing, we eat large chunks of it, literally. Slice a jellified canister in pieces, add ice, water and sugar, then you have a good snack! They taste alright, but the green jelly ones tend to be a lot better (plus you don't have to even add sugar).
@MrBobsmith2345
@MrBobsmith2345 11 жыл бұрын
If you put it on shaved ice it's wonderful. Ai Yu jelly as well.
@zech007
@zech007 11 жыл бұрын
I agree that grass jelly in sugar water (hot water and sugar) and tons of ice is very cooling and refreshing.
@JeremyEr10
@JeremyEr10 11 жыл бұрын
Its has a very Asian flavour, so its no surprise that it doesn't fit his taste. GrassJellydrink4Lyfe! :3
@mauritiuscountryball5339
@mauritiuscountryball5339 3 жыл бұрын
Grass jelly is the best especially when you refrigerate and drink in the summer
@RayVal53
@RayVal53 9 жыл бұрын
tastes very fishy umm... slightly sweet tang...
@smooooth_
@smooooth_ 9 жыл бұрын
M m m m m that's a 10
@bjornzek
@bjornzek 5 жыл бұрын
that top note
@bjornzek
@bjornzek 5 жыл бұрын
pure anchovy
@eldenboi8354
@eldenboi8354 5 жыл бұрын
@@bjornzek That cream
@eldenboi8354
@eldenboi8354 5 жыл бұрын
@@bjornzek pure vanilla
@DrShaym
@DrShaym 10 жыл бұрын
I once tried Spam, then bacon-flavored Spam. They both tasted really bland, but if you cook it and put seasoning on it, it's tolerable. My cat loved it. It also doesn't look anything like the luncheon meat he ate in the video. It just looks like a big, pink brick, and it doesn't have that yellow goo surrounding it.
@AgentTasmania
@AgentTasmania 10 жыл бұрын
Spam gets a bit of yellowy jelly around it and maybe bits of white fat if there's any empty volume around the meat in the can. If. Never even fractionally the space in that horror. I find spam plenty flavourful and nice. Sliced up, seared in a pan and in a sandwich. Mostly I like the light version because it's milder wheras the normal and baconised are a bit rich.
@KidPrarchord95
@KidPrarchord95 4 жыл бұрын
I really like SPAM. It's great, for what it is. Some flavors are definitely better than others, though.
@JRSanchez93
@JRSanchez93 3 жыл бұрын
Teriyaki Spam is surprisingly good with rice and sea weed.
@gdiridium5525
@gdiridium5525 3 жыл бұрын
@@JRSanchez93 someone's been watching Oh Cook i see
@JRSanchez93
@JRSanchez93 3 жыл бұрын
@@gdiridium5525 Not sure who that is actually. I got this from my cousin back in I think 07. He would make some brown sugar sauce with it and I think picked up the recipe in Hawaii or South Korean when he was stationed at one of them. But that channel must have good taste since they're really delicious.
@scrungycat407
@scrungycat407 8 жыл бұрын
"Oh, fucking christ." - Stuart Ashen, 2014
@toxoplasicity
@toxoplasicity 8 жыл бұрын
I'd fuck Jesus.
@robertplace8844
@robertplace8844 8 жыл бұрын
Saltiest Pearl if he was real
@toxoplasicity
@toxoplasicity 8 жыл бұрын
true
@thesupper9984
@thesupper9984 8 жыл бұрын
There is actually a fair amount of evidence that there was an historical Jesus.
@robertplace8844
@robertplace8844 8 жыл бұрын
tristram shandy get outta here with your religion bullshit
@mattbellamymate
@mattbellamymate 9 жыл бұрын
These videos always make me feel bad for the animals whose fate it was to die and be made into this inedible gruel.
@ChickenPika
@ChickenPika 9 жыл бұрын
mattbellamymate I don't think it bothers them after they're dead.
@mattbellamymate
@mattbellamymate 9 жыл бұрын
ChickenPika Cool, just off to piss on a gravestone.
@CappyGaming
@CappyGaming 9 жыл бұрын
mattbellamymate Dont think the other animals would be mad bout you peein on their dead friend... But pissin on a gravestone might cause severe head trauma.
@SephiranPrime
@SephiranPrime 9 жыл бұрын
mattbellamymate In all fairness, not making these products would be more wasteful. Were it not for hotdogs and luncheon meat, significantly more of non-choice cuts would go uneaten or be made into dog food. The fact is though that these products can be made exceptionally poorly with horrific amounts of meat gelatin and preservatives, to the point of being inedible.
@ChickenPika
@ChickenPika 9 жыл бұрын
mattbellamymate Which would distress living people, not the ex-person whose gravestone you're pissing on. My point still stands. I
@colmanbaldwinson9091
@colmanbaldwinson9091 9 жыл бұрын
Those anchovies looked good tbh
@Nazrat84
@Nazrat84 10 жыл бұрын
"But I thought American luncheon meat was cold cuts?" It is, What the fuck is that shit?
@B0nezee
@B0nezee 10 жыл бұрын
I call it shit in a can.
@torythefanman
@torythefanman 10 жыл бұрын
just give me some mac and cheese...
@DerpSquishy
@DerpSquishy 10 жыл бұрын
I never touched the stuff just give me mac and cheese, pepsi/cola, my laptop watching a whole run of Ashens marathon with everything together in harmony
@kaylaburney3789
@kaylaburney3789 10 жыл бұрын
+AlthoughNotAFlower nope, I'm from the south and that crap is hideous! That's not southern, that's alien!
@stagnantlasagna
@stagnantlasagna 8 жыл бұрын
i didn't know british people were legally allowed to hate tea ;-;
@michaelhall736
@michaelhall736 8 жыл бұрын
Stagnant Lasagna Where's the chuckle?
@dianasnow609
@dianasnow609 7 жыл бұрын
Stagnant Lasagna Actually,we're not.This guy is in exile.
@ArtyI
@ArtyI 7 жыл бұрын
We exile these sorts of people to Norwich
@jayneyy906
@jayneyy906 6 жыл бұрын
Stagnant Lasagna WERE NOT HE IS CLEARLY AN IMPOSTER!!!
@27648281
@27648281 6 жыл бұрын
Stagnant Lasagna I live in Hong Kong and it’s illegal to hate Chinese or English tea here.
@k-trashradio5163
@k-trashradio5163 9 жыл бұрын
a British guy who hates tea? what next an american that hates bacon?
@meanman55
@meanman55 9 жыл бұрын
Eh, I could take it or pass it if it's done right. To alleviate any confusion, "it" refers to bacon.
@smooooth_
@smooooth_ 9 жыл бұрын
+Lawrence White um um... Wha... What's next, an Israeli that hates falafel?
@meanman55
@meanman55 9 жыл бұрын
Astronautical Films I'm sorry that I don't fit into the 'American' stereotype. I'll try to conform better.
@joshuaha8730
@joshuaha8730 9 жыл бұрын
what next?a Japanese person who does not like sushi?Although I am actually korean.The reason that I said this is because sushi is common in Japan!
@meanman55
@meanman55 9 жыл бұрын
joshua ha I'm not Japanese, but I freaking love sushi!
@Alex-tx2em
@Alex-tx2em 9 жыл бұрын
"I put the whole thing in my mouth that might've been a mistake" xD I need to grow up.
@somebody_elses
@somebody_elses 9 жыл бұрын
Alex Almansoori lol
@lewiskeats9911
@lewiskeats9911 9 жыл бұрын
Not even...doesn't...come on...
@cutysadzify
@cutysadzify 9 жыл бұрын
Well, I guess I need to join you in Neverland bc I ain't ever growing up😂😂😂
@maxscardanelli6185
@maxscardanelli6185 7 жыл бұрын
Also, that's what she said.
@veridiumundaunted7978
@veridiumundaunted7978 6 жыл бұрын
Alex Almansoori have you grown up?
@hyenalord
@hyenalord 9 жыл бұрын
Exceptionally random thought, but for whatever reason seeing Ashens fill a wine glass with grass jelly drink makes me imagine him hosting a fancy dinner party, and everyone shows up in their best suits to be served on the most absolute budget plates and glasses, and the courses are all various things he found in tins at Poundland.
@TCFr97
@TCFr97 9 жыл бұрын
wait.. do you sit on the ground and eat off of a couch?
@JkEgsProductions
@JkEgsProductions 8 жыл бұрын
+Rex Mason same here
@blingblingboy5205
@blingblingboy5205 8 жыл бұрын
+Tristan Franken Ashens is just floating hands, so he dosent sit.
@blingblingboy5205
@blingblingboy5205 8 жыл бұрын
***** Magic.
@bigdom3810
@bigdom3810 8 жыл бұрын
+Donald Trump Probably the Mexicans (sorry but your name is Donald trump and I was obligated)
@gabrielglica8727
@gabrielglica8727 8 жыл бұрын
yes he did
@NikolajLepka
@NikolajLepka 11 жыл бұрын
"why the FUCK am I still drinking this?" xD
@nullwii
@nullwii 11 жыл бұрын
Must be more bad ass then when I posted it because he didn't censor it LOL
@NikolajLepka
@NikolajLepka 11 жыл бұрын
Antinull damn straight :U no but really I didn't see yours until after I clicked, and then I couldn't be bothered to remove it
@jehtlaggz8009
@jehtlaggz8009 8 жыл бұрын
I love this mans vocabulary lol "a hint of anus" I'm dead xD
@EctoCorvis13
@EctoCorvis13 5 жыл бұрын
That luncheon meat looks like something out of Jeffrey Dahmer's refrigerator.
@DragonHeartHisMajestyX
@DragonHeartHisMajestyX 4 жыл бұрын
More than the Baby Foot candy?
@rte3384
@rte3384 4 жыл бұрын
Who says that it isn’t
@Kbrusky15
@Kbrusky15 6 жыл бұрын
Hi! An American here. Most of us don't eat that luncheon meat stuff. That stuff in particular is a Dollar Tree line of canned meat.
@psychadeliclovenetwork5425
@psychadeliclovenetwork5425 4 жыл бұрын
It’s like fake me out spam
@Jay.Taylor
@Jay.Taylor 4 жыл бұрын
@@sully-coco I live in Cincinnati, so it's a little embarrassing to have that come from my hometown
@CanterburySteel
@CanterburySteel 4 жыл бұрын
Marilyn Belrose “been an American all my life”. You don’t fucking say hahah
@rainman8534
@rainman8534 4 жыл бұрын
Ant Bowie I mean, some people are canadians, some people are Ugandan.
@EarthwormShandy
@EarthwormShandy 4 жыл бұрын
I'd eat it
@blodguizer
@blodguizer 11 жыл бұрын
The luncheon meat is just a cheap Spam clone. Real Spam is actually quite nice, especially if you cook it first.
@Dead_Disco
@Dead_Disco 11 жыл бұрын
It's almost the same thing as a pork sausage without synthetic lining
@Durrpadil
@Durrpadil 2 жыл бұрын
Please never cease making this channel to make life at least somewhat bearable 😂
@DjVortex-w
@DjVortex-w 11 жыл бұрын
The fish at the beginning actually looked like it could be good.
@ShinyGundamZero
@ShinyGundamZero 8 жыл бұрын
Grass jelly drinks are actually pretty good. I was actually drinking one while watching this video, coincidentally enough. They have several flavors too (banana, coconut, lychee, honey, original, etc). Their good.
@ShinyGundamZero
@ShinyGundamZero 8 жыл бұрын
They're* stupid auto correct.
@razor1887
@razor1887 8 жыл бұрын
Did you notice this video is 2 years ago ? Lol
@ShinyGundamZero
@ShinyGundamZero 8 жыл бұрын
+ŔĂŹŐŔ x Nope, but I don't see why that matters. I was still drinking one as I watched this video. It's rare to see people that know about grass jelly drinks.
@flavorfulsoups
@flavorfulsoups 8 жыл бұрын
Have you ever tried it in mango flavor with popping boba? It's legitimately the best thing I've ever had.
@ShinyGundamZero
@ShinyGundamZero 8 жыл бұрын
+Meriel Welch I haven't tried that one. It sounds really good.
@rogo23
@rogo23 5 жыл бұрын
‘Coca cola that’s been filtered through a catheter bag’ what a sentence
@bunnyslugz1586
@bunnyslugz1586 9 жыл бұрын
I actually want to try the anchovies thing. They look like pretzels. ^ . ^
@lukebirrell
@lukebirrell 9 жыл бұрын
Ikr I really want to try them
@leinad3305
@leinad3305 9 жыл бұрын
They sure dont taste like them. Uuh gross...
@tektongaming9773
@tektongaming9773 9 жыл бұрын
+Morgan Freeman well where i live one bag is really cheap the are the sames and with salt
@ind3n
@ind3n 7 жыл бұрын
It's really good as a snack as you eatch TV
@tennumb
@tennumb 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@buttholeChecker
@buttholeChecker 9 жыл бұрын
"beaks, eyeballs and genitals"...
@killme3862
@killme3862 9 жыл бұрын
Maybe a hint of anus
@NobodyImportant69420
@NobodyImportant69420 9 жыл бұрын
TeamBlackFlag☡Gaming "A hint of anus" should be the title of a porno.
@NeoSaturos123
@NeoSaturos123 9 жыл бұрын
TeamBlackFlag☡Gaming Which chickens don't have.
@yetanother9127
@yetanother9127 9 жыл бұрын
***** They do have anuses (ani?), but not sphincters.
@rockah12
@rockah12 9 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a Frank Zappa song title.
@CurtisAlfeld
@CurtisAlfeld 9 жыл бұрын
Chickens don't have anuses. They have something called a "cloaca", which is both an anus and a reproductive organ.
@theroundduckman
@theroundduckman 9 жыл бұрын
+CurtisAlfeld That's even more disgusting/disturbing. :P
@theroundduckman
@theroundduckman 9 жыл бұрын
Seth Hultkrantz Some people believe in religions, dude, though I admit questioning my religion recently though. That said, pork isn't that healthy for you anyways.
@jimjams3186
@jimjams3186 9 жыл бұрын
The more you know
@darknessdestroyeroflifesso6997
@darknessdestroyeroflifesso6997 8 жыл бұрын
the males do
@kurvos
@kurvos 8 жыл бұрын
+RoundDuckMan I've heard that the most healthy meat you can eat is chicken breast and fish. So, yeah, you're not precisely missing out much by avoiding pork. Though, it makes you miss out on a lot of amazing Italian food, but... that's me speaking as a big lover of Italian food. XD lol
@nanochase
@nanochase 11 жыл бұрын
Dear Ashens, as a representative of the American people I would like to sincerly apologize for that bright pink meat product I hope this does not effect our countries relations However, as a consolation Ohio will be punished for this act of terrorism
@nanochase
@nanochase 11 жыл бұрын
***** Don't you remember that one time in Dubai At that club Pegasus, you looked at me, I looked at you and nothing else mattered Then we ravished each other in the men's stall and I did that thing with my finger you really liked and Italy watched us which is really his thing Does our love mean nothing to you!?! We could have had a home We could have had a family I don't care what are parents think Our love is real
@Necro2Mutou
@Necro2Mutou 11 жыл бұрын
No, only punish Cincinnati. The rest of ohio is not responsible for that disgusting mush.
@MrChilliJalapeno
@MrChilliJalapeno 11 жыл бұрын
You were still drinking the grass jelly because your British instincts kicked in and wanted dat tea.
@TheBreakingNorth
@TheBreakingNorth 11 жыл бұрын
8:35 *Millions of tea cups shattered as it drops*
@alteredizzy
@alteredizzy 8 жыл бұрын
theres good spam and bad spam. only way to find out is trial and error
@scottscott8123
@scottscott8123 8 жыл бұрын
damn
@RayVal53
@RayVal53 8 жыл бұрын
And if you find an error, hopefully someone will come along and find your remains!
@RayVal53
@RayVal53 8 жыл бұрын
The bad spam doesnt determine whose got a better pallet, it determines who died of food poisoning. Beware... BEWARE!
@MrTheMighty
@MrTheMighty 8 жыл бұрын
I've never met a "spam" I liked, but I enjoy potted meat, so I'd say to each his own. :)
@wary97
@wary97 10 жыл бұрын
I had to like it just for that very last end scene
@Asdxzzz
@Asdxzzz 11 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for your digestive system
@angelpichu1
@angelpichu1 11 жыл бұрын
i'm not gonna lie, when he opened that can of "chicken luncheon meat" i almost gagged.
@pringler1760
@pringler1760 7 жыл бұрын
Ashens doing a collab with Gordon Ramsey sounds good
@HamHatter
@HamHatter 11 жыл бұрын
Seeing one of these vids in my subscription list just makes me beam so much. :3
@sradactyl
@sradactyl 9 жыл бұрын
"I would guess China" *says "Made in Taiwan" on the can.*
@chill2-i3r
@chill2-i3r 6 жыл бұрын
Taiwan is china.
@ucucchchchcjivicyxdtxycjvj1941
@ucucchchchcjivicyxdtxycjvj1941 6 жыл бұрын
Arthek Japan never officially ceded Taiwan to China
@chill2-i3r
@chill2-i3r 6 жыл бұрын
The official name of Taiwan is the Republic of China so i am not wrong.
@groundzero1077
@groundzero1077 5 жыл бұрын
Taiwan is a myth
@emrefifty5281
@emrefifty5281 5 жыл бұрын
China we know = ( People's Republic Of China or PROC) Taiwan = Republic of China. I think have the right to exist,but because PROC is much more influencal most governments wont recognize Taiwan and the PROC wont do any business with them
@joosoo
@joosoo 8 жыл бұрын
As far as I know luncheon meat= canned meat like spam lunch meat= deli cold cuts but I'm not originally from America so who knows
@christophertrejo3365
@christophertrejo3365 8 жыл бұрын
コンペイトー you're right
@nickbillups7766
@nickbillups7766 4 жыл бұрын
08:30 STUART ASHEN: I Hate tea. BORIS JOHNSON: TRIGGERED
@nickbillups7766
@nickbillups7766 4 жыл бұрын
Hi there. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸
@RcNerd
@RcNerd 11 жыл бұрын
Ashens the words "filtered" & cathita bag seriously made me laugh up my jelly chunks.
@ReindeerNavy
@ReindeerNavy 11 жыл бұрын
catheter.
@RcNerd
@RcNerd 11 жыл бұрын
That's the one.
@CurtisAlfeld
@CurtisAlfeld 11 жыл бұрын
5:34 birds don't have genitals or anuses. They just have a cloaca, which serves as both.
@Teab8g
@Teab8g 11 жыл бұрын
BIRD NERD!
@UltimateHarbinger
@UltimateHarbinger 11 жыл бұрын
Lawrence G touché
@scottie2hottietfot
@scottie2hottietfot 11 жыл бұрын
Cool story bro
@TorinPocock
@TorinPocock 11 жыл бұрын
***** You mean a smart cloaca.
@UltimateHarbinger
@UltimateHarbinger 11 жыл бұрын
Torin Pocock lol
@arkhamCITAY
@arkhamCITAY 10 жыл бұрын
Ashens I can never stopp laughing when I watch you review things! Thank you!:D
@mmclauchlan1058
@mmclauchlan1058 8 жыл бұрын
My goodness! I love you! I'm so glad I've found this channel! After a hard days work I find myself having a good old laugh when watching your uploads! Goodnight from New Zealand x
@Brainhorn
@Brainhorn 11 жыл бұрын
To be fair, American canned meat usually looks nothing like that.
@pho3nix-
@pho3nix- 10 жыл бұрын
I love watching these while I eat
@Skawo
@Skawo 11 жыл бұрын
That tinned meat made me feel uneasy...and then you went back to try another piece. Whyyyyyy
@v2099
@v2099 11 жыл бұрын
it's actually suppose to be spam, but....
@Skawo
@Skawo 11 жыл бұрын
v2099 ...and spam is canned meat. Your...uh...point?
@sharpie443
@sharpie443 11 жыл бұрын
Skawo It's good if you know what to do with it. No one eats it straight out of the can.
@MrSnake9419
@MrSnake9419 11 жыл бұрын
Skawo It is canned meat and does not look anything like that.
@sharpie443
@sharpie443 11 жыл бұрын
Big Boss Right out of the can yes it is but fried on a sandwich it's nice.
@joshuabrown3525
@joshuabrown3525 2 жыл бұрын
As an American, we have tiny sausages, Spam, beef, Chef Boyrdee, and incredibly; some incredible soups. During WW2, troops would eat can foods all the time.
@Slapdash_86
@Slapdash_86 11 жыл бұрын
I still havnt seen anything on here id ever consider eating... Ashens I Salute your sacrifices
@UHFDubstep
@UHFDubstep 9 жыл бұрын
I love his commentary, and the videos in general. :)
@ZPEntertainment
@ZPEntertainment 11 жыл бұрын
That quote at 03:34 was outstandingly brilliant
@thatkakashi1
@thatkakashi1 3 жыл бұрын
I know this video is old, but Ashens: You're the best
@SharpHDGames
@SharpHDGames 10 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that these videos of his genuinely make me very hungry? Even though the food looks like something I've seen in my nightmares? xD
@Luke29121999
@Luke29121999 10 жыл бұрын
Same for me and i akways watch them in the night wich ends up with me eating ymth
@ChickenPika
@ChickenPika 10 жыл бұрын
Luke-Antra I've never had ymth. Is it good?
@Luke29121999
@Luke29121999 10 жыл бұрын
ChickenPika lol didnt see my typo i forgot what i wanted to say tough EDIT: Now i remeber i wanted to say smth
@ChickenPika
@ChickenPika 10 жыл бұрын
Luke-Antra I've never had smth either.
@GemmaBee14
@GemmaBee14 10 жыл бұрын
Every time I'm just thinking now what would that be like to eat? I sometimes think ashens has the best job in the world
@reetta7037
@reetta7037 11 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I'd want to see under that sofa cushion.
@settenovetre
@settenovetre 10 жыл бұрын
You're a true hero, sir.
@atsunome
@atsunome 5 ай бұрын
I still cannot get over Ashens hating tea - He singlehandedly crushed the most British stereotype ever into the dirt
@samholdsworth420
@samholdsworth420 2 ай бұрын
Barry doesn't like tea either lol
@nickij24
@nickij24 11 жыл бұрын
Lunch meats are usually cold cuts in the US. That is just a very very cheap form of mystery meat.
@adam1thomas120
@adam1thomas120 Жыл бұрын
4:14 Time for something that im *sure* is crap 🤣🤣🤣
@Squiddlezz
@Squiddlezz 10 жыл бұрын
that "chicken" luncheon meat looked horrific. I'm American and i wouldnt even agree to eat that. nonononono.
@CherryNobody
@CherryNobody 9 жыл бұрын
Same here 0.o
@speedevil22
@speedevil22 9 жыл бұрын
it looked like spam but worse. It's terrible that slim jims still have that mechanically separated chicken.
@zachbaker6023
@zachbaker6023 9 жыл бұрын
speedevil22 spam is the shit here in minnesota
@Squiddlezz
@Squiddlezz 9 жыл бұрын
Doctor Celly Its pretty popular in korea (Where my mom is from) so I eat it pretty often haha
@speedevil22
@speedevil22 9 жыл бұрын
Squidny Yeah, I heard it's a delicacy in South Korea. Don't worry, there's plenty of us Americans not eating it :D Take as much as you want!
@sophiealways2674
@sophiealways2674 4 жыл бұрын
I’m going through a really terrible time lately and have just discovered your videos. You make me full on belly laugh with the way you describe things “what sort of fucking maniac...”
@WeaselLevelDesign
@WeaselLevelDesign 10 жыл бұрын
The start of this episode made me very very hungry! I should stop watching videos at 5am
@GothinaHD-hj7im
@GothinaHD-hj7im 10 жыл бұрын
MMMM PINK SLIME (Are you hungry now, another Ashen's quote)...haha.
@WeaselLevelDesign
@WeaselLevelDesign 10 жыл бұрын
Gothina1999HD Not anymore! xD eeuurh
@bakuya99
@bakuya99 10 жыл бұрын
***** i like pink slime.
@rubrbox
@rubrbox 10 жыл бұрын
Gothina1999HD You are aware that the pink slime stuff is illegal now
@GothinaHD-hj7im
@GothinaHD-hj7im 10 жыл бұрын
Not really that shocking to be fair, who in their right mind would want to consume that?
@FantasticHaz_2
@FantasticHaz_2 6 жыл бұрын
"They've gone with the anatomy" Stuart mate, if you're ankle is sticking out from there then something is quite wrong.
@thefinestgames
@thefinestgames 9 жыл бұрын
8:40 Why the fuck am I still drinking this? Laughed so hard.
@RobVice
@RobVice 2 жыл бұрын
that ending is cursed 😂
@LampP0st
@LampP0st 8 жыл бұрын
mechanically separated chicken... that is what happens when you run over a chicken with a car :^) I am ashamed to be american... then again, I have never seen that shit on a shelf in a grocery store.
@LampP0st
@LampP0st 8 жыл бұрын
***** s-s-s-sp-sp-sp-spammmm
@LampP0st
@LampP0st 8 жыл бұрын
***** no I can't xD
@LampP0st
@LampP0st 8 жыл бұрын
MrOverCritical1989 ?
@TotallyNotJazzieOfCourse
@TotallyNotJazzieOfCourse 8 жыл бұрын
Spot the overly-sensitive american that was triggered by your joke.
@LampP0st
@LampP0st 8 жыл бұрын
TotallyNotJazzie o XD
@PPGIRL420
@PPGIRL420 9 жыл бұрын
The "luncheon meat" was absolutely disgusting. Even Spam looks more appetizing.
@asleeplessgamer
@asleeplessgamer 9 жыл бұрын
JAZZ HANDS Let's just say that if I had the choice between spam and...that, I would toss that shit as far away as possible and just stare at the can of spam until starvation takes effect.
@JohnJohnson-jq7de
@JohnJohnson-jq7de 9 жыл бұрын
asleeplessgamer Spam can be quite good when cooked properly.
@mattieerola937
@mattieerola937 9 жыл бұрын
Spam
@mattieerola937
@mattieerola937 9 жыл бұрын
Spam
@mattieerola937
@mattieerola937 9 жыл бұрын
I am spamming
@RagPlaysGames
@RagPlaysGames 8 жыл бұрын
"Cold Cuts" here in Canada are basically any sliced Deli meat you typically put on sandwiches or buns. Salami, Summer Sausage, Sliced Turkey/Chicken breast, Black Forest Ham, Kielbasa, Pepperoni, Montreal Smoked Meat etc.
@thomasjenkins7506
@thomasjenkins7506 8 жыл бұрын
it's the same in america.
@ShortFingeredShreder
@ShortFingeredShreder 8 жыл бұрын
It's the same in America. However, products labeled "Luncheon Meat" are usually meat byproducts. Luncheon Meat is the proper name for cold cuts, but when most products are called that, they are usually... shit. I actually like Spam, but that generic version that Ashens tried in this video is truly awful.
@alexander-ue1vf
@alexander-ue1vf 8 жыл бұрын
+ShortFingeredShreder Spam is amazing when fried and put in a sandwich with some pineapple. Literally anything can be done to spam to make it leagues better than raw.
@thomasjenkins7506
@thomasjenkins7506 8 жыл бұрын
***** fried spam and eggs is amazing.
@KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841
@KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841 8 жыл бұрын
Thomas Jenkins Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam. Wonderful spam, spammity spam!
@jlb9577
@jlb9577 2 жыл бұрын
If there’s anything i’ve learned on my Ashens binge, is that he has a morbid fascination for catheter bags
@ReapWhatYaSow
@ReapWhatYaSow 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to try this bit because I'm fucking stupid" - best line ever!
@wawaH20
@wawaH20 10 жыл бұрын
Those fried anchovies look delicious!
@markgilchrease9551
@markgilchrease9551 9 жыл бұрын
You are by far one of my favorite youtube.
@markgilchrease9551
@markgilchrease9551 9 жыл бұрын
KZbinrs
@lukebirrell
@lukebirrell 9 жыл бұрын
lol
@toffeelatte6042
@toffeelatte6042 4 жыл бұрын
"Why the fuck am I still drinking this" Me every Saturday night out after throwing up. Settle down Pierre Ashens.
@talfacprez
@talfacprez 11 жыл бұрын
You are right about what parts were used in the chicken. My eldest son is a production accountant for a more reputable chicken company, and tells of companies that take all of the chicken parts they refuse to use, and smash them all together to make small chicken loaves of canned fatty gooooness. SPAM came out with a chicken version of their mystery meat, and other companies are doing the same to compete.
@DanielBlack82
@DanielBlack82 11 жыл бұрын
The drink was the best "Why the fuck am i drinking this" :D
@Goldenkitten1
@Goldenkitten1 9 жыл бұрын
Where I am in the US "luncheon meat" DOES refer to cold cuts. I have no clue what horrible place this counts as luncheon meat, but they're getting the shaft.
@HaydenX
@HaydenX 6 жыл бұрын
"Luncheon meat" generally does refer to Spamalikes..."lunch meat" refers to cold, sliced sandwich meats such as bologna or salami. It's been that way for me in Michigan, Utah, and California.
@Ninjujitsu
@Ninjujitsu 6 ай бұрын
2:14 these were clams, and the sweet taste was ginger. The label says "shijimi shigure ni." Shijimi is a type of Japanese clam, and shigure means ginger. The taste is quite good, but you normally put them in soup. Miso soup would go well with the ginger flavor. Sorry for the delay.
@Nagifan7496
@Nagifan7496 11 жыл бұрын
A british person who hates tea......... BLASPHEMY
@rangerpru
@rangerpru 10 жыл бұрын
I think Ashens should be knighted for his bravery.
@NotSoMelancholy
@NotSoMelancholy 11 жыл бұрын
Isnt dinner and supper the same thing
@exakelgaming
@exakelgaming 11 жыл бұрын
nope, they're not the same thing.
@TwinXlyric
@TwinXlyric 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen this videos and the other food videos over 30 times 💀 they are just that good
@AstorReinhardt
@AstorReinhardt 11 жыл бұрын
Trust me that chicken spam like thing...that's not American's idea of "lunch meat". Cold cuts are though. Some of this shit..I don't know anyone who actually likes it. Though I have had a fried spam sushi thing at a hawaiian restaurant..quite good. Salty but the rice cuts through the salt nicely. Also holy shit a Brit who hates tea?! Dear god it's the end of days!
@SalthoTheNecro
@SalthoTheNecro 11 жыл бұрын
Also, that version of spam should be completely diffrent from what everyone thinks of spam, spam in hawaii is actual ham and not just ham byproducts, and tastes quite plesent... The tinned stuff... Now so much.
@AstorReinhardt
@AstorReinhardt 11 жыл бұрын
SalthoTheNecro Ah but the place wasn't in Hawaii, so they might have used spam...at any rate even if it was spam it was good...
@twiseart
@twiseart 3 жыл бұрын
Old comment but that style of “spam” sushi is called musubi!! It’s a traditional Hawaiian food
@timbyles4124
@timbyles4124 5 жыл бұрын
8:05. coca cola filtered through somebody's catheter bag. you lost me. ha ha ha ha
@NASCARFAN160
@NASCARFAN160 10 жыл бұрын
That fucking ending ending. I love you, Ashens.
@sammyp5398
@sammyp5398 8 жыл бұрын
what kind of foot has a bone sticking out of the very back of it
@alexeverett308
@alexeverett308 8 жыл бұрын
A broken one?
@drawmywayhome2207
@drawmywayhome2207 8 жыл бұрын
Kurt Cobain no shit
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