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00:00:00 Intro
00:00:58 Emi Died in WoW
00:05:12 The Event Meta
00:08:56 Calories, the Gym, and Age
00:20:05 Mad Mushrooms First Game!
00:21:19 Asmons Gamersupp's Cup
00:22:47 Bans, Kids on Twitch, and Sponsored Streams
00:30:58 The Coffin of Andy and Leyley
00:37:28 GTA VI
00:40:51 Disappointing Games
00:49:27 Sponsorships
00:53:28 Cost of Living and Potential Special Eps
01:02:23 Video Game Discussion
01:07:34 BeingFree to Play = The "C" Word
01:16:33 Men are More Attractive Than Women
01:19:06 Concerts and Cosmc's
01:23:46 Fathers
01:27:38 Getting Older
01:29:16 AI in Love and Taco Bell
01:38:00 AI Influencing Medicine
01:40:17 Emi's New Pet
01:42:05 reading KZbin Comments
01:43:28 Episode Wrap-Up

[@steakandeggspod]

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[@jackcaffrey8493]

I will be tehre for the biggest failures

[@aspectjosh]

My favorite trio love this when I see this

[@aspectjosh]

Tell asmongold have a good day play genshin one day and I said hi to ermuu and tell tectone you got me aggravated when you stated genshin could never tho we have aloy and she’s bad a 5 star is a 5 star love ya tectone :)

[@mafrank]

Next episode better have NMPLOL or we riot.

[@MintBerryCrunch]

So in that game they ate their parents then he ate his sister…

[@gibble7863]

its funny to me how asmon can be so intelligent, reasonable and rational with some things, and then you hear him talk about food and its like a toddler trying to explain to his mum why he should have ice cream for dinner

[@BrxIghtside]

I mean hes a multi millionaire who are others to tell him how to live lol

[@Crowbar121]

He's just being ironic, funny

[@gibble7863]

@@Crowbar121 Maybe, but I genuinely wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't. You've seen the way he eats and lives. It could just be a coping mechanism. People create all kinds of fantasy nonsense in their head to justify the shit they do that they know is wrong.

[@gibble7863]

@@BrxIghtside oh for sure its his choice. Doesnt make it correct though. I'm not suggesting he stop doing what he wants its just the contrast between the two sides of him that is interesting.

[@Froggeh92]

Thats your first mistake. Thinking Asmon has intelligent takes

[@DoctorJohn_MD]

As a doctor I'm absolutely transfixed by every take Asmon has ever had on nutrition and health. It's like a car crash I can't look away from

[@MP_3122]

I mean there’s a reason bros already lost all of his teeth 😂

[@CatcherMorningstar]

Meanwhile American heart association recommendes 50g of sugar everyday

[@JokerTrikz]

@@CatcherMorningstar Sugar is toxic. There is a reason it isn't found in the wild very frequently. We should not be consuming much, if any at all, yet everything is a laced in it. When you see who benefits from the sale of sugar and whom they're in bed with; then it all makes sense.

[@CatcherMorningstar]

@@JokerTrikz do you even understand context buddy? I'm on keto since 2020

[@zebedeesummers4413]

half I think, half his teeth. Still a lot but the front ones have some real tooth there still@@MP_3122

[@seamusriley4503]

Asmongold is legit like a second century diogenes that got teleported to modern times. The explanation of liquid volume entering the stomach would have had the plebians of Athens transfixed

[@teamjenko5219]

this is so fucking accurate and hilarious hahahha

[@thunderborn3231]

the man passed out picking up a light ass mattress i dont think ide take health advice from him

[@sinner5452]

O love Emi's confusion, like "what i even fkin supposed to say to that"

[@jakefrancis4268]

10/10

[@ViralVideos-wp5cz]

i think about this every time I watch this dude. His behaviour, attitude and even his fuckin looks like Diogeness.😂😂

[@baronfuath5872]

the heavy silence after every time asmon says something degenerate or unhinged is one of my top 3 things from this podcast.

[@Barewell]

Ya then there is Tectone making shit up and everyone just believes lol

[@jerrybaton766]

whatever health advice Asmon gives you... do the oposite

[@HyuchaKyrie]

but im fat as fuck so imma do his now

[@daintywalrus4226]

It's sorta more health advice he pretends he's giving you. Dude is very clearly trolling with the calories thing. I have no idea how half this comment section misses that somehow.

[@Gazmus]

nah, i took his advice, swapped all my water for vegetable oil because it's less dense...I lost 90 pounds in a week.

[@jerrybaton766]

@@daintywalrus4226 yeah, the lettuce=burger is probably a joke but look at his eating habits, almost half of teeth gone, never shower, state of his house. all a show

[@gorrvaskr5963]

Besides eating. Asmon is 100% right when it comes to people eating too much. 3 meal system was invented by BIG FOODS.

[@baki_sigma]

Asmon's take on calories is crazy lol

[@Oxmosh]

Hes mentally ill

[@oftheHowl]

And as usual, Tectone immediately agrees with him

[@PersonaPrime]

Emiru is the only sane one on this podcast, let's be honest.

[@Oxmosh]

@@PersonaPrime I wouldnt say sane, theyre all fucked up

[@Pitbul2186]

None of them know anything about health or Diet lol

[@brian_unx]

I agree that the game awards show should have some kind of time limit on speeches in order to keep things moving along, but I think most people felt they were too strict about it. The specific issue here was when the creators of Baldur's Gate 3 were giving their speech for winning game of the year, and only had about a minute to talk. They were given the sign to wrap it up while addressing the fact that one of the team members had recently passed away before winning the award. The entire awards show should have been centered on that moment, as it's what all of the viewers were waiting for. That team won an insane number of awards that night for their game but then were given a sliver of time on stage.. I thought the advertisements for new games and a lot of the new trailers and teasers were great, but then they sped through award categories at lightning speed. It was just kind of off-putting. This wasn't supposed to be another E3 type of event, so they should have focused on the winners and game developers more than they did. Just my opinion.

[@4ce._.Official]

Good point

[@1shogunate696]

They let Anthony Mackie bullshit longer than they let goty winner speak

[@DANIELS-oc5my]

@@1shogunate696 Kojima had like 7 hours which shouldnt have fucking happened either

[@1shogunate696]

@@DANIELS-oc5my as somebody that’s never played a kojima game I agree. Even if I was a big fan my stance on that wouldn’t change

[@x0gucx]

Yah, the time limit isn't really the issue it's the amount of time they plan for each thing. Like how long kojima had, the whole muppet thing, these live performances. You can allot time for all of this but award winners get like a minute "thank you, thank you fans love you, team was so great..." Stfu and get off!!!

[@HighQualityLeftover]

Emi: "Actual eating disorder andy giving advice" killed me 🤣 Water=Soda 🤦 "I go to McDonalds pretty much every day"

[@mathieulebeau6587]

right like 90 pounds andy emi and never eating a healthy meal in his live asmond giving advice

[@HighQualityLeftover]

@@mathieulebeau6587 i gotta be honest, all 3 of them are questionable on any type of advice but videogames - but everybody is bad on a different level. Asmon when it comes to health and fitness, just as bad as his "cleanliness". Might as well ask a fish how to walk

[@shanustheanus]

​@HighQualityLeftover well a fish learning to walk is what eventually lead to asmon. So Asmon must be correct.

[@HighQualityLeftover]

@@shanustheanus sure bro - then take his advice and let me know how it works out for you xD

[@MegaThefuture]

For real an episode with Asmon's dad would be the best thing ever. Or second best, nothing beats the House Tour.

[@wex32]

Asmon's brows work overtime to burn all those calories

[@GO321]

As a Canadian, games are already nearly 100CAD after tax. If games jump up to be over that, I cannot imagine being able to buy all the games I want to.

[@RandoCDN87]

While Americans cry when a PS5 re-release of a PS4 game costs $70

[@SoulxWeaver]

There’s no way there are even enough good games out there that warrant purchasing Stop buying AAA dogshit slop You get way more value and fun out of $10 indie games

[@zebedeesummers4413]

How many games are you buying a year? I understand when money is tight. Growing up I played less than 5 games a year including things like Wii Fit, as an adult I only buy maybe 1-2 AAA games a year and play League if friends want to but I don't understand.

[@Jordyssey]

I think Emiru is wrong on this. Most gamers indeed have no money. I totally understand the whole inflation situation, that game's prices have been at 50-60 bucks for so long, but when the crisis hit in most countries, most people's salaries including myself, have dropped dramatically. Also the prices might be the same for so long, but as far as I am concern, games sell more now than they used to.

[@Thalaranthey]

nah dude games have been quite stable price wise for SO long while median pay in western world risen by ~ 60%+ in last 20 years. Except theres more dlc's now i guess

[@minisithunknown5568]

@@Thalaranthey Maybe third world countries salaries were cut for sum reason... I never heard of that, I always heard they keep inflating their currency and that is why their currency is so much less than the USD. I am sure OP can explain more.

[@Thalaranthey]

@@minisithunknown5568 it might seem like that on year to year basis, in Poland for example we earn ~ 8x more than 25 years ago but bread is 6 times more expensive. But game prices stayed the same. Cant say for africa, but the tendency is similar across the world; PPP Has Risen more than prices in pretty much every country

[@minisithunknown5568]

​@@Thalaranthey In the U.S. it is better as wages has maybe doubled and the food prices has a little more than doubled. housing and other stuff is different of coarse. 8X more is insane. Sounds like Poland is better of than here. :P This is why I was confused when he said his salary dropped which I never heard of.

[@Thalaranthey]

@@minisithunknown5568 Poland isn't really that well of(economy wise), its decent, it just used to be really shit. Communism, 100+ years of being exploited and being most destroyed country in 2 ww (with no post war reperations) took its toll

[@bradyhodges4784]

Tectone describing how he wishes there were more morality games, and romance games and games that let you do what you want…he just described BG3

[@UltraPancakes]

The closing credits with the pauses on each of them gives me the best vibes every time 👍

[@maximilianmeier1441]

It's like a 90s sitcom outro. Perfect for the podcast.

[@jason-the-great52]

Emiru should have said, "You have this much ice and this much hamburger."

[@rausmusic4396]

condensed!

[@NateTheNeanderthal]

What Asmon is talking about in dieting is Volumetrics, that you can take a 4oz brownie and still have it be the same calories as 1lb of broccoli. Some people try the volumetric diet, that they will eat tons of food that are very low in calories in order to stay satiated. 3 meals a day is a lot of food like Asmon said, the 3 meals a day wasn't a thing until the industrial revolution, people back in Rome *might* have a small amount of breakfast if they didn't eat much the day before and it might be like a tea and some bread or leftovers of last night's supper. But the norm was like a very late lunch or early supper (2-4ish) and it would be a massive meal where you sit down with other people, which makes more sense for digestion because some foods can take the entire day to digest (varies from person to person and what you're eating. Organ meats can take 12 hours to digest, roughly) So stuffing your face again when your body hasn't fully digested your last meal can contribute to over consuming, just because you now have room in your stomach, doesn't mean your intestines is not working the last meal still. Also the, "Don't eat" advice he gives, is not entirely bad advice. If you look into the autophagy, it has everything to do with cellular recycle, to where you fast anywhere from 3 to 30 days (depends on the person, what they're trying to do, health, etc. I 've done 4 days and felt great) Not only will you be in a sever calorie deficit to lose some weight, but it will kill all your food cravings, including sugar. Food will be more satisfying and fulling after you break your fast, your body can focus on cleaning itself out since it's not occupied with digestion. You'll have no mental fog and have higher levels on energy, especially in the morning (no more trying to wake up for 15 minutes) I didn't mean to write a book, but Asmond's health advice rivals that of of many doctors and brilliant minds. Everybody in the comment section who said Asmon didn't understand health, isn't thinking in 12 different areas like Asmon is.

[@MeldinX2]

I eat one real meal a day. I might have some minor snacks during mornings but those are very small. And i never have had any issues. I don't lose weight but i don't gain any either.

[@seamusriley4503]

Dude, watching the Coffin of Andy and Leyley playthrough I was already excited to hear Tectone fawn over it - he did not disappoint

[@natemajor6560]

Fr I bought it and played thru after watching him play a little it’s good

[@diligentius]

11:53 imagine being Asmon's mom and battling him as he REFUSES to eat the vegetables

[@slimthecatdad]

Density=calories, Asmon my guy😅😂

[@caleb2547]

sometimes i want to skip the podcasts, just so I have enough of them to get me through a full work day.

[@Garoslol]

How can you even focus on what they say while working.

[@skaels]

How do you listen to podcasts at work

[@superblanco444]

@@skaels probably doesn’t work with customers. I do inventory so these always come in clutch on fridays

[@DerJuvens]

if your "work" gives you enough off time to listen and process a podcast, I doubt you actually are working. Another soon-to-be obsolete job being replaced by automation :P

[@nekkratal3488]

​@@DerJuvens good who wants to work? automate the shit out of my workplace, but I work with humans so this will be one of the last ones to be replaced

[@RealTaIk]

1300 kcal is way to low that's why tectone isn't losing weight. When you go that low your body basically goes into a saving mode because it thinks you are starving and it is trying to preserve your organs from failing. A healthy diet would be a daily kalorie deficit of 200-300 kcal, so someone like tectone should probably eat 1800kcal - 1900kcal a day. When you get into this starving mode your body gets really stressed and stress is also really bad for losing weight. You should also know that lifting weights and building muscle also gets really hard when you are in this starving mode. Kinda sounds like knut was teaching tectone what he does when he is trying to get lean for a bodybuilding competition but certainly isn't good advice for someone who is just trying to lose weight... A little example, I started counting calories and working out 1 1/2 years ago. I ate 1800kcal most of the time, only worked out for 30 minutes, 5 times a week (3 times cardio, 2 times muscle training) and I dropped from 300 pounds down to 210 pound in just a year. Once I dropped down to 200 pounds I started to do work out 6 times a week, (3 times cardio, 3 times muscle training) but still only working out 30 minutes. I'm now at 165 pounds and I'm very muscular, I can even see a little sixpack and I barely have any loose skin. I just recently got myself checked by my doctor, before I started this journey my blood pressure was to high, I had a high cholesterol and I was close to getting diabetis, now I'm perfectly fine. Another reason why I wouldn't recommend going for 1300kcal a day, it is impossible to sustaint that for a long term. I can easily manage 1800kcal a day with having a cheat meal every now and then for YEARS but with 1300kcal I don't think I would be able to sustain that for longer than a month.

[@Kinslayu]

I've had a very similar journey to yours and very much agree. The sustainability aspect is the most important part of any weight loss

[@unixtreme]

That's some real talk right there.

[@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind]

True and real!

[@skataneric]

100%, I feel like some arbitrary number was picked. He needs to calculate his basal metabolic and do a deficit off of that. Especially for his size.

[@Waytheresawill]

If you think tectone who’s like 200cm needs only 1800 to be healthy you’re cracked. That’s still too close starving for a man that size.

[@KibblesDoesStuff]

Millionaires talking about how much games should cost is great

[@matthewcurry3565]

Welcome to the world.

[@snuffeldjuret]

poor/lazy people telling working people how much they should charge for their services is funny as well.

[@orionxavier6957]

11:24 Asmon logic: "If the food is all condensed it's the same thing" Pretty sure a head of cabbage is dense AF but you're not getting any calories from it compared to a cake of the same size lol

[@VDA19]

Maybe he means that 350g of steak is 350g of steak no matter what size/shape it is case in which that's true.

[@Nunchi1755]

@@VDA19I mean yes and no. Not all 350g of the same cut of steak will be the same calories

[@epyjacek]

We NEED the gaming shame awards. The world needs it.

[@kasperprime3479]

Asmon sounds like a 70 year old disconnected grandpa with that calorie take LMAO love him.

[@samuelmeisterw]

hello men and woman

[@sselluoss5935]

Hello good sir. Hope you have a merry Christmas 👍

[@gucciflipflops7700]

You mean there is only 2 genders ?

[@Djidgy]

Hello steaks and eggs

[@matthewprovencio6020]

Mornin' pardner

[@NullaVitae]

​​@@matthewprovencio6020Howdy 🤠

[@shiroikin]

700 bucks morgage, most people cant find a 1 bedroom apartment for less than 1200 bucks a month

[@AnterianEvo]

im surprised how much I enjoy these videos, just buddies talking shop. You guys found the pulse for a good podcast that's for sure.

[@FireCrossKnight]

Calorie conversation genuinely caused me to lose braincells

[@timshellman6414]

I almost never pay full price for games unless it's something I'm in love with before it even comes out. There were so many good games over the past decade that you'll never run out of sub $10 games

[@trentheinrich579]

I’ve been spending a lot of time alone lately and these podcasts are seriously hitting hard for me, been listening to one every night while I’m gaming. Love you guys ❤

[@derumaru8948]

The intro to this podcast is always so comforting then I hear the voice of tectone

[@NickSine]

Just wanted to give Asmongold, Tectone and Emiru a shoutout for keeping us entertained. They say shit that most of us wouldn’t have the balls to say. This is definitely my new favorite podcast!🤙🏼

[@rexare4514]

Man... some of these takes are so out of touch. I know Tectone has some really stupid takes, but when Asmon or Emiru continue it's just pure suffering. It really shows the degen multimillioner view, but at least it's somewhat entertaining.🙃

[@smallfryskilledge1550]

Yea Tectone defending 1$ per hour for a video game was crazy.

[@pulsevzero]

Yeah I honestly find it harder and harder to keep watching. There’s haha bad take and then there’s “what the fuck is this dude on about.”

[@mortiparabeyda4130]

this tectone dude is painful to listen to

[@matearas7787]

I likr most of thrir takes but 1 dollar per hour was definitrly stupidest ive heard in awhile

[@snuffeldjuret]

@@smallfryskilledge1550 it is not that nuts.

[@MistahTeeLecksAhFly]

"No kids watch me" I been watching Asmon since 2014, I'm 19 now. Was like 11 or so when I started watching him

[@matthewcurry3565]

He will not openly admit he is influencing so many kids lmao

[@unculturedg4mer310]

I utterly adore how fast these episodes are, before it was emi saying I'm not gonna die again, now it's "twitch needs to do something about the ToS" and it's all so fucking funny how out of date each episode feels fucking instantly

[@chubbybrock]

Maybe it’s just the nostalgia taking over but the outro sequences here are so wholesome they make me wanna cry

[@maxfrankel5139]

You guys don't HONESTLY think chessboxing was invented by ludwig? That's crazy dude. it's like 50 years old and originated as a weird art thing.

[@leed1337]

I got brain damage from Asmon's take on calories.

[@Lordcystrus]

Shows how much he does not understand the whole process of digestion or basic biology

[@nobodyspecial1553]

​@@LordcystrusShows that you dont understand when someone is trolling.

[@BlekPowers]

The "heartfelt story" that they told them to wrap it up was when Larien went up for game of the fucking year and were talking about the art director for the game that had died. There is no excuse.

[@johnnybravo8664]

Well, the excuse is that they had pre-set timers for each speech and had no idea what anyone was going to use that time for.

[@BlekPowers]

@@johnnybravo8664 no excuse for giving GotY 2 mins either. Dudes already apologized and said it will be different next year. He didn't give an excuse, definitely not something anyone not involved should be doing.

[@BlekPowers]

@@TrundleTheGreat doubt Tectone knew about the person who died. He didn't watch just reads Twitter. It's really weird to diagnose people, especially on the Internet.

[@vazzaroth]

That Clash video was one of my favorites, watching Asmon play Wrong Answers Only was 10x more interesting than him running around The Day Before with stupid sirens and no talking.

[@simmysims9209]

👍 for the person who did design a stage for the podcast. There had been some changes but style has been so good looking since the 1st one 🤘

[@randomandy2023]

Asmon could not live off $16k with a 700 dollar a month mortgage payment or whatever he pays. House: $700 x 12 = $8,400 Electric $100 x 12 = $1,200 (Texas is probably more a month for this) Internet $100 x 12 = $1,200 (Might be more or less) that leaves $433 a month with terrible calculations to maintain a car (just gas is going to be hard), have insurance, buy food. Heaven forbid he buys a cell phone and pays for that.

[@YouBetterCallSaul]

A bunch of millionaires saying that leaving their room to make money and new content is too much work is WILD 🤣 - also let’s see Asmonds blood work…bet you his test levels are that of a 70yr old man.

[@lemme8618]

This podcast is 🔥

[@Hollowdude15]

Amazing podcast y'all🎉

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

Tectone: Sponsors don't care about your feelings. Me: Is that why Kojima got 10 full minutes to say nothing about a whole game and they flashed an *ENGLISH* Please Wrap It Up to a fellow JAPANESE developer who barely speaks the language who needed a translator? Also, it's an award show. If you don't give them time to speak, you have missed the entire point of the event.

[@MrXander1337]

I would agree with "inflation bad, need more money" IF these companies were being put in the red by the situation but they are not, they are still making billions and billions of dollars even with fucking inflation. Now, are they making infinite money, the way they would like to?..No, but the idea that they HAVE to increase prices or they go bankrupt or some shit is ridiculous, they just want to keep making eye watering ammounts of money instead of just ..absurd ammounts of money they make anyway. I aint seeing Rockstar filing for bacnkrupcy because they sell GTA6 for 50-70$ instead of 100 get fucking real.

[@KUblaikong]

Exactly lmao. The “but inflation” argument is such a brain dead opinion made by either morons or people with so much money they are out of touch.

[@ThePerfectTragicHero]

Asmons argument on "spending money instead of earning it" to reach an end result is contradicting to his arguments he's made about the WoW Shop

[@eeohcho1379]

28:30 HOGRIDAAAA! Asmons face was hilarious

[@jse230379]

Techtone describing how a skinner box works like its an original thought is so funny

[@newspin2477]

If you're paying a mortgage, you don't own a house.

[@Wowluvn101]

These are the epitome of my Friday's. Look forward to new episodes and special Patreon episodes every week 😊

[@ActNasty5]

Im always so happy to see a new episode to pop up

[@PersonaPrime]

Bro really said 100 bucks for GTA 6 and another 20 for the DLC. Basically 2 TIMES the price of AAA games 😂 The privilege is real.

[@KrookedKookie]

In the last four years all the world's US dollars quadrupled. Heh, skill issue 😒

[@PersonaPrime]

@@KrookedKookie Didn't see your salary quadruple mate 😂

[@KrookedKookie]

@@PersonaPrime heh 😒

[@kingintox5743]

I mean it’s an unbelievable amount of money for a game, but considering how strong of a game GTA5 is, and how it’s completely still competing with other games releasing today. Paying that much for GTA6 which is undoubtedly going to be even better isn’t the most insane thing ever said, you’d definitely get your money’s worth.

[@PersonaPrime]

@@kingintox5743 I know this is an unpopular opinion, but GTA 5 wasn't that great. It's been kept alive by RPers, but there are a lot of other games way better that weren't as popular. Popularity doesn't determine how much a game should cost. If that were the case, they should still charge 60 bucks for Skyrim and Hogwarts Legacy should have gone for 100+.

[@curien7]

I like how Asmon deluded himself into thinking he's healthy. The guy is gonna have a rude awakening whe turns 35 or 40.

[@princegomenasai3943]

He’s 34 dude 😂

[@chanter3978]

@@princegomenasai3943 the rude awakening is coming soon then 😅

[@terraglade]

40:40 My main issue is if rockstar drops GTAVI at 100 bucks, theyll still do shark cards and other nonsense. Aint no way they wont.

[@user-ey1iy1xy4j]

love this series!

[@JaxKangaroo]

40 episodes in and asmon still looks at the wrong camera for the intro every single time

[@Izanagi-Okami]

Tectone: “I want to play a game where if you do good things you end up being a good guy at the end. If you do bad things then you’re a bad guy” Bruh, Baldur’s Gate 3 is calling your name

[@Theblackvortex75]

That or blacktail

[@natemajor6560]

I’ll be honest tectone around 250 for a 6ft8 dude is a good weight. Im an athlete around 6ft1 and abt 200-195, not ripped, but no big belly and a bit of muscle. Being taller always adds a lot of weight I’ve seen especially with teammates that are taller and leaner than me but still weigh more. Keep up that dope work man! Seeing your body has changed a lot on that… new TOS stream lol since the camp Knut event

[@1mikerider]

This week was a great episode!

[@schantzee5733]

Bad take by Tectone on the uproar over award winners getting told to wrap it up. The issue isn't inherently that they gave winners very little time for acceptance speeches and told them to wrap it up. The problem is that far more time was given to pointless things like celebrities making dumb jokes on stage, a Muppets gag, Kojima talking for 10 minutes about his new game without revealing anything (waiting for translator didn't help), and so on. Then when a major award winner goes on stage and wants to take more than 60 seconds in order to mention coworkers that passed away, all of a sudden there's no time for that.

[@LewReviews]

I don't think tectone is afraid of soda 😂 but he has respect for him. And if you hold someone's opinion I'm high regard you inevitably don't want to disappoint that person. It's the same in all work if you value your bosses opinions I am a chef or was many years ago and if I fucked up I was not upset because I tucked up it was because I let chef down head chef is disappointed its worst feeling.

[@juusohiltunen1081]

What is the Outro song? It sounds so familiar but I cant put my finger on it/can't find it.

[@kelet1724]

I think the problem with gameawards speach time limit was that a year ago someone was talking for 8 min so why now 30 sec are even a problem?

[@VimDoozy]

Overcorrection

[@Blizzhobbs]

If tectone is really doing a 2,000 calorie deficit that’s insane. That’s basically starving yourself, you’d be so hungry all the time that eventually you’d cave in and binge eat a week’s worth of food in one day and give up. Nobody has infinite willpower

[@Infinite_exhilaration]

Nobody has infinite willpower, but the concept of gradually having less and less or like slowly acclimating yourself to the change makes it 100% possible, you do not deprive yourself like an idiot, you just slowly decrease

[@Blizzhobbs]

You're right you start slowly, but a 2,000 calorie deficit should definitely not be the end goal either lol. @@Infinite_exhilaration

[@exmerion]

You'd have to be majorly busting your ass to have a 3400 calorie baseline. That's like a juiced up body builder Bulking calories. In reality he's probably more like an 800 calorie deficit.

[@snuffeldjuret]

I never got hungry by exercising. Is that a thing?

[@jimstanz4731]

Russel Def made the game awards look good. He was prob the best most natural presenter. I didn't think anyone else would care so I'm glad Asmon noticed.

[@MattBlahhh]

The clash of clans 10 second thing was so funny, and I thought it was even funnier when Asmon finally cracked and laughed.

[@itsquirkey1017]

great episode!

[@BladeZlayer]

The Coffin of Andy and Leyley is was a really good game! Really good!

[@amesasw]

Asmongold is actually proof that weight gain and loss is controlled by calories. He eats fairly crappy food. But he doesn't eat a lot. He finds eating loads of food gross. Candy and non diet soda won't make you gain weight if you don't over eat.

[@Ancient_4]

Good episode. Will watch again.

[@baldyshere]

That is a weird way to think of calories. Best way to put it is each calorie contains a unit of energy/kjs. So if 200g of chicken is 240cals and you've got 200g of high fat ground beef that's 450 cals, it's going to be the same volume but one is more calorie dense and one will reach your calorie expenditure faster than the other. Not a complicated process.

[@slaviceno]

I will start right away and say that complaining about game prices is a first world problem But seeing millionaires or just big streamers say some game "should cost 100dolars and is fair" its such a blatant "sponsored" shit that cba telling why is so over the line cuz its so obvious

[@Gobbygoblin]

doesnt make it not a problem

[@Kazushi435]

Love how Asmon tries to be normal.

[@TheBroThatSurvived]

19:44 Tectone saw a KZbin skit for normies and assumed that he'd get away with basically telling the joke in the video without Emi or Asmon knowing.

[@cnh7262]

Now this is great contact, love the growth in Ausitn programs. See yall around town✌️

[@NebulousJoe797]

I loved this episode! I just hope Tectone sees a professional to give him a healthy diet regime because cutting that many calories out could be harmful and it would help if he split up his meals to more than just three meals to boost his metabolism. That said, I’m glad Tectone has been sharing his health journey to motivate others!

[@Gobbygoblin]

hed literally loose weight eating about 1.5k more cals than he is right now. the max most people need is a 500 deficit, all hes doing is slowing his metabolism and potentially crashing it if he does this for long enough. he'll also make no progress in the gym strength wise and will likely lose muscle. he could talk to wake or knut or literally meet up with wake and get proper advice idk what hes doing and why he thinks its good, shit infuriates me

[@infinityseven5924]

He's not in a 2k deficit and gaining 8 lbs. In a 500 deficit you wouldn't be gaining 8 lbs. There's no way he's counting his calories properly. I'm not one of those guys that calls Tectone a liar and a flip flopper at every turn, but it's so unbelievable that I wouldn't be surprised if he just straight up lied about it.

[@4ce._.Official]

​@infinityseven5924 well you are wrong lol, the reason he got 8 lbs heavier is cause hes going to the gym again, when you first go back to the gym your muscles gain back your mass back fast to where you were, and he also is probably water bloating, granted it is really bad to cut 2k calories, your body goes into starvation mode and holds in more fat and slows your metabolism making it easier to gain weight with the same amount of calories

[@infinityseven5924]

@@4ce._.Official You don't gain weight in a 2k calorie deficit. Not fat, not muscle. Maybe water, but not 8lbs of it. Just look it up. There's a million sources on this topic, yet somehow people are still confidently wrong about it. It's the first law of thermodynamics. He's using far more resources than he eats, so how the hell could he be building 8lbs of muscle? That's ridiculous.

[@snuffeldjuret]

According to what professional? Professional is just another name for scam artist. This is extremely true when it comes to food.

[@TheBroThatSurvived]

Welcome back Teccy, missed you bud!

[@AlexOTV]

23:46 Emi's eyes when Teccy said huge lol

[@Jbolo123]

“How is it a disorder if it works” never thought of that asmon, thank you

[@PillowyMound]

Imagine having a 20.000 dollar business deal and you arrive 30 minutes late... yeah I would say that's fair to cancel it.

[@MrBinskij]

Tec and Emi actually think that less then a minute time for Game of the year winning speach is enough? Wow. But hey, at least we had a muppet, 4 fortnide ads and 10 minutes of Kojima with nothing to show!

[@fearinmotion]

After I watched y'all's video about Asmongold's house I went back and listened to all of the previous podcasts. Now that I'm caught up I'm a little sad, but I am glad you guys made this podcast. Tenouttaten. Guess I'll have to join the patron now 😅

[@dillansuski9163]

I must say I love this podcast really gets me through the day

[@Anpeo]

Ah yes, my favourite wow podcast. ❤

[@viktore.degray3259]

Asmongold giving health advice is like having a Heroin addict tell you that you should just try the needle it will feel so good

[@Josh-xm4cp]

This episode was great, you guys are getting so much more comfortable saying crazy stuff I love it.

[@Soulless_Elf]

"That's a good cat". I can't. I'm dying XDXD

[@Mattonores]

I love when they do a fun podcast. Some are kinda boring at times, this is one of the great ones

[@RakdosMC]

Its been going downhill pretty quickly since it became an hour and a half of WOW talk instead of anything interesting lol

[@joellol8883]

this episode felt so good for the variety of things that you talked about ! again and again it shows how good tectone can handle subjects and deliver in talking in general. true or false things still informative in alot of points and entertaining to listen to! i love tectone as a host and the 3 of them are so synergetic together its actually so enjoyable! best podcast in my list.

[@kissesuwu5282]

Bro trying to get on the comment read

[@joellol8883]

@@kissesuwu5282 ey and nothing is wrong with that lmao 😂

[@kaylee42900]

there's zero point in having game awards if the winners only get 30s. If the recipients stop going because they feel disrespected then Mountain Dew won't even have a show to run their ads in. The space to advertise only exists because of the awards. Otherwise they would just run a trailer + ad show.

[@Astryca]

Asmongold actually made the Clash of clans part of his stream really entertaining. I dont care about phone games, but it was still fun to watch

[@spartnfish]

Ludwig did not invent chess boxing but he is definitely the way most people became familiar with it. It started in Germany in the early 2000's and they started doing the world championships with people from Europe and Asia a few years later

[@maxfrankel5139]

??? it's from the 70's bro

[@wafflesonfire9716]

It aint steak and eggs without both the eggs, glad teccy is back

[@arethan191]

the last episode of this podcast went CRAZY LOOOOL

[@vazzaroth]

One of the main things with mineral science and AI is that AI is basically procedural generating a theoretical map of other planets based on probability and laws of different minerals that we've found on earth and in space and on Mars+moon with missions. It's basically mapping a 'best guess' composition of other planets like mercury, etc.

[@RendonEric]

Do not take nutrition advice from asmon or tectone please 😂