ASMR Let's Eat Nothing!

[@lincolndeboer6830]

this is actually him passive-aggressively asking for more people to support his patreon

[@fuilkjhcttyikbvc1082]

I appreciate the insaniquarium profile picture, you too, are a man of culture

[@taylerandrews6264]

[Presses (X) to doubt]

[@LeonMaybe]

yeah, that´s what I was thinking when I saw the title

[@colbymoore1992]

Haha yeah but He’s a funny man who puts a lot of effort into his videos

[@Farie0706]

Or to remind people to actually eat....

[@Федір-п1с]

Me: Mom let's go to McDonald's Mom: We got food at home! Food at home:

[@nickeyfive]

ты русский язык уважаешь?

[@Федір-п1с]

@@nickeyfive Увожаю🧐

[@nickeyfive]

@@Федір-п1с маладца

[@bobfafe1465]

Why everyone talking another language

[@weborepe]

@@bobfafe1465 No tengo ni idea

[@aaronarroyoofficial]

I swear, Rift has literally no end to his insanity/creativity/both.

[@alex_is_fire9375]

What do you mean he has nothing

[@clanof1144]

He listens to the voices from beyond as they give him ideas like " you deserve nothing " and " they know what you plan to do " for this one and his agenda

[@Mohammedreda-n9u]

​@@clanof1144it's been 4 years

[@lordofjonkeys5609]

Doctor from just outside the door: “He’s doing... what?” Nurse: “he’s eating nothing with someone that isn’t there....” Doctor: “. . . . . . .”

[@nefilimwarrior1747]

This would be nice with your coment for arckam sanitarium

[@lordofjonkeys5609]

Which one? I honestly can’t remember ‘-‘

[@911Darkone]

😂😂😂

[@goodguybjorn]

Lord Of Jonkeys “The spotted one? Good call.”

[@KorliWolf]

He's eating nothing with nothing on top, with nothing on the side, while drinking nothing, and nothing, with nothing sitting across from him.

[@goatw0rship]

Waiter : what would you like to eat? Rift : *no*

[@lillie3029]

BadgerClogss _ me tho on the other hand *yes*

[@goodguybjorn]

*Absolutely not.*

[@goodguybjorn]

*The tremendous don’t.*

[@dhps-ti1md]

I was the 421 like on this comment

[@j.ceasar]

@@dhps-ti1md I was the 422 like on this comment

[@JakeSkateboard]

9:10 “What’s that? Thanks for nothing? No need to thank me. It was nothing.”

[@sunshinespn9428]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wayward4657]

SunShine SPN Was that really necessary?

[@maxwellmcleod1040]

actual comedic genius

[@australium7374]

there’s literally 6 layers of irony and 20 layers of comedy

[@angryman...]

My mind is folding in on itself

[@eridiun]

"oops, I almost spilled it." lmao

[@nickdrumgool3416]

That killed me lol

[@debsreno911]

Lol I've never almost spilled a bowl full of nothing before.

[@brodiewaye8689]

him: "whoops almost spilt it" me: spilt what? him: *nothing*

[@WysteriaASMR]

You don’t wanna spill the nothing it’s incredibly rare

[@pabloenrique6084]

This had me cracking up at 2 am lmao

[@natalieh4354]

Nothing can you not see the creamy nothing?

[@radioactive_baby]

@@pabloenrique6084 This had me cracking up at 7:50pm lol

[@helixgaming3358]

I thought of this. I’m not happy that someone stole my joke. Or I thought of someone else’s joke without seeing it then wanting to post it but someone already posted it.

[@peytongatlin6090]

Him: knocks over the plate Mom: what just fell Him: nothing

[@eggoo]

NO

[@unofficialplanecrazytutori1347]

Cheesy

[@dalton2280]

Omg prompts for that one bro

[@CampfireTalkswithJeremy]

A plate fell

[@shadystars-h2h]

XD

[@JEBLego]

Next up: -ASMR Let's Eat Something! -ASMR Let's Eat Anything! -ASMR Let's Eat Everything!

[@enumaelish9193]

Grand Admiral Thrawn I eat Jon, it's what I do

[@PrettyNeatArt]

Followed by: -ASMR There’s Nothing Left To Eat

[@doliague2590]

Lets cook up some rebel scum

[@PrettyNeatArt]

asdek -ASMR Let’s Eat Everyone! And finally -ASMR Let’s Eat Each other!

[@AndreaCsmr]

@@PrettyNeatArt ASMR: Let's buy something to eat!

[@christianporto264]

Victoria’s Secret model meal plans exposed!

[@FoxyBoxery]

Lol

[@FoxyBoxery]

What are you laughing at?

[@FoxyBoxery]

Nothing

[@FoxyBoxery]

It better be nothing because if it is something, youre getting your ass whipped

[@FoxyBoxery]

Oh no, im so scared. Shut up biatch

[@Lmpy]

This is the greatest display of passive aggressiveness I've ever seen. When you come home to nothing for dinner and you wanted to show just how displeased you are. "What's for dinner honey?" "Nothing." "Oh..."

[@IzzIzz420]

“Thanks for nothing” “No problem, it was nothing” Lmfao I’m trying to sleep😂

[@scarlethunter9211]

When u ask ur girl what she wants to eat and she says, “I don’t know” WELL I GUESS WE’RE HAVING NOTHING

[@bluepenguin2071]

Perfect stay-at-home date

[@J3RSEYondaBeat]

Mmmm, just like grandma use to make it...

[@harapanmusic3105]

😂💀

[@ecco2ks]

Cdtvproductions

[@J3RSEYondaBeat]

@@ecco2ks yes that's me

[@sadpepe4641]

jerson hernandez she’s dead

[@KW-ju2tl]

jerson hernandez That must be a very kind grandma

[@sajtoskifli250]

18:30 "I lost my train of thought." - Eh it was probably nothing

[@vortexhun2916]

Miért pont sajtos kifli? 😯

[@tothfanni7262]

DarkArcher9991HUNGARY mert az finom

[@エコー-n6g]

No it was probably nothing

[@firebros2363]

@@エコー-n6gPretty sure it was nothing actually

[@エコー-n6g]

@@firebros2363 the fact that people still watch this fills me with joy, however I’m more certain it was nothing rather than nothing

[@n8tur393]

Mom: so what did you do today Me: I watched a guy eat nothing Mom: ...

[@hookapilleo]

Mom : ...Really did he eat nothing? Me : ...Yeah... he did... Mom : ...

[@dovis9427]

Me: What's for dinner? Mom: Nothing Me: ....

[@AwkCrafty]

Quirky.

[@TheBronzeGamer14]

I always love brewing my own home-made nothing. - 231oz of pure nothing. Just dump all the nothing in that shit. - 6oz of air. - Let it come to an imaginary simmer, then sprinkle about 8 grams (9 if I'm feeling a little nothing) of thought. - Stir with a unicorn's horn to add that extra shimmer. - Once it starts not boiling take it off the heat and set 4 to 6 bags of imagination in it and let time do the rest. In about an hour you'll have a weeks worth of Jack shit.

[@kittibles]

thanks! this helped a lot

[@maniac2344]

"a weeks worth of jack shit" that killed me dude I almost dropped my phone into my toilet

[@OblivionImperialGuard]

TheBronzeGamer14 Ok.

[@MegaChorro123]

TheBronzeGamer14 Lmao

[@just_a_random_actress9063]

😋😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@loganmoreno3035]

I’ve had this before. One thing I like about it is that it’s gluten free, GMO free, sugar free, and has no carbs. It is a bit lacking in protein, but other than that, it tastes phenomenal.

[@wildwastelander3888]

I loved this Great Depression role play

[@grace-mm7zc]

Wild Wastelander omg

[@victorsalazar1273]

That’s going to end up being a title of on of his next video or possibly getting Corvus to heal someone from the Great Depression

[@burgerkingdoneoofed8471]

You mean his soviet union role play?

[@xetaxetaxeta]

@@burgerkingdoneoofed8471 no he means the great depression because capitalism starves people as well

[@burgerkingdoneoofed8471]

@@xetaxetaxeta communism starves people more

[@squishychonk]

This is like one of those fake tea parties or picnics you used to have with your stuffed animals as a child

[@imsad6565]

Okay, who ACTUALLY had those?

[@ToxicNoodle71]

^^^

[@Postal_Dudes_Shovel]

Oh my god you're right-

[@alexthebudgie9071]

OMG yeah. When you would put in plays, parties, picnics, restaurants, play mums and dads, schools, hospitals, doctors, etc. I miss those days.

[@squishychonk]

@@alexthebudgie9071 yessss

[@joebiden1992]

Oh boy holographic meatloaf my favorite

[@mcdaviddeservesbetter8]

Would you like the secret formula?

[@karamellcreme]

Josh DeRose *Plankton wants to know your location*

[@datboi8370]

You know it's funny because plankton feed off of light

[@Nicolas-hh5cp]

@@datboi8370 I never realice that, what a clever show, thanks dude.

[@psyche9580]

W

[@AbrahCadavre]

You made so many awesome puns, you made it seem like there's nothing to it!

[@valkrie5816]

I could have your nothing

[@ikosmcmahon6110]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly, nothing is his snacc

[@nickkwatussi7080]

Νikos Mcmahon 😂😂!!

[@villain_sasukexd6031]

Oml XDD

[@amperesim6304]

He relax He acts But most importantly, nothing is his snacc

[@MrMulch07]

Yes

[@leopard--]

1930: In near future , we're going to have flying cars 2019:

[@gravepatch]

We now eat nothing and drink nothing, world hunger has been solved.

[@chaster_mief]

Yeah pretty much

[@chaster_mief]

@@BloodInTheStrawberries bruh

[@chaster_mief]

@@BloodInTheStrawberries that's so sad, but so, so hilarious😂

[@chaster_mief]

@@BloodInTheStrawberries d*mn

[@Sahlubell]

Reminder to become a patron of Rift's, link in the description. As you can see, he's eating and drinking nothing. Throw him some money so he can eat that.

[@nickeyfive]

Mom: What do you want for dinner? Me: Nothing Mom:

[@MateuszSzlachcicxFireRektx]

Emm... Is everything ok with your budget?...... Rift?

[@TheBladeWolf]

You don’t understand our culture

[@drakadragon9731]

Addpocalyps dear friends, the begining of the end

[@dzillpadl3759]

My name isn't rift! 😡

[@makutamiserix5612]

Holographic meatloaf? My favourite!

[@frankfrankerson89]

Makuta Miserix plankton?

[@tz7353]

Yes?

[@calebcarter367]

Isn't that from SpongeBob Karen made it well projected it for plankton

[@GalliusLactaveruntSilicad]

@@calebcarter367 Years later I realise that it makes sense. Plankton live off of light, so Karen making a hologram - a light projection - actually does feed him.

[@goodguybjorn]

Gallius Lactaverunt / Silicad Good Job.

[@phazebeast7373]

When youre broke and the paycheck arrives 2 weeks later " 😁

[@klickingkayasmr7585]

PHAZE209BEAST UGH SO ACCURATE!!! 😠😤😡

[@ZoeyMari]

Me right now 😭

[@rainbow4449]

“You are what you eat” I am nothing.

[@twistednerve444]

mtanaa Whiteknife lmaoooo :))

[@Tavemanic]

Stop trying to get attention and be edgy

[@jordanvanauken5608]

Slowly loses his sanity throughout making this video lmao

[@FoxyBoxery]

Lmfao

[@TongueDrumJourney]

This is the best Mukbang video I've ever seen.

[@DrumCoversFromHell]

What the hell is mukbang

[@callmezeldaonemoartime]

DrumCoversFromHell you don’t wanna know

[@DrumCoversFromHell]

@@callmezeldaonemoartime i looked up some videos. Looks like asians eating raw fish in huge portions

[@callmezeldaonemoartime]

DrumCoversFromHell oh it’s some bad shit dude

[@solarnautrules9462]

He is so seamless. His acting skills are top notch

[@dominick767]

me play cooking at 5 when my family was too poor for the plastic food

[@alimerdzanic5592]

1989: In 30 years we will have flying cars! *2019:*

[@111games.]

We got flying Kars instead

[@bubba6213]

@@111games.lol that was funny

[@Big_S_999]

I haven’t had a bowl of nothing since college. Looks good tho. 👌🏼

[@zeusleviathan4907]

Good one

[@replexity]

i ate sleep for dinner

[@zeusleviathan4907]

😂😂😂😂

[@greekbirb]

can i have a recipe please? looks delicious. how much hunger should i add?

[@PhysicallyDetarded]

All of it.

[@timewellspent8137]

A few teaspoons of Time to give it a little less flavor

[@fantasyhaven3900]

Uncle E is broke. Everybody let's donate him some money!

[@parentedivino5466]

No

[@Mr.Animemeguy]

Yeah, I think he's trying to tell us something

[@thatreddude8796]

He seems pretty well off tbh, I mean, there’s nothing on his table! I wish I could afford that much :/

[@papapanzer0935]

Don't you mean Uncle ER. Uncle E is Markiplier

[@idwiw-8767]

Kinda hoping my man would just take a bite out of the plate

[@pB-li7sk]

well it wouldn’t be nothing then

[@Oofboi967]

Me: *Is hungry* The fridge: *Is full* Also me being lazy: Lets eat nothing

[@LunarEdge7]

This post was made by the *Night Owls gang*

[@rvzxb]

Chef : what would you like ? Ephemeral Rift : Yes

[@huntergames4860]

Coming right up, sir

[@pobz3832]

*no

[@unit2591]

Chef: What would you like to eat, sir? Ephemeral Rift: *No*

[@rvrcty9451]

Jim Halpert *nothing

[@gachiakuta_is_peak]

@@rvrcty9451 **no*

[@daniellanen6894]

I heard someone was eating my self confidence?

[@l_Scoupz_l]

No wonder he’s eating nothing

[@gasperdaze]

@@l_Scoupz_l that's what they meant lol

[@chaster_mief]

@Tyvan Bird wha thu fuuu😑

[@exoticgaming_8083]

Cringe.

[@nax781]

ExoticGaming_ 808 kid u play roblox

[@bens6n168]

I searched up “Communist ASMR” and this showed up.. 😭..

[@cecilyerker]

Under communism, you all have equal amounts of nothing!

[@AdicandraJW]

I literally search for african food asmr

[@assassinationasmr4362]

First of all, why were you looking up communist asmr XD

[@bens6n168]

its yo boi money 1 I have to impress Papa Stalingrad

[@personperson4328]

Haha gommunizm no food

[@melina1375]

just realized with the beard he kind of looks like hank from detroit become human

[@dollbones1188]

unofficial coca cola oh my god he does

[@totallynotlilly]

HE IS HANK

[@vlahovicaa]

I see ya

[@novaz1721]

unofficial coca cola Wake up lieutenant

[@dabzcast]

YYYYYOOOOOO HE DOES 😂😂😂😂😂

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

You cause so many problems. Like The Simpsons. If someone want to do something creative, probably you've already done it. In the books about ASMR history you will be presented the same for ASMR as Tony Iommi is for guitar riffs. Period.

[@Eg0n97]

Guitar "rifts"

[@Markbassdesign]

This man doesn’t run out of ideas

[@flugel5554]

he is an omnipresent god!!! (but yeah , his creativity is amazing)

[@liddolbee]

tw, ed me: it's the morning I should have breakfast my eating disorder:

[@vanceh7671]

salem thanatos me too lol

[@sacha2846]

ça c'est marrant ça

[@killjoytw1nk]

Sadly accurate. I hope you're well hun ❤️❤️

[@yourmommy9901]

me this morning

[@EvilEnsembleStars]

Me

[@logisticmars]

Could you pass the nothing shaker please?

[@fricken1134]

Asmr about to get nuked! Asmr inside the bomb shelter Asmr forgot to bring the food Asmr eating nothing and insane

[@bingchillin3628]

Asmr forgot to close hatch.

[@certifiedorange4062]

“Nice sized portion of nothing” Ephemeral Rift 2019

[@crusadetime856]

Why does every account with a weird name have terminator as their channel image

[@certifiedorange4062]

unknown lad I’m pretty sure some dude started a trend where we try to take over the internet. I only made this my profile pic because my friends told me to. Also this is JC Denton. The protagonist of Deus Ex. Not a terminator.

[@WysteriaASMR]

Ah yes. *sOlId AiR*

[@Firstname..Lastname]

-Every College Student

[@Metal_Screamer]

@@certifiedorange4062 are you actually a Maximillianmus fan, or did you randomly find that profile picture somewhere?

[@maya_tl]

His micro-expressions when he says "nothing" are sending me.

[@sjw6751]

Take a shot everytime he says “nothing”

[@mythicalxcookie6820]

St Jimmy only if it’s a shot of nothing

[@sjw6751]

Mythical xCookie 😰😱

[@hoosierman6665]

Don't think theres enough alcohol for that

[@сукаалди]

My liver and kidney shut down, you happy now?

[@tehchemicaldolphin813]

you'd be hungover for about three weeks if you did

[@iwantmykidssusan4941]

Normal human: hey let’s eat, rift. Rift: no. I don’t think I will.

[@clipsahoy8229]

I read this as "hey let's eat rift" lol

[@GoblinsOfFarmington]

I am glad you have enough knowledge of the english language to put a comma there I don’t have that

[@taratih]

Meme boi21 Commas saves lives, kids

[@angryman...]

Bro he's obviously eating nothing, smh.

[@taratih]

Kirbo The Wirbo Are you kidding

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

OPERATION RIFT MISSION: Eat nothing for 31 minutes

[@mugabe8289]

31 likes 😂

[@dylanjames3506]

Must be starving

[@AbsolNOVA]

Mission accomplished!!

[@drakadragon9731]

I dont think i can do it!

[@SpatialSloth]

As a poor university student, I'm very familiar with this meal. I have it almost every day.

[@vamp92]

hey i hope that u are okay right know , how r u???

[@SpatialSloth]

@@vamp92 Oh hi, ty for checking in :) I graduated and can actually afford to eat "something" now. So things have gotten better!

[@KingDuckSauce]

@@SpatialSloth Im late but I hope the best you get the BEST meals out here bro, congrats on graduating I could never with my lazy ass XD

[@draginmancer8774]

True tho

[@tictactyrone962]

Minecraft in peaceful mode: lets eat nothing

[@GoblinsOfFarmington]

Hey wait just a second if you could speak english all this time what the heck where you doing when I wanted enchants

[@vmifilms]

@@GoblinsOfFarmington ahahahahha. I got it. You made my day

[@saifiqbal8849]

Dad what’s for dinner? E.r: communism.

[@thetachanka7854]

🤣

[@thatoneguy1351]

Lol

[@God-px8ft]

What's for dinner? *_a i r_*

[@strixx_-4483]

Trueeeee

[@italianduded1161]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH , I get it

[@dozervasquez2293]

I just got an AdVenture Communist ad before this started playing

[@miana1094]

Thats literally amazingn

[@theskilledsnake]

I just downloaded that app about 10 minutes before seeing this comment

[@jcers]

Fitting

[@smarrkidd5538]

God's plan

[@fulgrim7548]

Blame the Communist ASMR.

[@andrewryan1946]

You know, I’m only slightly disappointed you didn’t record sounds of a real meal (food, water pouring, etc) and then layered those over the sight of you eating nothing. Regardless, still a funny and enjoyable video as always! Keep never running out of ideas! 👍

[@firehearts6242]

that would have made it 100x better

[@Vamk420]

@@firehearts6242 He could have two versions, before and after the sound effect editing.

[@Samm4Albino]

I’m sure if you asked him kindly 😉

[@xCraftabIe]

You're saying this isnt a real meal? WOW

[@dabi6075]

Read the description, it's a video for those who hate those kind of sounds

[@lilymcclure2410]

Friend: what's your favorite food? Me: nothing

[@paulcarmi8130]

@@sayanrakshit its funny... but not cry laugh emoji funny...

[@retronull4722]

soviet citizen having dinner *1952 (Colorized)*

[@towelie1075]

Wtf is this format

[@pobz3832]

@@towelie1075 *what format?*

[@Alivion3e]

@@towelie1075 *this format?*

[@sobaz5521]

@@towelie1075 _or this format_

[@lmb2287]

-guys we should tell him- *what format*

[@TippyTappyASMR]

This still made me hungry...

[@dragonlord2608]

Lol

[@LeonMaybe]

Same... kinda weird don´t you think?

[@TippyTappyASMR]

Leon Weber I think it’s the way he describes it all and seems completely serious 😅

[@Samsungsamsung-ec5gl]

😂

[@connorwilde1471]

I overrate for lunch and I’m still full at 9pm so currently watching this instead of eating supper.

[@ejstavers587]

*O O P S A L M O S T S P I L L E D I T*

[@FoxyBoxery]

Lol

[@fznf3376]

because you can copy a comment and space out the letters and make it bold it doesn't really make it funny...

[@connorwilde1471]

the hat in the cat it does make it funny though

[@sfuikm]

the hat in the cat its hilarious

[@ejstavers587]

@@fznf3376 cool i dont care?

[@HeavenlyGX]

1943: We will have food in the future, and communism will be no more! 2019: ASMR let’s eat nothing (with comrade Yuri)

[@kirbthestrange1167]

BRO YALL EVER HAD THAT JUICE CALLED AIR, BRUH THAT HELLA GOOD

[@josepalacios8747]

best bevarge

[@poker8086]

I can’t live without it 💯

[@digiorno5600]

AND THEN YOU JUST LIKE BREATH

[@digiorno5600]

AND THEN YOU LIVE. THAT SHITS LIKE SO CRAZY DUDE

[@lillie3029]

69

[@HighlyNostalgicYT]

The average college student's full course meal 😋🍴

[@KomodoDrano]

My mom: Thanksgiving is ready Me: oh what is it? My mom: *NOTHING*

[@nefilimwarrior1747]

Thanks for nothing

[@DB-ny9xw]

Me: what’s for dinner My Russian mom: *lets eat nothing*

[@akindadumbun3657]

Oh God

[@GoblinsOfFarmington]

A traditional russian dish

[@springwater5337]

dude i have those plates and Bowls give them back please eating off Toilet Seats Gets Boring

[@MakB546]

Spring Water I get bored eating off toothbrushes

[@holyhandgrenade3]

E.R. NO! Those are all empty calories!

[@FoxyBoxery]

Lol

[@BootziePootzie]

This man is an artistic genius

[@John-kf7lh]

1939: oh I bet there will be videos of a man eating nothing in the future 2019: *flying cars*

[@Xaphii]

what

[@thesupreme8062]

Wut

[@apustaja.]

Bwhahahahahahah

[@blagoevski336]

what

[@epsxik3870]

Idiot

[@TheDankCat127]

*The Soviet Union wants to know your location*

[@JaceB345]

Why do I get the joke 😂

[@greasykremlin7193]

Nothing is cheaper than gulag

[@whuskeywolf0032]

There'll be nothing "left"

[@chaster_mief]

I read this as soon as he said, "... I can't share this..."

[@chaster_mief]

@@whuskeywolf0032 it's all on the right

[@sniper4901]

When you try to make a video to ten minutes 28:16

[@Yangxixiah]

HAHAHA IAMLAUGHINGAOHARD

[@MrTattooASMR]

I am starving but busy at work. So this is me right now.

[@justintorres5143]

Mr. Tattoo ASMR busy at work but have time to comment on a video but not to eat. Go fuck yourself😂

[@Grigoris_04]

@@justintorres5143 stfu

[@Grigoris_04]

@@justintorres5143 sad little shit, you just like your own comment like someone else cared 😂. Just leave him and be nice to other people. You disgust me

[@ASAPShitPost]

@@Grigoris_04 nah he had a good point

[@unbroken5885]

Yeah ur pretty busy watching asmr videos

[@travisw2683]

Someone: Hey rift did you eat today? Rift: well...no, but actually yes

[@cara_melly]

Thanks for nothing Edit: I realize now he made that joke in the vid Edit 2: How many times will he make that joke

[@CapsuleGraph11]

Rift, I didn't know times were that tough man.

[@erickane8163]

your logo is very general sam esque

[@CapsuleGraph11]

@@erickane8163 not sure who general sam is

[@martinhofonseca1135]

Including a typical African dinner to include more culture to the channel! Great job!

[@puppy_1268]

Martinho Fonseca this is so sad but I couldn’t help but laugh

[@astranox240]

I was waiting for this comment uncomfortably long. Good I'm not the only one who's spreading such dark humor.

[@martinhofonseca1135]

@@astranox240 People need to be cool with dark humor, its just that: dark humor. All love to all African people and mather of fact they have some tasty good food.

[@the_gangly_gamer4448]

Yeah, I'd say the communism jokes are more offensive. XD

[@jonathanlaurent3059]

Tinha que ser português essa porra

[@tamilllyyy4043]

Nobody: Me on the second day of self-quarantine after I ate all my snacks:

[@SharpVision84]

Rare footage of a Russian citizen under Stalin’s rule, circa 1947

[@iuperez2588]

Blame the nazis

[@tombstone3echo]

@@iuperez2588 no lmao

[@skystoner5853]

Average ethiopian cuisine

[@PseudonymPersona]

Hilarious did you come up with that all by yourself?

[@batorsagandszerelem4474]

Colorized

[@EdwardXD11]

I thought this was some god tier communism joke shitpost

[@valkaerie8715]

It is

[@Potato79207]

SHITPOST? They are good memes

[@WysteriaASMR]

You thought???? It is

[@star_wars_nerd8.258]

To be honest, I thought he was showing us what the average meal in Africa is like.😂😂

[@corbanoT.V.]

Éedvardo I mean, it is something he would do.

[@TongueDrumJourney]

Who's good enough with video editing to insert some food items in post lmao?

[@jmangun4207]

I want to see this someone please do this

[@bobakinsboi1563]

Nothing is better than something

[@cconbbon]

I probably could lol

[@oogabooga4233]

iguanadawn do it

[@cconbbon]

@@oogabooga4233 id need to fix my laptop lol. I could then use adobe premire pro to edit and edit it.

[@brianagathings]

When he said “whoops I almost spilled it” at 0:55 I lost my shit

[@rosesoverdoses5159]

Mom : So how's your life alone? Son:

[@christianmarx3249]

😂🤣 ...i send this 2 my mom 👍

[@hbasilanmnz6888]

how funny, this is the first time I'm eating something with you.

[@saintsaisahan7387]

No it's not, he gave us nothing not something, so it's the first time eating nothing with him

[@alexn1016]

I Read Devnotes LMFAO

[@LunarEdge7]

This is one of those comments where an "Oh wait.." is mandatory.

[@RandomVideoCollectionRVC]

*This is obviously a* *mukbung*

[@c6397]

It looks like 5 y.o myself serving the lunch to my family from my toy kitchen

[@GenVK]

"I really hate to make much ado about nothing." You made this whole premise with that line in mind, didn't you? You're a genius.

[@AALIXD]

Nothing tastes spectacular. I would love to have more.

[@MintleafCakes]

owo hello fellow animator sorry I'm random as hell and go thru comments looking for furries or animators 😔

[@AALIXD]

MintleafCakes oh Hello! Well it's very surprising you found my channel

[@MintleafCakes]

@@AALIXD I find lots of channels in unexpected ways. I once found someone in the Closed Captions writers list of a JaidenAnimations video and we both watch each other's channel to this day.

[@Tania-eq3qo]

@@MintleafCakes I love jaiden animations!

[@MintleafCakes]

@@Tania-eq3qo Me too :)

[@devtrash]

I think I'm high. Did he just say he's eating nothing?

[@pakka531]

No he didn't. You're just high

[@NZXT_Nomad]

Wym, this is a steak dinner

[@theirishguy8624]

The day after you pay your bills. I know someone already made this comment.

[@Xaphii]

@Dark boiii 6 months, 1 comment.

[@nattythomasson7998]

😂😂😂😂

[@DaihatsuCharade1993]

Then why’d you comment it

[@daklol6656]

Why are u asking a year after the comment

[@keyboardgrinder2394]

Finally, something that can fill the emptiness in my soul!!!

[@JamesyHerald]

When I first saw this I thought nothing made sense, but then I realized I had nothing to lose... and yknow what? He really made something out of nothing.

[@smikael4003]

On April Fool's day, upload an "ASMR" video with a *megaphone review* and go crazy with it.

[@hey_what_idk6383]

Somebody gotta edit this and put the word nothing on everything he eats

[@smarrkidd5538]

Now I want to

[@GoblinsOfFarmington]

Smarr kidd have you done it I need this

[@modsc4310]

@@smarrkidd5538 it has been one year i need it too bro

[@k2king249]

When you don’t make any money because of KZbin

[@newmono7341]

*Meanwhile in North Korea...*

[@IvanSN]

*cough*

[@numbundy8078]

*WHEEZE*

[@noreepicardoman6143]

*FART*

[@numbundy8078]

You damn comment..

[@noreepicardoman6143]

@@numbundy8078 haha smell it loser 😔✌

[@kmb8885]

ARE YOU EATING MY FRIENDS?! wait...

[@lillie3029]

KMB lol no friends

[@goodguybjorn]

He’s eating my love life

[@alidagarcia808]

*when the schizophrenia pills don't kick in *

[@lucamarini1113]

KMB Hold up...

[@corbanoT.V.]

He’s eating my love life! The madman!

[@wihh87]

Him: Do you remember the last time you had nothing? Me: *hasn't ate in 2days*

[@LittleRedMads]

Have you eaten yet

[@Aniware]

Artist...? R u ok