ASMR - Awkward Vampire Bites You In The Wrong Place

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[@JodieMarieASMR]

Excuse the lipstick on my teeth *Pretend It's Blood'

[@ASMRMusings]

I don't believe for one second that's lipstick, Vampire.

[@Josemariaq977]

Monkey

[@Profile__1]

I actually think it's funnier imagining the vampire is so awkward they don't know how to apply their lipstick without staining their fangs.

[@wolfman227]

A very cute polite awkward vampire

[@hotsaucemania251]

is that the bite of 87?😂😂😂

[@magpieeyes2572]

Love to see the return of this character. The awkward first bite is one of my favourite videos to put on and just relax or help me focus. And this video continues its greatness. Awesome video, thank you for making it.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you I'm glad you enjoy them❤️

[@gregdiamond6023]

Being bitten in the wrong place never hurt so good. I love the awkward videos.

[@Raiders84]

So talented! I can’t stand role play by some artists but you combine sincerity and humor in a way that really works!!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you, I appreciate that ❤️

[@patocuria]

There are so many things in life that I can´t explain, why your channel does not have A MILLION subscribers yet is one of them. But what I can certainly do is say thank you for always bringing us good content all the time Jodie

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Awww thank you so much ❤️

[@devilguy5539]

The awkward duo finds each other across generations how beautiful

[@lego4virgo]

I loved her the first time, and I do so even more this time around. A love struck vamp--and an excellent RP, Ms. Jodie Marie!

[@Bladieboe]

This was lovely, we want more! 😊

[@justingotherman5238]

I flipping love these! I am glad you make them! So relaxing!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you ☺️

[@Modislickbaul]

This was a tingle masterpiece. Wow.

[@delkashnoct]

Glad to see the awkward vampire back Jodie! Thank you! 🤗

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thaaaaanks she missed ya ;)

[@beachboy2463]

Love the vampire act ,teeth, everything!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you so much :)

[@jordanhartley825]

Love this already Jodie, happy Tuesday.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you, have a lovely Tuesday

[@glennsargeant4963]

Hello Jodie I hope that you are well! Your hair looks fangtastic thank you for uploading 😊

[@waynejohnson1168]

Thank you 😊

[@UkiyoRo]

Just who and what I needed ❤

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤗

[@Chitown-zf4gs]

Not me staring into your eyes like you can see me too lol. You wouldn't have had to hypnotize me, i was already puddy! Another great viddy Jodie :)

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank youuu 😊

[@danycordier2081]

I love Jodie marie 🥰❤️❤️❤️

[@KevLowe-TalkingS---]

The mouth is toooooo funny on the awkward character 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Cameron_Gomezcg]

Jodie's the most beautiful vampire in the world. It's "fangtastic!" Sharing lots of love, my friend. It's spook-tastic for tonight's video on a Tuesday. 🧛🏻‍♀️🩸❤️❤️

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Hahaha thank you 😊

[@javiersosa7990]

You could be distracted all you want with me I love it

[@javiersosa7990]

❤ Thank you, Marie, you know you're my favorite.😊❤ Say hi in time to time.😊

[@anderson_c_oliveira]

Well, as long as I never recover from the bite, feel free and satisfy your thirst! Jodie, you're simply the most beautiful, cool and adorable Vampire ever!! 🤩♥️

[@JodieMarieASMR]

haha, thanks

[@IdaWhispers]

6:55 OMG 🫠

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤭🥰

[@alluraambrose2978]

Melting away, ooph so good, ty.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

love that :)

[@CletusVanDamme42]

Thank you!!!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you too 🤗

[@CletusVanDamme42]

@@JodieMarieASMR 😊😊😊

[@markjohnstone2026]

I like the idea of the Vampire apologising to you for her lipstick faux pas whilst slowly emptying you. It's just so civilised!😮😅

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@geoffreymarston5948]

So good !👹👹

[@jacktaylor1516]

So hilarious how she can just flat deadpan lines like I’ve missed drinking your blood. Love her sense of humor!! Doesn’t hurt that she’s smoking hot too!!

[@jimhoward3187]

Jodie you have got to be the most beautiful vampire I've ever seen in the world thanks for posting this video today amazing love the echo when you talk in this video today happy Tuesday hopefully all is well God bless love 🖤❤🖤❤🖤❤🖤❤🖤❤🖤🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸

[@benespinosa6725]

This Video is fantastic Jodie this made my day a lot better keep up the amazing work with your awesome KZbin channel You're the best you have such great acting skills and your lipstick looks so beautiful 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you so much!!

[@benespinosa6725]

​@JodieMarieASMR You're welcome Jodie 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@beefrubblez]

If I'm a bit tipsy, would that transfer over to a vampire?! 🤔😅🍷🥴 Btw these ear to ear triggers are Bloody Fantastic!! 🩸🧛‍♀️ Thank you Ms Awkward Vampire and I hope we meet again! 🙏👂😌👂💤💤

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😂😂😂😂 I didn't think about that next roleplay Vampire gets dunk on your blood

[@ZackyASMR]

You’re a beautiful vampire ❤❤

[@nealsterling8151]

I'm ready

[@richarddean1854]

Super beautiful, hair magnificent, that you for giving me a break in a hack of a busy day, help to unwind, your doctor one was pretty good and really good Patient Care Tech nurse, sometimes people don't realize you have to take care of yourself, you don't get enough credit for that. there's always tomorrow to start over again reminding myself I don't have to be perfect. but I am human .exceptional quality content. thank you.

[@derekmacdonald4441]

Fangs for the memories ❤

[@Gonzalo_Almendra]

Hello Jodie, How was your day Tuesday? Today I went back to work after recovering after the accident You are the cutest and most beautiful vampire in the United Kingdom, I am also really liking the video 🧛🏻‍♀️🖤✨🎃

[@JodieMarieASMR]

That was quick, glad you are feeling good enough to go back :)

[@maxwell9734]

Oh, Jodie, that's quite the overbite, you've got there. 🦇. Okay, don't nibble though, just bite!😅

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😂😂😂

[@applezacky6151]

Hi happy Tuesday vampire Jodie

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Have a good day 😊

[@beku2283]

Keep practicing as much as you want.... please! I missed you too! Stay with me and I'll be yours. 😊❤

[@Bruce-Wayne79]

Love you Jodie Marie, my lovely vampire.💋🖤

[@tommyhansen2116]

WAUW - what a beautiful female vampire 🔥🤩♥️

[@aaaajoestar3113]

Litterally S tier gg

[@luiscoronaa]

If this means I get turned into a vampire then so be it then we can spend our lives together 😂😂 Hey love Jodie, Another great video as always 🦇🩸 by the way love the way you did your hair for the video Jodie I hope you are doing well and having a great week I🤍You Big 🫂 😊😘🥰

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thank you, I am good thank you. I hope you are well

[@luiscoronaa]

@@JodieMarieASMR I'm doing good as well

[@rudolfhooker7363]

To slightly misquote Sid Waddel .. only one word for that .. magic video 😆

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😂😂😂

[@alessiog5889]

I’m scaroused 😅

[@Twinkle83-]

@right place

[@javiersosa7990]

A❤❤❤❤ I'm happy to be your first bite love it

[@javiersosa7990]

Thank you for the hearts

[@user-do6bs1px3o]

Very romantic and sweet. Come and visit. There is The Vampire Den in the main road where you can enjoy a tasty bite.

[@ordinaryaverageguy76]

Smol Harmless Vampire will soon be gliding through our bedroom window for visits. But it could be a scheduling nightmare between her, the Awkward Girl and Psycho Ex. And the landlord is going to start thinking about raising the rent for multiple occupancies, too.

[@victoredgefield141]

( imagine donkey from Shrek). "Bite me, bite me oh bite me , bite me Jodie!" 🤣

[@ASMRMusings]

“Awkward Vampire Bites You in the Wrong Place” What is the place?!!! What?! 😆 Hilarious title. Anyways, please miss our veins more; love the tingly mouth sounds in this. Thx, Jode! And suuuure she hasn’t drank anyone else’s blood in a year.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣 That's what they all say

[@ordinaryaverageguy76]

The wrong place would surely be someplace like a train station or a crowded bus or a juice bar.

[@ASMRMusings]

@@ordinaryaverageguy76 I was going to say what Jodie actually meant in the title but then I remembered this is a family site. haha

[@ordinaryaverageguy76]

@@ASMRMusings _Ahem, ahem, ahem..._

[@crimsonhartman]

Vampire with performance issues lol

[@borgulas]

Fangtastic!😁haha. Thanks for awkwardly caring and not just drinking me like a juice box. I felt very appreciated... for a meal.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 You have to appreciate every meal

[@JenMistress]

Well, hopefully I don't have Wing around the collar. Ba dum tiss 😉 OK, I know, bad joke. But seriously, really do like this. So this would be the second bite. You know, like normal this time of year, I spend my free time just before my nightly gaming session watching horror or at least horror themed movies, and a couple of nights ago while I was going to pick one out, KZbin recommended to me Love At First Bite. Reason I'm bringing this up, in that movie, the third bite is when they are transformed into a vampire. So maybe next year, it might happen regardless of if the Awkward Vampire wants them to die or not. 😉 Anyways, enjoyed the video. Thank you so very much, Jodie.

[@ChrisChaotix]

And now I've died due to blood loss from so many misplaced bites 🤣😂

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣🤣 And I did my best to keep you alive

[@secretagenttau2233]

So the vampire is the same lady from your earlier videos correct?

[@robert-xk9ks]

Amazing breathtaking beautiful video I loved it and it sets the mood for Halloween and Jodie you make a lovely vampire and you have the loveliest amazing beautiful eyes and you have the amazing breathtaking loveliest smile that shines with the stars in a moonlight sky and I appreciate everything you do and I I want to thank you for everything you do too and for the birthday wishes and I can't wait until the next video I know it is going to be amazing breathtaking beautiful because Jodie Jodie you are amazing breathtaking beautiful queen

[@TonyPoindexter]

Love you too baby Tony 💞💞😙

[@TonyPoindexter]

Miss you too baby Tony ❤❤

[@insomniacbritgaming1632]

Bite wherever you want... just do it often 😂🤣

[@atompunk5575]

Fallin' in love with an awkward vampire girl

[@javiersosa7990]

You might be cold, but I'm warm-blooded.😊

[@King.daibble21]

❤❤❤❤

[@KingCharles25]

The awkward vampire has definitely typed in her group chat, "I did it again! I bit someone on the a$$! Why do necks and bums look so alike 😭?"

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😂😂😂😂😂 Stop it

[@marcela_v]

Astarion core

[@kevstar2336]

Very beautiful ❤

[@2SmokeyGuru]

Oh wow I need you ♥️

[@strangemarkings]

Not gonna lie I would totally offer myself up to get drained

[@aleciaormond429]

💓💓💓

[@cwroasmr8539]

I would let you give me more Scars than a Lion King DVD on loop 🦷🩸 Fangs for the video x

[@ordinaryaverageguy76]

Tell the Head Vampire that _this_ is a much more efficient use of.... _human resources._

[@matty420_]

[@samuelsim7457]

"Sigh, right. Let's see what we can do. I guess I'm going to need to take up a high iron diet..."

[@ordinaryaverageguy76]

Very thoughtful of you, too.

[@user-ti6te6mn8b]

Сергей привет. Люблю. ❤❤❤

[@matheusrochadasilvarocha3699]

Very good perfection ❤❤❤

[@josephanduril730]

Peeeerfection! You can 'wrong place' wherever you want! More please!?

[@realbaresoles2]

😂❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😊

[@Amo_a_las_mujeres]

What's going on? Why is your voice so sweet? Why do I love your eyes so much? It is legal? Is it legal to be so sweet and so beautiful?

[@ThorDyrden]

Do you have cookies? When I donate blood to the red cross I get cookies... is your offer better?

[@matty420_]

As a member of the vampire community, we don't claim her.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ordinaryaverageguy76]

So, she'll become like the Smol Idiot Vampire, then? Cast out into the cold world with only one friend, an ordinary human, to whom she's always indebted for their sacrifice. Struggling to survive in a world where she doesn't belong. Trying to earn a living with no valuable skills in a modern world. But there's always one person she can lean on.

[@matty420_]

@@ordinaryaverageguy76 Long story short, yes that is a possibility

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@ordinaryaverageguy76 sounds like reality 🤣🤣

[@ordinaryaverageguy76]

@@JodieMarieASMR ohhhh... nyooo....😢 smol bodgejob Jodie does well in this cold cruel world.

[@JimTimber]

Ha ha ! ..I knew you were a Vampress ! lol .. I bet you can stay up and party all night ! 😁 Bless you sweetie and have a wonderful Happy Halloween !! 🎃🎃🕯🕯🍗👈.. random chicken leg.. just in case the 👻👻's are real and you get hungry !! ..innit !!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

A random Human leg more like, thanks

[@JimTimber]

@@JodieMarieASMR 😂😂

[@giuseppegaviano5879]

Just Greatttttt video you were really perfecttt 🙏🏻T'you J()Die ...❤🌹

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Thaaanks :)

[@ArtbyAtlas]

Idk if it’s just me but this is kinda romantic 😅 🙈

[@JodieMarieASMR]

🤣🤣 Like most vampire series there's always a bit of a love story

[@javiersosa7990]

❤ Easy girl, you're doing both sides. You said you were gonna take home a Blood😮

[@ComradeCommissarYuri]

Gotta say... I’m not liking this plan Also you should check out the Worstverse written by Joshua Waggoner an narrated by Natures Temper Some characters from there you might be quite good at

[@JodieMarieASMR]

HAHAHA

[@ironwolf1599]

Ironic that you get the wrong spot when blood doesn’t just come from veins

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Just an excuse to bite your more

[@bobprima3274]

Amazing breathtaking beautiful video I mean wow I just loved every minute of it and I loved the way you bring your videos to life it’s amazing breathtaking beautiful I mean wow you always look amazing breathtaking beautiful in all your outfits you have the most amazing breathtaking beautiful voice is so lovely and the sweetest voice in the world and I want to thank for everything you do and I appreciate everything you do too no one in this world can ever compare or come close to even because Jodie you the most amazing breathtaking beautiful queen 👸 in the world you’re my inspiration I’m so thankful and lucky to have you in my life and Jodie you are absolutely breathtaking amazing and i give you all the credit in the world and Jodie my amazing breathtaking beautiful queen you have the loveliest sweetest voice in the world and the most amazing breathtaking beautiful eyes the shine like beautiful diamonds 💎 in the moonlight sky and I cherish every moment being here with you Jodie and I hold it close to my heart ❤️ and I love you ❤️ and I can’t wait until the next video I know it’s going to be amazing breathtaking beautiful because you are amazing breathtaking beautiful Jodie my queen 👸

[@footguy215]

You dont want my blood. Its tainted! I swear!

[@ASMRMusings]

- JODIE: 21:46 "I'll be waiting for you next year... _so I can finally kill you of course."_ - ME: What in the what?!!!! HOW DARE YOU! That is Psycho Ex territory!! ha! hilaaaarious

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😂😂😂 The vampire instincts had me for a second

[@Josemariaq977]

Típica mujer traumada con la belleza

[@TonyPoindexter]

Pretty good woman love you too baby Tony ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😊

[@lecter8147]

4:02 because your wear them wrong😟

[@javiersosa7990]

I'd like to tell you love hurts you could hurt me all you want

[@rOmeyODavid_o08891]

😊🖤😊👍

[@JodieMarieASMR]

Have a great day

[@rOmeyODavid_o08891]

Thanx

[@user-do6bs1px3o]

That is very romantic. Come and visit.

[@guerrerodehielo2625]

Jodie this Nice, so fine exelent

[@davidsanderson583]

😇👍😎🤘😇

[@Dragonstorm1234]

Is it weird to enjoy being bitten by the awkward vampire? Asking for a friend 😅

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😂😂😂

[@infjguy123]

Thank you for enjoying my blood.