This Guy Cracked The Matrix

[@berserkirclaws107]

The man got no cars left with ads like that 😂

[@n8doggy733]

sold out

[@berserkirclaws107]

@ac-251b37-yNx 🙇 thank you

[@TheMightyCrucibleKnight184]

If he's the salesman of any car brands or appliances, I'd buy all his stocks in a heartbeat.

[@dindunuphenwong]

"If you like tits I know how it gets." - That guy probably

[@patrickriarchy6054]

That's why he's only showing one at a time.

[@ZeeDeadlyPotato]

Real life GTA side character

[@AscendantStoic]

When real life is more GTA than GTA itself XD

[@vahn_legaia]

we need him in it along side florida joker.

[@byoutube8224]

and had more fun than the main character , as no mission need to be done.XD

[@thisisscorpio6024]

Nailed it

[@justsomeguywithoutamustang6436]

I smoke because it gives me knowledge

[@IPATI21CIK]

"in local news gigachad car salesman becomes last minute presidential candidate"

[@themarlboromandalorian]

He's younger than all the other candidates and he knows what's up. If I voted, he'd have mine.

[@luchomscyfy]

I'll vote for him.

[@SuperKendoman]

Vote for president Camacho

[@TheMightyCrucibleKnight184]

I'll vote for him to be the president

[@szymonsobczak2307]

dunno man, the way he keeps yellin' "KAMALA" is pretty disconcerning.

[@TheRandompaint]

"i will make the first payment of 0 dollars"😂😂

[@BlindMango]

Shoutout to the dealership he works at that lets this magic happen lmao

[@mapsgoonthewall5396]

@@cuve_ae 😂

[@AustrianEconomist]

Bro literally.. I work in marketing and have had clients request that an ad be taken down because somewhere in the subtitles of a 60 seconds video I wrote "remodelling" (UK spelling) instead of "remodeling" (US spelling) because they're afraid this will hurt their brand image (even though the ad was crushing). Most companies are extremely stupid with this stuff and I'm extremely surprised the dealership didn't try to shut this down. Good for him and good for the dealership man. Both are legends. This is the shit that really connects with customers and turns people into lifetime buyers.

[@MoistYoghurt]

​@@AustrianEconomistI'm fucking sorry....what? THEY'RE CONCERNED ABOUT 1 L? Smooth brains man lmao

[@SMPandanic]

@@AustrianEconomist as an American I would not have noticed and read it normally as remodeling anyway

[@robinfox4440]

@@AustrianEconomist Shit. You just made me realize what "keep it real" actually means. This sales guy? Absolutely realist shit. Stupid companies pulling ads for dumb shit like that? Living in delulu land.

[@politelyupset]

"Relax, she's 24. Like 24 gigs of GDDR6X memory on this refurbished Nvidia RTX 3090, and it can be yours for only 499.99!"

[@Filterdeez]

Sold! 😂😂

[@loadingnewads]

RTX 5090!

[@CrizzyEyes]

"That's a great pair of DDs, but it's nothing compared to the new 64GB sticks of DDR5 RAM we got"

[@justinthyme1945]

Relax Linus

[@TheReapersSon]

I just imagine you saying that but as Putin wearing sunglasses, and it's extra hilarious 😆

[@soldiergigas14]

I think he's trying to save us from being simps. That's heroic...

[@Tom531Cat]

I don’t know. I think he just wants to sell vehicles.😂

[@soldiergigas14]

@@Tom531Cat regardless, would be interested in buying a good car than send money to a woman who would take your generosity for granted?

[@Tom531Cat]

@@soldiergigas14 I say neither. Simping will put you in debt, whether it’s for a beautiful woman or man selling you a vehicle. Thus, I don’t say he’s saving us, he just more entertaining than those chicks currently are. Given women will be expensive anyways, the car on the dodge website has it listed for $49,265; starting price. Using an auto calculator of 60 months at rate of even 5% comes to $994.77 a month. Where’s the saving part on the car really? I get what you were trying to say earlier but I didn’t think you would take it seriously, hence my response attempting to match the serious manner. Overall have a good day. 🫡

[@inquigor]

@@Tom531Cat bro wrote that out like some kinda bible passage, while 'talking seriously' about the monetary value of women vs cars

[@nTrylo]

You should be grinding ranks not playing with snakes. So get yo ass online and get gud bitch."

[@DavidBrocekArt]

We got GTA characters IRL before GTA 6.

[@Alex-gt5ho]

Might as well become one irl

[@Doom_Head95]

GTA character's are pretty much based off of people in real life it always has been it's nothing new

[@1101-f6z]

real is now a parody of GTA

[@lebrewski3103]

It's called Florida :P

[@ricardohoang8452]

One of the best car salemen😂

[@jordanbiggs5615]

Rockstar PLEASE hire this guy as a side character! He's so perfect! XD

[@hoskins666]

gta5 coulda used this guy in the story mode for sure, it was seriously lacking

[@SilentHotdog28]

@@hoskins666 Trevor is this guy haha.

[@maxmouse3]

Exactly. And he could be a car salesman on GTA as well hahahaha

[@LesserMe]

0:45 he doesn't even show the car! What was that commercial! All I know is I am probably buying a few cars now.

[@ghoulbby]

He has 1990s/2000s energy and I'm here for it. Protect this man lol

[@ibnsabeel9466]

Gen-X. When we’re gone, we won’t be forgotten.

[@virvum_cypher]

God, I miss the 90s. What a fun time.

[@Melkor54]

@@virvum_cypher best decade ever....

[@holeindanssock156]

Is he white or hispanic or something?? 🤔

[@BinaryBandit4856]

That's my era! I'm a 90s kid.

[@Obsidian-Nebula]

Bro just spawned and immediately became a legend

[@steamy10]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@notafortnitegamer]

Fear the boomer

[@ChezMclegend]

@@notafortnitegamerthat dude isn’t a boomer, no way he believes in the fake moon landing lol

[@Anvarynn]

@@ChezMclegend Yeah I'm almost positive he's Gen X

[@tallicaman2003]

Gay

[@Cruncherss]

Jack Doherty got shit on buy a car salesman lmfao

[@chucknorris277]

Used

[@markostankovic7782]

@@chucknorris277 I don't even understand half of the comments on the internet. "cap" "used" and so on... what "used" you wrote means in this case?

[@qvd3533]

@@markostankovic7782 same, i dont get it

[@onechippyboi]

​@@markostankovic7782 It was a correction. Jack doherty didnt just get shit on by a car salesman, he got shit on by a USED car salesman. Pay attention to context clues next time, thats basic reading comprehension.

[@JobiWan144]

​@@onechippyboi Bro, chill. At least 3 people didn't get what the first reply meant before you explained it. If the first reply said the whole phrase "used car salesman", and we still didn't get it, then we'd be kinda dumb at that point. It doesn't, though, and we're not.

[@keysotin2433]

1:09 Anyone else hear that car alarm?

[@Jiggerjaw]

Dude that was so weird. This comment cycle into the comment preview on mobile just as the alarm became audible, and I STILL thought it was my van in the driveway going off at midnight.

[@demonvictim]

​@@Jiggerjawcomments with time stamps syncs to videos on mobile

[@Jiggerjaw]

@@demonvictim yeah this was the video that taught me this. Cool but weird.

[@Invocated_Agitator]

Good ear.

[@JRotten]

That's my new car dealer now. What a sales pitch.

[@davido3109]

Simple and direct...I respect that really... even he is not vegetarian!!!!!!! jajaj!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Boss_Fight_Index_muki]

Interestingly, this is also how Best Buy employees sell computers.

[@Eyrothath]

Best Buy still has employees?

[@noiseisgold3n42]

@@Eyrothath yes, but the buildings are unlit and the employees are constantly on the move. The glow of the TV screen wall is the only light source and you must hunt or be hunted.

[@jesusofbullets]

@@noiseisgold3n42 You win the internet today, lmao.

[@jbark678]

​@@noiseisgold3n42Infinite Best Buy?

[@oli9881]

*slaps the top of the demo pc*

[@MiseRaen]

Who is this guy? He radiates chad energy.

[@Aoredon]

Soy sentence

[@tentaklaus9382]

@@AoredonYour comment translates to "I am sentence" 😂

[@ahihi7706]

​​@@tentaklaus9382yeah it translates to spanish or Portuguese I think

[@ABlueThing]

​@@ahihi7706Spanish

[@The13thRonin]

He's your dad. This is what he did after he went out for milk.

[@drakevick1646]

“Local car dealer sells out of cars in one day”

[@Charlie-eq3dj]

If Al Bundy sold cars instead of shoes.

[@pacobanshee5265]

I just loved the “anyway”… Hahaha! 😂

[@orcanimal]

This guy proving recovering meth heads can be amazing salesmen

[@pineappleparty1624]

I knew a very talented salesmen that got hooked on crack and recovered. Guy can sell you anything. Of course he acts perfectly normal though LOL

[@Michael-1337]

I work at a facility that takes in recovering addicts. Some of them are salesmen like this guy. They can talk your leg off for hours and tell you the wildest stories. A lot of addicts have sociopathic personalities.

[@cookowl]

don't judge the looks dude, not cool. who knows

[@Ray.6406]

@@Michael-1337 Not sociopathic per se, just a high understanding / level of charisma. Directly related to intelligence, indirectly related to the sense of peace (doing drugs to doo doo your brain). Not every addict is smart but a lot of smart people seek something to turn off their brains (either games, addictions, you name it).

[@Michael-1337]

@@Ray.6406 most addicts are not smart in any sense of the word. Many are highly emotionally manipulative and have a "woe is me" mentality coupled with a lack of impulse control. I work with these people on a daily basis so please stop trying to glorify addiction by saying it's just smart people trying to turn off their brain. Most of the "high functioning" addicts cycle through days of near manic levels of energy and days where they can't get out of bed.

[@GhostLyricist]

Man's gotta put food on the table. Respect the hustle 👊

[@kingdrank8497]

He sounds so like Scooter in borderland series

[@rahim5000-2]

you sounds so like Reiko from Nothing Stronger Than A Mother's Love

[@Grux_ASG]

You sound like John from John Madden ​@@rahim5000-2

[@noiseisgold3n42]

CATCH A RIIIIIDE!!!

[@Spiritwalking]

@@noiseisgold3n42 😂😂

[@sharemation5339]

@@noiseisgold3n42 and thouse boobs.

[@PlacersPlays]

1:30 🤣 Best wake up call

[@fmagalhaes1521]

To paraphrase Robocop, “I’d buy that for a dollar!!” I wonder if he has a 6000-SUX on the lot..

[@BinaryBandit4856]

With magna volt.

[@ethanpeeples6187]

He's unhinged in the best way possible

[@ChristianBChr]

Go to him. Go to him and buy a car and stream it.

[@Krullfath]

Nobody's holding you back

[@The13thRonin]

@@Krullfath Your soyness is.

[@ChrisJohnson-fy1kq]

​@@Krullfath His financial advisor is.

[@Krullfath]

@@ChrisJohnson-fy1kq lol

[@raidenzero46]

Get miz or extraEmily why would do it 😂😂

[@mezmerizer0266]

Most honest car salesman ever. And not an oxymoron.

[@benvasilinda9729]

Never wanted to buy a vehicle from a salesman more than this guy.

[@Guardiansfate]

The dude is hilarious - Rick Rolled in style. Also a recovered addict. Won't say he's a saint but the guy has turned a corner for sure. Mad respect on that Doug.

[@trxe420]

This guy has survived every war the world has ever seen, he's seen stuff and knows stuff, selling cars is just a hobby for him.

[@gundamdetractor337]

this guy is like Yugi of car sales. hes playing the cards in such way

[@Alex876]

believe in the heart of the cars

[@EliteWarrior600]

@@Alex876 Underrated comment

[@shenko9946]

This guy really just appeared out of nowhere to spit the funniest lines ever, refusing to elaborate why.

[@cal609]

Me driving off with Scatpack. I didn't even know I wanted. 😂😂😂😂

[@erossenpai2884]

Dude is a salesman straight outta video games 🤣

[@kiel_doesntplay]

Guys got hustle , I can respect it.

[@Bahamuttiamat]

Games game!

[@rhiilo]

Clicked for the right side of the thumbnail, goddamn stayed for the left side.

[@armtdawg99]

Underrated comment

[@pierluigiadreani2159]

The beauty of this video Is the Sharp contrast between the internet buble and the unfiltered reality of the dude. Anyway 31k for a Wrangler....i am jalous of Americans.

[@kuidaorekitchen5850]

Don't be.

[@TheJohn_Highway]

Cheap(er) cars and lots of guns. And that's where all the positives of living in America end.

[@sir_kokainum]

​@@TheJohn_Highway Sounds like a bargain to me

[@iliilliliiliilliliiliillil9137]

@@TheJohn_Highway As a non-American I can tell you the world is going to shit everywhere

[@edluke3415]

​@@TheJohn_Highway new trucks used to cost $3,000 in 1992.

[@mungischungis1988]

Someone is the proudest grandson in the universe…… I can only imagine the holidays

[@OhDaddySauce]

“Anyway” 😭

[@LtVictor]

Dude needs to be a car salesman in GTA.

[@batboy555]

Asmond is going to buy a truck.

[@itsnotorganic6444]

Bro had to increase his inventory after this.

[@Senorgato029]

Bro looked at the state of the internet and just said “I got an idea”

[@StackPilled]

Those used cars aren't as used as those women.

[@quipsilvervr]

This guy sales technique is off the chart.

[@MajinObama]

1:36 "FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!"

[@TheSolidSnakeOil]

Thanks for the reminder. I wanna watch that again right now.

[@brandonveltri2825]

I was wondering if anyone else thought of this🤣

[@Syst3m04]

Definitely underrated comment that most people will miss

[@brianhinkemeyer1776]

"IF THAT CHECK BOUNCES YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!" 😂😂😂

[@obi-wanshinobi2353]

He can’t compete so he uses them. It’s amazing.

[@Rearnold1987]

1st Girl is ReeMarie / TXReeMarie For research purposes.

[@BorisZakharov98]

But nobody knows the second girl :'(

[@0rnery0verwatch]

The brim of that dudes hat looking like the st louis arch

[@hexaquras9374]

man doesn't just sells cars but also a lifestyle he's fcking good!

[@Siranoxz]

Business over temptations.

[@The13thRonin]

Unlike a woman, a car never has a headache. And it doesn't take half your house.

[@IcyBlaze616]

The Based Store just called...and said this guy is their highest seller!

[@Loki.Lyesmyth]

Proud to call this man a neighbor.

[@ArthurShotgun]

That's some Wolf of Wallstreet style salesmanship lmao

[@ladistar]

Lmao so true

[@realQuestion]

That guy has trade-show sales energy, and some people really respond to that

[@kenshinhimura9387]

He's the kind of guy I would get angry at and tell him to fuck off. I don't want some clown trying to sell me a car.

[@luxter858]

Jack Dohorty catching strays is amazing 😂

[@eveg4737]

I hate that kid

[@tylerscott7567]

Bros got Scooter energy lmao 🤣 😂

[@7evYT]

Dealership went out of business. Dude sold every single car on the lot.

[@DreamReaperF]

This guy is the main character

[@Autechltd]

Didn't Asmon mention that he was looking for a new car to replace his old one that's breaking down? I smell an opportunity.

[@MegaChickenPunch]

smell and asmon in a single statement 😩

[@XpVersusVista]

@@MegaChickenPunch utterly redundant

[@bart_fox_hero2863]

Hit some tweak, throw in some chaw, sit in direct sunlight and crank up the tiktok

[@xomox5316]

Florida car salesman man

[@Laidengizer113]

Increase my water consumption?? I'm looking to increase my *milk* consumption.

[@1337awesomeness]

Guy is missing teeth and still has more rizz than Jack lmao

[@Kritacul]

This is an internet legend I can get behind.

[@thebestnavigator7766]

He's like a commercial guy from fakedoors on Rick and morty

[@ModestNeophyte]

That's the king of saying the quiet part out loud

[@HypnoticChronic1]

Bro is a marketing genius.

[@kamikazeeOG]

My fave one is where he end sit saying "VERGINA come holla!"

[@hamstersmash]

I couldn't resist this thumbnail

[@simonsezo2328]

ima need the info for the fist one.

[@oklpw]

@@simonsezo2328 ree marie

[@iamFSRL]

@@Marcus-gw4bbshare it this way too

[@pailoxdd]

Ree Marie 🫡

[@iamFSRL]

@@pailoxdd now the second chick, chosen one

[@itzruckus]

This guy out here giving out side missions…

[@deepzone31]

That dip he's got in for his promos is legendary.

[@Saixjacket]

1:29 is a god tier sized dip.

[@arainbowinthedark2]

The fact that Asmon is just now discovering this genius is actually quite shocking 😂.

[@freespeechisdead7233]

This man already sold me 3 cars and I don't know how am I going to pay.

[@Stan3I3]

He used the balls to destroy the balls

[@Opandort]

Protect this man by all cost

[@river7874]

If you don't think this dude is armed to the teeth, I have some waterfront property in Florida that you might be interested in purchasing.

[@The13thRonin]

@@johnrocks7784 From the estrogen queendom you turned society into champ.

[@pineappleparty1624]

@@river7874 No hes probably a felon with an ankle bracelet. No guns allowed.

[@3216ben1]

Dude has the "Big Bill Hell's cars" vibe

[@RedRum957]

Asmon should buy a Charger off him. Passed the vibe check HARDDD

[@kerrj7285]

"Anyway!"😂

[@Cepeleon]

The funny thing is, if the guy doesn't work there 🤣

[@myritebaw]

THE MAKE A WISH GIRLS U HANG WITH OH LAWWWWWWWWWWWWD

[@sharemation5339]

I didnt ge that one. Whats up with "MAKE A WISH GIRLS"?

[@roughnegg6615]

@@sharemation5339 means they look like skinny terminal cancer patients

[@cs8712]

@@sharemation5339 Maybe he meant girls purchased from Wish

[@pineappleparty1624]

@@sharemation5339 yeah I don't get it either. Make a wish is for dying children...

[@Kevin187z1]

@@pineappleparty1624 And his joke is, that the girls being hung out with look like skinny, dying, children. Doesn't seem that hard to understand....

[@yousaidthusly461]

Florida Car Salesman be like…

[@Southernldy3]

He is from a small town in Louisiana

[@TiimoFei]

@@Southernldy3 no, he`s from Pandora

[@BlueMushroomSmurfCat]

I love how he compliments them and ignores them at the same time 😂

[@justinhughes2441]

This is real life Scooter from borderlands

[@erllun]

I think it's a great idea until some of those girls start to sue him for using their image in an ad without paying.

[@ZynastorGaming]

tiktok has all the rights, especially when you can stitch videos without leaving the app. youtube might be another issue but these reviewers are used to it and the video ran it's course by the time complaints come in.

[@MiiMavis]

you are not only buying a car, but also the memory of buying that car from this dude. 2 for 1, strike now!

[@azikkii]

I would literally drive cross country to buy a car from this dude

[@frozenglade6266]

That dealership is 7 months back order on everything with that ad.

[@zwanlo5101]

s-tier Salesman right there

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

Don't think with your little head when you're buying a car.

[@gearjammergamer8560]

But what if my first concern with a vehicle is what I can fuck in it?

[@Tohrick]

the IRL version of scooter

[@HoangNguyen-pg3sd]

tony the LC sign has an opponent now

[@EvilSt0ner]

This guy knows who his audience is, soccer mom's aren't buying any of his cars.

[@valleyard8674]

Bro I'll take 32 cars, that dude has skills

[@LoudmanSpeaks]

…you just WANT to buy a car from this guy!

[@tomservo_]

FOUR in the *slap*?! How do I even bend my hand like that

[@TrippyTakaGaming]

thump in the pink and rest in the stink

[@pingusoldier1025]

" Now that i've got your attention, you should buy our cars "

[@lil-nicco0610]

Give this dude a raise and a promotion immediatly

[@larssonk22]

Really Rockstar see this guy 😂

[@Kerath]

That Jeep looks nice tho

[@xomox5316]

favorite ride I ever had was a wranger, and I have had BMW benz corvets they all sucked nothing was more fun to drive or got more positive attention then my Wranger 2.5 inch lift 35 tires 20 rims perfect