Lesbian Heckler Hinge Matches w/ a Cis Dude

[@NOCLUEinvalid]

the dude is hella relatable "i need cardio" "its a lake house"

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

2 very good reasons. The last water-polo team i played with were a gay and lesbian team and i'm straight, but it was the only team i could find in my city. I asked if i could play, they said yes, everything was fine.

[@maigen]

The most relatable 😂

[@ticktickboom29]

I thought my type was soccer girls but I just found out that it’s comedians radiating strong top energy.

[@slyd33r41]

HAHAHAHA

[@NathanielBenton]

Humor is a strong aphoristic

[@dolenir]

I feel it. For some reason every girl I get into, no joke, I later find out they are either gay or married. I never get laid but got some good friends that way

[@nicreven]

@@dolenir so based

[@capitalist4life]

Straight male here. What is “top energy” in the lesbian context? I’m guessing ‘tops’ display slightly more masculine behavior? [to be clear, I’m not mocking y’all, I’m just ignorant and curious.]

[@GippyHappy]

When she said “I’m gonna be mean, just a persona” I expected her to immediately turn to the audience and be like “this bitc-“

[@satoristeve]

I always feel bad as an audience member when hecklers interrupt comedians’ acts, but also that was a pretty great story and I’m really glad she investigated it further.

[@michellemacias2098]

Lmao this had me crying. She literally did not want you to drive.

[@jazzyroly]

lmfao his pronouns are heart/beat

[@ashgavs]

HAHA

[@angeladavidson2350]

omg I'M DEAD LMAO

[@mathenysabrina]

Yo!!!!

[@romywhite290]

His pronouns are Systolic/Diastolic BOOM BLOOD PRESSURE JOKE that's 11 months late and piggy backs off your joke.

[@sapphicalix]

LMAOOO

[@cobalt1754]

Every time there are hecklers, it gets wild. Like, from the dude who didn't didn't understand karyotyping to lesbians recruiting men for their soccer teams? There's so much to unpack. What a time to be alive.

[@maigen]

It’s rare to see someone so good at crowdwork

[@ShadesOfMisery]

The dude who didn't understand karyotyping? What do I need to search to find this??

[@bobthebuilderday6leader]

@@ShadesOfMisery I need answers too. Please let me know when you find out.

[@Ric3ballRav3]

This is a WILD heckle journey lmao

[@unmusicallyinclined]

“i need cardio” i *love* him, we can be friends

[@morganirvine2327]

More ally's like this guy 👍

[@crazyhusky8646]

"am topping you" , seriously ashley??!??!😂😂😂

[@sagevb3246]

This was a rollercoaster from start to finish

[@Setsunako6587]

I felt like I was watching a Jordan Peele movie 🤣

[@ihatemickiegee]

"it's so hard to make a top bottom, it really is" LMAO also maybe it's just me (or the woman's alcohol or the lack of visual on her face for us) but she seemed GENUINELY salty?? i hope she was just fucking around because this was too funny for her to have gotten like.. OUTraged when she was the one heckling!! lol

[@addyanderson7934]

Oh mickie were you there?!

[@Im.out.of.focusYT]

Oh no so like from the video, that woman was very drunk and getting aggressive, but her friend was still having a good time. So he was being funny, but she was getting mad cuz she was taking the comedian’s jokes too personally, even though the comedian did amazing

[@Setsunako6587]

It was giving drunk Aries energy 🤦🏾‍♀️ I hope the material really does make it into future jokes, that was hilarious 🥲

[@kdmill7563]

Hopefully when she watches this back sober she’ll go, “oooooohhhh, I asked for that,” and “she’s damn funny.”

[@qwandary]

@@Im.out.of.focusYT Wait she was really offended when she said she wasn't gonna listen in anymore? Other than that I didn't even pick up on anything that seemed negative tbh @_@

[@jessicak1693]

I thought they were all having a good time goofin, but how seriously she sounded when she said she's never listening to the podcast again made me suddenly question this whole interaction and every interaction I've ever had. 😂

[@nolanrudolph5463]

I continue to confuse “cis” for Computer and Information Sciences

[@Kree.B.]

Gay

[@alixv4304]

nothing makes me happier than seeing you destroy hecklers

[@micahrose5512]

I-.... The "now be good" made me bi Thought I was a gay mf man Turns out I'm in fact bi but only for comedians with top energy who know dirty jokes to fluster tf out of bottoms

[@lemmontree6638]

Once a bottom always a bottom

[@micahrose5512]

@@lemmontree6638 not wrong 🤣

[@gabriellagreer-benedict9476]

😂😂😂

[@alisonbarker3862]

I like that you don't put anyone down no matter what they say. You are kind to everyone.

[@emmypants6727]

“Now be good” is making all the bottoms flustered

[@Eckogecko]

As a baby gay, I love you. You make me feel so validated

[@Setsunako6587]

You've got a good Auntie w/this one 👍🏾

[@larsswig912]

I'm still in the closet oof. so you're a big sister to me.😭🤡

[@Eckogecko]

@@larsswig912 you're so valid!! Remember to take your time and come out when your ready! You're loved

[@larsswig912]

@@Eckogecko i don't think I'll ever be able to, tbh. my family is very religious. I'm bi (female) and i have a bf so i think there is no point. unless i date a girl, i don't think it's relevant, and the cons really outweigh the pros. I'd rather not.

[@Eckogecko]

@@larsswig912 and that's okay!! Do what's best for you

[@brandonthompson5796]

I really hope she didn't mean it when she said she would never listen to you again. You are so clever and snappy with comebacks you make so many people laugh and without malicious intent

[@1Pineapple]

Thank you so much for the subtitles, Ashley!! Also, this was hillarious XD

[@isobelb]

I hope Covid-19 is over because I need a ventilator to recover from how funny that was.

[@ViktorErikFade]

Oh my God this had me smiling like a fuckin' idiot yes ! There is lore to this heckler ! \o/ Fantastic.

[@Raphael_NYC]

I had to watch this several times. Brilliant delivery.

[@TheHitchkick]

I love how she is rude af to the audience members BUT in a way that you immediatly knows, it´s all jokes!!

[@MsWatermonkey]

Ashley @2:39 : "It's so hard to make a Top ,Bottom" Clearly Vers chick in front row: **nods Current Top girlfriend : **stares blankly

[@ravenwolfkittyface1802]

LMAO I MISSED THAT

[@haleywilson520]

This is making me BLUSH

[@ItsMeVolatility]

Everything about this is fucking hilarious

[@Iamthatis137]

I now identify as “needing cardio”. That’s my sexuality. Why else have sex?

[@dolphinsblu]

There has to be years worth of new material sitting, waiting desperately to be heard but the world will never know the funny in the file while hecklers exist... not many people can improv let alone improv this forking great!

[@pattmahiney]

Lol "it's impossible to make a top bottom" 😂😂

[@liamclarke64]

OMG... you are so on-point hilarious. I am in West PA but I am coming to see you live one day soon!!

[@Raphael_NYC]

Your ability to be funny and entertaining extemporaneously. Love this Thank you.

[@littlerayofsunshine8825]

I think this is my favorite crowd work clip I have seen yet! It would make my day to be topped like that at a comedy show 😂

[@oodlez_uv_doodlez]

I just found your videos and don't know how I lived before ! Love love love

[@NicoleJoana39]

I loved this so much🤣best way to start my day! Hope you come to Portugal one day, would love to go on your show😘🇵🇹

[@krippkat]

I so want the full story!

[@10centpistols]

This is too much. I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@4nn13h7]

I mean. Sometimes the closet is going to be your panic room.

[@kagitsune]

1:28 "Okay. You be good. 😈"

[@thegrassisbluer09]

I need a lesbian with a boat to take me fishing, damn

[@theembersinside1420]

The rollercoaster of heckling moments! 👏🏻😄

[@loupelizzo2399]

This was just wild funny crazy and enjoyable

[@taigha105]

When u just saw a clip of this on tiktok 😂

[@annabellemorin3557]

Ash, this is genius

[@ashleymcnutt750]

Oh my goodness! I'm laughing so hard girl!! Love you and your content! I'll be your top or bottom! 😘🙏🔥💋

[@NinaMans]

please tell me that you chose that name JUST to comment this cause it's too perfect

[@ashleymcnutt750]

@Nina Mansur Lol! I wish I had made it up. It is actually my name. I'm not into trolling and putting on a fake persona. I got so much crap for my last name growing up! I'm sure you can imagine all the things you can come up with on my last name. I'm stuck with it.

[@cough182]

@@ashleymcnutt750 Just here to say I feel seen lol

[@destroyn8rr342]

Just found your channel and haven't laughed that hard in years. My leg has gone to sleep and seat imprint on my ass could be permanent cause I sat on the dunny so long watching every vid. Hope you come out to Sydney Australia soon. Cheers mate 👍

[@felipedigre]

This interaction was hilarious. Good on both audience members for being such good sports

[@miramilk6871]

Damn, wish we had comedy clubs in Kentucky - I won't be able to catch your show in Cincinnati...

[@chriss62]

Holy crap this is hysterical 😁😁😁

[@JakHart]

"i need cardio". Dude got his.

[@justajumpingypsygirl]

"I'm topping you" bahaha

[@alyeanna]

matching with a lesbian on Hinge to play soccer with them sounds like the dream honestly.

[@CyraGetsFit]

I really kind of love you!! Seeing you destroy the sexist and homophobic hecklers is like ambrosia!

[@nicholassermoneta7981]

You were so good. I’m telling everyone.

[@lambling]

This is such a cute exchange

[@charleelavery5918]

Wait you’re in New York every Sunday?!?!!!

[@gryranfelt5473]

Holy fuck this was hilarious XD

[@morgangregory8674]

God damn it I love her

[@imanixbrooklynn]

Epic!!

[@JoeyMcNelis]

Aside from the term "cis" in the title, I enjoyed this.

[@sofiiaaahhhh]

god damn i wanna see you live so bad lmfao

[@mechadrake]

5 head soccer play though! Also "need cardio" are the best pronouns :D

[@annag467]

I love Ashley Gavin.

[@Peprust5467]

I’m sorry but if you look dead at me and tell me to be good imma be floored

[@EmmaEnvy_1992]

I need cardio lmfao

[@carrieb1414]

Lol love it!

[@jujunew6003]

DAMN! 🤣

[@Leaving_Orbit]

Bro logic, good stuff.

[@iamnoob6900]

It's funny but am I the only one who thinks it's wholesome or I'm just friendless that if anyone wants to adopts me in the internet as their friends I'll be so so happy whatever their sexuality are😅

[@wesleysabin4078]

Maybe he thought he could finally be the alpha player on the team!

[@kiahmadison8541]

I'm a versatile but I think I might be a top now.😁👍

[@fauxpukka]

What exactly is ‘hinge’? Is it just for soccer or can I use it to find a spot on a coed volleyball team?

[@stelastoyanova2761]

COME TO TORONTO

[@Whitpusmc]

Some funny stuff there…

[@barbaralawlor5967]

So so funny🇮🇪

[@M3gan313]

wow i love you

[@michelerich1590]

she is waverly and nicole's love child

[@Setsunako6587]

Too bad she never loosened up, but my guess is that her name is some version of Kate or Katy 😂

[@hieronyx]

Holy shit, I should do the opposite of this to find women for the co-ed flag football leagues.

[@tafGarcia]

😂🤣😂

[@gi7892]

I think we're related.

[@lpgibbo7463]

Wheres silent Bob? 😉

[@olivefernando7879]

i wasn't gonna say cos i thought it was rude, like not a bad look for her but like once you see it you can't stop seeing it

[@virgilmcclendon5072]

👏👏👏👏👏🌹💖💋✨

[@Ldonally84]

This stressed me out irl

[@helidude3502]

👍🤪

[@TheMissgoodbody]

Wait, is being on a co-Ed soccer team gay?

[@elaexplorer]

I mean as much as being on the Lacrosse or Field Hockey teams...

[@Setsunako6587]

@@elaexplorer or softball or rugby... There were a few straight women on the women's rugby team (they don't have a coed league) but they were always SO. ANGRY 😂! I never found out why 😏 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@belnerearg]

:D :D :D

[@plastictouch6796]

Soccer lesbian??? You mean footbalsbian.

[@Parambolumberienriatta]

Weird way to play FIFA Ultimate Team but okay...

[@kilian-one-l]

ok but why did you specify that he's a cis guy when that is not pertinent information?

[@ride1123]

straight guys don't call themselves 'cis' so i dunno why thats suddenly an ok way to label other people, anways. equality! i treat everyone with equal respect which involves not labelling anyone, let people tell you who they are and what they want to be called.

[@turkeypedal]

Huh? Of course we do. There literally isn't another term for the concept. It comes from the Latin _cis_ meaning "on the same side," as opposed to the Latin _trans_ which means "on the opposite side." The main use of "cis" in English is in chemistry, where you have trans molecules and cis molecules. It's a scientific word. I've run into those rare people who seem offended by the term, but no one can ever tell me why. It's not a term of oppression. It's not a term that even existed before trans people started coming out. And I always tell them "well, if you don't like the term, try to come up with a new one and try to popularize it. But, until you do, people are going to use the only term that exists." Regardless, the idea that straight men don't use that term is silly. Most of us don't even get why someone would be offended by it.

[@ride1123]

@@turkeypedal how about just call me a person and lets leave gender out of it all together, thanks. i hate dwelling on these things that humans use to feel different from each other, when at the core we are all more similar than different, we're just humans.

[@pacojuggles]

@@ride1123 Sure, we're all people. But notice how you used the terms "straight" and "guys." So from the very beginning, you were identifying a specific gender and sexuality. We use terms to help us understand our unique experiences of the world. I have a lot of trans and nonbinary friends, and I call myself cis all the time to explore how my experience is different from theirs. No biggie. It's just a descriptor.

[@ride1123]

@@pacojuggles yes, and if i don't like being called cis because its a gross sounding word, or any other reason, that should be the end of that. just saying. honestly most people have been more concerned with my gender and sexuality than i have, since i was about 11. its stood out to me my whole life, i've never felt SUPER male or anything, to the point that i'm offended by a lot of masculine stereotypes because they're the opposite of who i am. honestly i don't care what gender someone is or how they identify, why would i. very few people are seen for who they are inside, thats a very human issue for everybody, i believe.

[@pacojuggles]

@@ride1123 Sure, if you don't like being called cis, I can respect that. I don't really feel like I fit into masculine norms either. Probably why most of my friends are queer. But there's a difference between saying "straight guys don't like being called cis," and "I don't like being called cis." You're welcome to express your own identity, but your experience is different than others.

[@brettharlow7010]

I guess anybody that can hold a microphone is now considered a comedian.

[@ashgavs]

Why do ppl say this when the crowd is laughing? It really blows my mind. We don’t care if you don’t like it; enough ppl so to keep me employed so go enjoy the comedians you like! Or keep blowing up my engagement. Either way.

[@Frostfern94]

Explains why you aren’t holding one then.

[@turkeypedal]

@@ashgavs Because they're either heckling you or trolling you. They know it will upset you, and want to see how you'll respond. Honestly, the fact that people get away with it at shows is a reason I don't find myself wanting to go. I'm sure you're quite funny, but this video didn't really let us see that. The humor comes from the situation that heckler was in. And, yeah, you held your own against them, but, if I were there, I would have rather actually heard your material.

[@goromajima5983]

Bro i’m like fucking depressed after watching that shit

[@mbest5895]

Why?

[@goromajima5983]

@@mbest5895 because that shit is bad

[@FZ-bk9kh]

@@goromajima5983 humour is subjective man...you need a high level of empathy to find things funny, especially if it's about things that don't impact your life directly

[@ElephantBobcat]

@@FZ-bk9kh well... Pretty sure your comment sent Ratinho into deep introspection or therapy.

[@flask223]

Therapy now.

[@String.]

That was not even close to being funny. Could have been though.

[@LOSTONITALL]

Two words: female (lesbians in-particular) comedians are sad on the inside and it makes me sad to have to force myself to laugh or clap. Does anyone care about my feelings.....at.....all? ......... lol Neither do I.

[@bryanrasmussen6840]

Damn... Damn... Where are the jokes. This is how to never become funny.