This is the ASMR genre I didn't know I needed. I love this so much.
@MyEndoJourney5 жыл бұрын
Right?!
@derpherpblerp5 жыл бұрын
Hypothetically.
@thecancelling28703 жыл бұрын
I could listen to her tell stories all day
@TXHobbyFarm5 жыл бұрын
Fantastic hypothetical story. You can't make this stuff up, allegedly.
@LunaMoozk3 жыл бұрын
@Judah Asher Too bad its a scam =)
@le_Gay5 жыл бұрын
I will (hypothetically) get snacks for this (hypothetical) gossip :P
@RachASMR5 жыл бұрын
Omg I want to so bad but I'm trying to go on a diet. I made an ASMR video last night and I looked a bit chunk lol
@MyEndoJourney5 жыл бұрын
bahahaha! best comment. Same.
@ericbrown86175 жыл бұрын
Me: I hate drama Also me:
@Lucky49915 жыл бұрын
I know this hypothetical, but in general, I can’t stand when men act surprised that women can do as much as we do! We can run circles around them doing what they do and we still keep ourselves together and run a household...
@soapforthesoul5 жыл бұрын
My dad can’t fry a freaking egg I’m pretty sure I can do anything a man can do and better
@jacksonmorgan75105 жыл бұрын
Sofia yeah I’m one hundred percent that’s false but keep thinking what you want
@Dangerops695 жыл бұрын
"I AM the man of the house" YASSS QUEEN
@carolt13235 жыл бұрын
I don’t think Mr. Rogers prepared you for the people in your neighborhood 😂
@AmarielTheGrey5 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest comment 😂😂😂😂😂
@heatherarnold83605 жыл бұрын
😂best comment
@graveyardcat5 жыл бұрын
Omg I've been waiting for these updates on your hypothetical neighbors!😂
@RachASMR5 жыл бұрын
Me too pretty odd! They're the best!
@snowrider485 жыл бұрын
I feel like a middle aged house wife sippin wine 🍷 lol
@mikem13515 жыл бұрын
Mary lock your literal doors. That dude sounded way weird before the hypothetical neighbor drama.
@RachASMR5 жыл бұрын
💆♀️That sales man asked WAY to many personal questions. See I'm from NY, as soon as he started asking about if there was a man living there my mind goes to "weirdo" and that would've been the last question he would've asked me. 🙈🤦♀️🤷♀️ but Mary being so sweet, could never be that mean. That's why her ASMR is so relaxing! I make ASMR too but I'm not as sweet LOL
@cocodreamsasmr5 жыл бұрын
Literally same, his waving would've been his only interaction with me lmao. Shut those random dudes down with that hard eyed stare
@haleywink13075 жыл бұрын
Rach Asmr me 100%! Mary said all the questions he (allegedly) asked her and then went on to say he was nice and I was like I would have told him to leave and locked my doors 😂
@IngridRollema5 жыл бұрын
I'm from a semi-rural part of Oregon (in NC now) and my mind went to "this dude's a weirdo asking weird questions" too. That, and I don't take kindly to people interrupting me when I'm mowing my lawn.
@johku76385 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'd just walked inside and lock all the doors.
@RachASMR5 жыл бұрын
@@johku7638 me too!!!
@Nikkibee7165 жыл бұрын
I audibly cackled at “I have arthritis will it fix that??” 😂😭
@taylort81335 жыл бұрын
I clearly haven’t watched yet but I just had to say you look so youthful and glowing!
@MyEndoJourney5 жыл бұрын
omg I wrote same thing before seeing your comment. I am paused 22 seconds in because I had to add to my original comment that she is glowing! She deserves it!
@SouthernASMRSounds5 жыл бұрын
Thank you! It must've been the humidity outside. I got sweaty out there. Allegedly.
@spencerallegra5 жыл бұрын
I agree! She’s beautiful!
@lilpanda12175 жыл бұрын
Wow I love this. ASMR plus random tea being spilt. Perfect.
@RachASMR5 жыл бұрын
The best right!?
@emmylou20085 жыл бұрын
Your neighbors with people coming and going at all hours of the night sound like drug dealers. Hypothetically lol
@RachASMR5 жыл бұрын
Drug dealers for surrrrrre! And I will check out your channel!
@treygodsey5 жыл бұрын
Or they hunt... my neighbors like to hunt so they get up early in the morning (like 2 am) and they come and go all hours of the night with their big loud pick up truck. I don’t mind because it doesn’t wake me up since I’m a heavy sleeper but it drives my parents nuts.
@FknAlexx5 жыл бұрын
Or an air b&b !!! Lol. So many possibilities
@jordaneberle62195 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking
@kristinstevenson91185 жыл бұрын
perogietoes air B&B with crack.
@sarah45315 жыл бұрын
You blew his wee mind 😂 poor, casually sexist little man.
@tessar68205 жыл бұрын
“I have arthritis will I fix that? Pay off my mortgage?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Kmbrgss5 жыл бұрын
Wow!!! I'm so glad you took a few minutes to share your hypothetical evening with us! We've actually been having a problem with those types of salespeople in our neighborhood the past couple of weeks scoping out houses etc for break ins and all sorts of other unfortunately not hypothetical crime related activities.
@DARLINSAYS5 жыл бұрын
You have the BEST timing. I was just looking for a video of yours to watch. And you bless me with a new one 🙌🏽🙌🏽 thank you
@RachASMR5 жыл бұрын
Shes got the best most relaxing whisper EVER! And I make ASMR and shes queen
@AmyCat715 жыл бұрын
Bless your heart Mary. For 30 minutes you helped me escape a tough day. I had my cat on my lap purring away and we listened and chuckled all through this little fable. Thank you.
@teddygraham12355 жыл бұрын
“Strong independent woman I respect that” bs if you respected me you’d go away and let me mow my lawn lol
@jaygrum5 жыл бұрын
omg you are GLOWING in the video!!! wowza. also i tried grits with salt and pepper and butter last night,,,,i have been missing OUT. they are so good!!!
@rebekahphillips75 жыл бұрын
Mix in over easy fried egg & crumbled bacon...your mouth will thank you
@nikkiball24015 жыл бұрын
Make sure your egg is runny!
@kamisa73625 жыл бұрын
Yes.. Love buttered grits with salt pepper. I also love grits with shredded cheese and pepper.
@crosamond5 жыл бұрын
Yeah your neighbors are hypothetical drug dealers lol
@abby10515 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure your neighborhood slipped into the twilight dimension there for a bit. That is a WILD story. Entertaining as always
@ghostietoastiee5 жыл бұрын
LOL what the hell goes on in your neighborhood?! I'm cracking up you're so funny.
@kr82705 жыл бұрын
Lmao these videos are my favorite 😂😂 thank you Mary 😀
@SouthernASMRSounds5 жыл бұрын
You are so welcome!
@amberfaulk49755 жыл бұрын
Little Old Lady LawnCare 😂 "We may be old but we're not dead" sounds about right
@isapilkottu52085 жыл бұрын
"...theoretically." 😂😂😂❤
@hannahboo35905 жыл бұрын
idk why but this is quite possibly my favorite video of yours lol! i love all of your vids, especially the reorganizing stuff in stores ones, but omggg the gossip is so relaxing :p
@babyface455 жыл бұрын
These are my favorite videos!! I have not laughed that hard in so long! I had tears streaming down my face...just amazing. Thank you so much for sharing.
@samanthastroh155 жыл бұрын
What in the world?! I think I watched the last half of this video with my mouth hanging open.
@julietj98085 жыл бұрын
Off topic for sure but I just have to say that you are genuinely glowing in this video!! You just have such a natural beauty we need your skincare secrets
@Emily-ix6tm5 жыл бұрын
OMG I love these so much ! Favorite series on KZbin haha
@MistyBlueLights5 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you told us about your eventful (hypothetical) evening, I thoroughly enjoyed it, (hypothetically.)
@SusanKay1015 Жыл бұрын
Allegedly, this hypothetical neighborhood is theoretically crazy!
@itsZacAsmr5 жыл бұрын
your neighbor is definitely selling weed out of his house
@Olgadeni195 жыл бұрын
Zac ASMR factssss
@enidgreene-rhee87735 жыл бұрын
God forbid !
@paige-ue9cs5 жыл бұрын
I mean, convenient 🤷♀️
@cawzmik5 жыл бұрын
fax
@jessicaadams50625 жыл бұрын
I’m from NC as well and I can tell your shirt is the two different types of bbq sauce in our state. 😂😂 it’s the first thing I noticed. Love the video!!
@erikamcneely1085 жыл бұрын
I noticed to and i want it! I moved out of NC and no one here seems to understand.
@erikamcneely1085 жыл бұрын
@Sami Collins yes very much so. West tennessee to Central NC is Tomato based further east is vinegar
@jessicaadams50625 жыл бұрын
Sami Collins yeah it is. 😂 and sometimes even if you go one county over they do it completely different. People in our area are serious about their BBQ.
@theselfishmeme79915 жыл бұрын
I think that sales guy was on an episode of live PD lol. The description of the van and the product reminds me of it. I believe he also was telling the cops about the price... too funny!
@MP-fk6jz5 жыл бұрын
WOW I was so invested in this story... and then I woke up and realized I missed half of it 😂 your voice is too relaxing 😴
@miasullivan85155 жыл бұрын
listening to this as I watch James Charles' subscriber count PLUMMET
@rachel890755 жыл бұрын
iconic
@lalalalauren67785 жыл бұрын
We love a good karma moment😉
@nogfoggy39063 жыл бұрын
@precious huh
@cristinakeiko5 жыл бұрын
“And I’m like.. helloo 👋🏻😑.. what do ya want? 🤨 ” Hahaha. Me every time someone tries to talk to me.
@olesya27195 жыл бұрын
I feel like I know your neighbours better than my own lol. Great video!!!
@WaluigiWhispers5 жыл бұрын
I love hearing about your “hypothetical” drama!!
@cathyd.95974 жыл бұрын
“I have arthritis is it gonna fix that” 😂😂😂 I died lol
@sav4795 жыл бұрын
Honesltly Mary you are the highlight of my week I laugh my ass off to these videos 😂😂 I feel like we're friends and then you have videos that make me just pass out when I can't sleep
@jaygrum5 жыл бұрын
Also, I hope this man isn't planning on any funny business. Trying to see if there's a man in your house, getting all near your car.
@hollygolightly17505 жыл бұрын
Jared Grumney that’s exactly what I was thinking 🤔 My paranoid ass would’ve said there’s a man in the house, even if there wasn’t.. just doesn’t seem right as a first question
@Stupida123434 жыл бұрын
This got recommended to me and I am obsessed. I had to start from the beginning!!
@diamondsgal765 жыл бұрын
I’m in stitches, allegedly! 🤣 Two things, though: 1. You hypothetically live in the greatest neighbourhood, no room for boredom 2. Your skin looks absolutely glowing!
@ettabowers64095 жыл бұрын
love these videos! love you as well mary, relax now.❤️❤️
@selma67495 жыл бұрын
This is my third attempt at watching this without falling asleep. You're just too soothing😴
@amayakingg5 жыл бұрын
Love these updates. They’re always so interesting
@spencerallegra5 жыл бұрын
I love these hypothetical neighbor updates
@shaharaspeaks93044 жыл бұрын
I love this hypothetical story… LOL, and when you got to the part of the little old ladies in the shower caps I was dead😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you🙏🏾
@mehlawn5 жыл бұрын
I’m 5ish minutes in and you sound like my mom when she talks and it’s so comforting. This was a very similar story she’s told me once lol.
@SweetCaroline33885 жыл бұрын
I love these story time videos where you just sit and talk it’s amazing f
@GM-kk1dh5 жыл бұрын
I HAD THIS HAPPEN TO ME THIS PAST FALL!!!!!!!!! Honestly was one of the creepiest things that’s ever happened in my life.
@faithdeangelis7865 жыл бұрын
The truck comment. I get a lot. I live in a big city in Oklahoma and drive a 93 Chevy One Ton and lots of MEN comment on my truck. Its really hilarious honestly.
@madisonqueen77425 жыл бұрын
i’ve watched this dozens of times to fall asleep... the “there’s something funny about these stories” ALWAYS gets me thinking. is it because they’re true??? is it because they’re fake??? is it because they’re based off of movie scenes? we may never know
@kimmcneely20975 жыл бұрын
I loved your hypothetical story. You have the best neighborhood hypothetically
@chloepeabody64125 жыл бұрын
love your videos and just wanted to thank you for putting more amazing content out everyday, despite hateful people in the comment section.
@rachelb3995 жыл бұрын
STOPPPP!! I live for these!! 🎉🎉🎉
@rasaan20115 жыл бұрын
Must have heard me thinking, after I watched the 1940s gossip lady, I was wondering what's been going on in the hypothetical neighborhood!!😸💗
@KH-oz9sj5 жыл бұрын
Best part of my day was this riveting story!!! It has to be true 🤔👏👏😘
@mandybaker79565 жыл бұрын
is your town on live pd ? he sounds like someone i saw on there a few days back
@meligondatrack4 жыл бұрын
i love how i don’t know if these events are real or not and i think that makes this whole video all the better
@stewiegriffin93545 жыл бұрын
Mary I cant believe you have an older son. You look so young!
@rasaan20115 жыл бұрын
Mr. Salesman sounds to cute, & allegedly like he wondered into your neighborhood out of the 40s or 50s!!😹❤😹
@noimkat5 жыл бұрын
i have so much to say yet i’m speechless this was INSANE
@AllyKB915 жыл бұрын
I was laughing almost the entire time, but when you got to the old ladies I LOST it lmaoooo
@herefortheteasis59915 жыл бұрын
i love when you spill the tea on your hypothetical neighbors! more videos i hope :))))
@pindanootje89565 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a movie "The Burbs" with Tom Hanks, where the neighbours would spy on the Klopec family. Have you ever seen it? When I was a child, we would call our weird neighbours the Klopecs 😀 Great story! Would love to hear more of them!
@crosamond5 жыл бұрын
How did you clean your headlights? Lol I need to
@olelokupanahaodev19595 жыл бұрын
I've gotta say you're looking bueatiful per usual. I love these types of videos you do, they're a real hoot!
@alitablackangell57705 жыл бұрын
Thank you for these type of videos I love neighbor gossip stuff. 💗💖
@MyEndoJourney5 жыл бұрын
Ahh yus. A fave series of mine! Also, Mary you are glowing! Happiness suits you
@gracefultracingasmr20295 жыл бұрын
These hypothetical videos give me life
@miajayne73865 жыл бұрын
“I have arthritis is it gonna solve that” omg I love you lmao
@luiscedeno78564 жыл бұрын
This is some great storytelling
@omalia4895 жыл бұрын
Wowww you're GLOWING so beautiful
@lexig26355 жыл бұрын
You have to be one of my fav people ever! Much love Mary !
@daniellewilson2745 жыл бұрын
I screamed when I got the notification for this video 😂 I HYPOTHETICALLY love these sooooo much ❤️
@alissaayala46755 жыл бұрын
By far my favorite series 🙏🏻
@333slaybutton5 жыл бұрын
off topic but your skin is literally PERFECT!
@SouthernASMRSounds5 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@jeremiahwasabullfrog29715 жыл бұрын
That dude sure had a lot of ASSumptions. He wouldn’t be able to pick up someone with a wheel barrel 🙄
@Sm89ism5 жыл бұрын
Sooooo freakin funny 😂 the way you explain it all too just makes it all more hilarious
@tanmanasmr5 жыл бұрын
First of all it looks like we all need some of that miracle cleaner! 😂 and wow! It’s crazy to hear all of that happened in one night. I was laughing so much that I had to pause the video here and there to hear the rest! Thank you for the update. I can’t wait to hear the next! 😂😂😂
@reillygrog5 жыл бұрын
i clicked on this SO fast. these are by far my favorite videos of yours 💓💓
@everythingalbi46874 жыл бұрын
“I am the man of the house” period Mary
@Preciouspiecesbyleslie3 жыл бұрын
“This is so bizarre... hypothetically” 🤣
@Alisa7635 жыл бұрын
You are too nice Mary. I would've firmly but nicely told him I'm not interested.
@whatever_r_r4 жыл бұрын
As hypothetically a drug dealer ican hypothetically say these people are fellow drug dealers 😂🤙🏿
@ASMR-TIST5 жыл бұрын
Omg I love this
@josephlyons24135 жыл бұрын
You look so good in this video! About pissed myself when you said he was stumbling after coming out of your neighbor's house. Lol
@heywah54165 жыл бұрын
There’s always at least one weird house that u have no clue what goes on at... my next door neighbor is like that... people show up and honk the horn at 1:00 am sometimes there 😶
@nighthawkhuff88564 жыл бұрын
When you mentioned how the soliciter hopped In the van, it reminded me of a movie with Shia Labeouf in it; basically a bunch of misfits/run-aways from, God knows where, get dropped off from a van in different neighborhoods, to solicit in the neighborhood. One scene, one of the solicitors went off on this lady. It was weird. Anyway, can't think of the name of it; but that bit of your hypothetical story reminded me of a different hypothetical...well, story. Lol.
@avah23165 жыл бұрын
This video is so intreging I can't stop watching!! Great job
@tortimeese5 жыл бұрын
Mary, You need to get a new t-shirt for your store that says, "I AM the Man of the House!" I'd buy one, for sure.
@ghaliabaaj30715 жыл бұрын
Oh my God COME ON you have to tell me what do you do to your skin to be so flawless like this I'm jealous 😂❤
@kaersten36235 жыл бұрын
Could that house do hat you mentioned be be an Airbnb? I’ve head you talk about that place before
@Codimae5 жыл бұрын
I came to make that exact comment! Maybe the old ladies own it and that's why they did the yard work.
@lynnj855 жыл бұрын
Mary you are hilarious! I mean really, I can't stand no nuanced sales person. They just harass and suggest, which is really annoying. Btw, I love your red nails...I admire that you take care of your children and your yard on your own. You gotta sometimes not be afraid to get your hands dirty. I'm like you, I like to fix things...paint...etc...Maybe that salesman had a crush on you.😮 But anyway, thanks for sharing this relaxing gossip video. You're so cool!😊😊😀😀😁