And we'll ignore the fact that it's a severed baby's foot XD
@jakenbake88559 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@slurmitshighlyaddictive56418 жыл бұрын
+Solskynn you haven't lived until you have eaten 40% edible foods, like cadbury eggs
@wolfyboy8 жыл бұрын
+Solskynn lol. what you DON'T know, is that the bone, is ACTUAL baby bone! XD lol
@deaththereaper368 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@ShadowYoshi-Vincent-4 жыл бұрын
I've watched this same video every year for the past 4 years now
@DavidEdwardBurry4 жыл бұрын
Thats dedication man
@ShadowYoshi-Vincent-4 жыл бұрын
@@DavidEdwardBurry That's just how I roll, man
@TheSegaSuperFan4 жыл бұрын
Same here. 😊 Glad to see I'm not alone
@nenben87594 жыл бұрын
Me2 Several times By accident
@MsAngie10114 жыл бұрын
I've watched it twice now
@S1RLANC39 жыл бұрын
I really like how he get's all disappointed when he actually eats something quite good.
@bentramer6822 жыл бұрын
Much like people watching the video
@haazenpfeffer4 жыл бұрын
In America, "Lunchmeat" does refer to cold cuts. That monstrosity was something more like Spam gone wrong.
@melonie_peppers4 жыл бұрын
Ok so what is Bologna? Is that a type of luncheon meat? In South Africa we have something called Polony which is similar
@haazenpfeffer4 жыл бұрын
@@melonie_peppers bologna in America is normally made of "mechanically separated pork and chicken"... It is very much like spam or hotdog meat, but pre-sliced and usually has a wax skin. Very common on sandwiches, but is also served fried.
@HappyBeezerStudios2 жыл бұрын
@@haazenpfeffer is that like mortadella or lyoner?
@kylehaas8642 жыл бұрын
@@HappyBeezerStudios Sure, those would be considered lunch meat. It's just a general term for any sort of sliced processed meat.
@obscure.reference11 ай бұрын
@@kylehaas864or unprocessed
@keyholes6 жыл бұрын
"Hint of Anus" the new fragrance by Ashens™
@O.A.K4 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for him to release the all new Scent of Scrotum™
@Crocs4cats4 жыл бұрын
I mean, Gwyneth Paltrow sells candles that smell like her vag, soooo…🤔🤨
@macofalltrades63963 жыл бұрын
@@Crocs4cats sign me RIGHT up.
@Jakub23 жыл бұрын
@@macofalltrades6396 just go to a harbor
@StevenOBrien5 жыл бұрын
Ashens: I'd better eat this food before it goes out of date Also Ashens: 180 YEAR OLD OLIVES
@IanC145 жыл бұрын
Tbf he didn't eat them
@deltius4 жыл бұрын
they go out of date after 181 years
@Marquis-Sade4 жыл бұрын
This is his motivation to actually eat this garbage.
@rickyvinh27654 жыл бұрын
@@ellaapril194 He corrected it after he uploaded the video. They turned out to be indeed 180 years old
@ellaapril1944 жыл бұрын
@@rickyvinh2765 is that so? I'm too lazy to check so I'll take your word for it, thanks.
@ethanfleming78218 жыл бұрын
"Why the *FUCK* am I still drinking this?"
@VintageRaspberry8 жыл бұрын
YEA i fricking love that part xD Best
@sirspookybones11188 жыл бұрын
Average ashens humour.....
@achivementace18 жыл бұрын
I've had that before, two things. One the grass jelly drink does have jelly but it's a bitch to get out of the can and two it's really sweet
@penguintears8257 жыл бұрын
um hi I loved that part 😂😂😂
@justanobody17268 жыл бұрын
*sips* *doesnt like it* *sips* *tastes awful* *sips* "Why the fuck am i still drinking this*
@HappyBeezerStudios11 ай бұрын
I guess that is what one calls aquired taste
@benJ4328 жыл бұрын
please everyone heed ashens warning i used one of those plates a few years back for a snack, my house and everything in it burnt to the ground and my insurance didn't cover acts of plate.
@nightfire97488 жыл бұрын
lol
@enderslayer958gamingvideos58 жыл бұрын
+Srg NightFire Its a sad story more me as well. I thought "This would be a plate to use my graham crackers on for my chocolates at midnight". Soon, my whole neighborhood caught fire, and the only thing left was the plate.
@Sparrow96128 жыл бұрын
So its the plate equivalent of the Crying Boy painting?
@lottomillionaire57727 жыл бұрын
Sparrow9612 Karl Pilkington fan? Lol
@elliottdodson507 жыл бұрын
Lotto millionaire play a record
@sunflowr728 жыл бұрын
"...like Coca Cola's been filtered through someone's catheter bag..." Lol I'm dying! 😂
@B1G_Dave10 жыл бұрын
8:41 "Why the **** am I still drinking this?!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
@masonmahumed61613 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna eat this bit because I'm fucking stewpid" My favorite line ever
@matthewbliss26739 жыл бұрын
"Ugh, that's not my thing" *takes another sip*
@mang2329 жыл бұрын
"Why the FUCK am I still drinking it?"
@lumaseed64905 жыл бұрын
@@mang232 jelly back to your grass
@SebbySenpai10 жыл бұрын
Oh Stuart... Is it wrong that your suffering gives me so much pleasure? :D
@SunOfCinder10 жыл бұрын
MrFirewolf18 Voltaire fan! :3
@karlkarl9310 жыл бұрын
So, when will the candy corner return?
@wayfareangel10 жыл бұрын
Ben Skoning Well, now I'm intrigued! Off to investigate who Sir Sebastian is.
@minihilly10 жыл бұрын
glanced over this, then I noticed it was sebastian...why haven't you uploaded anyshit in over 1/2 a year?
@Amoncaco10 жыл бұрын
If only you had a word to describe that feeling...
@OneTrueNobody9 жыл бұрын
In America, lunch meat usually just refers to standard slices of ham or turkey or chicken or what-have-you sliced up for sandwiches. When you get that stuff in a can, although they don't officially call themselves this unless they're the actual brand, it's usually called "Spam." Spam is an actual brand, but much like "Coke" the word sometimes just gets used generically to refer to similar products. Those tinned-up, preserved lunch-meat products are bleh to the extreme.
@Mandrew_9 жыл бұрын
Spam is good one every 10 years
@OneTrueNobody9 жыл бұрын
They're edible and not horrible, just... bleh. I wouldn't go out of my way to eat them if I had the choice of something else.
@theonetheycallwaffle41349 жыл бұрын
i'm going to buy spam and make myself a burger now ( Australian spam )
@JakeTVSalesman9 жыл бұрын
+A Nobody Reborn! spam is just as big in the uk
@OneTrueNobody9 жыл бұрын
I'll have to take your word on that. I wouldn't call it "big," per se, just well-known.
@scrungycat4078 жыл бұрын
"Oh, fucking christ." - Stuart Ashen, 2014
@toxoplasicity7 жыл бұрын
I'd fuck Jesus.
@robertplace88447 жыл бұрын
Saltiest Pearl if he was real
@toxoplasicity7 жыл бұрын
true
@thesupper99847 жыл бұрын
There is actually a fair amount of evidence that there was an historical Jesus.
@robertplace88447 жыл бұрын
tristram shandy get outta here with your religion bullshit
@EvilDoresh10 жыл бұрын
It chipped! That means the magic circle keeping snacks at bay is null and void!
@mattbellamymate9 жыл бұрын
These videos always make me feel bad for the animals whose fate it was to die and be made into this inedible gruel.
@ChickenPika9 жыл бұрын
mattbellamymate I don't think it bothers them after they're dead.
@mattbellamymate9 жыл бұрын
ChickenPika Cool, just off to piss on a gravestone.
@CappyGaming9 жыл бұрын
mattbellamymate Dont think the other animals would be mad bout you peein on their dead friend... But pissin on a gravestone might cause severe head trauma.
@SephiranPrime9 жыл бұрын
mattbellamymate In all fairness, not making these products would be more wasteful. Were it not for hotdogs and luncheon meat, significantly more of non-choice cuts would go uneaten or be made into dog food. The fact is though that these products can be made exceptionally poorly with horrific amounts of meat gelatin and preservatives, to the point of being inedible.
@ChickenPika9 жыл бұрын
mattbellamymate Which would distress living people, not the ex-person whose gravestone you're pissing on. My point still stands. I
@foxorian10 жыл бұрын
Oh man, Grass Jelly Drink. I get that stuff all the time when I visit the local asian supermarket. It you like bubble teas / boba drinks, you'd like this. It's pretty sweet actually and the grass jelly is delicious. Fun to chew on. I highly recommend it.
@theotakux59596 жыл бұрын
"They've gone with the anatomy" I don't know about you, but I don't have a bone jutting out of the back of my heel.
@otakunthevegan42066 жыл бұрын
TheOtakuX If you do happen to have a cartoon bone jutting out of your heel you should see a doctor immediately.
@ccleake14 жыл бұрын
Oh shit I thought everyone had that
@DragonHeartHisMajestyX4 жыл бұрын
@TheOtakuX What's weird was that Ashens just said that as soon as I scrolled down to your comment.
@PumpkinPails9 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that luncheon meat was bought at a dollar store. They always have all sorts of weird canned meats in there.
@deaththereaper368 жыл бұрын
I will bet that chicken wasn't even cooked either
@Person-fr5md8 жыл бұрын
+Reese Hanks or chicken
@mccoyrachel868 жыл бұрын
+Reese Hanks unfortunately it is lol
@evilwaldo578 жыл бұрын
+GummyTumor ya im from Cincinnati ohio and i've never seen that shit.
@PumpkinPails8 жыл бұрын
evilwaldo57 Congrats
@k-trashradio51639 жыл бұрын
a British guy who hates tea? what next an american that hates bacon?
@meanman559 жыл бұрын
Eh, I could take it or pass it if it's done right. To alleviate any confusion, "it" refers to bacon.
@smooooth_9 жыл бұрын
+Lawrence White um um... Wha... What's next, an Israeli that hates falafel?
@meanman559 жыл бұрын
Astronautical Films I'm sorry that I don't fit into the 'American' stereotype. I'll try to conform better.
@joshuaha87309 жыл бұрын
what next?a Japanese person who does not like sushi?Although I am actually korean.The reason that I said this is because sushi is common in Japan!
@meanman559 жыл бұрын
joshua ha I'm not Japanese, but I freaking love sushi!
@claudioauriemma58868 жыл бұрын
I LOVE anchovies!I could eat anchovies until my blood pressure goes through the roof and I die of a stroke!What a way to die!Those Thai sesame anchovies must be amazing!Peace to all
@hannibalburgers4774 жыл бұрын
Oh!Really!I am sure you are fond of anchovies!That's good!
@claudioauriemma58864 жыл бұрын
Undercooked Bat Soup SINGHA! I could drink (Nước mắm) (nam pla)! Whooo buddy peace to all!!✌️😁
@hannibalburgers4774 жыл бұрын
Sorry, but I was being sarcastic
@Lemma014 жыл бұрын
Claudio Auriemma id love em!
@ellaapril1944 жыл бұрын
I findthem really good with fried rice.
@stagnantlasagna8 жыл бұрын
i didn't know british people were legally allowed to hate tea ;-;
@michaelhall7367 жыл бұрын
Stagnant Lasagna Where's the chuckle?
@dianasnow6097 жыл бұрын
Stagnant Lasagna Actually,we're not.This guy is in exile.
@ArtyI6 жыл бұрын
We exile these sorts of people to Norwich
@jayneyy9066 жыл бұрын
Stagnant Lasagna WERE NOT HE IS CLEARLY AN IMPOSTER!!!
@276482816 жыл бұрын
Stagnant Lasagna I live in Hong Kong and it’s illegal to hate Chinese or English tea here.
@NikolajLepka10 жыл бұрын
"why the FUCK am I still drinking this?" xD
@nullwii10 жыл бұрын
Must be more bad ass then when I posted it because he didn't censor it LOL
@NikolajLepka10 жыл бұрын
Antinull damn straight :U no but really I didn't see yours until after I clicked, and then I couldn't be bothered to remove it
@wary9710 жыл бұрын
I had to like it just for that very last end scene
@TheGamefan100010 жыл бұрын
Who can truly say what is, and isn't art..?..
@buttholeChecker9 жыл бұрын
"beaks, eyeballs and genitals"...
@killme38629 жыл бұрын
Maybe a hint of anus
@NobodyImportant694209 жыл бұрын
TeamBlackFlag☡Gaming "A hint of anus" should be the title of a porno.
@NeoSaturos1239 жыл бұрын
TeamBlackFlag☡Gaming Which chickens don't have.
@yetanother91279 жыл бұрын
***** They do have anuses (ani?), but not sphincters.
@rockah129 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a Frank Zappa song title.
@ShinyGundamZero8 жыл бұрын
Grass jelly drinks are actually pretty good. I was actually drinking one while watching this video, coincidentally enough. They have several flavors too (banana, coconut, lychee, honey, original, etc). Their good.
@ShinyGundamZero8 жыл бұрын
They're* stupid auto correct.
@razor18878 жыл бұрын
Did you notice this video is 2 years ago ? Lol
@ShinyGundamZero8 жыл бұрын
+ŔĂŹŐŔ x Nope, but I don't see why that matters. I was still drinking one as I watched this video. It's rare to see people that know about grass jelly drinks.
@flavorfulsoups8 жыл бұрын
Have you ever tried it in mango flavor with popping boba? It's legitimately the best thing I've ever had.
@ShinyGundamZero8 жыл бұрын
+Meriel Welch I haven't tried that one. It sounds really good.
@wonderpierrot10 жыл бұрын
We don't just drink the grass jelly thing, we eat large chunks of it, literally. Slice a jellified canister in pieces, add ice, water and sugar, then you have a good snack! They taste alright, but the green jelly ones tend to be a lot better (plus you don't have to even add sugar).
@MrBobsmith234510 жыл бұрын
If you put it on shaved ice it's wonderful. Ai Yu jelly as well.
@zech00710 жыл бұрын
I agree that grass jelly in sugar water (hot water and sugar) and tons of ice is very cooling and refreshing.
@JeremyEr1010 жыл бұрын
Its has a very Asian flavour, so its no surprise that it doesn't fit his taste. GrassJellydrink4Lyfe! :3
@mauritiuscountryball53392 жыл бұрын
Grass jelly is the best especially when you refrigerate and drink in the summer
@DjVortex-w10 жыл бұрын
The fish at the beginning actually looked like it could be good.
@blodguizer10 жыл бұрын
The luncheon meat is just a cheap Spam clone. Real Spam is actually quite nice, especially if you cook it first.
@kyleh465010 жыл бұрын
It's almost the same thing as a pork sausage without synthetic lining
@Kbrusky156 жыл бұрын
Hi! An American here. Most of us don't eat that luncheon meat stuff. That stuff in particular is a Dollar Tree line of canned meat.
@psychadeliclovenetwork54254 жыл бұрын
It’s like fake me out spam
@Jay.Taylor4 жыл бұрын
@@cococowboah I live in Cincinnati, so it's a little embarrassing to have that come from my hometown
@CanterburySteel4 жыл бұрын
Marilyn Belrose “been an American all my life”. You don’t fucking say hahah
@rainman85344 жыл бұрын
Ant Bowie I mean, some people are canadians, some people are Ugandan.
@EarthwormShandy4 жыл бұрын
I'd eat it
@colmanbaldwinson90919 жыл бұрын
Those anchovies looked good tbh
@DrShaym10 жыл бұрын
I once tried Spam, then bacon-flavored Spam. They both tasted really bland, but if you cook it and put seasoning on it, it's tolerable. My cat loved it. It also doesn't look anything like the luncheon meat he ate in the video. It just looks like a big, pink brick, and it doesn't have that yellow goo surrounding it.
@AgentTasmania10 жыл бұрын
Spam gets a bit of yellowy jelly around it and maybe bits of white fat if there's any empty volume around the meat in the can. If. Never even fractionally the space in that horror. I find spam plenty flavourful and nice. Sliced up, seared in a pan and in a sandwich. Mostly I like the light version because it's milder wheras the normal and baconised are a bit rich.
@KidPrarchord954 жыл бұрын
I really like SPAM. It's great, for what it is. Some flavors are definitely better than others, though.
@JRSanchez933 жыл бұрын
Teriyaki Spam is surprisingly good with rice and sea weed.
@gdiridium55253 жыл бұрын
@@JRSanchez93 someone's been watching Oh Cook i see
@JRSanchez933 жыл бұрын
@@gdiridium5525 Not sure who that is actually. I got this from my cousin back in I think 07. He would make some brown sugar sauce with it and I think picked up the recipe in Hawaii or South Korean when he was stationed at one of them. But that channel must have good taste since they're really delicious.
@hyenalord9 жыл бұрын
Exceptionally random thought, but for whatever reason seeing Ashens fill a wine glass with grass jelly drink makes me imagine him hosting a fancy dinner party, and everyone shows up in their best suits to be served on the most absolute budget plates and glasses, and the courses are all various things he found in tins at Poundland.
@rogo235 жыл бұрын
‘Coca cola that’s been filtered through a catheter bag’ what a sentence
@RayVal539 жыл бұрын
tastes very fishy umm... slightly sweet tang...
@smooooth_9 жыл бұрын
M m m m m that's a 10
@bjornzek5 жыл бұрын
that top note
@bjornzek5 жыл бұрын
pure anchovy
@eldenboi83545 жыл бұрын
@@bjornzek That cream
@eldenboi83545 жыл бұрын
@@bjornzek pure vanilla
@Asdxzzz10 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for your digestive system
@Alex-tx2em9 жыл бұрын
"I put the whole thing in my mouth that might've been a mistake" xD I need to grow up.
@somebody_elses9 жыл бұрын
Alex Almansoori lol
@lewiskeats99119 жыл бұрын
Not even...doesn't...come on...
@cutysadzify8 жыл бұрын
Well, I guess I need to join you in Neverland bc I ain't ever growing up😂😂😂
@maxscardanelli61857 жыл бұрын
Also, that's what she said.
@veridiumundaunted79786 жыл бұрын
Alex Almansoori have you grown up?
@TCFranklin18 жыл бұрын
wait.. do you sit on the ground and eat off of a couch?
@JkEgsProductions8 жыл бұрын
+Rex Mason same here
@blingblingboy52058 жыл бұрын
+Tristan Franken Ashens is just floating hands, so he dosent sit.
@blingblingboy52058 жыл бұрын
***** Magic.
@bigdom38108 жыл бұрын
+Donald Trump Probably the Mexicans (sorry but your name is Donald trump and I was obligated)
@gabrielglica87278 жыл бұрын
yes he did
@SharpHDGames10 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that these videos of his genuinely make me very hungry? Even though the food looks like something I've seen in my nightmares? xD
@Luke2912199910 жыл бұрын
Same for me and i akways watch them in the night wich ends up with me eating ymth
@ChickenPika10 жыл бұрын
Luke-Antra I've never had ymth. Is it good?
@Luke2912199910 жыл бұрын
ChickenPika lol didnt see my typo i forgot what i wanted to say tough EDIT: Now i remeber i wanted to say smth
@ChickenPika9 жыл бұрын
Luke-Antra I've never had smth either.
@GemmaBee149 жыл бұрын
Every time I'm just thinking now what would that be like to eat? I sometimes think ashens has the best job in the world
@SDeww8 жыл бұрын
ok when in doubt or you cannot rad the language and wanna know where it is from look at the first 2 or 3 numbers of the bar code , here is the list 00 to 13 UCC (USA & Canada) us/ca 20 to 29 In-store numbers 30 to 37 GENCOD-EAN France fr 380 BCCI (Bulgaria) bg 383 EAN Slovenija si 385 EAN Croatia hr 387 EAN-BIH (Bosnia-Herzegovina) ba 400 to 440 CCG (Germany) de 45 + 49 Distribution Code Center DCC (Japan) jp 460 to 469 UNISCAN - EAN Russia (Russian Federation) ru 471 EAN Taiwan tw 474 EAN Estonia ee 475 EAN Latvia lv 476 EAN Azerbaijan az 477 EAN Lithuania lt 478 EAN Uzbekistan uz 479 EAN Sri Lanka lk 480 PANC (Philippines) ph 481 EAN Belarus by 482 EAN Ukraine ua 484 EAN Moldova md 485 EAN Armenia am 486 EAN Georgia ge 487 EAN Kazakhstan kz 489 HKANA (Hong-Kong) hk 50 e.centre gb 520 EAN HELLAS (Greece) gr 528 EAN Lebanon lb 529 EAN Cyprus cy 531 EAN-MAC (FYR Macedonia) mk 535 EAN Malta mt 539 EAN Ireland ie 54 EAN Belgium.Luxembourg be/lu 560 CODIPOR (Portugal) pt 569 EAN Iceland is 57 EAN Danmark dk 590 EAN Poland pl 594 EAN Romania ro 599 EAN Hungary hu 600 - 601 EAN South Africa za 608 EAN Bahrain bh 048 609 EAN Mauritius mu 611 EAN Maroc (Morocco) ma 613 EAN Algerie (Algeria) dz 616 EAN Kenya ke 619 Tunicode (Tunisia) tn 621 EAN Syria sy 622 EAN Egypt eg 624 EAN Libya ly 625 EAN Jordan jo 626 EAN Iran ir 627 EAN Kuwait kw 628 EAN Saudi Arabia sa 629 EAN Emirates ae 64 EAN Finland fi 690 - 695 Article Numbering Centre of China - ANCC cn 70 EAN Norge (Norway) no 729 Israeli Bar Code Association - EAN Israel il 73 EAN Sweden se 740 EAN Guatemala gt 741 EAN El Salvador sv 742 EAN Honduras hn 743 EAN Nicaragua ni 744 EAN Costa Rica cr 745 EAN Panama pa 746 EAN Republica Dominicana do 750 AMECE (Mexico) mx 759 EAN Venezuela ve 76 EAN Switzerland ch 770 IAC (Colombia) co 773 EAN Uruguay uy 775 EAN Peru pe 777 EAN Bolivia bo 779 CODIGO - EAN Argentina ar 780 EAN Chile cl 784 EAN Paraguay py 786 ECOP (Ecuador) ec 789 - 790 EAN Brasil br 80 to 83 INDICOD (Italy) it 84 AECOC (Spain) es 850 Camera de Comercio de la Republica de Cuba cu 858 EAN Slovakia sk 859 EAN Czech cz 860 EAN YU (Yugoslavia) yu 867 EAN DPR Korea (North Korea) kp 869 UCCET (Turkey) tr 87 EAN Nederland nl 880 EAN Korea (South Korea) kr 885 EAN Thailand th 888 SANC (Singapore) sg 890 EAN India in 893 EAN Vietnam vn 899 EAN Indonesia id 90 - 91 EAN Austria at 93 EAN Australia au 94 EAN New Zealand nz 955 EAN Malaysia my 958 EAN Macau mo 977 Periodicals (ISSN) 978 - 979 Books (ISBN) 980 Refund receipts 981 - 982 Common currency coupons 99 Coupons
@magicjoybox8 жыл бұрын
wew lad
@CJODell128 жыл бұрын
Very helpful.
@andreyzelinskiy36048 жыл бұрын
save
@hexyko48505 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@chongtak5 жыл бұрын
There are many countries missing on your list.
@Nazrat8410 жыл бұрын
"But I thought American luncheon meat was cold cuts?" It is, What the fuck is that shit?
@B0nezee10 жыл бұрын
I call it shit in a can.
@torythefanman10 жыл бұрын
just give me some mac and cheese...
@DerpSquishy10 жыл бұрын
I never touched the stuff just give me mac and cheese, pepsi/cola, my laptop watching a whole run of Ashens marathon with everything together in harmony
@kaylaburney378910 жыл бұрын
+AlthoughNotAFlower nope, I'm from the south and that crap is hideous! That's not southern, that's alien!
@alteredizzy8 жыл бұрын
theres good spam and bad spam. only way to find out is trial and error
@scottscott81238 жыл бұрын
damn
@RayVal538 жыл бұрын
And if you find an error, hopefully someone will come along and find your remains!
@RayVal537 жыл бұрын
The bad spam doesnt determine whose got a better pallet, it determines who died of food poisoning. Beware... BEWARE!
@MrTheMighty7 жыл бұрын
I've never met a "spam" I liked, but I enjoy potted meat, so I'd say to each his own. :)
@jehtlaggz80098 жыл бұрын
I love this mans vocabulary lol "a hint of anus" I'm dead xD
@ZPEntertainment10 жыл бұрын
That quote at 03:34 was outstandingly brilliant
@adam1thomas120 Жыл бұрын
4:14 Time for something that im *sure* is crap 🤣🤣🤣
@EctoCorvis135 жыл бұрын
That luncheon meat looks like something out of Jeffrey Dahmer's refrigerator.
@DragonHeartHisMajestyX4 жыл бұрын
More than the Baby Foot candy?
@rte33844 жыл бұрын
Who says that it isn’t
@TheBreakingNorth10 жыл бұрын
8:35 *Millions of tea cups shattered as it drops*
@bunnyslugz15869 жыл бұрын
I actually want to try the anchovies thing. They look like pretzels. ^ . ^
@lukebirrell9 жыл бұрын
Ikr I really want to try them
@leinad33059 жыл бұрын
They sure dont taste like them. Uuh gross...
@tektongaming97739 жыл бұрын
+Morgan Freeman well where i live one bag is really cheap the are the sames and with salt
@ind3n6 жыл бұрын
It's really good as a snack as you eatch TV
@bilza2476 жыл бұрын
Same
@joy035510 жыл бұрын
Lunch meats are usually cold cuts in the US. That is just a very very cheap form of mystery meat.
@ReapWhatYaSow3 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to try this bit because I'm fucking stupid" - best line ever!
@Squiddlezz9 жыл бұрын
that "chicken" luncheon meat looked horrific. I'm American and i wouldnt even agree to eat that. nonononono.
@CherryNobody9 жыл бұрын
Same here 0.o
@speedevil229 жыл бұрын
it looked like spam but worse. It's terrible that slim jims still have that mechanically separated chicken.
@zachbaker60239 жыл бұрын
speedevil22 spam is the shit here in minnesota
@Squiddlezz9 жыл бұрын
Doctor Celly Its pretty popular in korea (Where my mom is from) so I eat it pretty often haha
@speedevil229 жыл бұрын
Squidny Yeah, I heard it's a delicacy in South Korea. Don't worry, there's plenty of us Americans not eating it :D Take as much as you want!
@sradactyl9 жыл бұрын
"I would guess China" *says "Made in Taiwan" on the can.*
@day123336 жыл бұрын
Taiwan is china.
@ucucchchchcjivicyxdtxycjvj19416 жыл бұрын
Arthek Japan never officially ceded Taiwan to China
@day123336 жыл бұрын
The official name of Taiwan is the Republic of China so i am not wrong.
@groundzero10775 жыл бұрын
Taiwan is a myth
@emrefifty52815 жыл бұрын
China we know = ( People's Republic Of China or PROC) Taiwan = Republic of China. I think have the right to exist,but because PROC is much more influencal most governments wont recognize Taiwan and the PROC wont do any business with them
@Brainhorn10 жыл бұрын
To be fair, American canned meat usually looks nothing like that.
@nickbillups77664 жыл бұрын
08:30 STUART ASHEN: I Hate tea. BORIS JOHNSON: TRIGGERED
@nickbillups77664 жыл бұрын
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@HamHatter10 жыл бұрын
Seeing one of these vids in my subscription list just makes me beam so much. :3
@RcNerd10 жыл бұрын
Ashens the words "filtered" & cathita bag seriously made me laugh up my jelly chunks.
@ReindeerNavy10 жыл бұрын
catheter.
@RcNerd10 жыл бұрын
That's the one.
@CurtisAlfeld10 жыл бұрын
5:34 birds don't have genitals or anuses. They just have a cloaca, which serves as both.
@Teab8g10 жыл бұрын
BIRD NERD!
@UltimateHarbinger10 жыл бұрын
Lawrence G touché
@scottie2hottietfot10 жыл бұрын
Cool story bro
@TorinPocock10 жыл бұрын
***** You mean a smart cloaca.
@UltimateHarbinger10 жыл бұрын
Torin Pocock lol
@RagPlaysGames8 жыл бұрын
"Cold Cuts" here in Canada are basically any sliced Deli meat you typically put on sandwiches or buns. Salami, Summer Sausage, Sliced Turkey/Chicken breast, Black Forest Ham, Kielbasa, Pepperoni, Montreal Smoked Meat etc.
@thomasjenkins75068 жыл бұрын
it's the same in america.
@ShortFingeredShreder8 жыл бұрын
It's the same in America. However, products labeled "Luncheon Meat" are usually meat byproducts. Luncheon Meat is the proper name for cold cuts, but when most products are called that, they are usually... shit. I actually like Spam, but that generic version that Ashens tried in this video is truly awful.
@alexander-ue1vf8 жыл бұрын
+ShortFingeredShreder Spam is amazing when fried and put in a sandwich with some pineapple. Literally anything can be done to spam to make it leagues better than raw.
There's actually jelly cubes at the bottom of the grass jelly drink. I've had those before, they're pretty good compared to american sodas.
@jinlua10 жыл бұрын
It's delicious when it's cold~
@taloriedsaint9 жыл бұрын
even in America we would not have eaten that luncheon "meat"
@basedgyro91759 жыл бұрын
***** Best used as spackle, or bathroom grout. (But seriously, it's not that bad if you boil it, then fry it)
@Mir_Teiwaz9 жыл бұрын
I'm sure someone would, but I sure as hell wouldn't.
@Caldella9 жыл бұрын
It looks like cheap pet food. =( No way. I don't want it.
@goose_ganja70079 жыл бұрын
"even in America" .... stfu ... like being American makes you automatically have lower standards.
@korpifox54459 жыл бұрын
GooseGanja Like being a brit means you have bad teeth and drink warm beer...Logic!
@pho3nix-9 жыл бұрын
I love watching these while I eat
@Durrpadil Жыл бұрын
Please never cease making this channel to make life at least somewhat bearable 😂
@PPGIRL4209 жыл бұрын
The "luncheon meat" was absolutely disgusting. Even Spam looks more appetizing.
@asleeplessgamer9 жыл бұрын
JAZZ HANDS Let's just say that if I had the choice between spam and...that, I would toss that shit as far away as possible and just stare at the can of spam until starvation takes effect.
@JohnJohnson-jq7de9 жыл бұрын
asleeplessgamer Spam can be quite good when cooked properly.
@mattieerola9379 жыл бұрын
Spam
@mattieerola9379 жыл бұрын
Spam
@mattieerola9379 жыл бұрын
I am spamming
@Slapdash_8610 жыл бұрын
I still havnt seen anything on here id ever consider eating... Ashens I Salute your sacrifices
@serioushex38934 жыл бұрын
that grass jelly drink reminds me of the calvin and hobbes strip where he tries to sell dirty pond water with leaves in it as "herbal elixer of health"
@settenovetre10 жыл бұрын
You're a true hero, sir.
@FantasticHaz_25 жыл бұрын
"They've gone with the anatomy" Stuart mate, if you're ankle is sticking out from there then something is quite wrong.
@DragorElite9 жыл бұрын
A British person who hates tea?! WHAT?!
@づづ-e6w9 жыл бұрын
*rolls eyes*
@DragorElite9 жыл бұрын
***** This is so weird o.O
@manoman09 жыл бұрын
***** Can you build cars?
@The1AndOnliAbzy9 жыл бұрын
DragorElite Nope it's quite normal, not all british people like tea. I don't like it nor do most of my family. :P
@づづ-e6w9 жыл бұрын
i love tea lmao
@thecrowbarfoogle6477 жыл бұрын
11:42 "Who can truly say what is and isn't art." Stuart Ashen, 2014
@DanielBlack8210 жыл бұрын
The drink was the best "Why the fuck am i drinking this" :D
@alidipollo0010 жыл бұрын
He hates the drink and he's still drinking it,amazing.
@FIXTREME9 жыл бұрын
Taisun brand grass jelly drink has since become one of my favourite drinks
@jlb95772 жыл бұрын
If there’s anything i’ve learned on my Ashens binge, is that he has a morbid fascination for catheter bags
@talfacprez10 жыл бұрын
You are right about what parts were used in the chicken. My eldest son is a production accountant for a more reputable chicken company, and tells of companies that take all of the chicken parts they refuse to use, and smash them all together to make small chicken loaves of canned fatty gooooness. SPAM came out with a chicken version of their mystery meat, and other companies are doing the same to compete.
@Skawo10 жыл бұрын
That tinned meat made me feel uneasy...and then you went back to try another piece. Whyyyyyy
@v209910 жыл бұрын
it's actually suppose to be spam, but....
@Skawo10 жыл бұрын
v2099 ...and spam is canned meat. Your...uh...point?
@sharpie44310 жыл бұрын
Skawo It's good if you know what to do with it. No one eats it straight out of the can.
@MrSnake941910 жыл бұрын
Skawo It is canned meat and does not look anything like that.
@sharpie44310 жыл бұрын
Big Boss Right out of the can yes it is but fried on a sandwich it's nice.
@Kazciatarr10 жыл бұрын
I'm very sorry- Courtesy of Cincinnati
@sammyp53988 жыл бұрын
what kind of foot has a bone sticking out of the very back of it
@alexeverett3088 жыл бұрын
A broken one?
@drawmywayhome22078 жыл бұрын
Kurt Cobain no shit
@2pppppppppppppp65710 жыл бұрын
Lunch meat actually does normally refer to cold cuts in America. It just happened that this lunch meat was an exception.
@rangerpru10 жыл бұрын
I think Ashens should be knighted for his bravery.
@MrChilliJalapeno10 жыл бұрын
You were still drinking the grass jelly because your British instincts kicked in and wanted dat tea.
@joosoo7 жыл бұрын
As far as I know luncheon meat= canned meat like spam lunch meat= deli cold cuts but I'm not originally from America so who knows
@christophertrejo33657 жыл бұрын
コンペイトー you're right
@WeaselLevelDesign10 жыл бұрын
The start of this episode made me very very hungry! I should stop watching videos at 5am
@GothinaHD-hj7im10 жыл бұрын
MMMM PINK SLIME (Are you hungry now, another Ashen's quote)...haha.
@WeaselLevelDesign10 жыл бұрын
Gothina1999HD Not anymore! xD eeuurh
@bakuya9910 жыл бұрын
***** i like pink slime.
@rubrbox10 жыл бұрын
Gothina1999HD You are aware that the pink slime stuff is illegal now
@GothinaHD-hj7im10 жыл бұрын
Not really that shocking to be fair, who in their right mind would want to consume that?
@angelpichu110 жыл бұрын
i'm not gonna lie, when he opened that can of "chicken luncheon meat" i almost gagged.
@MoronicChunk110 жыл бұрын
im american. and that chicken looked fucking gross even by the standards of spam, which is kinda gross itself. i would never eat that. basing american food off of super processed slime like that would be like if i bought one of your poundland all day breakfasts and assumed thats what all british people ate. lol
@simpsonsim0710 жыл бұрын
Odd that poundland is an American run company
@Arcyse10 жыл бұрын
simpsonsim07 Except, it isn't. Pounds are used by the United Kingdom, and guess what, *Pound* land. P.S, this wasn't a Poundland special.
@simpsonsim0710 жыл бұрын
"On Tuesday 4 May 2010, it was announced that Poundland had been sold to US private equity firm Warburg Pincus for £200 million." From the wikipedia page,
@SpeedsMcRonalds10 жыл бұрын
Corey Ptaszek My favorite is some SPAM and Mac n' cheese. Dear lord that's so good.
@Punchyzen10 жыл бұрын
Corey Ptaszek Pan fried spam used in sandwiches and kim bap I find it very tasty... But I've never seen that fake "spam" that he got.
@pringler17607 жыл бұрын
Ashens doing a collab with Gordon Ramsey sounds good
@Goldenkitten19 жыл бұрын
Where I am in the US "luncheon meat" DOES refer to cold cuts. I have no clue what horrible place this counts as luncheon meat, but they're getting the shaft.
@HaydenX5 жыл бұрын
"Luncheon meat" generally does refer to Spamalikes..."lunch meat" refers to cold, sliced sandwich meats such as bologna or salami. It's been that way for me in Michigan, Utah, and California.
@markiangooley9 жыл бұрын
Slow-cooked shellfish have low shellfish-steam.
@Swanhub10 жыл бұрын
Yeah, lunchmeat usually refers to cold cut, sliced stuff from a deli or similar. That's definitely not lunch meat as humans understand it.
@TwinXlyric3 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen this videos and the other food videos over 30 times 💀 they are just that good
@lodziklocPL10 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to eat this, because I'm fucking stupid" - Ashens, 2014. This beats even Antonio Stella Bottom Tile.
@wabuk9710 жыл бұрын
nothing beats bottom tile haha
@PokeBallZSack10 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Marty had me in stiches, but to be fair Ashens made me laugh at his statement. Also, I found another British person that doesn't like tea! I'm not the only one, huzzah!
@barneybitch-tits236010 жыл бұрын
***** Because British people are known for liking tea
@lodziklocPL10 жыл бұрын
Swag Magician And Polish people are probably known for liking vodka and potatoes. Dude, get your bearings...
@UltimateHarbinger10 жыл бұрын
Swag Magician particularly English people whereas scots not so much
@Liggliluff3 жыл бұрын
(0:23) It chipped because you had a snack on it, duh!
@trashcompactorYT8 жыл бұрын
The baby foot is most likely American and sold as a Halloween novelty candy
@iheartcreeper25128 жыл бұрын
No
@fauxcuss8 жыл бұрын
+zacharyv11 ?
@Cloud_Strife19978 жыл бұрын
It is, and it is... .... and it tastes like plastic. Take it from me, I'm American.
@stevethepocket8 жыл бұрын
Definitely not American; you can spot American food a mile away from the large-print Nutrition Facts label (looks like the one on the chicken can).
@fargeeks8 жыл бұрын
+Smol Cloud Warriors Dude what part of America are you from? I never seen a babyfoot candy like this before
@LeahtheReds7 жыл бұрын
I still can't believe how much he bites off when he says "i'm going to take a bite". I expect a nibble but he just takes a full on bite. He's braver than I'll ever be
@AstorReinhardt10 жыл бұрын
Trust me that chicken spam like thing...that's not American's idea of "lunch meat". Cold cuts are though. Some of this shit..I don't know anyone who actually likes it. Though I have had a fried spam sushi thing at a hawaiian restaurant..quite good. Salty but the rice cuts through the salt nicely. Also holy shit a Brit who hates tea?! Dear god it's the end of days!
@SalthoTheNecro10 жыл бұрын
Also, that version of spam should be completely diffrent from what everyone thinks of spam, spam in hawaii is actual ham and not just ham byproducts, and tastes quite plesent... The tinned stuff... Now so much.
@AstorReinhardt10 жыл бұрын
SalthoTheNecro Ah but the place wasn't in Hawaii, so they might have used spam...at any rate even if it was spam it was good...
@twiseart3 жыл бұрын
Old comment but that style of “spam” sushi is called musubi!! It’s a traditional Hawaiian food
@thefinestgames9 жыл бұрын
8:40 Why the fuck am I still drinking this? Laughed so hard.
@NASCARFAN16010 жыл бұрын
That fucking ending ending. I love you, Ashens.
@joshuabrown35252 жыл бұрын
As an American, we have tiny sausages, Spam, beef, Chef Boyrdee, and incredibly; some incredible soups. During WW2, troops would eat can foods all the time.
@Just_Amatuer9 жыл бұрын
I live in Cincinnati, and I thank God by every day that I haven't seen that fucking luncheon meat.
@phoenixstarfire17359 жыл бұрын
I don't blame you. I live in Tiffin. Most of his stuff is foreign to me, but as soon as i see something from my home state, I cringe at our own products.
@swahiliwarlord21919 жыл бұрын
I'm from Cincinnati and that's the only thing I'm aloud to drink or eat
@swahiliwarlord21919 жыл бұрын
Help me
@NerosDrunkGaming9 жыл бұрын
Dayton, and I also thank all that is a thing I have never seen that.