ASMR Gold Digger | Students' "Final Exam"

[@ASMRJonie]

YES! This is pure gold. And those nails make it work perfectly.

[@SingingASMRSongs]

Whisper Latina ASMR totally agreed 😄😋👌

[@barefootandblueeyed6033]

I need part two where we find out how everyone did. 😁

[@vm88940]

Barefootandblueeyed mmm, maybe we can have Lynette to tell us. you know because this woman told her everything while getting her nails done 😍😍😍🤓🤓🤓💅💅💅💅

[@barefootandblueeyed6033]

Good idea!!

[@ayrnswan7325]

Marilyn V..

[@savannahj6268]

Barefootandblueeyed yes please!

[@BB-hv9vc]

They all died

[@Ohmygh0st]

I actually learned alot lol where can i sign up for the gold digger class ?

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Meet me at the municipal golf course snack bar. ;)

[@leianalivingston6798]

SouthernASMR Sounds OK meet ya there

[@averieg.3702]

SouthernASMR Sounds lol that literally sounds like a kidnapper

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Averie Kemp​ Girl, please. She'd only kidnap the rich men.

[@averieg.3702]

SouthernASMR Sounds lol

[@MermaidWhispers]

"Sparkly friend" thank you, one of my favorite role plays ever!

[@ravenheitz]

Mermaid Whispers ASMR np

[@Sassy28311]

She should seriously do comedy. She's better than a lot of female comedians i know of. This asmr was hilarious lol

[@guillaumenadeau]

and male**

[@ashleycorbett2029]

Cough cough Amy Schumer

[@kns6958]

And it's not lewd; it's just silly people who you could (in some strange way) picture someplace in the real world lol.

[@KarmaLoves98]

I'm dying at the fact that this character is dead ass serious 😂😂😂😂 I can really see this being on tv

[@AurosOrion]

"Honey, nobody wears Michael Kors anymore." THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD, because I sell sunglasses and literally no one is buying Michael Kors glasses anymore because they're so easily replicated and they're such shit anyway.

[@stefanylynn88]

ColorfulConfessions what are the top selling brands? Just curious lol

[@guglielmomanzoni2098]

TRUE

[@nt4623]

Paige R. Hackett -😂😂😂you crack me “they’re shit anyway”

[@BabsChannel]

Every woman in my family buys MK except for my mother and I. We choose to support small businesses and buy products locally or when we travel. I have cultivated quite a unique little collection of accessories, and clothing from thrift stores and little hole-in-the-wall boutiques. And, I realize I'm late to this conversation, lol, but I have found many brands like MK that are just affordable enough for the public are of crappy quality. The only brand I can vouch for is LV. I've had one of their wallets for years and the seams are only just starting to weaken. Not bad.

[@WhispersAndCupcakes]

I love your sassy roleplays! You and Kaysmr are the best at the hilariously bitchy characters haha

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

WhispersAndCupcakes Thank you!

[@alexander-gs3yj]

WhispersAndCupcakes I LOVE BOTH OF THEM, MY QUEENS

[@sebastianmichaelis3733]

WhispersAndCupcakes Kay ♥

[@randomrainbows970]

WhispersAndCupcakes YASS KAYSMR

[@sophiagoorally3567]

I love kayasmr

[@AlexZink]

You are so so so pretty and have amazing natural acting skills. I can totally see you in a hit tv show. You should really think of pursuing it if you haven't already! Definitely made a new fan. :)

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Alex Zink Aw, thank you!

[@margiehandler3427]

you look like a handbag ???? my poor husband is sleeping and I am laughing hysterically in the living room....he must think I am nuts

[@Oh-my-gosh]

But I don't want to go to the Junior business woman's league... I'm *gay*...

[@emilybalding324]

Jøsh Dønt |-/

[@he4vensn1ght]

|-/ -heyy-

[@hannahborland6057]

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[@taylor-ku8pt]

Jøsh Døn't WHY ARE WE ALL HERE

[@atlas4765]

NEVER QUESTION IT |-/

[@izzys4810]

In the very first sentence of the video, her voice sounded similar to that of Pam from The Office.

[@lilcarchick]

omg i never noticed it but it really does sound like pam!

[@johnbuckingham9125]

aw I wanted Bruce to be a gay gold digger pioneer :D wonderful acting as always!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

John Buckingham I thought about it.

[@TheConfuzzledCat]

Your roleplay videos are awesome, and super relaxing! Everything is super realistic, especially your library videos. These are super helpful, thank you!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

TheConfuzzledCat You are so welcome! ❤️❤️

[@emmahayes1509]

you do such amazing role play videos! have you had any acting experience?

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Nah, just these videos.

[@christophercoleman1895]

i love your nails fantastic your beautiful like a angel from heaven

[@DaydayML]

I do watch a lot of asmr accounts but I do find this one very creative and I absolutely LOVE this video!!!! I love how your creativity is expressed and yes I wanna be a " sparkly friend" XD I love this great channel

[@vm88940]

PsychedelicHippy I watch this for the role plays. sometimes I don't get tingles but man, I love this!

[@kate78655]

PsychedelicHippy Same!! I subbed

[@k9soul]

I couldn't stop staring at the fingernails. They had a kind of mesmerizing effect on me.

[@jacobcasados9772]

i thought bruce was gonna be gay oh well theres always a next time lol love your videos!!

[@megbishop_]

watch her sparkly friends gift giving one

[@tinytina333]

I love the "sparkly friend" roleplays. Keep em coming!

[@RealSapphireLynn]

There's a fine line between sparkly and crazy. 😂😂😂😂

[@shannonmurphy5888]

Well I guess I'm from the 70s :P

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Shannon xoxo I'm pretty sure she'd criticize (and change) my name, too. It's too boring for a sparkly friend.

[@shannonmurphy5888]

SouthernASMR Sounds Lol

[@littledesires9812]

lol, not for me. my name is Krysten. And I was shocked, Im like.. "Yep, that is.. my name."

[@shannonborrero2416]

Shannon xoxo me too lol

[@shannonforbes9589]

Shannon xoxo yeh same 😂

[@Draconyne]

"A lighter because you never know. .." - never know whether they do smack? :)

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Draconyne I don't even know why she said that. It just kinda came out.

[@traylortrashkimberly7663]

Draconyne That's hilarious. a lighter!!! hahahahah

[@leianalivingston6798]

Draconyne "...because you never know..." THAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO KILL THE TEACHER

[@creativeone298]

maybe they need to commit arson at some point, you don't know

[@mebitch4781]

Draconyne for expensive cigars of course! Lol

[@prettyyoongi7968]

*"Promoted to Cougar"* IM SCREAMING

[@kseniasoldatenko2261]

I always thought it said Pampered Cougar lol

[@okcurrr5573]

*“We can’t all clump together like freaks”* it’s 2am and im wheezing over this😂

[@bunnynobody]

Legend says to never trust an edited comment.

[@antifragiIed]

bunny nobody I trust u

[@tee4971]

bunny nobody || Oh no.

[@BB-hv9vc]

*METAL GEAR SOLID ALERT SOUND*

[@katelyngrace721]

Bunny -_-

[@flyingbanana7]

this was absolutely brilliant! your creativity and humor really set you apart from other ASMR youtubers

[@froufroudeluxe]

"Do you know anything about flying? Have you ever seen the movie Airplane?" That was brilliant, I love that movie

[@hollyyyyyy11123]

Love your voice! None of that whisper bullshit, just naturally soft spoken! The best

[@hawkpeterson]

SPARKLY FRIEND OH MY GOD BAHAHAHAHAHA

[@chloebea5910]

Ani Peterson IKKK I DIEDDDD

[@theresalehman8070]

OMG Those nails!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!! & I think I may actually be girl crushing on you a bit Mary, lol!!! hhaha!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Aw! Hahaha!

[@chubbybunny6975]

"There's a fine line between sparkly and crazy, you don't wanna put on too much." *Is wearing extremely long fake nails that get in the way of everything and make her look like a dragon* Okay XD

[@copperredd]

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@fayveau]

This video was awesome! ASMR is for every age and culture, and that's why i love your video! This is the first video i saw from you, and i already 'fell in love' with you haha! It was amazing. You are so talented in Role Plays! you have a real acting talent! Thanks for joining KZbin, be positive, i support you! I love you! xx

[@kaitlyn1670]

We need the part two with Bruces final exam

[@sheldonsheldon8975]

My dad who I never met died and I inherited 'a lot' of money this week so I might need this 😂

[@KaliyaTheKitty]

Sheldon Leather I know you said you never met him, but still- my condolences. :) good luck with the love life tho! stay away from crazies!

[@ItsVinnieTV]

Are you single? 😂😂 jk jk sorry for your loss

[@mugsymalone21]

You're bloody brilliant

[@elisekuijt7847]

Rebecca Jones is it mate 😏

[@BB-hv9vc]

And you're bloody British!

[@kaylahw6916]

You are such a queen omg , I fell asleep last night because of this video .

[@caliigurl925]

I love the creativity you have in your videos! you are a sparkling light in this community and in life :)

[@kbunny98]

do you script these out? You should look into doing improv acting

[@cherrycola3604]

katt orellana she improvises them

[@bstokes5625]

I don't know how much asmr your videos provide but they are some fine entertainment to listen to..better than lots of tv shows.

[@bell-collector5772]

I just started watching this series and I don’t know which I like more, the gossiping 1940’s ladies or the Sparkly friend one. They’re both amazing and so funny

[@rosesolis9047]

Love your videos!! Theyve helped me fall asleep more times than I can remember. 6 years as a fan, plenty more to come 💞

[@tuckernorris3149]

OMG THIS NEEDS TO BE A SERIES I LOVE IT!!

[@theamethyst93]

"dont be freaked out if his feet look like lizards" I HOLLERED

[@emmaandolini3110]

"Props to her". You really are great.

[@anonymousgirl4969]

"Huntington is over there right noooow, buttering his bread all by himself.... ask him if he has a spare roll or something!" 😂😂

[@jbkicks6201]

You’re freaking hilarious!!!!!! You’re an absolute natural at doing role plays. You seem so confident and relaxed when you’re doing them. AMAZING!!

[@freyjascats]

THE NAILS! I swear, they're my favorite part!

[@SingingASMRSongs]

"sparkle! But don't look crazy" 😂😂 I love it!

[@hunterbugh4576]

This would honestly be a good comedy if it were a movie like having a group of people be in a class like this and go around to events and try to find love 😂 GREAT role play! 👏🏼

[@Sam3love]

My new favorite roleplay you've done so far ❤

[@machaelahart9095]

"Make sure I have 2 breath mints" "Make sure to sparkle but not crazy"

[@iluvsakuraandsyaoran]

i'm laughing this is the best series

[@kelseycorinne9990]

This character is perfection.

[@6blackkeywings9]

I saw her nails and NEEDED to watch!!! This was quite relaxing too 😴

[@abraca6578]

idky but when armrests say "so to speak" it gives me the most satisfying braingasm"

[@aliahmohaziz2787]

Ana Allen you can request Trigger Deluxe ASMR to make a video of that!

[@taylorbarnett1199]

Ana Allen I read that as arm rests 😂

[@morganchampagne9362]

The shade of it all!!! This character is so nice nasty and I love it!!

[@katekursive1370]

I just imagine waiters and other staffers in that country club having the best discussions about all this in the staff room :D

[@chloebeth8270]

You have an astonishing similarity to Caroline out of the vampire diaries.

[@ophelia60]

Chloe Beth woaH

[@sydneybrandt7661]

Chloe Beth not rlly

[@mooniemoons]

Charity might be a gold digger but she is so wonderful to her students, her kind heart sure sparkles under the right circumstances 😂😂❤

[@creewaters]

Sparkly friend**

[@mooniemoons]

@@creewaters her name is Charity. ;)

[@laurriebaurrie]

"Ignore if his feet look like lizards" lmao omfggg

[@rena39]

I swear you should give acting a try, or improv because these are amazingly funny

[@karenkaren3128]

THE NAILS IM CRYIN

[@pwtunia]

"cháteau fussypants country club" I'M YODELING OH MY GOD

[@KaliyaTheKitty]

I just watched moana again when I watched this and the word shiny kept triggering me

[@erudreams1171]

Kaliya The Kitty Tamatoa is a veteran sparkly friend lol

[@mybubbles5552]

I think I crossed the line from sparkly to crazy 😜 ✨

[@hjonk1779]

All of your ideas are so creative!!

[@hollyquan2474]

Her:holly sounds desperate Me:awwww

[@Sean360Lennox]

Omg I think I had my 3rd Mental stimulating moment of awesome today... Thank God for you... Love the earrings and necklace. Emergency breath mints for the win..

[@classicplastic3609]

OK, well now I need to know what happened to Amber.

[@Missi_Jane]

love it! helping calm down, anxiety/panic attacks thru the roof tonight 😞😞😞

[@virg0_lem0nade]

Missi Maraschino hope u are feeling better!

[@MelaniaMurray]

Is there a Miss Claudia role play?

[@jockmaraisasmr5700]

I was just beginning to doze off when halfway between consciousness and rest, I heard you say "NOBODY WEARS MICHAEL KORS ANYMORE" and I started cackling. Tell her, sis!

[@RoscoeRanger]

Lol those nails get me everytime... Lol loving it!

[@RealSapphireLynn]

oh my goodness ...only one minute in and got the tingles! all while enjoying my class of course!

[@Stephstuff1224]

"Promoted to cougar" omg I love that glass!!! Great video Mary!!

[@ASMRTingledPink]

You make my day! I love your videos so much. Not only are they great ASMR, but they are so funny! :D

[@Sean360Lennox]

Feet like lizards hahahahha I just died of laughter.. OMG I love love this thank you again!

[@Kizzalovespugs]

"seriously you're 22..." - cue me burst out laughing !!! so funny

[@js53151]

"The...sparkly friend" slowly sips wine and looks into the sound

[@Misscoolfinds]

Will you please do more of these videos, i really enjoy them! I have watched them all. :)

[@pencilstreak9]

Oh man, the nail on hair sounds gave me insane tingles.

[@Himaryous]

So I am watching these again because I recently met a woman who reminds me of Charity. The fakeness and icey smiles that don't reach the eyes are fun here but eerily repellant in real life.

[@cynthiamayfield5664]

You look absolutely stunning in this! I love your makeup

[@englandismycitybitch7071]

this roleplay is on point even got the nails lmao good video

[@AnnafromHungarylvNW]

'There's a fine line between sparkly and crazy' :'D

[@savannahj6268]

I'm new to your channel and I love this roleplay :)

[@FRITSS]

your acting is so good!

[@BlackCatAuraASMR]

Your nails clicking together is the best!

[@MxBladeey]

This gave me so much life

[@ava9570]

PLEEASEEE MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE

[@nfc598]

lol, the little clap you did with your long nails is pretty realistic

[@rodman1163]

Saturday night live needs you 💯

[@vanesszah8592]

i love how you say "okay"

[@emarieperkinson4368]

Loving👏🏼the👏🏼equality👏🏼

[@Jayyp95]

I never understood why people have long ass fuckin nails lol

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Jordan Perser Your statement is hilarious, depending on the way it's read.

[@greenknightstudios7133]

Jordan Perser I know,it's kinda strange

[@greenknightstudios7133]

Nevel Papperman so they can kill us XD

[@thebrokepunk420]

Jordan Perser i always imagine them picking shit up like a claw machine

[@sealizabrown7228]

She used it for the roleplay, but yeah, sometimes they look absolutely ridiculous.

[@Llamasrock03]

“You can’t rely on shiny objects; you have to exude shininess at all times” lmao 😂

[@gracehardbeck5893]

" *_You could just go up to him and say, What's up doc?- and he is a doctor so it fits perfectly_* ." 😂😂😂

[@margiehandler3427]

I love it Mary...you are so creative and fun

[@SteakBear]

Those gold-digger nails remind me of a velociraptor lol

[@creewaters]

Sparkly friend**

[@chardem.5743]

It's nice to hear a familiar accent i love your videos, also amazing acting!