ASMR - Awkwardly Measuring You

[@magpieeyes2572]

Love how she borders the creepy at times, but never actually crosses the awkward into the creepy. Thus proving Jodie Marie is the Queen of awkward trigger videos. Proving this video is another great video in the series.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@magpieeyes2572 😂😂 thank you so much

[@RoachCatJr]

the fact is the fine line that divides creepiness and awkwardness is attractiveness

[@samwhite414]

@@RoachCatJr 💯

[@jordanhartley825]

I swear whenever jodie does something awkward, i can't help but laugh.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@jordanhartley825 that's what I love to do

[@delkashnoct]

Always grateful to see another entry into your awkward series Jodie!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@delkashnoct 🤭 Thanks Glad you enjoy these

[@tharsisharmonia9316]

These vids actually help me with my confidence when I'm feeling negative about my attractiveness

[@tedmabey1852]

Jodie, I ❤️ your awkward videos almost as much as I ❤ you! Keep these awkward videos coming, Jodie😊

[@DarthSiIIious]

6:15 The natural breathing into the mics just broke my tingle immunity. It’s been months, maybe even a year 😭 suscribed!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@DarthSiIIious ohh wow thank you so much 🥰 I'm glad I could bring them back. Welcome to the madness 😊

[@beefrubblez]

5:27 Oooo those nails looking FAB-U-LOUS Jodie!! 💅🏼 Haha! 10:13 "Don't worry, I'm not judging if I see any Bogies" 🤧😆 Also lol that ending with the chest hair! Can't wait to see you next time Awkward Girl! 😅👍

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@beefrubblez 😂😂😂 ended on a banger! Thank you they are growing out now but they've lasted ages

[@heartfeltscenes]

This is a lot of fun, thanks!

[@jamiegoddard562]

Love these shy and sweet videos jodie totally adorable

[@echoseven8580]

This is a weird way to discover a fantasy. I always thought I hated the obsession types, but I guess it was a matter of severity.

[@bigdig3350]

Love your measuring videos thanks! :)

[@BrandonG048]

Thank you for another sweet video Jodie!!! Keep up the great work love!!! 💖💋💖

[@dylanroyboy]

Jodie I have to say I'm going to use every artist to try to break a habit. Not only for myself but for someone in the future who is coming closer as I move forward. I'm glad you're with me.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@dylanroyboy sounds like a plan!

[@dylanroyboy]

@@JodieMarieASMR thank you

[@benjaminherson7658]

"I appreciate every bit of every human." 🤤 Saaaaaaame.

[@seramick5822]

You are not acting, this is the real you! Nicely done as always. Hace a nice weekend

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@seramick5822 it's a very exaggerated version of me haha

[@cosmic-fortytwo]

I love this character, I just want her to be happy. 😊

[@Auroraalchemy111]

Awkward videos are most satisfying ones!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@Auroraalchemy111 In glad you like them 😊

[@K1ngCharles25]

_when she pulls you in close & you just remembered that you forgot to put on deodorant_ 🤦🏿‍♂

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@K1ngCharles25 😳😳😳 ahhh the shame

[@ChrisMDSmith79]

I snarfed so hard then

[@Paul-lz3gd]

Manazee balls lol

[@totallyahuman.2955]

Its not gonna matter either way. As it's gonna smell like tuna and sweat in a few moments anyways. 😉

[@itz_frederick906_9]

Lol😆 KingCharles25👑 your comment just made my day m8 and i hope you have a blessing day lad.🙏✨️💙

[@giuseppegaviano5879]

Niiiiiice video vEry relaxing 😴....... To end the week well you were really perfecttt Like always Thank you Jodie 😘😍🥰❤🌹

[@winterburden]

Thank you so much for measuring us!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@winterburden you are welcome 🤗

[@justingotherman5238]

OH yeah! I love this! I think you should do a creepy kidnapped one next! But I am grateful these because they are so relaxing.

[@nickhigh6857]

Sooo relaxing thank you 😊

[@beachboy2463]

Happy Friday, and have a wonderful weekend Jodie!!👸❤

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@beachboy2463 have a lovely weekend 😊

[@itz_frederick906_9]

Ahhh yes lads...This is One of my favorite asmr vidieo from Jodie Marie of JM being an awkward assistant that measuring us she made it so entertaing and fun to watch also to listen to because it is so Comforting Relaxing I Love it 🙏😌✨️, so Anyway's Thank you so much for this asmr content video JM and we love you also Boris but how is he btw?.🤗❤️🐈‍⬛

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@itz_frederick906_9 thank you so much, Boris is good thanks for asking ☺️

[@itz_frederick906_9]

​@@JodieMarieASMR aww that's good to know and tysm JM for telling me.🙏✨️❤️

[@TaiwokennyBadejo]

I love your videos

[@infjguy123]

Beautiful & relaxing

[@mansoor3159]

Jodie you are one of my most beautiful ASMRtist youtuber in the world and I really really love your contents so so much and I wish you have a blessed weekend🥹🥹💖💖

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@mansoor3159 you are far too kind, have a great weekend 😊

[@ZackyASMR]

Happy Friday Jodie ❤❤❤

[@CletusVanDamme42]

Thank you very much!! 😁😴

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@CletusVanDamme42 thanks for watching 😊

[@CletusVanDamme42]

@@JodieMarieASMR 😁😊😁

[@cazanovazakdar1218]

Awkward awesome friend ❤️ like Jodie 🥰 this is fantastic moment 😀

[@thephysicsquantum]

1. Your acting is AMAZING - as good as anyone in a Hollywood movie (better really!). 2. Marry m-- I mean I had a merry time... watching this. It made me merry. Yeah. ;) 3. ❤

[@JsttomM]

She's married dawg. Chill.

[@thephysicsquantum]

@@JsttomM Relax mate, I assumed that much - just giving positive vibes for her excellent acting.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😂😂😂

[@thephysicsquantum]

@@JodieMarieASMR ❤

[@applezacky6151]

Good morning! Happy August

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@applezacky6151 have a good month

[@dominicalberto2179]

Really good! She has a crush on this person pretty bad! I like quiet voice! Jodie is good actress!

[@bladesteele4177]

My dumbass is so clueless id need this level of flirtation to even realize someone is into me 😂😂😂

[@justinfelt748]

Happy August, Jodie!😊😊😊😊😎☀🌌💙💙💙💙💙💙🇺🇸🌷💜💜💜💜💜💜🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇👍 You look beautiful 4:28 !😍⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐👍

[@jokingjoker4964]

Does anyone else hear that noise Jodie makes at 11:15 that sounds almost exactly like a heart monitor's beep?

[@alvaroramiz3585]

Perfect for her heart doctor roleplay video 😂

[@MrFwibbles]

I'm still trying to figure out what the squelch noise at 12:05 was!

[@mgnt232]

Just excellent thanks 😊

[@K1ngCharles25]

6:02 idc why i thought this was so funny looking 😂

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@K1ngCharles25 🤣🤣🤣 I laughed when I edited it as well

[@benjaminherson7658]

Honestly, moments like that are what send this channel soaring above the others.

[@itz_frederick906_9]

Lol🤭 ikr same here KingCharles25👑

[@Gibbs_300]

Great video

[@gregbo123]

Awkwardly lovely

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@gregbo123 thank you 😊

[@newredline]

So cute! 🥰

[@jaxsonsdad79]

There's something endearing about how approachably beautiful you are. Makes these vids feel way more authentic.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@jaxsonsdad79 Thank you 😊

[@jdertien]

15:41 lol

[@JenMistress]

With mentioning the heat taking your breath away, I would be so tempted to say, "So it isn't just me that's hot in here." just to see the reaction. 😉😂🤣 Love this Awkward Character. Thank you so very much, Jodie.

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😂😂😂 nice, thank you

[@StormyStories]

I like to imagine that we're just shamelessly flirting back between each of these exchanges and we're both just too insecure to believe that the other is actually flirting.

[@georgecastaneda1779]

I'm sorry, I must have forgotten the results as soon as I walked out the door...I'll have to schedule another appointment. 😋

[@martavisasmr]

Hello jodie the goddess ❤😊

[@thecloudof98]

This brings back memories cause this is the first video of yours I watched 😂 I wonder when we are going to flirt back with you it’s just pure teasing torment at this point xD

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😂😂😂 but that's the beauty of it

[@IdaWhispers]

i love the tape sounds 🤤

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@IdaWhispers it is a good sound, I think that's an underated sound as well

[@HarryJones-kv8ks]

Damn it starting to feel warm in here wait what we done

[@borgulas]

I also wanted to be a spiderman and kiss girls upside down, but that dangling part makes me nauseous. Thanks for the laughs and tingles, Jodie!!

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@borgulas 🤣🤣🤣 all the blood rushing to your head cant be fun

[@OliverMercer-gr5ks]

This when my clothes awkwardly fall off, 😮😂 leaving me to think that you must. Had tempered with them somehow, with some pully string. 🤔

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@OliverMercer-gr5ks 😂😂😮 she would not do such a thing

[@OliverMercer-gr5ks]

@JodieMarieASMR No no of course not, that's just to absurd to imagine. 🤔😏😉🫣🤭🤣

[@danlynch2772]

Shit I’ve gone and fell in love with

[@bernardygouellet7293]

Please we need more videos of those "akwards" series

[@eustacethemonk2176]

I'd end up needing measurements for like a dozen costumes and lose the measurements constantly so I'd end up having to go back all the time...

[@keithancindy]

❤️❤️.....Shareyn Th Love....

[@TwoThreadsAhead]

Jodie be like: 🥴

[@waterhot80]

You should be hired for a new series of The Office. 10/10 on the cringe-o-meter.

[@waterhot80]

So cringe, 10/10

[@fobbles_]

Giving me unhealthy relationship standards one video at a time

[@JodieMarieASMR]

😅 sorry

[@fobbles_]

@@JodieMarieASMR no. It’s relaxing don’t stop

[@gregdiamond6023]

Nothing better for a man than a cute as hell ginger awkwardly thinking about you.🧡😊

[@JohnDoe-yc2qt]

Careful, Icarus.

[@martinkellegher9845]

❤ Hi

[@rogeriofarias1026]

🌹🌹🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹❤

[@FieldRebel]

Just hear me out. Can we it's a MJ and Spider-Man video.

[@mikeyboo5603]

❤

[@zombiemontage]

Oh well, I'm cooked now

[@MrDamien62500]

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💞💞💞💞💞🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹😘😘😘😘😘 toujours aussi charmante j'adore 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@sevenstarsasmr]

🥰🥰🥰

[@TonyPoindexter]

Like you too baby Tony miss you too baby Tony 💝

[@jeffbonnett7803]

😊

[@kagan4697]

😺

[@brookschrls007]

Honestly just to spit out what you want to say to me baby cuz I love you. no need to hold back anymore. You've won my heart. 😘❤️🌹

[@KoraySALMAN-t7j]

💕

[@RobertWolfe-l4y]

Can help me with a good time

[@tom11zz884]

Her camera has focusing issues, always blurring out

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@tom11zz884 it's not a focusing issue, its auto focus so it focuses very quickly on close up central things I have it set like that because I do a lot of close up videos and other setting or cameras I have struggle to keep up with the amount I move causing A LOT more blurring

[@3f9a]

you are something

[@danielgreen5385]

Hello Jodie How Are You Too. God Bless You Love And Best Wishes Always In Jesus Mighty Name Amen 🙏🙏🙏💕💕💕🌈🌈❤️❤️❤️⭐️⭐️⭐️✨️✨️✨️🌟🌟🌟

[@cameronmcdonnell1921]

Can we cuddle ❤

[@duarteantoniovicente6594]

So pretty you are … Jodie marie / . ..

[@RoachCatJr]

say awkward thing, gulp, shake head, "uhh", correct self, repeat

[@MichaelJ.Caboose-u5w]

I still think for the amount of patrons and views your audio quality should be better. There's white noise in the background and i feel like your voice could sound even better.

[@AllenNiner-zp1mq]

She pulls out your chest hair i save it .not awkward 🤣🤣🤣

[@JodieMarieASMR]

@@AllenNiner-zp1mq 😂😂😂😂

[@craigsmart1986]

You look familiar, did you go to Heathfields high school?

[@monicabrunini2065]

I wish you posted stomach rumbling videos again soon

[@Scoobert998]

Bro... come on you not that downbad right?