ASMR for People Who Didn't Get the PS5 for Christmas (2020)

[@chyaboi11]

Uncle E always knows how to console people in times of need.

[@vtheselfdevotee111]

HA GET IT CONSOLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@planes124]

😂

[@defeatedink0544]

I love puns

[@Heywood-----Jablomeh]

👁 +👁👁 what u did

[@TheFunniMan1388]

Get out

[@milo4279]

So basically this is asmr for 99% of people

[@boi731]

You rounded it wrong, It's 100%.

[@yourlocalenbypunk84]

@boi now that’s more like it

[@abdielmojica8840]

I feel like an outcast cuz i was one of the lucky ones but i came for the tingles

[@Callum-yl6gw]

Me laughing with my ps5 😂😂😂

[@GurglyGymGunkie]

iPhone 12 and PS5... I’m that 1%

[@bruhbruh2376]

You simply can’t dislike this guy.

[@EternalNyappy]

I almost did for a second when he pronounced "anime" in american in one video. But I can't, not even for that.

[@holleytizzube61]

@@EternalNyappy anim overrated

[@chikxra]

@@holleytizzube61 Holley bathtub overrated

[@des1m0nt]

@@holleytizzube61 i- how. you're overrated 💀

[@bananaboi0738]

Wright i have insomnia this shit helps me sleep

[@brucewill4817]

"I'm going to rub your brain with this rubber chicken" That's a sentence I never thought I'd hear

[@W0RLDSSMALLESTVI0LIN]

He lied, that aint no damn rubber chicken lol...its plastic...shits sounds hard AF..

[@foofoo1331]

I want to hear that quote in a movie now lmfao

[@bonniesadlon3504]

Lmao

[@unity__3829]

r/brandnewsentence

[@armchairphilosopher6880]

an obvious sign their new here- Welcome to ER, expect the unexpected and assume you know nothing. The world is a lie and the sanitarium is more than a building. From Corvus, Margret, the _ man, the _ salesman /dealer, satan, and Dr. Clemmons to vaguer entities like Charlie Carl, Iggy Manly, the TFHS, the Tinkerer, and one-off characters that one should never assume are just one time occurrences. This is ER, rubbing a rubber chicken your brain you will soon find to be the tip of this beautiful ice burg.

[@t.g.v8889]

9:48 Imagine how hard it would be to explain to someone why are you watching this

[@spoklo5758]

You don’t

[@momkermit8591]

Or 8:12

[@xeno1019]

Or I guess 3:08

[@jamesackerman4734]

@@momkermit8591 lmaoooo I skipped forward to see what happened and I wasn’t expecting that😂😂😂💀💀

[@laffairiste8296]

Imagine being suprised by your girlfriend at this moment 😂 !

[@powergoose6188]

I was expecting him to just hold up a PS5 and tap on it while insulting us on how we didn’t get it.

[@Jojo-jp4ro]

That would be higher being content that we would be be able to handle. Us humans can only handle so much. For instance, Jake Paul

[@UNLIMITED-DAN]

LOL Don't look at any Jake Paul, it's a physical and visual injury to watch his content.

[@UNLIMITED-DAN]

But ya'll probably already know.

[@ShaggyMayhem]

That sound like something ER would do.

[@cammandoconcon5152]

i was to at first.

[@MSDesignASMR]

This video is not to be confused for the ASMR for Scalpers who bought up all the PS5's with bots and then tried selling it for well over $1000.

[@thefalsekingslayer3717]

Tried *and succeeded*

[@nigiri2263]

i will say however, it is a lot of fun to troll them and waste the scalper's time on facebook markeplace though.....

[@MSDesignASMR]

@@nigiri2263 lol I've been reading the comments on their marketplace posts.

[@snyfilms1869]

I bought 2 somehow and i sold one for like 100 dollars over so i made some money, but im not selling it for like 2k

[@MSDesignASMR]

@@snyfilms1869 that's pretty decent.

[@anthony5287]

What if he just pulled out a PS5 and laughed at us for an hour

[@Daemon250]

Honestly, its rift. Id still find it entertaining and calming if he did.

[@ryukoreshir5414]

that's a bruh moment lol

[@arthurmilo8837]

Plot twist

[@NeoMetaI]

Plot*

[@cookiecookie2965]

I WOULD BE WHEEZING-

[@usdepartmentoftreasuryinte6052]

Literally anything that can happen: * Exists * ER: " *You're already content.* "

[@dennisbarrett9302]

I like how that goes both for the content he makes and content feeling he gives us. Good job 👍

[@kira.definitelynotlight.4058]

Omea wa mou... contentu

[@stevensauls2013]

NANI?!

[@SaberRattlerII]

rule 34 activated

[@tokufire8989]

Next video: Asmr for people who are stuck in their car

[@etheralyouth5240]

Plot twist: He made this video for his son who didnt get a ps5

[@belowxero3071]

No, this IS the plot.

[@CantThink1Sorry]

244 likes and only 2 replies? Wow

[@slightyactivechannel9875]

3 replies now

[@CantThink1Sorry]

4 now

[@lacyoden]

5

[@drago90121]

Me: doesn’t get a PS5 for Christmas Rift: Can I offer you a ASMR video in this troubling time?

[@everythingplacechannel]

Indeed

[@charliedays]

Not getting a PS5 is "a tragedy that is affecting millions of people across the world." First world problems? I'm dead!🤣

[@AceBeamedYou]

@@charliedays Is joke

[@Trooper_1015]

Jedi

[@rachelmartin9191]

I did

[@MikeLitorusItches]

The 390 dislikes are the ps5 owners who weren’t invited

[@0ficial...._.tri013]

so true

[@taylerandrews6264]

You're ridiculous if you think 240 people have a ps5. Ludacris I say sir

[@MikeLitorusItches]

@@taylerandrews6264 lol yeah my bad

[@Tzahx_]

277* now

[@thatguy647]

@@Tzahx_ 278*

[@edtheeaterofworlds]

Love the new hairstyle. It really complements the handlebar mustache. I feel like Rift should have been voted 2020’s most handsome face instead.

[@frutalse]

couldn't agree more

[@cube-brick8836]

He's like a movie actor

[@NatiSim]

Imagine him hosting meme review *handsomeness increases* No seriously that would be so cool

[@erichkaufmann5284]

He looks like Robert E lee crossed with Tom cruise I know it sounds weird but honestly it’s true

[@ein9367]

Yeah, waiting on more early 19th century fashion to come back. Perhaps mutton chops?

[@is8465]

My man spent 11 minutes and ten seconds to find us the perfect match! This guy cares for us

[@shermaderma2803]

"For people who didn't get a ps5" *Rated E for everyone*

[@soulsenthusiasts1015]

Now that is a really fucking creative joke😂

[@specificpotato9024]

No one has the ps5 confirmed

[@simplez4ck]

No I have one

[@shermaderma2803]

@@simplez4ck GIT, GIT OUTTA HERE

[@simplez4ck]

@@shermaderma2803 FeelsGoodMan 😎

[@Myckou]

Too bad KZbin doesn't have a "PS5 ownership" analytics variable, we'd see on the graph all the owners leave at 4'

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

It does have viewership by platform though, I wonder if anybody with a PS5 watched this video using the app.

[@famguy292]

Me: This is an oddly “normal” video for ER. ER: Would you mind if I borrowed your brain and massaged it with a rubber chicken? Me: Ah, there it is :)

[@calblack4156]

@Koby Cossins Is ThAt A jOjO rEfErEnCe

[@semiazasface8857]

When that ps3 turned on a flood of memories came In enough to make a grown man cry 😤

[@beans0022]

Uncle E looks like a custom character in Red Dead Online

[@speedwheel1807]

Nah he straight up looks like an associate of Trelawney

[@neessie1]

He lookes on fleek like hell

[@WiseMysticalTree0]

Fr tho, his face reminds me of old western movie like characters

[@speedwheel1807]

@@WiseMysticalTree0 yeah, but only the chaotic neural ones. Like a snake oil seller kind of getup

[@abbacadaver]

Shopkeeper of the Nothing store :)

[@jacksonyoung2271]

Other ASMRtists: Use wigs and fake moustaches/beards. Paul: Has such extreme hair growth that he only has to wait a week for his hair to reach Jesus-like length.

[@AnvilJeff]

Guess some people are just.... Blessed. Eh? Ehhh? No? Ok, I'll see myself out.

[@gutsbrsk]

@@AnvilJeff No. Stay.

[@Hippeaux]

@@AnvilJeff No, get out

[@AnvilJeff]

@Dominic Aubuchon oh shit... time to leave Earth, I guess 😳

[@Spagote]

It was only like 4-5 months ago he practically shaved it all, my hair couldn’t get nearly as long as his in that time

[@twisted8151]

16:53 "Could it be? Why, I do believe That I've found the p- no."

[@KOUGRR]

I was really hoping he was gonna open his door at the end and walk away, but in the background, there are hundreds of PS5s. The twist being, he's actually a scalper XD

[@celestialdischarge7754]

He always saves the day when we need him most

[@pjthebest10]

Uncle E has been baffling me for years with his originality and wit

[@thepatte5833]

Somebody: How many video ideas do you have? ER: Yes

[@trevor5485]

Doesn’t make sense

[@jamesackerman4734]

@@trevor5485 never seen this meme format before?

[@OutOfShape]

Rift: *pulls out PS5 at the end, flipping us off*

[@nemes1sx682]

Bro I am not even kidding, that was literally the same thing I was thinking 😂🤣

[@templarhayward4054]

Man that is an EPIC GAMER MOMENT

[@ssnake3461]

That wouldve been epic

[@gxd4690]

Damn you made me have to look at proof from the video

[@con8459]

Ahahaha you have been tricked by I: DIO

[@ethanrmadera]

Waiting for the “ASMR for people who got a PS5 for Christmas” vid where he flexes on everyone

[@Mick8393]

I can only imagine him pulling out a PS5 on this video and laugh at us for an hour

[@WhereDoCatsGo]

But its a very very quiet laugh So it still counts as asmr And causes us sadness

[@thomasw2798]

9:37 Now this is a sight I could’ve never imagined myself seeing

[@evelyncastillo1094]

I was simply stunned. I could have imagined anything but that.

[@justalostlocal]

Kinky.

[@_Mrrock]

@@justalostlocal ah not like that pervert

[@actuallyalien7771]

“You can listen to the sounds as I flick your brain stem” *flick flick flick flick*

[@cannedsas]

*dies*

[@stablehuman8551]

@@cannedsas i think i'm paralyzed from my head and down

[@chubs7151]

the only asmr channel without ASMR in their name.

[@cs7811]

goodnight moon as well

[@DC-gw3cl]

and Mermaid Whispers?

[@tormentedking333]

I still think he should do a suit roleplay where he flexs his suit collection, love the vids see yall next year

[@a_goose_]

I got a balloon that said "PS5 Coming soon", so that's nice.

[@siegpasta]

this sounds like my parents in a nutshell XD

[@bladeluver37]

odd. i think the balloons trynna tell you something?

[@lta_mahanes6525]

My friends got a card that had 500 dollars on it because his parents couldn’t get him one.🥺

[@salutoris]

@Reaon where tf did you see the reference bro?

[@salutoris]

@Reaon makes sense

[@59tothegrave4eva]

8:07 “you can listen to the sounds, as I flick your brainstem” I never thought I’d ever hear those combinations of words in my life

[@lowgahn69]

"I'm just going to light this candle" me: *sees how long this part of the video is* "oh I see where this is going"

[@bruggbruh]

1:05:58

[@Logan-tf6nk]

You should make an asmr for the scalpers then just scream in the middle of it

[@ruudga1028]

10 minutes into video and screams wake up

[@Person-bj2es]

Anti-asmr

[@_.syrtos._1098]

-"I'll turn the ps3 on for that wonderful sound" The sound: goddamn vacuum cleaner

[@thearctic7919]

AUUUUUUW HOOOOOOOOWM

[@thearctic7919]

Basically driving over my electrical keyboard

[@_.syrtos._1098]

@@thearctic7919 or just holding ur ear up to a jet engine at this point

[@_.syrtos._1098]

@@thearctic7919 or just holding ur ear up to a jet engine at this point

[@RNG-esus]

The menu sound from the PS2 would have been a nice ambient background sound for this video

[@owenlewis4402]

i didn’t ask for the ps5, but i still feel the need to be here

[@Joe-rq5cv]

Same

[@Nomnombones]

Same

[@adamoutulny2345]

Same tho

[@polarispulsar]

Really same.

[@TevelDrinkwater]

Same same.

[@Kureiji-Desu]

Thanks for your bravery in talking about this topic, we really needed someone to step up and bring this matter to light during these trying times.😔🤝😔 We'll get through this together.

[@ASMRHatov]

Same energy: "Those WERE the droids I was looking for..." *cries in unemployed stormtrooper*

[@f_a_t_c_a_t]

Fuck off

[@Kureiji-Desu]

@@f_a_t_c_a_t You don't know the struggle man, hope you never go through what we're going through.

[@f_a_t_c_a_t]

@@Kureiji-Desu haha I've had 5 people I dearly loved this year die and along that my childhood dog died. I moved houses to an area i didn't know. My dads gone insane and I have been having issues with myself and my mom has been doing drugs too. Also my brother had life threatening surgery, so fuck off

[@fish.bonesss]

"You can listen to the sound as I flick your brain stem." -Ephemeral Rift, 2020

[@lilelephanta5215]

LOL 😂

[@Jamesmartel16]

Nah that's something else it's the piece of poo hanging out My butt for 6 hours

[@crynauct]

lmao, the "Brain Stem" i cvan see him holding in that smile while he was flicking it.

[@dennissteffens6004]

😂 yea i was like Well thats wierd lol

[@clonez8219]

@Christian Ball no one cares lmao

[@fakeblue8985]

@Christian Ball man’s flexing about how he’s rich but he got the xbox lmao

[@DylanAlexander93]

@Christian Ball if you're so rich why don't you get really drunk and drive a really fast car? Do it or you're not rich

[@hamburggerm5824]

@@fakeblue8985 they're the same price bro doesn't matter but I mean do your research before you try to call out someone. The guys still a douche but just some advice. Happy New Year!

[@gilliantracy7991]

“Has anyone ever flicked your brain stem?” LMFAO

[@theforruner117]

Was looking for this comment lol

[@semiazasface8857]

Yes

[@unbounded8169]

if someone did I'd be dead

[@memo69420]

I use asmr to sleep every night and as a result I no longer experience asmr at it's fullest, but that part whit the matches was incredible.

[@kastikepussukka0137]

You know you've grown old when getting socks for Xmas is the most pleasant thing you could ask for.

[@zacknightthefifthking]

These new pairs of underwear are just a whole different breed.

[@Daveglorious]

For sure .)

[@georgecastle18]

“You can listen to the sounds as a flick your brain stem”

[@Sputnick_00]

Ye

[@A.T.G]

Its an honor to meet you prison mike

[@NeoMetaI]

How bad was your guitar skill to get you in prison

[@yesyes8984]

i love how he takes off my brain and starts soothing it

[@speedwheel1807]

Soothing it*

[@georgeheilman885]

"That great PS3 nostalgia." I still haven't even moved on to PS4. Guess I must really be living in the past.

[@MayorCupcake]

I still think of the PS3 as new.

[@georgeheilman885]

@TAYLOR SMITH I'm not a boomer, jackass.

[@laffairiste8296]

@@georgeheilman885 Staying on PS3 isn't a bad thing. You have a bunch of good games (which are for the most part better than actual games). Like Fallout 3, Olders Call of Duty, GTA San Andreas,..

[@entropy04]

I haven’t even moved up from a PS2... it’s been over a decade

[@laffairiste8296]

@@entropy04 Ah ah stucked in 2005 !

[@Darth_Racor]

damnnnn that moustache is on point

[@sukiifakiee]

@Christian Ball the fuckk

[@Daniel-jb3ib]

@Christian Ball Get help

[@levferno483]

Coming back to thank you for staying with us through our struggling times. You’re awesome and I hope you never change.

[@zachfranksam]

You ever wonder if while Uncle E is using his everyday household items to provide us with some much needed tingles, his wife is just walking around the house like, where the f*ck are the matches? Lol

[@loxione210]

Where the fuck did the brain go?! PAUL!

[@plewta]

17:04 “I do believe I found the- no” i died

[@Joe-rq5cv]

Same 💀 I actually laughed out loud 😂

[@xyares1807]

Bruh is your pfp a planet or just a texture? Cuz it has me fascinated

[@luanik8kmg5]

"passive agressive ER isn't real, he cant hurt you" passive agressive ER:

[@arttheclown9458]

“How dare you for coming here” 😂🤣😂🤣 i thought it was going to be a congradulations or something LMFAOOO!!!!

[@baileywiseman2079]

me too fr

[@diegorobles1819]

I have a ps5 and was greatly ashamed of my actions. Consider this an apology.

[@itsjeremy_3483]

your soul has been forgiven warrior

[@Hexagonian]

You better be

[@Withered741]

I have a ps5 as well and it aint as impressive as I thought it would be. I mean sure it runs ps4 games faster but there's only so much fun you can have with only a few native ps5 games. I also hate the ps5 UI and layout so I mainly use it like a ps4 but for games with long load times

[@Joe-rq5cv]

@@Withered741 this is the comment I was looking for since the PS5 came out. The PS5 isn't all that special, just faster loading times and maybe some new features. Happy you got it doe 🤠👍

[@Bignfluffy]

Smash it up and burn the games and all is forrgiven

[@ManoSaarinenCarmanen81]

I can't thank you enough that i found your channel because i was just desperate and furious about the PS5 situation that i wanted to see if anyone had made a video about those who didn't get it and this video opened my eyes to this wonderfull world of ASMR! Later i found out about this fascinating ERU with huge amount of interesting characters and everything else that this channel offers and now after almost 2 years later since i saw this, your channel has become my favourite KZbin channel giving me relaxation, giggles and everything between! ❤️

[@Gekgekgekgek]

You is pog

[@ManoSaarinenCarmanen81]

@@Gekgekgekgek????

[@vegetaalmighty8649]

The man knows his audience lol

[@theterriblegamer6894]

Want to like but at 69 likes

[@vc_strange]

@@theterriblegamer6894 a fellow man of culture I see

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

@@vc_strange for people who think anime is a gender and memes a personality maybe

[@rodrigombl452]

@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar chill

[@kayneedlinson725]

@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar who hurted you, grab some beer mate.

[@bestofyosuke]

ER and his ideas are just the definition of "big brain time"

[@HarperNell]

Every year I asked for a gaming console and never got one, (i still can't afford one lol) so seeing the PS3 and PS4 caused PTS5D for me

[@itzthompsen7931]

Start saving man

[@cs7811]

PS4 and Xbox one have great pricing rn

[@darksector_0675]

PTS5D 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thejeaker384]

You can get an Xbox series X + game pass and gold for 24$ and some cents per month and then after like 6 months it becomes 36$ per month

[@CAPTTIGHT230]

@@thejeaker384 an xbox-x for 24$ suuurrreeeeeee......

[@otakuradiance9791]

The ASMR we never asked for, but got the ASMR we never knew we needed during these times

[@sgtsnuggleton3239]

Judging by the suit he’s wearing, I have a feeling we might finally be getting that John Wick video soon

[@Willy29572]

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU

[@Willy29572]

@Sebastian Ruiz NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU

[@canadianbricks46]

POV: it’s a year later and THIS VIDEO WILL STILL BE RELEVANT

[@dingledongus]

when rifts hair is in the awkward phase but still looks better than yours

[@rhinocort1184]

Your mom’s in an awkward phase

[@unluckyblanket2779]

@@rhinocort1184 lmao k

[@CHICKENNUGGETSKOON]

@@unluckyblanket2779 your mom is lmao k

[@b8-306]

Rift long hair > Rift short hair

[@iTlsMe]

I can’t believe I am offended by something I 100% agree with

[@benarchyuk837]

The PS3 out here sounding like a diesel Generator

[@notword4r]

“Maybe it’s a good thing you didn’t get the ps5 for Christmas” Me: yes, perhaps it was a good thing

[@shuttethyonuppeth6582]

I would like to personally thank this video for assisting me through my endeavors. I watched this video originally in a time of desperation and need and now I am out of the woods. Yes, it is so, I have obtained a ps5. I true thank you to dearest Ephemeral Rift for the aid he provided. I shall truly never forget you.

[@markponte748]

Uncle E looks like if John Wick lost everything and is living paycheck to paycheck

[@thejustinjustin1233]

Had my ps5 for almost a month now, I feel for the people that didn’t get one. Don’t give up, you’ll get one eventually.

[@NeoDragoN7676]

Everyone else : whispering, mouth sounds, finger flutters...the only triggers that work for me. Me : rubber chicken rubbed on brain, rubber chicken brain pecking and brain stem flicking please!!

[@Charu0]

@GameDox 20 thank God I found someone that agree with me

[@Charu0]

Also the monster hands are goods

[@captainobvious9526]

@GameDox 20 Thank you! Someone says it.

[@jessechamper3484]

Love all these vids. 2020 was extremely stressful for me but discovering this channel really helped with the anxiety and insomnia. Thanks for finding creative ways to help me relax/sleep and survive the year

[@ODD_SAXAH]

I like how he’s talking about sadness because you didn’t get the ps5 but who got what they wanted this year

[@entropy04]

Anarchists

[@inkaf225]

@@entropy04 Based!

[@ellamorrison3404]

The coronavirus

[@proto6086]

Reject perverted modernity of PS5, embrace the traditional purity of PS2

[@baroque4days]

*makes PS2 RSOD sounds to strike terror into the hearts of PS5 owners*

[@abhiramanilkumar7601]

As a fellow co-owner of a PS2. I 100%agree

[@proto6086]

@@abhiramanilkumar7601 co-owner? Is that a PS2 co-op?

[@baroque4days]

@@abhiramanilkumar7601 I don't own one anymore, just a 3. My 4 died last week. I am only really a PC gamer now but the inability to afford a graphics card to meet the requirements of modern games is about as annoying as not getting a PS5. I'm kinda stuck on old gen shit because GPUs seemingly never go down in price since all of this crypto mining shit. But ye, I doubt I'll get a PS5. I like to have one around to play with friends or to play old exclusives but, meh. Still, the PS2 was epic. Just happy a lot of tjose games can be bought on PS3 as digital download.

[@abhiramanilkumar7601]

@@proto6086 Well you see technically its my brothers, but he kinda asked me to take care of it.

[@creepypinny8717]

When he said journey the memories straight hit me like a truck

[@frst232]

I’m watching this video while I have a PS5 but I also watched it when I didn’t have a PS5.I didn’t get a PS5 for my birthday in 2021 because it was so expensive in my country.What I did was that I waited and my hope never died,now in 2022 my dream finally came true.The point I’m trying to make is that don’t give up on ur hope and don’t ever think about committing suicide for just a console,alot of people commit suicide just because they don’t get what they want all I’m trying to say is do not make the same mistake as they did and don’t give ur life away for a console.

[@cypinax]

It's been 2 years, has the wound healed? Can i finally watch?

[@meeker_beeker]

the people who disliked are people who got the PS5

[@phazebeast7373]

I have a ps5 luckily and I am angry about the whole scalper situation ' its really messed up how they ruin it for everyone else

[@Peachy0514]

I bought one for regular price! Haha haha it’s glorious

[@aperplexedpineapple9235]

@@Peachy0514 same man the loading times are insane

[@phazebeast7373]

@@MrBooblo086 i didnt dislike, I enjoy uncle e asmr 👍

[@Not-A-Content-Creator]

@@Peachy0514 good for you, but don’t laugh because a materialistic possession gives value to your self worth, learn a skill that actually takes hard work and diligence to achieve, then come brag

[@bahamutzet0ify]

Lol dude, that is hilarious, you just got yourself a fan

[@cs7811]

I prefer air conditioners

[@danielt9744]

You’re laughing. Thousands are left without a PS5 and you’re laughing.

[@bahamutzet0ify]

Hecks yeah i am laughing, millions are without food or water and somehow I'm supposed to feel bad about a ps5? Lol ok, not gonna be bothered over something as superficial and meaningless like a video game or console.

[@arj1087]

@@bahamutzet0ify well said bud.

[@GanymedeJupiterJazz]

@@bahamutzet0ify I'm going to assume you understand this is clearly a joke-very clearly.

[@skeletorloll]

Me: *Wishing I got an Xbox Series X* Me: *Sees Video* Me: "Well I guess this counts."

[@dirtdisrespector7077]

The "(2020)" makes me hope he does a "ASMR for People Who Still Didn't Get the PS5 for Christmas" next year.

[@awesomepet2399]

Thank you so much for this. Not getting one has honestly been really difficult for me and by far the worst part of this year. This made me feel so much better.

[@KingKass10]

I am sitting over here in the corner, playing on my Playstation 2, enjoying some good ephemeral rift tingels

[@LegoEngineer003]

I think my dad still has a PS2 somewhere, because I remember watching him play Spiro when I was little. Might even have a PS1 (or whatever the first gen was called)

[@joelss22]

@@LegoEngineer003 Its just called a Playstation but the 1 added at the end makes it understandable after later installments, since just the letters PS could mean anything to some people.

[@baconcat02]

Me: *relaxed* Him: “...rub your brain with this rubber chicken.” Mr: 0-0 wut.-.

[@worldwidewebster6224]

First time?

[@jimmielong5608]

R

[@p1xke729]

Oh we have a rookie.

[@wullpowell2900]

Ha go see dr.cthulu he should have some recommendations for what you could get at the nothing shop for your anxiety

[@kelborhal2576]

Shhh just let it happen.

[@geekforeverpixelgamingsurl5007]

If people who got a PS5 should be ashamed of watching, I can't imagine how SCALPERS should feel.

[@ertel6740]

They get to burn

[@u121386]

@@ertel6740 ...In the deepest pits of Tartarus

[@yashuab.2979]

@@u121386 … they shall see false light as they suffer in the darkest pits

[@jaytheartman610]

POV: you're half the population

[@goodguybjorn]

99%*

[@FactStash101]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

[@xastur193]

The other half: laughs in Xbox

[@hooman999]

JOSEPHU JOESTA

[@xeno1019]

POV: you have 50 days to save your daughter

[@JokersWild]

What makes me so pissed off is that an acquaintance got it for Christmas and he uses it for Fortnite 90% of the time.

[@maozk4983]

Just play fortnite on ps4 bruh Its not like fortnite has insane graphics

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

@@maozk4983 fortnite is the issue and a made a poem for it "I could destroy fortnite in a fortnite but I'd rather do it now for-tonight"

[@slightyactivechannel9875]

@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar beautiful True art my mans

[@meandmybeautifuldogs2454]

Fortnite isn’t even good anymore

[@justinbrowning1742]

Thanks ER for everything that you do. I've been binge watching your past videos all day.

[@paubuigues4363]

7:31 hey, be careful with that brain, it's the only one that I have.

[@loganshate]

That BRAIN is the most magical prop you have in your arsenal good sir! Every time I catch a glimpse of it in a thumbnail I know the video is a must watch even if that brain only comes out for a moment or two. Something about the concept of it, the texture, the sounds....and when you tell me its MY brain, and then start to assess it, I actually feel it being touched. I am sure others feel as I do, surely we could have a mad scientist brain vid, or perhaps, a Brain massage parlor, somewhere people send their brains off to so they can be cleaned and unwind for detox and destress.

[@TheSergio1021]

That intro is hilarious from a PS5 owner's perspective. "How dare you" lol

[@aniro5204]

How does it feel?

[@TheSergio1021]

@@aniro5204 I couldn't stop laughing, it was a direct message to PS5 owners and it worked so well

[@lta_mahanes6525]

Ik. I felt attacked

[@subbot8077]

Leave 🙄

[@TheSergio1021]

@@subbot8077 😭😭

[@scatmann6502]

I'm a pc guy, but HOLY SHIT I feel terrible for console people this year. EVERYTHING IS OUT OF STOCK

[@PlatFlame]

Idk what you mean I'm still trying to get a 3090

[@JLCL01]

@@PlatFlame I guess the logic is that at least we got games to play on PC while we wait for the GPU scalping/price increase to settle down. I got an RX 460 so I'm definitely looking forward to upgrading soon. Though I guess that's kind of the case with folks who want the new consoles. 🤷‍♂️

[@PlatFlame]

@@JLCL01 yea I mean I fine rn with a 3700x and 5700x

[@SusieLegionDBD]

Same I'm a PC girl also

[@cs7811]

And all of the nvidia rtx graphic cards

[@prezzyx6158]

Im depressed about life in general, but Im glad I could find this distraction for a little bit

[@StudMacher78]

6:02 The Classic Red PlayStation 3 controller! I’m feeling nostalgia already!

[@gigaman1234]

I feel you... Xbox series X I wanted really bad but I’m not political about my consoles and both are amazing

[@Lucian113]

I only want the mini fridge for the Harry Potter game, but I'm not gonna get it for 1 game

[@cs7811]

I just want Minecraft rtx but it’s not supported on series x, so I’ll have to wait on buying it

[@RiKSh4w]

For all those people without a PS5, here's more of the consoles you already have.

[@StudMacher78]

35:09 Ah, nostalgia! Thanks for mentioning these games man! Brings back memories!

[@dmg_ch]

When Uncle E has a PS5, I'll wait for the Playstation-Man video

[@pizzam4nn]

Another "Man" to add to the list. I love it

[@ortiz70773]

Nobody: Rift with the brain stem: 😏👉🏼🧠

[@passionatemelon6627]

I can't move my legs

[@cs7811]

My cat died

[@MaxieWolfe]

You’re smart, you did a video aimed to most people alive

[@tedgrainger9801]

I feel like this is the sequel to the holiday shopping at the nothing store

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

@HollowRa1n you all say that on every comment. You all are overrated, and your personalities depend on insatiable popularity

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

@HollowRa1n toxicity is a made up phrase that your type would use, it is referred to as "tired of this nonesense" and or "I hate people who repeat the same things constantly over again". and this is not at all related to that marvel movie, get off the coffee son.

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

@HollowRa1n edit one, two, and three: yikes

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

@HollowRa1n I see

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

@HollowRa1n well I prefer it to fuel my 1955 Chevrolet but...well, It smells fine, I'm used to it since 1940

[@tornado796]

"I Really HOPE You Are Doing Well" - 0:01 "Special Message for PS5 Owners" - 1:36 "Preview of Video Segments" - 4:19 "Rubber Chicken Brain Massage" - 7:06 "Finding the Perfect Match" - 12:18 "Candlelight Vigil / Moment of Silence" - 23:28 "Reading PS3 & PS4 Game Titles" - 33:20 "PS3 Sounds" - 39:39 "PS4 Sounds" - 47:03 "Game Case Tapping" --PlayStation 4 54:16 - Plants VS Zombies - GW2 54:53 - The Outer Worlds 55:31 - Diablo Reaper of Souls (Ultimate Evil Edition) 56:06 - Horizon Zero Dawn (Complete Edition) 56:38 - RDR2 --PlayStation 3 57:20 - Rayman Origins 57:52 - Mini Ninjas 58:30 - God of War 3 59:04 - Uncharted 2 (Among Thieves) 59:39 - Dark Souls 1:00:18 - The Ico & Shadow of the Colossus 1:00:56 - The Last Of Us "PS3 Controller Sounds" - 1:01:24 "PS4 Controller Sounds" - 1:03:28

[@juliablauvelt416]

Thank you!

[@tornado796]

@@juliablauvelt416 np

[@cs7811]

Ooh thanks!

[@dutchvanderlinde3227]

PS3 is very nostalgic. I remember playing rdr1 and gta4 on it. Good old days. A wise man told me you only know you are in the good old days once you’ve left them

[@BR0TH0RITY]

I don’t know how I feel about the brain massage.

[@NoEntertainment]

You definitely feel the brain massage that's for sure