Reacting To Lesbian Dating Profiles: Roasting Shaaba

[@shaaba]

thanks for having me, had a blast! very equipped now for my potential divorce 😂

[@afabfelix]

Well, good to hear you're still planning on getting married, cause no divorce without marriage 😂

[@lemongrassandsleep6352]

Just watched the video on your channel! Had no idea you guys knew each other but I’m living for it 🤟

[@ashgavs]

GO LOOK AT SHAABA'S VIDEO SIMPS

[@DashValkyrie]

Your bio should be "Bi, Brown, Bootylicious"!

[@ohblobby]

@@ashgavs hahahaha

[@JujubaShawol]

"Brown, Bi and Bubbly" would be a good one

[@AvoryFaucette]

This was my first thought too! Shaaba is super bubbly, it kinda fits.

[@amygould8003]

Shaaba expects people to read her photos like they're tarot cards

[@Imadeaplaylistforthat]

And when she finds someone who can, they will get married💫💫💫

[@maraphernalia]

​@@Imadeaplaylistforthataren't her and Jamie married already?

[@piperrobb2346]

Ashley can’t collab with fems anymore, she immediately falls in love. 😂

[@LamAnopro_]

is mak femme

[@bellahawthorn4575]

@@LamAnopro_ not really no, Mak is pretty masc

[@tibicenlinnei4014]

Exactly my intention 🥺🙃🥴

[@ADRE444]

IMMEDIATELY 😂

[@blaneyb1]

@Jammidoger may have some issues with that

[@moriahgodes7859]

Did I notice 90% of the things Shaaba was talking about? No. Did I notice how madly flaming red Ashley turned? Absolutely.

[@mellowwatcher20]

As a trans person I noticed the pink + blue trans colors immediately, hahah. So you definitely may be sending the right signals to the right people ;) You never know! Thanks for the fun video!

[@salamanda11]

Ashley slowly admits her love for Shaaba.

[@MsAaannaaa]

nothing slow about that xD

[@Arosukir6]

My main criticism for the first three of Shaaba's otherwise adorable Bumble photos: too much headroom!! Most of the photos feel like they're of the things behind her rather than centering her as the subject. They're super far away, too. Let's get that gorgeous frame closer to the camera, please!

[@ashgavs]

That’s a good note actually!

[@coasttocoast2011]

Brown, bi and bodacious is pretty wholesome Edit - wow so many likes 🥹

[@raapyna8544]

The 'look I'm a femme' photo is honestly working.

[@mysterysmilegirl7302]

The whiplash i got from watching Shaaba's outro to your intro is... telling Subscribing immeaditly

[@Random_aroace]

Me too

[@rainbowmeowmix]

Ashley over here like "Mommy? Sorry! Mommy?"

[@kiram.3619]

omg the mommy energy! Your reaction was priceless. After hearing you yearn for someone who'll mommy you for *years* of podcast episodes, I was still the tiniest bit surprised by the intensity of your reaction. We all have a type & I want to know mine.

[@isabellapedersen6032]

She could say Brown Bi and then change the last B word every video.

[@TotallySquirrel]

I like this idea!

[@kaipoland3174]

i am trans and constantly look for trans colors and green flags about trans acceptance and i did not notice the outfit thing. also i wouldnt assume that just bc someone is wearing trans colors theyre trans friendly bc theyre just pretty colors. if you want a surefire way to subtly show that youre trans friendly put your pronouns in your bio

[@bugguyonline]

i saw it idk wbt u

[@za-fr3hh]

the combination we needed

[@LCcoolcraft]

But not the combination we deserved

[@Atalinay]

In my professional opinion, the chocolate fruit & nut would have to be a meme format where one half or one slide is the full picture and the next is zoomed in to the sign. Because otherwise I just see someone posing in front of a colorful background and the joke isn't obvious which sucks cause the joke is hilarious and shows your playful side.

[@lindseyherbst9444]

I saw the background and immediately thought, "Is that a lesbian flag?" even though I know she's bi. So trying to read into it I'm like, "Is this about bi and lesbian solidarity?"

[@wolfferoni]

I gotta say, I'd never even think to connect a person with chocolate fruit and nut

[@acc45460]

This makes me want to do a dating profile for my girlfriend and have her do one for me. Not to look for other people to date, because we're monagomous and very happy with that, but because it seems like fun.

[@pmbluemoon]

My boyfriend and I did that once, we were NOT a match lol, but it's fun to try!

[@dobetterwithchristian4472]

Didn't see the elephant, or the quirky phrase, and didn't see the Trans flag reference either. But the LIE about not being sexy. SHAABA! Sexy is confidence and you have it in spades. Get is Doc!

[@jeanettepumpkinpie]

omg i remember when shaaba and jamie were on the pod and you asked to film a video together!!! im so glad it actually happened, ive been looking forward to this for like a year haha

[@miche8868]

“I’m expecting someone to be like, ‘are you a chocolate fruit & nut?’” babes that would be a hate crime

[@stephe1506]

The editing is phenomenal and hilarious. Great job Alex 😂

[@Jigglypowerpuffgirl]

For a second I thought that Shaaba and Jammi were opening up their relationship so that Shaaba can experience women 😂

[@pahadibum6073]

Just love Shaba and Jamie ! They have such calm and kind energy

[@fluffymonster396]

I love how much thought Shaaba put into her pictures. She's so cute

[@ellouisebadger849]

"I don't even know your last name" "that's intentional" 😂

[@salamanda11]

Why does this have me looking through my photos to see if any are dating-profile-worthy when I am also getting married this fall??

[@erinokay9991]

My made up name when Ashley was looking for a last name: Shaaba Inu 😆

[@zannadunstrand6289]

Me googleing within a minute to see if they had broken up. Fuck off 😂😂

[@emmettvictor]

Aaah, I’m hoping they haven’t???

[@ZehraShafqat]

@@emmettvictor they haven’t it’s clickbait for lols

[@potmki6601]

I did like "chocolate covered fruit & nut" a lot, it fits perfectly not just to being brown and "crazy", but also to being queer, and even if you don't catch it, it's a pleasing photo composition and colors-wise with clear lighting

[@thisurldoesnotexist]

I watched this for Shaaba but I was trying to remember where I'd seen Ashley before and I think I saw her do a show on a cruise? The Mexico part of the cruise had been canceled so she said "Well it's a booze cruise now" and I think that to myself on the regular

[@ashgavs]

Could’ve been me!

[@zillionalb462]

So what we take from this is that Shaaba is hot and Ashley can't stop flirting

[@nataliatheweirdo]

‘Ate too many jam cookies’ made me spit out my coffee xD

[@mimmyrose2970]

I thought of the pink and blue for the trans flag, but I did not get the Asian nod from the elephants.....

[@blaireshoe8738]

This was so fun to watch, you both have great energy which meshes hilariously well together.

[@lincymoonen228]

Omg awesomee. Shaaba is so precious and cute with all the hidden meanings and thoughtful messages

[@beethovenjunkie]

Beyoncé didn't endure literal decades of fatshaming for you guys to forget the wird bootylicious.

[@mortegisdead4863]

I love all the symbolism and hidden meanings in Shaaba’s pics, I do stupid shit like that too.

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

"Don't assume that I'm not coming to your town" ...I'm British.

[@Dorkubynn]

When I was younger , my dad told me " it doesn't matter where you get your appetite , as long as you eat at home"

[@pmbluemoon]

I would buy some "sarcasm socks"! 😃 I love how this was supposed to be a roast and it turned into a compliment session, awesome to watch! 😍

[@macaronmoon]

As someone who started watching Shabba first, I actually saw the trans flag colours especially with the shoes, I thought it was intentional lol

[@chrysshart]

The b-word Shaaba wanted was, in fact, bodacious, like Boadicea. XP

[@MissGodessOfLight]

I can tell Alex had fun with this one

[@westhemess1359]

You seem so much more genuine than most of these goddamn apps, I hope they never get you

[@persistenturge]

"If you don't think I'm going to your town, I'm going to fucking Omaha." girlie you don't even reach my STATE

[@BahamutEx]

Meanwhile I'm sitting in europe...

[@Jarimir]

Shaaba is so sweet and down to Earth... roasting her and her dating app profile adds like a whole 'nother level of comedy for me.

[@Rising_Pho3nix_23]

Bi, Brown, Bubbly

[@charlottesuniverse]

Why am i just now finding this amazing collab?!?!? two of my favorite sapphic youtubers

[@princesskatarina351]

Not going to lie, I just found Ashley's channel last night. Watched a couple of her stand-up shows & found her hilarious. Then.... I woke up this morning & was given this video to watch by the rithm. And my immediate thought was: "Oh shit! Have I been enjoying conservative comedy?" I love Shaaba. One of my favorite videos I look forward to every week is her Fishing for Assholes episodes. So thank you for not only not ruining my morning, but starting it off great! You & Shaaba were hilarious! ❤

[@TimdeVisser86]

Ash 'roasting' cinnamon rolls is so fun to watch because she just loses all pretense it's a roast immediately.

[@ViktorErikFade]

Having a photo that doesn't look overly photo edited or touched up is a nice tactic , makes the person aware what your natural everyday looks are like

[@iseetheendisnear2416]

She said it - Brown, Bi, and Big-Headed

[@TransGuyShane]

I am here straight from shaaba's video ♡

[@SweetAsCandyCane]

That first photo of shaaba is screaming "uppies" 🤣🤣

[@stayblessedwithsammyd361]

Ashley I can't wait til you're on the biggest stages in the world!!! Wishing you ALLLL the success and love!!!

[@tuulimm1461]

I love the editing, it reflects your personality 100%! XD

[@ravenclawfairy3648]

Came from Shaaba's video ❤️ My boyfriend and me just today were like "Why are people so pretty?!" after we shared an elevator ride with two beautiful people 💖

[@Amoebatirith]

Hear hear on the brown, bi, and bodacious. Bodacious: remarkable; or sexy, voluptuous. It covers well for both good and can add a bit of a sexy note without being over the top.

[@nezbut7]

every time ash was SO blushy and bothered shaaba assumed she was gonna get roasted

[@n_tropy]

I would be terrified to be on the other end of Shaaba's photo analysis acumen 😂

[@onceavonneatime1364]

When I used Tinder, I would absolutely read into every detail.

[@irispartlan9678]

Once I picked up my jaw & the words started working in my head again, the first thing I noticed was “trans flag” on that femme photo. I see you, Shaaba!

[@stephanielastname8271]

the collab i didn’t know i needed i love you bothhh

[@jennyw5904]

“What’s up KZbinr fans of mine” *excuse me?!?!?* “Welcome bottom nation” *ah ok phew*

[@JK-mu5kw]

Roast turned into an adorable flirt session and esteem boosting.

[@TheAznCrazy95]

my first pic was me, make-up less, with lifesaver gummies on my face and eyes with the hashtag “exfoliating” 😂 it worked

[@thequeerrunner5745]

Bodacious IS a word. The 90s was all ‘bodacious babes’ and so on lol (watch Wayne’s World and Bill & Ted)

[@gregorywiederecht]

14:12 Okay, that outfit, that background, that pose!!😍 It's giving Carrie Bradshaw!

[@Setsunako6587]

Okay. I'm not consciously picking up on Shaaba's overthought intentionality... but all of her choices and reasonings behind particular clothes/poses/locations are ABSOLUTELY ones I've used in the past 🤣🤣 #virgorising #virgomoon #taurusvenus #pleasesendhelp

[@amandakriti004]

Such a nice comment about toothy grins - i have that and I always tell my friend I look like a chipmunk lol

[@PixxiBug]

I was on Bumble for a bit back in May and I saw Shaaba's profile come up and I was a little surprised but then thought it must've been for a video or something and here's the proof.. 😅

[@jmeik7016]

i did not know i needed this bio so badly, please habe shaaba on the pod!!!!!

[@ashgavs]

She’s done it!

[@mikaylabartell7746]

The editing in this video...chef's kiss

[@KakuroKing3407]

Lol as some who knows Shaaba from Jaime, I 100% fell for the clickbait and decided I didn’t care if it’s just her old tinder pics lol

[@dillydally672]

Holy cow Ashley!!! Did your subscription number just triple? Congratulations!!

[@irisjensen9895]

16:25 Ashley has me CACKLING

[@heatherdixon2553]

Cannot wait to see you next week, love you and so invested in your comedy and beauty. Tampa is not ready for you but I am!

[@secretforreddit]

When you were going on and on about how you were definitely gonna be touring in my hometown, I thought, "Nah, she'll probably go to Boston and that's that." And then lo and behold, Burlington-freaking-VT was indeed on that list. I am amazed and will never doubt anything you say ever again.

[@ViktorErikFade]

That last shot 15:00 (The outfit with the low cut pink top and blue skirt being held up slightly with one hand ) This is a really good shot, the sillhouette , bright colors, lighting, the very feminine energy AND SHABA IS PERFECTLY IN FRAME 🎉 The photo is say is also good is the many layers photo in the UK they said should be first I think the travel photo would actually be good if you cropped a little of the top of the photo out and removed some of the negative space and edited the brightness or lighting a bit or added a focus effect where shaba stood out from the background it would look super cute

[@mohanthegay4398]

yesss I have been waiting for this collab since your whgs episode

[@aliviascool]

Brown, bi, and bussin would be my first thought

[@interceptthis4141]

I discovered some of your KZbin shorts the other day and now I’m hooked lol

[@jackie1st]

Quality content, I love this almost spin off episode with people who've been on the pod

[@2nd3rd1st]

Insane love for Ash's summer freckles

[@applesandoranges9916]

as a bi woman, I say my three favorite food groups are chocolate, fruit and nuts

[@jamiieeeeee]

@17:05 I did notice the trans flag colors, actually 😂

[@SPECK4ever]

I didnt pick up on the elephants, I *might* have picked up on the chocolate pun if I had spent enough time looking at the photo. HOWEVER Whenever I see that particular shade of pink paired with that particular shade of blue, my first instinct is "ooooh I hope this is a sign this person is trans/a trans ally!!!"

[@mimmyrose2970]

Why is this so wholesome 😍?

[@TheAngryCleric]

17:38 bi lighting 😂

[@rainbowsprinklesonryebread]

I am veryyyy excited for this Collab!!

[@LimeyRedneck]

Rofl! 😆 Here from Shaaba's channel 🤠💜

[@LilThreat88]

Here after Shaaba's video. Nice to meet you, Ashley!

[@Felixfiefdom]

well shit Ashley actually hit the nail on the head multiple times and had excellent advice, and was hilarious too?!

[@paigesands1512]

Love this! Love you both! signed up for notifications for when the Chicago tickets drop can't wait!!!

[@ghjgme]

The fem energy bit is fascinating, because I have masc energy and considered to dress fem. Mostly related to my general hatred of pants that comes with having large legs and smaller hips.

[@watsonandbscuriousdays]

you two are so sweet ❤ the editing was also hilarious!!! just the background music is driving me slightly insane….

[@chicklebird]

hello i just watched this on patreon but this is me, interacting in the comments to bump the youtube numbers, haha

[@Meloony13]

You can't say BBB and expect people to not connect you with Belinda Blinked in their minds Shaaba 😂

[@ulytia]

Yeah :D I'd definitely see you. Come to Victoria, BC, Canada!