Just the Healing • One Hour Loop // Unintentional ASMR // Saul Shaye + God + Katherine + Satnam

Dr. Saul Shaye, Spiritual Healer & retired Doctor of Chiropractic Medicine, demonstrates his unique technique of Spiritual Healing with two guest patients.
Source: • "He Who Walks On Two W...

[@richb3326]

"Saul, it's been 24 hours and i still have cancer." "Sorry to hear that. You clearly weren't allowing yourself to receive the healing."

[@dr.saulshaye4500]

Drink water more

[@Swan_Rons0n]

@@dr.saulshaye4500 worter*

[@ChrisSmith-wh6bq]

But at least your legs are level

[@judyhopps9380]

"Is the cancer chronic?" "Mostly at night"

[@mbaltz07]

They didn’t have a wonderful response

[@mitchfromtheinternet297]

Arguably the most relaxing con artist on KZbin. 50% of people notice they fall asleep to this video, but within 24 hours 90% wake up to it still on their screen.

[@villevirtanen00]

Hey, I didn't notice falling asleep so please put it into the equation.

[@randy7068]

I agree and I also like this one. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jn6UoXWZn9erlZo

[@dr.saulshaye4500]

I’m as legit as they come.

[@razorrook218]

I can say I have not made it to the 20min mark yet before passing out. Been watching this nightly for 2 months

[@dr.saulshaye4500]

@@razorrook218 enjoy your healing

[@MathewWoodard]

No matter how many times this video is uploaded, I will always come for the comments about the old lady’s three shades of purple outfit.

[@cammaltby6218]

4. I’d put money on that she’s wearing a purple thong…

[@timeforbed2176]

@@cammaltby6218 Fact: elderly women love their thongs

[@Modioman69]

@@cammaltby6218That’s enough internet for today lmfao! 🤣

[@sandyeriksen7135]

😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

[@velimsimango4343]

Lol😅

[@lekoman]

The extent to which those paper towels get kicked around and dropped. The fact that his patter is identical, regardless of who he’s “treating.” His dead pen. That he's got official paperwork and a clipboard, like he's gonna maintain a file on them, or something. That those back rubs actually look like they’d feel really good, even if they are completely meaningless. That his name is Saul, he’s a scammer, and this was taped in Albuquerque. Her purple old lady outfit, and black clogs. His ill fitting suit and bad haircut. The way his voice cracks when he says “and god’s working THROUGH me.” The fact that he has to swallow his saliva, loudly, every 10-15 seconds. That he very obviously can control the “leg length” measurement because he picks their feet up and holds them however he wants, and that nothing he’s calling ‘treatment’ could conceivably change someone’s leg length. That goofy little stool he keeps moving around. The sweeping hands motion like he’s just completed some hard work. The way he awkwardly assists Satnam off the table even though Satnam is clearly capable of doing it himself. The cheesy public access TV set.

[@ASMRplaylist]

I think you've put together a solid case here.

[@BeeABaw]

lol! I could not read that without laughing uncontrollably. I lost it with the goofy little stool.

[@Dakbryant]

I agree with your overall assessment. However, in fairness, I’ve seen doctors guide perfectly healthy and mobile people up and down from examination beds. I think it’s bedside manner.

[@thomasskeffington4539]

The touching reassures the ‘patient’. The same way a second hand car dealer puts their hand on your shoulder, looks into your eye and tells you that this car is great and you will miss out if you don’t buy it today.

[@lekoman]

@@Dakbryant Fair enough. I think in isolation you’d be right... but in the context with the rest of it, that little moment of professionalism is really jarring.

[@czechmate8972]

Hello, I need some purple pants for war

[@curtis-thebicentennialist1776]

Youll need the drop 6 rule to establish your size...

[@seanbaggentheimperialdrago1704]

Bahaha !

[@headybud]

You and me both

[@stienerrecliner]

Whatever you need sandwich breath

[@deepzzzleep3575]

@@curtis-thebicentennialist1776 your chest size

[@cgold8462]

You know you’ve made it when God is working through you.

[@Swan_Rons0n]

"Gods working thrOOgh me"

[@Shihtzu99]

Lol!

[@Richard-dk6ei]

God is working through me but he pays No taxes 🤪🤪

[@Richard-dk6ei]

There is always 50 per cent on the other hand doc 😃

[@nelsonporter8387]

Don’t mock God, fool

[@matthewmersin2026]

The Clipboard work is just as relaxing

[@victorgamez3582]

There's an epidemic of uneven legs. This man is our only hope

[@SuzyBenz]

🤣

[@dialaninja]

**sighs, then hobbles to the comments**

[@saucewizard69]

When you’re touch-starved, laying of hands can be very healing. My chronic pain isn’t as bad after a good hug from a good friend. The con here is the idea that he’s special for being able to channel healing.

[@bensouthwell1339]

He is special because he can make your wallet 50% lighter .... the other 50% still want to know what he did with there feet!

[@FuImaDragon]

Yeah, he does some light chiropractic and massage work and then tells them to drink water. Most people will feel better after that lol.

[@Swan_Rons0n]

Do you think Dr. Saul does No Touch Martial Arts? Probably a third degree black belt in Bullshido.

[@MrCrosby.s_lunch]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@NotChefCook]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tomsanders9106]

Quotes he writing on his paper. “Can’t believe I’m getting away with this” “Even making a video of me” “She loves abit of purple”

[@steve_s-w7i]

Video should be called “Just the most low-effort back rubs ever”

[@RickysPlace1]

That's the "I don't really give a crap" back rub.

[@MikeDuddy-q2t]

​@@RickysPlace1 I think he's just afraid of pushing too hard and snap I Katherines back in half.

[@RickysPlace1]

@@MikeDuddy-q2t Would that be”ASMR” or “Satisfying.”

[@jdmathys1]

Lol

[@worthless_opinion]

Honestly still seems soothing. He has a light touch.

[@joshh9756]

Best part, when he rubs his hands together after the “healing” like he just did some work. Haha

[@sandwich-breath]

It’s more like a card dealer after shuffling the deck or clearing the table

[@yourlocaldummy99]

@@sandwich-breath 😂😂😂

[@jrm_music7229]

He measured the 32nd of inch leg length variance lol

[@meyercutty202]

So glad someone else loves this too

[@TonyMichaels166]

He’s rinsing his hands of the spiritual filth he just extracted from the patient.

[@andyroberts7742]

Producer - “How much purple will you be wearing maam?” Lady - “Yes”

[@SIGINT007]

“All of it”

[@RellySmoove]

😂

[@SuzyBenz]

🤣

[@janbonte6422]

This made me giggle

[@matthewdomer6835]

This comment format needs to be let go

[@at5297]

Him giving them that mediocre back rub was always my favorite part.

[@nadirkhan2250]

I can hear a periodic "Yuck" playing over and over in his head as he does the sorry a$$ back massage

[@brubobru4165]

you were very generous by calling it mediocre

[@podfinger]

A waave sensation

[@chipperP]

Mediocre AT BEST!

[@worthless_opinion]

Looks good to me.

[@matureyoungman]

His voice and general vibe is pure asmr through and through

[@BeeABaw]

I love when he’s rubbing there backs he’s explaining the placebo effect. “Allowing to take to the healing” translates to fooling your brain that I’m doing something helpful.

[@MagnumDB]

And tells her that any sensation that would naturally come from the simple act of being touched are all sensations she’s getting because the healing is working. Warmth, tingling, I sense of peace, love. Anyone could feel all of that when someone is soothingly touching your back and speaking in a soothing voice. It’s like a corporate drug commercials when they list a bunch of elements you may have that they claim their drug can help with. And these elements are always so generic and Vague physical issues are things all of us feel all of the time.

[@tommytwomommy]

Yeah massages do produce feelings of love and euphoria for about 10 minutes

[@webkid4567]

He's also subtly pointing out that if your problem isn't fixed through his methods, it's your fault. If your cancer isn't cured it's because you didn't "take to the healing" enough.

[@MikeyPaper]

Haha crafty jew knows how to talk and scam. So typical.

[@gladitsnotme]

And that's a scientifically proven beneficial solution for many people. Why knock it?

[@orpheusness2422]

I’d pay for a session with him just for the asmr!

[@victorfrancor7326]

The sleek way in which he maneuvers the pen off the clipboard hitting the tip first before gripping it. Mesmerizing

[@raretrxsh7107]

never thought scamming could sound so beautiful

[@michaelperez9966]

Saul may not be a scammer. Never underestimate a persons stupidity. Saul may actually believe what he’s doing cures/helps people.

[@mywifesboyfriend5558]

​@@michaelperez9966Nah, he's followed the same script and done the same things for the last 10 years. A hallmark of decent con artists. This guy knows he's conning people. The bad looks and the voice are distractions. Watch what he's actually doing. Far as scams go, it's a good one.

[@dr.saulshaye4500]

I’m writing down my football bet picks and horse picks on my clipboard for all who wonder. Have a wonderful response

[@thomasskeffington4539]

Any good tips Dr?

[@SourMlkSea]

He told me to tell you, drink plenty of water and have a wonderful response😲😁

[@Dakbryant]

How did you get so buff, Dr. Shaye?

[@theunexplainablecrumbs4387]

What about your whisky and cigarettes?

[@YummyMicroplastics]

50% of my bookies get their money at the time, but usually 90% of my bookies get their money within 24 hours of threatening my kneecaps

[@TTex11]

It's quackery, but it's relaxing quackery.

[@lennyjay8390]

It‘s part of what makes the scam work. Getting the victims in a relaxed mood weakens their defense to the deception allowing the scammer to make full use of the placebo effect.

[@ASMRplaylist]

Yeah Lenny Jay, I've wondered about that too with this guy. The placebo effect is shown to work sometimes as well as (and even better than) medication. You can just replace "god" with "hypnotic suggestion." And if it works, it's not a scam. The question I have is-does he know or does he think it's actually god?

[@lennyjay8390]

@@ASMRplaylist I‘d say it‘s a double edged sword, though with placebo. It can be really helpful in treating symptoms but is hardly any help with underlying issues. It can be a slippery slope to the darker corners of alternative medicine, too, see anti-vaxxers, covid-deniers, etc. The ritual and metaphysical aspect can be dangerous tools, so I‘d always be cautious when I see somebody using them.

[@andrewwall1340]

@@ASMRplaylist God usely works though people in different ways my storys strage to how I belive in God. But yes I belive he believes God is working through him.

[@MAGA4EVA1986]

@@ASMRplaylist As an Atheist I find it hilarious and deeply saddening at the same time, I think he’s knows it’s a load of crap but the people he “heals” actually think it’s true and sometimes that’s all that matter but I would imagine half his clients are NOT REPEAT CUSTOMERS, plus you can tell he knows it because of his “whatever the person ALLOWS...” which is his get out of jail free card, because then WHEN it doesn’t work he can say “well you didn’t allow yourself to heal”

[@Mr2legit2quitt]

I love how he lines up her feet and when he drops them they’re 3” off

[@rancherfarmerguy]

Better call Saul!! He can even those legs and lighten that wallet!

[@sandwichman008]

100% of his lies are very relaxing

[@dp6970]

“And about 100% of people sense that their wallet is getting lighter...” 💸🤦🏻‍♀️

[@enmenergy]

I lold

[@bosswhispering]

Hilarious!!!

[@vforvendettaMA]

God doesn’t work for free!

[@NotChefCook]

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@robertopsitos5402]

I'd like to see what is written on that clipboard

[@rayw2455]

I’d pay double the price of a healing session to know.

[@mrdottle8581]

Tic tax toe

[@Mr2legit2quitt]

Swaztikas prolly

[@pieceoflintifoundonthefloo554]

- Eggs - Cheese - Whole Milk - Toilet Paper

[@freeatlast1963]

+ 20 Camel

[@theprettybond159]

I personally think it’s crazy that we are all getting vaccinations when we could just be going to this guy

[@ASMRplaylist]

lol

[@TechMan042]

Both are equally effective too

[@robinosborne6397]

The point he’s making is through GOD we don’t need anything more than his (God’s) salvation.

[@linjicakonikon7666]

Dr Fauci, Dr. Shaye,....same scam.

[@claudiogonzalez9926]

That depends. Vaccination works, but only if you allow yourself to receive the antibodies when they inject you.

[@kaydixon6580]

This is perfect. This is my fave asmr but when he talks about what he healed on them I just can’t so I have to skip. Now I don’t have to. Thank you!

[@ASMRplaylist]

You're so welcome.

[@thomasskeffington4539]

The list of ailments healed is the best part I think.

[@taxprotester]

Anyone else notice the paper towel roll follow him to Satnam? Magic.

[@Mr2legit2quitt]

For those who are not aware Better Call Saul character is based off of Saul Shaye. Both filmed in ABQ as well

[@realdealio1]

not even close

[@1Learn2Swim3]

Lol wut

[@sentameier9795]

A lot of ASMR-ists have been waiting for this masterpiece.....very nice...👍🏼♥️

[@ASMRplaylist]

Glad to hear. Just doing my part.❤️

[@JonnyJayJonson]

0:06 the quiet "n'kay" is very relaxing 😅

[@worthless_opinion]

I want a loop of that 💤

[@raymondsaldana7293]

"50% of the people I heal are schmucks, the other 50% are dead. This means 100% profit 100% of the time." -Dr. Saul Shaye

[@at5297]

Oy vey, don't you mock Rebbe Shaye like that.

[@tommytwomommy]

cigarette voices are great when mic’d up

[@ASMRplaylist]

Ah, yes. So that's what's going on with his voice. I just thought he had a cold, or like the whole town of Santa Fe has the same cold cuz they're all sniffling and coughing the whole time. Maybe he just reeks of cigarettes lol.

[@Kevin-wr2kb]

@@ASMRplaylist I thought he had a cold too!

[@NotimPorten]

I like how the title of the video credits God as part of the cast.

[@sandwich-breath]

20% of 50% of the people sense something’s not right right away, while 100% of 50% of people usually feel it the next day... and if you don’t allow yourself to feel anything at all it’s your fault not mine

[@saulshayde9633]

This video usually manifests very very fast.

[@Mr2legit2quitt]

I’d love to see Saul heal Dr James Gill!

[@Clown_Wizard]

Sandwich breath!

[@JMB129]

With the paper towels under their faces, I wonder if they can smell their own sandwich breath.

[@JKTIGER.]

😂😂😂😂

[@McSpitz]

It’s hilarious I and probably 90% of the people commenting will know the “sandwich breath” comment quite quickly

[@WIZoftheWEST]

“Relaxation and healing have been established.. Thank you, Sir.”

[@Elastas]

I sorta want to do a cosplay duo of him and this old lady in purple layers. Just walking around a convention and talking nonsense

[@ASMRplaylist]

I'd be your biggest fan.

[@frickincasual]

CATHERINE GOT SOME MFKIN CAKES

[@BigPapaClaire]

there needs to be a name for this phenomenon. the more quacky the practice the more relaxing it is to watch.

[@johnnycapps9010]

The QRR, or Quackery to Relaxation Ratio, is the axiom first theorised by B. H8er (2021) and later developed by J. Capps (2021) which describes the relationship between the level of quackery in any given ASMR video (q) and the mean relaxation effects on the ASMR KZbin community of said video (r). Findings by both H8er and Capps showed a clear positive correlation between q and r in over 200 randomly selected sample ASMR videos based on video ratings, textual analysis of comments left by viewers and the tags and content themes of each video. These findings are consistent with the researchers’ hypotheses regarding a markedly positive QRR in ASMR KZbin videos.

[@kevinbutler2893]

“Whoever is allowing themselves to receive the healing.” Clever phrase to get out of lawsuits.

[@theunexplainablecrumbs4387]

I love how you have included the people in the video in the title xD I hope Katherine's doing okay

[@tinaa140]

I figured it out, his healing is just doing live ASMR

[@matthewdomer6835]

Dude literally was making bank on ASMR long before KZbin.

[@dylangrieveable]

Even though he's an expert salesman, I think people probably de-stress quite a bit from going to him; so I believe the net effect is positive.

[@linneajordyn5275]

50% of the people won't notice I'm holding their wallet. After the healing, 90% will notice their wallet feels lighter and won't remember what happened.

[@pascaldorland]

God working through Lou Ferrigno.. Now that adds another layer of super power to the Hulk!

[@eponagem1315]

👍🏻😄

[@dancingvirgil]

WTF?

[@robeach11]

God: “I’m not working through you, choad.”

[@mrmoncherz2574]

The writing part is best part imo

[@freeatlast1963]

In fairness to Saul, if he'd been Elvis' physician - The King might still be alive .....

[@SoberIrishman]

Even the paper towel roll seems to have mystic powers...it follows master obediently.

[@juanvela9665]

Exactly what I came here to find. Isn't that weird af!? Like he barely grazes it, and it rolls to him. Kinda freaky 🤣

[@SoberIrishman]

@@juanvela9665 😎👍😎

[@Richard-dk6ei]

You people are sick but talented in your comments! The chuckle I needed today !👌

[@rstevens1836]

We're not sick, we have god working through all that water we're drinking! 😂

[@jasongarcia2140]

This is a really short loop you guys are crazy

[@snookerjam]

You know very well what an asmr freak loves...great video

[@KR11111]

When he says he does most of his healings over the phone, I imagine the phone call being silent for ten minutes and then him just listing every part of human anatomy that he healed.

[@AJ-yx7cq]

The loop we didn’t deserve… but the loop we all needed…

[@chickenbonezoe]

I just know this room smells like dust. Like an old school or church 😂

[@ASMRplaylist]

definitely. i love the old libraries on the east coast like in massachusetts.

[@dominiktokar3454]

I think the room smells like old people's house or furniture

[@1Learn2Swim3]

@@ASMRplaylist The Newbury, Massachusetts library, if you're ever in the area

[@jr5067]

The healing works 70% of the time, every time

[@JamesDene]

50% of the time, it works every time.

[@highr8764]

Statistics 101

[@dancingvirgil]

That doesn’t make sense

[@bruncle_bob4582]

3:25 to 3:30 look at the paper towels

[@jdmathys1]

God was working through the paper towels 😮

[@rayw2455]

Do I get a discount if he can’t correct the leg length?

[@thomasskeffington4539]

No. It’s your own fault for not allowing your legs to correct themselves. Or it’s not the best for all, or The Holy Spirit doesn’t feel the need for them to be the same length. Or you didn’t drink enough water.

[@Shihtzu99]

I’d love to see his clipboard notes!

[@JKTIGER.]

Just pictures of unicorns and dollar signs tbh

[@rstevens1836]

"If you're reading this, you've been punkd! Have a wonderful response!" 😂

[@krashlyboo]

Anyone who tells you "God is working through me" may need to be reevaluated

[@oliviaschiebler9478]

His lies are really relaxing

[@Hairlesswookie62]

Saul's purple period was a time of great healing to those receptive to it.

[@SMFFL100]

He knows he has to write something on the clipboard , in order to make the marc...patient, feel he is legitimate, so he writes his grocery list, one item at a time.

[@txihypexs3013]

The stool is his secret. It has to be.

[@Iggy253]

The part at the start where he says his patients usually feel a tingling or relaxing sensation in their body is probably just the person having an asmr feeling but they mistake for gods energy.

[@averyj8160]

Walter Matthau imagining he’s in a telephone booth dialing somebody.

[@IndyJones31]

“I’ve healed all of your major organs. Also one leg is 1/35th of an inch longer than the other”

[@chardymacdennis3605]

If this doesn't work, it's your fault for not letting it manifest. Also, if you're looking for a used car I gotchu

[@ASMRplaylist]

😂

[@CLOUD_7_7_7_7]

Man 1000% has used irl asmr and said it was some form of “healing” gg man gg

[@charlesbishop818]

The other 10 percent have a sense of losing their retirement to people who overcharge for very short back tickles.

[@Kevin-wr2kb]

The video does make me want a nice back massage 💆‍♂️

[@JonAutopsy]

The majority of the healing pre-back work on Katherine is missing. That would’ve made this video 100% perfect.

[@KevinHambright-oo6zw]

No., damn it Satnam, leave your shoes on, we went over this during rehearsal!

[@nobodyexceptme7794]

I wonder if this guy is aware of how famous he is in a certain portion of youtube/internet lore/fandom.

[@ThronSwanson]

My Wife: "Will you rub my back?" Me: 0:20

[@critscredo8497]

OMG I love hearing her back noises!!

[@ASMRplaylist]

She's making them just for you.

[@jdmathys1]

My favorite moment is referencing the clipboard as he casts his magic spell on her feet. So much more official.

[@CrimsonTears2177]

Hell yeah thank you so much for this

[@henryesp9284]

50 percent of the people will smell my sandwich breath

[@JMB129]

Don't let me push them down fight fight fight fight fight

[@muskardinfamily9200]

Eddie Money did some feelin on Grandma Grimace

[@caterpillakilla]

imagine that the sensation of ASMR may have been felt by people back in the day, falling for this quakery and attributing good feelings to god or the healer...wild

[@lendrury2771]

Shaye is the king .the man is a miracle worker I went to him a few years ago for a healing and when I walked outside my car was gone My symptoms were gone

[@alexanderpoderys8059]

Thank God both Katherine and Shatnam didn't need the healing for constipation.

[@georgiapeach3109]

"A sense of sleepiness"

[@tnskyhawk]

Grandma rocking the purple with the outfit.

[@Belasaurius]

I love that God is in the title, like any god would show up for this scam

[@cgold8462]

50% of the time it works all the time!

[@SourMlkSea]

Sex panther, 60% of the time, it works every time😉

[@ryanmann2786]

“ heat, tingling, the need to urinate”

[@danimirish]

24 hours after the healing is established.

[@GoodOlRoll]

Saul Shaye knows how to use the force

[@vxrdrummer]

Even more bonkers than being conned in person is that this guy does 'healing' over the phone also! These people disgust me, but the ASMR is good.

[@Jeetendo]

"He was a quiet man, a con artist."

[@shocker3156]

The “Sex Panther” of healing. “50% of the time, it works 90% of the time!... ....(but only when the individuals “allow themselves” to receive the healing).