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[@yegor6763]

''WHAT HAPPENED TO THE T**S?''

[@ccdsds3221]

You seriously censored tits…

[@layeetskeeters9244]

.... it was Cancer

[@RudyTheNinja]

_"They're listening"_

[@P.Whitestrake]

​@@layeetskeeters9244 She does have breast cancer & already did a double masectomy. 😢

[@keystrix3704]

​@@layeetskeeters9244 No. Worse than cancer. Hollywood executives.

[@arongan8938]

This actually makes me sad knowing that this movie will never come out. This would be such a great comedy.

[@profanemagic5671]

yeah, I was thinking "this is the funniest twist on horror movies since scary movie" Sadge, its fake

[@AndrewB23]

No no it wouldn't

[@Fujtajblus]

I mean noone is stopping your from financing it yourself :)

[@oftheHowl]

The problem is it's only funny for short scenes, if you were to try and fill out a whole movie, everything in between the funny scenes would be garbage. Some things aren't meant to be turned into full movies. The skit served it's purpose

[@ElfosDeMordor]

@@oftheHowl Pretty sure it is possible to create the most insane pacing ever and make this into a good movie, would take a whole lot of talent though

[@MetalHev]

Scarier than 95% of horror movies

[@LaughingSkull451]

TRUE AND REAL

[@Bratanity]

Everyone can relate in some way 😭

[@Aman_Mondal]

Facts I got scared immediately

[@Tyiriel]

A small loss of mass, but a great loss for mankind.

[@kiojon2255]

Amen.

[@WarriorPaxo]

so long as munn still got dat ass i would be ok

[@jakeleo4518]

I would actually fken watch this NO JOKE hahaha, gosh this was so darn funny

[@toddtaylor6506]

This trailer was better than She-Hulk.

[@poppers7317]

My morning stool was better than She-Hullk.

[@rollzmoist5061]

@@ultimaxkom8728 cleopatra?

[@vollied4865]

​@@rollzmoist5061 equally shit

[@thronmckills6886]

At least she not twerk.. 🤮

[@dantefromdevilmaycry9857]

@@rollzmoist5061 Jada's nonexistent scalp is seething right now

[@muchacho19886]

the production value of this trailer beats like 90% of todays holywood productions.

[@MrValgard]

yep they mark every checkpoint for trailer xD

[@nathanhargenrader645]

No it doesn’t lol it looks super budget

[@ominae1]

99,9% I would say.

[@MrValgard]

@@Yambag that the point, you can put any subject into those trailers, and they will be equally ridiculous xD

[@stuarteaston1629]

​@@nathanhargenrader645 Someone doesn't get humour it seems.

[@DanilegoPlays]

"imaginary... Tits" really got me LMAO

[@Depressed_until_dead]

Imaginary ... tits, gone! 🤌🫴🤏

[@HeisenbergFam]

Imagine being in a relationship and you witness your GF's breasts slowly disappearing cuz she is a potentially supernatural being in disguise

[@zzygyy]

Or the beers goggles fell off his face.

[@PhilGerb93]

Yeah we call it breast cancer

[@rykehuss3435]

Her tits are the entity. In the end she says "theyre listening"

[@sirtaugs]

Or they've decided to be a man.

[@BleachRush]

or losing weight..

[@delta4135]

Still better then New Disney Movies.

[@blzahz7633]

than* 😏

[@Eilanzer]

well...this bar is too low~

[@angeloramirez1249]

Thegn

[@cloud9847]

To see Mr. Feeny still giving out solid advice is wholesome.

[@happyhippiesurbanfarm]

Agreed!

[@sleepydragonzarinthal3533]

That really did stop me in my tracks, and then laugh ten times harder

[@avioracrown6967]

Just say "bro you're on copium"

[@NobleNomad]

The trailer is old, like 10+ years or so. A much younger Olivia Munn is in it, along with another fellow G4 alum I recognize from the trailer, this might have been a cutaway segment on Attack of the Show.

[@xXHurdyGurdyManXx]

Ikr

[@AS-fu1kd]

This was more engaging than any new horror preview I've seen in years

[@Jacqli-Rivoli]

You know what? I'd go to the theatres. I'd pay to watch it.

[@steffenbendel6031]

But only because you hope there will be a Happy End with tits!

[@PoochieCollins]

As a woman, it appears? Why so?

[@mesv3567]

@@PoochieCollins a woman of culture apparently.

[@craftah]

@@mesv3567 vot de fak

[@theblankking1966]

This is actually a deep metaphor for how we’re slowly phasing out physical sexuality from media.

[@lamb-mz2sd]

Not just sexuality, it's natural beauty.

[@theblankking1966]

@@lamb-mz2sd basically anything overtly feminine really.

[@Klayperson]

Troons and their enablers don't want you to know that there's such a thing as real women

[@pixelpuppy]

Crazy cuz this trailer pre-dates the beginning of thst era

[@theprodigalson4003]

Euphoria begs to differ

[@ThePiquet888]

Luv Olivia Munn. She has done heaps of really sketchy comedy stuff. 'Attack of the Show' was great. Not afraid to have a bit of fun. Super actress.

[@wobblysauce]

She knows what she has and not afraid to use it.

[@Rayhaku808]

She really made G4 for me. Good thing she got out when she did though

[@sarcasm-83]

I miss those times. These days, making a female host try to catch wieners in her mouth would burn the whole production studio's futures to the ground forever.

[@Fordo007]

The fact she refused to do x-men without an accurate Psylocke costume will always make me grateful towards her.

[@immapotato1]

@@Fordo007 probably one of the few good things about that movie

[@mariokarter13]

This movie can only work if they play it completely straight. No winking or nodding at the camera, I wanna FEEL this guy's loss.

[@cmbaz1140]

I really felt it when he was sobbing in the corner trying to fondle air ...

[@nzt3197]

Man I was excited for Dune part 2, but then this came along....sorry Paul Atreides, good luck getting your sand worm inside Chani!

[@iancumadalin7372]

Bro!!

[@rogon8591]

Bro!!!

[@ultimaxkom8728]

Bro?

[@Nightdare]

Brah!

[@rafadylewski7190]

Actually in the later books when he gets to become the GodWorm, Paul's being constantly shamed by hoes over how his new immortal body has no cock.

[@richarddaigle8777]

For anyone interested, a book called "La Moustache", is exactly this, but with a guy that HAD a mustache waking up and not having one, and pictures and family telling him he never wore one. Its a cazy book, the ending is insane.

[@johnderat2652]

I'm probably never going to read the book, can you tell how it ends?

[@shantilkhadatkar1195]

@@johnderat2652 +1

[@RexRecon]

Bro, don't leave us hanging, what is the twist?

[@solidsnakescake]

​@@RexRecon they were pranking him

[@marchbelongee]

Fuck you, MARKS THE SPOILERS GODDAMNIT​@@solidsnakescake

[@Zenn3k]

I believe that was actually a G4 skit, this is back from the early 2000's. I love the "close the door slowly while staring" shot they played 3 times (all different doors too), lol.

[@TheCaptain211]

Aots was a godsend

[@omargonzales3]

@@TheCaptain211Olivia munn 😋

[@GR8NE55]

Olivia Munn was my teenage celebrity crush because of AotS! I would watch it all the time only because of her!

[@GAB-vq7re]

Back in my day, AoTS was called screen savers. It's similar but different. Much more tech oriented. My favorite will always be x play and secret agent Bob and Steve. Absolute gold!

[@solec23]

​@@GAB-vq7re good times indeed 🤔 Being apart the army of monitor heads o7

[@NiteSaiya]

And now we learn that she lost her breasts to cancer. This bit was prophetic.

[@daviouscram2101]

What did he take the covid jabs in the boobs?

[@VazeulEzren]

Was looking to see if anyone else commented about this. I was thinking "Man, kinda messed up irony that Olivia Munn is the one in this skit..." It's good she found out about it and caught it very early though since it was a very aggressive cancer.

[@Azurith7]

Looking for this comment. Im glad she is alright.

[@nateking510]

If we can have "dude where's my car" then this is fine.

[@Pumkin932]

Finally, after all these years... I can force my wife to watch this movie to have my revenge for making me sit through Magic Mike all those years ago. We need guy movies like this. We need.... equality.

[@benjaminjameskurz]

Magic Mike is good tho, no homo

[@Rivershield]

That's exactly how i felt when they first announced the new Lara for the Tomb Raider reboot.

[@kurosumomo]

And that's Olivia Munn, remember Frosk told us Munn didn't want and still doesn't want to be part of anything that objectifies women.

[@maximusthundergooch3102]

Frosk has a chip on her shoulder the size of a mountain. I really don't take anything she says at face value.

[@Sentinel82]

Because Frisk is ugly and she's jealous of Munn.

[@CGJUGO80]

I guess she forgot about the time she shoved 5 hotdogs in her mouth

[@Kardall]

Cocaine Bear is one of the better movies that were made so far this year... At least it's not a rehash of a remake, it actually has a unique plot and is actually quite funny as well as being a 'thriller movie' of sorts. Kinda horror but more of a thriller.

[@geiiger]

Based on a true story, Pablo would have been proud

[@deminisis]

"Ghost T*ts" wasn't that scary, but "Ghost A*s" gave me nightmares for a week straight.

[@marltonmanks9891]

KAIN LIVES

[@P.Whitestrake]

I prefer t*ts than a*s. Because a*s is full of sh*t.

[@Aj9Livess]

Has some lovable goofy 90s energy. i love it haha

[@Journeyagain0]

2:29 Have you seen Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter?

[@zerogrey3798]

Yep, also read the book. By the by, the movie has Lincoln become a vamp at the end, but in the book he actually refuses.

[@frequentsee3815]

Having had a crush on Olivia Munn as a 14 year old boy watching Attack of the Show, this was actually horrifying.

[@Aaron-ft5nk]

I'm not really bothered by horror movies, but this is traumatizing.

[@nunyabizness3866]

That’s literally gamers when game companies release remasters of their old games.

[@finfrog3237]

"Made For Modern Audiences" TM

[@Chraan]

I mean the reaction of him and the gamers are pretty sane... A better way to phrase it is that these are the reactions of video game journalists

[@Merknilash]

This is old as hell and was hilarious to watch again with asmon's chat

[@grimneeldrakia7173]

I haven't been this invested in a movie in years

[@BaronSolace]

This hits harder knowing she recently had a double mastectomy cuz of breast cancer.

[@Grig_Orig]

So sad and so true.

[@AzurePursuer]

I mean, it's still a better plot than some movies

[@StevenBrianDumaguit]

Why do I feel like this is one of those lifetime original movies.

[@offender0]

I'm so disappointed that the URL goes nowhere.

[@Waggabagaboo]

I’m sure it did at some point. Fun like this is over, won’t see it again until stuff happens.

[@waynemoodley9835]

try wayback machine

[@tremapar]

Oof they actually jinxed it IRL

[@magicman9218]

this would legitimately dominate the modern box office

[@lqla4837]

It's like the Mandela effect but with boobs

[@D4ngeresque]

The Can-dela effect

[@Nightdare]

@@D4ngeresque ManDDela effect BTW. Now I got you here I still think you were robbed not receiving an Academy Award for "Dangeresque II: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1" And When does *Dangeresque 7* - "Buttons, I think we're not in FCUSA anymore" start filming?

[@sacrosanctus318]

This is definitely in the league with Velocipastor.

[@Reverend_Mohg]

I swear I would go watch this to the theater even if it was only 10 min long

[@Monsux]

I would 100% go and see this movie based on this “trailer”. The last time I was this excited after a trailer… SISU!

[@scubasteve2189]

This trailer was more enjoyable than most full-length movies of the last 3 years. 😢🤦🏻‍♂️

[@littlemad568]

Except Cocaine Bear

[@scubasteve2189]

@@littlemad568 Yeah….no…🤔

[@zackmarkham4240]

I mean, at least Cocaine Bear was based on a true story, just blown way out of proportions for theatrics.

[@aZ1d]

Kinda sad in retrospect since she just had a double masectomy due to a very aggressive form of breast cancer :/

[@phillconklin382]

I love how this is basically the plot of Flightplan.

[@meuryam7690]

I believe this is something Asmon and chat will watch off stream. 😂

[@Hoigwai]

It's Black Mirror: Comedy Edition.

[@Mr1Senk]

when someone stole your motivation in relationships

[@jord38629]

Bro, not gonna lie, this is fucking scary. True horror.

[@SaintConnor]

Boy this hits different now that Olivia Munn just had a double mastectomy due to breast cancer...

[@marksr1907]

Is that WoW's new campaign? They've replaced all cleavage with turtlenecks, midriff with full coverage, and the pretty girls with fruit bowls ....

[@SPACE_BOOOOOST]

I'm pretty sure this movie actually exists but instead of tits a woman's husband and kid disappears. In the end it was revealed that aliens were doing an experiment but ultimately failed because her mother's instinct was stronger than their brainwashing, or something along those lines.

[@Mlai00]

A man's memory of tits is stronger than alien technology brainwashing.

[@Healcraft]

I can't remember that movies name but wasn't it Gary sinise and Juliane Moore?

[@SPACE_BOOOOOST]

@@Healcraft That's right! And with this I got the name of the movie too, The Forgotten. "Ghost Tits" does have a better ring to it, but oh well.

[@Healcraft]

@@SPACE_BOOOOOST that's funny. Makes it seem like I was making some sort of pun about forgetting the name but I was serious. Think I saw it in theaters

[@connormurphree1828]

"Where are they!!!!!" - batman

[@mattroxursoul]

The greatest thriller ever. I definitely want to see this movie

[@capt_bry]

ironic. she did this is 2012. she was recently diagnosed with breast cancer

[@alessiosem2238]

Can we take a second to recognize how gorgeous Olivia Munn was back in the day?

[@isturbo1984]

🦀

[@KeytarArgonian]

Wow I haven’t seen this in *LITERALLY* a decade 😂 love it. Munn is life.

[@alexdenton5228]

masterpiece ofnthe century.

[@TheOpacue]

"They're listening!" I loved that part!! Best fuckin ending to that trailer!! 🤣

[@paulchen3993]

Looks funny when we see it like this, but what if its real? that would be much scarier than an actual ghost, i want my boob back!

[@Raspredval1337]

nah, man, Id probably be fine, if my gf suddenly lost her boobs. It would be so sad it you got into a relation only because of the boobs

[@AmayaChibi14]

It's terrifying, I'm still searching for mine （；´д｀）ゞ/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ Have you seen my chest? lemme know if you find it (lll￢ω￢)

[@mbr-il6ud]

This short was made years ago. I remember watching this and laughing my butt off. The closing of multiple doors got me.

[@SomeOne-vh1rm]

What about Rubber, a killer tyre with psychic powers to explode peoples heads

[@docholiday3800]

😂 that was a unique one

[@IWanderedAsACloud]

Every man's worst fear...

[@itsyaboiherman]

No lie....this looks incredible

[@DarthRic_]

This takes on a whole new meaning when you find out what happened to Olivia Munn IRL

[@Nellatak]

Cocaine Bear was an extremely exaggerated version of something that really happened and it was a great movie. It was really funny and yes kind of stupid but still great. Also the old man was Mr. Feeny from Boy Meets World and now I officially feel old knowing that.

[@ABD-pc3jf]

We are living that movie right now

[@fohhee]

This video don't age well, for those don't know, she was diagnosed with breast cancer and had double mastectomy.

[@goldenhate6649]

Idk, sounds like it aged pretty well

[@SigmaTheWhiteFlame]

Cocaine Bear was terrible. My favorite quote to describe it is “it was trying to be a comedy without any jokes.”

[@ichliebedich3149]

Would 100% watch!

[@winghong3]

1000x better than the Marvel and DC movies...

[@thetruth4116]

As a confirmed breast man myself i consider this a true horror movie!😱

[@finfrog3237]

I was Breast Man at a few weddings... I mean, Best Man.

[@deoxxys]

Gamers when developers get rid of boobs

[@sanssin344]

this looks a hell of a lot better than most of the woke trash being released now, i'd watch it

[@mf_________]

"Why'd you do it, Katie!?" Omg.

[@DarkAkuma]

Based on traumatic real life events... where a guy found out she was stuffing until he put a ring on it. ... probably...

[@BlackDragon95912]

"its is true my grandpa see this " - netflix probably LOL

[@marcjarvis7256]

This is crazy when you consider Olivia Munn got breast cancer and had a double mastectomy in this last year.

[@TheJoshShephard]

This!!! The minute I saw them vanish. I was like fuck, that's too real now. It's so sad

[@remipennel121]

Honestly, I would watch it

[@teentoya5895]

they always benn this size" broke me god that was funny

[@LocherYT]

Seriously, self-insert as the guy for a moment. How would you deal with that situation? Will you stay insane or embrace the lie? How could you possibly win and how could you possibly right the wrong?

[@Andytlp]

youd go insane

[@RinrinFran]

I will ironically watch this because this writing is more original than any Netflix show they've released nowadays.

[@wond3rbruh85]

This hits harder after learning that Olivia Munn recently had a double mastectomy.

[@xRevoEmaGx]

Olivia Munn will always be my #1 true dork gamer girl who just knew comedy naturally....

[@Azrael79a]

It turns out that she just started exercising more and her breasts shrank. So instead of just telling her boyfriend/husband, she had all his friends gaslight him like crazy.

[@Raspredval1337]

boobs dont shrink if you exercise tho, who told u this bs? 🤣

[@FeelnLikeIDoEveryDay]

Originality. That’s all any one is asking for. Not a reboot. Not a reimagining. Just some shout written on a napkin taken to a logical conclusion. Simple

[@aaronmicalowe]

Paused to say, we have Cocaine Bear. It's not 5 years away. Just as Asmon said, "We have C....." And I knew, he'd stolen my comment! 🤦‍♂😂

[@AnubisDark]

The trailer was masterfully done with all the check box of 1995-2015 horror movie trailers trope

[@Subninja2012]

Better written than most Disney+ shows.

[@hegenoxmaar704]

Now this horror is SCARY!

[@montebateman5840]

I can kinda relate to this. My wife had breast reduction surgery and went from DD to B just like that, with a Frankenstein scar on each boob to boot.

[@GamerStephanie]

Sounds like you're a real loving husband.

[@wingsoficarus1139]

@@GamerStephanie I think judging form the part where he said he "can kinda relate to this", he probably isn't having an existential crisis like in the parody movie that Asom reacted to.

[@cyradus]

This needs to be made. We should crowdfund whoever made this trailer so it does...

[@Zoulz666]

Tell me this is just a movie spoof and not an actual thing... please.

[@OtakuFear]

Just a 4-5 years old KZbin video. It's ok, it's just a joke (remember those?), no need to get offended over a movie which doesn't actually exist.

[@Zanduras1]

Still better than what Disney is putting out now a days.

[@wabajabatrektoe]

It's a spoof of a international film about a guy who's mustache dissapered

[@youtubearmy_bg8265]

I wish it was real would have been funny af

[@OtakuFear]

@@ultimaxkom8728 Sure thing, what is the question?

[@ryanmisale]

This would be a JUGgernaut of a movie if it released.

[@migalorsdarwin1930]

Damn this was so good,

[@qr3373]

I just read a story about how she got diagnosed with breast cancer and had to get a double mastectomy

[@FacterinoCommenterino]

Today's Fact: The world's smallest mammal is the bumblebee bat, which weighs just 2 grams.

[@Nardur12321]

That title is shared with the Etruscan shrew... weighing in at 1.8-3g

[@uberneanderthal]

looked it up thinking it would be cute. thing's a little demon. hope it's endangered

[@youtubearmy_bg8265]

@@uberneanderthal wdym it's cute

[@theepicshifter1251]

To be fair... the movie looks pretty good, I want to watch this

[@TheMucusMan]

Not first

[@truv_]

its like that one gas station episode of sunny but its amped up to 1000