ASMR | Friendly Robbery in a Dark Alley!

[@cody2081]

Police: "Well why didn't you call sooner?!" Me: Because he was friendly.

[@TheASMRRyan]

Cody HAHAHAHA 😂

[@MRvideogamesGamingAndMore]

@@TheASMRRyan Was friendly but I'm sorry that Friday the 13th reference was hilarious I was terrified at first

[@jdmnissan]

Lmao

[@Heyesy]

AND ALSO BECAUSE HE USED HIS SUPER-DUPER HACKING SKILLS! HE DE-HACK-TIVATED MY PHONE!!

[@sarazigova5098]

😂😂😂

[@watwyatt3226]

This should be “Canadian robs you”

[@guardian7377]

🤣🤣🤣 Comment of the year goes to

[@LynchtheFinch]

I'm Canadian lmfao

[@ryoodavirgin]

@@guardian7377 what the heck is this

[@LynchtheFinch]

@@realdotty5356 jesus christ wtf

[@ghostface6135]

Trevor:bruh

[@AlexRoper69]

“Are those gold teeth??” “Yes... why...” **Holds mouth closed**

[@freddo4304]

Rosetta stones main focus is getting you learning That's why we skip the translating and go straight to sentences and then tho paragraphs

[@sadjevil1444]

@@freddo4304 wtf

[@thefinalflash6211]

NOHO

[@perc1wizard]

No sir, they're yellow, I haven't brushed since 2017.

[@bushcatbandit2566]

@@freddo4304what kind of meth did you just snort?

[@trival6953]

Ryan: Are those Grills? Me: YoU mEAn MY bRacES?!!

[@RealTemp02]

Trival Turtle i read that as he said it ahaha

[@FacelessTingles]

Getting that stuff off properly hurts enough I can't imagine just having em pulled out.

[@minecraft-yz5dg]

I read that last part with the way people talk with braces on

[@octane6684]

@@FacelessTingles getting them taken out with a football isn't nice either

[@TheVoidOfRyan]

Criminal Ryan: “I know I just stabbed you in the lower sternum and ransomed your internal organs to the black market but... don't forget to smile!”

[@yaredperez1360]

WTF

[@pinkhood1572]

*LOL* That's my kind of humour

[@williamafton2021]

HA 👍🏻

[@gru7462]

I am Vorva XD

[@wisconsincheeseprincess2893]

“This is a stickup!” “....” “Are you sure you can operate that uh.... childproof lighter?”

[@anemonelibra]

Hahahahahha

[@CurlyFrries]

@Marcel Valdez whoa calm down jamal don't pull out the 9

[@CurlyFrries]

@Marcel Valdez Marcel Valdez lol

[@fatborb.5677]

Robber: Give me your money! Me: No? Robber: Pardon, may i try to take some of your money by using brutal, and, or aggressive force? Me: oh. Yea. Sure.

[@botforandroid9029]

That's actually pretty good

[@TheASMRRyan]

Fat Borb. What a kind robber! Haha

[@botforandroid9029]

@@TheASMRRyan omg hi

[@botforandroid9029]

@@TheASMRRyan I love ur vids

[@MrGame8706]

Well since you asked nicely, sure.

[@vgcart3r69]

I like how he says “your donations are going to help”

[@Teddybear-iw1dt]

So very Random SAMEEE

[@locus4121]

Ryan: are you sure you didn’t call the cops Also Ryan was on phone with officer

[@TheASMRRyan]

slydeadpool05 what officer was it?! DUN DUN DUNNNNN

[@KillingLonliness]

@@TheASMRRyan *the tingle police*

[@graciesweek9345]

@@TheASMRRyan officer Gutierrez!?😳😳

[@aliyapierce1891]

The ASMR Ryan officerPhil chads dad

[@williammathis8727]

3:56 me as a kid acting like I was a hacker

[@demarcusjhonson3997]

Dude you're not funny

[@Notjtadanandus]

Lmao same‼️

[@victormorales7964]

@@demarcusjhonson3997 ok so?

[@puff2975]

@@demarcusjhonson3997 🙄

[@nateantwon2054]

@@demarcusjhonson3997 this is late but it's because you don't take humor.

[@TheVoidOfRyan]

Ryan: “My Special Robber hacking technique” I bet he was spastically typing in binary lmao

[@TheASMRRyan]

I am Vorva hahaha I almost unlocked my phone like 4 times with the Face ID. (Just saying that’s a joke haha)

[@cinenaz]

@@TheASMRRyan So the robber hacking technique wasn't just him frantically typing in wrong passwords (so it was deactivated)

[@josepienda3576]

@@TheASMRRyan nice

[@sparrow8950]

Ryan: can you tell m- this is a stick up *holds up lighter Me: sir that's a lighter

[@thelastdaybreathinginetern1385]

Isis Dayton is that Gerard way from MCR ? If so cool!

[@sparrow8950]

@@thelastdaybreathinginetern1385 it is!

[@thelastdaybreathinginetern1385]

Isis Dayton Cool

[@thelastdaybreathinginetern1385]

Isis Dayton Do you listen to Asking Alexandria to ?

[@NightWhispererASMR]

If only all robberies were like this 😂

[@shadebytearksurvivor3361]

Bearded Whisperer ASMR if that were true kick em in dick

[@krypticblacklotus6295]

Yeah lol

[@Mussy606]

How about no robberies at all

[@Emilia-tg4lt]

MatthewIrishLad01 that’s better

[@tessapalmer4880]

Right where I’m from if you get mugged ur lucky if u don’t get shanked

[@algore3860]

You should’ve said, “Same time next week?” at the end

[@anemonelibra]

Yessssss

[@FeatherWhisper]

Where most asmr artists do soft talking and eating videos Ryan makes strange, unique and amazing asmr videos 😁

[@brogan2199]

Let me introduce you to mattytingles and fredsvoice

[@aimlessk7104]

You should watch angelica asmr

[@meow-sv7rc]

You should definitely check out Ephemeral Rift. He’s super creative as well and amazing at asmr

[@ModernWastey]

Lemme introduce u to Angelica asmr

[@FeatherWhisper]

Let me introduce myself to Dean ASMR

[@howowweirdo5941]

Ryan: I’m a totally sane person! Also Ryan: robs a camera

[@anemonelibra]

;p

[@chrislmao4985]

You're not wrong but you're not right

[@daltond1924]

Ryan is that you? I mean I knew that KZbin’s pay isn’t the best but still...Robbery?

[@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335]

It's because people are enticed to make money so you have to give fucking information so they sell it to third parties fuck corporations

[@botforandroid9029]

@@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 oh

[@claybomber]

😳

[@Fancjak]

-0- N I G G A , WHAT DID YOU JUST SAID -0-

[@daltond1924]

Well this was a success

[@Niaz_S]

8:33 Ryan: Is completely unrecognizable Also Ryan Anyway: Pulls hood over already concealing mask

[@Jr-il6md]

Or headphones over earbuds

[@st-3807]

No one: Me in 5 years:

[@braindead-]

IshI X u gotta pay for college somehow idk

[@TheASMRRyan]

HAHAHAHA wow. I’ll keep and eye on you

[@nakyladelgado4587]

After I hit 18 and my mom disowns me...

[@pinkhood1572]

When med school leave you in deabt . What do you do

[@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335]

@@braindead- college is a fucking scam and a waste of money.

[@justsitwatchpimp4353]

Robber: no one wears fur coats unless they’re millionaires Fashion nova: hold my beer

[@aliyapierce1891]

Just-sit&watch Pimp ehm wine

[@morbidmma]

Ryan: "It'll take 2 seconds come here." Video: 17:43

[@PhosphorusLux]

😁

[@loudand_clear4883]

Logic 100

[@Kusami16]

😂

[@owl5339]

I now hate you. For 1 day. Then im gonna forger this

[@vjt.lilcreeper7963]

🤣💀💀foooo

[@mr.l4712]

Who else thinks Ryan is just showing off all his cool stuff😂

[@Shooting-with-sparks]

I think they are fake

[@Shooting-with-sparks]

@Liljelly _GDK - topic ?

[@Shooting-with-sparks]

@Liljelly _GDK - topic any proof.its not that big a deal anyway.also I can think if I want it's my opinion

[@thevegananimator8586]

15:55 Joker reference! 🤗

[@bigboikrabbypatty3979]

Brittany Howard bruh

[@defendord4265]

💯

[@nidamie1367]

Where??

[@ohboyifreakinghaten3122]

0:11 Jason reference

[@kennazehr9812]

*internally fangirls* 😍😍

[@Oreoanfries]

911: 911 what’s your emergency. Me: I’m getting robbed at lighter point. 911: what; are you ok. Me: no he said he will burn my eyebrows off. 911: oh god

[@sleepyleaf__345]

Yes mam i'm here (lol jk)

[@zengra]

Hahahahhahhahahahahah

[@leafraley5929]

911 person this is the FBI IF YOU BURN ANY EYE BROWS YOU WILL BURN YOU'RE EYE BROWS AND DON'T MAKE ME CRINGE LIKE THAT ROBBER HACKING AGAIN OR YOU WILL BE IN PRISON FOR LIFE

[@bananadio255]

SEND IN ALL UNITS

[@jesselowry429]

Her: that’s it? Me: 2:33

[@bigboikrabbypatty3979]

Jesse Lowry that made me laugh

[@salbaticu967]

😂😂

[@anemonelibra]

Hehehehhe

[@gagatoes2940]

this is too good

[@icravecheddar7401]

-Ryan- er- Robber: "Oh! you have three watches." me: yeah but i got them at the dollar store-

[@sypthy9517]

✓✓✓✓✓

[@alcarazfamily7870]

lol

[@SithLordRevan1]

I got them at the thrift shop while listening to thrift shop by macklemore

[@DarkzyAlt]

Tried to wipe the line away on the word Ryan 😐

[@cjhill1473]

i was just looking through your channel and this popped up perfect timing

[@rl_liam1782]

Well me too

[@user-br2bh9fu3i]

Sameeee

[@user-br2bh9fu3i]

Not like perfect but as in it was there when I looked😂

[@rjalexanderharris4725]

Ryan : I am going to sell your stuff on the black market Me : going on the black market and getting my stuff back

[@jewelxiat]

Harvard wants to know your location 😂

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

YOO, RYAN, SIGN ME up, where can I find this DARK ALLEY

[@Lellston]

On his green screen.

[@ocelotkingandbluesteelting2126]

In the twighlight zone

[@botforandroid9029]

@@ocelotkingandbluesteelting2126 by the way.go on KZbin put in your earbuds (not headphones!) and search "the Tucker zone"it's pretty cool asmr / audio illusion

[@iwantnumber9676]

Go to this addres: Dark alley 42069 Street Street.

[@effiye]

“I’m like Willy Wonka in The Chocolate Factory” You look like a fancy Furby 😳😤

[@MrTattooASMR]

No sir sorry, I can't help you with anything....

[@woku1046]

Ryan: YOUR BEING ROBBED *holds at gun point* NOW BE MY FRIEND AND SMILE :D

[@swashington969]

just imagine this interaction. two people just standing in a dark alley quietly arguing

[@Mainoppsnoop]

You just asking to get robbed wearing those glasses in an alley 😂9:35

[@theguru621]

And carrying a Starbucks cup

[@jamaljoinvil9263]

In my world, this is how robberies really happen

[@powdermeister]

Canada.

[@rjalexanderharris4725]

Robber : says this is a big lighter Me : I have the same company too

[@miles7113]

9:47 he looks like the rainbow six siege recruit

[@bigbirdloc8819]

Dead game

[@bigboikrabbypatty3979]

Thermite headass

[@byeeesksksk3108]

Shawn Murphy they look kind of cool.

[@lifeondeath-2180]

@@bigbirdloc8819 it's not that dead anymore bud

[@bigbirdloc8819]

SS Goku Blue it’s more dead than last year honestly.

[@garynkiff8501]

0:11 Jason vorhees has entered the chat

[@mountainmqt1438]

It’s XD by the way

[@mountainmqt1438]

Not trying to be rude just helpful btw

[@ohboyifreakinghaten3122]

Kikikiki mamamama

[@doggo9421]

Jason: this ones my jam

[@staymari]

@@mountainmqt1438 this is a late response but you dont have to have caps on when you say it, there’s no difference lmao, not being mean but there’s nothing to “correct” about what they said

[@theeveoftime2052]

I was just watching this imagining him as the Snapchat meme about the potato eating a French fry. The eyes look like the potato filter!

[@Rinshix]

Lol

[@aaron-og6vr]

Him: trust me if I had money like you and could afford all this stuff I wouldn’t be robbing people...I’d be robbing banks Me: oh my god

[@hyperplus2564]

Ryan: with my special. Robber Hacking Skills. Also Ryan: *Taps the HELL out of the phone*

[@sammieslimesaving5357]

9:50 UHHH who has sun glasses like that just lying around 😂😂😂 Ryan does....

[@brandonbreyer3118]

Next Video: Satan robs you in the back of a 7/11 in Hell with Yoda ASMR

[@paper3104]

That's oddly specific

[@yaboichris4289]

3:46 when you get that look from the teacher for doing nothing wrong

[@danifarrar]

I wouldn’t mind if Ryan stolen anything from me , let’s be honest

[@mrdoge1722]

Dani Farrar I would definitely!!!

[@galaxywar3]

He’s gonna steal yo heart

[@Justme2278j]

What about your soul

[@mrdoge1722]

Bartman03 ok ok I’m a guy

[@alexmontgomery1176]

God I am sorry for the sin but I would let him take my soul

[@LuisLopez-hd9qv]

"are you kidding i'm terrified of guns" hahah best thing in the video

[@sammerswammers]

Ryan: can you give me all your personal belongings? Me : well of corse kind sir! Also me: wait what.

[@Tr3v02]

The deactivation of the phone just kind of looked like some demon ritual

[@clumsycaden5708]

Plot twist: Asmr Ryan before he was an asmrtist.

[@samurai6797]

Ryan: You hear that real gold *SOUNDS OF PLASTIC* Thxs for all the likes

[@maraschinoninja2303]

Hey Ryan great vid. This week we have midterms in my school. So this cheered me up a lot.

[@jesselowry429]

Me walking into the bathroom to a group of sophomores: 1:32

[@zengreen7795]

Did he just rob me kindly

[@powdermeister]

no

[@uHateCole]

Todoroki 黙れ でく

[@gachacamm]

Y e s

[@kingrynx]

16:43 The origin story of Asmr Ryan

[@Angellarocque85]

I'm glad you mentioned friendly, it would make this whole experience less traumatic for me .... lmao 🤣🤣👍

[@ASMRSparkles]

I think Ryan robbed me from my laughs 😂 How do you come up with this amazing content!🙌🏻

[@lxna799]

I love how i just searched „Asmr Ryan“ and a Video from u popped up

[@sammerswammers]

LinaMagEssen that’s just science

[@Ragnar-ft3sg]

LinaMagEssen german?

[@botforandroid9029]

That's how KZbin works😕

[@callmezeldaonemoartime]

LinaMagEssen uh yeah that’s his channel?

[@botforandroid9029]

@@callmezeldaonemoartime I am confusion

[@mernky3562]

The fact he was doing the Jason tune thing killed me

[@johnplays8660]

3:45 Me when I leave early for recess

[@polishman390]

Lmaooo

[@thaosisters2642]

"It will only take like 2 seconds" takes 17 minutes 😂

[@uno7446]

Ryan: Deactivating my phone the speed of light Also Ryan: *Is actually going to KZbin and searching The ASMR Ryan and subscribing and turning on notifications*

[@RizzlyBeaR324]

3:46 that face tho

[@qpnameqp784]

Anyone notice the Mario theme at 4:05-4:11

[@wp.akali__23]

😅👌👌

[@jamessmithhart2536]

Me 👍

[@Detura]

no, i dont think that was intentional

[@Skairayx]

I don't think it was supposed to be that but yeah I did hear it lol

[@cloaker290]

qp Name qp is u press 4 11 it sounds like he said activated it

[@mttynan4690]

2:28 did we just. offer the dude a gun to use.

[@GraveyardGhoul98]

yup for sure we did what next walk up to a serial killer already tided up and say i'm your mr manic

[@hkap7259]

2:03 whe reflexes it's so funny

[@bigbirdloc8819]

This reminds of that time I got Ro... wait a minute?!?

[@user-br2bh9fu3i]

Raven: “I’m in love with a criminal”

[@aceofspades7629]

AND THIS TYPE OF LOVE ISNT RATIONAL, ITS PHYSICAL

[@lettuce8279]

When you look at his profile when he turns to the side, he looks like Kermit the frog. I’m dying. 🤣

[@jacobmurphy2311]

Is that the Mario theme song but cut off👀 4:02

[@kyorakishysui944]

Ryan : We have to speed up Also Ryan : *plays with gold teeth*

[@mdgamerhits907]

Civilian after robbery: *10/10 Robbery Was polite felt threatened 10/10 would be scarred*

[@megan_5848]

1:24 when ur trying to avoid the thirst trap

[@0S9M]

Chad: *dont mind the mask it’s just really cold outside* Me: *are you sure about that?*

[@ludmillasummers775]

This is a real ruby People who own actual gemstones: Uh huh......sure, take it!

[@smoozyjay204]

Ryan:I'm deactivating your phone. See's search history Ryan: Starts tapping on the vids. DEACTIVATED

[@xuyaix]

I'm literally just watching you as a sitcom now, you're so funny! Haha that word jewellery will always do everyone dirty 😂😂

[@digbick3029]

Robber: give me your money eh Me: are u Canadian Robber: y u say that Me: cus you nice

[@tyjanaehj]

I was CRYING when he started to imitate E-boys

[@l1metless660]

This guy needs more hype such a good video he makes me laugh every single time

[@adriansuki1989]

ME: dad I just get robbed DAD: And why you look so happy?! ME: cause' he was friendly :)

[@desharalove]

Role plays and pov's like this trigger me. 😂 But they're Soo good

[@badcaseofblueballs1551]

"Dang you are jeweled up..." *"That’s unfortunate for you"*

[@ProfessorASMR]

There goes Ryan again, being super creative with role plays lol Lovin it! Thank you for the tingles, friend 😃

[@Unknxwngxxt]

Bro this is my comfort asmr when I can't find any other vid I always come back here

[@tiff6887]

His face at 3:45 😂

[@lillybutler2265]

Robber:give me ur rings and jewelry Me:hey don't forget to smile Robber:oh u too 😁

[@rebeccagross9501]

Where is Officer Gutierrez ?

[@chloeroberts5605]

My dog was sniffing my phone when I was watching and she liked the video with her nose! Support from the doggos too

[@R.os_e]

09:45 Take my heart, I really don't care anymore.

[@youremomgay4673]

Same here, its rough these days

[@daviddarling7253]

Bahahaha when he did the head nod and said robber hacking skills that had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@janssenrobbins6662]

Good thing he didn't check my wallet 😂

[@nosocc2671]

It’s still surprising that he only has 200k subs. He deserves much more

[@znachary]

8:27 I can’t tell if you purposely added the airplane audio or you just did the best improv in the world

[@polishman390]

Ikr

[@jjstudios5011]

"open wide just like the doctors office ehhhh* 😂

[@Skkurt]

Yoo I love your videos and early happy birthday Ryan! My birthday is also on the 23rd!

[@saimakarim9599]

I love this video it is so relaxing think about a robber coming in my house at 3am showing me expensive jewelry that I can't afford love this ryan❤️

[@jimbobmcmuffin4549]

Jimbob "Big Papa" McMuffin Approves this video

[@kade7729]

8:35, when the teacher checks my math homework but I haven’t done it

[@fluffycottencloud3147]

I love your asmr

[@nikabozic9526]

this whole video is basically ryan robbing blueface no cap.