ASMR | (Theoretical) Neighborhood Gossip Update 11-2-2019 (Whisper)

There's something funny about this, but I can't tell you what it is.
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NOTE: I hypothetically walked down the street and allegedly got the name of Joe's new car. It's a Karma Revero GT. They allegedly drove his Lexus Friday night to go set up the theoretical (failed) Instagram meet and greet. You can allegedly see his new car here: karmaautomotiv...
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Today, we'll light a crackly candle and discuss Halloween. We may or may not talk about things that went on between my theoretical, alleged neighbors. Maybe. Possibly.
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[@jones6604]

As a Raleigh resident i can already tell this video is gonna be relatable. I’ve missed good southern gossip!!

[@babyface45]

My heart just broke for you Mary. I'm so sorry you were cheated out of Halloween fun growing up. So sad. I'm so happy though that you had your kiddos to live vicariously through and get to enjoy Halloween now!

[@so_so_online]

You’re such a fun person! I totally agree about not getting mad at teenagers for trick or treating. There are so many worse things they could be doing with their time than enjoying their last few years of free candy-there’s no point to getting upset about it.

[@lunaromance2243]

There are also so many better things they could be doing

[@BSfree25]

I never once got to trick or treat growing up. We were raised Jehovahs Witness. In fact my mom made us pass out flyers to our neighbor friends that explained the pagan origins of Halloween, instead of candy! 😖😭 Now it’s my favorite holiday, because I feel like I’m making up for lost memories. I’ll never get to know what trick or treating feels like, but giving candy out to all the little people is sure fun!

[@jazminjaquez9311]

B Huffy I need to meet your mom 😂 it’s so hard to be so into it like that and to be obedient & with restrictions😭 I salute the ones who truly do it and do it from the heart, not to try to show off and feel better than others cause it’s easier to do bad things or to be in the darkness than it is to be obedient to a law that’s perfect to people who are far from perfect to in return live a righteous peaceful perfect life perfection comes with laws. Idk that’s how i think of it but as much as I learn from him I drink and smoke a lot and live a toxic life so... salute to your mom man 😭 buuuut I don’t agree with the not taking the kids trick or treating, 😂 I have 2 kids and I take them but when you’re a kid you don’t understand that well and everyone around celebrates it so why do that, when they get older I will just explain what I think of it but damn that’s harsh. 😂😂 everywhere you go it’s a holiday being advertised and everyone preparing and talking about it 😭😭 smh 😂😂😂 I’m going to make sure my kids enjoy them 😂😂

[@jazminjaquez9311]

B Huffy wow sorry for the long reply 😂

[@Munchkinz]

It’s never too late :D

[@Sean360Lennox]

*runs and gets popcorn * jumps on couch ready for life to begin😋😋

[@ProfessorASMR]

The chisme is always interesting 😛

[@thomaskeeler3470]

Not to get into your Business Ms Mary, but have you thought about telling your mom how this hurt you, even though it doesn't matter anymore?

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Long story short, it would allegedly be pointless to even try.

[@lisasolier504]

I’m sorry Mary. It’s pointless for me to tell my mom that she’s hurt me before. That hurts.

[@nicolemcclarin3712]

SouthernASMR Sounds I understand what you mean. I never got to tell my mother how I felt because I knew she wouldn’t care and to her it would be a joke if I shared my emotions. She died April 1st 2017 of course on April fools day.

[@princesspattycakeswm]

nicole mcclarin totally feel ya. My mom would tell me how ugly I looked when I was sad or upset.

[@jeannesrvtg3979]

When you said “ I think I wore my nightgown and a crown made of foil” I laughed... sounds like my ‘70’s childhood 🤣.

[@IngridRollema]

Haha, 80s too. Although I think I wore my cousin's 1970s hand-me-down flower girl dress with my foil crown one year instead of pajamas.

[@jeannesrvtg3979]

@@IngridRollema Awesome!

[@brodypereira970]

Me- Grabs a bag of chips and a vodka soda. Mary- Lights candle and starts the drama. Me- Yasss queen in asmr style.

[@Emmieaudios]

My momma would drive us to the nicer neighborhoods to get full candy bars😂🤣

[@ginanoname6417]

I'm just imagining a grown man dressed as dog, Itchy and Scratchy yelling at him, Boots running around in a pirate costume with a fake leg and Mary in the middle of it :))) I'm tryna move in this neighborhood!

[@BelleTolles]

This is an absolute gem. Everything about it was perfect, from your voice, to stories both sad and hilarious. Thank you for this- it may be my favorite yet, although the pumpkin whoopie pie one is hard to beat 😊

[@JanetSavage-tp4sp]

I know that it's been awhile since you've made this video but I just have to say, I listen to you all the time and I have for quite a few years. You've been doing this since when? I just know that you have become one of my very favorite ASMR artists and it's not just because you're so good at what you do and I can relax quickly with your voice and your creative style. It's also, that you take such care in the gifts and the provisions that you give, even total strangers, during the holiday seasons. I wasn't raised in a family where holidays were accentuated and or centered around children.... So it means so much to see you do the Christmas giving tree, the way you frugally spend your money but yet you're so extravagantly in you're giving. You have a beautiful heart and I'm glad that I get to listen to your lovely stories. Thank you so very much ❤

[@QuackerSnap]

As an adult who was never allowed to participate in Halloween as a child (for religious reasons) but thoroughly enjoys it now--live it up, girl! I dress myself and my house up every year! I completely agree with your feelings on teenagers; I would rather encourage them to stay young and have them there than at a party. But I definitely DO judge the parents with tiny babies who clearly cannot eat the candy, haha.

[@lillyrosenight]

Ah, I love theoretical neighborhood gossip... these just make my day.

[@cathylee5840]

You look very pretty Mary love candles very relaxing I need some sleep you're the best Mary 💝😴

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you!

[@cathylee5840]

@@SouthernASMRSounds Your very welcome Mary 😁💝😴

[@MakityBakity]

My hungry self legitimately thought she was holding up a jar of tomato pasta sauce...

[@MikadoWhispers]

Has anyone had any luck finding this hypothetical dog on Instagram? if so let me know

[@Scvye]

Haha I hypothetically tried searching for Boots too but no luck I'm afraid.

[@rebecaltm]

Hypothetically, I tried searching for a dog named boots from Greensboro but had no luck.

[@BabyBlue-um3li]

Plot twist boots is a monkey not a dog 😂

[@taylort8133]

I’m all for teenagers trick or treating if they dress up. My cousins came with us and tried to show up in just their clothes I was like 👀 boyysss you better get in that house, go in my closet and pick something out lol. And I’m sorry to hear about your childhood experience with Halloween but so happy it didnt pass onto you and you choose to enjoy the holidays 😊

[@imadlamkoutar1815]

For the love of God, please make a video of things that made you stronger in life, You inspire me so much!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I made one similar to that maybe a week or two ago if you'd like to check it out. :)

[@imadlamkoutar1815]

@@SouthernASMRSounds thank you

[@caitlinpowell8855]

She’s such an amazing bright and beautiful woman! Mary makes my day better each time I see her come across my feed. Never stop being you Mary you are wonderful and bless so many people’s lives with your spirit everyday

[@altheaunertl]

I live in a state that has a lot of rural areas- no sidewalks, one house per mile, lots of farm fields. So some of the upper class neighborhoods (with 3 story houses and mansions and fancy cars) get bombarded with rural trick or treaters who can't go in their area and know those upper class families can afford to buy a ton of candy and decorate really fun.

[@kirsty1929]

“Is there a glitch in the matrix?” 😂

[@spencerallegra]

I LOVE NEIGHBOR UPDATES!! Also by the sound of Joe’s girlfriends, Itchy and Scratchy are pretty accurate names. They seem like the kind of girls who are always itching and scratching...I’m sorry was that too far?

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Hypothetically, if you spent any time around them...no, it's not too far.

[@Mmercury24]

I’m super afraid of clowns as well! When there was that clown thing going on a couple years ago, clowns showed up to my college campus and a bunch were walking around menacingly when I walked out of one of my evening classes one night. I had a full blown panic attack, ran back inside and called my partner and best friend sobbing because it freaked me out so bad. 😩

[@hannahstallard9995]

Loooooove your whispered videos, always get so excited when a new one is posted!!! 💕

[@Sportdiva7]

I’m sorry that part of your childhood was taken away by not being able to trick or treat. You are making up for it now. I think back then the neighborhoods were so safe that we went alone when we were maybe 8. Lol can’t do that now.

[@npo64]

You're so right. We didn't worry about anything. Today, things are so different.

[@jeannesrvtg3979]

I think my Dad went with us when we were really little, but you’re right! We mostly went alone ( my brother & sis and I).

[@kirstycat]

Clowns are absolutely terrifying!! Several hundred kids?! Wow! That’s crazy!

[@DaughterofAriess]

Hey Mary, my mom was very much the same way. Didn't like Halloween so we never got to do much.. Now that I have kiddos I try to make sure we do all the things during the season.

[@megs1228]

Ahhhh!!!! Why did this not come up in my notifications until now?!?!!!? Love you Mary!

[@S-CCCC]

Perfect to enjoy while I give myself a spa night 🧖‍♀️ thank you Mary!

[@travisshaffer8348]

Been awhile since ive been on. At least 6 month to a year. Im all ready for some good sleep. TY.

[@stacieortiz8457]

It's the parent candy tax! You get 5% of the candy for navigation 😉

[@silhouetteskies6030]

such a relaxing video, especially with the candle 💛 thank you!

[@stephanieadams4281]

My mom never took me trick or treating, and always made it a hassle to get me a costume. And we went by ourselves. My older cousins lived in the same neighborhood so I went with them. Now I get so excited to take my son out. To the point he was so tired Thursday night, he wanted to go home before I did lol! It was freezing cold and the wind was ridiculous but we stuck it out... my five year old just couldn’t hang lol. I attached led lights to his hoodie, and I found a “realistic” alien mask on amazon and he was the coolest alien!

[@melissaroseasmr]

I love these! And just as I got in bed. Thank you Mary! You’re the best!

[@FearlessBubbles]

YESSSS! I live for the whisper (hypothetical) neighborhood gossip vids 😍😍

[@deniseowen1536]

Hello from the UK. What to watch whilst I have my Sunday lunch?. Omg. Love it. Would loved to have seen the dog with the peg leg. We don't really do Halloween over here as much as you do so it's really nice to hear about it. Great video Mary.

[@KittieDanger]

I live for these hypothetical neighborhood updates! ❤️

[@Lizk23807]

Can you please make another video with the crackling candle. It’s sounds so amazing🤗

[@OOoKarmaoOO]

The second round of trick or treating duo gave me raptor vibes😂

[@nymermaid4272]

A house on my corner gave all us parents Irish whiskey on Halloween night lol. He had a whole bar set up.

[@evilmiscreantgirlfriend]

this could not have come at a better time!! it’s like you read my mind

[@monicareyes4575]

Omg what a coincidence..... I was LITERALLY rewatching all your neighborhood gossip videos last night !

[@honeybumble6631]

Watched this last night but passed out so I’m back to hear the gossip😂

[@skyegrice]

Aw when I had my son we took him trick or treating ~6 months old because it's our favorite holiday and my husband and I were excited to get to be a part of it again all together. I hope the people handing it out didn't think anything bad about it..

[@tildatinglesasmr7394]

I love theoretical neighborhood gossip so much 😍

[@izzygolder426]

You remind me *a lot* of Lisa Kudrow!!! (Phoebe from f.r.i.e.n.d.s)

[@Rain-qv9eh]

We give out custom koozies that say “Happy Halloween from the house you’ll always remember” and beers and white claws to parents every year. They love it!

[@Ljenn_86]

YES!!! These are my favourite videos 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💗💗. Lying in bed now with my tea..waiting to hear more of the tea😂😂🔥🔥☕️. Hypothetical tea that is💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️

[@jessicadutridge9882]

"...it smelled like corn flakes and old people". The best part is you said it so matter of fact!!! Lmao. I totally understand that smell too. Hahaha

[@kayla0792]

I may possibly love these theoretical videos that could maybe be true of yours!

[@hearts4horror92]

Hello Mary! I'm actually one of your younger listeners, and I was coming back to rewatch this video when I noticed the date. I was actually out trick or treating with my younger sister before the storms started. We made it home right before it started up! The thunder shook our house so aggressively I thought it actually was a tornado. Anyways, I just wanted to tell you I love your content! I struggle severely with insomnia and your videos really help me sleep. Please never stop your content! Have a lovely night

[@hearts4horror92]

i also live in North Carolina by the way

[@dennismullins4660]

Never fail to deliver great videos

[@someone8240]

Oh gurl spill the tea!

[@Retardino]

16:02 you had me dying😂😂

[@chriswhitt6685]

I don't know why but this video killed me. So funny. Cheered me up no end. Thank you.😊👍👍

[@KayleeMarie13]

I already love the video and the candle have a great night Mary❤️💕

[@eden-500]

I love these gossip videos! I am fully invested!

[@Schmusekissens]

Oehh love these! Always so interesting

[@rebeccam9118]

Yes I love these 🤣

[@bonecharm]

Yeeeesssss I live for these videos hahaha

[@heywah5416]

Grumpy cats a girl but she unfortunately passed away recently but that wasn’t her real name I forgot what it was tho 😕😔

[@ultimok]

Would have been funnier if the kid who was Batman the night before was dressed as Bruce Wayne the next day he was patrolling the neighbourhood for leftover candy with his Dad. lol

[@CelticKatrina]

Woo! I love your gossip videos! 😄

[@joyced.5657]

Have NEVER heard of a Karma car before, I have to check this out. And designer dogs, you gotta find out what kind of dog that is, too. I'm glad you are able to enjoy Halloween now after your Mom unfairly disallowed you to enjoy it after one bad occurrence during Halloween as a child. Allegedly, even.

[@iKristin04]

YES! I love these videos 😂

[@npo64]

In Buffalo, we had monsoon rains and 60mph winds so there weren't that many trick or treaters. We all have so much candy left over. Big disappointment for the little kids.

[@vicentenevarez8794]

You’re puttin in a lot of work this weekend. 😍☺️.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

No more than normal.

[@davidmurphy1735]

Oh my! You are the living end!

[@sarah16485]

I love this series

[@racheltsuda1337]

You mentioned that your kids have outgrown trick or treating. I was wondering if I was crazy as I handed out candy on Thursday, because there were SO MANY kids in their late teens just coming up with minimal face paint on and mumbling, “Trick or treat.” I always thought that, like your kids, it was something you outgrew. 😂

[@gracefulasmr9948]

Have you tried just mowing over the leaves?

[@meganmarshall9598]

Our town did trick or treating on Friday. The rain was bad and it was so cold.

[@alliehamilton-calhoun162]

My uncle's wife was a clown for a while. I remember one year on my birthday, maybe my early 20s, she came clomping up the driveway with those humongous red shoes to bring me a balloon animal. Fully decked out in clown ensemble, she hugged me, and I ended up getting some of the plastic fiber curly red hair in my mouth. It was awful. I've never liked clowns. I used to think of John Wayne Gacy every time I saw her.

[@jordaneberle6219]

That is so funny because in Oklahoma we had freezing cold weather that was nearly snow

[@sumirewhisper6707]

Hypothetically, allegedly, I grew up with the kind of teenagers who got in from their part-time jobs (on Halloween) and went straight out with bags of any kind to get free food of any kind, trekking to the richest neighbourhoods they could to get the best bang for their non-existent buck, haha. I'm sure some of them _were_ just rude or thoughtless, but there's a chance some of them, hypothetically, might've just been exhausted and, in spite of it all, tryin' to get a couple days' worth of free food, even if it was unhealthy food. Part of the reason, allegedly, they might've looked in the bag before stalking off, could've been, hypothetically, to gauge if there was enough for their purpose, if they could go home, now, you know? The things you do could have consequences you never know about-- giving out candy to those teens with all your grace and kindness, instead of doing what some people do and saying, "You're too old, I'm not giving you anything," probably had some pretty good consequences here and there, even if you didn't really see them or it didn't really seem it. Anyway, sorry for the ramble, this video is really fun and tingly and comforting, thank you so much for making it!

[@muffin-kx2mf]

Omg YES I need this

[@thomaskeeler3470]

Never clicked on anything so fast. First

[@stephanieadams4281]

Did the same builders that built your house, build mine!!?? Nothing in my house is standard size either! My windows are the worst!

[@MrsCainam]

Oh my goodness. The #lightning-gatedebate on our neighborhood Facebook pages were ridiculous. Grown people bickering like children about not wanting to send kids out in dangerous weather. We’re located near Charlotte.

[@SkyleonMK7]

Possibly.

[@RachASMR]

*The child who screams while he plays maybe autistic. My nephew does that and he is autistic. So ya. Poor baby may not know how to communicate any other way!*

[@RachASMR]

SouthernASMR Sounds Ok I get that. Well he is just a screamer then! Love these neighbor updates.

[@destinydjanae8633]

My daughter is 6 months old and I was so excited to trick or treat with her this year lol I know judge me the child in my came out. Julianna was the cutest little lion, I would show everyone her costume although she was bundled up in her stroller lol.

[@ruthanncaldwell5705]

I don't like clowns myself this past Halloween was ok for Worcester mass my house gets a lot of kids every yr btw absolutely love this video love all ure videos and this candle is so comforting it does sound like a needle scratch to a record 💘

[@user-vf8sz5uo7r]

❤

[@iKristin04]

Did he end up getting that Fisker or Karma Revero he talked about before? Is that the model?

[@moth9181]

Lmao “she’s a RAT, can’t you tell?” 🐀🐀🐀🐀

[@ellieholden4402]

I was like spill the tea sis

[@miiizzHelloKiiitty]

Mary, now you get to play dress up all the time for your KZbin vids! That is a shame your trick or treating was ruined. I’m excited to dress up my kids one day 🙃

[@sinsaunders5612]

We didn't trick or treat as kids as we are in Australia it hasn't been apart of our tradition until the recent years kids are getting in to it over here now however it makes it hard because we have so many raised that we don't celebrate so a lot still do not do it

[@kerimunro8292]

Love ur accent.. I prefer soft spoken 👌🏼

[@Selina_08.10]

So amazing ..... as always Love the video 😂😘 Greetings from Germany

[@jessejones7701]

1988 was the last year I trick or treated,I was 12 years old and had already felt like I had outgrown trick or treating.We used to really emphasize the “Trick “ part of Trick or Treat . I mean we literally had neighborhood wars, I’m talking smoke bombs,bottle rockets, string confetti,and of course Toilet paper.we used to destroy Pumpkins with fireworks.As I’m sure you know, the 80s was.a kickass fun time to be a kid. Today’s stuff is lame and calm and all Politically correct

[@btkbells]

Damn, if I had kids in a 4 street town, I would drive them to the nearest town with a real population and let them trick r treat til they collapsed from exhaustion.

[@allyamv]

Am I the only one who finds if hilarious that Itchy, Scratchy and Joe's stupid Instagram idea isn't working out? 😂 Based on what Mary has said, they just sound like real pieces of work. 😑 On another note, I'm sorry to hear that you weren't able to enjoy Halloween as a child, Mary :( It makes me happy that you've at least been able to make some good Halloween memories with your kids though. 😊

[@friendship9022]

I have zombie Skittles. Also Halloween is too fun and scary for just one night so I'm celebrating it till November 20th and I'm gonna give my candy to all my friends I'm a trick or treater forever and I wanna make a foodtruck

[@housewiferevolution4750]

Is the story about no trick or treating from your childhood actually true? I know some of these stories are made up for the "theoretical neighborhood ". If it is true I'm glad you're getting some of that healed .

[@hotwasabi1085]

I’ve been watching these videos for a while but I never heard who itchy and scratchy actually are…. Wait… these are grown women? I thought this was two teenagers 😅

[@AssistantofReginalManager]

Itchy and Scratchy, these two "ladies" sound like they stand on a corner on a regular basis. 😂

[@ItsMeCynthiaG]

First!