ASMR Loop: Naturopathic Healing - Unintentional ASMR - 1 Hour+

Looped this Classic ASMR hit! Cut out a few parts and focusing on the Healing. Also removed the friggin’ cough that always jolts me outta nowhere! One of my all-time favorites. Hope you enjoy! Thanks for watching!
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[@silvah0281]

at 13:41 it sounds like there dragging poor Katherines corpse out of the studio.......

[@ASMRLoopz]

omggg lmao. I can't stop laughing at this

[@randomaccessfemale]

He forgot to mention that about 10% dies afterwards.

[@Lantern_Jack]

You're right. Sounds like they stuffed her body in a body bag or trash bag 😂. About 50% of ppl he treats don't have a wonderful response after drinking plenty of water

[@ASMRLoopz]

@@randomaccessfemale oopsie!

[@gjigaqaquj]

I've watched this 1000 times and never noticed before lol

[@jolien8195]

I admire Katherine's dedication to purple.

[@SailfishSoundSystem]

Who doesn't?

[@randy7068]

So does the ghost of Prince.

[@michaelfelix711]

I like to think her shoes aren't black just a dark purple 😂

[@doyounotknow]

I would bet money she’s a therapist. For some reason once they hit 60 and go gray all female therapists seem to be issued with an all-lilac wardrobe

[@bunkertons]

Highly underrated comment.

[@SauloPMB]

I like how he wipes his hands after the healing, you don't wanna walk around with part of your client's life essence in your hands, truly a professional

[@adamhawkins3036]

Hes like using spiritual germex or somethin

[@PistonHonda22]

Something about the loose roll of paper towels lying on the ground acting as the hygienic sheet for the table is the icing on this goofy-ass cake.

[@MuskratWhiskers]

Lmao awesome comment

[@MansMan42069]

goofy-ass cake or goofy ass-cake 😏

[@jm096]

@@MansMan42069💀

[@smebbo6435]

I like how he gives the responsibility of the healing to the client, so they can always come back when it didn't work

[@D4NJ4CKS]

It's a classic component of these con artists - saying things like 'allowing themselves to receive healing' - means that they have a get-out clause: "if it's not working it's because you don't have enough faith". Total scumbags.

[@FriedCheeseCrepe]

Believe

[@jandestiny626]

this vid is my go to. and it works 50% of the time. the other 50% usually within 24 hours.

[@HistoricalWonder720]

As long as you drink enough water these videos will always enable you to have a great response.

[@llary]

I just hope you got some information first

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

@@llary My bank 🏦 debit account was 1/32 smaller after viewing this clip. 😵‍💫

[@nickys6656]

😂😂

[@thelearicist]

🤣🤣

[@robbie_rob1234]

I did some healing in a box, I did some healing with a fox, I did some healing here and there, i did some healing everywhere.

[@steverogers7601]

Did they have a wonderful response?

[@robbie_rob1234]

No, but they didn’t drink plenty of water.

[@steveevans3846]

He likes to heal folk, Sam I Am, alas its just a big 'ole scam.

[@Swan_Rons0n]

I did some healing on you Gram, I did some healing Sam I Am.

[@fredpagniello3267]

But did you eat a bagel and lox? And wear a pair of sock? You must also speak with the jocks while sitting on some rocks. And don't catch the pox.

[@fpm8338]

These patients are now immortal.

[@sandraborowiecka4880]

And for sure have a wonderful response 😅

[@MrCrosby.s_lunch]

They're still around thanks to his healing

[@frankanuzzi9740]

I’m cracking up

[@bigol9223]

Say whatever you want. Their mental bodies never looked better.

[@IslandAlways239]

He's like: 👌🏽✌🏽👋🏽🙌🏽🫶🏽🤲🏽🫳🏽🤌🏽🤏🏽🖖🏽👐🏽

[@NegotiableHemingway]

I just scanned through those emoji’s and now my cancer is cured. Thank you!

[@steveevans3846]

I did the same and my wallet is gone, fuck sakes. ​@@NegotiableHemingway

[@Yaron238]

@@NegotiableHemingway Great!👏👏👏👏

[@Lima_Golf_Bravo]

That guy coughing in the background needs some healing with his lungular system.

[@mfwfingerprintsareunrecogn172]

respiratory

[@Lima_Golf_Bravo]

@@mfwfingerprintsareunrecogn172 yes, I know.

[@Joefromgeorgia]

No you see, his life essence is slowly being stolen away to heal the others. Thats how this works

[@ConvD59]

@@mfwfingerprintsareunrecogn172 r/woosh

[@mfwfingerprintsareunrecogn172]

@@Lima_Golf_Bravo oh shit you’re right he says lungular system in the video, i missed the whole joke lmao

[@WalkingAndWisdom]

The amount of writing he does after each Jedi hand wave is impressive. Tons of information flowing in.

[@mywifesboyfriend5558]

This wasn't the Droid he was looking for.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Feel the Force flow through you... Yoda ....

[@aaronjames8547]

Dead, I balanced the spiritual centers

[@janetothen2583]

I'm very unnerved by the whole tapping his pen on the clipboard thing tho. I truly don't know why lol!

[@annakoek1930]

most impressive.

[@edisonvirtanen2404]

About 50% of time i relax watching this and about 50% laugh my ass off reading comments.

[@FallouFitness_NattyEdition]

They are comedy gold 😂😂😂

[@zacharysherry2910]

😂

[@ansis8312]

For real 😂

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

🔺️🔺️🔺️ oh wait! Wrong video spoof!!!

[@kylecasey7010]

It really is refreshing to see the humor everyone brings to this video.

[@bodyworksuk]

Say what you like but this man is a pioneer. Decades on and the medical community still hasn't caught on to the fact that bad memories cause one leg to be longer than the other.

[@boushbash3133]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@826bmp]

Decades? This video some how is only a few years old. Still recorded on an old vhs tho...😅😅😅

[@CommercialForest]

It’s because he doesn’t waste time hearing about more than 3 things.

[@mellee8637]

😂😂😂😂

[@brockmitchell3989]

😂😂😂

[@SkarzRazr]

I love the way she is riding that table like a speeder bike from Star Wars.

[@ogrehaslayers605]

Lol

[@thesavagesausage]

10/10 comment friend, got me good

[@Participant616]

I bet that's not the only thing she rides like a speeder bike

[@cantbants]

I can't not see this now

[@Matt-pu1sn]

Dressed like Mace Windus lightsaber

[@joemahoney7870]

I like how he says not to focus on more than 3 things and then heals every known inch of the body

[@MikeDuddy-q2t]

Plus a few extra things not even in the body. Ironically the 2 things he didn't heal were the vertigo and minaires disease.

[@CommercialForest]

@@MikeDuddy-q2t but think of all the things he prevented!

[@CommercialForest]

He’s too busy healing to listen to a bunch of whining. Real docs don’t need details.

[@MikeDuddy-q2t]

@@CommercialForest Facts. We all know real doctors don't waste time by doing tests and lab work and biopsies and pulse checking and history taking and X-rays and blood tests and stethoscope listening. They just wave their hands like a Jedi, rub your back to make you feel a sense of love and then ask for your credit card information.

[@FLITT]

Including adverse memories affecting the present... the guy doesn't fxck around.

[@Planet_Combat]

She walked in 5 ft 2 and left 6 ft 5. Truly wonderful.

[@sandwichbreath0]

She had a wonderful response!

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

K walked out holding 2 🏀 wearing LA Lakers home NBA jersey, pants.

[@amcaesar]

BILL BRASKY!

[@DefaultName-hs6gd]

Wait till she frees the neck.

[@PhillP3833]

😂😂

[@Exjwfactor]

When I’m having a bad day I come to this video and read the comments. It’s one of the funniest comments section I’ve ever seen. Awesome stuff

[@assajventress3204]

Omg i know right hahaha comedy gold here. 😂😂

[@emcsunw1]

Same.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Thanks! I circle by every 3-4 weeks to get a quick laugh! 😆

[@43231121454]

Hilarious

[@enqquerthahhgut1842]

what funny comments Applesauce stuff!

[@mywifesboyfriend5558]

This is an incredibly relaxing scam. I think we've found a new genre here.

[@MrSteveo114]

It’s a new type of ASMR, I like to call it ASCAMR.

[@mywifesboyfriend5558]

@@MrSteveo114 Nice!

[@beingintrinsic]

@@MrSteveo114 underrated comment award goes to you!

[@michaelhood2109]

@@MrSteveo114 well done sir

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

Highly recommend online poker asmr. The authentic kind that's ACTUALLY losing hundreds for your relaxation.

[@mikemckinney1564]

I checked your tire pressure. I filled your windshield cleaner solution. I cleaned your air filter.

[@mrniceguy9808]

That’ll be $400

[@vulemma]

I see someone went to jiffy lube medical school

[@fredpagniello3267]

Then he healed the car and cleansed the owner's wallet of filthy lucre.

[@FreebyrdFayelanx]

And while I was there, I checked your muffler was on.

[@MACE_HINDU]

Very well here's 500$

[@HugoNewman]

I love the fact that his summary of what he “healed” is literally just the entire human anatomy.

[@jakehandley3366]

no bananas for her yet though

[@CohesionAlp]

@@jakehandley3366 Yes, but, her tonsils are good

[@jurisfootrag]

I love al those random percentages he yaps about while rubbing their backs 🤣

[@TadRaunch]

@@jurisfootrag It's not random; it's very precisely calculated to affect his patients. It's a form of mentalism. Believe me when I say this isn't off-the-cuff banter-he's deliberately sewing seeds for his own success. NOTHING about his act is arbitrary. It's meticulously practiced for the reason that it works.

[@ericbambergerphilly]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@disenchanted987]

As a physician who enjoys ASMR, I'm conflicted between relaxed and hatred for his one simple trick.

[@myopic_cyclops]

Do you listen to medical exam ASMR? Or would that bring back too many memories of studying the process in school?

[@bigol9223]

Sounds like someone's jealous

[@gives_bad_advice]

lol @ one simple trick

[@nicksminicabs]

That lady went home completely healed and breakdances 6 hours every day since her session. She’s now 122 years old. However she did develop a slight gluten intolerance as a side effect.

[@ML-kx9gz]

she also voted trump

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Katherine went on to produce a biopic 🎬 about Grimace. It's on several streaming networks, Red Box.

[@jlnsandono6721]

She must find a healer to heal her gluten intolerance now

[@vlunt300]

her real name is Yakob Jyakarendé. she died recently.

[@Paul-yc5dc]

If that's true, rip Yakob

[@markmccallum475]

He saves time by writing his shopping list during work

[@ASMRLoopz]

I really would love to see what he actually wrote down. "Milk, Eggs, Waffles..." Lol

[@bradypassant]

ASMR Loopz I just read that list in his voice lol

[@ASMRLoopz]

@@bradypassant sounds like you "had a great response" :)

[@Daldidal1]

@@ASMRLoopz He wrote down "must get Bentley tires rotated"

[@Daldidal1]

@@alexh2427 Bruh

[@fabiodelaglia605]

This has all the tropes of a classic ASMR Quack vid: the hypnotic voice, the 90's infomercial vibe, the wafting fabric sounds on the mic, the functional fashion, the ridiculous comments, and that classic save-all pseudoscientific caveat - that the client will receive healing so long as their mind ALLOWS them to receive it Fkn amazing

[@PirateStory]

this is a great comment

[@gabrielwilson3248]

Where can I find more of these “ASMR Quack vids”?

[@proctoscopefilms]

Wow I never heard it described like a genre but that's pretty much what it is. I love these kinds of videos. The wackos are entertaining !

[@fabiodelaglia605]

@@proctoscopefilms nice to see u here, am a big fan of all your rights and American expansionism and stuff, glad to see that u need Asmr quack vids to sleep too

[@TechMan042]

And then you find out its from the 2010s 😆

[@Hanelyugl]

Can we all take a moment to commend Katherine for making it this far in life with one leg an inch shorter than the other? 👏👏 Our unbalanced queen!

[@bensouthwell1339]

and not a limp in sight .......... what a girl.

[@flouserschird]

I love how he waves his hands and says “ I just healed your entire body. Drink plenty of water.”

[@equanim0us]

Have a wonderful response

[@CommercialForest]

If the cancer returns, you didn’t drink enough water.

[@vedattokgoz7213]

This is illegal in my country. This man would be in prison for this scam. How is he doing this in USA? Too much freedom man.

[@Uglybuttfiend]

I think he's Gene Simmons' brother.

[@Stinking82]

I love how after every hand gesture he does while "healing", he picks up his pen and draws more dollar signs on his clipboard.

[@gracie1312]

Wow you're right. He's drawing dollar signs in the air!

[@Blackferret66]

He's writing his bill as he goes along. "Waved hands... $100." "Waved hands a bit more....$100." "Wiggled thumb.... $25." "Twitched right hand....$50."

[@Stinking82]

@@Blackferret66 🤣

[@RickysPlace1]

He's the guy in public everybody waves at!

[@reving19]

“Money, money, money…mo-ney” - O’Jays, 1974

[@Prifly70]

Fraud gives me the tingles

[@nickys6656]

😂🤣

[@dapwnzn5783]

🤣🤣🤣

[@JamieAsh_]

What a wonderful response

[@Nightshade17655]

Was this the guy who did that silver solution stuff

[@mrsponge1258]

Lmao

[@sleepysix3171]

"Is the cough chronic?" "Just at night time." "Okay."

[@simonediliberto4314]

Lmao

[@TheRickydamen]

I emptied your wallet..."Ok"

[@RasheedahNizam]

😅 past the jokes, if you find that you only cough at night, there could be an irritant to your lungs in your bedroom like dust or mold.

[@yaboyastro69420]

@@RasheedahNizamactually great advice!

[@darkbloxjr]

I've never seen a man drain a bank account just by waving his hands at someone's ass before.

[@PhazonKing]

This comment made me laugh so hard :-D

[@CertifiedBlaxican69]

😂 Damn this is a good comment

[@Th3J0hnD03]

Happens all the time at strip clubs 😂😂

[@manny_f]

...till you saw this vid

[@cassandralohr9973]

Lol

[@dannulton930]

Being completely healed, Katherine went on to design an all purple fashion line.

[@shellimiller9736]

Me too, the sad part is this guy is really famous, but what killed me is when he said he does this over the phone🤥

@@shellimiller9736 LMAO. He also texts healings for 4 dollar a pop.

[@Ronbo710]

@@shellimiller9736 lol. Miss Cleo returns.

[@NirvashOne]

They all include a spandex waist

[@WolfieLovesDaddy]

She'll call the fashion line 'purplexed' - cause this guy perplexed her into draining her bank account by waving his hands over her butt.

[@N.Obody0080-se1gc]

I love how he said a feeling of peace or tingling was a sign the "healing" was working. The guy was very intentionally doing ASMR, he just basically called it the hand of God before we knew it was a natural response to relaxation.

[@kaybby1996]

I came to write this comment lol. The relaxation they were feeling was asmr.

[@imonlysleeping4491]

Huh, interesting point. Asmr, stolen from the quacks, given to the square space promotors

[@joshualajoie9547]

Except this was filmed in 2017, and ASMR was coming into vogue around that time. He knew what he was doing. He was monetizing ASMR at a medical rate. 😂

[@monkeybusiness4997]

@@joshualajoie9547It was uploaded later but I think this aired on tv somewhere in 1990s or 2000s.

[@joshualajoie9547]

@monkeybusiness4997 look at the ending credits on the original video. They say copyright 2017 in TV block text. I suspect the lower quality is based on the show being produced and aired on Public Access broadcasting thru Santa Fe Community Television. Towards the end of the interview she does with Dr Shay, the host says, "Thank you to my KZbin audience," after thanking the camera and set crew by name.

[@lowfidelity499]

“When people come back asking for a refund they find that I have either diminished or gone”

[@0kieD0kiee]

I wouldn’t be surprised if any people who actually felt a difference after this “treatment” was just the result of less stress. His calming voice and just coming in and laying down and being checked on can do a lot for a person emotionally.

[@Castle085]

Facts

[@glswenson]

I made a similar comment on another video of this guy. I feel like the "patients" are experiencing ASMR. That's the tingling and wave sensation he speaks of.

[@theunexplainablecrumbs4387]

The good ol' placebo effect

[@JamieAsh_]

@@Castle085 prove it

[@Castle085]

@@JamieAsh_ prove wha?.. Looking to see what you're referring🙁too, shrug, rly don't need to "prove" my two cents, 🎯

[@verak8936]

This is one of the best comment sections on KZbin. No grammatical errors, every comment is pure comedy gold, everyone is sane. I love it. Also, my newest ASMR trigger seems to be shitty massages.

[@Arany-Csillag]

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

[@allybally0021]

@@Arany-Csillag Its a shite drink as well....even with a mixer.

[@andybratt6022]

@@Arany-Csillag doesn't have to melt them to weaken them.

[@airmackeeee6792]

@@Arany-Csillag It's also turning the frogs gay. 😉

[@perezfecto]

You're healed.

[@I.KUchiha]

“ *i did some healing with your immune system* ” It doesn’t get any funnier than this lads

[@gordonirvine726]

🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

[@jurisfootrag]

The way he says immune tho

[@gordonirvine726]

He did some healing with their fingernails and hair.

[@headphonic8]

It's all BS but why is that funnier than the others? People's immune systems can literally destroy their body

[@I.KUchiha]

@@gordonirvine726 😂😂😂😂

[@Gravel22Gaming]

This guy is so good he can see 32nds of an inch. What precision! Really knows his craft.

[@bryanmceneaney]

Lees than 1 mm. serious vision

[@Ali-ls5px]

32nds of an inch is huge bro

[@AndrewDavid84]

It's like a country mile to him

[@bigol9223]

​@@Ali-ls5px can you explain this to my lady

[@brendanhirst201]

The brief hand gestures followed by the note taking lmfaooo I CANNOT. This is a Tim and Eric skit come to life.

[@je5107]

I MUST know what he’s writing...

[@BWater-yq3jx]

I wonder if he bothers to do that when it's not being filmed 🤔 or does he just pull out a hip flask...

[@ARCHMAGOS-RATTLEBONES]

Not sure what hes writing, but it seems that he just keeps drawing a cross in the air with those hand gestures.

[@Steinmetal4]

T&E do asmr would be hilarious and more than likely, really, really annoying.

[@danicar9654]

He could at least put some effort into conning these people lol

[@crystaljoffroy2061]

I love how he grabbed a fresh paper towel for the pillow from the roll that was on the floor... very professional high quality stuff

[@ASMR1]

It's ironic how you still called it "fresh".

[@BeeABaw]

lol also when his cheap pen died at 10:13 he grabbed another. It was not even a "click" pen but them dollar store 10 count cap pens.

[@Giu851]

I guess it's part of the healing process...

[@dawnjpa912]

Fake healing doesn’t pay what it use to.

[@randy7068]

It's 1 ply

[@professornorwood8458]

I like that when he says what he healed, he basically lists everything there is in the entire universe.

[@vulemma]

Except financial literacy

[@blip1]

"I also healed a rupture in the space-time continuum"

[@Da_Baron]

"I healed your ovarian cysts and your testicular cancer."

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

I checked ✔️ your emotional health & your mental well being. Patient: aren't those concepts part of the same thing? 🤔

[@HaloManTheSpider]

"I did some healing with the rift between Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt."

[@fistanfenkinor]

Ahh yes. The most important indicator of overall physical well being: the leg length.

[@Whatorwellsaid21]

This guy is smart. Phrases such as “what people allow themselves to receive,” and “have a wonderful response,” imply that the effectiveness of the healing depends only on the patient.

[@josephmurda]

Love that liability talk

[@SuperShayan4]

Also reiterating "I did some healing" afterwards to emphasise all the work he put in.

[@josephmurda]

@@SuperShayan4 lmao

[@derp195]

It's the same tactics that a lot of religions use. The church I went to as a kid taught that God will basically give you whatever you want as long as you believe and are pure of heart. So if you don't get what you want, it's all your fault for not being good enough.

[@josephmurda]

@@derp195 Jesus what religion was this I grew up catholic christian. Catholicism is pretty cult like but I was raised more towards Christianity and if you can be a real Christian. Like no forcing religion on people. No judging, really no judging. Helping the weak. Leading the lost. Forgiveness I can say I believe in Christianity as far as a baseline to life. Guy in the sky and seas parting … eh

[@DanfromDallas]

You guys have to admit, this is one of the best ASMR segments on KZbin.

[@DONTSASSMEBOI]

I admit it!

[@steverogers7601]

What gets my ASMR started is when he brings out the clipboard and taps the pen on it so he can scribble his fake notes. The sounds of the pen scratching, the rustling of his suit jacket, and his lips smacking is oddly relaxing.

[@DJDeonPearson]

My favorite! The tingles usually manifest very, very fast.

[@Buut3rscotch100]

it is lol

[@Buut3rscotch100]

@@steverogers7601 the fake notes get me too 😂

[@znicholas145]

"Around 50% of people I treat are not entirely purple"

[@lightmanxpl2041]

"What type of purple clothes do you want maam?" Old lady: "yes"

[@Steinmetal4]

Purple is only for graphs when you've used all the other colors already.

[@Dudedragon83]

Jumping on that 50% tho.... was what they were experiencing first hand ASMR? 🤨

[@robeach11]

“Keep the shoes on so we can do a measurement.” Because as we all know, you can’t measure legs with the shoes off. It’s science.

[@maryw8968]

Yeah but i mean...she is rockin that purple

[@Vader-23]

His healing over the phone must be something else!!!

[@houseofshuffles449]

Calls charged at $4.95 per minute. "I.....did....some...healing....with...your...immune......................system." etc.

[@aburke0823]

“Please stay on the line while I’m waiting on God to work through me” *cue hold music*

[@Shado0911]

​@@houseofshuffles449I read that and heard Agent Smith's voice from the Matrix!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@HistoricalWonder720]

"Before we begin can you measure your legs for me?"

[@finnmeister]

When he's doing the healing and god's working through him, 50% of people said they had the sensation of someone removing their wallet.

[@ordie9x]

😆😆😆😆

[@alakazaaam8057]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AndreaCremoni]

But usually about 90% notice in their first 24 hours after the "healing" that their money is decreased, or gone

[@johnpharis8498]

To funny

[@HandFromCoffin]

Hey.. if it works for them, they can afford it, and he's not praying on them... placebo?

[@HitmanBOOMER80]

“Drink plenty of water because that’ll be all you can afford after leaving here today”

[@SailfishSoundSystem]

Lol!

[@midlight9758]

But only if it’s purple

[@anthonyboyce6321]

🤣🤣🤣

[@2109917162]

Drink plenty of water because God told me you have kidney stones and I don't have a fucking clue how to heal that.

[@Swan_Rons0n]

Worter*

[@verukasault9065]

It's so cute how the older lady's outfit is so coordinated even with purple socks. 😄

[@PkrDealer86]

Gotta look fly...

[@PirateStory]

she’s like a big piece of lavender 😊❤️

[@youseeit916]

She wanted a navy suit for war though

[@malfunctioningrealities8881]

The fit fire!!!

[@Noname-iz9uo]

Pearl lived purple

[@foolhardy2170]

The little hand movements during his “healing” are what really get me 😂

[@bryanmceneaney]

Indeed. But what the heck is muttering under his breath? Some kind of magic I guess?

[@slackblabbath8528]

It was Latin. Hes an ASMR excorsist.

[@Evan-lr8nq]

Magic jazz hands.

[@mrsmacca126]

Those are Usui Reishi Reiki symbols.

[@steveevans3846]

​@@mrsmacca126 nah, hes struggling with an invisible ATM.

[@w.hayesconner1317]

I like how he pauses with his hand movements, as though from 10 feet away he has encountered something problematic in the time space continuum.

[@NGC6144]

It's troublesome navigating around dark matter.

[@user-ud2pu8ij6b]

🤣

[@h0p3less1]

His VR menu is bugging out in the Metaverse xD

[@yamatotakeru9078]

🤣

[@jakehandley3366]

@@NGC6144 purple matter

[@Hairlesswookie62]

1/32 of an inch! What an absolute unit.

[@richardhayes5517]

0.78125 of a millimetre. That guy has laser focussed powers of measurement

[@mikeh6097]

That's what she said!

[@hochigaming14yearsago90]

@@richardhayes5517 it's actually 0.79375

[@Gr3gorius]

He said THREE QUARTERS OF INCH. Do you know what THREE QUARTERS mean?! Definitely NOT 1/32 rotfl

[@Hairlesswookie62]

@@Gr3gorius, all right, Jesus, I know I'll make an awful carpenter. But I did know how to when I typed that and I do now as well, but I don't care that I mistyped a dumb comment a year ago and I'm arrogantly satisfied that I don't care now. Thank you for dying for my typo sins.

[@cariad81]

It's 6.18am here, haven't been able to sleep.. now I'm crying with laughter at the comments instead of listening to this to help me sleep 🤣🤣

[@jb1nk225]

We’ve fallen into a dangerous loop my fellow non sleeper lol

[@cariad81]

@@jb1nk225 We sure have 🤣

[@drewcameup4225]

Same rn

[@amberzaval1438]

5am here lol

[@pultsari9036]

The comment sections on this channel in general are gold, and this one exceptionally so. I can relate, I have also laughed so hard I've had tears rolling down my cheeks.

[@HasSa-m3d]

The maestro's hairdo is legendary in its own right.

[@sandwich-breath]

The Maestro - I'm DEAD 💆🥱💀☠

[@heyyy19]

Don’t try this healing at home as it needs to be calibrated and left up to the professionals. My uncle Dale tried it on my Aunt Peggy, overdid the healing, and now one of her legs is 11 inches longer than the other. Goddamnit Dale.

[@migdaliacolon8368]

🤣🤣🤣

[@riptaway]

Christ Dale get it together

[@harrysachz6748]

At first I thought your comment was a King of the Hill reference.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Did John Redcorn teach him that? 🤔

[@raphaeljones7138]

😹😹😹

[@Th3phenom]

“I did some healing with your wallet”

[@Oasisftww]

I mean, I know this comment is stolen but it's just too good not to steal 😂.

[@madisonmartell8462]

Cleansed her wallet

[@rhurbstafalcon4807]

HAHAHAHAHA that is so 'Beavis and Butthead '... Quality mate...:)

[@LewisBogue]

Didn’t know amy schumer enjoyed unintentional asmr

[@Mike-vy9es]

bloody funny!

[@Travelling_wm]

Let's have a moment of silence for the clients that only drank some water and not plenty. R.I.P.

[@andrewmaderer1989]

They did not make it

[@screamindog8772]

My heart goes out to their families.

[@MrMovienator]

They all died horrible, painful deaths

[@Lantern_Jack]

They didn't eat enough cupla tomatoes 🍅

[@theredmenace22]

And just think, they could have been saved if only they'd gotten a banana.

[@MrHousetronic]

"Your right leg, this one..." Good thing he made it clear, cause for a moment, Katherine thought he was talking about her other right leg...

[@ogrehaslayers605]

The “sanitary” paper towel over the face pillow is one of the more amazing things going on here.

[@chrish7975]

Especially since the 'sanitary' paper towel roll has been rolling around on the floor and picking up god know's what...

[@zilla2493]

@@chrish7975 😂😂

[@TadRaunch]

In Saul Shaye lore this is known as the PPT - Personal Paper Towel

[@a.m.9474]

Thought so too...🤷‍♀️

[@ogrehaslayers605]

@@chrish7975 probably lots of essential oils 😆

[@houseofshuffles449]

I love how he gives them a "run-down" of everything he did to them, just like a mechanic after a car service.

[@henryburner]

I balanced the emotional centers. 😒

[@mitchfromtheinternet297]

@@henryburner oh yeah, nothing worse than having those emotional centres out of balance, it’s a real issue since lockdown, I just can’t get my body booked in to a healer to sort them out.

[@MrSteveo114]

I’m just glad he sorted out that shortened leg, her tracking was way off and once she got up to speed she was pulling hard to the right.

[@jason_v12345]

@@mitchfromtheinternet297 You mean spiritual centers.

[@martinhawkes2823]

Yeah, just like a mechanic giving you the low down right before he says, now that's going to be $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ but the works not guaranteed.!!

[@wordup63]

I didn't know one of my triggers was con artistry

[@blammela]

wordup63 so tingley

[@mrmoncherz2574]

Right 😂

[@samuelmiller1936]

It's a lot of ASMR videos that are like that! I think it's because ASMR is essentially what they're selling. People with smooth voices tend to do well in those fields.

[@loges299]

wordup63 good one LMAO,

[@dustyvancekatzenberger]

It's a big one for me. Weird as it is.

[@bobd9116]

I love the shorter leg trick he brought over from this chiropractor days

[@jjchaos2024]

Him trying to explain that them keeping their shoes on should make a difference in leg length makes absolutely no fucking sense. LMAO. If their shoes were worn out or damaged, would that not affect the length? ZERO SENSE. Him looking around the room while saying it to convey his diarrhoea of the mouth.

[@J_789]

@@jjchaos2024🤣🤣🤣

[@Jordan-nf1wq]

@@jjchaos2024lol

[@_madNES]

That no-look tune at 1:47 gets me every time.

[@StormTrooperXsV]

didn't notice it before, but holy shit that caught me off guard... made me laugh hard

[@Eimerej]

It's all in the wrist.

[@Matt-pu1sn]

😂 Tune

[@stefanop2951]

Ah ah ah ah

[@noahschulkers6899]

He didn’t even try on that one

[@NigelNorman23]

It's just dawned on me that watching people get scammed helps me to sleep at night.

[@TheASMRAngel]

You can sleep easy knowing it's not you getting scammed 😉

[@blip1]

Hahaha!

[@Emperor_Palpatine_66]

Good... Good...

[@ts121084]

Welcome, Nigel.

[@hilarywyatt3782]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ShakeyHorse7788]

I'm impressed by how quickly he can "tune in". Most quacks waive their hands for 30-60 seconds before they get anything. Not this guy. 1 to 2 seconds flat, and he has what he needs.

[@Stinking82]

Time is money. If the person is gullible enough to show up and lie face down thinking they are being healed, they certainly wouldn't mind if the quack tunes in for 2 seconds or 20 mins.

[@tanyairwin3695]

*wave.

[@CohesionAlp]

That's just the power of God working through him lol

[@cl1xor]

@@CohesionAlp you could say the power of christ compels him?

[@Grimhorn]

Quack indeed.

[@HasSa-m3d]

Did anybody notice the mysterious movement of the kitchen roll at 30:31? The sense of love (or wave sensation) is undeniable.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

USA 🇺🇸 - paper towels.

[@w.hayesconner1317]

“A sense of peace, a sense of love, a sense that someone is holding their wallet even though there is no longer anything in it…”

[@826bmp]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

A wave sensation! Like a push? No damn it! It's a wave! 🌊

[@5warpotentials258]

Haha 😂 best comment yet

[@feslerae]

"a sense that the wallet is lighter than it was before"

[@aburke0823]

He heals the wallet over the phone afterwards.

[@B3GINNER]

He helps them on and off that table the same way I pretend to help friends move furniture. 🙌

[@TAURUSger]

Lul xD

[@kyoten19]

Lmaoo

[@markf650]

r m 😂

[@samuelmiller1936]

He helps them up like Thulsa Doom helps up Thorgrim after the pillar falls on him. That scene in Conan always cracked me up

[@comfym3850]

😏😏😏

[@Bustakonye]

50% will get a sense that i’m pulling their leg, even when i’m not touching them

[@screamindog8772]

aha. clever.

[@bravobravoh1344]

I would trust this guy over Dr. Fauci

[@anthonybalista7421]

Most inbreds would BravoBravo so that comes as no surprise.

[@bravobravoh1344]

@@anthonybalista7421 sounds like you have some experience, coming from an incestual line

[@CaseyCorigliano]

@@anthonybalista7421 is your 1 thumbs up blue?

[@SS-ve7tt]

Katherine was just there to renew her license wear purple. Now she drives Dale and Aunt Peggy around to their doctor appointments.

[@sandraborowiecka4880]

No, she just lost her keys to car

[@sandraborowiecka4880]

And he propose that he will give her a ride. Later, of course.

[@SS-ve7tt]

​@@sandraborowiecka4880 Of course.

[@Alis91236]

I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@Damomasts]

And now she's a member of SEAL team 6!

[@vandazzle]

I admire Purple's dedication to Katherine

[@jakehandley3366]

I’m healing gonna do some purple second, and tune out to get some 50% I did some plenty of water, 32nd of a wonderful response ✌️

[@vandazzle]

@@jakehandley3366 😆

[@jaybeenzy4585]

🤣🤣

[@renaissancewm2000]

All together now... 'Start wearing purple, wearing purple Start wearing purple for me now All your sanity and wits, they will all vanish I promise, it's just a matter of time…' ~Gogol Bordello

[@bensouthwell1339]

Purple is the new purple

[@guillerod81]

and to think she threw that diamond into the sea.

[@Clementine3107]

Im dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Abigail-ht6kt]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@adamwalsh5801]

It’s been 84 years. And I can still smell the fresh paint. The china had never been used. The sheets had never been slept in. Titanic was called the ship of Dreams. And it was, it really was.

[@mild_meme]

She's in to get some healing so she can have her back blown out again for the first time in 84 years

[@joribremer5260]

Best comment in 84 years...

[@nilesandsam]

I'm recovering from a hysterectomy and a co-worker sent me to this video to read the comments while I am bored at home. 11/10, five and a half stars, this is gold. Love the scrolling of the invisible tablet, dude was way ahead of his time.

[@jolien8195]

Previous commenter who appreciates this comment :)

[@jimmlygoodness]

Hope you are feeling better.

[@Gr3gorius]

@@jimmlygoodness He is. If he only drunk proper amount of water and allowed to be healed.

[@juliapigworthy]

He probably has an Iron Man HUD from the gods that only he can see.

[@tophy9865]

You know, your average healer won't even bother to check the spiritual centers these days. But this guy even checks your leg length?! He's a class act!

[@wheelerd02]

Items healed today: Immune system ✅️ Lymphatic system ✅️ Spine, neck, mid back, low back & pelvis ✅️ Joints, bones, discs, ligaments, tendons, muscles & nerves ✅️ Vertigo ✅️ Blood, circulation & blood vessels ✅️ Lungs & internal organs ✅️ Endocrine glands ✅️ Hormonal system ✅️ Emotional body ✅️ Mental body ✅️ Spiritual Centers balanced ✅️ Old Memories, such as those adversely affecting the present ✅️ Legs are now even 👍 ✅️ Drink plenty of water for the next 24 hours and have a wonderful response 😀

[@seds94]

Death has been healed 👍

[@theunexplainablecrumbs4387]

This was so satisfying to read while Saul was saying it at the same time xD

[@davecunningham9923]

I hope your mucus membranes are okay too 🥺🥺

[@CenfJ]

I laughed me arse off at this

[@paulthew2]

🤣🤣🤣

[@loshombre2926]

I like how he takes his notes so diligently as if he is going to lay in bed tonight with his glass of wine and review these notes to cure cancer, but not before his patient's next appointment of course.

[@mywifesboyfriend5558]

It's just drawings of SpongeBob. Not good ones, either.

[@rbtkng2438]

@@mywifesboyfriend5558 or it would say “milk, toilet paper, laundry detergent……….

[@mywifesboyfriend5558]

@@rbtkng2438 Grapes. All that purple would make one want grapes.

[@lushade5147]

I actually got here by accident, this was not what I was expecting...but I was indeed healed of my overthinking by reading the comments because 50% of me was laughing and the other 50% of me was calm.

[@ASMRLoopz]

As Thanos would say- "Perfectly Balanced. As all things should be." :)

[@joeymiller9673]

@@ASMRLoopz cvcccbcbhcccchccvcccbchcchchhcccvcvhhchvcvhcgg do zgggzg zu at zu gzgzgzg do do do do do gxgffgzgfgzgf

[@rimmyman]

Well 90% of it ends thinking Bout the BS about 24 hours after watching the video.

[@AwesomeDude799]

If you're reading this, we've never met but I did some healing to your immune system. I did some healing to da glands and da organs. Make sure to drink plenty of water today, and have a wonderful response. 😊

[@Otacon_-]

bro thanks I feel it. You totally healed a chronic incurable disease I had, wow.

[@AwesomeDude799]

@@Otacon_- Have a wonderful response. 😊

[@CommercialForest]

Wish you would’ve told me sooner. I didn’t drink enough water 😠

[@zatoichiMiyamoto]

I'm ded

[@asajjventress2662]

Sending some healing your way, as well. 🖖🏼🤌🏼☝🏼✍🏼🫳🏼🫴🏼🤟🏼 Drink plenty of water and have a wonderful response. 🫶🏼🫰🏼

[@Skazzuk]

I must have missed the part of the bible where Jesus does jazz hands and writes down some notes prior to healing the leper

[@ASMRLoopz]

It's a lesser known passage in the New Testament. LMAO

[@JMB129]

Just look straight ahead, don't pay any attention to what I'm doing here.

[@teresavincent7986]

😂😂😂

[@EternaLivesMatter]

"JAZZ HANDS." ....I cant!! 😂😂😂

[@EternaLivesMatter]

Unfortunately....most times when people say "God" they do NOT mean Jesus.

[@mn7804]

I love how at 8:36 he changes the paper towel thats on the pillow in between his clients with a "clean" paper towel thats been on the floor

[@yamatotakeru9078]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kathyskidmore1310]

I know! That got me too 😂

[@nbvw3]

I did some stealing from your wallet, I did some stealing from your checking account, I did some stealing from your savings account...

[@StayHomeAndDoNOTHING]

But most importantly he did some stealing...with my heart

[@robbiemason7939]

Ha Ha that's great!!!

[@comfym3850]

🤣

[@marc3981]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@spartanracer]

*licks finger and flips page* I also found a way to do some stealing from your vault, safety deposit box, and coin jar. I did some stealing from your children’s bank accounts, I did some stealing from your grandchildren’s bank accounts. I did some stealing from your great grandchildren’s birthday card money...

[@Cooladiqua]

I’m fucking dead, he said “a 32nd of an inch”

[@FriedCheeseCrepe]

Dude’s precise what can you say

[@NeeFitzee]

1:28 Does anyone else love his clipboard work? The little tap to align the pen gets me everytime!

[@herojh]

Me too, I rewind that over and over.

[@andyschildermans5989]

Yesssss

[@andybratt6022]

I love that it's painted in Italian colors and I love that he uses cheap ass Bic pens and uses the cap. Hmmm....I've said too much.

[@jakehandley3366]

That’s not him aligning the pen.. that’s him dotting the exclamation points after the dollar signs

[@whisperingleaves4157]

He’d honestly be lost without that clipboard!

[@The_Real_Tunder]

When he is moving his hands he is actually working on a mental calculator trying to figure out how much to bill them

[@rancherfarmerguy]

he is using a mental abacus

[@azerath1000]

Lmfao.

[@cariad81]

OMG 🤣🤣🤣

[@goalreacherali1234]

Lmao

[@ajcomposer2517]

Imagine a back rub and being hydrated making you feel better. This guy is magic.

[@PACIFICBboy]

I would give anything to read what he has in that clipboard lmao

[@jjchaos2024]

Probably looks like a fucking Etch-A-Sketch had a seizure.

[@mdsupreme1776]

Milk, eggs, butter, haircut 4pm, dinner with denise at olive garden

[@84paints]

All of us laughing at the people believing this stuff. But here we are, at night with this on loop receiving the healing.

[@ASMRLoopz]

we had a wonderful response!

[@kdguro]

Gettin jazzy with it in July 2021 and counting! 🙌👐🤲👏🙇‍♀️

[@bcor4219]

Difference is we are not spending money on this stuff, like the clients in the video.

[@martymakeupartist]

@@bcor4219 i think this all BS but i would pay to try this or nutritional response testing for the asmr tingles (and by pay i mean like 5 bucks)

[@88tongued]

The more dubious the practice, the more ASMR I get.

[@happyapple4269]

As a professional leg lengtherer myself I have to say that was excellent lengthening. 👌

[@ASMRLoopz]

honored to have a professional length lengthener stop by to discuss lengthening!

[@vulemma]

@Rob Wood that wasn't a leg...

[@JoeShmoe376]

As a leg lengthener myself, I must say I am royally pissed! This man is a fraud. He stole my lengthening technique when we shared a cell in jail!

[@berimar5675]

@@JoeShmoe376 Im sorry what ?

[@boss.mimoto6570]

I'm already content with my height, but I wonder. Do you know any muscle strengtener? My hands' quite weak.

[@ThisisDanBell]

she died later that afternoon.

[@StayHomeAndDoNOTHING]

This is Dan Bell. In that case I’m DEFINITELY setting up an appointment with him asap

[@NomadSquid]

I'm a huge fan of you and Rick and Brendan and. Cool to see you here.

[@dr.saulshaye4500]

Wrong. I fleeced her for another 4 years. 800 x $50. You do the math.

[@StayHomeAndDoNOTHING]

Dr. Saul Shaye do you do deep healing? Cuz my prostate chakra is in need of hard, sweaty, deep healing. Just wondering if the good doctor has the skills to heal me? Also do you have gloves that go up to your elbows?

[@dr.saulshaye4500]

StayHomeAndDoNOTHING I’ve healed you already. Drink some water and enjoy the response.

[@equanim0us]

Dr Saul's notes: *squiggles to see if the pen is working* WTF is Meniere's Disease - Just rub back and criticize leg length *A random 3D cube* Purple rain, purple rain, yeah - Ask Katherine after show if she's written her Will yet - Purple rain, purple rain, woo Reminder: must buy bigger watch *3 random stars of David in the corner* Glad I didn't have to touch Satnam's feet! SCHOOL'S 4 FOOLS NB: Don't forget to tell Satnam 2 have wonderful response - Ask producer if can keep disposable sheets from massage table -

[@RyanIsntReal1]

Last one is crazy 😂

[@bryanmceneaney]

😂😂😂 that’s more or less everything I’ve ever squiggled on every exam I’ve ever taken!

[@DialFX509]

Boy I'd kill to see what info this guy gathered and wrote down while he was solving his imaginary rubix cube

[@ericaz6249]

Ya I'm curious what good that does when he just automatically heals everything anyway

[@WolfieLovesDaddy]

@@ericaz6249 notice how he talks quickly when he says he will check everything anyway - all the other person can do is just nod and agree.

[@ericaz6249]

@@WolfieLovesDaddy oh I know he's good haha got it down to a science

[@ijreilly01]

He’s probably just writing down groceries he needs to pick up on the way home.

[@Craig-zq2qx]

Gimmie a P Gimmie a L Gimmie a A Gimmie a C Gimmie a E Gimmie a B Gimmie a O Old jazz hands 🙌

[@pt1519]

Godamn, that clipboard work can't be taught. Only a real life ASMR titan gets away with lines like, "I did some healing with old memories adversely affecting the present."

[@whisperingleaves4157]

Best line.

[@BenCooper11]

Where did he pull that from though? Do they go on a course? Either way, it's the most fantastic bullshit.

[@bensouthwell1339]

this guy gives bull/shit a good name

[@airnidzo]

That casual "tuturututu" while reaching for the extra pen

[@TheRickydamen]

​@BenCooper11 9 months on this made me laugh...a wonderful response

[@gigiclements8318]

This comment section is the funniest thing on KZbin....I'm supposed to be relaxing but all I'm doing is stifling giggles and hoping my husband doesn't wake up and ask me what I'm doing???

[@andreaslucco]

Same here 😂

[@jakebush9411]

Exactly the same

[@USNavyMC]

ASMR comment threads are always fantastic. Love this crowd

[@nitrousvxrevamped128]

The comments are hilarious, you should also check out the esoteric healing videos comments 🤣🤣🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iIOTaZWDeNeDl6M

[@gigiclements8318]

@@nitrousvxrevamped128 🤣 I've been over there, does not disappoint.

[@taylorellis6358]

unexpected mid-roll ads should be illegal in asmr. next time i crap myself bc of a random loud ad, i'm sending you the dry cleaning bill

[@TheConfederateBoy]

Can you believe this show was filmed in the 2010s ? It really looks like it was in the 1980s

[@stephenhowes6586]

Are you freaking serious?! That adds a whole different vibe to this 😆

[@TheConfederateBoy]

@@stephenhowes6586 yeah, it was filmed in 2016 or something for a show on quack medicine in the state of New Mexico

[@blueapples25]

I deadass believed this was filmed in the early 90s lol. That crappy toupé and 1970s-questionable-therapist-office background didn't help either.

[@NotChefCook]

青林檎 - PERFECT description ! Per - FECT .

[@anarkie751]

@@blueapples25 yeah this is some crappy community free air tv station. There's another vid of a crystal healer session using the same set

[@MrPecksniff]

I did some healing of a whiskey drink I did some healing of a vodka drink I did some healing of a lager drink I did some healing of a cider drink I did some healing of the songs that remind him of the good times I did some healing of the songs that remind of the better times

[@ASMRLoopz]

I see you tubthumpin!

[@MrPecksniff]

@@ASMRLoopz I get knocked down, but I get up again. Just like Katherine!

[@EyeMixMusic]

I get knocked down, but I get up again... ...then I fall down again because my right leg is 1/32nd of an inch shorter 😐

[@mikeromeo3579]

😆😆😆😆

[@annieoops6243]

@@EyeMixMusic 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@redlightning9130]

Funny how this was filmed in the 2010's, the quality styling is so old fashioned that I always thought this aired in 1995.

[@EyeMixMusic]

I refuse to believe this was not filmed in 1995. Did his powers accidentally freeze time?

[@kdguro]

I get major 90s nostalgia watching this thing. Nobody can convince me otherwise. I can practically hear the X-Files theme in the background. Which, let’s face it……

[@mikemasiello5965]

1985

[@TheChoppergunner100]

Wait what? I thought this was around 1980s

[@propheticmarine6927]

Yeah that's how that 360p gets you 😂

[@samuelcorona9214]

2.9 million views , that’s a lot of healing

[@norwichculturalreport4445]

The one thing we should all appreciate with this video is the incredible mic placement, and balance in the audio levels. Just fantastic work. It’s sounds wonderful!

[@OlYables]

A totally under-appreciated art form.

[@valamaas]

You mean at 5:54?

[@jeffrich2561]

The sound guy just keeps cranking up the gain on that board.

[@Aussiemanjkkk]

I get bored with an asmr after 1-2 times but this one I keep coming back to. His clipboard scribble noises and voice is just great. Grandmas purpleness is soothing too 😭

[@comfym3850]

Purpleness! 😄

[@christopherschultz3910]

Im gonna tune in now *starts writing down shopping list*. 10 cartons of winston reds, 5 cans of folders dark roast, 2 cartons of kool greens, cat treats

[@mollydooker9636]

Cat treats 😂 😂. He looks like he might smell slightly of cat treats.

[@Flattsforthree12]

Take a bow sir.

[@rbomb7750]

Funniest comment I’ve ever seen