Asian Thanksgiving Turkey Prank

[@quilliamattari2772]

When he said to the first guy "HURRY UP" I completely lost it hahaha he seemed like a very sweet guy.

[@anissagzh9074]

same!! ahahhahaha

[@iliveinabox68]

.

[@ericagremler5147]

Omg I died when he said hurrrryyuuupp!!

[@stephenbrown6319]

Erica gremler 😂😂😂

[@AyoCoat]

Erica gremler most funny part 😂😂

[@iz.6802]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@sahraahmedkoshin]

Ohh lol, me too

[@benjamintramer8104]

That’s my favorite part out of any prank phone call that’s he’s ever done

[@dontlook2940]

*Chinese guy walks In* " Yep that's him get him"

[@Proff0ak]

Don't Look *guy asks for turkey* GITTUM!

[@tatyanashania9025]

Buk lau is Vietnamese

[@OhioGirl]

+Tatyana Shania he's mixed Chinese and Vietnamese

[@ashlevvv]

LMAOOO

[@zealot9129]

Tatyana Shania Same thing

[@z_rxo]

10 years later and this is still funny

[@marcoamin2254]

12

[@stardust0075]

You should call him now, after 10 years. Saying that you bought turkey 10 years ago. 😂

[@r0n718]

2023 I’m still watching

[@808_genesis]

@@r0n718same

[@r0n718]

@@808_genesis I usually watch his earlier pranks, before he started making his vids family friendly.

[@RobertArmstrong3000]

This guy is a badass, holding his ground, that's some badass manager, didn't even lose his cool

[@matthewthesecond]

RobertArmstrong3000 IKR? Watch his other videos. The managers in those ones cry and complain the second Russell calls them assholes. They trained this dude well.

[@Proff0ak]

matthewthesecond He's a robot with no personality.

[@krystiankowalski7335]

@@Proff0akThat’s what a manager is supposed to be. If he had “personality” he would be either too nice and give out too many things -> fired; or be too aggressive and cause too many escalations -> fired.

[@WiseDude50]

That manager was one of the most professional I have seen in Ownages Videos, big respect to him, manager if you are reading this YOU ROCK! He was very defensive of his employees, patient, understanding and explained everything!

[@artifexone2986]

thanks ;)

[@TheUwaisPatel]

+Angel Lopez are you the actual manager?

[@GusStorms]

I strongly agree he is the best manager and he should be a role model ... I respect how cool he is !!!! Respect! From the qatar

[@thespookyconfederacy6749]

+Angel Lopez Are you the manager?

[@artifexone2986]

+Draco Exponential yes I thought this was real! XD

[@VocesdeloDivino]

THOSE SUBTITLES OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

[@thealphabetmonster]

Thanks

[@anerectedpig6668]

+EarwigEarl lol.you actually did the subtitles. that surprised me like you should be more famous.

[@beretta673]

+EarwigEarl how do you make subtitles

[@lexworthington2]

Ur pic matches exactly what u just said lol

[@lexworthington2]

***** I don't get it

[@KeleentProductions]

That manager was on the phone just to be on the phone so he doesn't have to do any work til hes off work in 10 min haha

[@8512124]

I do that a lot of times tbh during the last 30 minutes of work

[@123Yellowberry123]

The first guy calls him "Miss" and the manager calls him "Sir". xD

[@jeremyvillaroman6062]

after watching the prank i found that the store manager had full control of the conversation, he didnt rage, stayed calm, and professional... i felt ownage was trying so hard to get to him any kind reaction but nothing worked... i have to give it up to the manager, he didnt even seem to get fazed

[@zariawinter4725]

Of coarse Ownage was trying to get a rise out of him, it's funny when they rage.

[@furonwarrior]

Jeremy Villaroman Because working retail sucks the soul out of you...

[@BoomBang101]

Jeremy Villaroman ikr

[@angelit161]

Lol yeah he must’ve been through some shit in his life...nothing phases him Lol

[@TheDJGuVna]

7 years later, this comment is still valid

[@staceyc2681]

I just love the subtitles 😂😂

[@andreasss007]

1:14 xD

[@ianlee608]

SAME MY DUDE XDD

[@stonedzebra420]

12 years later and watching this is a holiday time tradition

[@randomtimessomehow]

Why does everyone think that the "asian guy" is a female?

[@kazami-san4055]

Because he softens his voice when acting as Buk Lau

[@AI-cp1jg]

+Run Da Trap Because Buk Lau played Tyrone's wife in some pranks.

[@kazami-san4055]

Sven Guli I believe he meant the people being called not the viewers.

[@nxus]

+Run Da Trap I was thinking the same thing

[@jwilson7352]

Kazami-san ♥ i believe he was talking to run da trap not you.

[@realszn]

The 10th birthday of this masterpiece

[@matthewhernandez8342]

Happy Buk’s Milking!

[@katc6823]

Yes

[@huevage9617]

I remember seeing this a while ago

[@FrancoisMusic]

i cried and pissed on myself

[@mrcesarm1031]

+Mizzy now i cried and pissed on myself for reading your comment

[@Lyoko104]

+Cesar Monger Cry me a river and piss off xD

[@WhoWantsToKnow81]

+Mizzy Sound like soooombuhdeee made a brig exprosion!

[@jilmria]

+WhoWantsToKnow81 lmao 😂😂😂🔫

[@QuantikoOfficial]

Mizzy I only cried

[@steveaokay4143]

'I come with chopstick' ... 'Sir, you just threatened my life'

[@SunnyLovetts]

SteveAOkay that part had me laughing hard lol

[@somebody13324]

Suuuumbooodyhh it gets me every time

[@adillataheery9748]

+somebody13324 ikr :'D

[@joshn938]

+somebody13324 Rike a sambooo0ooodeh

[@robdog979]

somebody13324 was

[@Vallitexx]

Faaaaaaaaaacts😂😂😂😂😂😂 im dying rn

[@splinter360]

The way he rolls it.

[@carti9624]

These fucking subtitles I swear 😂😂

[@Sarmeilii]

Ikr

[@codylaguana420]

These people trying to steal comments I swear 😂😂

[@floydjackson2263]

ikr its hilarious

[@WeRektEconomy]

1:16 is the best part XDDDD the subtitles make it 20000 times better ;3;

[@Mohammedmalsaid]

he should have threatened to call the news

[@LonghornsLegend]

Store Manager did a great job actually keeping his composure, not hanging up or being rude despite being cussed at. I wouldn't have had that patience to deal with Buk this long😂😂

[@bengan1061]

now this is called TALENT

[@emmajacks8302]

Big explosion in my turkey lol omg

[@user-xy1xr4im4t]

OMG A NUKE

[@emmajacks8302]

a poop nuke

[@julesoddou3960]

Emma Jacks times doesnt pass in minutes it passes in dolphins but altough you dont have bike you dont talk about the dutch hahahaha *not funny* stop its not yogurt but ice creams dont have cream ahhh it an english party stop the bs man and have a turkey eye

[@emmajacks8302]

wtf? that makes no sense what so ever "time doesnt pass in minutes but it passes in dolphins" ?

[@julesoddou3960]

mountains arent made of pancakes just so you know Emma Jacks

[@oscarnaran2682]

This is by far one of the best prank calls, keep up the great work lmfao

[@nicktheclasher4419]

U comment 5 years later😑

[@oscarnaran2682]

Nick the Clasher maybe 5 years old but its still new to me cause i just saw it

[@abuhurairah8895]

@@nicktheclasher4419 6 years later

[@alexanderyoung9285]

Manager was very professional.

[@FourTwentyKush]

Naxelar yep

[@archaven7783]

He said “I’m the store manager at least 5 times

[@Ghost-gy8zp]

But the store manager wanted the spoiled sh*t Turkey brought back to the store. This never happens, so it would be a one time thing to compensate him without bringing it back to the store. He didn't trust the customer and the customer is always right in this one case.Poor customer service. He was to serious and doesn't come off friendly.

[@ChildrenOfOwls]

I don’t think so. They would have rung that guys neck if that was real and someone took that to the news

[@5C2WMedia]

Imagine what the call to the cops was like. Cops: 911 what's your emergency? Manager: Uh, a guy just threatened to kill me and my employees with chopsticks because someone took a shit in his turkey. Cops: *Hangs up*

[@niks7443]

The Legend 566 holy shit! i died their...i jst imagine that shit ...

[@stephendelvacchio9522]

You cats know the guy with the blonde hair was dee snider from twisted sister

[@BOKC_SkivMalarky]

that would've been funny

[@TheRPGentleman]

Stephen Delvacchio Pretty random. If I had to guess I'd say no one cares.

[@stephendelvacchio9522]

TheRPGentleman. I did it say it to see who cares. I was just saying ok nobody ask for your comments you think it Matthers to me who cares or not no cause I don't care dude. So shut up and chill out

[@Axe_xola]

13 years later, still funny😅

[@babym7484]

If I worked in customer care and I came across customers like BukLau I'd just laugh throughout the call tbh 😂😂

[@ch-km1cd]

The delivery on "i need to tell you something, what we gonna do"...perfection

[@intergalacticchanel]

The visuals really add to this one.

[@thealphabetmonster]

Thanks.

[@user-de8uu9vr3l]

+EarwigEarl What?

[@richgangniggaganggang2369]

I like how buk lau keeps going from Sir to Ma'am😂😂😂

[@ddl34]

SEMI AUTO Sup

[@lou5368]

that guy didn't lose his cool at all, big respect.

[@joopie46614]

he deals with this every day

[@floydjackson2263]

He is a very good manager. How does two chopsticks kill you? He is nice and cares for his employees

[@littlehorus2327]

Floyd jackson or a lawsuit from a turkey with shit inside lol

[@faridnoori6242]

except that he said he was leaving when Buk said he was coming to talk to him face to face. If he truly thought he was a homicidal maniac he would have stayed to protect his employees and customers.

[@E_Rico]

@@faridnoori6242 yeah and then he would save the day and the workers live happily ever after. What are the chances of someone being homicidal about a turkey?

[@aztecr7]

My favorite prank call video ever!!!

[@CardBoredHearts]

Same

[@17teacmrocks]

i wonder how ownage doesn't ever get traced

[@miltonmcdonald9092]

I'm sure that grocery store manager has his tracer after Ownage right this very second.

[@noob.168]

he calls diff places all over the world so it wont be the same police dept getting reports bout getting prank called over and over again.

[@dylldoiid]

I'm pretty sure he just did *67

[@c3sPAze]

Dylan The Firey Destroyer its impossible for him to use that. If you see his videos he mentions that he switched numbers to get the person to answer the call again. He is even able to call back the preson using the persons same number. Like he said in the British scammer prank.

[@ALEXFVHS]

you have to realize that nothing he does is illegal, they can block him if they like but calling cops wont help them. what are they gone say, he pranked called me?

[@XilentOfficial]

man that colour of the manager font is lika so derishus feels like im getting a vitamin C injection while reading

[@kavi711]

XILENT

[@KingStr0ng]

"Sir, the chopsticks are very gentle okay"- Buk Lau 2010

[@dylanramirez-parmentier3935]

"Oh so you arrest anybody who ask about the turkey?" "Yes sir" "Tanksgiving aroun the corner mudduh fukkuh" Yo he played the shit outta him XDDD

[@brandondelarosa4244]

I started dying at this part

[@robbydelp5447]

this needs to be animated

[@Zjzjzj888]

1:02 It's so funny how people always mistake buk lau for a woman ;)

[@alizafar5072]

***** NOT RIIIGHT motheryaar You must have not seen many BukLau episodes. Even the cartoon shows BukLau as a man. You think they couldn't animate a f.o.b asian woman instead? You think that bowl haircut and flatchest is a woman? He even passes as BukLau in his live video pranks, with his buklau mask and wig. He only pretends BukLau is a woman in like 20% of the pranks. In most of them, he corrects the prankee by mentioning his boosack and verifying his manhood. You must be a retahd-one or sumfing, youlo?

[@vcca15]

***** he uses him as a wife becuase so many think its a girl

[@Ray-mw1fx]

***** Uhmm he kinda do woman voices like for being Tyrone's wife etc etc but he kinda becaomes a he too

[@erikthegodeatingpenguin2335]

***** Mr. STYOOBID!

[@kidski]

V. CAI He transitions depending on the prank itself.

[@Youtubrerunknown]

you should have played the 'health violation' card in the beginning

[@takerapoel]

Ya well, if I found shit in my Turkey, 200 dollars wouldn't be enough

[@OrangeOctangular]

Giorgos Apoel Big Cheese needs just 200 dollars back

[@Proff0ak]

OrangeOctangular, Supersequential Subordinator of Serene Subterfuge, Lone Champion of Lost Truth OH C'MON!

[@TheRPGentleman]

noob destroyer I don't think he's getting that $200 back. Rich at ReviewCucumbersUSA has to afford his cucumbers or his girlfriend will leave him.

[@EndlessSummer888]

If he ACTUALLY had shit in his turkey and he called corporate, and corporate had reason enough to believe this, they'd immediately offer at least $1000 so he doesn't get a lawyer. If he talks about getting a lawyer, the initial offer would be $5000. If he still hires a lawyer, the lawyer would be able to negotiate for 10 to 20K, easily. Shit in someone's turkey is not something any large chain wants to be known for. I can potentially see this being worth even 1 million, and the corporate trying to settle this outside of court - and it is a MUCH bigger deal than a bug in someone's food. Many cases about a bug in someone's food have settled for over 100K in the past.

[@asdfasdf6791]

The store manager is such a good man though

[@PlushyBear101]

with no personality

[@alejandroochoa1840]

store managers are supposed to be responsible and mature tho

[@alizafar5072]

Alejandro Ochoa Not to mention there are secret callers, just like secret shoppers, that call and test the way management as well as employees handle tough situations which causes frustration to see if you handle it appropriately and professionally. Lets hope the Indian restaurant fuckfaces get a call from them one day. Those brownies are vicious. And before you tell me I look Indian which would make me a hypocrite, I will simply say I was made from Pakistani genes. Big difference...however if it was 1946 and Pakistan was part of India still, I would probably have self-hatred. Can't stand those greasy, oily, stank, hairy little people...walking around in socks with sandals motheryackers.

[@D3nchanter]

ali z "before you tell me I look Indian which would make me a hypocrite, I will simply say I was made from Pakistani genes. Big difference" apparently not, you look exactly like you are from the region...

[@alizafar5072]

That was my point...to clarify to those who wouldn't be able to distinguish, that I may look like that to someone who doesn't know better, but I specified by saying I'm not Indian...thankfully.... That's just like something that someone who isn't asian, would say about a chinese person looking chinese, japanese, korean, or vietnamese. They may look the same to the untrained eye, but they do look different. To help you out for future reference, people from that region usually go from lighter, to darker, going from west to east. Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, Bangladesh. That's something to remember for future reference. I can tell the difference between a person of each descent, since I am more familiar...as would most people who have heritage deriving from those places.

[@VerisimilitudeDude]

LOL I love the subtitles! XD

[@sylvial1985]

I think the store manager outsmarted ownage prank lol

[@hurryupnow1]

How?

[@michaellucas6158]

Sylvia Lopez how

[@YouTubeExplore777]

Native Americans are greeting you.

[@MartyMcfly720]

Soniya well not really outsmarted but he didn’t entertain it. He stayed professional

[@krishnavamsiii1886]

@@MartyMcfly720 therefore outsmarted. Ownage's goal was to get on his nerves and make him mad. But he didn't.

[@GoHerping]

9:00 "It's not funny, do you think its funny?" "No si--" "That's right it's not funny"

[@mexicanjesus1653]

lol underrated comment

[@jkmattpcolorado1970]

I didn't know you were a fan of ownage lol....that's awesome

[@anas2555]

@@mexicanjesus1653 he just said what the time stamp said smh

[@juniormendez1339]

The captions are EvErYtHiNgG. Lol 😆 🤣 😂

[@moonspire]

The store manager was a boss. XD And of course he's gonna keep repeating the same stuff--so was BukLau.

[@GhostFaceHDs]

Why are this old pranks way more funnier than ur recent ones?!😂😂😂

[@nicxl3035]

Omg that store manager has some incredible patience!

[@aeo5922]

yeah sure

[@ahnaffaiyaz1892]

This guy's calmness is next level.

[@MTKTHIESSY]

LOL u right

[@AvaGamerStuff]

Props to the manager for keeping it cool and professional.

[@MuddafukhingdisKUST]

This guys should do subtitles for al your videos! SO FUCKING FUNNY

[@tonyd1612]

I had my headphones on at work listening to this and I had to leave the room because I was laughing so hard

[@isaacclark284]

"You can smell my pain." I don't know how does that impression without laughing

[@destinymartinez3339]

when he screamed hurry up I died 😂😂

[@shadowrobotnikthehedgehog1055]

lol i feel bad, the first guy was so nice xD

[@djdb1214]

I have no idea how you keep people on the call so long. They would have hung up on the average Joe 'Schmo a long time ago. Lol.

[@isaaca2312]

lol that's what I always think to

[@djdb1214]

***** I'm not quite sure what you're asking me. Lol. What??

[@gorillaju4791]

I know right

[@djdb1214]

Nothing he said made sense to me anyway, proper grammar or not.

[@alternativehypothesisreupl9735]

Delana Trujillo-Johnson he has a very inviting way he speaks

[@amirbrown5392]

This guy is freaking hilarious I almost shut my pants

[@dimekid1]

why where pants open in the first place

[@spaceface105]

Onyeka Nwo I think he meant shit...

[@Frankie-xu6sr]

I don't understand if soombooody try to be duh funny or sumting

[@TheE1337DogeORIGINAL]

ya better keep em open

[@spaceface105]

Well you better shut them youlo?

[@Shadat313]

Bro, I'm driving and laughing my a** off! Thank you ownage prank.

[@MTKTHIESSY]

Be careful while driving

[@shoe245]

As a person who works at Safeway. Thank you. lol

[@aram00001]

2:05 gets me every time!

[@andreasss007]

1:14 :P

[@Slashoom]

Andy Kodikonio 9:47 I was thinking how are two chopsticks threatening someones life?

[@davidking6242]

Lmomjian HARRY APH!!!

[@brockvargas357]

Le

[@aaronleonard641]

Slashoom yo kno, if-a yu pu chop stick up sumboodeys ass, it can be leetul

[@ZootedInc]

why everyone think buk lau is a girl

[@lyhthegreat]

+Pyro Sandwich cept this manager...he actually listened to him for so long after all that shit lol...

[@vexzarkov7791]

+Pyro Sandwich whineyness?

[@stupidboy1746]

he is

[@SnowballTheFoxx]

I mean...buk lau can be what buk lau wants yknow

[@444hzplug8]

SnowballTheFoxx so true

[@nateworthy530]

This was the best one ever!!!!🤣🤣🤣 I almost peed myself 🤣🤣🤣

[@cbar0x]

"Same shit I've said over and over I'm a robot with no personality" Give Ownage an Oscar

[@5C2WMedia]

franz Ownage didn't sub this video, someone else did

[@cbar0x]

The Legend 566 Then give him the Oscar

[@castlehair]

+franz he handled the situation following regulation, he isnt a robot, he just wants to keep his job

[@PrimalRedemption]

"So you can smell my pain" LOL what the fuck

[@mikehuynh1988]

Funny as shit

[@dcb7984]

I absolutely love listening to you!! You make me laugh so hard every time! 🤣😆 In all honesty, thank you for what you do!!!! Keep it up

[@pinkmark4047]

“The smell. Evaporating. Like a gas. Sssssssss,” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rakibabdul9187]

danm buk Lao I can't believe u dragged that conversation for 13 minute lol

[@RandomPersonVEVO]

WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL BUK LAU 'MISS' HE DOES NOT SOUND LIKE A GODDAMN MISS

[@nelaf]

Things sound lighter on phone.

[@marcoamin2254]

he does 🤣

[@HolyRomanEmperor90]

I actually prefer this Buk Lau voice over the current more high pitched one. I think it sounds more realistic.

[@maxhelfert1234]

Ryan von Kresseling lol same

[@anthonybha4510]

Absolute masterpiece. My fav. This style was so much fund before ownage unmasked himself. The visuals, the captioning. Tears in my eyes laughing.

[@mluterancik]

Omg go to 9:30. I was crying from laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣

[@penguincommunity6218]

The store manager was exceptional.

[@AlphaSteelFang005]

threatening with chopsticks LOL

[@girlmama.]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE one of the pranks so far.i seriously cracked UP. omg the way buk lu lu heightens his words and the attitude😅🤣 SERIOUSLY THE BEST.

[@KQJ777]

funny how they keep on saying miss😂

[@jesperV12]

"Thank you for calling the bakery, this is a tranny speaking how can I help you?" Those subtitles are killing meeehhhhh 😂😂😂

[@theysociety9204]

Jesper Vrijenhoek he does a great job animating them too! And the phonetics!

[@bballskiller]

Wait what lol

[@kameronroberts9945]

I can't watch these without feeling second hand embarrassment and pausing it all the time LOL

[@akivaschulman5969]

I thought I was the only one😂

[@BarrageHero]

By far the best Buk Lau call. Staying in character for that amount of time is seriously impressive.

[@georgethomas7040]

Those guys talked soo politely without losing their temper.

[@y_p7]

the guy was so polite he didn't even say one bad word

[@BrennanCarpenfield]

classic, happy thanksgiving yall

[@lindahersco7638]

Omg I can't breath laughing he says someone crapped in his turkey it's traumatizing he says he brought it in his car and it's stinks up his car lol lol the whole story is cracking me up

[@likquidsteel]

Came on this channel to reminisce on how great the Buk Lau voice used to be

[@SimonPereiraMusic]

What do you mean 'used' to be.... -_-

[@likquidsteel]

Ownage's Buk Lau parlance has gone through the most drastic change. Abdo is a very distant 2nd; the other voices have stayed pretty consistent

[@SimonPereiraMusic]

21BakDoor21 Agreed lol

[@skxlter5747]

10th anniversary of this icon

[@jknight3774]

Who's watching this on thanksgiving

[@SK-pv6xl]

Jacob Keegan me

[@Nexustensial]

I was

[@oscaralma7820]

buck shit choy turky wit big ixplosion doo doo stuffing is gut fo you raii laoooooooooo!

[@standingelton6375]

Jacob Keegan, I'm watching on Jan. 24, 2021! 🤷‍♀️😷 ☮️

[@pylonialwaffles6944]

LOVE the subtitles in this episode. My favorite kind by far.

[@Temms]

he is a very good manager

[@gizoidx8331]

1:28 OMG I am on the floor laughing my ass off xDDD

[@catchingnevada4501]

lol

[@Lobel_62883]

"da customer i always rye"

[@TheJLAMAR23]

Man that manager controlled the convo the whole way! No matter what ownage said

[@FadingAway10]

I always watch this coming up to Thanksgiving😂

[@Urkizzle]

For 10 years 😂

[@djtacogun1246]

it,s called pranksgiving

[@SnatchCraft7]

OHHHHH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUNNY> I LOVE THE BOOOOOOY BIT>

[@hard-to-findtv8334]

Videos are so good that I come back to watch them

[@OracleTestlab]

you should have ended the conversation apologizing for whole prank, store manager is really a gentleman!

[@yournamepvp6806]

Am I the only person that laughed at Poom Mai face?

[@Raydzs]

Jesus this had me laughing so hard!

[@Truth4Lyf]

The OG Ownage had no chill. As good as the new videos are, I miss these crazy ones from back in the day 😂😂😂💯💯

[@TaeRae-sg3py]

I’m dying of laughter 😂