ASMR | Harvest And The Galloping Consumption

[@vanessah3871]

“Welcome to adli you should have your own supplies” haha only 10 seconds in and I’m already laughing. Mary you’re hilarious! 💜

[@sydneyknobloch4095]

Maybe she will stop the crazy people from buying all the tolet paper

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Yeah, she ain't havin' it.

[@tarantula89]

Harvest throwing shade at the stupid comments on pronunciation. I love it!! 🤣

[@abbslauryn3]

Mary you are too funny 😂 "Welcome to Adli. Why can't you take care of yourself?" 😂😂

[@rickeebutterworth7634]

I never thought hearing someone whisper "it causes cancer" would be the most relaxing part of my day. Thank you for bringing this to us!

[@Isabella88909]

“it’s stupid that you would think that” “can you not see?” i lost it at those sayings 😂😂😂😂

[@ayannaoman]

Harvest is by far my favorite.

[@ohhhshitson]

WHEN YOU TOLD THE PERSON IN LINE TO REST IN PEACE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀⚰️

[@Keke88]

All my friends are saying they are so anxious from the virus and being cooped up so I told them about your website. I hope they are catching this. Just what we need. Harvest!! Thank You Mary!!

[@Keke88]

@@NiaLaLa_V so true. be safe!!

[@ash-tb5cl]

“welcome to adli!” why can’t you take care of yourself

[@charliedays]

I cringe very badly with these videos! I don't think I'd ever be able to personally talk to a customer like that. Not even if I was being fired or quitting, and it was my last day of work at a given place!😂

[@JoshJNYC]

LINE OF THE CENTURY

[@themumblingdumpling2838]

I can already see the billboards!

[@amysusanna214]

😂😂😂 "Welcome to Adli! I'm ashamed of you!"

[@jovanaradosavljevic8964]

I burst out laughing when she said that 🤣

[@MM_asmrColorTests]

Poor Harvest, she's trying to help and educate the masses...and where is Skull Fisher? Helping? Heavens no! He's just lying around unhelpfully, attracting the flies in the desert of Las Vegas. It's very unfortunate.

[@daniellegreen4982]

When harvest said "why can't you take care of yourself" I felt that

[@kayla0792]

Harvest is my favorite character of yours, Mary. I absolutely love her! It is so funny and entertaining watching her videos.

[@kayladanielle6726]

Why hasn’t SNL hired you yet ?! 🤣

[@shannen5444]

This 👏 lol

[@doogdoogdoogdoogdoogdoog]

she's WAAAAY funnier than anything SNL have put out in years

[@abalykadabaly]

That intro! Saying everything the grocery store workers are thinking during all this mess 😅😂

[@gc9362]

I think I speak for all of us when I say we NEEEEED the 2pm Tuesday pronouncing video whether it’s 5 mins or 40 mins

[@daysknowledge7215]

Harvest is a hoot and a half....... however fisher might have brought this pandemic upon us.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Fisher is a walking petri dish.

[@tannerwilkerson3291]

She straight nutz. Hoot and a half is being nice?! Talkin bout oh theres a line forming behind you. Oh good everyone gather around! 🤣😭🤣😭

[@UncleMarco]

Harvest has so much power it’s literally terrifying

[@tannerwilkerson3291]

She's crazy af. Talkin bout " oh there's a line forming behind you, oh good everyone gather around 😭🤣😭🤣

[@teew.3773]

Thought I was going to sleep, but instead I'm over here keeping my husband up cuz I keep laughing 🤣🤣🤣.

[@creed.613]

Harvest makes me irrationally intimidated 😅 I'm built like a brick sh*t house and train to fight weekly and this character makes me want to say "yes ma'am" 🤣 And I'm a woman too! (I really enjoyed the video btw 😊 I hope you take this as a compliment on your acting skills) Edit: Harvest could have defeated Thanos.

[@haleyjohnson2135]

"I'm going to pass away before I finish this shift". Relatable content.

[@Scifi-eh8fw]

Would love to see Charity’s take on the current situation. Mary you really are very talented this is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@thehypocrisy]

So my family wanted to have a movie night but.... this is more entertaining and relaxing than anything they could have in mind lol

[@Skylar.d]

One minute in and I am dying of laughter. Thank you for this priceless video Mary.

[@SweetLillyMoonAsmr]

Hahaha “You’re a monster and you deserve to die” 😂😂😂😂 that was hysterically funny 😆

[@tannerwilkerson3291]

She's crazy Af

[@purplecrayons96]

"Trees had to die for your backside!" Too much. I laughed so hard...

[@heloise.]

Bless KZbin recommendations for making me discover your channel 🙏

[@kumaasmr3206]

I had to pause when you took off the sweater to reveal the shirt! I was laughing my ass off lol

[@Mmercury24]

This is just what we needed during a pandemic: Harvest’s judgment 😂😂

[@rla26368]

Next to store shelf straightening, I absolutely love your role plays! Thank you so much for this little respite from reality right now! I really appreciate it.

[@heatherzayachkowski2189]

It’s 3am my time. I couldn’t sleep. I came on here thinking “My word the world really needs a Harvest video right now.” And there it was!!!!!! Yay! 😁 Thanks for bringing such creativity and joy to the world. We needed this and you so brought it!

[@ynz3713]

I knew harvest would have something to say about all of this craziness 😄

[@melliemac5617]

When the top layer came off I HOLLERED.

[@genafinney8155]

Thank you Mary and Harvest. You are a moment of humor in my anxiety mind!

[@JoshJNYC]

"Why can't you take care of yourself?" *Yvie Adli has left the chat*

[@daisypremium8215]

Iconic

[@lakilaki7273]

"ADLI" cracks me up for some reason haha.

[@BlessedEternally1]

Yes! Love all your role plays, wish we got them more often. ❤️

[@donalr9742]

I am Irish actually give me my soda bread

[@pindanootje8956]

Would you please consider creating a doomsday prepper character..? Or even someone who had been living of canned beans since the 90s! I would looooove that. Thanks for all the content you create!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

The way the bots are zapping channels lately, I'm staying away from anything that might catch their attention. Sorry.

[@pindanootje8956]

SouthernASMR Sounds I didn’t even think of that! That’s a shame but I wouldn’t want your channel to disappear. :-) You would make a great doomsday prepper though. With that crazed misanthropic glare you’ve mastered :-) Thanks again for all the work you put in!

[@zen-sq9jf]

"Excuse me? There's a line forming behind you? Good everybody come listen!" 😂😂 I would've lost my mind in that line and skated out the doors with the cart!

[@jasonhilton59]

Getting Mrs. Carmody from the mist vibes with harvest and her domination being in a grocery store.

[@gould3524]

"You don't live clean, do you?" LMAO

[@susanp.4781]

Cracks me up every time. I think we a might know a Harvest in our lives...👏👏👏👏

[@toxictev]

It took me 10 minutes in to realize our sign today does not read “Aldi” 🥴🥴 Thanks dyslexia.

[@joseblanco3873]

Devon I’ll take “Things that didn’t happen for $1000” Alex🙄

[@Preciouspiecesbyleslie]

You should have a video where someone loses it on Harvest lol

[@clairec2398]

I'm only 6 minutes in but I am having the time of my life how am I supposed to sleep I cant miss this

[@laurashannon5579]

''mommy, let me help!' and now she is managing the paper products section!' amazing!

[@LudwigsUnholySpade]

I cant help but laugh more and more everytime I hear the word ADLI!

[@whiggygirl]

"Stinkin' thinkin'" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Lytah84]

Thank you so much Mary💜💜💜💜💜💜. You are so ingenious. "Oddly" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hogdotwater]

I’m snortinggg (but also sleepy, ty Mary) ❤️

[@markdTX]

Pure comedy genius, I didn't even fall asleep to this one I was laughing so hard

[@rmjoonies]

You made me laugh instead of sleep😂

[@alexlin9565]

After my horribly stressful day, she is stressing me out! But I love you, Mary. ❤️

[@RouxHarbour]

THIS IS HYSTERICAL! Just what I needed ! ^^

[@BunnyBiscuit]

Hahaha Mary is Amazing I am loving her humour!! She is who we need in times like this!!

[@rosierabbitzegeek9598]

Harvest: I will use telekinesis to send it to you. Me: Don't you mean telepathy? 😂 Love you Mary!

[@matthewmiller8849]

I wish that there werent people in the world like this. There are. Remember that.

[@kimrobinson6280]

funniest thing I have heard all week lol xxx

[@bellabelle8490]

"Welcome to Adli you're a consumer" hahahahahahahah

[@evilmiscreantgirlfriend]

this makes me wonder how Charity is doing with not being able to visit retirement homes...

[@nacoleb8913]

I am laughing so hard 😂😂

[@jmorris4972]

Harvest is insulted that you would "wash" your clothing in carcinogens like downy unstoppables, HOW DARE YOU!

[@laurenjahnke7850]

This was brilliantly done

[@Tamar-sz8ox]

She also does satire skits ? 😃

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I have entire playlists dedicated to them.

[@Tamar-sz8ox]

SouthernASMR Sounds : thank you for being our companion during our quarantine ❤️ All the best to your family

[@HelloDarling73]

I know a few self righteous "nice" people just like that

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I used to have two people in my life. "Used to."

[@flaria4011]

30:00 to 31:00 is HEAVENLY.

[@SweetLillyMoonAsmr]

12 rolls of no hahaha 😂 “I’m not a vicious bastard “ haha this is gold!

[@emilyd6618]

Ok I loved this!! Thank you Mary your amazing ! Welcome to Adli you shame me Loved that 💕

[@Mells2090]

I love the outfit ❤️

[@Emptynestasmr]

Watching.....again, and wow. I feel like I am listening for the first time. This has me laughing so hard. 😂

[@admiral_m_10k35]

Your characters are like my soap operas

[@haleygtattoos]

This is hilarious and genius 😂❤️

[@tcmtcm1133]

I get so triggered by this because this character reminds me of an exaggerated version of my mom and she pisses me off lol but at the same time getting roasted in such a soft and comforting voice soothes me at the same time. It's a complicated emotion. We love you Mary! Your content is GOLD.🥰

[@AbigailArwen]

Harvest is back ❤❤❤

[@jessprice6969]

ive been binge watching harvest videos lol

[@Miss_Wonderful1]

The good thing about not having neighbors is that nobody heard me howling with laughter (and nearly choking on my apple that came in a plastic bag) 🤣🤣🤣

[@xxStaroftheShow]

Me : Alright Harvest, one more comment and I’m getting Lucy. 🙃 But as always I love your roleplays! 💗

[@sailor_midnight]

Mary, some of your videos don't show up in my subscriptions :/ No idea if it's a common issue or not

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I think it's a platform-wide problem. It's happening to other KZbinrs, too, and there's nothing I can do about it. :(

[@cathylee5840]

Missed the video love these videos my utube updated messed up my videos you're the best 🌼💙🍡

[@SoftLightASMR]

#knowbetterjudgebetter

[@genesisss8037]

I love your videos ❤️

[@BlueTangerine-xx4vk]

"Be self-sacrifying, spend an evening with me" she knows that spending time with her is a real bummer!

[@michelle_batress434]

Keep doing what ur doing Mary its funny lol:) luv ur videos

[@elainelane7130]

Brilliant 👏 👏 👏 👏

[@isaach1518]

I've never seen Harvest THIS heated 😂😂 P.S. i loveee the video ❤❤

[@staceytanner4670]

I can put it where? That really made me laugh 😂

[@staceytanner4670]

Also the unstoopables and “I recognize that finger.”

[@Marion185]

I'm sure you have a little bit of Harvest in you though, Marie ;) Come on, let some of that happy hippie out :p

[@AllYourFlowers]

Now we just need Charity in a tizzy over not being allowed into Winsome Willows ;) as always thank you Mary!

[@susankottschade9745]

Does anyone else hear and see Pheobe from FRIENDS?!?!🤔💕

[@PaperDolly86]

Harvest’s outfit is spot-on, today!

[@haileypena2458]

Lol I love this

[@umiesyahira7924]

You sound like main character in enchanted movie. I forgot her name, i feel like watching enchanted 🤣

[@ashleyovoxo28]

This is awesome lol

[@trice1245]

Harvest isn’t wrong 🤪 lol

[@MohaAsmr]

I missed harvest !!!

[@17barrah]

Who disliked this!? You should be shunned!

[@jamiewickersham8899]

Y'know she might be the one to save us...