Asking an AI Image Generator for Pizza Johns

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[@seanmurphy3430]

John, it is my...pleasure? to inform you that the AI art generator has not, in fact, ever eaten a pizza.

[@dragonharris5465]

I’d be pretty alarmed if it had eaten a pizza!

[@amandasutherland626]

Or met a John

[@SiskoMaSu]

That's a bit sad

[@The_SOB_II]

mmmmaybe.

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

This artist has never seen a baby, but instead of a baby it's pizza.

[@boudicathebrave]

The generator *so intensely* wanted there to be strawberries on those pizzas. Strawberries on pizza really blows the pineapple on pizza discourse out of the water.

[@D0MiN0ChAn]

For real 😭🤣

[@isabelagraton]

well if it were a sweet pizza then it would be ok

[@dragonharris5465]

I’d try it at least once

[@one_smol_duck]

🤖: What are those red spots I keep seeing on pizza, human? 👱: Sauce, probably? 🤖: Are you sure? 👱: Idk it could be pepperoni. 🤖: Or strawberries. 👱: No, no I don't think it's strawberries. 🤖: We should enhance those strawberries to end this debate. 👱: They're not strawberries please listen to me. 🤖: 🍕🍕🍓 👱: dear god what have you done

[@gljames24]

A sweetza doesn't sound half bad. It'd basically be a thin strawberry short cake. Would that mean a regular strawberry short cake is a deep dish?

[@hunnybunny823]

I still want a video where Hank impersonates John and John impersonates Hank.

[@ireallyhatemakingupnamesfo1758]

Those few seconds when Hank was talking about the PiH project really gave me a taste of what we’re missing

[@dstinnettmusic]

I don’t think John or Hank could handle this but for entirely different reasons

[@swagilyph]

Idk why but when Hank was sick a few months ago I thought he sounded especially more like John.

[@kb470]

Jank hand hohn?

[@nessidoe8080]

What!? After so many years of vlogbrothers they haven't done this yet?!

[@ERYN__]

"Hank's not going to say it, so I will" And then Hank repeats it, is such big/little brother energy.

[@untappedinkwell]

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[@SofiaCavalcante]

funny thing is that hank is the eldest lol

[@Nerdnotwashere]

You mean John is the eldest? 😂

[@SofiaCavalcante]

@@Nerdnotwashere no, hank is

[@sumgirl720]

@@SofiaCavalcante John was born in 1977 and Hank in 1980.

[@eviljohn]

I have always loved Vincent van Dough's work.

[@anyamccullough2844]

This is too good of a pun to not have more likes

[@41-Haiku]

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[@elylozada9576]

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[@JordanThatblondegirl]

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[@untappedinkwell]

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[@JordanThatblondegirl]

“AIs only have nightmares” is such a raw line.

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

I guess that settles the question of "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"

[@KevinTurner-aka-keturn]

I'm not sure if they think of them as nightmares, though. Which is worrying, actually, because it goes to show how willing they are to bring you nightmares without knowing it.

[@confusednerd4693]

“The AI really wants me to be handsome” Sir, both of you, including the pizza john, is already handsome

[@francescakyanda9182]

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[@plaid_scientist]

As a (fledgling) Computer Vision Researcher, The AI models that try to get the meaning from the sentences you type are actually trained primarily on Wikipedia-style image captions (with CLIP, OpenAI's model, being trained on Wikipedia captions themselves) This culminates in the AI actually mapping things better if they're formatted with more details and a sentence structure! This is probably why "Pizza John Green by Van Gogh" melded john green and Van Gogh, and something like "A Van Gogh painting of Pizza John Green" may yield better results. It's weirdly kinda counter-intuitive when compared to how search engine AI has trained us to type concisely, but AI is weird (and definitely getting scary good at making images.)

[@RemizZ]

Oh that really works better, thank you!

[@stuck_around]

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[@amykathleen2]

Is it actually stealing images like Hank said, or is it making new ones? (Well, “new.” Human-created images aren’t new either.) I don’t understand at all how it works.

[@PhantomVirus]

@@amykathleen2 I’m not an expert on this stuff so take what I say with a bunch of salt, but it seems to me that it’s “stealing” as much as every human artist who has ever made anything. It gathers data from seeing other art, and generates something new from that gathered data. It’s generating an image of random noise, then attempting to match that random image to the “average” image of whatever prompt you gave it. So if you put in pizza as a prompt, it would generate random noise, then alter the pixels to get closer to what the pizzas in its database look like. So its creations are genuinely unique because they are based on randomness. This is why it can make different things from the same prompt.

[@plaid_scientist]

@@PhantomVirus But that doesn't take into account that some datasets use artwork without the original artist's permission. Is it copying then if you have a large scale network that can perceive and recreate details better than some humans that's trained on stolen art?

[@bethn2836]

As an artist, this was terrifying, hilarious, concerning, and also inspiring.

[@anethanlad]

so. it checks all the boxes in the KZbin surveys.

[@Rosalie_Jansen]

Quite. As an artist I now simultaneously want to create ALL of the grotesque pizza John designs, while also not quite knowing why I would even try anymore.

[@bethn2836]

@@anethanlad yep! It was pretty much a perfect video.

[@bethn2836]

@@Rosalie_Jansen there were a couple there that I truly loved, and some that I just wanted to analyze, as if a human actually created it.

[@RomitHeerani]

@@bethn2836 I would be interested in watching someone breakdown AI made images and what that would imply if a human had made them instead.

[@spockw.5250]

Hank appearing alone on John's set, while brief, was the most confused I've been all week.

[@ananyaravikumar5069]

In a football jersey no less!

[@rev.rachel]

Until John zoomed into the screen, half of my brain was like "yes this is normal" and the other half was like "..................wait"

[@jessw1168]

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[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

@@rev.rachel It _almost_ looks like a normal Hank video.

[@elliottmcollins]

"It's like the AI has never eaten a pizza"... I'll be thinking about that for the rest of the day.

[@marycl4709]

“When you really love pizza, you really want to be able to smell it twice” 😂

[@FredDermett]

I wanted this video to never end

[@douglasboyle6544]

Same! I kept looking at the time to see how much more was left 😑

[@mckennalalis5499]

John should have worn the home jersey while Hank wore the away jersey

[@logan2113]

My non-nerdfighter partner is deeply considering getting a jersey. The power of PIZZAmas to bring us all together over absurd pizza 🍕

[@untappedinkwell]

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[@MarkThePage]

The possibility of a non-nerdfighter partner is how I'm struggling to talk myself OUT of buying the Pizza John rug. It'll never get me a second date.

[@logan2113]

@@MarkThePage Or you guarantee yourself a second date with the right person 👀

[@amandasutherland626]

We must convert! 😂

[@MarkThePage]

@@logan2113 True! However, I am not sure how much intersection there is between the Venn diagrams of "people who'd love a rug of John Green's mustachioed face without knowing what Pizza John is" and "people who I'd trust with my life".

[@jagrubster]

Hank Green: bridging the cap between TikTok and KZbin more every day

[@TooShortPlancks]

"His Eatnis" is clearly an epithet equivalent to the Papal "His Holiness" but for Pizza John.

[@cressrose]

PLSSS XD XD thank you for this gem!

[@eddiesunder]

We go from horrifying congealments of pizza and man amalgamated by a robot who lacks the human intuition to know what it is doing to JOIZZA in less than a minute and I love it Edit: Also love the unexpected perfect description of what the sign depicts when it went with "John*AI*urant"

[@sistinechapel2124]

I propose those signs be made into a special pin collection for charity Because i would love nothing more than to see the bewildered confusion upon peoples faces trying to read them 😂😂 Whilst also supporting charity! Another lovely collab! I love Pizzamus!

[@Sinyk2u]

Oh I wish they made pins for pizzamas. I'd buy them all. Even if I didn't love the designs!

[@invisibleninja86]

They do! There’s a pin subscription. :)

[@Sinyk2u]

@@invisibleninja86 ordered! Thanks!!!

[@mossman15]

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[@bananatassium7009]

the quality of the AI art is honestly insane, I can't tell if I love it or hate it

[@iluvearth99]

Truly!! The propaganda posters were insanely good

[@douglasboyle6544]

That's a quality of good art.

[@catarthic]

can we PLEASE have an extended cut of the reunion vids? :,)

[@bennyfactor]

"The AI really wants me to be handsome. And I for one appreciate it." Favorite line in this video of many great lines

[@skylerwitherspoon]

AI trying to do words is the best, they always make me laugh way too much

[@spacey-sam]

The first one is horrifying beyond imagination! Thanks for showing me that and searing it into my brain for all time

[@HelenRosemarySmith]

Thank you for taking us on the journey to the Johnaiurant, Hank 😂

[@spenserwalker4361]

I would hi-key love it if next Pizzamas the shirts were based on Nerdfighters interpretations of some of these creations!

[@tmntallthewaydw]

I can promise you that isn't the smallest statue, my friend skyler 3d printed a smaller one of Muhlenberg because Pete's a John

[@untappedinkwell]

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[@dawn8293]

If I weren't such a fan of you paying real artists for their designs every year, I would LOVE a Pizzamas where all the designs are stuff like this.

[@anne1596]

For the "colored pencil illustration" (2:39) it included a garbled version of an artist's signature. I think that is really interesting. All the input images of colored pencil illustrations were drawn by people, who signed and dated their work-- usually in the bottom right corner. So to the AI, that is an important feature of a colored pencil illustration. I think it is a powerful visual representation of the fact that AI art is built off the labor of real human artists who did not necessarily consent to having their work used in this way. Signatures are how we indicate identity and ownership, so it feels very fitting for the AI art to have this distorted non-signature.

[@41-Haiku]

The consent conversation is an interesting one, but it seems to me that consent has never had much bearing on the dissemination and use of intellectual property. It's unclear why we would start prioritizing that now, especially since most AI-generated images actually aren't just remixes of existing images (except in the sense that all images produced by humans are as well).

[@aedeatia]

@@41-Haiku I think it's the fact that when artists share their works online, they know and accept that it's going to be stolen and used else where. But image generation AIs are new, and so artists had no idea that their works would be used in this way when they posted their works online. I feel that new artists posting artworks today won't feel as negatively towards AIs as they know about AIs and are implicitly consenting when posting online. To expand upon your point about AIs not stealing, AIs are trained on billions of images. Each artist's contribution is microscopic, equivalent to just a few numbers. Hardly anything resembling their works exists in the AIs, the AIs have truly learnt how to generate new images.

[@Trystaticus]

I could watch you two commentate ai generated art for hours

[@alixnoble4042]

my sleep paralysis demons have been well fed today, thank you for your service

[@saramsciarrillo]

Hey now, it's two all-stars!

[@untappedinkwell]

It does look like they got their game on and gonna go play.

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

Hey now, it's two all-stars Get their live show on, get paid (money that will go to charity)

[@catherinelangenkamp9340]

I'm thinking "His Eat is Johtta ioit oi Pizzzi John's Johnaiurant" might need to be a Pizzamas shirt next year 😆

[@benjaminvingborg3145]

"John Green Pizza boy drippy cheese with glasses" - Hank Green

[@Caterfree10]

Honestly, some of these I want to see commissioned versions of next year as shirts or other merch for Pizzamas.

[@erinlynch4180]

"John Green drippy cheese boy with glasses" is what I imagine Johnny 5 (of Short Circuit fame) would look like if he was reimagined as a sentient, near-sighted slice of Chicago deep dish.

[@untappedinkwell]

While the AI generators have done some... interesting work here, I agree with the dooblydoo: the actual human artists who make all of our pizza john art are way better. So, y'know, I am excited and horrified of what they're gonna do with the prompts Hank gave the AI generator. DFTBA, nerdfighter artists.

[@thewiseturtle]

"Better" is subjective. Whether an image is highly emotionally interesting to engage with will depend on your personal history and make-up. That's why life constantly wants to create more diverse individuals (animals, vegetables, minerals, etc.), so that each of them can create something that no one else could create, allowing the collective to continue to work to serve all individuals' needs in an ever-more-effective way. And the more technology takes over the jobs that us living things don't love doing, the more we're free to do what we love. Whether you are best suited and most interested in working in health care, being a designer, craftsperson, artist, teacher, social organizer, scientist, or philosopher, you will be able to do it, freely, and it won't matter what your body is made up of. And there won't be competition, as everyone creates and/or explores some unique niche part of the universe.

[@vulixirus]

@@thewiseturtle "And the more technology takes over the jobs that us living things don't love doing, the more we're free to do what we love." the problem with this is, if you are using this to defend ai art, is that the ai has not created anything new. It is not actually taking over the job of the artist, because the ai cannot be creative, only random. It can only scramble what humans have already created, there is no AI art without human art. And anyways, how does this hypothetical post scarcity world even apply to art? A carrot harvested by tractor is no different from a carrot harvested by a human hand, but you can't say the same about art. Until we create AI that has sentience, it cannot truly "create" art, it can only steal and randomly mutate, because art is about expression. I mean this in the most basic sense, i'm not trying to be pretentious here. You are thinking about art as a commodity first, when in a post scarcity world like you imagine, art doesn't need to be a commodity. It can be created and enjoyed without the need for it to make profits. Imagine a world where books, music, movies, ect, are all ai generated. terrible thought, right, and AI just repeating old ideas forever? why would that be different with visual art?

[@thewiseturtle]

@@vulixirus There is no need to "defend" anything in existence. It's here because reality needed it to be here. As for the machine learning programs generating images and text, they are indeed creating, as something new comes into existence that didn't exist before. It's the same thing that humans do, "stealing" and randomly "scrambling" the stuff that they've observed from their own experiences into something novel. I don't call machine learning systems' creations art, but then I don't call most creative efforts art, as I consider art to be a specific kind of creation involving emotional exploration. But that's just me. Other people call a beautiful sunset art. So it's all subjective there. Sounds like you might actually have a similar meaning of "art" as I do. I don't say it requires "sentience" but it requires emotions, which might be similar to what you're thinking. And I'm not talking about art as a commodity, but the OP was. Which is why I offered a perspective where it doesn't matter what sort of system - animal, vegetable, mineral, etc. - creates media, as what actually matters is how well it serves some individual personal preference. AI generated images are no better or worse than human, or elephant, or tree, generated images, because better is subjective. You might like the images I make, I might like the images Midjourney+you make, and someone else might like the images that a bower bird makes. So, a world where only computers generate images isn't inherently terrible, if that's what we like. It wouldn't be repeating, as it's literally generating novel images, just like humans, and all other complex systems do.

[@Nortarachanges]

@@thewiseturtle why are you making the observer the most important part of what defines art? Just because no one asked for what they’re making, a creator can’t call themself an artist? Art is a conversation. An observer is important, but not more important than the maker

[@thewiseturtle]

@@Nortarachanges There are multiple meanings of "art" going on. That's probably causing lots of confusion. 1. The general reality is that there are infinite personal/subjective meanings of the word "art": as in a beautiful sunset or an emotionally experimental creative process or a conversation. 2. OP's personal meaning of art is the primary one I responded to, and they refer to humans being the real "artists" while the software is not 3. My response to the OP offered another viewpoint suggesting that whether or not an image is "better" is subjective and in the eye of the beholder, and since we all need at least somewhat different things in life, it's good to have many diverse creators of images, including software and humans and all other forms of image production, so that everyone's needs are served, instead of just those who like the images humans make.

[@ozywomandius2290]

We’re at that cute stage in AI’s childhood when we get a huge kick out of all the cute things it’s saying as it’s learning to talk.

[@ladyofcuriousvirtue]

2:31 “It’s a little bit Salvador Dall-E” lolol that was so witty

[@Vostro-]

I honestly would buy a t-shirt of that one pizzajohn design... but use it as a template and have an artist recreate it so it still has a human touch :)

[@Savvy_lurker_14]

The theme for this Pizzamas is "Hank becomes MORE unhinged" and i am 100000% here for it

[@louloureads3953]

I was hoping to buy a t-shirt and/or something else for Pizzamas this year but sadly the exchange rate is just terrible - but the good news is that next year I will hopefully have a chance to buy Nerdfighteria’s interpretations of these ridiculous prompts!

[@AuthorJJHanna]

This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen please bring these back for merch next year

[@maggiejackson2160]

‘AIs Only Have Nightmares’ sounds like the even more dystopian sequel to ‘Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?’

[@beeson97]

As always, I'm VERY behind on my KZbin subscriptions, so I'm just now watching this. This is the hardest I've laughed in a while tho, which is especially refreshing as I have been feeling sick lately. Thanks guys. love the content, and love that it's going toward a good cause.

[@cogspace]

Those pizzaganda posters are actually really great. I would love to see something in that vein next year... made by an actual human artist, though, of course. =)

[@BlueManIan]

At some point we need an immersive Pizza John experience

[@LukeGreen1231]

I had a long day, so to both of you and this community, thank you. I now feel better. Pizzamas!

[@heyuiloveyoursoul]

not only did you make me laugh-cry but the restaurant signs made me spit out my coffee lol OMG thank you for the giggles - I know you can't do this kind of content all the time but it makes me sooo nostalgic for the brotherhood 2.0 days

[@jedisalsohere]

I saw Hank against John's background at the start and thought "what no wait-"

[@benking6232]

I regret having been eating while seeing some of these. Thanks Hank and John :')

[@JasonKurtz1992]

I have rewatched the bit with the signs at the end of this probably a dozen time since this video came out. It's the most I've laughed at any bit in any video in a very long time. Having a guaranteed cry laugh once a day is good for my health.

[@Freya806]

🔝↗️Congratß you've been for a m1pro Mac book and IPhone 14🅿️ rize from me🎮🎉🎉

[@notanotherdrowningfish]

The spiral-eye Pizza John reminds me of Hank's "You can see my eye in my eye."

[@hollywoodguy70]

You guys have broken me. I'm craving Pizza John's pizza now. It's creepy yet satisfying. *wipes tears*

[@shreyasbhave1526]

omg these are amazing lol. would love a vid about the implications of AI in art esp given the astonishing quality of DALL-E 2 and stable diffusion models. As someone who works in AI, would be very interested to hear what your thoughts are esp since John and Sarah have done so many videos and works on thinking about art introspectively!

[@ardidsonriente2223]

I will always wonder how I can love so much your stuff in general, yet on this special week you mix exactly 3 things that are pet peeves to me. Pizzas, pajamas, and fútbol. I don't mean is bad at all, you can do as you like and I will wish you all the success in the world because you do great stuff, but still the coincidence is kind of amazing to me. And then you also add AI and make me laugh like a madman. Amazing.

[@amykathleen2]

I kind of think “amazing but annoying” sums up Pizzamas perfectly.

[@asprywrites6327]

Been loving these dudes for SO long. Thanks for being awesome, guys.

[@dragonharris5465]

“AIs only have nightmares” 🤣

[@johnchessant3012]

I for one am on board with calling every restaurant I'm currently in a Johnaiurant

[@munjee2]

1:44 I was about to say "that looks like Bernard from me megamind" completely for getting that: John already made this comparison years ago

[@anna-maymoon1001]

My soul feels both cleansed and sullied so I guess it's the equivalent of tupperware that turns yellow after you throw it in the dishwasher?

[@victoriashaw1265]

Thank you Hank, and John, for the kind of wheezing belly laugh I haven't experienced in awhile. That was hilarious and cathartic.

[@mfiesta4634]

I got so much joy from seeing Hank on John’s background

[@ellessehargreaves7024]

THESE ALL NEED TO BE AVAILABLE NEXT PIZZA-MAS!!!!! Please and thanks

[@stavkeshet3070]

OH MY GOD THESE ARE SO GREAT- ALL OF THESE NEED TO BE MERCH FOR NEXT YEARS' PIZZAMAS

[@Callieebug]

I like that pizza quilt has one blue eye and one brown eye. Like the AI also does not know which one of you is actually John.

[@lasagnahog7695]

"Devastating" can be one of the most hilarious adjectives

[@ehrphoto]

I need to be able to buy a print of those at some point. That Pizza John with the pizza hat one just perfection.

[@DFTBA.]

2:07 it's a strawberry basil pizza john... bold choice I would not order off a menu unless it's a fromage cheese base and has some balsamic vinager reduction drizzled on it...

[@Chris_winthers]

"good Morning john i'm in your home" is a top tier out of context line

[@johnchessant3012]

3:16 Impressive. The AI managed to sign its own creation by misspelling the combination of John and restaurant.

[@juliegolick]

*Should* I be watching this video on Yom Kippur? Absolutely not. Am I giggling uncontrollably because I'm lightheaded due to Yom Kippur fasting, making this the most hilarious video in the history of videos? Yes. Yes, I am.

[@Lani1989]

Anybody else slightly disappointed John wasn't wearing 'home' while Hank had on 'away'

[@DawnyPotter]

This morning was rough but now I'm cry laughing, this is EXACTLY the energy I need today ❤️ I would visit those JOHNIARAUNTs

[@beth_rose92]

Please tell me there is a 20 min version on Hanks channel. We need more!!

[@ShieldAre]

It is shocking how much the AI images have dream-like qualities, like details that don't quite make sense, text that looks like text and feels like it makes sense but is gibberish, and so on.

[@missybarbour6885]

During Pizzamas we should only refer to John by his proper title; His Eatnis

[@ileft]

2 ideas for next years pizzamas, 1) inspired by the bust, a john chia pet so we can grow our own poofs 2) make that renaissance AI John an whole "painting" on posters and t's lol

[@sarahfjohnson542]

Omgggg I neeeeed to grow my own John stress poof! And trim it to feel better!

[@ellenrucks1674]

I saw an exhibition for MASS Design group recently at the National Building Museum in DC. This is an architecture firm that works with Partners in Health to design of hospitals, schools in rural African countries. Everything about their work, their philosophy of locally sourcing materials, designing sustainably, and engaging the local communities in all stages of the process is aspirational to me as an architecture student. It’s really cool that Hank and John are raising money to support this and I was so happy to accidentally see the vlogbrothers charity I’ve heard about online in real life. If you live around DC I highly recommend visiting the exhibition!

[@EMNstar]

Pizza John, King of Pizza, Father of the Realm and all of its Toppings

[@SabbyCat52]

I feel a deep missed opportunity for John and Hank to be wearing the Home and Away jerseys, respectively.

[@catherinelangenkamp9340]

Sameee

[@KatharineOsborne]

As someone who has become obsessed with AI recently, I’m curious which algorithm or service you used?

[@TheDaniel9]

I feel like John should be wearing the Home jersey and Hank should wear the Away jersey.

[@lexer_]

There are quite a few people out there nowadays that recognize that we need hope and how our global connection tends to spiral many of us into depression. But nobody does as good a job as you both do. You not only "preach" hope as so many do, but you also lead by example in a wonderful way. You guys gave me back my hope in humanity and pulled my out of the deadly spiral of nihilism. It might have taken 10 years or so but I eventually got there.

[@rozinamouz9286]

Would love the outtakes from this one ❤

[@annaliesekeiser8822]

You missed an opportunity to have John wear the Home shirt and Hank the Away shirt!! Come on, market these things

[@angeliquef1450]

Just went scrolling through comments to see if anyone else had thought of this exact same thing! Thank you!

[@Zusie]

I wish that the Pizza John bust was actually a holder for eyeglasses.

[@elementro101]

When I'm inside a restaurant it's no longer a restaurant anymore, it's a johnaiurant

[@rev.rachel]

The third one is alarmingly successful art.

[@Chip87]

“It’s just stealing from what other people have created,” like all art :)

[@yaakovgoldsmith7099]

Is all of my creativity just a mumbo jumbo of everything I’ve ever seen like AI?

[@hollishillis]

I like that we took the dear hank and John Pete Davidson joke and made it better 😂

[@rickyn3023]

Pizza John with a crown looks like a cross section of a Chicago style pizza slice

[@ramblinentertainment1922]

Them trying to read the restaurant signs suddenly teleported me to the black lodge

[@KarenPuzzles]

Is it just me or did the end sound like you were talking backwards, a la Twin Peaks?

[@worldcheerleader]

this has been my favorite video of yours. ty

[@robertofontiglia4148]

This is the second time in a week that you've made me laugh to literal tears.

[@tjzambonischwartz]

"it's a little bit Salvador Dalí, but with mooooore.... Shrek." Fucking killed me.

[@catherinelangenkamp9340]

Just ordered my Pizza John cardigan and hand towel set, and having moved to Indianapolis since last Pizzamas I'm now manifesting a personal delivery from the pizza man himself. Lol, not really, but it was really sweet seeing John do some personal deliveries in years past. That was so above and beyond 😅

[@laurenstockam2886]

So… pizzamas pizza quilt next year?