ASMR | (Hypothetical) Neighborhood Gossip (Whisper)

Note: I bought the shirt I'm wearing in this video at Goodwill, but you can find them online at www.houseofswankclothing.com. (The website was printed in the shirt.)
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Back by popular demand, another hypothetical, alleged, possibly true/possibly untrue neighborhood update. It's just in time, too, because this evening was...eventful.

[@TXHobbyFarm]

Fantastic hypothetical story. You can't make this stuff up, allegedly.

[@LunaMoozk]

@Judah Asher Too bad its a scam =)

[@le_Gay]

I will (hypothetically) get snacks for this (hypothetical) gossip :P

[@RachASMR]

Omg I want to so bad but I'm trying to go on a diet. I made an ASMR video last night and I looked a bit chunk lol

[@MyEndoJourney]

bahahaha! best comment. Same.

[@carolt1323]

I don’t think Mr. Rogers prepared you for the people in your neighborhood 😂

[@AmarielTheGrey]

This is the greatest comment 😂😂😂😂😂

[@heatherarnold8360]

😂best comment

[@HeyNowMandy]

This is the ASMR genre I didn't know I needed. I love this so much.

[@MyEndoJourney]

Right?!

[@derpherpblerp]

Hypothetically.

[@thecancelling2870]

I could listen to her tell stories all day

[@RachASMR]

💆‍♀️That sales man asked WAY to many personal questions. See I'm from NY, as soon as he started asking about if there was a man living there my mind goes to "weirdo" and that would've been the last question he would've asked me. 🙈🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️ but Mary being so sweet, could never be that mean. That's why her ASMR is so relaxing! I make ASMR too but I'm not as sweet LOL

[@cocodreamsasmr]

Literally same, his waving would've been his only interaction with me lmao. Shut those random dudes down with that hard eyed stare

[@haleywink1307]

Rach Asmr me 100%! Mary said all the questions he (allegedly) asked her and then went on to say he was nice and I was like I would have told him to leave and locked my doors 😂

[@IngridRollema]

I'm from a semi-rural part of Oregon (in NC now) and my mind went to "this dude's a weirdo asking weird questions" too. That, and I don't take kindly to people interrupting me when I'm mowing my lawn.

[@johku7638]

Yeah I'd just walked inside and lock all the doors.

[@RachASMR]

@@johku7638 me too!!!

[@emmylou2008]

Your neighbors with people coming and going at all hours of the night sound like drug dealers. Hypothetically lol

[@RachASMR]

Drug dealers for surrrrrre! And I will check out your channel!

[@treygodsey]

Or they hunt... my neighbors like to hunt so they get up early in the morning (like 2 am) and they come and go all hours of the night with their big loud pick up truck. I don’t mind because it doesn’t wake me up since I’m a heavy sleeper but it drives my parents nuts.

[@FknAlexx]

Or an air b&b !!! Lol. So many possibilities

[@jordaneberle6219]

That's what I was thinking

[@kristinstevenson9118]

perogietoes air B&B with crack.

[@ericbrown8617]

Me: I hate drama Also me:

[@Lucky4991]

I know this hypothetical, but in general, I can’t stand when men act surprised that women can do as much as we do! We can run circles around them doing what they do and we still keep ourselves together and run a household...

[@soapforthesoul]

My dad can’t fry a freaking egg I’m pretty sure I can do anything a man can do and better

[@jacksonmorgan7510]

Sofia yeah I’m one hundred percent that’s false but keep thinking what you want

[@graveyardcat]

Omg I've been waiting for these updates on your hypothetical neighbors!😂

[@RachASMR]

Me too pretty odd! They're the best!

[@mikem1351]

Mary lock your literal doors. That dude sounded way weird before the hypothetical neighbor drama.

[@snowrider48]

I feel like a middle aged house wife sippin wine 🍷 lol

[@Nikkibee716]

I audibly cackled at “I have arthritis will it fix that??” 😂😭

[@Dangerops69]

"I AM the man of the house" YASSS QUEEN

[@crosamond]

Yeah your neighbors are hypothetical drug dealers lol

[@taylort8133]

I clearly haven’t watched yet but I just had to say you look so youthful and glowing!

[@MyEndoJourney]

omg I wrote same thing before seeing your comment. I am paused 22 seconds in because I had to add to my original comment that she is glowing! She deserves it!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you! It must've been the humidity outside. I got sweaty out there. Allegedly.

[@spencerallegra]

I agree! She’s beautiful!

[@sarah4531]

You blew his wee mind 😂 poor, casually sexist little man.

[@teddygraham1235]

“Strong independent woman I respect that” bs if you respected me you’d go away and let me mow my lawn lol

[@lilpanda1217]

Wow I love this. ASMR plus random tea being spilt. Perfect.

[@RachASMR]

The best right!?

[@miasullivan8515]

listening to this as I watch James Charles' subscriber count PLUMMET

[@rachel89075]

iconic

[@lalalalauren6778]

We love a good karma moment😉

[@nogfoggy3906]

@precious huh

[@ghostietoastiee]

LOL what the hell goes on in your neighborhood?! I'm cracking up you're so funny.

[@itsZacAsmr]

your neighbor is definitely selling weed out of his house

[@Olgadeni19]

Zac ASMR factssss

[@enidgreene-rhee8773]

God forbid !

[@paige-ue9cs]

I mean, convenient 🤷‍♀️

[@cawzmik]

fax

[@jaygrum]

Also, I hope this man isn't planning on any funny business. Trying to see if there's a man in your house, getting all near your car.

[@hollygolightly1750]

Jared Grumney that’s exactly what I was thinking 🤔 My paranoid ass would’ve said there’s a man in the house, even if there wasn’t.. just doesn’t seem right as a first question

[@kr8270]

Lmao these videos are my favorite 😂😂 thank you Mary 😀

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

You are so welcome!

[@tessar6820]

“I have arthritis will I fix that? Pay off my mortgage?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaygrum]

omg you are GLOWING in the video!!! wowza. also i tried grits with salt and pepper and butter last night,,,,i have been missing OUT. they are so good!!!

[@rebekahphillips7]

Mix in over easy fried egg & crumbled bacon...your mouth will thank you

[@nikkiball2401]

Make sure your egg is runny!

[@kamisa7362]

Yes.. Love buttered grits with salt pepper. I also love grits with shredded cheese and pepper.

[@DARLINSAYS]

You have the BEST timing. I was just looking for a video of yours to watch. And you bless me with a new one 🙌🏽🙌🏽 thank you

[@RachASMR]

Shes got the best most relaxing whisper EVER! And I make ASMR and shes queen

[@whatever_r_r]

As hypothetically a drug dealer ican hypothetically say these people are fellow drug dealers 😂🤙🏿

[@carmenbrundige7695]

Um...your neighbors sound like drug dealers lol

[@abby1051]

I'm pretty sure your neighborhood slipped into the twilight dimension there for a bit. That is a WILD story. Entertaining as always

[@SusanKay1015]

Allegedly, this hypothetical neighborhood is theoretically crazy!

[@samanthastroh15]

What in the world?! I think I watched the last half of this video with my mouth hanging open.

[@jessicaadams5062]

I’m from NC as well and I can tell your shirt is the two different types of bbq sauce in our state. 😂😂 it’s the first thing I noticed. Love the video!!

[@erikamcneely108]

I noticed to and i want it! I moved out of NC and no one here seems to understand.

[@erikamcneely108]

@Sami Collins yes very much so. West tennessee to Central NC is Tomato based further east is vinegar

[@jessicaadams5062]

Sami Collins yeah it is. 😂 and sometimes even if you go one county over they do it completely different. People in our area are serious about their BBQ.

[@RachASMR]

YES!💆‍♀️🥰💗 YeSsssss I LOVE these videos from you. I think I may dona similar series on my ASMR channel if you dont mind, I have some CRAZIES over here!

[@Kmbrgss]

Wow!!! I'm so glad you took a few minutes to share your hypothetical evening with us! We've actually been having a problem with those types of salespeople in our neighborhood the past couple of weeks scoping out houses etc for break ins and all sorts of other unfortunately not hypothetical crime related activities.

[@Alisa763]

You are too nice Mary. I would've firmly but nicely told him I'm not interested.

[@ericbrown8617]

Why is she whispering? Jk, love you Mary

[@sav479]

😂😂

[@isapilkottu5208]

"...theoretically." 😂😂😂❤

[@julietj9808]

Off topic for sure but I just have to say that you are genuinely glowing in this video!! You just have such a natural beauty we need your skincare secrets

[@faithdeangelis786]

The truck comment. I get a lot. I live in a big city in Oklahoma and drive a 93 Chevy One Ton and lots of MEN comment on my truck. Its really hilarious honestly.

[@WaluigiWhispers]

I love hearing about your “hypothetical” drama!!

[@theselfishmeme7991]

I think that sales guy was on an episode of live PD lol. The description of the van and the product reminds me of it. I believe he also was telling the cops about the price... too funny!

[@stewiegriffin9354]

Mary I cant believe you have an older son. You look so young!

[@MistyBlueLights]

I'm so glad you told us about your eventful (hypothetical) evening, I thoroughly enjoyed it, (hypothetically.)

[@mandybaker7956]

is your town on live pd ? he sounds like someone i saw on there a few days back

[@motom239]

The Gardening Grans of Greensboro, will mow your lawn for free. They've a hundred years of gardening skill, combined between all three. They'll each put on a shower cap, before they cut your grass. Their energy and stamina, will shame your l*zy a$$. So if your garden is a sight and frightens all the neighbours, Why not give the Grans a call, and marvel at their labours. You'll be amazed at what they do, they're quick and most efficient. They do not ask for payment, just a "Thank you" is sufficient.

[@ToomaMac]

Very good, AOL. :)

[@motom239]

@@ToomaMac Thank you, Tooma.

[@olesya2719]

I feel like I know your neighbours better than my own lol. Great video!!!

[@Emily-ix6tm]

OMG I love these so much ! Favorite series on KZbin haha

[@breannasmith8292]

Wwhhhaattt I'm so confused about the seller going in the house that whole thing was soooo weird and kinda creepy (hypothetically)

[@amberfaulk4975]

Little Old Lady LawnCare 😂 "We may be old but we're not dead" sounds about right

[@cristinakeiko]

“And I’m like.. helloo 👋🏻😑.. what do ya want? 🤨 ” Hahaha. Me every time someone tries to talk to me.

[@AmyCat71]

Bless your heart Mary. For 30 minutes you helped me escape a tough day. I had my cat on my lap purring away and we listened and chuckled all through this little fable. Thank you.

[@madisonqueen7742]

i’ve watched this dozens of times to fall asleep... the “there’s something funny about these stories” ALWAYS gets me thinking. is it because they’re true??? is it because they’re fake??? is it because they’re based off of movie scenes? we may never know

[@cathylee5840]

Love gossip you look ao pretty Mary my days are getting very strange thank you for the video love u Mary your the best 💜💝😞😀🙏😀🐱🐱

[@spicyyellowpickles7025]

Hi Cathy!

[@sibs01]

Cathy Lee Hello Cathy ! 🙏🏻🌸🌷how are you ? Did you sleep well last days ? Hope you be able to sleep better in the following days ! Praying for you always 🌸🙏🏻

[@paint_freckles]

Hypothetically if he looked liked spicoli that could be my ex husband. Did he have a pizza?

[@ettabowers6409]

love these videos! love you as well mary, relax now.❤️❤️

[@rasaan2011]

Mr. Salesman sounds to cute, & allegedly like he wondered into your neighborhood out of the 40s or 50s!!😹❤😹

[@hannahboo3590]

idk why but this is quite possibly my favorite video of yours lol! i love all of your vids, especially the reorganizing stuff in stores ones, but omggg the gossip is so relaxing :p

[@jeremiahwasabullfrog2971]

That dude sure had a lot of ASSumptions. He wouldn’t be able to pick up someone with a wheel barrel 🙄

[@emmanuelmartinez6210]

I wanted to sleep but I was too entertained not to listen.

[@Sol-xv8in]

Mary do you have a skincare routine or skincare tips? Your skin always looks so smooth! Im 18 and i have more wrinkles than you lmao

[@nostalgic80sguy27]

Please tell me you have a firearm. It makes me feel pretty uneasy with them now knowing there is no male figure there. Not saying you can't protect yourself, but creeps these days are crazy and dangerous.

[@heywah5416]

There’s always at least one weird house that u have no clue what goes on at... my next door neighbor is like that... people show up and honk the horn at 1:00 am sometimes there 😶

[@crosamond]

How did you clean your headlights? Lol I need to

[@GM-kk1dh]

I HAD THIS HAPPEN TO ME THIS PAST FALL!!!!!!!!! Honestly was one of the creepiest things that’s ever happened in my life.

[@tortimeese]

Mary, You need to get a new t-shirt for your store that says, "I AM the Man of the House!" I'd buy one, for sure.

[@Codimae]

Where was he from, 1950? "Wow you mow your own lawn and drive a truck, little lady?" That stuff is pretty normal where I'm from. What an idiot 😂😂😂

[@KH-oz9sj]

Best part of my day was this riveting story!!! It has to be true 🤔👏👏😘

[@caitlynwhispers2058]

I was very confused as to what weed eating was.. lol I’ve always known it was weed whacking. I had to google it 😂😂

[@rasaan2011]

Must have heard me thinking, after I watched the 1940s gossip lady, I was wondering what's been going on in the hypothetical neighborhood!!😸💗

[@sarah4531]

You remind me of Caroline from TVD! 😊

[@babyface45]

These are my favorite videos!! I have not laughed that hard in so long! I had tears streaming down my face...just amazing. Thank you so much for sharing.

[@TiffanyCrazyLifeTiffy]

It's kind of funny if when you say allegedly and you think your neighbours is going to watch your videos. So I know all true . I am not fool. Hahaha

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Yeah, DEFINITELY not a fool!

[@TiffanyCrazyLifeTiffy]

@@SouthernASMRSounds lol

[@cathyd.9597]

“I have arthritis is it gonna fix that” 😂😂😂 I died lol

[@chloepeabody6412]

love your videos and just wanted to thank you for putting more amazing content out everyday, despite hateful people in the comment section.

[@digitalpinkeden]

also those people across the street are probably selling pot lol! that’s what usually goes on with those houses lmao

[@arwenundomaeil4439]

The 21 people who disliked this video are lame. These are my favorite. Ps you should join the Nextdoor community (their app is pretty good) and the ring video site. You might hypothetically have other neighbors watching the trailer park boys across the street

[@ASMR-TIST]

Omg I love this

[@pindanootje8956]

This reminds me of a movie "The Burbs" with Tom Hanks, where the neighbours would spy on the Klopec family. Have you ever seen it? When I was a child, we would call our weird neighbours the Klopecs 😀 Great story! Would love to hear more of them!

[@kaersten3623]

Could that house do hat you mentioned be be an Airbnb? I’ve head you talk about that place before

[@Codimae]

I came to make that exact comment! Maybe the old ladies own it and that's why they did the yard work.

[@alexanderorban8971]

I'm guessing you are from Indiana, Kentucky or Tennessee??

[@oliviadolan4680]

Alejandro Diego Shes from North or South Carolina

[@Beaukaydee]

I wish I wasn’t so deaf. I can hardly hear you. Boo Hoo for me.

[@lisa_of_the_valleys]

So, bear with me Mary, I'm from a high violent crime city where we have to be suspicious. Anytime someone is asking you "is there a man around" questions may be looking for a victim.... I know it's a jaded perspective, but I've seen too much. Careful girl! 💜

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

They'd be in for a hell of a shock if they tried to make me into a victim. And that's all I have to say about that.

[@danaleemyself2100]

Theoretically, Hypothetically, Allegedly...... I need some chamomile tea and crackers....brb

[@calliebroderick]

I don’t know the last time I heard of a salesman like that 😂 what a weirdo.

[@diamondsgal76]

I’m in stitches, allegedly! 🤣 Two things, though: 1. You hypothetically live in the greatest neighbourhood, no room for boredom 2. Your skin looks absolutely glowing!

[@Beaukaydee]

I fell for that cleaner, and bought it....

[@princessbell2530]

You know what's great?I can never tell if you are completely making all this up or not. If maybe some is true and you put a twist on it ...I cant tell. Idk that you live near suspected drug dealers. Your place looks nice...i imagine the neighborhood does too. But now a days ...who knows...maybe you do. Oh I'm referring to the last video I watched. Not this one. This one i just started watching. Lol

[@clairec2398]

Holy cow he has never seen a woman who lives on her own or what ... wowow

[@MP-fk6jz]

WOW I was so invested in this story... and then I woke up and realized I missed half of it 😂 your voice is too relaxing 😴

[@kristinstevenson9118]

I would never mow the lawn again.

[@trish247]

Hypothetical vigilante granny lawn care organization?

[@ghaliabaaj3071]

Oh my God COME ON you have to tell me what do you do to your skin to be so flawless like this I'm jealous 😂❤

[@notlegallyash.]

i don’t believe this is hypothetical at all sounds like Lazytown

[@erikamcneely108]

I could barely pay attention to the hypothetical story i was more interested in your top and where you got it.

[@raffaeltombeur5457]

Hi! Can you make another sandwich prep video like the one you did months ago pls?

[@subscribetopewdiepie136]

Am I the only one who thinks she looks A LOT like Phoebe from friends??

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Nah, a bajillion other people have said the same thing.

[@noimkat]

i have so much to say yet i’m speechless this was INSANE

[@mehlawn]

I’m 5ish minutes in and you sound like my mom when she talks and it’s so comforting. This was a very similar story she’s told me once lol.

[@Lisaaa321]

Omg what if your neighbor watches this video of you talking about her LOL 😂

[@dacodalux]

This is my favorite series of yours but I am always left with more questions. Its like that Tom Hanks movie The Burbs. If you havent seen it you need to, its hilarious and basically exactly what you describe in these hypothetical videos