Measuring Your Facial Features ... for Science! | ASMR

[@akoalabear239]

I don’t think I’ve ever heard the word caruncle before today, but now I’ve probably heard it 20+ times and I’ve been told that mine are quite stunning. Funny how life can change so quickly.

[@charliegfdb6867]

Crrubdehbdcbhuiofweyipwhtbjpcruuopvnhghpvfrhbhp

[@yellowmello1223]

@@charliegfdb6867 You okay

[@charliegfdb6867]

@@yellowmello1223 wait what

[@charliegfdb6867]

Oh wait wtf

[@charliegfdb6867]

I must have been high or blacked out I don’t remember typing that lol

[@emptycarrots4051]

"Your entire face belongs in a museum" Yeah it's a real Picasso

[@manwtf3883]

oh my FUCKING god

[@MaiMuffins]

Ba dum tisss

[@ThePhantomM1X]

Creep me right out

[@TristanLackey]

Wap wap wamp waaaaaahh

[@tylercoomber4319]

Ooh, self burns, Those are rare

[@SublimeNine]

ER: “do you have any questions for me” Me: “yeah actu-“ ER: “No, good”

[@spicywater8701]

quantum gamer he knew your question, he answered it later in the video

[@rmcmahan0348]

Idk why but if he was a bit younger he may look like ssundee just saying

[@monib9669]

When was that

[@maxsolis5538]

quantum gamer Cliche comment 😒

[@runawayfaeIX]

Just like a real doctor, honestly 😅

[@wikern7010]

When you were 6 and tried to make a Mii of yourself

[@koso0423]

Don’t give the math teachers any good ideas!

[@bartekkaminski9246]

And and

[@ThatFakeSternYT]

Yep

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

Synchronized Cell ..what do you mean..??

[@EternallyEve]

@@orangeismyfavoritecolor read the OP

[@florilaan]

Somebody needs to determine the exact measurements he actually took and draw the face that would have been needed for that

[@dovahcatgaming922]

PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU!

[@khymerlynnchamberlayne5411]

I might do this soon ,,, quarantine has me bored and deprived 😳

[@MaiMuffins]

@@khymerlynnchamberlayne5411 , Wow I would have never thought that it would look like that. I'm impressed you stayed awake enough to record the info and draw it.

[@livly_garden]

@@khymerlynnchamberlayne5411 they have the most stunning caruncles

[@kalidasanmuthusamy4887]

Me: yes Yes YEs YES

[@remy1705]

i’ve been reading through the comments and i am so impressed with the fanbase of ER. everyone is so genuine and nice to each other, a very good environment as well as very relaxing asmr vids. congrats to you ER and to all the wonderful people in the comments. have a fantastic day and don’t get corona

[@shadowbrine114]

I think that's just the ASMR community in general (the audience I mean). If you don't get the tingles (as in you not react to it) or you think all this is weird, then you just move on. Like, people don't tend to leave nasty comments on videos like this, because you'd already have to like ASMR to find it. So everyone left is really nice! 😊

[@skymanlordoftheskies]

This comment is like a blast in the past into 2020

[@maple7093]

What's wrong with a good beer, eh?

[@lillie3029]

I hate you. This is definitely not satire. /s

[@SnootDog]

(Narrator voice) "And then he said the N-word..."

[@agusss_villa]

when you want to recreate yourself in The Sims

[@Max_6200]

Literally me

[@trippyskully449]

Was gonna like but then realized it’s on 666

[@hydrawith2heads912]

@@trippyskully449 don't worry it's safe now

[@madatrynnn]

@MALACHI MARSH nah they probably just like the number. so baby pls chill n go nite nite to this video

[@squish8785]

@MALACHI MARSH OK.. Sheep 😜

[@Mistersheeaun]

Man I really hope we get a follow up to "what type of SCP are you?". That's my favorite rift video ever and there's so much potential there

[@Hank123West]

Honestly he could make this an SCP ASMR channel and id still be happy lol

[@PredatorH2O]

@@Hank123West It basically is one. Most characters could definetely be considered as scp.

[@og.K7]

predator H2O which characters?

[@PredatorH2O]

@@og.K7 Corvus , Dave, The Man etc.

[@inderclubpodcast125]

yeah but honestly we need some crazy sh*t going on there like the viewer needs some wings or a monster body, so er can talk about it, would be so interesting and fun (no front btw)

[@OGSinisterPotato]

275g/9¾oz unsalted butter, softened. *275g/9¾oz soft light brown sugar.* 225g/8oz granulated sugar. *2 large free-range eggs.* 1 tbsp vanilla extract. *475g/1lb 1oz plain flour.* 2 tsp baking powder. *300g/10½oz good-quality milk chocolate,* chopped. roughly into chunks, *100mg of vecuronium bromide.*

[@Beat_2004]

Mwat

[@I-TM-I]

I'm extremely confused and terrified by this.

[@theskeleclan]

Thank I fed this to my dad And now he’s flying through walls at hyper sonic speeds

[@LunaTheMushroom]

gonna need some context sir

[@leotsering]

​@@LunaTheMushroom*CAKE*

[@jarjarjacobs]

it took a middle aged man dressed as a doctor in a KZbin video to teach me self confidence in my caruncles.

[@SPAMTONGG]

Mood

[@ltbubbas]

god takes many forms

[@This_Guy55]

Ltbubas lol true

[@captainxbox7322]

@Lexi Asbury perhaps he is

[@captainxbox7322]

@Lexi Asbury ha

[@Synthshot]

Doctor: *Explains and measures face* Me: I like your funny words, science man

[@rontyla4894]

Yeah Science!

[@killeranimatronic5448]

@@rontyla4894 science is good but migic is better

[@viceroy2466]

Sounds like a skyrim guard.

[@shruggedword2302]

Clone high references are the best

[@I-TM-I]

Welcome to Aperature.

[@danktoast2898]

“don’t worry, if you pass out I’ll just keep feelin you up”

[@ivoboksem851]

danktoast I wouldn’t even mind

[@perniciouscarrot7528]

@@ivoboksem851 Mmmmm kinky

[@enterval4328]

OJ simpson: HE TOOK MY ENTIRE FLOW, WORD FOR WORD BAR FOR BAR

[@ClaytonTheCracker]

@@enterval4328 more like Bill Cosby

[@heresydeleter4276]

Claytonislit 420 *Pill Cosby

[@herpderp3916]

I think this whole video was just an excuse for ER to say caruncle over and over.

[@Im_Everywhere]

I suspect that you've hit the nail on the head there bud

[@kakary3161]

Bubger Kirg

[@AGA-q3f]

@@kakary3161 borkr kink

[@tomahawk929]

W O R T H I T :)

[@luni1946]

Me: I don't like my body. ER: Has anybody ever told you, that you have amazing and fascinating caruncles?

[@boopsboops7692]

They really are something

[@cornchicken08]

This video is a lot more terrifying if you watch without sound and guess what he's measuring

[@Necrom6]

My absolutely humongous monster cock

[@totallynotimpostor8533]

.

[@og.K7]

PeksMex whats a cock?

[@resnoname2411]

@@og.K7 an animal,the male of a regular chicken.

[@localjuicebox9026]

@@resnoname2411 if u look at his channel u can tell he knows what it is

[@verynotunique]

ER: you have extraordinary caruncles me: *starts crying*

[@YoIsthatJuiceboxSupreme]

Do not

[@Spxddesghxst]

This made my day

[@Osoros666]

my brain in the middle of an exam: " caruncle - isn't that a beautiful word?" me: stop brain: " caruncle caruncle caruncle caruncle caruncle caruncle "

[@bruhnova8917]

How does this have no replies wth

[@gamerbros3431]

@@bruhnova8917 you ruined it

[@SwordGuy17]

@@gamerbros3431 Then why don't we all just delete our own replies?

[@bubblegalaxywolf3419]

Um 🧍‍♀️🍿 don't mind me.

[@idiotyhjtasdfgdghnm6638]

Car uncle

[@MinorSpiffy]

Can you do a video where you are just really suspicious of whoever you're testing like they are lying with every answer for no reason. Just pull back your face and be like "you sure about that...."

[@Potato-pq5ez]

Gaslighting asmr

[@amandaf7214]

Do you need a hug?

[@thehappywendigo4813]

the new world order wont stand for sus behaviour

[@rotwieler5]

Id be up to see that :)

[@shipmastershadowofintent5249]

@@amandaf7214 is that for everybody

[@fatborb.5677]

Telling it's for science is basically telling "You're ugly." In a way to not hurt someone's feelings.

[@jojje4861]

Fat Borb. Or he wants prime mesurments of a sæxy face

[@frizzykitten20]

It could just be really weird to say they like your face and want to measure it so claim its for science id get very worried like are they goimg to make another face of mine and be weird with it if they liked it, but for science its easier to say yes 😂

[@freddo4304]

That's why I skipped it so that way I am not ugly 200IQ

[@akoalabear239]

We’re not ugly, this man clearly told us that we have gorgeous caruncles!!

[@mitsurumochida8488]

The most scientific way to say "you look hot"

[@MSKIV]

*correct*

[@tenaciousjape8288]

Nono, he’s got a point

[@No.1EspurrFan]

Why are you booing me?! I'm right!

[@bruhnova8917]

I mean, yeah

[@kelp_idk]

That is what we call a statement that is not wrong.

[@TheCstar07]

I don't know Doc, the last time someone measured me while I was asleep I woke up in a grave

[@someguyontheinternet8769]

Trust me You have my word that that might not happen

[@nobledamask]

* nonchalantly whistles "The Shadow of the Undertaker" *

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

Last time it happened for me, I woke up in a room with someone I hated.

[@FoxBullet]

Lucky; last time I got measured like this, I blinked and woke up in a corn field. Damn aliens; that probe left me sore for a week!

[@bombdotcom2168]

I reckon the last time someone measured me in my sleep I ended up with a missing kidney-

[@BumUncleCyd]

Just title this “ER saying caruncle for 54 minutes”

[@DakonusPlays]

Actually 54:05 😂😂

[@luis_-mf3er]

come watch my baby Pluto edit would really appreciate it

[@incrediblepony]

He learned a new word - we should be proud of uncle ER. It's not often boomers broaden their horizons xD

[@incrediblepony]

@@oddity404 no clue really.. with they way he changes looks all the time he could be 32 or 58 :S

[@lindseyphilbin4515]

Feeling pretty good about my caruncles right now

[@gee_dubya]

Me trying to get a girlfriend: “You have the most amazing caruncles”

[@DwightLivesMatter]

Cringe.

[@chilly1701]

@14LM Stfu and don’t ask for views

[@tenaciousjape8288]

That is officially my pick-up line from now on!

[@JustLaxxin]

He'd crawl out of a hole in the ground lol

[@boofenshmirtz3658]

What’s ur profile picture? It’s creepy

[@asklepio7787]

Bruh, I just noticed that I have the same pen as you... I lost it yesterday 👀

[@wolftankbabygay]

It was I, the great pApyRUs

[@saltygoat9034]

He’s sneakin in your window, snatchin yo pencils up.

[@Goldstar990]

Exposed

[@ericaleslie257]

In your case... It would be... *HAD*... Since you lost it yesterday!!😂

[@00brick93]

he stole it

[@fergusdunlop8498]

1:57 ER:"and your upper right pupil" Me: yea treat me like the four eyed freak that I am.

[@arsenicsCatnip]

Fergus Dunlop that’s sounds kinky ngl

[@fergusdunlop8498]

@@arsenicsCatnip I I did not mean for it to sound like that lmao

[@JerryBlueChew]

Fergus Dunlop it really sounded like it did LMAO

[@cutiesoupia]

New fetish acquired, 4eyed kink

[@a_normal_guyy3627]

@CripticLocker apparently your comment is translate to English as "come on"

[@liekeemilia]

*Ephemeral Rift saying I have remarkable facial features* Me laying in bed with a double chin: :))

[@myrobloxworldrevamped2002]

Your lucky :((((((((((

[@erynevangelho4538]

Very accurate

[@thatcarguy2064]

My Roblox World: REVAMPED technically it would be :( ))))))))))))))

[@TrevorEllison-lh5yo]

:^ /))

[@cidnah]

double chin doesn't mean ugly!!!

[@qualivia]

I want someone to take those measurements and draw us the face of this fascinating creature.

[@Cam-rz4zd]

Me spending 15 hours in the character creation on a new MMO:

[@thegodofallakira6349]

Two possibilities: one er found out what a caraunkel was about an hour before writing the script for this, or b, he’s know for a while and has wanted to put it in a video for the longest time and finally had a chance.

[@rabidrider1135]

This had me so relaxed and laughing all at the same time. I lost it when he said pull someone aside and tell them to take a good look at your nostrils.

[@Mythzz]

27:46 *"well my scepticism.. Jumped out of the 40 story window to its death..."* I love it 😂

[@I-TM-I]

Did it do it for SCIENCE!?!? (portal music starts to play)

[@Mkmcco]

I fell asleep around 20 minutes into the video In school

[@xenan214]

I would've liked to see that happen

[@frizzykitten20]

Thats a risky place to watch these videos in the first place 😂

[@ThePhantomM1X]

For science

[@timewellspent8137]

-IN AMERICA I don't think most of you will understand that one

[@immaguitar3640]

@@timewellspent8137 I think it should pretty obvious considering how often that joke is made on the internet lol

[@user-sk3jd3ff3q]

Day 12 of trying to convince Ephemeral Rift to do a Gandalf the Grey ASMR Video

[@DarkWallay]

Keep going soldier! I'm supporting you!

[@crusadervader3609]

Dude I would love to see it

[@LuckyArceus]

M or dumbledore.

[@johnweber4504]

That could be funny, “YOU SHALL NOT PASS OUT...yet”

[@FirestormDDash]

And what. Then have a crossover with the Thor of ASMR?

[@TimberYeti1089]

I know this is an old video man, but I have to say: your video quality is amazing. Easily top 5% of the creators out there. Audio is very good also, but this video really showcases your video fidelity.

[@FirestormDDash]

"I like pupils. They're alright." - Rift

[@aircrawdad7313]

8:10 "It doesn't effect your vision at all I just want you to be self conscious for the rest of your life" O-oh.....

[@Yunowuno]

Sees aot pfp Me: your a person of culture as well

[@Bluesit32]

"Am I some kind of freak? Is that a hump?! I am not an animal!"

[@dejangvozdic715]

Dexter: omelette du fromage Me: caruncles

[@lumethecrow2632]

Omelette

[@lumethecrow2632]

@What about no He can just Google it

[@AlaynaAlana]

Ain’t that an egg?

[@lumethecrow2632]

@@AlaynaAlana An omelette is made with eggs, sí

[@bigoulay46]

What about no hahaha t’es en train de tous les mêler là.

[@Shotzy64]

I can’t help but think that ER just writes down his shopping list whenever he has a clipboard.

[@VerucaMarie]

"Hey girl, lemme measure your eyeball and then bounce."

[@MaxiSniper]

"Hey you got nice caruncles"

[@grxh6633]

34:06 „I like pupils“ *FBI knocks on door*

[@shishi1806]

I don't know if I should be laughing or concerned

[@yellowmello1223]

Oh my This is really creative

[@MaxiSniper]

*MAN*

[@bkroque10]

I keep coming back to this video, it gave me the most tingles I've ever had in my entire life.

[@PamelaAlcantara4387]

Can I just say I absolutely adore how he ads “For science” and after says “the measurements I *need*”

[@BirdyBrainzz15]

"You have quit the remarkable set of facial features..." Why thank you~ ( ꈍᴗꈍ) The man likes ma caruncles

[@GodofWisdom123]

Yay

[@bombdotcom2168]

Such a strange word- Caruncle. I kept laughing and snapping right back awake when he said Caruncle

[@AndratVO]

This, to me, feels like an “Eye of the Beholder” Twilight Zone-styled video, just with much less terror. While almost everyone in the Riftverse has the same facial features, we have a different face, as was made evident by the many people making remarks about our face to this doctor and him doing measurements to make sure we had the right proportions, making sure we conform to this society’s standards.

[@hairburrito]

now THIS is galaxy brain

[@FirestormDDash]

Its just a horse in a tux. Dont worry guys. He blends right in.

[@luis_-mf3er]

Andrat come watch my baby Pluto edit would really appreciate it

[@sihtdaeruoynac3486]

Man, this got deep suddenly...

[@shadowbrine114]

This is such a deep and beautiful comment and my tired ass was just staring at it thinking "wtf is eye of the beholder? Is that a Yu-Gi-Oh card?"

[@foxx.on.saturn5143]

Him: You have nice...uh facial features Me half asleep: Whyyyy thank you 😌 i picked them out myself

[@Shadowheart181]

Ah, went through the body modification too I see

[@grimms8783]

Everyone else in the comments: "Man I'm so ugly" My immediate thoughts on seeing the video: "Go ahead and measure, I'm bloody gorgeous."

[@vurelf]

fact!!

[@blitzkrieg7353]

E.R. in the video: Bruh you ugly af tbh

[@acolorbox]

Dallen Franklin im not. I don’t eat hot chips or lie.

[@grimms8783]

@Dallen Franklin Yeah, I would say so considering I'm a dude.

[@grimms8783]

@Dallen Franklin Well, not really. I probably have as much to offer as the average person. I'm just confident in my appearance is all.

[@BornotB-xi6kg]

"for science" By this he means getting measurements so he can clone us and replace us with a near perfect replica.

[@akoalabear239]

Hopefully the replica of me will be better than my actual self xD

[@cyanmint1173]

It'll be like the episode when everyone turns into Dr.Doof zombies

[@I-TM-I]

LORE: this is a scientist from Aperature Science to clone people for tests.

[@iimv1935]

Honestly I don’t want to sound demanding if you ever read this or if anyone else agrees with me i could really use another suicidal thoughts and depression video. This year is super shitty and I’ve been having more consistent thoughts of suicide and they really help take my mind off of my everyday life and help me stomach everything that’s happening. If not it’s ok I have all of your other lovely videos but I figure I could at least try. Much love and good luck everyone

[@localboye1962]

I hope you’re ok friend , Rift may not have posted one of those in a while but if you ever need somebody to talk to I’m here , even though we don’t know each other I’m willing to listen if it means your life continues , I hope you’ve had a great day today

[@andrewtrojack2796]

My Instagram is Andrew.trojack . Snap is andrew.trojack . If you need to talk don’t hesitate to add me or follow me g

[@shyguy7481]

Definitely agree with you another video like that would be incredible xx best of luck to you in your hard times the storm cant last forever

[@TheWorhik]

Soon all these treaths will be over, just keep faith and hold on. I believe in you, you can do it.

[@angelycal]

bro i feel the same... hope youre ok, take care and good luck, everything will get better with time 💞

[@emilypassaro1847]

I'm always so anxious to go to sleep because of my meds giving me terrible nightmares every single night, but without fail you are what helps me finally fall asleep thank you so much

[@jwfjwf4031]

When Uncle E becomes Caruncle E

[@shadowbrine114]

This one. This is my favourite comment

[@Kogara1]

Me: watching asmr turn up the audio Ad: PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

[@MsYunaFires]

And this is why you go Premium ;)

[@bigboikrabbypatty3979]

Original

[@_foodwrap_]

LET'S PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

[@homeforflowers218]

Although it wasn't an ASMR ad, mine was an ad for Persona 5 Royal. I watched it through and through till the very end!

[@coominrider]

Vanced?

[@TheBladeOfTheHero]

There better be a “Fixing Your Crooked Smile ASMR” video coming in the future.

[@MSKIV]

I can make your smile crooked with my rates E fists

[@kockinmeazz]

@@MSKIV Run my 1s 🐱

[@Poet_03]

I kept hearing Grunkle, which made me miss Gravity Falls a lot... BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER.

[@Kn1feShift]

HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!

[@delastiny648]

@@Kn1feShift it's funny because marriage is terrible!

[@twiggerpoem0057]

This is what I live for gravity falls jokes in a asmr video comment section

[@krystaleekeane7237]

This has weirdly done so much for my confidence (Which is the lowest measure possible) that I won’t even question the oddity of this video

[@TheCstar07]

I like it when he does a science

[@capn_fannybaws5709]

I love listening to asmr at work. Work is stressful and this is relaxing and plus I have monster so that I'm not falling asleep at work.

[@gemndiamonds6425]

let's measure your dilated pupils *actively constricts pupils with bright light*

[@alinatheresa702]

😂😂

[@bbvetromile]

Thank you!

[@Knivesisi]

This is one of the few videos I can sleep to with 100% effectiveness, 100% of the time. Well done

[@ollie_ii]

1:02 Rift: “before we begin, do you have any questions for me, whatsoever?” Me: “is this lega-“ Rift: “no? Excellent.” Me: *visible confusion*

[@RainRiderAmbience]

ok, if its for science :P

[@itsfridapedersen2130]

I’ve been struggling with quarantine and sickness as of yesterday and this really helped me to relax, thank you!

[@CooledJets]

Coronavirus ASMR when?

[@Acor]

Covid-19 head ass

[@patrickmcneilly4293]

Try not to get a car sick, it could catch the Corolla Virus.

[@itsfridapedersen2130]

Patrick McNeilly That’s a good one

[@ericaleslie257]

Oh my God...😱 You have been infected with and are physically sick with THIS CORONOVIRUS????!!!!...😱 Again... Oh my God...😱 If it is fine for me to ask... Which country of this earth of ours do you live in??!!😭 I am so sorry that you are physically sick with this CORONSVIRUS...😭 Hope you get better soon... 😭

[@TheEliteLiberator]

I probably watch this video every day ill be honest. It never gets old

[@MoxxieAngel-LeeValentine.]

i have heterochromia (two different eye colours) and i don’t get much appreciation for them. hearing him say that they’re fascinating really made my confidence boost 🥺 x

[@flamedinogaming1226]

midnight._ butterscotch I appreciate them

[@flamedinogaming1226]

That cool as hell

[@MoxxieAngel-LeeValentine.]

flamedino gaming aw, thankyou 🥺🥰

[@marki_parki9224]

@@MoxxieAngel-LeeValentine. hold up, people don't appreciate. I get so intrigued by different colored eyes. Humans, dogs, tarantulas, anything. It just seems so fascinating.

[@emmabean8034]

:O What colors???

[@yungavocado3158]

The last time we measured facial features of people, it wasn't so welcome by the world.

[@abnormaltetricitisrex7269]

Yung Avocado “his nose is too big...” *Send him to the gulag*

[@yungavocado3158]

@@abnormaltetricitisrex7269 *the "camp"

[@gaim_goddess3090]

They had to check to see if they were ripe for the oven

[@gangstakittie7699]

@@gaim_goddess3090 oh my god haha

[@GoOnion]

Well, I was thinking more about this and the will west case

[@reapster12]

I feel like this man just finds the funniest terms and just repeats them. I love it its funny

[@kadburycream]

I like that ER is helping to fill my lifetime quota of the word caruncle in one video, considering I’ve never heard it before and probably never will again. Glad to fill that all at once, thanks!

[@gdtiuler6506]

54 mins of rift making you smile should be the title

[@jackiea.507]

ER is one of my faves. He’s so different and soothing. Him and Latte

[@Strokearm]

High five for latte! And moonlight cottage

[@xandria_magic777]

Just imagine a collab between ER and latte 😅

[@IceBlueASMR]

''For science'' ohhhkay Feels like some Frankenstein experiment lol

[@loehm3966]

Science

[@frailvictorianchild]

Skience

[@seshgreen4084]

Dismemberment song?

[@Cyian]

siens

[@AadiASMR]

3:10 doing something on camera and sound really good keep it up

[@Catoonz]

Having unlimited stash of ideas... FOR SCIENCE

[@mudshrooze]

My level of confidence in my looks raised a whole 2 percent because of this video. thankyou sir!!

[@shannonn2569]

I am currently sick and this seems to be helping me not feel alone, feeling sleepy.

[@aarononeill2993]

Him: You have a remarkable set of facial features Me with my triple chin: *wELl ThaNk yOu!*

[@Whatever-mx3bt]

3:15 oh yes! That device gave me the longest tingles, that is super effective!

[@trixieboi9530]

*Measuring mouth* "Thats gonna be about 7 caruncles wide"

[@Red_Dragon4977]

Meaning your pants “That going to be oh wait uh 0 caruncles wide”

[@bronycrafter1526]

This has apparently become my nightly video to sleep to, caruncles are incredibly relaxing

[@IamDefinetlyaBagel]

This guy so good he has no haters visible

[@claras.740]

Loved this. I find face measurement videos oddly relaxing

[@Goldstar990]

"I like pupils, they're alright!" "What was I doing again?" MEEEEE

[@L0CAL15]

@Cock_Huge lp2 You don't gotta be so rude about a comment, you know.

[@boodaboop7246]

Cock_Huge lp2 bruh moment

[@literallybooby2737]

@Cock_Huge lp2 lmao

[@ArchangelionTTV]

I think this may be my favorite of your videos. Dunno why but it just relaxes me so much!

[@TheRealCantaraBella]

Decided to scroll back through the vids to find a golden nugget. I missed this one when it first came out. So glad I found it in this extensive library.

[@BatzuBatzu]

This guy just brings me happiness with his own simple way

[@tubecrazy3000]

“I like pupils, there alright.” And that’s it. XD I woke back up laughing.

[@FidoeFTW]

My favorite part was when you would write down on the paper attached to the clipboard. Suuuper relaxing.

[@BigDirector1151]

This is pretty great.. but how about Corvus cures you of Corona virus ASMR

[@RRTSMPlayz]

I litteraly agree you but speaking of Corvus,I kinda miss him 😔

[@britmeme]

I don't think he would just because it might receive a lot of harsh backlash. There's an asmrtist that made a corona video and lost a shit ton of subs.

[@henrysneck2719]

Nahh he shouldn't do that sjajajajja

[@kateen3915]

YES!!!

[@tartagliussy529]

He kinda listened

[@camloch]

Okay, but why does this video make me feel affirmed in my face? This video genuinely makes me happy, and rarely does such a video occur that makes me feel as happy as, if not happier than, the SCP-049 video.

[@PEYTONTHECOWBOYPRINCESS]

It seems like every time I try to relax I get a PragerU add complaining how they’re being censored on KZbin.

[@MrCooljeppe]

Is pragerU still a thing? yikes, i hoped it would have died out by now

[@sarahmathias9463]

MrCooljeppe you and me both, but they're still trucking on being bigoted assholes

[@Charlie-wk8pj]

This helps me fall asleep ever night thank you for making this

[@chelsiebrown3276]

Still listening to it almost every night and I still can’t remember what happens at the end… yay sleep 😅

[@Doc_Book42609]

When he mentioned the eye pigmentation, i suddenly remembered that my eyes were hetocromatic and they have multiple different colors, so, thank you for noticing

[@Doc_Book42609]

I don't remember writing this

[@Doc_Book42609]

I still have no memory of writing this

[@existentialcrisiscat5188]

@@Doc_Book42609 this might be the funniest thing I've read all year 💀

[@goreman7160]

@@Doc_Book42609 do you remember writing this yet

[@Doc_Book42609]

Not even a little bit

[@debbieparks356]

Your descriptions alone deserve thumbs up.

[@lucasrex95]

The caruncles got me. Never have i ever been so happy to have someone appreciate my caruncles.

[@Snomadu]

Next video: Making a life sized silicon model of *you*

[@tulatrippin]

I appreciate how complementary you are about my caruncles. But I'd really like to see Her Doctor about my plague symptoms. I've been told he has the cure! Or was it The Professor...

[@empirecrumbles615]

Alejandra Magallanes herr doctor you untellectual

[@ASMRCollectNPlay]

I've said it a million times and I'll say it again, nothing creates better ASMR than being measured.

[@RiK00N__]

10/10 experience. Was able to stay asleep DURING the dilation!

[@craigmohyde4289]

I love how he does these types videos, I feel a lot more confident in myself!

[@nllpgeek53]

My favorite part of this is my mom's side of family are The Cars So I do have great caruncles, car-uncles, I love them both!