ASMR for Students

Whether you love it or hate it and no matter your grade level, I've put together this little session to help ease your mind since we all know how stressful and tiring school can be.

[@prestonwebster6261]

gibi asmr- tumblr girls jojos asmr- meme dudes ephermeral rift- sarcastic communists

[@ashton3404]

Preston Webster Rift is a commie, not really libertarian

[@prestonwebster6261]

@@ashton3404 how s a d

[@peepeepoopoo6787]

All you wrong, er is all our dads

[@josephbenitez7459]

Bruh i watch all three of the Kings and Queen of asmr

[@lowgun5181]

Zeitgeist- classic tingle lovers AsmrDarling- Background noise Cherry Crush- people who think it's a fetish when it's not supposed to be Ano- Sanic Speed 2fast4U

[@lendariox000]

His microphone can pick up an atom moving across the room

[@FilipTMKGames]

you mean camera?

[@GamingMasterOfficial]

@@FilipTMKGames no he means microphone.

[@PBunyanOx]

Everything is made of atoms

[@kryptie7259]

You can hear the air molecules

[@-Tidgy]

Atoms were moving across the room all the time in this video, he's made of atoms, every item was made of atoms. Haha

[@haileybeckner6726]

me: watching this and getting ready to go to sleep 💤 my homework: am i a joke to you?

[@iannelson7210]

Lol its funny cuz its true and it hurts too

[@breathtakingsamurai981]

Me: Yes, you're :D

[@boopsboops7692]

Jokes on you fools, I come from the cursed year of 2020 and all my work is homework! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahaheheheheheheheheheheh...

[@spottedbread750]

Me : does anything My homework : am I a joke to you?

[@yourejustchildish2554]

Teachers: creates homework with malicious intent

[@lil_fish5348]

If ur nervous and u know it clap ur hands 👏👏

[@hungalhiia5446]

If you're nervous and you know it clap your hands, 👏👏 If you're nervous and you know it clap your hands, 👏👏 If you're feeling really anxious and your friends are all pretentious, that's okay, cuz imma clap yo ass👏👏 got em

[@Ridalix]

@@hungalhiia5446 🤣

[@babysmurf166]

👏👏👏

[@adamwahl5677]

DumDum Productions 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@tangerineman27]

*clap clap*

[@asadstrangelittleman9655]

Only three weeks into school and my brain already is about to explode from stress.

[@Maximoose875]

lolol i start in october

[@nuljeon]

I believe in you

[@LunarEdge7]

Which level of school? And why tho.

[@Farie0706]

Max Martin Im two days in and I am already giving up

[@fatlummehmeti4362]

Max Martin lul same with me bro i start my 1st year of uni im enjoying seeing lil kids and high schoolers walk the road at 7 am in da morning while painfuly moaning how much they hate life and school XD

[@laneplayz5294]

4:53 ER: "What else is on your mind" Me: Trigonometry ER: "Hm trigonometry" Me: Wtf kinda witch craft is that

[@doggo9421]

The art of personal experiences

[@gloomvrai]

"but you know what's more important than school?" no wh- ER brings a nintendo switch into frame bURSTS INTO LAUGHTER

[@LD_50-30]

Spoiler alert!

[@reigncloudzz]

SilentNinja don’t be one of those kind of people that make a big deal out of a spoiler

[@VetusDea]

A spoiler should be made into a big deal. But a detail like that is not a spoiler. A spoiler is a piece of information that, when provided before watching/reading/playing/etc. genuinely _spoils_ the experience when you end up going into it. Otherwise it's just a detail.

[@boujee65daddy99]

A Mediocre Artist You’re actually so extra brodie

[@forrest2744]

When does that happen?

[@LetsFindOut1]

Can we give ER an applause for his extreme restraint when the momentary thought about the institution of school itself entered his mind. I saw the gleem... and he didn't give in. 👌

[@kingjules8744]

Don't we all ever get off youtube? The answer: No. We don't

[@0equals1ao]

@Fear Eater Nice name, dude.

[@lucienuismybaby5805]

Fear Eater Maybe he’s just a dedicated ER fan who has notifications on for when he uploads. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a life.

[@2listening1]

Right, it's the notification squad :)

[@nobodyyyyyyyyokay]

Fear Eater how do you always notice he’s first if you aren’t always on here to see? Seems like if he doesn’t have a life then neither do you.

[@maryjanenorman5527]

I'm 17 years old struggling with depression and anxiety and ADD to boot. School isn't the best. Wanted you to know that appreciate the stuff you make, and I've been listening to you since I was 12 years old. Thanks for the years of relaxation and sleep.

[@DecafMathASMR]

I'm new here and generally to ASMR. I didn't realize he's been around for so long. This is awesome to hear. All the best to you :)

[@jonahhuskey-wright9876]

Damn that’s tough *scrolls*

[@vazum9680]

hope youre doing alright, its been a tough couple of years

[@yuyubest32]

ADD u mean like depersonalization derealization disorder ?

[@potatocouch7270]

@@yuyubest32 no they meant attention deficit disorder

[@elementalgamer0732]

"I hope your doing splentasticly well" *me, suffering with a bad cold* "Thank you Rift, same to you."

[@hungalhiia5446]

I have a bad cold as well, may the Force be with us.

[@babysmurf166]

Lol

[@imapicklemorty5107]

Give me the cold i needs it!!!😂

[@emma-qu7lg]

me tho

[@rufoosy4760]

damn, me too man :(

[@LucasElliot]

Splentastic video

[@frk33_GD]

3

[@BlitzBaron]

**removes calculus** **removes trigonometry** **removes social studies** **removes history** **removes rest of classes** Me: **fails every test** **ends up homeless** “Great. Thanks.”

[@deadangel03]

Funsyze can’t tell if it’s a funny joke, sarcasm, or genuine anger.

[@hatz1107]

That is hard for an Android sent by Cyber Life

[@Jack-zd3vr]

Trigonometry is completely useless. Geometry, algebra and I guess calculus are 100x more important.

[@thrasherfoo]

I bet you have a Motorola phone huh

[@jamesaaa2013]

*cough* get an entry level job

[@howchen8529]

"How long are you in for" Lol

[@PatGamingApasStyle]

FeelsBadMan

[@kryptie7259]

4 more years and im a free man

[@howchen8529]

Kryptie One more year and I will be sent into hard labour prison

[@quill404]

Kryptie 3 more years

[@emilyjohnson8143]

3 years

[@andrewstudebaker5397]

Got an ad in asmr form before this. No joke. KZbin is finally learning.

[@james-qr8wk]

same

[@queruba.]

Seriously?? What was it?

[@Theothersheppard]

Probably a Calm ad or something or maybe someone’s channel who is an ASMRist

[@therealmothman9386]

I just get therapy and headspace ads...

[@beanie640]

@@therealmothman9386 Headspace ads are like a gift straight from the asmr god. Especially if you are moving videos, and you still have your volume up.

[@baston3205]

I really like ER because he is so natural doing asmr. So many asmr artists try so hard or do crazy and uncomfortable things and it’s a big turn off lol. ER is very natural when he does it even when he’s doing characters he does them so well. Idk if u can’t tell ER is my favorite asmr artist lol.

[@kimdeng8749]

Yeah,that's TRUE

[@skeebzoyoungerzzz707]

Same

[@chipperdrewski]

ASMRtist, but yes

[@Jacob-bi1oq]

You are suggesting you were turned on?

[@torib2348]

@@Jacob-bi1oq lmaooo I was thinking that

[@morganroyFS]

I’m Ephemeral Rift... and you’re watching Disney Channel.

[@klickingkayasmr7585]

Morgan Roy 😂😂

[@jacco5989]

DDrummer hey drummer I just wanted to say You’re a loser

[@mac6626]

Naluuwu // Ari begone weeb :sunglasses:

[@britnat3706]

Naluuwu // Ari stop talking

[@o_o5574]

Kkkkkk

[@marcusaurelius4554]

Thank you uncle rift for comforting me throughout my high school life. Cheers to more relaxation in my college life.

[@TC-xx1hb]

Been listening for around 3-4 years looking forward to the college years now lol

[@sirgrubbson289]

I turned your amount of likes into an uneven number 😈

[@brahminsoup]

Same man, found Rift my freshman year of high school and I start college in a few days. We’re all in this together. Also I love your book Meditations.

[@krogerpurifieddrinkingwate5635]

Papa rift boi

[@mostlyjovial6177]

Just started that college life. So much studying guys... So... So much studying. Still prefer it to high school. Cause at least college gets you somewhere, and isn't just a way to cram your brain with mostly pointless crap.

[@floraandfaunaaa]

everyone seems to see how stressful school is except the school board and government (the people who could make it better but don’t care enough to)

[@jacksondeary9929]

Man I can’t wait till all the people who run these school boards die and are replaced with people who know wtf a phone is and what depression is and have any sort of clue as to how a human being functions

[@rangoon2]

Its not that they don't notice, it's that they don't care

[@kylel9284]

Wait a minute I have calculus at 3, I’m gonna have to get that first one back

[@lycarahunt1414]

Hey, at least it isn't differential equations. I mean, unless it is. If it is, I feel your pain though. That stuff kills me. X

[@nikolazarak1901]

@@lycarahunt1414 ehh not that hard though trust me ;)

[@lycarahunt1414]

No, no, I'm pretty sure it is. >.< Did not do all that well in that course. I mean, I passed, but I got, like.... a C- I think? Fluid Dynamics I got a B+ in, and only that poorly because I screwed up calculations of change of head. I got 100% on my midterms, actually more if you count the bonuses that the prof put in, so that was fun, though I didn't get to carry those over to the final. The main point here is that I'm actually good at most of the classes I'm taking as a mechanical engineering student, but I still say that the Dif-eqs are at the very least not intuitive for me, and therefore are hard from my viewpoint. If you're good at the calc, good for you, but it's not my thing.

[@epicscream1234]

Differentials are just plug and play, Integrals is where its at boi

[@lycarahunt1414]

Oooohhhh.... okay, you think differential equations are the same as differentiation, or at least that's what it reads like, I might be wrong. No, differentiation is easy. Integration is fine. Differential equations are a completely different beast. Essentially, you get a relationship between a function and its derivatives, and solve for the initial function, only knowing, say, the value of y at 0, and the value of the derivative of y at 1, where y is a function of x, and you know that, say, y''(x) + 3y'(x) - (4/3)y(x) = 0. What is the function y(x)? Things like that. Very mean, at least to me.

[@notyourdaughter666]

Ok but I love the phrase “Good now”?? That’s literally perfect and it’s such a great way of saying it.

[@yingjiadou8169]

I have depression and generalized anxiety disorder and I am really SCARED of school. Thank you Uncle E, your videos do help me alot

[@thedreamer741]

Ping Li awe it’s ok I was so scared to what grade you doing into?

[@Commonenemyz]

I'm just scared of presenting in front of the class

[@thedreamer741]

Quill Swift 😂😂😂

[@jt-bi6fy]

You’re gonna get shit on, puny freshman.

[@thedreamer741]

Snax you were a freshman once in your life as well be nice.

[@PeterFerr]

Hey give all that mathematics back - I'm an engineer, I need that!

[@DiegoMartinez-vy6fr]

Peter Ferrarotto great work, you inspire me to do great things

[@broment9789]

“How long are you in for?” Most accurate statement I’ve ever heard

[@vNill]

lol students are never well

[@klickingkayasmr7585]

Nill Amen

[@i-nuke1188]

You sure that's a school or a methlab?

[@TomboyTwisted101]

Weeb most of us abuse aderall or caffeine so porque no los dos

[@trixieshelp3930]

Nill give me back my discord profile pic

[@proto6086]

haha yeah we dont

[@PancakeOakhurst]

I'm a business school student, I don't hate it. It's just hard. Its only been a week so if i'm struggling now i'm in for a wild ride. Gonna use this as background noise while I study. Also Octopath is rad.

[@menash8313]

I'm an electronics engineers student, and I gotta say the first 3 months were hell, but the more time passed the more I knew how to pass more effeciently. Goodluck!

[@trynidywilliams6890]

Mechanical Engineer student. Same boat as you, first week in and I'm already drowning

[@NocturnalToothbrush]

Hey Derek. I'm a Business Management student. I'm about to start my final two semesters and believe me brother, once you get into the swing of things it only gets easier.

[@jessannwood]

I’m in the same book! Studying for my business BA when this video came on

[@chancemundy7443]

Derek Keene that’s awesome!! What do you want to do in the business field?

[@Haru-spicy]

How about an ASMR for people who haven't had school in years but still have nightmares about it?

[@klickingkayasmr7585]

Red Vajra 😂😂

[@cherrybomb2015]

i heard thats actually a very common reoccurring dream

[@ryanhorseling2652]

sorry for being 2 years late but it’s been 2 years since i finished school and oh my god these dreams still haunt me

[@ProletariatPrince]

I worked at a school and I have nightmares about having to go back to work there.

[@unicorn_poop5404]

You kinda look like doctor strange

[@ThornsDroighorn]

Worst part is that he made a video of doctor strange

[@ronaleelopiga2927]

Thorns why is it worst?

[@sweetmamaschili4051]

Don’t you mean he looks like Benefiting Cucumberpatch?

[@mr.woooshyourjokes3046]

@@sweetmamaschili4051 cumbersnach*

[@elmauhs]

@@mr.woooshyourjokes3046 Conversesnatch

[@ElisionASMR]

I'm studying to get a degree in Biomedical Sciences and I'm trying to get into med schools, so thanks a ton, its been really stressful lately

[@klickingkayasmr7585]

Elision ASMR yeesh! Bless you.

[@dylanjmedia715]

Elision ASMR you got this!

[@kathy-leew3989]

Oh! I am doing something similar. I am currently getting a degree in Biotechnology and get into med school in a foreign country! Wish you all the best, passing your exams, understanding the material and having fun in your pursuit! Greetings from Germany!

[@r.m.5868]

I'm studying biomed too. It's my finals soon it's so stressful

[@CTRLVCatMemes]

That Switch was in cool down when you brought it in. Playing before you recorded ER? ;) (Also the Switch tapping was amazing!)

[@Renamoose]

It's that time of year again, people are catching allergies and getting sick. Could Corvus pay us a visit for another check up and beak tapping?

[@TheWhoamaters]

Excuse me sir, it is pronounced "Beaking"

[@nightweaver6456]

RenTec I think we need it more now than ever haha.

[@schnitzwurst1008]

You had no idea

[@Renamoose]

@@schnitzwurst1008 oh God what have I done

[@ggthegoat3455]

This comment has aged interestingly

[@yuuki_ppotle]

I'm studying a degree in literature and I absolutely love it, but sometimes it's hard to find motivation when I'm tired and stressed. Being sleep deprived it's awful, wish there was a way to read it all on time and be able to sleep. Thanks for providing some help to us students 😊

[@yuuki_ppotle]

@Ross Massie I don't really believe there are studies that are inherently more difficult than others, it always depends on the abilities a person has. Every aspect of investigation takes time and a lot of effort, no matter the field.

[@fatlummehmeti4362]

Ilse Alejandra Mendoza amen to what you said there friend good luck on ur uni studies its stressfull and will always be stressfull you just have to deal with it in the end its all worth it tbh when you get ur degree get a job and live happily im also starting m 1st year of unj this october hyped af but also stressed a bit cuz new stuff happening in my life again good luck on ur degree dawg

[@mawgans7470]

Ilse Alejandra Mendoza Realise that you’re going to be hard pressed to apply pulling shit out of a hat, literary theory or any other pseudoscientific area discredited by linguists.

[@emilyb.8219]

Mawgan S. Ugh people that shit on other people's majors are the worst, I'll never understand that attitude.

[@mawgans7470]

Emily E B I’m sorry, people can do as they please, but they shouldn’t expect to be praised for something where you can pull shite out of a hat, talk emotionally for a whole essay and then plop out a degree in something you have a low chance of applying.

[@allisonbilbey1948]

I appreciate this. I’m a freaking out senior right now with 6 college applications, my art and design portfolio, my job, my school work, and leadership positions I’m needing to juggle all at the same time. I don’t really hate school.. but it does a good job at stressing me out

[@QuinnTheProle]

No matter how weird these videos get I'm so glad there's no ads

[@cupofmilkedpluvio]

I know this was posted a while back. But thank you. As a new college student in the COVID world...it's hella stressful and chaotic. I'm literally trying so hard to find the motivation and to push through it. I'm listening to this as I multitask doing a test, reading, and doing labs.

[@ShadyPossum]

I feel like i enjoy this more now that I'm a graduated college student

[@krogerpurifieddrinkingwate5635]

😑🖕😂

[@lividrodian787]

r823ed nova bear And to you too pal

[@framenothing6561]

you’ve kept your channel since 2011? That’s some insane dedication, props to you dude.

[@doggo9421]

@@framenothing6561 and only 14 subs not fair bc of his dedication imma sub

[@ceilingfan1813]

"Is that calculus? That looks like calculus. We don't need that." I highkey hate ASMR as a whole but this made me giggle, so well done.

[@SnoFitzroy]

then...why...are you here...

[@ceilingfan1813]

@@SnoFitzroy Because if I liked ASMR then I'd go for the real stuff. I looked for the parody ASMRs for laughs.

[@amiiredhead2676]

@@ceilingfan1813 ER is always good for a giggle 🙂🙃

[@jonf5620]

I move in to college in a week. Thanks for the video.

[@hannahbrown5465]

I support you! Keep an open mind and be excited to learn :)

[@jonf5620]

@733Rafael You're exactly right. You made the point. I am not looking forward to going to college. College is pointless, overrated, and needs massive reform, but I got a full ride so might as well go. Unfortunately, I see no alternative. What I would like to do is grow my startup business, but I need money to do it from a well paying job. That is just how I see it.

[@carsoncox3372]

733Rafael Bases on Mars in the 70s? Have you been watching Info Wars?

[@puerkito9893]

Jon Fortnite Ken

[@DASmallWorlds]

@733Rafael The medical profession, notably surgery, is still an extremely...human endeavour. There may be machines galore, but actual people are there, interpreting that information. Also, could I have some genuine, peer-reviewed sources that are not conjecture, as well as modern, this year today examples? E: Iwould love to learn, as long as it's not a one-man parade of his speculations and theories on the internet.

[@aethar2750]

Okay not gonna lie ephemeral is prolly my new favorite ASMRist

[@gamersbyknight9515]

I have watched this video so many times while going through college and I just recently graduated. Thank you for being there and helping me relax from the stressors of school!

[@thewumpus5694]

High school sucks ass, especially as a freshman but theres nothinng flex tape cant fix

[@laxgemao847]

Raise your hand if you're a student Edit:Oh mai lord, i got 600 likes. This is the most i have gotten, thanks guys :V Second edit:1k!!!! Thanks guys

[@lil_fish5348]

kawa goe ✋

[@ianwatson9393]

✋

[@meesras7702]

you misspelled ' debt'

[@xvithetower4413]

🖐️

[@sunsgettingreallow8318]

Jay Element ✋

[@pigeonremoval]

its so nice how he includes all age groups. younger kids tend to get their school stress brushed off just because theyre younger.

[@mathieu5332]

I’m a PhD student in Gauge-Quantum Field Theory. I listen you every night so I don’t have nightmares in which my Lagrangian leads to unbounded probabilities. :) thx dude

[@brandt6856]

I hope this isn’t annoying, but what is Gauge-Quantum Field Theory about? (Sorry if this bothers you;; feel free to ignore it lol)

[@surfnsunshinekat]

ER helped me get through grad school too ☺️😉

[@c.j.thomas6470]

Monsieur Difféomorphisme Forgive me my friend,but I literally have no fucking clue as to what you've just said 😂

[@ernestosanchez7666]

I know this is old but anyway r/iamverysmary

[@Potato79207]

@@brandt6856 well He ignored you

[@DRM-CHSR]

‘I just want to have your mind off of school’ Me : making a assingment for today

[@creamotherapy1142]

Came back to this video because we started online school due to COVID-19. Very helpful, thanks ER.

[@kiwutgc9544]

When I heard “ASMR for students” I never in a million years would have pictured a man stroking a potato with a paintbrush.

[@bluepatriot6078]

I’ve been watching Rift since i was a junior in high school. I am now a junior in college and I’m studied countless hours with his videos playing in my earbuds, and spent many stressful nights being relaxed by his videos. Thank you fo everything you do Rift! I wouldn’t have made it this far without ya!

[@bryanstoenner5729]

I'm only two days into school and I'm already very, very stressed out due to my particular circumstances. When I saw this video I was so happy because I needed someone to ease my stress and you have done that with flying colors, as always. It is my firm opinion that you are the best asmrtist on this platform. Thank You, as always.

[@Austin-se3su]

Mmmmm... something to tingle to in class. Later: literally *sleeps*

[@wolfey3482]

Austin hey austin! Balisong flipper right?

[@Skullface175]

Me, a maths student: give me my calculus back ER: no ***takes trig***

[@winterFox77]

I FINISHED HIGH SCHOOL YAAAAAAYYY

[@yeye8915]

Wooo congrats my dude!

[@xlvghtx3099]

Me: *listening to this while I’m doing school in 2020 while this whole thing is happening. ER: Lets take you mind off school

[@mely1022]

*hearing this while working on my essay with 3 venti cups of americano and redbull on my system, with tears on my face* everything is fine

[@ollieblack7834]

Anyone else think he was talking about prison?

[@lukewells8496]

Yup

[@koala6864]

Same thing

[@otermina]

i'm watching this while panicking about a final i have tomorrow lol

[@eerietmp]

"Has anyone ever told you, you look like the most interesting man alive"-Doug Judy the Pontiac Bandit

[@Papashaft]

I don’t dislike school, I just dislike learning subjects that I won’t use in my future

[@bennbann4265]

God of ASMR, Daddy Rift.

[@lucobruco1180]

He's the Kubrick of ASMR

[@diamondaion8534]

Y I K E S

[@hatz1107]

@@fredt1806 Shut

[@SamueIx]

Wtf ? He reminds me of Bob Ross. Get a life hater, haters gon' h8.

[@swugward7872]

*Uncle

[@emmabebop3477]

I always come back to this video. School is super hard for me and this video always provide some comfort when I feel so totally and utterly lost. Thank you ♥️

[@MsJoyMaeda]

WOW. I listened to this while doing accounting homework. I was surprised that I did a nearly 50-minute session of homework without feeling exhausted! You're definitely earning another subscriber.

[@sethmc469]

Wait is he still living in the forest?

[@uu2523]

Seth Mc no

[@MyNameHere101]

Yep. All these videos are just stockpiled for him to upload.

[@adamwahl5677]

My Name thats a lie i saw he liked a comment on a video and the day after that video idea comment was fully fleshed out and he uploaded it

[@nathang9034]

LolNinja ! R/woooosh possibly?

[@thewumpus5694]

Yeah bro hes built like an entire tree society

[@simoncantley665]

Generic human: "Hi, how was your day?" Me: "Great! I watched an artist brush a potato and it was rather relaxing".

[@user39104]

I literally love this man sm for acknowledging us students and how hard we work🥺❤️

[@retrogra4d]

First year of college, thank you for the support !! You never fail to help me sleep and brighten my day

[@apoluke72]

"I hope you are doing well" You put too much hopes in me

[@Armund_Wolffe]

Man, the fact that this popped up in my playlist as I’m doing finals... Uncle E really gets me sometimes

[@blankchannel5072]

Honestly EM, thanks, I needed this. Ive been with this channel since elementary school, having no idea what it is, just knowing it helped me sleep. As I got older I learned more about it and suddenly here I am now! You've been with second grade man, just thanks fo existing.

[@rubywake8892]

this helpt so much. currently doing my art homework and then have to stay up late doing 3 English assignments. but the sounds and your voice fully calmed me and stopped me crying :) also i loved the potato bit. to anyone who reads this have a amazing day ❤️

[@skypaladin8127]

Just finished typing out a whole essay that's due tomorrow. Came to clear my head and rest my brain for a minute before diving back in to put the references and then collapsing on my bed. Thanks, Rift.

[@samualhogan8517]

*is completing trigonometry hmwk while listening to ASMR* "trigonometry, you don't need that"

[@yasashisagakawaii]

Demotivating, I would hate it

[@squatcurldeadlift7346]

Finally an ER video about school I can watch while not in school anymore. Keep at it guys, you'll all make it.

[@gabriel_alemdoaquario]

ER's videos are particularly comforting to me because he kinda reminds me of a friend I had back in school who always really nice to me. I haven't seen him since then so it's like he grew up to be an ASMRtist haha

[@basofiaa]

I normally feel like my world its going to end when I don't get the perfect grade. My classmates make fun of me when I'm upset about a grade. It feels awful. They think that its stupid to feel bad about a good grade just bc it isn't perfect. I think that too but at the same time it hurts. No one ever listens to me so I'm writing my problems in a KZbin video from 2 years ago. Nice.

[@joshua3423]

Has anyone ever watch him and thought he’s truly a person you would want to know in person and would want to be good mates with

[@klickingkayasmr7585]

J O S H U A Yes.

[@gwbaker8449]

“You know what’s more important than school, Video Games”. As soon as he said that I was smiling to my ears

[@kinnexion]

Rift, I’m loving these more whisper focused videos you’re doing again, recently. Keep them up. So much more relaxing and help me sleep easier. More whisper videos, Paul

[@sillylittleboy1]

how ironic is it that I'm watching this while doing homework

[@haileybeckner6726]

hi lol hahahahah sameeee💀

[@paeroa5252]

"How long are you in for" lol it sounds like he is talking about prison (well school is technically prison)

[@johngotti4286]

Wargod279 hardly any learning in prison. Or the possibility of unforgettable legendary moments that school represents. A lot of things went down through the years that I will never forget. Perhaps I am lucked or something because all I see about school is negativity.

[@dennisludwig3657]

When he started brushing the chicken i was like damn that's hot

[@americanpatriot4404]

I am going on to the 8th grade and I think this video is going to help me get through the year a little bit better. I wanna be infantry in the army as soon as I get out of high school and this video is giving me confidence to do good so I can accomplish my goal

[@frustratedlad2826]

listening to this while trying to write an essay thats due in 25 and a half hours

[@Umbrefolfgon]

I love when you do these questionnaire like things.

[@aulias2]

i actually was listening while doing my college assignment. was too stressed but i needed to finish it somehow, been wanting to talk to a person but it was too distracting. so thank you so much for this! love every second of it. bless you. ps: i will listen to your other asmr for sure!

[@stephpena38]

Im going for my Nursing degree, and man am I exhausted! You have so much stress, no time, or sleep, especially when you have get up at 4 am to go to clinicals. But learning to take care of another human life takes work, and it will be rewarding. Thanks for your ASMR videos, they are the best!

[@sittingturtleduck]

do you have any advice for people with social anxiety looking into that career? ik it takes a lot of human interaction and awkward touching

[@senzixmeister4400]

"I did 12 years." He did his time lol.

[@imigi2850]

Kids in 2020: What’s school?

[@maolmhuirescott5265]

Haven’t been in school for around fifteen years now, but it’s still appreciated. Nice work, Rift.

[@serenedreamsasmr33]

This is without a doubt one of my favourite videos you have ever made. I've used it to fall asleep every night for the past 2 weeks! Also, could you please do an entire video dedicated to the rubber chicken? Its easily one of my favourite triggers of all time, if not my favourite. Thanks so much, Rift! :)

[@jeroenbos26]

Hey man this is awesome I just enrolled for my first year of a four year program but somehow I'm stoked to get started

[@retrosuspect]

Good luck

[@stephpena38]

Good luck!

[@babysmurf166]

Not for long lol. But gl 😁

[@Sticky-Starz]

HOWS IT GOING U SHOULD BE ALMOST DONE😳

[@jeroenbos26]

So to anyone reading: I'm done! I was dalayed half a year bc of covid. But my final thesis was approved

[@Darthbever]

how is your timing always so great?! I am going back to college tomorrow and im super nervous, this helps alot thanks uncle ER!

[@riles8435]

I can assure you that your videos never cease to amaze and awe me Thanks Uncle E, keep up the great work

[@Rortaa]

I’ve been watching you for a couple of years now, ever since I was in 7th grade I believe. I’m now a junior, and this video compared to the 2017 one just makes me sad. Bless you, I can never stop watching you.

[@AnonimousBlue]

First day of high school tomorrow and I am maybe probably having an internal panic attack and this is helping me fall asleep, thanks so much Rift!

[@olivergoldu4934]

so how was it?

[@AnonimousBlue]

@@olivergoldu4934 Hard to remember now, but I think it was good. Got a school tour, did some fun activities and got free school branded stuff. First day of University was much more stressful.

[@HaribeI]

YES THANKYOU I’m moving into university next week and honestly love this lol

[@wickedgaming5933]

Honestly watching this calmed me down last night as I was pushing out all of my homework right after work

[@GambitsHeart]

I'm starting my first day of junior year tomorrow, and it'll be my first time back to public school in two years, to a new school. I'm so insanely nervous and scared, but I'm here to tell anyone else that's struggling with the same thing, it's going to be okay. You're going to be just fine. You'll do well in your classes, you'll make friends, you'll be okay. Remember, you don't have to tell anyone anything you don't want to, you don't owe anyone anything. Try your best to be confident, and take time to slow down and relax your mind if you get too overwhelmed. I love you, trust me when I say you'll be alright

[@quontox9247]

Not going to lie, I'm listening to this while doing some physics work

[@maryidamha5235]

When he mentioned the “12 years in catholic school” I was thinking about about our senior motto “12 years a slave”... WHICH IS REAL PRIVATE CATHOLIC SCHOOL IS HELL

[@nicolebongiovanni9697]

It's my last semester of graduate school. Thank you for this! Very unique video. Your voice is so smoothing!!! ❤️

[@Yoloswagmaste]

The best source of help on finals week from the man, the myth, the legend.