And we'll ignore the fact that it's a severed baby's foot XD
@jakenbake88559 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@slurmitshighlyaddictive56419 жыл бұрын
+Solskynn you haven't lived until you have eaten 40% edible foods, like cadbury eggs
@wolfyboy9 жыл бұрын
+Solskynn lol. what you DON'T know, is that the bone, is ACTUAL baby bone! XD lol
@deaththereaper369 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@StevenOBrien5 жыл бұрын
Ashens: I'd better eat this food before it goes out of date Also Ashens: 180 YEAR OLD OLIVES
@IanC145 жыл бұрын
Tbf he didn't eat them
@deltius4 жыл бұрын
they go out of date after 181 years
@Marquis-Sade4 жыл бұрын
This is his motivation to actually eat this garbage.
@rickyvinh27654 жыл бұрын
@@ellaapril194 He corrected it after he uploaded the video. They turned out to be indeed 180 years old
@ellaapril1944 жыл бұрын
@@rickyvinh2765 is that so? I'm too lazy to check so I'll take your word for it, thanks.
@keyholes6 жыл бұрын
"Hint of Anus" the new fragrance by Ashens™
@O.A.K4 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for him to release the all new Scent of Scrotum™
@Crocs4cats4 жыл бұрын
I mean, Gwyneth Paltrow sells candles that smell like her vag, soooo…🤔🤨
@Jakub24 жыл бұрын
@McCannon Vaughn just go to a harbor
@haazenpfeffer4 жыл бұрын
In America, "Lunchmeat" does refer to cold cuts. That monstrosity was something more like Spam gone wrong.
@melonie_peppers4 жыл бұрын
Ok so what is Bologna? Is that a type of luncheon meat? In South Africa we have something called Polony which is similar
@haazenpfeffer4 жыл бұрын
@@melonie_peppers bologna in America is normally made of "mechanically separated pork and chicken"... It is very much like spam or hotdog meat, but pre-sliced and usually has a wax skin. Very common on sandwiches, but is also served fried.
@HappyBeezerStudios2 жыл бұрын
@@haazenpfeffer is that like mortadella or lyoner?
@kylehaas8642 жыл бұрын
@@HappyBeezerStudios Sure, those would be considered lunch meat. It's just a general term for any sort of sliced processed meat.
@obscure.reference Жыл бұрын
@@kylehaas864or unprocessed
@S1RLANC39 жыл бұрын
I really like how he get's all disappointed when he actually eats something quite good.
@bentramer6822 жыл бұрын
Much like people watching the video
@sunflowr728 жыл бұрын
"...like Coca Cola's been filtered through someone's catheter bag..." Lol I'm dying! 😂
@B1G_Dave10 жыл бұрын
8:41 "Why the **** am I still drinking this?!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
@justanobody17268 жыл бұрын
*sips* *doesnt like it* *sips* *tastes awful* *sips* "Why the fuck am i still drinking this*
@HappyBeezerStudios Жыл бұрын
I guess that is what one calls aquired taste
@ShadowYoshi-Vincent-5 жыл бұрын
I've watched this same video every year for the past 4 years now
@DavidEdwardBurry4 жыл бұрын
Thats dedication man
@ShadowYoshi-Vincent-4 жыл бұрын
@@DavidEdwardBurry That's just how I roll, man
@TheSegaSuperFan4 жыл бұрын
Same here. 😊 Glad to see I'm not alone
@nenben87594 жыл бұрын
Me2 Several times By accident
@MsAngie10114 жыл бұрын
I've watched it twice now
@benJ4328 жыл бұрын
please everyone heed ashens warning i used one of those plates a few years back for a snack, my house and everything in it burnt to the ground and my insurance didn't cover acts of plate.
@nightfire97488 жыл бұрын
lol
@enderslayer958gamingvideos58 жыл бұрын
+Srg NightFire Its a sad story more me as well. I thought "This would be a plate to use my graham crackers on for my chocolates at midnight". Soon, my whole neighborhood caught fire, and the only thing left was the plate.
@Sparrow96128 жыл бұрын
So its the plate equivalent of the Crying Boy painting?
@lottomillionaire57727 жыл бұрын
Sparrow9612 Karl Pilkington fan? Lol
@elliottdodson507 жыл бұрын
Lotto millionaire play a record
@masonmahumed61613 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna eat this bit because I'm fucking stewpid" My favorite line ever
@ethanfleming78218 жыл бұрын
"Why the *FUCK* am I still drinking this?"
@VintageRaspberry8 жыл бұрын
YEA i fricking love that part xD Best
@sirspookybones11188 жыл бұрын
Average ashens humour.....
@achivementace18 жыл бұрын
I've had that before, two things. One the grass jelly drink does have jelly but it's a bitch to get out of the can and two it's really sweet
@penguintears8257 жыл бұрын
um hi I loved that part 😂😂😂
@foxorian11 жыл бұрын
Oh man, Grass Jelly Drink. I get that stuff all the time when I visit the local asian supermarket. It you like bubble teas / boba drinks, you'd like this. It's pretty sweet actually and the grass jelly is delicious. Fun to chew on. I highly recommend it.
@OneTrueNobody9 жыл бұрын
In America, lunch meat usually just refers to standard slices of ham or turkey or chicken or what-have-you sliced up for sandwiches. When you get that stuff in a can, although they don't officially call themselves this unless they're the actual brand, it's usually called "Spam." Spam is an actual brand, but much like "Coke" the word sometimes just gets used generically to refer to similar products. Those tinned-up, preserved lunch-meat products are bleh to the extreme.
@Mandrew_9 жыл бұрын
Spam is good one every 10 years
@OneTrueNobody9 жыл бұрын
They're edible and not horrible, just... bleh. I wouldn't go out of my way to eat them if I had the choice of something else.
@theonetheycallwaffle41349 жыл бұрын
i'm going to buy spam and make myself a burger now ( Australian spam )
@JakeTVSalesman9 жыл бұрын
+A Nobody Reborn! spam is just as big in the uk
@OneTrueNobody9 жыл бұрын
I'll have to take your word on that. I wouldn't call it "big," per se, just well-known.
@matthewbliss26739 жыл бұрын
"Ugh, that's not my thing" *takes another sip*
@mang2329 жыл бұрын
"Why the FUCK am I still drinking it?"
@lumaseed64905 жыл бұрын
@@mang232 jelly back to your grass
@claudioauriemma58868 жыл бұрын
I LOVE anchovies!I could eat anchovies until my blood pressure goes through the roof and I die of a stroke!What a way to die!Those Thai sesame anchovies must be amazing!Peace to all
@hannibalburgers4774 жыл бұрын
Oh!Really!I am sure you are fond of anchovies!That's good!
@claudioauriemma58864 жыл бұрын
Undercooked Bat Soup SINGHA! I could drink (Nước mắm) (nam pla)! Whooo buddy peace to all!!✌️😁
@hannibalburgers4774 жыл бұрын
Sorry, but I was being sarcastic
@Lemma014 жыл бұрын
Claudio Auriemma id love em!
@ellaapril1944 жыл бұрын
I findthem really good with fried rice.
@EvilDoresh11 жыл бұрын
It chipped! That means the magic circle keeping snacks at bay is null and void!
@PumpkinPails9 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that luncheon meat was bought at a dollar store. They always have all sorts of weird canned meats in there.
@deaththereaper369 жыл бұрын
I will bet that chicken wasn't even cooked either
@Person-fr5md9 жыл бұрын
+Reese Hanks or chicken
@mccoyrachel868 жыл бұрын
+Reese Hanks unfortunately it is lol
@evilwaldo578 жыл бұрын
+GummyTumor ya im from Cincinnati ohio and i've never seen that shit.
@PumpkinPails8 жыл бұрын
evilwaldo57 Congrats
@SebbySenpai11 жыл бұрын
Oh Stuart... Is it wrong that your suffering gives me so much pleasure? :D
@SunOfCinder11 жыл бұрын
MrFirewolf18 Voltaire fan! :3
@karlkarl9311 жыл бұрын
So, when will the candy corner return?
@wayfareangel11 жыл бұрын
Ben Skoning Well, now I'm intrigued! Off to investigate who Sir Sebastian is.
@minihilly11 жыл бұрын
glanced over this, then I noticed it was sebastian...why haven't you uploaded anyshit in over 1/2 a year?
@Amoncaco11 жыл бұрын
If only you had a word to describe that feeling...
@theotakux59596 жыл бұрын
"They've gone with the anatomy" I don't know about you, but I don't have a bone jutting out of the back of my heel.
@otakunthevegan42066 жыл бұрын
TheOtakuX If you do happen to have a cartoon bone jutting out of your heel you should see a doctor immediately.
@ccleake15 жыл бұрын
Oh shit I thought everyone had that
@DragonHeartHisMajestyX4 жыл бұрын
@TheOtakuX What's weird was that Ashens just said that as soon as I scrolled down to your comment.
@wonderpierrot11 жыл бұрын
We don't just drink the grass jelly thing, we eat large chunks of it, literally. Slice a jellified canister in pieces, add ice, water and sugar, then you have a good snack! They taste alright, but the green jelly ones tend to be a lot better (plus you don't have to even add sugar).
@MrBobsmith234511 жыл бұрын
If you put it on shaved ice it's wonderful. Ai Yu jelly as well.
@zech00711 жыл бұрын
I agree that grass jelly in sugar water (hot water and sugar) and tons of ice is very cooling and refreshing.
@JeremyEr1011 жыл бұрын
Its has a very Asian flavour, so its no surprise that it doesn't fit his taste. GrassJellydrink4Lyfe! :3
@mauritiuscountryball53393 жыл бұрын
Grass jelly is the best especially when you refrigerate and drink in the summer
@RayVal539 жыл бұрын
tastes very fishy umm... slightly sweet tang...
@smooooth_9 жыл бұрын
M m m m m that's a 10
@bjornzek5 жыл бұрын
that top note
@bjornzek5 жыл бұрын
pure anchovy
@eldenboi83545 жыл бұрын
@@bjornzek That cream
@eldenboi83545 жыл бұрын
@@bjornzek pure vanilla
@DrShaym10 жыл бұрын
I once tried Spam, then bacon-flavored Spam. They both tasted really bland, but if you cook it and put seasoning on it, it's tolerable. My cat loved it. It also doesn't look anything like the luncheon meat he ate in the video. It just looks like a big, pink brick, and it doesn't have that yellow goo surrounding it.
@AgentTasmania10 жыл бұрын
Spam gets a bit of yellowy jelly around it and maybe bits of white fat if there's any empty volume around the meat in the can. If. Never even fractionally the space in that horror. I find spam plenty flavourful and nice. Sliced up, seared in a pan and in a sandwich. Mostly I like the light version because it's milder wheras the normal and baconised are a bit rich.
@KidPrarchord954 жыл бұрын
I really like SPAM. It's great, for what it is. Some flavors are definitely better than others, though.
@JRSanchez933 жыл бұрын
Teriyaki Spam is surprisingly good with rice and sea weed.
@gdiridium55253 жыл бұрын
@@JRSanchez93 someone's been watching Oh Cook i see
@JRSanchez933 жыл бұрын
@@gdiridium5525 Not sure who that is actually. I got this from my cousin back in I think 07. He would make some brown sugar sauce with it and I think picked up the recipe in Hawaii or South Korean when he was stationed at one of them. But that channel must have good taste since they're really delicious.
@scrungycat4078 жыл бұрын
"Oh, fucking christ." - Stuart Ashen, 2014
@toxoplasicity8 жыл бұрын
I'd fuck Jesus.
@robertplace88448 жыл бұрын
Saltiest Pearl if he was real
@toxoplasicity8 жыл бұрын
true
@thesupper99848 жыл бұрын
There is actually a fair amount of evidence that there was an historical Jesus.
@robertplace88448 жыл бұрын
tristram shandy get outta here with your religion bullshit
@mattbellamymate9 жыл бұрын
These videos always make me feel bad for the animals whose fate it was to die and be made into this inedible gruel.
@ChickenPika9 жыл бұрын
mattbellamymate I don't think it bothers them after they're dead.
@mattbellamymate9 жыл бұрын
ChickenPika Cool, just off to piss on a gravestone.
@CappyGaming9 жыл бұрын
mattbellamymate Dont think the other animals would be mad bout you peein on their dead friend... But pissin on a gravestone might cause severe head trauma.
@SephiranPrime9 жыл бұрын
mattbellamymate In all fairness, not making these products would be more wasteful. Were it not for hotdogs and luncheon meat, significantly more of non-choice cuts would go uneaten or be made into dog food. The fact is though that these products can be made exceptionally poorly with horrific amounts of meat gelatin and preservatives, to the point of being inedible.
@ChickenPika9 жыл бұрын
mattbellamymate Which would distress living people, not the ex-person whose gravestone you're pissing on. My point still stands. I
@colmanbaldwinson90919 жыл бұрын
Those anchovies looked good tbh
@Nazrat8410 жыл бұрын
"But I thought American luncheon meat was cold cuts?" It is, What the fuck is that shit?
@B0nezee10 жыл бұрын
I call it shit in a can.
@torythefanman10 жыл бұрын
just give me some mac and cheese...
@DerpSquishy10 жыл бұрын
I never touched the stuff just give me mac and cheese, pepsi/cola, my laptop watching a whole run of Ashens marathon with everything together in harmony
@kaylaburney378910 жыл бұрын
+AlthoughNotAFlower nope, I'm from the south and that crap is hideous! That's not southern, that's alien!
@stagnantlasagna8 жыл бұрын
i didn't know british people were legally allowed to hate tea ;-;
@michaelhall7368 жыл бұрын
Stagnant Lasagna Where's the chuckle?
@dianasnow6097 жыл бұрын
Stagnant Lasagna Actually,we're not.This guy is in exile.
@ArtyI7 жыл бұрын
We exile these sorts of people to Norwich
@jayneyy9066 жыл бұрын
Stagnant Lasagna WERE NOT HE IS CLEARLY AN IMPOSTER!!!
@276482816 жыл бұрын
Stagnant Lasagna I live in Hong Kong and it’s illegal to hate Chinese or English tea here.
@k-trashradio51639 жыл бұрын
a British guy who hates tea? what next an american that hates bacon?
@meanman559 жыл бұрын
Eh, I could take it or pass it if it's done right. To alleviate any confusion, "it" refers to bacon.
@smooooth_9 жыл бұрын
+Lawrence White um um... Wha... What's next, an Israeli that hates falafel?
@meanman559 жыл бұрын
Astronautical Films I'm sorry that I don't fit into the 'American' stereotype. I'll try to conform better.
@joshuaha87309 жыл бұрын
what next?a Japanese person who does not like sushi?Although I am actually korean.The reason that I said this is because sushi is common in Japan!
@meanman559 жыл бұрын
joshua ha I'm not Japanese, but I freaking love sushi!
@Alex-tx2em9 жыл бұрын
"I put the whole thing in my mouth that might've been a mistake" xD I need to grow up.
@somebody_elses9 жыл бұрын
Alex Almansoori lol
@lewiskeats99119 жыл бұрын
Not even...doesn't...come on...
@cutysadzify9 жыл бұрын
Well, I guess I need to join you in Neverland bc I ain't ever growing up😂😂😂
@maxscardanelli61857 жыл бұрын
Also, that's what she said.
@veridiumundaunted79786 жыл бұрын
Alex Almansoori have you grown up?
@hyenalord9 жыл бұрын
Exceptionally random thought, but for whatever reason seeing Ashens fill a wine glass with grass jelly drink makes me imagine him hosting a fancy dinner party, and everyone shows up in their best suits to be served on the most absolute budget plates and glasses, and the courses are all various things he found in tins at Poundland.
@TCFr979 жыл бұрын
wait.. do you sit on the ground and eat off of a couch?
@JkEgsProductions8 жыл бұрын
+Rex Mason same here
@blingblingboy52058 жыл бұрын
+Tristan Franken Ashens is just floating hands, so he dosent sit.
@blingblingboy52058 жыл бұрын
***** Magic.
@bigdom38108 жыл бұрын
+Donald Trump Probably the Mexicans (sorry but your name is Donald trump and I was obligated)
@gabrielglica87278 жыл бұрын
yes he did
@NikolajLepka11 жыл бұрын
"why the FUCK am I still drinking this?" xD
@nullwii11 жыл бұрын
Must be more bad ass then when I posted it because he didn't censor it LOL
@NikolajLepka11 жыл бұрын
Antinull damn straight :U no but really I didn't see yours until after I clicked, and then I couldn't be bothered to remove it
@jehtlaggz80098 жыл бұрын
I love this mans vocabulary lol "a hint of anus" I'm dead xD
@EctoCorvis135 жыл бұрын
That luncheon meat looks like something out of Jeffrey Dahmer's refrigerator.
@DragonHeartHisMajestyX4 жыл бұрын
More than the Baby Foot candy?
@rte33844 жыл бұрын
Who says that it isn’t
@Kbrusky156 жыл бұрын
Hi! An American here. Most of us don't eat that luncheon meat stuff. That stuff in particular is a Dollar Tree line of canned meat.
@psychadeliclovenetwork54254 жыл бұрын
It’s like fake me out spam
@Jay.Taylor4 жыл бұрын
@@sully-coco I live in Cincinnati, so it's a little embarrassing to have that come from my hometown
@CanterburySteel4 жыл бұрын
Marilyn Belrose “been an American all my life”. You don’t fucking say hahah
@rainman85344 жыл бұрын
Ant Bowie I mean, some people are canadians, some people are Ugandan.
@EarthwormShandy4 жыл бұрын
I'd eat it
@blodguizer11 жыл бұрын
The luncheon meat is just a cheap Spam clone. Real Spam is actually quite nice, especially if you cook it first.
@Dead_Disco11 жыл бұрын
It's almost the same thing as a pork sausage without synthetic lining
@Durrpadil2 жыл бұрын
Please never cease making this channel to make life at least somewhat bearable 😂
@DjVortex-w11 жыл бұрын
The fish at the beginning actually looked like it could be good.
@ShinyGundamZero8 жыл бұрын
Grass jelly drinks are actually pretty good. I was actually drinking one while watching this video, coincidentally enough. They have several flavors too (banana, coconut, lychee, honey, original, etc). Their good.
@ShinyGundamZero8 жыл бұрын
They're* stupid auto correct.
@razor18878 жыл бұрын
Did you notice this video is 2 years ago ? Lol
@ShinyGundamZero8 жыл бұрын
+ŔĂŹŐŔ x Nope, but I don't see why that matters. I was still drinking one as I watched this video. It's rare to see people that know about grass jelly drinks.
@flavorfulsoups8 жыл бұрын
Have you ever tried it in mango flavor with popping boba? It's legitimately the best thing I've ever had.
@ShinyGundamZero8 жыл бұрын
+Meriel Welch I haven't tried that one. It sounds really good.
@rogo235 жыл бұрын
‘Coca cola that’s been filtered through a catheter bag’ what a sentence
@bunnyslugz15869 жыл бұрын
I actually want to try the anchovies thing. They look like pretzels. ^ . ^
@lukebirrell9 жыл бұрын
Ikr I really want to try them
@leinad33059 жыл бұрын
They sure dont taste like them. Uuh gross...
@tektongaming97739 жыл бұрын
+Morgan Freeman well where i live one bag is really cheap the are the sames and with salt
@ind3n7 жыл бұрын
It's really good as a snack as you eatch TV
@tennumb6 жыл бұрын
Same
@buttholeChecker9 жыл бұрын
"beaks, eyeballs and genitals"...
@killme38629 жыл бұрын
Maybe a hint of anus
@NobodyImportant694209 жыл бұрын
TeamBlackFlag☡Gaming "A hint of anus" should be the title of a porno.
@NeoSaturos1239 жыл бұрын
TeamBlackFlag☡Gaming Which chickens don't have.
@yetanother91279 жыл бұрын
***** They do have anuses (ani?), but not sphincters.
@rockah129 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a Frank Zappa song title.
@CurtisAlfeld9 жыл бұрын
Chickens don't have anuses. They have something called a "cloaca", which is both an anus and a reproductive organ.
@theroundduckman9 жыл бұрын
+CurtisAlfeld That's even more disgusting/disturbing. :P
@theroundduckman9 жыл бұрын
Seth Hultkrantz Some people believe in religions, dude, though I admit questioning my religion recently though. That said, pork isn't that healthy for you anyways.
@jimjams31869 жыл бұрын
The more you know
@darknessdestroyeroflifesso69978 жыл бұрын
the males do
@kurvos8 жыл бұрын
+RoundDuckMan I've heard that the most healthy meat you can eat is chicken breast and fish. So, yeah, you're not precisely missing out much by avoiding pork. Though, it makes you miss out on a lot of amazing Italian food, but... that's me speaking as a big lover of Italian food. XD lol
@nanochase11 жыл бұрын
Dear Ashens, as a representative of the American people I would like to sincerly apologize for that bright pink meat product I hope this does not effect our countries relations However, as a consolation Ohio will be punished for this act of terrorism
@nanochase11 жыл бұрын
***** Don't you remember that one time in Dubai At that club Pegasus, you looked at me, I looked at you and nothing else mattered Then we ravished each other in the men's stall and I did that thing with my finger you really liked and Italy watched us which is really his thing Does our love mean nothing to you!?! We could have had a home We could have had a family I don't care what are parents think Our love is real
@Necro2Mutou11 жыл бұрын
No, only punish Cincinnati. The rest of ohio is not responsible for that disgusting mush.
@MrChilliJalapeno11 жыл бұрын
You were still drinking the grass jelly because your British instincts kicked in and wanted dat tea.
@TheBreakingNorth11 жыл бұрын
8:35 *Millions of tea cups shattered as it drops*
@alteredizzy8 жыл бұрын
theres good spam and bad spam. only way to find out is trial and error
@scottscott81238 жыл бұрын
damn
@RayVal538 жыл бұрын
And if you find an error, hopefully someone will come along and find your remains!
@RayVal538 жыл бұрын
The bad spam doesnt determine whose got a better pallet, it determines who died of food poisoning. Beware... BEWARE!
@MrTheMighty8 жыл бұрын
I've never met a "spam" I liked, but I enjoy potted meat, so I'd say to each his own. :)
@wary9710 жыл бұрын
I had to like it just for that very last end scene
@Asdxzzz11 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for your digestive system
@angelpichu111 жыл бұрын
i'm not gonna lie, when he opened that can of "chicken luncheon meat" i almost gagged.
@pringler17607 жыл бұрын
Ashens doing a collab with Gordon Ramsey sounds good
@HamHatter11 жыл бұрын
Seeing one of these vids in my subscription list just makes me beam so much. :3
@sradactyl9 жыл бұрын
"I would guess China" *says "Made in Taiwan" on the can.*
@chill2-i3r6 жыл бұрын
Taiwan is china.
@ucucchchchcjivicyxdtxycjvj19416 жыл бұрын
Arthek Japan never officially ceded Taiwan to China
@chill2-i3r6 жыл бұрын
The official name of Taiwan is the Republic of China so i am not wrong.
@groundzero10775 жыл бұрын
Taiwan is a myth
@emrefifty52815 жыл бұрын
China we know = ( People's Republic Of China or PROC) Taiwan = Republic of China. I think have the right to exist,but because PROC is much more influencal most governments wont recognize Taiwan and the PROC wont do any business with them
@joosoo8 жыл бұрын
As far as I know luncheon meat= canned meat like spam lunch meat= deli cold cuts but I'm not originally from America so who knows
@christophertrejo33658 жыл бұрын
コンペイトー you're right
@nickbillups77664 жыл бұрын
08:30 STUART ASHEN: I Hate tea. BORIS JOHNSON: TRIGGERED
@nickbillups77664 жыл бұрын
Hi there. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸
@RcNerd11 жыл бұрын
Ashens the words "filtered" & cathita bag seriously made me laugh up my jelly chunks.
@ReindeerNavy11 жыл бұрын
catheter.
@RcNerd11 жыл бұрын
That's the one.
@CurtisAlfeld11 жыл бұрын
5:34 birds don't have genitals or anuses. They just have a cloaca, which serves as both.
@Teab8g11 жыл бұрын
BIRD NERD!
@UltimateHarbinger11 жыл бұрын
Lawrence G touché
@scottie2hottietfot11 жыл бұрын
Cool story bro
@TorinPocock11 жыл бұрын
***** You mean a smart cloaca.
@UltimateHarbinger11 жыл бұрын
Torin Pocock lol
@arkhamCITAY10 жыл бұрын
Ashens I can never stopp laughing when I watch you review things! Thank you!:D
@mmclauchlan10588 жыл бұрын
My goodness! I love you! I'm so glad I've found this channel! After a hard days work I find myself having a good old laugh when watching your uploads! Goodnight from New Zealand x
@Brainhorn11 жыл бұрын
To be fair, American canned meat usually looks nothing like that.
@pho3nix-10 жыл бұрын
I love watching these while I eat
@Skawo11 жыл бұрын
That tinned meat made me feel uneasy...and then you went back to try another piece. Whyyyyyy
@v209911 жыл бұрын
it's actually suppose to be spam, but....
@Skawo11 жыл бұрын
v2099 ...and spam is canned meat. Your...uh...point?
@sharpie44311 жыл бұрын
Skawo It's good if you know what to do with it. No one eats it straight out of the can.
@MrSnake941911 жыл бұрын
Skawo It is canned meat and does not look anything like that.
@sharpie44311 жыл бұрын
Big Boss Right out of the can yes it is but fried on a sandwich it's nice.
@joshuabrown35252 жыл бұрын
As an American, we have tiny sausages, Spam, beef, Chef Boyrdee, and incredibly; some incredible soups. During WW2, troops would eat can foods all the time.
@Slapdash_8611 жыл бұрын
I still havnt seen anything on here id ever consider eating... Ashens I Salute your sacrifices
@UHFDubstep9 жыл бұрын
I love his commentary, and the videos in general. :)
@ZPEntertainment11 жыл бұрын
That quote at 03:34 was outstandingly brilliant
@thatkakashi13 жыл бұрын
I know this video is old, but Ashens: You're the best
@SharpHDGames10 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that these videos of his genuinely make me very hungry? Even though the food looks like something I've seen in my nightmares? xD
@Luke2912199910 жыл бұрын
Same for me and i akways watch them in the night wich ends up with me eating ymth
@ChickenPika10 жыл бұрын
Luke-Antra I've never had ymth. Is it good?
@Luke2912199910 жыл бұрын
ChickenPika lol didnt see my typo i forgot what i wanted to say tough EDIT: Now i remeber i wanted to say smth
@ChickenPika10 жыл бұрын
Luke-Antra I've never had smth either.
@GemmaBee1410 жыл бұрын
Every time I'm just thinking now what would that be like to eat? I sometimes think ashens has the best job in the world
@reetta703711 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I'd want to see under that sofa cushion.
@settenovetre10 жыл бұрын
You're a true hero, sir.
@atsunome5 ай бұрын
I still cannot get over Ashens hating tea - He singlehandedly crushed the most British stereotype ever into the dirt
@samholdsworth4202 ай бұрын
Barry doesn't like tea either lol
@nickij2411 жыл бұрын
Lunch meats are usually cold cuts in the US. That is just a very very cheap form of mystery meat.
@adam1thomas120 Жыл бұрын
4:14 Time for something that im *sure* is crap 🤣🤣🤣
@Squiddlezz10 жыл бұрын
that "chicken" luncheon meat looked horrific. I'm American and i wouldnt even agree to eat that. nonononono.
@CherryNobody9 жыл бұрын
Same here 0.o
@speedevil229 жыл бұрын
it looked like spam but worse. It's terrible that slim jims still have that mechanically separated chicken.
@zachbaker60239 жыл бұрын
speedevil22 spam is the shit here in minnesota
@Squiddlezz9 жыл бұрын
Doctor Celly Its pretty popular in korea (Where my mom is from) so I eat it pretty often haha
@speedevil229 жыл бұрын
Squidny Yeah, I heard it's a delicacy in South Korea. Don't worry, there's plenty of us Americans not eating it :D Take as much as you want!
@sophiealways26744 жыл бұрын
I’m going through a really terrible time lately and have just discovered your videos. You make me full on belly laugh with the way you describe things “what sort of fucking maniac...”
@WeaselLevelDesign10 жыл бұрын
The start of this episode made me very very hungry! I should stop watching videos at 5am
@GothinaHD-hj7im10 жыл бұрын
MMMM PINK SLIME (Are you hungry now, another Ashen's quote)...haha.
@WeaselLevelDesign10 жыл бұрын
Gothina1999HD Not anymore! xD eeuurh
@bakuya9910 жыл бұрын
***** i like pink slime.
@rubrbox10 жыл бұрын
Gothina1999HD You are aware that the pink slime stuff is illegal now
@GothinaHD-hj7im10 жыл бұрын
Not really that shocking to be fair, who in their right mind would want to consume that?
@FantasticHaz_26 жыл бұрын
"They've gone with the anatomy" Stuart mate, if you're ankle is sticking out from there then something is quite wrong.
@thefinestgames9 жыл бұрын
8:40 Why the fuck am I still drinking this? Laughed so hard.
@RobVice2 жыл бұрын
that ending is cursed 😂
@LampP0st8 жыл бұрын
mechanically separated chicken... that is what happens when you run over a chicken with a car :^) I am ashamed to be american... then again, I have never seen that shit on a shelf in a grocery store.
@LampP0st8 жыл бұрын
***** s-s-s-sp-sp-sp-spammmm
@LampP0st8 жыл бұрын
***** no I can't xD
@LampP0st8 жыл бұрын
MrOverCritical1989 ?
@TotallyNotJazzieOfCourse8 жыл бұрын
Spot the overly-sensitive american that was triggered by your joke.
@LampP0st8 жыл бұрын
TotallyNotJazzie o XD
@PPGIRL4209 жыл бұрын
The "luncheon meat" was absolutely disgusting. Even Spam looks more appetizing.
@asleeplessgamer9 жыл бұрын
JAZZ HANDS Let's just say that if I had the choice between spam and...that, I would toss that shit as far away as possible and just stare at the can of spam until starvation takes effect.
@JohnJohnson-jq7de9 жыл бұрын
asleeplessgamer Spam can be quite good when cooked properly.
@mattieerola9379 жыл бұрын
Spam
@mattieerola9379 жыл бұрын
Spam
@mattieerola9379 жыл бұрын
I am spamming
@RagPlaysGames8 жыл бұрын
"Cold Cuts" here in Canada are basically any sliced Deli meat you typically put on sandwiches or buns. Salami, Summer Sausage, Sliced Turkey/Chicken breast, Black Forest Ham, Kielbasa, Pepperoni, Montreal Smoked Meat etc.
@thomasjenkins75068 жыл бұрын
it's the same in america.
@ShortFingeredShreder8 жыл бұрын
It's the same in America. However, products labeled "Luncheon Meat" are usually meat byproducts. Luncheon Meat is the proper name for cold cuts, but when most products are called that, they are usually... shit. I actually like Spam, but that generic version that Ashens tried in this video is truly awful.
@alexander-ue1vf8 жыл бұрын
+ShortFingeredShreder Spam is amazing when fried and put in a sandwich with some pineapple. Literally anything can be done to spam to make it leagues better than raw.
If there’s anything i’ve learned on my Ashens binge, is that he has a morbid fascination for catheter bags
@ReapWhatYaSow3 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to try this bit because I'm fucking stupid" - best line ever!
@wawaH2010 жыл бұрын
Those fried anchovies look delicious!
@markgilchrease95519 жыл бұрын
You are by far one of my favorite youtube.
@markgilchrease95519 жыл бұрын
KZbinrs
@lukebirrell9 жыл бұрын
lol
@toffeelatte60424 жыл бұрын
"Why the fuck am I still drinking this" Me every Saturday night out after throwing up. Settle down Pierre Ashens.
@talfacprez11 жыл бұрын
You are right about what parts were used in the chicken. My eldest son is a production accountant for a more reputable chicken company, and tells of companies that take all of the chicken parts they refuse to use, and smash them all together to make small chicken loaves of canned fatty gooooness. SPAM came out with a chicken version of their mystery meat, and other companies are doing the same to compete.
@DanielBlack8211 жыл бұрын
The drink was the best "Why the fuck am i drinking this" :D
@Goldenkitten19 жыл бұрын
Where I am in the US "luncheon meat" DOES refer to cold cuts. I have no clue what horrible place this counts as luncheon meat, but they're getting the shaft.
@HaydenX6 жыл бұрын
"Luncheon meat" generally does refer to Spamalikes..."lunch meat" refers to cold, sliced sandwich meats such as bologna or salami. It's been that way for me in Michigan, Utah, and California.
@Ninjujitsu6 ай бұрын
2:14 these were clams, and the sweet taste was ginger. The label says "shijimi shigure ni." Shijimi is a type of Japanese clam, and shigure means ginger. The taste is quite good, but you normally put them in soup. Miso soup would go well with the ginger flavor. Sorry for the delay.
@Nagifan749611 жыл бұрын
A british person who hates tea......... BLASPHEMY
@rangerpru10 жыл бұрын
I think Ashens should be knighted for his bravery.
@NotSoMelancholy11 жыл бұрын
Isnt dinner and supper the same thing
@exakelgaming11 жыл бұрын
nope, they're not the same thing.
@TwinXlyric3 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen this videos and the other food videos over 30 times 💀 they are just that good
@AstorReinhardt11 жыл бұрын
Trust me that chicken spam like thing...that's not American's idea of "lunch meat". Cold cuts are though. Some of this shit..I don't know anyone who actually likes it. Though I have had a fried spam sushi thing at a hawaiian restaurant..quite good. Salty but the rice cuts through the salt nicely. Also holy shit a Brit who hates tea?! Dear god it's the end of days!
@SalthoTheNecro11 жыл бұрын
Also, that version of spam should be completely diffrent from what everyone thinks of spam, spam in hawaii is actual ham and not just ham byproducts, and tastes quite plesent... The tinned stuff... Now so much.
@AstorReinhardt11 жыл бұрын
SalthoTheNecro Ah but the place wasn't in Hawaii, so they might have used spam...at any rate even if it was spam it was good...
@twiseart3 жыл бұрын
Old comment but that style of “spam” sushi is called musubi!! It’s a traditional Hawaiian food
@timbyles41245 жыл бұрын
8:05. coca cola filtered through somebody's catheter bag. you lost me. ha ha ha ha
@NASCARFAN16010 жыл бұрын
That fucking ending ending. I love you, Ashens.
@sammyp53988 жыл бұрын
what kind of foot has a bone sticking out of the very back of it