Unintentional ASMR 💎 VERY Soft Spoken Gemstone Therapy Session Is Amazing For Sleep & Anxiety

[@PureUnintentionalASMR]

Huge thanks to the lovely Isabelle at the Gemstone Therapy Institute's channel: bit.ly/GemstoneTherapy Also if you like more energy healing ASMR videos like this then check out our new channel: bit.ly/21stThinking NEW videos coming this week! AS always hope you like this video. If you do please consider liking the video and commenting below. It really helps out!

[@caramac300]

I've watched a few of her vids over and over for a while now. Her colour ray spray vids are fabulous. Whacky but great

[@geraldleonard4412]

She is good! When I was a kid we had a ouija board. Scared the crap out of us! I think it would be a different experience if she somehow added a ouija board with more players. It may enhance the patient's experience. Just a thought! She is great just like this!

[@91chilipeppersfan]

9999

[@cobraneo]

Really great asmr 👍

[@dicw98439]

Two words... Absolute Quackery!

[@aSmashingTime]

The most relaxing mugging I've ever seen

[@TheRealNazeem]

Bet she took that poor woman’s watch and necklace with some garbage excuse like “the constant ticking is pulling bad energy towards you” 🤣🤣

[@8dazeAweek2]

This is the first time a comment on an ASMR video has made me laugh out loud 😂😂

[@dovesandcoldplay]

😂

[@Modioman69]

Lmfao! Your comment got me good.

[@Basicdowntowngirl]

@@TheRealNazeemLMAOOOO

[@0kieD0kiee]

I know all of this is hocus pocus but I gotta admit there would be something so very nice about being attentively cared for slowly and meticulously by someone with such an apparent desire to help. The “healer” in this video seems to genuinely care about her client and want to help them, and regardless of the fact that the methods she’s using are based in nonsense, the intention and care with which she’s doing this would be very relaxing, and relaxation can be so healing.

[@MySnakeisSolidus]

The crazier the therapy is, the better asmr gets

[@RodrigoSantiago1]

Boom

[@vintagearisen]

I love when they "heal" you by waggling their fingers at you

[@Xozona]

This is so true

[@johnyseimah229]

@@vintagearisen be happy that they are not waggling their fingers IN you

[@tarus94]

Ayo​@@johnyseimah229

[@akk709]

So glad they have “certified” gem stone therapists and not the wacky, fake, rip off gem stone therapists

[@BWater-yq3jx]

certifiable.

[@Markybug-Keira-Cody]

I KNOW !

[@anotherunboxingchannelasmr7920]

Are you sure it’s not “certified-gem stone”

[@isabelmarguerite5560]

I THINK/GUESS this woman genuinly wants to help her clients, believes this and not faking her motives. But it's wasted money.

[@Nemisis2290]

@@isabelmarguerite5560 Wasted money for some, it tends to be more placebo treatment than anything, and placebos haven't been disproved and in fact have been proven to improve overall health.

[@isabelmarguerite5560]

25:19 "I'm not just randomly spraying" But jokes aside, this ASMR is a gem

[@FrenkTheJoy]

I don't believe gem stones balance anything, but I don't see anything wrong with wanting to pay some money to lay down somewhere you know you won't be disturbed to have some in-person ASMR. Seems super relaxing. And man, if people want to pay a ton of money to have rocks balance their humors, that's their business.

[@FrenkTheJoy]

I mean it seems like if you want the relaxation of a massage but don't want people to touch you very much, this is a good solution.

[@bryanfinkell5184]

I couldn't more !

[@squizzyicetea]

That's how I feel. As long as you're not telling some kid who's bleeding out that all they need is to smell some lavender oil, I think it's fine. People can buy and believe whatever they want.

[@Weirdeiolu]

I considered a session in a place like this but saw that the woman who ran the centre talked on facebook about crystals “curing” disabled children and the like and forgot about it. Without the woo it’d definitely be very relaxing.

[@titiorangetree]

@@Weirdeioluthat’s actually so sad! i respect people’s beliefs as long as they’re not hurting anyone, like you can have your rocks healing your organs or whatever without being an ableist or bigoted POS. that being said i’d also love to go to a session like this, id go into a coma in that position

[@Broknchainz]

The less sense these “professionals” make, the better the ASMR. I would love to have her swing stones and spray water all around me. Yay!

[@dandunning7731]

I feel the exact same thing, the less sense they make and the more strongly they believe what they are saying, the more tingles I get lol! I wonder why… 🤔

[@jdaydubbfrm19th96]

"Yay" wtf 😭

[@UmatsuObossa]

@@dandunning7731 So I'm not the only one who enjoys hearing others make up nonsense? I had a nephew that would tell me about dreams he supposedly had or things he supposedly did, and he was. OBVIOUSLY making it up in the moment and it was always such bullshit...but i never called him out on it because i just liked listening to him do it.

[@bugi9309]

It’s all in the mind

[@69SalterStreet]

@@dandunning7731 I think its because an aspect of personal attention is sincerity. Asmr peeps tend to have incredibly emotional intelligence so authenticity is important

[@slipnotovk]

"Cleansing area". Also know as a few sheets of paper towels. This is amazing

[@davidarnold1225]

Ahh, sounds like a Dr Saul Shaye viewer! 😄

[@scott-o3345]

Today, in our hidden camera interview, we've replaced Isabelle's regular gemstones with some of our Folgers coffee crystals. Let's see what happens.

[@edwardjamesjr1]

This is the best comment! So many allusions to cultural memes!

[@CasperLCat]

What happens ? Exactly the same as with the gemstones !

[@TonyGonzales]

These flavor crystals are really increasing my energy flow!

[@joemendoza2292]

Wow. Old school right there.

[@keepitkawaii4467]

🤣😂😹

[@melissacummings5578]

I hear hotels near the Connecticut airport are some of the most mystical places in the world.

[@pharmshot]

melissa cummings this comment should have so many more likes 😂😂😂

[@MrYuck-xt8dw]

Due to CONVID, I'm sure all Conutticunt hotels are derelict shitholes right about now.

[@ApothecaryDasago]

As a resident of Connecticut I can confirm the mystic energy

[@erikj.2066]

Absolutely, in fact I hear all the essential gem ladened waters for the various magical pump sprayers is found right on tap in the ladies bathroom sink there, even the 7 color diamond spray.

[@dazzhazz1]

LMAO!!!!!

[@neuroasmr7861]

There really is nothing in the world like unintentional asmr

[@1BadSavage]

Sure there is... Intentional asmr

[@mikvance]

Literally every single one of her videos are ASMR gold!

[@comfortablynumb6294]

Yes they are! Been watching her for years now!!

[@Ari-jm6xx]

Yeah, I used to gorge on her videos years ago.

[@gracie1312]

More like asmr tanzenite

[@tylertyler82]

@@gracie1312* panzotopanzanite

[@SteamingBurito]

I watch this to relax. So I would probably do this to relax. The placebo effect is weird and powerful. It doesn't ways require belief to work. It one session cost me 100 bucks but it relaxed 1000 worth of stress away, I'd go home happy.

[@rachelearles8768]

I feel the same way! I can use all the help I can get losing stress.. People are too judgemental. Some people spend 100 on drinking on the weekend to blow of steam, some people spend it on massages or Reiki sessions or something like this video, it's all the same as long as no ones getting hurt and doesn't spend outside their means financially or it becomes an obsession or addiction. Also some people shop etc. Ton of examples

[@jv-ep2tc]

there is no such thing as placebo effect as in "believe it and it will happen" healing. if there was, USA would not have the highest prescription rate in the world.

[@xoluciaxo_3721]

I remember going for treatment for extreme fatigue due to cancer treatments to this chinese medicine type doctor and just laying there while doing the most bullshit things thinking.. this probably aint doing shit lmao. but looking back at it now it was really relaxing and kinda ‘fun’ bc it felt like a real life asmr experience😂 Still not really worth the money though because it really didnt do shit in the end oop, rather would have just taken a nap at home

[@Lange0716]

I actually e-mailed her gemstone therapy center to inquire about a session and it's actually $300 for an hour session and you usually end up getting another practitioner working on you. That's a little steep for me for some basic relaxation

[@Nasmr1]

@@Lange0716 300 an hour?! That’s 1800 for 6 hours work. Or over 400 grand a year.

[@hollio6562]

The lady on the table is like, "this is the last time I answer a Craigslist ad for a job."

[@TechMan042]

I would hope it was a full time gig

[@alexanderscott2456]

I'm pretty sure all of the people she uses for demos know her personally. She's probably a small time cult leader.

[@sas_denise]

😂

[@brianfettner3153]

Did this seminar come with a free continental breakfast? Nothing relaxes me more than eating a two day old danish while watching the neighborhood cat lady wave a crystal wand.

[@thomasskeffington4539]

More relaxing than watching ASMRsenal.

[@keepitkawaii4467]

Oh be quiet. She's making bank and you're on KZbin whining

[@JoaoSilva-on4od]

That comment relaxed me. I may need a customized mandala.

[@tirididjdjwieidiw1138]

@@keepitkawaii4467real shit tho

[@torvaldask7193]

Such nice, soothing and relaxing horse shit

[@TheMuddyMilesTrain]

that cracked me up, couldn't agree more.

[@rebeccajames7487]

Same! Brilliant 🤣

[@blammela]

She is the worlds most ASMR kook... seriously recommend her channel. Such a quack. So ASMR.

[@Jujudeze22]

Ok, l laughed.

[@silverathlon]

Lol

[@w.hayesconner1317]

I like how she emphasizes “diamond!” in a confidential, mutedly excited way when bringing up the possibility that the universal humours might allow her to spray them on the client, as though something slightly luxurious and exclusive is going to happen.

[@michaelgreen9237]

She doesn't even use real diamonds. In her Gem show haul videos she shows how she uses Herkimer diamond to infuse her sprays. Herkimer diamonds are just double-terminated quartz crystals.

[@jv-ep2tc]

You’ve just described the very essence of advertising.

[@msmonkey70]

I've watched this particular channel for years just for the ASMR. She's very relaxing.

[@Citracalbana]

What’s the channel called

[@xstarsystemsx]

I've been subscribed to her channel for a long time just for the asmr and I usually really dislike this type of nonsense. Her voice is just too nice and she always sounds so positive and happy.

[@EightTicks8]

@25:20 ..."so I'm not just randomly spraying." Lol.

[@klnamab4872]

And @1:06:34 lol!!!

[@EightTicks8]

@@klnamab4872 nice catch! I didn't notice that one. I was probably asleep by that time.

[@Blueskybuffalo]

She said the quiet part outloud.

[@kristinefrew3069]

She has the most relaxing voice, I feel instantly relaxed just listening 🥰

[@cjdfv]

I forgot Connecticut even existed until now. Thanks!

[@MrYuck-xt8dw]

Don't worry, once COVID goes away. So will Connuticunt

[@bugi9309]

What’s a conneticont again

[@Loungesugar]

In Connecticut I hear they have trees and buildings, but that could be just a rumor

[@miketilton6393]

I had to Google it and I'll be damned, there is

[@dragontamer6922]

Same, I even live here, but I have to I remember I exist sometimes

[@whatsuncledandoing]

My favorite part is when she says radiation can get trapped in the body. Because that's precisely how radiation works. I also like that somehow rocks correspond vaguely to wood and to fire, and also that diamonds come in spray form.

[@kaylaa5699]

Also, you kind of need the electrical energy that's in your body, it's what makes your heart beat. If this stuff actually worked, that part would have killed the patient lol.

[@whatsuncledandoing]

Srsly tho. Diamonds aren't water soluble.

[@iliahi2054]

Look up Dr. Emoto's work...the energy changes the water.

[@alexanderscott2456]

And the sprays are available for the low, low price of $46 on her store. That's a few hours wages for some tap water that presumably had a gem sitting it in as if it works like vanilla extract.

[@ruthcruz1]

This is my favorite video on her channel, I always fall asleep listening to this. I just wish she made more of these videos. The only recent ones are her showing off the gemstones or talking about what they do for your health

[@LucySoo1]

Maybe Covid restrictions?

[@vcamv2354]

Definetly the longest seasoning of a meal I've ever seen a cannibal do

[@kgodmode177]

Geology - study of rocks Gemstone Therapy - smoking of rocks

[@MTG77177]

That's crack talk

[@Alien_nation]

I’m certain there is no need to clear the intelligence chakras

[@TaterChip91]

I see what you're doing there 🤣

[@TheVampirePredator]

Can’t fix stupid.

[@zacharyelliott3152]

Haaaaahaaaaaaa hahahahahahH

[@sandwich-breath]

Hahahaha

[@Loungesugar]

Perpetually blocked chakra

[@AlexBur1]

This all seems like an elaborate way of Febreezing the hotel room. Still, cracking voice

[@ndrewallmark9076]

Haha

[@zacharyelliott3152]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrYuck-xt8dw]

Duhhhh! it's hand sanitizer! Have you been hiding in a cave?!

[@NightyKnight789]

Who do you think fails the gemstone therapy certification exam?

[@arb8991]

Ur mom did, she was so busy with me she missed her exam

[@cman4dayz328]

"Miners" *rimslap*

[@ArtGirl82]

The same people who flunked out of the Hollywood Upstairs Medical College

[@bearkinsbear8409]

Maybe people who have fallen facedown on the life path🤔

[@erikj.2066]

The ones that aren’t convincing enough.

[@Lemonz1989]

I miss the days when I thought adults were sane, all-knowing and had their shit together. Then I became an adult myself and have never stopped being disappointed in people since. This shit is relaxing to watch, though.

[@strangebrew1231]

The internet made all this nonsense more popular. It existed before but it was very niche

[@LuckyDrD]

It helps sleep because it’s mind-numbing nonsense.

[@CasperLCat]

I thought that as a child also. Then I eventually had multiple friends and housemates in medical school. All of whose SAT scores were lower than mine. Changed my view of doctors forever. Still, anyone with an MD is light-years ahead of this nice lady with her pretty stones and feelings. Hey, what do you call the guy who graduated last in his Med School class ? DOCTOR.

[@keepitkawaii4467]

Too true

[@waldytosantana3840]

This typa stuff is also a placebo effect minefield. If it works, it works. It's really relaxing to watch and have preformed on u too

[@missOhdrey]

I dont understand how the « patient » isn’t soaking wet by the end with the amount of sprays she’s getting lol Edit: for my own enjoyment, timestamps of all the spray segment: 6:20 / 14:20 / 23:35 / 33:55 / 49:04 / 54:30 / 58:05 / 1:05:48

[@lylavati]

It is a waxy blanket. It will all rinse down to the floor. But I asked myself the same question.

[@bluepandaman]

She’s wet, but not from the spraying.

[@uberbabe585]

Bottles are empty 😂😂😂

[@TdotTbot]

“I have my feet planted on the earth, so I can shine my light” stares into the camera for 2 minutes in silence, “now I’m going to do a shot of vodka , just to bring balance to my life” 😆😂

[@mistyrain2532]

Lol!!!

[@darkkyosukecrono]

Lmao

[@pisquenta]

That sounds good to me

[@Sisyphus_Grind]

i want some of that diamond spray cause my aura be banging

[@pungiaan8885]

I‘m so happy that the clients body „asked“ for a spray clearing! That part is so tingly, not just the sounds but also her repetitive hand movements while spraying 😍

[@markhughes8314]

Its good to know that she is not just spraying that stuff randomly around willy nilly.

[@MVPUnlucky]

Wouldn’t want the “intelligence centers” to get TOO activated now would we?

[@Blueskybuffalo]

I'm going to guess you can buy a bunch of this crap on her website for a stupid amount of money.

[@jacqueknight5000]

I literally chuckled when I read your comment. Thanks dude!

[@CaptainPrice360]

She's got a lot of balls bringing up the electromagnetic spectrum here XD

[@jroc2201]

Haha!!, that's funny

[@theheretic3764]

🤣🤣🤣

[@saintlarfleeze3551]

It pains me that people believe in this stuff but damn this is relaxing

[@steviegbcool]

i cant relax its so stupid it irritates me lol

[@RealTuckered]

I’ll bet the gemstone therapy retreat is off the hook!

[@oirandochu]

What could actually help people feel better after such „treatment“ is that they may well relax under guidance of a person who spends time with them which is a way of appreciation. That‘s what shamans have been doing throughout the history of human make-believes. It‘s just guided relaxation that costs a ton of money. Fair enough.

[@empressoflonelinessnightwa936]

Very well said. Expensive relaxation. With rocks and spray oil and a wacky leftover hippie.

[@SwivelHippie]

I watched the whole video and never fell asleep because I was learning about gemstone therapy

[@Jayfive276]

I believe this lady and Lynn McGonagill are competing in a closely-fought match for the title of KZbin’s Greatest ASMR-Friendly Twaddle-Peddler. The winner will also go forward to the All-Star game against the winner of the Unintentional ASMR [Sane Division] Championship which this year is between veteran and current reigning Champion Diane the Alexander Technique Lady Vs the newcomer and surprise package the Eastern European Baccarat Dealer.

[@Jayfive276]

J Q clearly not letting the neck be free...

[@Jayfive276]

4 Katrine she’s the Nick Fury of the UASMRCU.

[@ashlouw5350]

At first I thought it was Lynn and was waiting for the 'That's true' line

[@tpbarbie]

Ahhh, but you've never seen Barbara from Michigan State and Rick! #thebestever

[@zieg0r]

Established 👌🏽

[@eversonjr.234]

I love how this is so good for ASMR. And if someone pays for this, to get relaxed and they do, that's their money to spend. ♡ amazing video. (Sometimes is funny tho)

[@johndarcangelo6893]

Trying to fall asleep but I keep bursting out laughing

[@Addy0302]

The lady on the table looks like she's trying not to laugh

[@noahrush7185]

She knows it's utter BS and is just in it for the money.

[@inovatas]

A good mold treatment as well

[@MrYuck-xt8dw]

150,000 views. No, she's laughing her ass off. Now we know how sleezy joe got elected

[@zachary2890-l9k]

@@MrYuck-xt8dw that's random lol

[@WhoopityDoo]

@@zachary2890-l9k Trump supporters have Biden in their heads 24/7.

[@joshualajoie9547]

I like how she has already decided to place the coiled up necklace by the feet before getting close to her, then remembers she's on camera and still has to pretend to "discover" that was where "her body asked for the necklace" to go.

[@lsw3364]

I'm quickly coming to realise that one of my strongest asmr triggers is bullshit

[@Willowtree82]

It's a sales pitch. That's kind of what this is which is great for asmr. This may not do anything but just being there would be so relaxing that it would work. Another asmr I recommend is the channel find calm and find the videos of the blonde girl from the catholic QVC selling stuff, pure sleep

[@inmytravels]

Isabella Morton... always enjoyed her videos; I appreciate her earnestness in sharing her approach to finding peace. Not my style, but hey... works for her

[@Prizm44]

24:26 "Check for target areas..." Keeps coming back and spraying between her legs 😆

[@alliatomica]

I love Isabelle! She brings me great joy. I don’t buy her stuff but she sure does help me relax

[@Mark-pp7jy]

"I'm getting that it will be a spray clearing". "Fortunately, I have 20 bottles of filtered water from the Ganges River that I purchased through Amazon".

[@princesslisamarie7860]

1:05:19 “I am so stealing this! Is she looking?” 😂

[@saffron1996]

💀💀😂🤣

[@bethann80]

My body is telling me to ignore the vectors and just take the fantastic relaxation. It’s amazing how convinced she is that rocks are talking to her. I think there’s a special place for people who hear voices and then casually answer them. She should drop the gem act and stick with ASMR, she’s a natural!

[@calebhobbs6760]

"Let me spray this snake oil everywhere."

[@Wormhole798]

🤣😂👍

[@lindsayreid5685]

Imagine, you get the sheet on, all the gems in place, all comfortable & your chakras aligned. When suddenly, you need a poo.

[@Bladesmobile]

A poo is definitely guaranteed when there’s a Ruby and an onyx in play

[@Loungesugar]

“Please don’t use the Ruby.... it’ll make me sh*t” 😭

[@daphne4983]

I need to poop, I don't need a poo

[@keepitkawaii4467]

It happens alot in this line of work. What you can't see is the drop down flap under her butt area. She can open the flap for her client at any time.

[@abigaildotson8504]

That's a whole different type of alignment 😬

[@B81Mack]

I have a cat that randomly sprays its aura into the atmosphere.

[@redrabbit5534]

Lmaooo😂

[@DeuceSF]

I'm glad this is a job, just in case I ever find myself in hard times...

[@Willowtree82]

You could always sell etsy spells. 😅

[@JTD472]

It goes DOWN in the motels near the airport. Always has, always will

[@nathanrichards5565]

Welcome to Gemfest at the Super8 Motel off the 405 next to the Sonic and Dollar General

[@toneranger]

Ahahahaha 😂😂😂😂 We must be at one with the bullshit provided the price is right

[@micmac99]

Across from the Chevron where the Greyhound buses stop

[@enmunate]

You can take the 405 to the 10, take the off ramp onto Santa Monica blvd, and you will,be right there.

[@MrYuck-xt8dw]

150,000 views... Now I know how sleezy joe got erected

[@MAHOSHTRAHOSH]

@@enmunate "And go allll the way down." #Californians

[@corvaec.kalvidae8822]

I dont know anything about chakras or gemstones but this is damn relaxing. Like, personal attention asmr is a thing, and she fell asleep. She knows what shes here for. Rock lady seems to believe in rocks, and i guess im just glad she's using her rock powers for good... tho tbh id be down to let rock lady try to ruin my life by waving shiny rocks over my head. That sounds equally chill.

[@tylertyler82]

The judgment that I have for this video is defeating any relaxation

[@jq747]

"My feet are plugged into the Earth".. dear, you're on like the 8th floor of a Sofitel

[@MAHOSHTRAHOSH]

Hampton Inn Business Center #2

[@interstellaroverdrive3658]

The background audio hum of this video knocks me out everytime.

[@RedLP5000S]

I find any form of personal attention therapy very relaxing. The fact that this lady is in tune with the Shakra makes it that much more spiritual. I wish that I had that oneness with the earth, but I have lost my sense of pure self awareness and emotion. Plus I'm currently out of my meds....

[@anthonybalista7421]

You good homie?

[@CallMeConstantine]

“She’s such a nut job!” *goes back to working 40-60 hours a week for a corporation that considers me expendable, where I barely see the fruit of my labor, where I am often discouraged from taking time off, where urgency and immediacy is emphasized, where benefits are constantly trimmed, where I accept this has reality*

[@mimisashimi5006]

"Das Spiritual: How niche gemstone therapy unintentional ASMR KZbin videos led to my Marxist awakening"

[@patrickshaw411]

Well...it’s not necessarily your fault

[@jrhermosura4600]

woa that suddenly got ominous

[@LucySoo1]

@@mimisashimi5006 😂😂

[@funkytechnician1]

Ha, jokes on you, im on welfare!!!😅......😢

[@dogmaticchains6564]

It’s not just for cats. Bad chakra! spray, spray

[@sharkysasmr6325]

I cracked up at your fricken comment this is great

[@dedethomas9568]

Lmao

[@LúciaKitten]

Hahaha

[@csmat4740]

She looks like the type of person who'd become a teacher then the next year become a yoga expert.

[@elizabethh1720]

I'm going to blame my jiggling on my energy field and not the cheeseburgers I love to eat.

[@crowmedicine3890]

Hahahaha! I'm here for the comments!

[@vxrdrummer]

I had a girlfriend who was very much into all of this stuff and other methods of alternative 'healing'. Life with her was very difficult at times because these sorts of beliefs were just so intrusive into everything we did, and more to the point, everything I did. It wasn't pleasant to live around this stuff. I was studying physics at the time so it was even harder for me to stick with it all, and with her.

[@mattmoves5920]

I had a ex like that too. Best. Sex. Ever. The holistic madness surely added spice to our intimate moments. 😄

[@BoardgameLiker]

When the extent of your medical studies starts and ends with you pretending to be a doctor at 4 yrs old with random rocks and sprays bottles.

[@ryancull515]

Been actually watching this video for years now. Mad how you always notice what i notice. Love this channel.

[@msmonkey70]

I thought i was the only one. The first demo video in the basement of her house is the best.

[@leoshane9118]

Chakra is great but remember to vaccine your children

[@oddcabbage]

At least chakra won't turn them into retards

[@Selinaru]

@@oddcabbage neither vaccines

[@hoogachoga]

Clogged Nostrils Says the guy with clogged nostrils.

[@MVPUnlucky]

oddcabbage 78 I mean if people started talking about Chakras as a replacement for modern medicine and vaccines I’d call them a retard so I mean not exactly.

[@londonsnook9448]

Jody Jackson but you don’t love them enough to ensure their survival?

[@w.hayesconner1317]

“The first step in becoming a gem stone therapy practitioner is to hold your hands in this vaguely divine manner, giving your “patient” the sense that you might possess religious authority…”

[@stnkmstrflx]

Chakra Doctor: “How are you feeling?” Patient: “I feel like I’m being ripped off.”

[@markhughes8314]

.......in a very calming way.....

[@MrYuck-xt8dw]

Did you vote for sleezy Joe too?!

[@SGRmoss]

It's so funny and low key hypocritical that people are hating on this practitioner, yet are continuing to watch to induce calm and relaxation. 🙃🤭 Sheesh! Y'all DO need to relax 😌

[@deathcamp1]

Pure insanity but great asmr

[@just4youtube245]

I thought she can't be that crazy, people have used gem stones and crystal healing for long time, I was intrigued... But yeah, she bat shit crazy 😆

[@sortbum]

“And you’re also welcome to join us on our annual gemstone therapy retreat.” When you buy a ticket for the seat, you pay for the whole seat BUT YOU ON LY NEED THE EDGE!

[@corneliusblasterbox]

it was the person slamming the microwave shut in the background that really got me tingling

[@guccideltaco]

Ahh Isabelle Morton has finally made it onto the big time ASMR scene.

[@ProfessorASMR]

This is quite relaxing! Thank you for the tingles, friend!

[@kyro-jaxxsonofkosmos23]

The way malarkey just relaxes me. I love it.

[@maricvernon6152]

It's a shame I traded in those gemstones for some magic beans. I might have become a successful gemstone therapist. Stupid magic beans...

[@Starlightandcrystals]

This was so relaxing to watch.I fell a sleep 😂

[@bosskillayt2201]

tbh i wanna try this, just because it seems relaxing lmao

[@fulminarre]

room bouta be flammable af when she’s finished spraying that shit all over the place how is the client not choking 💀

[@yungyork5425]

Spoiler alert: at the end, the lady just floats off the bed and leaves through the ceiling. Leaving behind only her necklace and watch 👀

[@ohemptysad]

😁

[@youtubeis...]

Imagine the woman on the table just bursts out laughing 😆

[@Wormhole798]

I think we found AOCs therapist!😂🤣

[@tpbarbie]

I have been falling asleep to this video for years. Glad you finally found her! There's an older one that is better, it's in a basement or something... No hotel kids in the background lol

[@Elizabeth-px1pz]

Omg yes. It’s like 90 min and it’s bonkers but has the best sound!!

[@blammela]

There’s another one in the hotel and one in a chair and office.... gold!

[@princesslisamarie7860]

Elizabeth Urbanczyk can you link?

[@Elizabeth-px1pz]

@@princesslisamarie7860 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qou6dmClhLmCosU

[@SkipisDripped]

1:02:10 the forbidden cookie

[@bohemia9956]

I looove it. Watched it 3 days in a row. Unfortunately i guess the sprays blocked the micro as the sound got only better in the ladt 3 minutes when they were all moved away. i would love to have a session with her❤

[@stormyli]

The clock ticking is nice.

[@stevedelazzari1797]

Imagine how strong that spray finger must be doing that spraying motion all day lol

[@ji-look6142]

I was super relaxed but that “custom mandala” made me laugh out loud omfg 🔵 🔴 🔴 🔵

[@kristonio17]

I can only guess that this is what happens when New England WASPs take one yoga class, read one book on traditional eastern medicine, and have the time and disposable income to set up their own crystal shop at their local farmers market. But it DID send me right to sleep. 😆

[@69SalterStreet]

What a mean spirited term to use

[@alisabarrett5653]

Not allowed. Finding spirituality through anything other than their churches, giving their churches money, and judging people in the name of Jesus, is "of Satan." White women who are into this are either not religious or their love of the rocks and crystals must be closeted.

[@davidarnold1225]

​@@69SalterStreetCruel, but accurate. 😂

[@pietertolsma4375]

This is how I want my nonsense medical treatments, full of soft commentary and the hotel front desk ringing in the background.

[@narelleworks8448]

I have loved listening to Isabelle as a wonderful ASMR contributor, without official recognition, for some years. I’ve learned much from her gem therapy too.

[@stephenking3356]

Clutching the spray bottle ...."excuse me while I address that screeching kid disturbing our energy flow !"

[@LúciaKitten]

Lmao

[@matthewhawkins5042]

This woman is completely nuts, but it’s still one hell of an ASMR video!

[@choiyeonjun8071]

Ur rude

[@ASoundMostRelaxing]

@@choiyeonjun8071truth can hurt 😂

[@robertc8134]

By far the best therapy is reading these comments! Several of them have had us laughing hysterically.

[@matthewwarner2091]

My goodness, I’m so proud of her! She’s proof that you can go from being diagnosed with multiple major mental disorders to being a full fledged doctor!! 👏🏼

[@suckedintothevoid]

Don't conflate mental illness with this tomfoolery, it gives us anxious-depressos a bad name 😂

[@ASoundMostRelaxing]

She’s not a real doctor 🤦🏽‍♂️