Date Meal [pasta] - You Suck at Cooking (episode 66)

[@ithuvanian]

On the plus side, after your date walks out you get to eat both bowls of ice cream.

[@transbiologistthetransesto7956]

Or the entire carton if you're not a coward

[@nihilisticspacelizard1868]

michd it will help you get over the resulting pit of despair.

[@justinxin8415]

That’s algebra!

[@safa5033]

Exactly what I was thinking.

[@hobbesb9597]

I thought this said you can eat your date......... and I actually did it oops.

[@maddigan_5637]

This tastes better the next day. Alone. In a dark kitchen. With no one but a cat and you. God, where did I go so wrong.

[@maddigan_5637]

But for real, better as leftovers.

[@Its_me-Im_you]

Too true. After about 5 years, the dried tissues and old pictures of times you used to smile will be a comforting reminder that everything dries up and dies sooner or later.

[@core2zero]

i just need a cat

[@stef248]

I thought your profile picture was toad from Mario

[@cashmoneyz30]

Is no one talking about this kid being 11?!??! How can you even be lonely with no girlfriend lmfao. Chill man

[@ticfortea]

Please help: I accidentally arranged the pasta in a Rorschach pattern that reminded my date of intellectually committed companionship, babies, financial security and empathetic conversations, and when we ended up in the bedroom I realized my trashcan had been full of slightly wilted roses due for composting. I'm now in a loving, respectful relationship built on the mutual suspension of egos in the interest of the well-being of the singular relation now framing and enriching our lives which we wake up and consciously re-affirm as a decision and responsibility to each other every day. What do I do now?

[@yousuckatcooking]

Wow you fucked up bigtime.

[@Zirkalaritz]

Pretend you're happy while you wither away until your inevitable passing.

[@ToastbrotRaver]

Give her a slight wangjangle.

[@ticfortea]

@Erland MacIsaac oh cool, thanks

[@vish2710]

The instructions were pretty uh al dente ! and you sucked it up

[@viennajordan9279]

Sometimes I wonder if he's, like, okay

[@yousuckatcooking]

Same.

[@montyplant2450]

You Suck At Cooking are you alright there?

[@4dultw1thj0b]

Ah that's a mood

[@JAX0N411]

Fucking hilarious😂😂😂😂

[@thedolphin4509]

Vienna Jordan. no. No He is not.

[@BBQGuys]

Don't be sad, mannequins don't have a refined palate.. that meal looks delicious :)

[@yousuckatcooking]

TY

[@wiredel5384]

ear syrup

[@kingle1944]

Jiggly Jaz yeah it add the perfect amount of bitterness

[@jinjeredge]

I smell a new ship coming along

[@genesisrivera2578]

The ending ACTUALLY MADE ME SAD I DONT NEED THIS AT 1AM

[@yousuckatcooking]

What time do you need it?

[@Zero-kz8dd]

this made me sad at 3 am.

[@none1337-m6d]

This made me sad, too. :c

[@GoGorgeousGo]

I am serious feeling the same way and its 1 am here too 😰😰

[@Ljeos]

it's right now 1 am in germany I'm crying-

[@BallisticBBQ]

The worst meal I ever prepared was the one I made the night I proposed to my wife... Nerves I guess... Still married 25 years later though.

[@michaelboyd395]

Dare I ask what it was?

[@MrMeddyman]

Trying to give the people false hope?

[@joshuavance1472]

Was it dick?

[@steakwilliams4448]

joshua vance you beat me to it...

[@alex_d_t2146]

That was intense, sorry about that

[@craigmontgomery9346]

Instructions unclear. I used a six syllable word and my date never came back from the bathroom.

[@yousuckatcooking]

You should make sure they're okay.

[@youtubecommenter5345]

Did you murder them in your bathroom?

[@isaacs8783]

KZbin Commenter probably

[@craigmontgomery9346]

well, that escalated quickly

[@user-fs3tu4ry3t]

Craig Montgomery did you remember to shake the vegetables around your head ?

[@worldrenownedpsycho4941]

let's all just take a minute to appreciate the amazing editing put in every vid tho

[@liisluhamaa4029]

Amen

[@donnadizucchero]

I do IT EVERY TIME i watch his vids))) sound editing is also crazy AF, wonder when we'll get the full-length culinary adventure-comedy-thrillet-musical-romance flick from the man!)))

[@ruwuby]

awww he has a family!! you can tell by the pink and blue shoes at 4:17 and the various sized coats hanging in the background

[@Olympix]

Kitty I think he just has a wife/girlfriend and one son named Pimblokto

[@safa5033]

He has a family for sure.

[@Juslin7989]

Soo he's cheating?

[@galvatk2194]

@@Olympix *had

[@nazanyolcu8836]

Doesnt he have roommates

[@ContinualImprovement]

Date meal - yeah I make them all the time, except I call them "meals for one".

[@yousuckatcooking]

Sounds delicious.

[@Eisofice]

TMR Teckk meals for one for 2 days, a classic.

[@dontlookatmyyoutubeheader3079]

Don't loоk аt my nicknаme!

[@HarryHill]

TMR Teckk Hey! You inspired me to make a song about cabbage, I've uploaded it to my channel. I'd love to hear what you think :)

[@Terrible_name]

how do you have SO MUCH spam under this one comment?

[@BaguetteOfDoom]

"Hmmm... that's not a milkshake" KZbins sexiest hands, 2017

[@culinarycrusader4978]

Brother of KZbins Eggiest hands 2014

[@substituteaccount1915]

fucking kira

[@novaofthestars]

I thought this said youtubes sexist hands

[@Lol-xr5to]

I read that as sexist

[@adamjack7891]

Jeb is very self conscious about her ear syrup it seems

[@justincoleman3805]

Well don’t write it. Jeb might read this

[@NickCombs]

Or she doesn't like ear syrup in her salad. Hard to tell with the silent treatment.

[@Ghalaghor_McAllistor]

Anyone else feeling like YSAC could need a hug?

[@horatio1547]

Damn i’d sue your parents if i were you

[@andyw_-ik6br]

What becSeu of his name lol

[@starRushi]

While I would never want it, because it would take too long to write, it’s pretty awesome tho

[@Quintinity]

eAR SyRU P

[@sandoh9500]

ЄАR 5YRuP

[@Aakash_Goswami1]

E(a)R S(y)Rup

[@angelatastation]

@@Aakash_Goswami1 ER SRUP

[@idk-ve9ss]

E SUP

[@justincoleman3805]

I have to go now.

[@SauceStache]

Ear Syrup could be a great band name!

[@yousuckatcooking]

Grunge band for sure.

[@nostalgia_junkie]

that or a j-pop punk band

[@Stiftoad]

Something ninja brian would suggest if youd ask him to help you brainstorm

[@leonawroth2516]

I saw you at the Binging with Babish channel. Do you agree their tone of voice sounds similar? I suspect some kind of conspiracy!

[@PPo2]

Very similar to Rhett and Links ear biscuits though.

[@enriquegarciacota3914]

Just did this for my wife, with very few modifications (added mushrooms, replaced green onions with schallots, red pepper with green pepper). She really liked it! Or at least she didn't leave me afterwards.

[@santajimi]

Did you include ear syrup?

[@enriquegarciacota3914]

@@santajimi Don't remember, it was 2 years ago at this point. Does it make it taste better?

[@ericromano8078]

I tried to make this meal for my wife but she stopped me when I was trying to dump garbage all over our bed.

[@blessyou5489]

*This is like howtobasic but with a voice and more neat and clean*

[@galloway3936]

Yondu Poppin yes

[@JafarChou]

No it's not. howtobasic is trash, where as this is actually funny, entertaining, and legit recipes.

[@anniephuong8312]

Yondu Poppin普 09有

[@KelseyPistolsHulce]

Bless You Yeah you better have the same opinion or else....or else...you...are.. trash??? No just kidding I like howtobasic sometimes too. When I'm drunk. Or high on pain meds because of my crippling fibromyalgia.

[@brandonzhu6419]

EAR SYRUP

[@thewillsterpro3051]

He’s come a long way, he once made break up pasta and now he’s making date night pasta

[@MoonFlower4022]

My name is Shannon. I was momentarily confused when I watched you write my name on your leg. Oh that sounds weird.

[@ceeceemagee5154]

My boyfriend's name is Jeb!

[@ceeceemagee5154]

@Ashvin Vaidyanathan No way man, that's how Skynet would start.

[@yuvalsela4482]

@@ceeceemagee5154 Jeb! or Jeb ?

[@xethaan1987]

@@yuvalsela4482 jeb_

[@shannonpeaks6473]

Me too! Like "how do you know my name?" lol.

[@joepecoraro1328]

this was a great video really helped but i encountered one problem i accidentally purchased French cucumber and i don't speak french so now my message might not make sense! What do i do?!?!?

[@yousuckatcooking]

Ah dammit. You're gonna have to put a full size tablet in the salad with a translation app open.

[@joepecoraro1328]

Thanks so much for the reply, Love the videos. I really dodged a bullet here!

[@cookieboyps4freak628]

Joey Pecoraro p

[@darxloben7687]

Um.....uh.....fuck.....oh...shit......go..Google translate! Perfect?

[@goldenduck7294]

Learn French, she's worth it.

[@SauceStache]

I like to cook for date that I don't have and call it meal prep.

[@yousuckatcooking]

Good strategy.

[@HarryHill]

Sauce Stache Hey! You inspired me to make a song about cabbage, I've uploaded it to my channel. I'd love to hear what you think :)

[@ARSZLB]

Harry Hill spam is terrible. spam built on a bed of lies is unforgivable. fuck off.

[@heather95]

but what if we accidentally fall in love with the omniscient creator of ysac plz help

[@workhardism]

Well apparently a good spot for a dinner date just opened up. Catch my dude on the rebound. Lol.

[@jojojaykay]

DM me.

[@llc42084]

stores.ebay.com/staceyspeachtreecloset/

[@Regentalscroll8]

Heather Lorenca well i can blame you, i saw those pastey thighs and i almost nutted

[@alliegator716]

You and me both girl you and me both

[@pseudosatellite]

The salad spinner sound is the Bad Lip reading intro sound

[@dsproductions19]

I'm glad I looked in the comments. This was bugging me, so thanks.

[@wyldshrine7905]

THANK YOU I KNEW IY WAS FAMILIAR

[@doub1e_b1ink77]

Sammmeeee

[@goddosuppido3271]

Without that first second it sounds like Kraftwerk's "Uranium"

[@cameronallmon]

THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@smol_chilli_pepper]

2:18 that home made salad spinning technique got me weak

[@jeannetterw]

No kidding you are one of my favourite channels right now. Always a guaranteed giggle. Thank you man I'm getting emotional over here.

[@yousuckatcooking]

Let it out.

[@leticia9281]

Funny fact: This channel actually has motivated me to start cooking

[@georgeramirez8393]

I need bloopers. The mannequin part was too funny 😂

[@brennasnyder]

Amna Shaheen what

[@carolynmmitchell2240]

Chez Muffin they said they wanna rape dat ass

[@rehamsaeed422]

It’s the tie-rope-to-Colander spinning for me lmao 🤣

[@JoshsWorld]

This a fantastic example of video sponsorship done right! Awesome job YSAC & Hello Fresh

[@vivekdeep36]

You know it all "you suck at cooking" India loves you ! 😁

[@vivekdeep36]

❤️

[@lavanya-wo5gj]

Omg yes

[@chandrapandian7499]

OPEN BOB

[@Mikeological]

Chandra Pandian why am I not surprised

[@LordGabenisIlluminati]

Mikeology show vagene

[@matthewpapaleo31]

According to my notifications, this video comes out in 2 minutes.

[@yousuckatcooking]

Make sure you're ready.

[@geoff3610]

Matthew Papaleo it's out now, let's celebrate!

[@arat8508]

Hell yeah

[@hesperishere]

im glad it's out and embracing itself. i fully support it.

[@oni5726]

Wow what a great diagram..

[@yousuckatcooking]

Thanks, cost me a fortune.

[@oni5726]

You Suck At Cooking welp.. Im gonna go and wake up cuz dis is probably a dream and if this is real Ima just cri..

[@R0FLC4T5]

Moose Yeh it's okay, you can wake up now, we miss you out here :(

[@robertm4050]

It was also as awesome as the really high tech ones Trump likes to use. Covfefe?

[@firstname1723]

Damit I didn't put in enough air

[@BankruptMonkey]

I love how your videos are instructional and also entertaining enough to distract me from the reality of my life that I'm the kind of person that doesn't even get dates with mannequins in wigs not really romantically but just to eat some food I made. But I do eat tasty food so that counts for something maybe kind of like.

[@TheCenozoicEra]

2:22 Wife: What are you doing? Me: *DRYING MY LETTUCE!!* This really happened..

[@ArcaneMaiden]

...thank you.I'll make sure my husband doesn't see this video. 😅

[@TheCenozoicEra]

@@ArcaneMaiden Ya ill admit i learned it from this video so i wanted to try it out and was caught lol def keep this video hidden

[@redmanneo1077]

10/10 best intro ever

[@Cibohos]

Man this is great... How did I find out about this channel so late ?

[@putrimicin2797]

Kralko Velky SAME

[@nosef7703]

Kralko Velky because you found this channel late

[@jhonshephard921]

check his egg trilogy.

[@mr2octavio]

Better late than nevah

[@ZachHighlights]

I'm so excited for egg story in the next one.

[@HarryHill]

ZacharyJTa Hey! You inspired me to make a song about cabbage, I've uploaded it to my channel. I'd love to hear what you think :)

[@lizardperson780]

ZacharyJTa how do you know it will be in the next one?

[@cobblecola]

holy crapcanyouguysstop

[@IamshinyCM]

Why does nobody call me ear syrup? I guess im not as special as that mannequin...

[@matt69nice]

Feeding this to my dates a few days before blending really improved my date smoothies, thanks!

[@BobBuilder-to8cy]

I want my senior quote to be, "Mmnn, that's not a milkshake."

[@SusPitch]

I'm actually ugly crying. How dare she do that. This made me more emotional than titanic.

[@justalurkr]

Ariana Omnomnom well, she clearly left because the dinner was prettier & who can compete with ear syrup?

[@SusPitch]

justalurkr true

[@Mortan1234]

Still a better story than twilight.

[@workhardism]

She left the dinner date upon realising that she was, in fact, just a mannequin and that mannequins don't actually eat. So, she ran off to have a bootie call with her side dude Chucky from the movies.

[@SusPitch]

workhardism mannequins can do a lot more than you think

[@NeenaBreena]

New YSAC and Binging with Babish yaaaaaaaaaas

[@Turtleproof]

Dude, whoever made this video, all of you that made this, thank you. So wholesome, so fun, cheers me right up. Thank you, bless you.

[@KRobinson-ko1ne]

1:58 You perfected the “Jump To Conclusions” Mat

[@calebtalksyt]

the only date meals I cook up are fresh dank memes

[@steelchampion]

Such dank Many fresh Wow!

[@meh9748]

Caleb Talks/Road to 1000 mmmmm spicy

[@edasofmanas656]

steelchampion get your old normie memes outta heee

[@11coolerick]

Caleb Talks/Road to 1000 bOi that's flame 😂😂😂

[@gluGPU]

*This man cooks* _the dank memes_ Compared to _him?_ you are *nothing*

[@aficionadoavacado559]

Instantly on the trending page. Good job, buddyo

[@RandalLemus]

Everytime you post it's like seeing a unicorn.

[@russbear31]

I love the alternative salad spinner (2:16). LMAO!

[@seccommasada]

So I’ve always sucked at cooking (I put two cups of salt in two servings of mashed potatoes, turned meatloaf to tasteless mush, etc) and I’ve been having a hard time learning, but you teach in a way I understand. I just got done cooking this recipe, and it turned out great! Thanks YSAC

[@yousuckatcooking]

Tweetit: ctt.ec/6sSvd Facebookit: hrefshare.com/898d

[@Odesious25]

I'll KZbin it. Take that.

[@fabiangaidei179]

You Suck At Cooking !

[@yousuckatcooking]

Damn good idea.

[@Star11954]

You Suck At Cooking what was your dates name?

[@fabiangaidei179]

jk,you're awesome :)

[@thatcookiecat]

You are sparky An anagram for Ear syrup

[@hiccup3574]

tehcookiecat Ear Syrup Okay

[@NatoxicaK9]

Directions not clear enough... now I am dating the meal and it's getting too serious help?

[@DizzyedUpGirl]

I literal lol at all these videos. Usually, I just giggle or think "Oh that's funny". But this guy gets belly laughs every time

[@maxineoneillbananapeel]

trust me its way better experience when you both prepare the food. that way you only have to prepare half as much food

[@somika198]

Wtf this is like the third time you and Binging with Babish uploaded at the same time EDIT: Told you

[@rootstone9883]

same with exurb1a

[@Chalambaraj]

albino polarb that's the same guy dummy

[@katiebayliss9887]

CHLM RK what?

[@HarryHill]

albino polarb Hey! You inspired me to make a song about cabbage, I've uploaded it to my channel. I'd love to hear what you think :)

[@ARSZLB]

Harry Hill spam is terrible. spam built on a bed of lies is unforgivable. fuck off.

[@florence.5088]

Seeing the mannequin move in such an unnatural way was oddly terrifying, thanks for the nightmares

[@ABowlOfSecondChances]

I laughed at the improvised "salad spinner" for way longer than I should have.

[@davidmoore4137]

Honestly these videos make me appreciate what I have. Thank you.

[@Sent4Good]

This channel is what got me excited about cooking again! I forgot how much I loved to cook and reminded me how I don't have to be a culinary prodigy to do it well and enjoy it :) Thanks for all the inspiration and all the laughs!!

[@AdoraBrenn]

I know this video is a year old but I’ve been subscribed to u forever and I am so unbelievably depressed and u are my only light in a dark place love u

[@yousuckatcooking]

Sending love to you

[@athyawa]

"Mmm. That's not a milkshake."

[@ShiftedReality]

And remember, if your relationship doesn’t work out, make Break Up Pasta!

[@RoboLobster3000]

Nobody: The modest pelican: 2:14

[@jesusguedez8811]

Dude, I love your sense of humour, you're like Demetri Martin's lost brother haha!

[@thiago53313]

Where is the agliooliolioloioloolio & olio ?

[@dontlookatmyyoutubeheader3079]

Don't reаd mу nicknаme!

[@nerdycatgamer]

fuck you mario

[@HarryHill]

Delltasquad Hey! You inspired me to make a song about cabbage, I've uploaded it to my channel. I'd love to hear what you think :)

[@OatmealTheCrazy]

@Don't look at my youtube header Would work better if you said something funnier in your about page instead of trying to make half a cent by showing people ads.

[@jinwualee-nightingale2866]

i appreciate him being blunt that "its not going to happen"

[@taikey80]

My new fave cooking channel thank you for the fellow weirdness sir.

[@iThitPoulsen]

litteraly the best ad ive ever seen. kudos to you sir.

[@jennj2049]

I just found your channel. I can't believe I've been living without you for so long 😂

[@queenmartha8124]

1:36 Ahhh shit I accidently heated my water up to a plasma and burnt down my house. Should have payed more attention :(

[@DomR1997]

I laughed so hard at swinging the salad I started choking on my medicine lmao

[@dantso3665]

This man is a comedic/culinary genius! Subscribed. Love the content, keep it up! 👍💪

[@mangot589]

Another good salad spinner is a CLEAN pillowcase. This was really fun. And it looks fantastic. I’m just became an empty nester, and I so looking forward to making fresh, EASY meals for just two. Thank the stars! Your channel fits the bill. We’re carnivores, but I like that your recipes aren’t meat heavy. 👍👍

[@Weerm10]

3:23 that doll reminds me of that creepy video where it says "there is nothing" and the house is burning

[@cassiemiddles]

Are you going to make ear syrup next with hello fresh?

[@yousuckatcooking]

Yes.

[@allmyloveisgoneontheground8659]

"SPANGJANGLE"

[@sbjn8862]

1

[@janedoex8345]

I don't know what to watch first ....there are so many vids and I have to catch up! And I could not find the last part of the egg - story yet....somehow missed it or didn't get the order right. So I guess i won't get much sleep tonight. Again. So worth it. How could I overlook this channel for so long? 😮

[@TheWalkingGroup]

Been watching you since day 1:) Really happy all your content is getting millions of views! You deserve it!!

[@Ramberta]

0:25 I legit choked from laughing too hard, my ghost is typing this

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

First off: OK, so there isn't not even no dates in this meal. Not be none. Be they the first ones or any other number dried fruit. Second off : OK, so at 3.17 if you look at her lovely eyes, she looks really into you. She's a keeper and maybe she left due to a family/ super hero commitment she couldn't explain to you. Yet.

[@TuckerLeRat]

Nick Thorp casually explained crossover i see

[@drewwaters7078]

Thanks for the stroke

[@Murmarine]

Its okay buddy take your time...

[@Zirkalaritz]

Pimblokto wouldn't have bailed on you. He would have eaten the pasta end enjoyed it too. Never forget.

[@MrAllstar]

Fuck that was funny!!! Dudes videos are some of the few genuinely funny and authentic videos on KZbin, well done man!

[@ashton8]

3:16 *eminem aggressively taking notes *

[@sarahking4993]

3:45 on was genuinely upsetting. Also, THAT'S how you do an ad. 👍

[@Sapphire_bow]

Date pasta, then break up pasta. You've got me covered.

[@hamstersdailylife4938]

I’m just so smug right now that I was able to catch his joke at 1:34 :)

[@AngelinaD251]

After probably watching all of your videos, the "subscribe or die" at the end finally made me do it 😂

[@Ronnyipm]

I think your a great cook and you make it fun to watch keep up the good work

[@localmar5117]

Next time maybe just cut the cucumbers into heart shapes.

[@1n0ver]

Heart kinda looks like ass if you turn it upside down

[@JaredLentz]

Whoa that's actually kinda clever

[@afrochickenboy]

Yo wtf man, I followed your instructions exactly and now I have a wife and 3 kids. I thought you said it wasn't going to happen, tf??????

[@user-fs3tu4ry3t]

afrochickenboy you got a wife and 3 kids in 4 hours? Wow.

[@daenite2480]

duck hhh well duh... don't you even science?

[@gijaysorez7747]

duck hhh the 3 kids came with the wife already, what a deal

[@thovarisk8699]

the salad spinner won you a new sub!

[@yousuckatcooking]

Yessssss *fist pump pelvic thrust*

[@thovarisk8699]

hahaha! yusss!!

[@Craftwarrior269]

What theme or soundtrack or whatever was the salad spinner

[@mintzu9987]

I was genuinely confused when i heard the sound of the salad spinner lol. I thought a Bad lip reading vid is up

[@janediceplier]

This is my favorite channel in the universe.

[@kalebfoster7427]

I’m early this is amazing. I hope my father will love me now

[@yousuckatcooking]

Keep me posted.

[@imlikeyouihavenoname7038]

Kaleb Foster I do love you son. Please stop acting like I never did. I have a drinking problem because of your mother, not because of you.

[@finnross4825]

Can't wait to see what you do for episode 69

[@ceecee685]

should do something with eggplant! knowwhatimsayin'? XD🍆

[@grantwinter251]

i use big words i dont know the meaning to in sentences because it makes me sound more photosynthesis.

[@tapasmirc2842]

Commenter you also steal memes

[@grantwinter251]

shhh!

[@ethanha8942]

Commentar

[@CD-kl3ss]

what game is this

[@praisegfg2757]

I love your editing. I live for these videos

[@rewindedits8805]

I have never seen a salad spinner before in my life

[@sbibels]

I... I think I love you