ASMR RP - The Rude English Gentlemen's Suit Fitter

[@guywhodoesstuff3314]

I have gone back in time, and I am enjoying little Fred

[@saberflavor2592]

Same

[@darthdinobot]

Seeing this six years later thinking damn Fred look young here. Fred now looks like the dad of this Fred

[@anonymousfuck9320]

Lights and video quality sure make a difference! Also the beard and the longer hair

[@GreyEarlTea]

Literally had to pause the video and just walk away for a couple of minutes after 9:20. Never expected to laugh so hard watching an ASMR video. Very well done, Fred.

[@Jerrylang1970]

In America we would consider this polite.

[@rydactyl]

Right? I was expecting like "sir, I think you might need a... Larger suit. The gut area seems a bit TIGHT."

[@spokenmarmaladeasmr6369]

+MrMeathead812 It's more like "The Passive-Aggressive English Suit Fitter"

[@punkrockzombiezed9146]

yeah we would

[@2High_ToCare]

In canada we find it rude 🤣😅😂

[@zareverso340]

Fuck

[@JesseColton]

I love how the English version of being rude is to actually be overly polite. Such sophistication, those Brits.

[@DennyVlogs]

hahahah

[@malanakingh4026]

Just the posh, my friend, just the posh. :P In Leicester you'll hear "Ya f**kin nob!"

[@TheHeroineaddict]

Don't go to Northern England, that will shatter your idea of the "polite sophisticated Englishmen"...

[@TheGameKilla93]

True dat Leicester is a very foul mouthed place

[@durst47]

In Essex we would ring you neck with a bike chain if you bort the last packet of bourbons

[@WhispersRedASMR]

How very dare you sir! Does she like it sir? does she? Does she sir? Ooh sir ooh

[@FredsVoice]

"the fine young American buck and the frail delicate English beauty entwined in a sexual ballet choreographed by the devil himself..... oooh"

[@WhispersRedASMR]

Oooh yes Sir will you be giving her a seeing to tonight Sir?

[@Vaderlover203]

WhispersRedASMR haha

[@RewindRevival]

My day has been made. People are still making Fast Show references in this day and age. Yaaaasss

[@ExplodingPiggy]

WhispersRed ASMR bulls pizzle?

[@randytingley1308]

I love coming back to this video from time to time. "Here, just feel that. Ehhh that's enough."

[@BrittanyASMR]

How many shades of grey suits might you have in this store? 50?

[@blackcoffeguzzler]

Don't... >:[

[@BrittanyASMR]

Thomas B. Howard I don't take it back. We are all capable of taking a joke, surely. :) Feel free to ignore it, of course.

[@SirSeriousness]

Took me a while to understand the joke, I tip my hat to you :D

[@BrittanyASMR]

SirSeriousness Haha, glad you got it! ;)

[@TheSlenderman210]

*hides book* Huh?

[@boopsbucket]

"Here, just feel that. All right, that's enough." lol

[@VanillaSlash]

"You will soon find out..." ...that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. XD Couldn't help myself. Very beautiful voice.

[@louislandon232]

This style of rude reminds me of Lucius Malfoy

[@lloyddragon2036]

louis landon i feel like he slightly based the rude english gentlemen on him XD

[@yueyay]

5:55 - "Do you think this is a motherfucking game?!"

[@pizzaguy8844]

Started watching him with the long hair and beard seeing young shaved him, he looks like a different person.

[@hunterulferts7159]

Pizza Guy yess

[@jimbothetimbo6790]

I cannot belive this is Fred

[@yueyay]

9:20 "just feel that cloth... that's enough." - DUDE I could barely touch it!!!

[@Jupitermoonzzz]

it feels like im watching some 24 year old dude do a really great Fredsvoice impression

[@TheASMRAngel]

Looking very dapper in your shirt and tie!!

[@ajb5852]

he's a 'dappa-dan man'

[@ajb5852]

haha I wasn't sure if anyone would get it :D great film :P

[@paigeforste7964]

***** nah, they too bonafide

[@paigeforste7964]

***** if that's the case they'll turn into toads by supper.

[@paigeforste7964]

Why can't I know people like you guys here, this is great lol

[@TheNathanielVideosASMR]

I like the fact you did a soft spoken video as oppose to your signature whispering video. I love your whispering voice but your soft spoken tone actually shows off another side of your voice! It's nice and deep, I love it! - Justin :)

[@LexieLyn]

"I'm so sorry, sir. you're not that tall, are you?" I-I'm a woman. ಥ_ಥ XD hahaha

[@maxgreening9909]

i love how Fred's voice is dripping with sarcasm

[@bogdansfamily368]

Is nobody gonna talk about how female ASMRtists used to be simps for Fred?

[@RaybRay89]

"Just take it down another notch, sir. We have other customers in the building." hahaha!!!

[@RealEstateASMR]

Love this! My husband lived in England for a few years and he is one of the sweetest most giving people I've met but when it comes to his suits he becomes such a snob lol

[@neolithic3]

haha I love the line "Just feel this....that's enough!"

[@jakobhallberg9212]

This ASMR def. Needs a sequel, it's not the over the top niceness a lot of ASMR videos have. But it still have nice moments. A good mix.

[@jessreyes5030]

Laughed out loud at ,"ok thats enough." Lolol

[@BarelyNoticeable]

I LAUGHED AT THIS MORE THAN IT TINGLED BUT STILL GOLD XD

[@2High_ToCare]

waw i cant believe the change on this channel 7 years later. Congrates!

[@CytotoxinK]

Do the same character! But as a rude waiter in an upscale restaurant getting fed up with the customer's indecisiveness with the menu!

[@padthainoodles]

"Here, just feel that. Alright, that's enough." :') I was half asleep and started giggling like crazy when I heard this haha. Listening to this even as a female was so relaxing thank you :)

[@AuthenticAsmrAfrica]

It's amazing how far his acting and videos have come!

[@J--Dubs]

9 years later he looks and sounds like the father of this Fred.

[@agochoa]

Oh wow, so young and only four years ago. How old is Fred now? The depth and calm of his voice leave his age almost a mystery.

[@NyxSpirit]

I just can't take him serious being rude. He's always so nice in his videos and smiling. :p

[@KagenokamiSanguis]

Omg, watch the newer English Gentleman videos then come back to this one and he seems to very polite in comparison XD

[@SeiPR727]

The birth of a legend

[@soonersurrender]

"Just feel that. That's enough." LMAO. I love it when you do soft spoken! I really like these suit fitting role plays even though I'm not technically a "sir". Thank you!

[@TheDoctor101010]

I've had to pause the video so many times to giggle in delight. I'm a fan of sassy Fred!

[@JessicaNestico]

Holy cow. Just when I think your videos can't possibly get more amazing...you upload a beauty like this! Every video you make is better than the last, and this one is my favorite by far! Brilliantly done, Sir! ;)

[@grafikal100]

"Not...that you haaave valuables..."

[@Redmax86]

Fred, years ago, there was a guy on KZbin who did a rude personal trainer roleplay. He chewed gum during part of it. He basically kept comparing the client to himself, as if no one could match his physical shape. Then he joked about how much weight he lifted and such. It was unintentional ASMR and was hilarious. I think you should do your own RUDE ADMR of a personal trainer. It'd be great.

[@EllyBellyBoo123]

Oh this did make me chuckle at times :') You sound like everyone down my road :') Loved it!!

[@alexassassin3182]

Sounds like Thor giving asmr I like it

[@AmyRoseMainCharacter]

Yes! Thor for most of it, but from :21 through :29 he sounded similar to Loki! Haha

[@BrandonRamirezJ]

victor pacheco he's not Thor ?

[@ITriggerWokeSJWS]

If only you knew 😂

[@CandysChannel]

Fred, thank you so much for all your effort and creativity you put into this! You take the time to create these fabulous videos for us. Loved this!!!

[@AuzziPanda]

When he said feel the cloth and then said ehh that's enough I died laughing!

[@tamemeifyoucan]

Also your posh accent and the scansion of your words are akin Ian McKellen. Very entertaining indeed to have Gandalf whispering in my ears :D

[@demzbeats5063]

"i believe it makes a gentleman look like a gentleman if u get my drift sir" xD

[@CupidCrux]

Those eyes! That voice! ::melts into bed::

[@SamLake]

"On the exterior we have pockets....but they're not real pockets". Sneaky.

[@Gothickwhispers]

I simply love the accent! :) Fabulous!

[@superyogonova]

you can tell someone is a nice person if it is hard for them to be rude lol

[@Bluelightbandit]

Hello young Fred!

[@RaybRay89]

I wish the "Rude English Gentleman" and the "Sassy Maria" personas would collaboarate!

[@gunnerblade]

RaybRay89 «Once, there was peace in ASMRland. Then, for reasons not yet uncovered (for no one survived the initial clash) The Rude English Gentleman and Sassy Maria collaborated.No, really. It is said that, for a while, the collaboration even worked for a while. Until REG inadvertently left some particularly dry british wit laying around upon which Sassy Maria fell. Thus started THE SASS WARS. May the gods have mercy on our souls»

[@aveuch]

Woke up in the middle of the night super thirsty. Happy Christmas Fred. Gift that keeps on giving!

[@ASMRAvalon]

OMG YOUR LIGHTING IT'S AMAZING - I'VE ONLY WATCHED 15 SECONDS SO FAR BUT I'M JEALOUS :P

[@ZERO_Zero0]

i havn't had tingles for months and this certainly did the trick

[@p3scad037]

I’ve comer from the future and you will look like Thor and keep on making asmr videos

[@hopey4100]

"Only shop assistants get to quench there thirst" omg that was hilarious. This video was wonderful you should do another one like it 😊

[@mcflyloveme]

Hahah I love the description box. Thanks for the new video, it looks amazing :)

[@grantquigle]

Dunno if it's the accent or the rudeness, or a combination, but this is my favourite of all you videos! Deffo need another similar in the near future!

[@lipunkscene]

I really enjoy the concept of this. Way to bring the creativity!

[@lemontang889]

Men should wear suits/dress smart ALL the time. Lovely.

[@PBottomPoochies]

I went with my brothers once to a discount suit shop. The clerk that waited on them was about 80 years old. He kept telling my brother (when the slit in the back of the jacket would not close) that he "needed to lay off the biscuits and gravy". LOL. cute idea. Well, done, lad!

[@AudibleQuiet]

lol very nicely done. I love coming across a video that succeeds in combining ASMR with comedy. Thanks!

[@a36x]

This is how I would imagine Thomas Barrow's character if he left Downton Abbey to work in a haberdashery.

[@linngal5]

You do this rude Character so well! AWESOME!!

[@tamemeifyoucan]

I quite enjoyed being called Sir.

[@RealEstateASMR]

And it's not just the suit but then there's the shirts, ties, pocket squares and most importantly the cuff links. The never ending sea of cuff links.

[@Anastasia-fe6sm]

When rude begun😅

[@SagitarianUnicorn3]

A nice change from always being sweet talked :) i enjoyed it.

[@LemonASMR]

Can't stop giggling! Loving the video :3 So refreshing. "Not...that you have many valuables..." HAHAHA

[@Medallion2006]

"Please calm down, we do have other customers here." LOL tingle - laugh - tingle - laugh :)

[@theelittlespook9309]

forget this I heard a gentleman by the name of tony bomboni has a shop just like yours but less... rude!

[@arosic11]

"not that you have many valuables" omg this is amazing

[@lewpz]

"just feel that- yeah. okay that's enough." i feel like this is actually how designer department stores act when i walk in and check all the price tags.

[@JishiChan]

My favorite roleplay/favorite ASMRist:))))

[@TextureKing]

Will you please consider making one more suit store role play?

[@FredsVoice]

Максим Мамонтов The Rude English Gentleman shall be making a return on the next upcoming video.

[@AchillesTroi]

ASMRGAINS I hope The R.E.G becomes a regular feature on your channel, he could do something a bit different at times maybe to change things up but, The Gentleman needs to stay =D.

[@babygirl-bp1qk]

вижу картинки южного парка и радуюсь безумно

[@andyxstitch]

Because "sir" makes it so much more polite XD

[@31Sparrow]

good ASMR while also being a bit hilarious sometimes. "sorry sir, only shop assistants get to quench their thirst"

[@LovesDarkBlue]

This was uploaded on my birthday :D I don't know why you have THE numbers in the description box, but it made me love you a whole lot more, you sassy suit stud you ;) Thanks for helping me relax/sleep!

[@ChillWhispers]

took me a while to get the under-stand pun, but it was the best pun i have ever heard. overall great funny and relaxing video :)

[@CalmingEscape]

Lol great job, very entertaining and relaxing as well.

[@r4z0rv1n3]

I like this very much, he's just rude enough so that it's not completely off putting. Despite his rudeness it still makes me tingle, I wouldn't mind having someone helping me like that.

[@Kyuubi451]

The video where it all began! He looks like a completely different person only a few years ago!! This is like baby Fred XD before the years of dealing with riff raff caught up to him and made him the gruff, Viggo Mortensen-esque gentleman he is today.

[@KINGJESS916]

When you ran your pinched fingers down the collar of the suit, ecstasy. I always like your videos the best. Solid work, thanks for the love.

[@BossDoubloon30]

I own a small independent business and I've got a suit with the tie and everything, but I don't really wear it all that often, cause, among other reasons, with the weather we get in this area, the south, that is, it almost seems impractical to wear a suit a lotta the time. The one I've got feels good, as a whole, looks nice (talkin' bout the style of suit itself here, not the way I myself look in it), and, scary to say, people I've run into seem to treat you a little better when you wear a suit. But again, in the spring, particularly, the weather's nuts. Freezing cold in the morning until maybe around 11-11:30, then around the end of that til maybe 12, it stars gettin super hot. Then it rains. Almost every night. I'm just sayin I'm almost afraid to wear the suit cause it's a nice suit and the weather could screw the whole thing up in an instant. Hope one day they make suits that can stand up to that stuff

[@JLew32]

Im curious do you live in Alabama?

[@mallenman1]

Buy a trench coat. Like the kinda coat you'd see someone in NYC would wear.

[@jeppep95]

get a cool(as in cold) linen suit and they you get a jacket to wear on top of it like the guy above said a trenchcoat or a topcoat or something like that

[@topo6790]

mallenman1 The ones that muggers, Rapists, and gangbangers have? Exellent choice

[@1169megan]

Haha funniest asmr video iv saw! Your take on the english rude shop assistant/suit fitter was spot! Iv had Alot of previous experience x

[@brodieondasidewalk]

Just realizing that today is the 4 year anniversary of the first episode of Rude English Gentleman being uploaded 😁😆

[@adhd615]

You've definitely come a long way 👏

[@meaganbutera2025]

Not rude- a regular dude from the US who thinks he knows what he's talking about. Well done. Very tingly

[@nikkinite3546]

hes like a little cat of love and happiness xD

[@Narutofreak155]

The video that introduced me to the mighty sith lord Thor that is the greatest asmrist fred!!!

[@ASMEBUST87]

This video is great, but every time I start to relax, I start cracking up. VERY funny. Cheeerio!

[@edjoultz9678]

Holy shit, Fred go an upgrade and now he is badass!

[@xmisogyny]

I was expecting this to be incredibly awkward and tormenting but this was quite the opposite. Very funny lad, and relaxing.

[@gonzalosanchez8296]

This was two years ago what am i doing here?😂

[@pch1390]

love the LOST reference in the description

[@rettunity]

wow FredsVoice, you look so young in this video

[@rajatsinha7463]

Super relaxing. One if a kind video. Loved it :)

[@TheBlazingAngel]

This is the best you've ever looked on camera.