ASMR | Harvest Does Dys-Wrapping

Tired of seeing people waste paper by "wrapping" presents with it? Using "gift" "bags" when so many atmospheric bundles abound, waiting to be used to dys-wrap your gifts? Come on over to Harvest's table at the mall! No waiting! :)
I heard some people were even wrapping gift boxes! Have you ever heard of such a vile thing?
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[@bethsplants8110]

This is my first Harvest video and Mary, I LOVE this character!! There's something really ASMR-y about getting accosted by someone in sales/retail who just talks your ear off.

[@PeonyASMR]

We all know who this one is dedicated to 😂

[@Stephaniefarrah]

That Karen is getting burn gel for Xmas...

[@lunaromance2243]

@@Stephaniefarrah i don't think so

[@amandabarros1749]

I wanna know the tea behind this

[@housewiferevolution4750]

Okay, I just gotta know, who??!!

[@Skylar.d]

My eyes started to close as she was insulting Barbara’s wrapping skills and my brain woke me with the thought of “Harvest must not get many tips.”

[@melliemac5617]

“You’re gonna choke the earth with that, so congratulations, Barbara.” 😂💀

[@kaciejames]

the 1 dislike is the person who this video was inspired by.

[@zee9731]

“and she’s using tape” me to myself: “hOw gOuAchE” her: “how gouache”

[@margaretforsey7763]

A co-worker of mine recently told me that ‘she doesn’t believe in tape’. Seriously. I work with a bunch of Harvests!

[@imapalagirl8539]

You tell em harvest!! You got this!! Edit: His assistant’s crabs -I’m DEAD 😂😂😂

[@sarahburnett3162]

I just love the sass and attitude Mary gives through her videos but she doesn't do it in a disrespectful way and that shows how good her character is. Even if people are disrespectful to her, she uses it as fuel to make more videos and she dosen't make a big deal out of it. I love all your characters and creativity. I can't decide if I should fall asleep or watch through the entire thing and laugh.

[@LoriBeth428]

I have to keep reminding myself that you are talking to no one...remarkable how you can carry on a conversation that is basically in your head...just off the cuff, so realistically...amazing...you are amazing

[@bell-collector5772]

Imagine being in Barbara’s line and looking over at Harvest flailing her arms at the air. That’d be so funny. I love it

[@Kororocket]

“She wraps presents like I do when I just don’t care anymore” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 SO FUNNY MARY, love the call out

[@annacamfield9750]

At 6:20 when she mentioned the comment she received- oh deceased

[@sickleds]

the devil works hard, but harvest works faster

[@amysusanna214]

I would *LOVE* to see what would happen if Harvest met a kindred spirit, especially one who is completely receptive to her wisdom

[@AbiGodinha]

This woman is capable of starting a cult!

[@necroxisz]

This feels like the craziest Harvest has ever been, which is saying something. She's not doing too well it seems.

[@jaimesandoval1941]

This is Phoebe from Friends in 2020

[@theresapace7737]

I was thinking the same. Even has similar voice, with more 'southern'

[@8candice]

Ha!! I was going to say the same thing 🤣

[@ericbrown8617]

Harvest should go to a marriage counselor or “spiritual advisor” on her issues with Fisher

[@Miss_Wonderful1]

This is acting talent! It truly seemed she spoke with people, and the humor is outstanding. The assistant's crabs... 😂

[@MK-Hogan]

I love that this whole video is a low key epic burn. 🤣 (that’s what ya get!)

[@Sarabibliomania1]

I call my niece and nephew 'littles' and I could never figure out why and then I started rewatching these and it's because of Harvest! :p

[@sabrinat7414]

the motions of the 'diswrapping' gave me such good visual asmr!!

[@HaleyBWheeler]

I WAS JUST WATCHING THE LAST VIDEO!! I was like, “oh my god Harvest HAS to talk about this!” 😂😂 you really are the greatest 🙌🏼 Edit: CRABS I- 😂

[@ck9543]

Dang I was looking forward to learning about the real gnomes lol

[@juliamaxham3163]

I’ve started this video 6 times and I’ve fallen asleep about 15 mins in every single time. It’s magic ☺️

[@TheEllaDarling]

"Does this have something to do with smoking drugs? Because I don't support that. Unless you grow it yourself" 😂

[@ryanpartner6161]

"The sadness coming off this is affecting my chi" cracked me up 😅😂

[@sunside7]

Sure looks like Harvest has a lot of (dys)satisfied customers!! 🤣🤣 Thank you for brightening my day as always Mary! ❤

[@tempest9137]

My "woo woo" self is loving the intention. 🥰 Very lovely Mary. I need a nap and I'm not even halfway through it. 😴

[@candyknoy]

I’m sitting here watching this while wearing my essential oil necklace...and just laughing hysterically. 🤣 This is greatest 👏🏼 clap-back ever!! 👏🏼

[@elisetorgerson1784]

oh my GOSH do I love the absolute shade thrown in this video 💀 but I was also thinking... like... what if a kid comes up to her with a Christmas present to wrap and because they're still young and believe in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy and whatnot, they're actually able to practice in the astral plane like Harvest supposedly does?? I just kept imagining Harvest being like "here, take the bag" with a smile like 'they won't be able to' and then this kid straight up grabs the handles of an invisible bag 😂😂 anyways!! Wonderful video as always! I can't wait to see the next one :))

[@hotwasabi1085]

Wow that was fast from mentioning you should do this to actually doing it. So impressed!!

[@JustVaughn.]

My finger clicked on this video faster then my eyes could read the title. I just saw Mary, -I mean Harvest and the paper on the walls and knew my day was complete! "My earth bound name is- ..." 😆🤣😭 Priceless

[@HeyImAlissa818]

You should make the next Harvest video about that class she teaches to pronounce her son’s name! I think she would spell it “N’geigh” or “N-Ghee” 😂

[@twiggystardust9573]

...And Mary becomes Rhoda. The kids might not understand that one, but trust me, it was a solid joke.

[@AbiGodinha]

Niiiiice!

[@twiggystardust9573]

@@AbiGodinha Thank you. I thought it was deserving of, at least, a slow clap.

[@AbiGodinha]

@@twiggystardust9573 oh definitely! 😉

[@SnakeLady11]

It smells like sadness......I'm dying!!!! LOL

[@robot_collective]

Mary, I love your imagination - these atmospheric bundles must look so extraterrestrial 💜🌌

[@keithives6721]

"Nothing says christmas more than seashells and a turtle" yep! living in a small seaside town in brasil, where our christmas is literally summer YES! Its accurate 😂 NOTHING feels more like christmas than seashells

[@debsone]

"Hold it together" 🤣🤣👏

[@sanddchurch8368]

Mary, way to go! You have made me proud! Now, to the one that this is dedicated to....Git ya some more of our southern sass! Y’all be safe and blessed, Sandy

[@GothAmaterasu]

Super tingly towards the end! Love Harvest

[@emmajones9742]

Carl and harvest are my absolute favourites, you are so talented. Thank you for all the work you put in im sure its the only thing getting most of us through the pandemic especially in the UK where christmas is essentially cancelled

[@rottingecho]

imagine a video where Harvest spiritually prepared us for 2021 with this technique

[@utubenerd1016]

That negative comment seemed to be worth it because this was hilarious 🤣 great job as always Mary!

[@kmarie1331]

ahh yes!! i’ve been waiting for harvest. cant wait to discover the world of “dys-wrapping” 😄

[@smudge3123]

harvest is the type of person to walk up to someone in a wheelchair, hand them a crystal, and say, "i thought you could use this"

[@margaretforsey7763]

A new Harvest video? How did I miss this? Anyway, I am so happy to watch it now!

[@PussVelvetZelda]

Merry Christmas! A Harvest video is the best present. Thank you Mary :)

[@lisak6321]

Soap sniffing will get you off the ledge every time! I just got a vision of Carl's father running off to another's arms and Harvest is the spawn of that union. Explains why Harvest and Carl have such similarities.

[@whitexchina]

Nowadays, Harvest would be recorded on a cell & she would go viral & people would want to have their "gifts wrapped" by her & give the gift + the video to the receiver. It would be a big 😂 for everyone.

[@landenluedtke1283]

Hi Southern ASMR sounds I love asmr, and love the harvest videos so funny in my opinion. Happy Holidays.

[@carig7378]

omg so happy to see Harvest!!!

[@Insanity_awaits]

"Trash ends up right in the Earth's core and then it cries" 🤣 Harvest, I've tried those crystals yet I'm still left handed haha 😉😄 Mary you tagged in the right character for this topic! Thank you for all the enjoyment of your videos 💚❤💚❤💚❤💚 always a delight.

[@becominghero9754]

The personal attention whispering part at about an hour in was really good.

[@Xxbeex]

The character gives me such phoebe from friends vibes

[@amandabacon128]

“Beside myself with mirth” harvest 😂😂😂

[@addieerin8814]

I knew you were going to do harvest for this! Love you and your videos mary!!💕

[@purplepickle2890]

If only harvest and charity met each other OMG the opposite personalities

[@atompie7102]

Technically, they did meet once when Charity was upset, and Harvest told her to ground herself. 😂 She then recommended Harvest's tip to her protégé, Brad. 😂

[@vendelastenberg9274]

How can you be so brilliant???

[@Angela-ek8xy]

That's a Clark statue (the gnome), those are supposed to be rare!

[@jarrede316]

Well well well it’s here we didn’t have to wait too long thankfully 😂

[@ruchathepearl]

Mary in character of harvest is just amazing! I love it

[@whitexchina]

Fisher will never come back 😂

[@priscillarichards8969]

“Diswrap” hahahahahha this is GOLD! Love you Mary!!

[@karla.a.]

She DID IT. OMG

[@mostardentlyasmr4777]

I hint zero sarcasm...none 😂

[@lpschick7237]

Mary I hope you, your boys & family have a safe, happy & Merry Christmas & a better & New Year. I’m needing to get me a Lynette fix!! All of “her fans” know it’s the holidays & she has customers coming to get their nails did for the holidays. I love all your characters but I love Lynette the best. I think she has quite the following. ❤️ 🎄 💫 ☃️

[@elliechasteen1222]

wait can someone tell me who this is abt i need to know omg

[@knoxbutka9266]

11 minutes? god works hard, but apparently Harvest works harder

[@Kororocket]

Also the absolute hooblah you say and the arm movements is hysterical. 😂

[@AbiGodinha]

So excited!! I love Harvest!

[@ALLdoughVARGAS]

Harvest DEFINITELY took too much Lsd 😂

[@MM_asmrColorTests]

This is hilarious! I hope we get to see/hear about Carl's Christmas, too. I somehow just imagine him throwing the gifts into plastic or paper bags and calling it a job well done, lol. In all serious though, those sparkly leggings/stockings were really cute.

[@songpoetry1]

I'm kind of curious now about Harvest's past with Mr. Spencer. I have a theory that she might've either had a crush on him or been bullied by him in school. The way she was offended that he didn't remember her and wanted him to see so badly how far she's come makes it sound like he at least wasn't just a random classmate to her. I might also be reading way too much into this. Lol, I'm so invested in these characters!

[@hellno4473]

Is it weird when I was done whaching this video for some reason I wanted cheese, am I the only one who did.

[@PTKmeowrn]

Me reading the comments wondering what I missed lol

[@vm88940]

I haven't watched it yet and I'm cracking up! As I was watching thw other video I was wondering when she'd make her appearance. 😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@amyk.2500]

Which video??

[@zonataylor2898]

LOL Mary you are HILARI😆US! Thank you Mary😊🌲🎁💓🎄⚘🌹🌷🖒

[@kristenglenn7026]

It’s Harvestah lol

[@koriandrr2233]

Harvest works fast 😂

[@atompie7102]

The fact that I'm waking up to a Mary video on what's supposed to be a horrible Monday for me is a good omen. 😃

[@JulieASMRVideos]

Damn, I wish this was a thing - it would save us a ton at Christmas!

[@larkindennis]

Mary, you freaking legend. You actually made this 🤣

[@Mmercury24]

Yessssss!! I’ve missed her!! ❤️❤️

[@janetellis3174]

This is AMAZING!

[@conniebradley9307]

Yeah!!! Harvest is back!!!!! TFS!!!! Love ya!!!! 🤗❤️🎄🎅🏻🎁🤗❤️🎄🎅🏻🎁❤️

[@rayray6816]

Is it weird that I'd be going along with Harvest like, "yeah! yeah i see what you mean. it's very very pretty. no, no i made this myself!" *gives 5 bucks* *goes to another store and wraps it myself*

[@theresapace7737]

😲 omg. How do you do this with a straight face?🤣

[@korinakorinakorina]

Lol omg I love harvest...and her birth name is Karen?! Lmao I love it. ❤❤❤

[@lisalamb5448]

😄OMG no you did NOT say that trash ends up in the Earth’s core and then it cries... 😂😂😂😂 Amazing, Mary!

[@fruitymewmew]

oh this is gonna be GOOD

[@famiousnameus4038]

You are the best actor that I’ve seen

[@jewellmontana7711]

Omg yes! You did it!♥️♥️♥️♥️you’re the best!

[@ghostii716]

THE FACT YOU USED THE COMMENT WORD FOR WORD!!! merry christmas eve mary

[@jensmith5994]

21:24 mad tingles

[@asmrachel2255]

I wonder if Mr. Spencer also works at the library...

[@TheFlossyWitch]

The fact her legal name is Karen explains so much

[@Himaryous]

It just occurred to me that it's ironic that you're playing someone you don't like but she's your most beautiful character. 🤗

[@Sarah_Pratt]

Yay!!!! Harvest! Merry Christmas to me!!!

[@liminalgamer935]

Her outfit reminds me of Phoebe Buffay ^^