ASMR Strange Interview (including dark triad questions)

[@i_liketoast119]

WAKE UP GANG OUR FAVOURITE BRITISH PERSON HAS POSTED🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@SirimiriASMR]

Why thank you!

[@i_liketoast119]

@@SirimiriASMRbtw when is the q and a coming out ?

[@thewanderer1598]

Facts

[@leofinallyunderstands]

She gets to be british. Just her tho

[@ParacordprojectsofKentucky213]

@@SirimiriASMRplease make a part 2 of this please and thank you

[@ianbirge8269]

The most evil part of an evil group, HR *shudders*

[@SirimiriASMR]

😆

[@danielragsdale9849]

This channel has such a good niche, love it.

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you!

[@Albinelor]

One thing I absolutely love about your asmr is that your pauses after asking a question are the perfect length for an answer. I find myself engaged in a conversation every time and that helps a lot with holding my attention and relaxing! Fantastic as always ❤

[@SandrulinaCadou]

Ooohh you're absolutely right about that, I feel that way too!

[@leviisdead]

I know!! Some other people i've seen are like "okay!" half a second after they've just asked the question. like please let me respond!! 😭

[@SirimiriASMR]

I can often be found talking back to ASMR videos so I always make sure I leave sufficient time for a reply!

[@xxxxx-iu4fw]

Hehe i love this too for the same reason but i also have some trouble processing audio (autism lmao), so even if the pause “isnt quite long enough” for me to fully respond, its at least long enough for me to understand what she said rather than a constant stream of words like some asmr creators lol

[@MishaShivers]

Finally... I'm not a monster anymore... I'm a valued member of a prestigious organization 🙏

[@wayfaring_stranger_]

The most comfortable HR meeting I've ever experienced. 😴❤

[@jenniferleese9188]

I‘m an HR professional and horror lover, so this video is beyond amazing 🖤(Btw your spooky interview skills are HR approved 😉)

[@SirimiriASMR]

Oh I love this 😆 thank you so much!

[@RipScissor]

"Do you think honesty is overrated in certain lines of work?" That one question alone made my skin crawl...there are far too many real world people who believe that wholeheartedly.

[@Syyy98]

I’m so glad I’m alive to experience this channel, this is making me so happy

[@SirimiriASMR]

Aw I’m so pleased - enjoy!

[@SarahJane-u8j]

This must be where Veronica got her job, she must have aced this interview! Love these questions, your voice is so calming to listen to along with paper and pen sounds. Unlike Veronica I would not get the job!! Thank you for another great video. So near 60,000 subs now too, well done.😃🌻

[@SirimiriASMR]

I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if this is her organisation. She absolutely wouldn’t be interested in the admin but, you know, sloppy paperwork is how they got Al Capone 😂😂. Also, do you remember when I said to you “if I’m lucky I’ll hopefully get to 30k by the end of the year”. Just goes to show what I know!!

[@SarahJane-u8j]

@@SirimiriASMR You have certainly gone way past that! It’s great to see more people enjoying your content. 😊

[@ryanellis2502]

i had this on auto play not paying attention and then was like "damn this sounds more like a machievallian trait test" and then literally she says it lmao

[@AdmiraldPeroxide]

I have to be honest , I just binged 15 videos in a row . Your style is just marvelous ! 🥹

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you so much!

[@lenkaflowers5724]

This is the most easy going and pleasant interview I have ever had to be honest. 😅 I love small changes in your voice during certain topics and "answers" and your facial expresions. You really make the atmosphere feel very intense. You did amazing job again! 🤍

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you so much!

[@liepacek6849]

YESSS MORE UNSETTLING ASMR FROM THE QUEEN BEE HERSELF ❤❤❤

[@SirimiriASMR]

☺️

[@lamentism]

answering the questions in the video as someone diagnosed with ASPD really is something lol ❤ great video

[@leahyanner]

What dat ●

[@Annawarnes11121]

Wake up yalllll the asmr queen has posted Why ty for the lieks💜

[@SirimiriASMR]

☺️

[@Annawarnes11121]

😊😊😊​@@SirimiriASMR

[@NauticalTurtle]

THE *LORAX*

[@Annawarnes11121]

@NauticalTurtle loraxxxxxxxx

[@ASMRstasnia]

These unsettling themed videos and soooo good and totally your niche, please keep making them!

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you so much!

[@SilverSky333]

This was so good! I feel like it could have such cool series potential... scary HR lady interactions over time as we go from the stellar recruit to maybe the one being neutralized

[@sarycaine]

Another amazing video! ❤ Once again, I ended up watching it twice because I was so immersed that, for a moment, I forgot it wasn’t a real interview. I even found myself answering out loud to the questions as if you could actually hear me! 😅😂 Your ‘Hi there’ always gets me-I can’t help but respond, and today, I even waved back! 🙃 Your videos have such a unique ability to make me relaxed, feel truly engaged and connected. Thank you for yet another brilliant experience!

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you so much! This is literally how I watch ASMR - I always answer questions out loud 😆

[@ash-iu7gv]

PEAKKK so so happy for the upload especially at the perfect time

[@SirimiriASMR]

Enjoy!

[@yvwlly]

i love to see ur channel finally getting the recognition it deserves! funny how the 50k q&a is turning into a 60k q&a 💕💕

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you so much! I thought I would get it all filmed over Christmas, it will be a very odd number Q&A when it comes out 😆

[@well_evas]

i love this horror/dark/scary asmr videos you post on your channel i absolutely enjoy every single one of them!!

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you so much!

[@ppeachyboo]

I discovered your channel just last week. I’ve been sleeping to your videos almost every day since then. Thank u! ❤

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you so much - and welcome!

[@mcdhonk]

i’ve been watching you for a few months and i love all of your videos. i really love the writing on the clipboard in this one though! great work!

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you!

[@edusantos2243]

im always so amazed by the sound quality in your videos… its truly remarkable

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you! I invested in some decent microphones a few months ago and I’m so glad I did! I’m not very technical so they need to be great in their own right.

[@cherise5342]

Wait. I've been watching this for like 4 days now (I keep falling asleep) and I just managed to get to the ending. Diabolical and completely on brand for this series. I love it so much I can't wait to see where these rps go

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you!

[@igauubob]

OMG i love these glasses!!!

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you!

[@gregbo123]

You have a voice for this. I’d listen to you reading an encyclopedia.

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you!

[@leofinallyunderstands]

sounds like a healthy and balanced workplace! just what i was looking for

[@SirimiriASMR]

Definitely more honest than most places 😆

[@janeavril9259]

Evil HR is such a hilarious ASMR premise

[@SirimiriASMR]

I agree…

[@andrespuigdollers1841]

I always love your opening phrase videos, “Hi there.”

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you!

[@blakeyquakey]

obsessedddd with the questions. they really made me think and kept me engaged, i oddly love being interviewed lol thanks for your work!

[@SirimiriASMR]

You’re very welcome!

[@Beccasgames]

This is sooo good!! Def need more with this character

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you!

[@Violntwrld]

Random comment but just wanted to say I am so proud of you. I remember finding you at (I think) 5k and now you’re almost to 70k. So amazing!! ❤️rock on

[@SirimiriASMR]

Oh my! Thank you so much!

[@jubzzzzzzzz]

OMGGG YESSSS, SHE'S BACK!!!!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡

[@LovelyHaunting]

This would be great for an action genre author or director to relax to while trying to brainstorm. It’s a vibe. Like watching an action movie. Reminds me of my family. They love this type of stuff.

[@the.maggie.rivera]

I recently found your videos and I just want to say how smooth your videos are!!! Everything is so cohesive (Outfit, Script, Background, etc.)!!! I cannot wait to see how much success you will have with Content Creation!!! Absolutely brilliant!!!!

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you so much!

[@jade-sy8hg]

I watched this video on the exact same day it came out but I had to come back and congratulate you on finally hitting 60K subs! 🎉💓

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you so much!

[@EmmaHughes-xh9ho]

Perfect timing for my bedtime 🥱

[@SirimiriASMR]

Sleep well…

[@Hélène1768]

You're the only asmrtist that I'm always excited to watch,thanks a lot for your content!❤

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you so much!

[@giannoulasid80]

so in love with your videos!

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you!

[@daniellecovey5068]

I love this RP. Veronica definitely aced this when she got her “job”

[@SirimiriASMR]

For sure!

[@ionelalexandra]

Your videos are genuinely so interesting and entertaining! I love your voice. New subscriber, can't wait for more videos like this

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you so much - and welcome!

[@mochaoreo]

your voice is so soothing for some reason, you’re my go-to asmrtist now for my night sessions! ❤

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you so much! Whilst I watch loads of ASMRtists, I have a grand total of 2 on my sleep playlist, so I’m very grateful!

[@Mimiluluwiwi]

There’s something about ur asmr that is just so tingly! Thanks for another great video 😌💗

[@SirimiriASMR]

You’re very welcome!

[@wxwa]

I really love your ASMR..at the same time I can improve my English..thanks to you. Everything you said is clear to me❤..thank you again.

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you!

[@vdrrco]

been obsessed with your content for three months straight now. ❤

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you! I’ve been loving making it!

[@staklar6101]

Perfect timing 😴

[@SirimiriASMR]

Enjoy!

[@Miwu]

I almost feel like real life job interviews are a lot harder :'D Wish our HR would help us with revenge as well. Got a very difficult person at work and am dropping out of a project to avoid them. Sorry. Anyways, loved this video. Your voice is nowadays my favorite of all the female ASMRtists I follow. Very pleasant to listen to, comforting, but at the same time 100% suits all the darker roles you play as well. Your horror videos were the first horror ASMR I ever watched btw. Love your versatility ❤ Have a great weekend!

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you so much. HR would be WAY more popular if they helped with revenge…

[@Baughb99]

I'm so obsessed with these videos rn

[@SirimiriASMR]

☺️

[@cocopopssk]

Your videos are really good!! I'm trying to improve my English and I feel good that I can understand. Your voice and diction are perfect!! I'm excitedly waiting for your videos, I love it!!!

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you so much!

[@liareadss]

Your videos are gorgeous, love all of them but these darker ones own the special place in my heart ❤️

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you so much!

[@kingsrowcollectibles6363]

These make me feel at home. Idk what that says about me 🤣

[@SirimiriASMR]

Great things I guess!

[@MartukySpain]

I must say that you are the ONLY ASMartists which soft spoken I tolerate. In fact, i like it!!! Thank you!! Your content is very original and relaxing!!!! (should I be worried about that?? XD)

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you!

[@landryn3945]

been waiting here 🗣️, time for sleep now 🐐

[@SirimiriASMR]

Sleep well!

[@AmalfiCoasts]

I forgot to eat my advent calendar chocolate today, so I have this treat instead

[@SirimiriASMR]

Plus, double chocolate tomorrow!

[@Linde2000]

I recently stumbled upon your channel and I have to say, you are my favorite asmr channel😍 Your videos are perfect to wind down to after a busy workweek

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you so much!

[@gumisse]

THE QUEEN POSTED 🙏🙏

[@SirimiriASMR]

☺️

[@Francis_milkman-ld2td]

She : asking questions. My brain: what a beautiful eyes

[@llspragulus]

You knocked it out the park again!

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you!

[@Kyriey_]

your voice is sooo calming. i love it

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you!

[@thequietman9820]

Just starting hearing ur videos. You are a true professional. Great ASMR. Great ideas, and ur cadence of speaking and vocabulary is spectacular for sleep 😴. Amazing ✨. Will be watching more to go mimis

[@SirimiriASMR]

That’s very kind, thank you!

[@sunnandstars]

another horror asmr video!! you’re spoiling us❤❤❤

[@sunnandstars]

i think i could call it a horror asmr as its an interview after all lol

[@SirimiriASMR]

Oh 100% 😆

[@jahid.howlader]

Your voice and the way you talk is so soothing ❤️💞

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you!

[@andrewjones1143]

This is making me question if I'm actually evil 😂

[@SirimiriASMR]

I mean, you got the job so…. 😉

[@Patrickthe1st]

it's 2am, and i'm very lucky to have found your video. I can sleep now!

[@SirimiriASMR]

Sleep well!

[@chocococo223]

Your voice sounds like the equivalent of a glass of crisp ice cold water to drink when you wake up thirsty at 3am💙💙💙

[@SirimiriASMR]

Love this! Thank you!

[@Jacckamo]

Did not realize applying for McDonalds was this intense

[@SirimiriASMR]

😆

[@Mafia_Queen-7_BTS]

MY FAVORITE BRITISH PERSON. 🔥by the way i love the video 💗

[@SirimiriASMR]

Why thank you!

[@Hikenights]

Love ominous asmr. Thank you for all of your amazing videos

[@SirimiriASMR]

You are very welcome!

[@shooki3]

i love your videos so much, perfect time to go to sleep💤

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you!

[@maskedharlequinne]

@SirimiriASMR so I kinda sorta participated in a writing marathon, and there was a task, and I thought about your amazing video here, and then I couldn't stop myself... So here goes (sorry if it's a little messy, English is not my first language, and I wrote it first and had to translate it later). Hope you don't mind me writing about this 😳 Jane was sitting in an extremely gray reception area with bare concrete walls, a thick bundle of wires snaking along the ceiling, and a heinously uncomfortable leather sofa that was equally heinously expensive - with her pockets chronically empty Jane had acquired a very good eye for fabulously expensive things she couldn't afford. The sofa kind of suggested that visitors are not to linger here. The coffee table in front of the sofa had the form of a fragile glass pancake propped up on a piece of thick rebar, and looked more like an art object than a functional table - a cup would fit on it, but a cookie plate wouldn’t. There were no magazines or leaflets in the waiting room, and the candidate had nothing to occupy themselves while waiting. The empty eyes of the cameras stared mockingly from every corner. The tech guy who sat on the other side of the surveillance system, probably entertained himself watching the visitors get bored out of their minds, since smartphones were confiscated at the entrance along with any other equipment, and the checkpoint looked way more solid than even an airport’s, with metal detectors, scanners and other complicated thingamajigs. Serious business venture, no shit. Jane was starting to seethe, she was not exactly famous for her impulse control, but the endless series of interviews, each one more bizarre than the last, and the interviewers' complete unwillingness to tell her whether she'd passed or not, were pissing her off evermore. Why the fuck had she even fallen for that ad? All was going fine, Bobby the Brick had promised that a job would come up any day now, but no, she just had to go cruising for a bruising. Now she’s gotta sit here, staring at these stupid walls, counting nail holes. Loft style, my ass. They'd better paint it properly and buy a decent sofa. She would’ve bought a large one, semicircular, made of snow-white soft genuine leather, and also a coffee table, kinda wooden, but also fully gilded, and then a leather footstool and a thick fluffy carpet..... Ain’t it just the way! Being immersed in her sweet interior design dreams, Jane didn't notice how a part of the concrete wall silently moved aside, opening a passage to the next room, and a lady appeared in the doorway - a black dress, a string of pearls round her neck, narrow glasses, such a mistress, blimey - one glance at her made it clear that she was HR, or accounting, or some other notorious department. Smart as a steel trap, would bite your head right off. The woman slightly straightened her already flawless black bob, stared at Jane with strange, almost colorless eyes from under her glasses and stretched her scarlet lips in a dazzlingly white, perfectly polite smile. “Thank you for coming. As I'm sure you can appreciate, we're not quite ready to show you our offices just yet, however congratulations on making it to the final interview. Well done you! And you should feel very honored, it's not very often that HR comes to you in person. So, I won't drag this out,” she glanced down at the clipboard with several pieces of paper she held in her hands, and a bright glare reflected off her glasses, completely obscuring her eyes for a moment. “I have a list of questions here and you're going to tell me how much you agree with each statement. They're a little odd perhaps but we need to be absolutely sure we get the person that we're after, and then after that I'll be giving you a few workplace scenarios just so you can tell me how you would act, interact and react in certain situations. After that you'll be pleased to hear that I have been authorized to either let you have the job or let you go. Exciting, isn't it? And if you do get the job I am also authorized to set you to work on your first mission. How very exciting, let's get started soon, I'm sure you're as anxious as we are to see how it all turns out.” Jane just nodded, and hurried to jump off the torture couch and follow the HR into the next room, which could be distinguished from from the reception room only by being larger in size as well as a complete absence of furniture and a presence of a huge panoramic window, which offered an amazing view of London’s center. The door-wall behind them slid into place just as silently. “Do you agree with the statement that you should do whatever it takes to get powerful people on your side?”, “Almost all people can be manipulated, right?”, “Do you believe that the payback should be quick and nasty?”, ”Will you say anything to get what you want?” - the questions were as quick and ruthless as a machine gun, and most of them really seemed eerie, but for some reason Jane felt as if the questionnaire was written specifically for her, and after each answer the viper grin of the bespectacled lady would become a little wider and a little warmer. “Okay, how are you feeling so far?” - without bothering to listen to her answer, the HR lady squinted and nodded, more to herself than Jane, and continued, “Actually, if it were up to me, I would stop this interview process now and offer you the job, however there is paperwork that needs to be filled in. Bear with me a little more, you’re doing great.” “I’m a small fly”, mumbled Jane. “I’ll just go as you go, do whatever you say. It's just as well I’ve passed so many stages, already, gotta see it through. Your questions are kinda funny though.” “Yeah, it's a special questionnaire designed to pick out the best of the best, just like you.” And whether it was the light reflected from the glasses again, or Jane was just imagining things, but the dangerous lady winked slyly at her. “So, let's get on with it. Remember this job will take you all over the world to different locations and in front of all sorts of different people however the mission must always be the most important thing so I want to make sure that that's at the front of your mind with decision making. Now, suppose in the interest of the mission you have to betray someone, or perform some actions that may seem unacceptable to you, would you be able to do what would be required? Oh, excellent, I had no doubt that our values would be aligned. Of course, well, the rewards back from the organization will always be greater than any relationship you may harbor, you should keep that in mind. Next - do you believe that honesty is overrated in some matters...?” A dozen more rapid-fire questions and answers, many of which posed a hidden innuendo or a tricky part, but Jane decided to go for broke and not to beat around the bush, since they liked her so much that the recruitment officer was ready to write her in right now. Finally, the lady put down the clipboard and stared at Jane again with her piercing gaze. “Well, our little chat has come to an end. Before I deliver my verdict, do you have any questions for me at all? Obviously prior to now we have discussed your remuneration package which I think you agreed was particularly good.” She took up the clipboard again, scribbled something in the corner of the sheet and turned it over, showing Jane the number she had written, smiled politely at Jane’s rounded eyes and put it down again. “Healthcare is included, we have our very own medical team who are used very often. They are very skilled at what they do. Sometimes it's necessary, you know.” Jane shuddered and shut her mouth quickly, suddenly deciding against trying to bargain for a social security package. It's kind of a lot of money already, that's for sure. “Now, dear Jane - you'll allow me to call you that, won't you? I'd like to say first of all that we are looking for, well, a very specific type of person and I have to say I admire your practicality - we don't see many people like you. However I do feel like you would fit in particularly well at our organization. I feel like I will be hearing your name over and over. In the spirit of that I would like to offer you a position within the organization. What do you say, would you like to accept? Please be aware that there is absolutely no going back from this decision.” “Hell yeah! I mean, I accept! That… your position, I accept!” Jane spit out these words faster than her brain had time to assess the situation, but such chances are a once-in-a-lifetime occurrence, and “Simple” Jane Bishop, of all people, knew well when to grab luck by the tail. The HR lady looked relieved. “I am so glad you said that because there is no going back either way unfortunately, and I'd be terribly sad if you and I had to... part ways. Now, welcome to the team! Although there's lots of paperwork, indemnity forms and things like that, later you will be heading off onto your first mission which I'm now at liberty to tell you about, how does that sound?” “Wait a sec, can I ask you a question? I love it here and all, but who are you guys, really?” The HR smiled as wide and sincere as if she had been waiting for that question. “Us? We're sort of, how can I put this? Superheroes. And you, dear Jane, are the new future of superheroes Now for the mission - in a nutshell, you need to go and relieve your current position from the person whose job you’re taking, because, you see, we have not yet informed them that they are now... fired.”

[@maskedharlequinne]

Jane was sitting in an extremely gray reception area with bare concrete walls, a thick bundle of wires snaking along the ceiling, and a heinously uncomfortable leather sofa that was equally heinously expensive - with her pockets chronically empty Jane had acquired a very good eye for fabulously expensive things she couldn't afford. The sofa kind of suggested that visitors are not to linger here. The coffee table in front of the sofa had the form of a fragile glass pancake propped up on a piece of thick rebar, and looked more like an art object than a functional table - a cup would fit on it, but a cookie plate wouldn’t. There were no magazines or leaflets in the waiting room, and the candidate had nothing to occupy themselves while waiting. The empty eyes of the cameras stared mockingly from every corner. The tech guy who sat on the other side of the surveillance system, probably entertained himself watching the visitors get bored out of their minds, since smartphones were confiscated at the entrance along with any other equipment, and the checkpoint looked way more solid than even an airport’s, with metal detectors, scanners and other complicated thingamajigs. Serious business venture, no shit. Jane was starting to seethe, she was not exactly famous for her impulse control, but the endless series of interviews, each one more bizarre than the last, and the interviewers' complete unwillingness to tell her whether she'd passed or not, were pissing her off evermore. Why the fuck had she even fallen for that ad? All was going fine, Bobby the Brick had promised that a job would come up any day now, but no, she just had to go cruising for a bruising. Now she’s gotta sit here, staring at these stupid walls, counting nail holes. Loft style, my ass. They'd better paint it properly and buy a decent sofa. She would’ve bought a large one, semicircular, made of snow-white soft genuine leather, and also a coffee table, kinda wooden, but also fully gilded, and then a leather footstool and a thick fluffy carpet..... Ain’t that just the way! Being immersed in her sweet interior design dreams, Jane didn't notice how a part of the concrete wall silently moved aside, opening a passage to the next room, and a lady appeared in the doorway - a black dress, a string of pearls round her neck, narrow glasses, such a mistress, blimey - one glance at her made it clear that she was HR, or accounting, or some other notorious department. Smart as a steel trap, would bite your head right off. The woman slightly straightened her already flawless black bob, stared at Jane with strange, almost colorless eyes from under her glasses and stretched her scarlet lips in a dazzlingly white, perfectly polite smile. “Thank you for coming. As I'm sure you can appreciate, we're not quite ready to show you our offices just yet, however congratulations on making it to the final interview. Well done you! And you should feel very honored, it's not very often that HR comes to you in person. So, I won't drag this out,” she glanced down at the clipboard with several pieces of paper she held in her hands, and a bright glare reflected off her glasses, completely obscuring her eyes for a moment. “I have a list of questions here and you're going to tell me how much you agree with each statement. They're a little odd perhaps but we need to be absolutely sure we get the person that we're after, and then after that I'll be giving you a few workplace scenarios just so you can tell me how you would act, interact and react in certain situations. After that you'll be pleased to hear that I have been authorized to either let you have the job or let you go. Exciting, isn't it? And if you do get the job I am also authorized to set you to work on your first mission. How very exciting, let's get started soon, I'm sure you're as anxious as we are to see how it all turns out.” Jane just nodded, and hurried to jump off the torture couch and follow the HR into the next room, which could be distinguished from from the reception room only by being larger in size as well as a complete absence of furniture and a presence of a huge panoramic window, which offered an amazing view of London’s center. The door-wall behind them slid into place just as silently. “Do you agree with the statement that you should do whatever it takes to get powerful people on your side?”, “Almost all people can be manipulated, right?”, “Do you believe that the payback should be quick and nasty?”, ”Will you say anything to get what you want?” - the questions were as quick and ruthless as a machine gun, and most of them really seemed eerie, but for some reason Jane felt as if the questionnaire was written specifically for her, and after each answer the viper grin of the bespectacled lady would become a little wider and a little warmer. “Okay, how are you feeling so far?” - without bothering to listen to her answer, the HR lady squinted and nodded, more to herself than Jane, and continued, “Actually, if it were up to me, I would stop this interview process now and offer you the job, however there is paperwork that needs to be filled in. Bear with me a little more, you’re doing great.” “I’m a small fly”, mumbled Jane. “I’ll just go like you go, do whatever you say. It's just as well I’ve passed so many stages already, gotta see it through. Your questions are kinda funny though.” “Yeah, it's a special questionnaire designed to pick out the best of the best, just like you.” And whether it was the light reflected from the glasses again, or Jane was just imagining things, but the dangerous lady winked slyly at her. “So, let's get on with it. Remember this job will take you all over the world to different locations and in front of all sorts of different people however the mission must always be the most important thing so I want to make sure that that's at the front of your mind with decision making. Now, suppose in the interest of the mission you have to betray someone, or perform some actions that may seem unacceptable to you, would you be able to do what would be required? Oh, excellent, I had no doubt that our values would be aligned. Of course, well, the rewards back from the organization will always be greater than any relationship you may harbor, you should keep that in mind. Next - do you believe that honesty is overrated in some matters...?” A dozen more rapid-fire questions and answers, many of which posed a hidden innuendo or a tricky part, but Jane decided to go for broke and not to beat around the bush, since they liked her so much that the recruitment officer was ready to write her in right now. Finally, the lady put down the clipboard and stared at Jane again with her piercing gaze. “Well, our little chat has come to an end. Before I deliver my verdict, do you have any questions for me at all? Obviously, prior to now we have discussed your remuneration package which I think you agreed was particularly good.” She took up the clipboard again, scribbled something in the corner of the sheet and turned it over, showing Jane the number she had written, smiled politely at Jane’s rounded eyes and put it down again. “Healthcare is included, we have our very own medical team who are used very often. They are very skilled at what they do. Sometimes it's necessary, you know.” Jane shuddered and shut her mouth quickly, suddenly deciding against trying to bargain for a social security package. It's kind of a lot of money already, that's for sure. “Now, dear Jane - you'll allow me to call you that, won't you? I'd like to say first of all that we are looking for, well, a very specific type of person and I have to say I admire your practicality - we don't see many people like you. However I do feel like you would fit in particularly well at our organization. I feel like I will be hearing your name over and over. In the spirit of that I would like to offer you a position within the organization. What do you say, would you like to accept? Please be aware that there is absolutely no going back from this decision.” “Hell yeah! I mean, I accept! That… your position, I accept!” Jane spit out these words faster than her brain had time to assess the situation, but such chances are a once-in-a-lifetime occurrence, and “Simple” Jane Bishop, of all people, knew well when to grab luck by the tail. The HR lady looked relieved. “I am so glad you said that because there is no going back either way unfortunately, and I'd be terribly sad if you and I had to... part ways. Now, welcome to the team! Although there's lots of paperwork, indemnity forms and things like that, later you will be heading off onto your first mission which I'm now at liberty to tell you about, how does that sound?” “Wait a sec, can I ask you a question? I love it here and all, but who are you guys, really?” The HR smiled as wide and sincere as if she had been waiting for that question. “Us? We're sort of, how can I put this? Superheroes. And you, dear Jane, are the new future of superheroes Now for the mission - in a nutshell, you need to go and relieve your current position from the person whose job you’re taking, because, you see, we have not yet informed them that they are now... fired.”

[@maskedharlequinne]

Jane was sitting in an extremely gray reception area with bare concrete walls, a thick bundle of wires snaking along the ceiling, and a heinously uncomfortable leather sofa that was equally heinously expensive - with her pockets chronically empty Jane had acquired a very good eye for fabulously expensive things she couldn't afford. The sofa kind of suggested that visitors are not to linger here. The coffee table in front of the sofa had the form of a fragile glass pancake propped up on a piece of thick rebar, and looked more like an art object than a functional table - a cup would fit on it, but a cookie plate wouldn’t. There were no magazines or leaflets in the waiting room, and the candidate had nothing to occupy themselves while waiting. The empty eyes of the cameras stared mockingly from every corner. The tech guy who sat on the other side of the surveillance system, probably entertained himself watching the visitors get bored out of their minds, since smartphones were confiscated at the entrance along with any other equipment, and the checkpoint looked way more solid than even an airport’s, with metal detectors, scanners and other complicated thingamajigs. Serious business venture, no shit. Jane was starting to seethe, she was not exactly famous for her impulse control, but the endless series of interviews, each one more bizarre than the last, and the interviewers' complete unwillingness to tell her whether she'd passed or not, were pissing her off evermore. Why the fuck had she even fallen for that ad? All was going fine, Bobby the Brick had promised that a job would come up any day now, but no, she just had to go cruising for a bruising. Now she’s gotta sit here, staring at these stupid walls, counting nail holes. Loft style, my ass. They'd better paint it properly and buy a decent sofa. She would’ve bought a large one, semicircular, made of snow-white soft genuine leather, and also a coffee table, kinda wooden, but also fully gilded, and then a leather footstool and a thick fluffy carpet..... Ain’t it just the way! Being immersed in her sweet interior design dreams, Jane didn't notice how a part of the concrete wall silently moved aside, opening a passage to the next room, and a lady appeared in the doorway - a black dress, a string of pearls round her neck, narrow glasses, such a mistress, blimey - one glance at her made it clear that she was HR, or accounting, or some other notorious department. Smart as a steel trap, would bite your head right off. The woman slightly straightened her already flawless black bob, stared at Jane with strange, almost colorless eyes from under her glasses and stretched her scarlet lips in a dazzlingly white, perfectly polite smile. “Thank you for coming. As I'm sure you can appreciate, we're not quite ready to show you our offices just yet, however congratulations on making it to the final interview. Well done you! And you should feel very honored, it's not very often that HR comes to you in person. So, I won't drag this out,” she glanced down at the clipboard with several pieces of paper she held in her hands, and a bright glare reflected off her glasses, completely obscuring her eyes for a moment. “I have a list of questions here and you're going to tell me how much you agree with each statement. They're a little odd perhaps but we need to be absolutely sure we get the person that we're after, and then after that I'll be giving you a few workplace scenarios just so you can tell me how you would act, interact and react in certain situations. After that you'll be pleased to hear that I have been authorized to either let you have the job or let you go. Exciting, isn't it? And if you do get the job I am also authorized to set you to work on your first mission. How very exciting, let's get started soon, I'm sure you're as anxious as we are to see how it all turns out.” Jane just nodded, and hurried to jump off the torture couch and follow the HR into the next room, which could be distinguished from from the reception room only by being larger in size as well as a complete absence of furniture and a presence of a huge panoramic window, which offered an amazing view of London’s center. The door-wall behind them slid into place just as silently. “Do you agree with the statement that you should do whatever it takes to get powerful people on your side?”, “Almost all people can be manipulated, right?”, “Do you believe that the payback should be quick and nasty?”, ”Will you say anything to get what you want?” - the questions were as quick and ruthless as a machine gun, and most of them really seemed eerie, but for some reason Jane felt as if the questionnaire was written specifically for her, and after each answer the viper grin of the bespectacled lady would become a little wider and a little warmer. “Okay, how are you feeling so far?” - without bothering to listen to her answer, the HR lady squinted and nodded, more to herself than Jane, and continued, “Actually, if it were up to me, I would stop this interview process now and offer you the job, however there is paperwork that needs to be filled in. Bear with me a little more, you’re doing great.” “I’m a small fly”, mumbled Jane. “I’ll just go as you go, do whatever you say. It's just as well I’ve passed so many stages, already, gotta see it through. Your questions are kinda funny though.” “Yeah, it's a special questionnaire designed to pick out the best of the best, just like you.” And whether it was the light reflected from the glasses again, or Jane was just imagining things, but the dangerous lady winked slyly at her. “So, let's get on with it. Remember this job will take you all over the world to different locations and in front of all sorts of different people however the mission must always be the most important thing so I want to make sure that that's at the front of your mind with decision making. Now, suppose in the interest of the mission you have to betray someone, or perform some actions that may seem unacceptable to you, would you be able to do what would be required? Oh, excellent, I had no doubt that our values would be aligned. Of course, well, the rewards back from the organization will always be greater than any relationship you may harbor, you should keep that in mind. Next - do you believe that honesty is overrated in some matters...?” A dozen more rapid-fire questions and answers, many of which posed a hidden innuendo or a tricky part, but Jane decided to go for broke and not to beat around the bush, since they liked her so much that the recruitment officer was ready to write her in right now. Finally, the lady put down the clipboard and stared at Jane again with her piercing gaze. “Well, our little chat has come to an end. Before I deliver my verdict, do you have any questions for me at all? Obviously prior to now we have discussed your remuneration package which I think you agreed was particularly good.” She took up the clipboard again, scribbled something in the corner of the sheet and turned it over, showing Jane the number she had written, smiled politely at Jane’s rounded eyes and put it down again. “Healthcare is included, we have our very own medical team who are used very often. They are very skilled at what they do. Sometimes it's necessary, you know.” Jane shuddered and shut her mouth quickly, suddenly deciding against trying to bargain for a social security package. It's kind of a lot of money already, that's for sure. “Now, dear Jane - you'll allow me to call you that, won't you? I'd like to say first of all that we are looking for, well, a very specific type of person and I have to say I admire your practicality - we don't see many people like you. However I do feel like you would fit in particularly well at our organization. I feel like I will be hearing your name over and over. In the spirit of that I would like to offer you a position within the organization. What do you say, would you like to accept? Please be aware that there is absolutely no going back from this decision.” “Hell yeah! I mean, I accept! That… your position, I accept!” Jane spit out these words faster than her brain had time to assess the situation, but such chances are a once-in-a-lifetime occurrence, and “Simple” Jane Bishop, of all people, knew well when to grab luck by the tail. The HR lady looked relieved. “I am so glad you said that because there is no going back either way unfortunately, and I'd be terribly sad if you and I had to... part ways. Now, welcome to the team! Although there's lots of paperwork, indemnity forms and things like that, later you will be heading off onto your first mission which I'm now at liberty to tell you about, how does that sound?” “Wait a sec, can I ask you a question? I love it here and all, but who are you guys, really?” The HR smiled as wide and sincere as if she had been waiting for that question. “Us? We're sort of, how can I put this? Superheroes. And you, dear Jane, are the new future of superheroes Now for the mission - in a nutshell, you need to go and relieve your current position from the person whose job you’re taking, because, you see, we have not yet informed them that they are now... fired.”

[@SirimiriASMR]

What a great story, thank you for sharing it. I love how you put a completely different spin on the ending!

[@dobo9194]

I’m a latecomer but I think you’re incredibly talented!! So few get horror asmr right, and nobody does it this good. I’d love to see a letting agent giving me a tour of 50 Berkeley Square…

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you! 50 Berkeley Square definitely fits the channel vibe…

[@dobo9194]

@ it’s all about the invisible and the unknown…. you do that extraordinarily well 😁

[@tommyc139]

Wake up yalllll the asmr queen has posted

[@roxy1558]

Best ASMR channel, so beautifull voice❤!

[@SirimiriASMR]

That’s very kind, thank you!

[@roxy1558]

​@@SirimiriASMR Marvelous comment 😊

[@FaithReilly-r1q]

I love your voice i find it so comforting. Your also stunning ❤❤

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you ☺️

[@FaithReilly-r1q]

@@SirimiriASMR no thank you for making me fall sound asleep!💋❤️

[@loly-f2s]

This happiness, gentlemen, now we can sleep soundly

[@SirimiriASMR]

Sleep well…

[@nicknein4056]

Answering every question makes me realise I'm actually a bad human being xD Love your videos

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you!

[@technicolorsoultheory3924]

I need to know desperately where this accent is from. It’s extremely satisfying

[@ikoch1ko]

i truly hope you enjoy making these as much as we enjoy watching them, because id hate to see these “creepy/ unsettling” roleplays go🫠 Nobody does it like you Siri !💕

[@SirimiriASMR]

I cannot tell you just how much I love making these!

[@yaaoke2139]

this is what I'm waiting for❤

[@kazeiku]

Oh no not HR 😭😭😭 we are cooked

[@princesszelda1997]

I love how they clearly want you to be evil! Am I a bald man in a red tie and a barcode at the back of my head, by any chance?

[@SirimiriASMR]

I don’t think we’re a million miles away from 47…

[@Valhallaeiru]

You have such a lovely and elegant voice 🥺

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you!

[@Dizzie555]

Gracias, algoritmo de YT 🤩 amo tu contenido

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you!

[@emilyb.8219]

Pov: you're being interviewed to be the CEO of a multi billion dollar corporation

[@Duke_Nukemm]

Oooooo dark triad babbyyyyy that's what I'm talking about!!!

[@SirimiriASMR]

Enjoy!

[@sadafpr1998]

You can always make my inner monster wake up!😅❤

[@MrJetix-su7qn]

I love your ‘hmmmm!’ very much

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you!

[@melancholystreet]

ok but can we talk about just how stunning she looks?

[@skycendre257]

So basically Honest Job Interview lol

[@SirimiriASMR]

😆

[@fullmoonwitch2318]

Most soothing HR meeting ever! Although I did answer the questions honestly and I'm not sure what the answers say about me. 😬

[@SirimiriASMR]

All good things I’m sure…

[@fullmoonwitch2318]

@@SirimiriASMR 😆 You're too kind.

[@VShanmay]

7:02 - a 1 - uhmm, who? - uh, no one?.. - I can see that! - T H A N K S

[@kira_dream6916]

The diva always divaing

[@SirimiriASMR]

☺️

[@sparwasser2]

Great video ❤

[@SirimiriASMR]

Thank you!

[@wookjinz]

the way this video makes me fall asleep asap should be studied

[@Cinnamon_Loaf]

I want to stay up to listen to all the questions, but I keep falling asleep half way through 😅 It’s a good problem to have, but I want to know what’s happening lol

[@HaruDaRabbit]

i would love to see a black mesa asmr video from you, I don't know why but your voice sounds something id hear in half life 1

[@sophiesss2]

The only 'hi, there' i need

[@v2u-I2c]

Funny! I suspect I would get a call from some agency if I answered the questions - let's say the right way - Ms. Moneypenny. 😎😁 Unexpected video. Surprise, surprise. Exciting as always. It fits the concept 😆. When do you finish work today, Ms. Moneypenny? 😉

[@SirimiriASMR]

I mean, she’s great, but I wouldn’t want to have to meet her if I was in trouble 😆

[@v2u-I2c]

🔎Fascinating! You are afraid of the character you created yourself 😆. Maybe that's why I keep coming back here. Oh no, this is really not an ordinary channel. It's one of the exciting ones and full of surprises! 😎