ASMR Loop: Palmistry - (British Accent) - Unintentional ASMR - 1 Hour

[@Ninjahbutter]

OMG! I was the person that requested this and it was put out on my BIRTHDAY! Im not even kidding! Thanks so much for doing this!

[@missmoon6624]

Happy birthday! 🥳

[@ASMRLoopz]

are you serious?! (I was dragging my feet so long on this one bc I got like 65% done with the edit and then lost the file! I would get frustrated and then put it to the side while I found a different vid. Thank you for your patience) Just like I planned it all along!! lol HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[@Ninjahbutter]

@@ASMRLoopz 100% for real! You edited it perfectly too. Thanks so much!

[@Ninjahbutter]

@@missmoon6624 thanks friend!

[@daphne4983]

Triangles also known as triangles

[@wonderboy76]

Swiss reflex, diamond therapy, nutrition response, triangles, naturopathic healing, Alexander technique, esoteric healing and now palmistry all proving that I can really only relax to absolute bollocks.

[@TFE134]

Haha!

[@deathmetalpotato]

That’s true 🤌👋 That’s true 👋🖐 That’s true

[@rustyshakleford4959]

I totally agree. This is fantastic ASMR because it's educational informative nonsense! =) However, you forgot to mention past life regression as an additional ASMR goldmine.

[@gingechicken7394]

This is so random (not negative) but I read this in an American accent, since I'm American, until I saw "bollocks", read that with a British accent lmao

[@AlexRhodesMV]

😂 x2

[@levipeters2058]

If ASMR has tought us anything it's that people with hypnotizing voices are the best con artists.

[@naomipommerel8415]

Totally the truth

[@thelight2230]

"Maybe" "possibly" "could mean" Gotta love how vague his bullcrap is.

[@dekudude8888]

This line either represents nothing at all or will tell you the day you die

[@justintyme4690]

@@dekudude8888 possibly

[@jorder]

@@justintyme4690 maybe

[@yosoyraapiid3424]

@@jorder could mean

[@jorder]

@@yosoyraapiid3424 Gotta love how vague his bullcrap is

[@zakkydude654]

“And here’s your swimming pool” *Spits onto palm*

[@ecnolani]

Childhood memory unlocked.

[@deeemm411]

“I’ll never wash this hand again”.

[@sandwich-breath]

Snake oil salesmen, spiritual healers and fortune tellers really missed their target audience. I’d pay good money for this kind of ASMR if it rolled into town

[@maxlamangouste]

Honestly they were the first asmr artists, they just didn't knew it. That maybe was why people felt good after seeing them.

[@LazzyVamples]

@@maxlamangouste That's honestly my theory--that people thought it worked because they felt the tingles.

[@torment4723]

Love your theories guys😂

[@anamosa1574]

Like I know this is bullshit...so why am I still checking my hands?

[@missmoon6624]

I don't know, but same! 😆

[@kaleylindsay8923]

@Athos Aramis you must be fun at parties

[@AeonsOfBlight]

@@kaleylindsay8923 like the best parties like yeet like

[@Participant616]

@@kaleylindsay8923 I like parties like

[@DrSaav-my5ym]

You don't know that it is bullshit

[@spicypicklejuice1655]

I appreciate all of their soothing lies🥲

[@Ninjahbutter]

I wouldn’t call them ‘’Lies’’. I believe people truly believe stuff like this works. Though I agree this sort of stuff is harmless nonsense.

[@dewgone9577]

@@Ninjahbutter Letting lines on your hand tell your partner that you are unfaithful and immature is not really harmless nonsense. I can see stuff like this ruining a perfectly good relationship

[@LisaBeergutHolst]

@@dewgone9577 Only if you're the jealous type lol

[@jorder]

i think this man just likes to draw on his hands

[@BurnAfter8]

Should have drawn a smiley or a heart

[@waitwhat6882]

Lol

[@jwho5781]

I used to watch this a whole decade ago to go to sleep and knowing someone else did the same pre- asmr boom is very warm and fuzzy

[@sodavibes7033]

Did you check your hand and were things the same as it indicated ?

[@deathmetalpotato]

at first i was alarmed because none of my lines matched his, but then i realized mine are covered in chocolate

[@AzrielJuste]

Oh man, I think Jim Winter was one of my first ever ASMR finds on youtube like a hundred years ago.

[@max.aura10k]

These comments are hilarious. Was not expecting so many rational people here, usually these videos are full of people that actually believe this shit lol

[@unorthodoxbox]

It's bollocks, but at least it's entertaining bollocks.

[@pisquenta]

I have 3 attachment lines on my dominant hand, I've been with my hubby for 15 years...will I be a naughty grandma?🤣

[@dancingvirgil]

Call me anytime 😉

[@Swalexbass]

@@dancingvirgil 😂

[@vicklemiss]

This video is fantastic I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before! Thank you Loopz, again you’ve introduced me to another gem

[@ASMRLoopz]

always glad to help! introducing folks to new ASMR is my favorite part... well that and the comments :)

[@ASMRLoopz]

ps- love your accent!

[@vicklemiss]

@@ASMRLoopz Thank you 🙈❤️❤️❤️

[@oe542]

Weird; as I was reading your comment when I got to the word ‘gem’ he said the work ‘gem’ as well.

[@ninety-eight5430]

ah yes, the only way i can relax with ASMR. with absolute nonsense.

[@LisaBeergutHolst]

We all like listening to fairy tales sometimes 😆

[@Dudedragon83]

He sounds like he smells like old books 🥰

[@gooblegooble99]

Uh oh… I don’t even have an attachment line. Don’t tell my partner!

[@abbyflame20]

It may be rubbish, but it's fun to know a few bits and have a laugh with a crush ;)

[@jamesmackey1238]

Deranged pseudoscience is surprisingly relaxing.

[@xoluciaxo_3721]

This makes me want to look at my hands but i'm lying in the dark in my bed rn😂

[@LilyGrace95]

Literally same here 😂 It's almost tempting to turn my lamp back on so I can look!

[@emmelulukn]

I have no attachment lines... no wonder I am forever alone.

[@ASMRLoopz]

:(

[@jondonnelly3]

same

[@bigmike9128]

Me too

[@nbude4897]

You could always tape your hands into fists overnight to ensure over time you'll get the lines you need to bring about that relationship

[@emanandchill]

@@nbude4897 lol i hope no one does that.

[@Screehcile]

gonna test these on a newborn and play the waiting game to see if my predictions are correct

[@cutlercave]

Next time I am with friends I will share with them the terminology associated with each line and what its general meaning is without fully "revealing" everything. This way it can seem as though I know what I'm doing so I can look at their hands and just shake my head in a disconcerting manner and just mutter "Oh man..." To myself over and over again.

[@the13rook]

I remember watching Jim winter in like 2012 in high school. This taught me Sooo much, not I can watch it all in one sitting?! Hell yes

[@youparejo]

Interesting to see how those lines are interpretated and you choose a relaxing voice as always 👍🏼

[@Anwelei]

He sounds like a talk to text voice. I’ve already had quite a nice nap to his voice today 😴😴😴😴

[@dannysunwantedopinions]

So basically any line can mean anything but not necessarily always because other lines may mean something different if the other lines suggest something else, but not if the previous lines suggest otherwise?

[@Vintage_Khaiell]

Oh man, remember this from the Soothe Tube days. It was excellent then and excellent now.

[@nathandenault3136]

I would say that one of my lines is about 1/32" shorter than the one on my left hand. Does this mean that I need to drink more water?!

[@henkmeerdink2088]

No, you need to fight fight fight

[@xxxtrollxd2869]

You probably forgot to have a wonderful response

[@Clementine3107]

You need some triangles

[@lilme7052]

This is freakishly accurate. I dont even believe in this! Stop changing my mind!

[@wendy.toe.jamz.]

Yesss, was wondering when Mr. Winter got some recognition.

[@kyro-jaxxsonofkosmos23]

This KZbin channel successfully relaxes me and keeps me deeply interested in absolute bs

[@fabricofdreams.]

Gosh I love palmistry and ASMR :D

[@CLOUD_7_7_7_7]

No way you found this I seen this years ago and could never find it again

[@ASMRLoopz]

It found you again! (I can't take credit, I had a nice fella send me his Jim Winter supercut via email.)

[@WILLD_CARS]

If your line stretches about 2-3 inches across the table and is white in colour, this probably isn’t the video for you

[@EdgeOfLight]

this is actually the best vid to be high watching

[@eagillum]

I had an Indian guy read my lines on a date. He kinda stayed away from me after that. Always wondered what he saw.

[@ASMRLoopz]

I'm glad you brought that up. Sit down. We need to talk...

[@MrAllen-fv9cj]

His lines are off by about 1/32nd of an inch.

[@Scott-fg3fm]

He better be wearing shoes

[@EmpireOfTheBarnacle]

How come all these chancers are so relaxing

[@winterfire3291]

I wonder if there's a special line on your hand that tells you when you should put SOME DAMN LOTION ON THEM HANDS. The universe is probably against that level of dryness 😂😂😂

[@TaterChip91]

I looked this nonsense after you uploaded the palm reading scene in a movie I have no idea what it was. But, great find of ASMR nonetheless 🤣👍👍

[@ILoveCiniminis]

This man is incredible

[@screenwriter79]

Everytime the red palm comes up I feel like a crappy 70s horror movie is about to start

[@ValVolfson]

I did some healing with the endocrine gland

[@Eternal_11_Sasha]

SPOT ON!!

[@kkownzor]

I did pinky thumb tip to tip and my lines got all smushed up! What does it mean!!

[@ASMRLoopz]

it means you better get busy living or get busy dying

[@kkownzor]

@@ASMRLoopz that's god damn right

[@Swalexbass]

Ok, I choose this vid for falling asleep tonight

[@ASMRLoopz]

Excellent choice! :)

[@Blueskybuffalo]

I’m having a wonderful response.

[@altovalsol]

Glad to hear. Be sure to check your leg length as well.

[@mywifesboyfriend5558]

FOR THE QUEEN TO USE

[@jcpnike]

Why is nonsense so relaxing?

[@gjigaqaquj]

His voice is like atomic shrimp but softer

[@eagillum]

13:21- long head line, wavy

[@pizzam4nn]

I'm gonna be an earthbender!!!

[@krispykremes2482]

He sounds exactly like Warwick Davis the actor

[@ZupTepi]

Attachment line... It's not even there! That's why I'm single!!

[@FLITT]

Ah... Sweet sleepy sleepy bs... Beautiful.

[@alaskaroller2192]

What does it mean when I have a massive, indented scar across my palm over my lines? Lmao

[@ASMRLoopz]

means you should be more careful next time! ;)

[@emilypaller4933]

Omg this indicates I shouldn’t get married 😂

[@taylort9219]

*Notices I don’t have any attachment lines “What about me?” “If you don’t have any attachment lines it’s a sign that you alrmuhmuhmurrmuh.” “😦”

[@lunamoondrop]

great video

[@screenwriter79]

I don't believe this mess but . . . . i am looking at the lines on my hand regardless

[@Chrisfish01]

So where do you keep your “FEELING EGGS”

[@yesman6559]

Yes

[@ASMRLoopz]

YES!

[@Francois176]

I see the T.M. Lewin guy has changed careers.

[@Bertie_Ahern]

I love this stuff. I'm quite certain there's more than a nugget of truth in much of it.

[@sethrobinson28]

Yo real talk this wasn’t even fair. I didn’t stand a chance, I was out in like 6 min 😴😴

[@randy7068]

What if all your lines are sticky?

[@Matt-pu1sn]

Chevrolet, Zebra, Palmistry

[@getsomebud]

spat out my coffee

[@jakebullet824]

No ifs, ands or buts.

[@zanettaczika]

Wow!. His voice is as good as David Attenboroughs 😮

[@EstebanJulianRamos]

Which line signifies pen ink poisoning?

[@MikePulcinellaVideo]

The relaxing ASMR is negated by the aggravating nonsense. It’s a draw.

[@drawn_heart]

There aren’t any triangle that are called triangles that they do?

[@therolltacker]

Welcome to Curtis Rob, AFTER DARK!

[@ChrisSmith-wh6bq]

Complete Bovine Scatology. But decent ASMR.

[@gingechicken7394]

The study of cow poop?

[@beatrice0610]

We know; it is not needed to be mentioned.

[@christiangrey3645]

Any lines coming from the palm COULD be from creasing and bending your hands over the years. Or - it could be from the things he said!

[@Senerski]

Genuinely cannot believe how some guy one day saw that he has lines on his hands and said "yuuup im gonna be rich and live over 70"

[@BriarLeaf00]

I was going to marry the love of my life. Then I found out our lines dont match. Worst day of my life. But like they say, the hand lines say what the heart lines cant.

[@tomorrowsforecast1799]

He said at the beginning that the lines can thicken up when you meet someone and fall deep in love. Kinda goes to show that nothing is set in stone

[@Easy_Urban_Rider]

tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

[@EdgeOfLight]

i have no attachment line.. it all makes sense now 😂

[@wilhelmu]

oh, I don't have this line at all. that explains a lot

[@Belorofontt]

I'm impressed. He's not far from being correct about some things, if I check my palms. 😂

[@Peter-gq4ww]

Is there actually any science to this? Or is it like the horoscope

[@presidentskroob]

Horoscope

[@gingechicken7394]

I find stuff like this, horoscopes, tarot readings, etc have more of a placebo affect than actual base to them. People think their lines, horoscope, or reading do/mean something so strongly that it actually causes it to happen.

[@rafaelblares]

Horoscope

[@MrPhilfridge]

Basically i'd say horoscope , but i can point out one weird thing i experienced. When i was about 12 , a group of us looked at our lifelines, as best we could determine. We couldn't really find a life line on one kids hand. He died when he was about 16, never forgot that.

[@Mienarrr]

I know I should only watch this for asmr but I got a bit curious and I dont even have a relationship line LMAO i just got called forever alone by an asmr video

[@jondonnelly3]

I have no attachment line, it's not there and i'm single all my life... Interesting.

[@덕패김]

I would really love to see loop of Cream pouring scene from Inglorious Basterds strudel scene.

[@ASMRLoopz]

that the beer scene?

[@덕패김]

@@ASMRLoopz no waiter pouring cream n putting it on strudel

[@ASMRLoopz]

@@덕패김 ah okay. I need to go back and watch that movie again

[@butchrowerakamannyfraker955]

I don't even have a line there 🤣

[@Clementine3107]

"If you have two lines , not one ..."Me who has none:wot?

[@AngryKettle]

Ah, does anyone remember "Dr Peter John", old British guy who taught palmistry on YT. Used to be a favourite sleep tool before his channel suddenly disappeared 😭

[@SoWhosGae]

Welp, I think I have no attachment lines 😅 Rip

[@clearhorizons]

Me having broken up last week, seeing the video now and noticing i have no attachment lines.. 🙄 🤭 😂

[@NorthernExposure20]

It's driving me nuts how he says "exspecially"

[@Participant616]

This man's biro works upside down. What is this dark magic?

[@UsagiMimiChu]

10:06 AMONGUS

[@ladyxxmacbeth]

I have no line there should I be worried

[@meatballg8655]

Adding this to the list of things I dare not sleep to unless I get indoctrinated into believing this shit

[@jcpnike]

How many fucking hands have this man seen in his life? Is there a line that shows that? A line that says "Perhaps..this person have seen and analyzed the hands of others many times over" ?

[@CrisisMoon7]

6:51pm Nov,25,23 Saturday

[@Ganjasmith]

Dude I have no attachment lines da fuq?

[@altovalsol]

Be sure to drink plenty of water folks